🎙・server-chat

[lavish sigil]

aprox

goog

[digital nimbus]

goog indeed

[lavish parrot]

thank you externalthunk

any relation ?

[lavish sigil]

not

def not

imma go search for yorrick

i love him

WE love him

-# and canio is trash ngl

[open flower]

[raven ice]

Peter

[proud canopy]

https://www.cuberun.net/

[lavish parrot]

why are there so many horses here

[raven ice]

no

keep that behavior up and youre gonna get horsed

[scenic cliff]

local horse

[raven ice]

horsed horse

[steel fiber]

wait what

[compact stump]

the horse is here.

[tawny pasture]

horse walks in

[sweet herald]

🐴

[scenic cliff]

Why the long face

[steel tangle]

Oh dear god please

[rare yew]

but he becomes stuck at the bar, you know why?

because it's glue

[tawny pasture]

his name was elmer

wait thats a cow nvm

[steel tangle]

Does any one know for balatro mobile, if you hit “unlock all” on one profile does that disable achievements for ALL profiles? 😭

[rare yew]

no - just the unlocked profile

[ionic hinge]

I was about to send the metal rod my boss gave me for my birthday here but can't here

[rare yew]

You can put it in #🃏・off-topic where it belongs tho

[ionic hinge]

Fine it's there

[steel tangle]

Oh okay, i just gold-staked all decks but for some reason i didnt get C+…

So thats a little worrysome

[sacred hatch]

I started getting sliver hairs 😭

[rare yew]

You have to win one more run to unlock the achievement!

known bug

the victory lap

can be any deck/stake though

destroy a white stake run

[steel tangle]

Oh bet

Time to speedrun plasma

[warped sphinx]

this will surely be patched in the update right

[rare yew]

I unno maybe

[warped sphinx]

"i dunno" dude you made the game

[rare yew]

what does that make me a crystal ball

[steel tangle]

It makes you a blank

[warped sphinx]

not necessarily i just think you should know what you're adding to your game

[rare yew]

well I guess I'm sorry to disappoint you

[warped sphinx]

oh yeah how's that food joker art coming along that you told us about a days ago

[rare yew]

what are you my boss??

[minor prairie]

localthunk i will be severely disappointed if you dont add an instant win common joker into the game next update

[rare yew]

damn

[rare yew]

I'll do it for you

[warped sphinx]

you could never disappoint me localthunk i have poured 600 hours of my life into your game

[minor prairie]

this is the moment guys

[rare yew]

thank you for supporting me, afterimage, through thick and thin

you're one of the real ones

let's hear it for afterimage!

🎉

[warped sphinx]

👏

[minor prairie]

hell yeah good job me

[ionic hinge]

I dropped my metal rod on the floor.

[minor prairie]

i really hope thats not a euphemism

[ionic hinge]

No it's not.

[warped sphinx]

no his boss gifted him a metal rod

[minor prairie]

what

[ionic hinge]

Yup

[minor prairie]

for what

[warped sphinx]

#🃏・off-topic message

[minor prairie]

#1 pole achievement?

[tired pecan]

metal pipe falling sfx

god im so funny

[ionic hinge]

Idk he just gave it to me and walked away without explaining

[minor prairie]

ba ha ha ha ha

[warped sphinx]

BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL!!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[minor prairie]

this guy gets it

[warped sphinx]

Say that again....

[minor prairie]

like hit youtuber roffle lite on youthbe??????_?

[tired pecan]

this is me when i get it

[warped sphinx]

Roffle hearthstone

[rare yew]

congrats on the metal pole!

[tired pecan]

who is this

[minor prairie]

thats all he plays nowadays smh

[warped sphinx]

pee role

[minor prairie]

ree pole

[rare yew]

It's a banana educate yourself

[tired pecan]

hi localthunk please invent number past 39 thanks

[patent bear]

hi chat

[warped sphinx]

just got a ping that he started streaming

[rare yew]

wym none exist

[minor prairie]

yeah i dont know what comes after 39

or 308

[warped sphinx]

euphemism

[ionic hinge]

Yes! it will uh do nothing I just think it's neat

[tired pecan]

whats 39+1

[scenic cliff]

why the local face

[minor prairie]

this is severely confusing in my day to day life localthunk please fix this

[rare yew]

nan

[tired pecan]

see

[warped sphinx]

localthunk you're so funny please dont go bald

[tired pecan]

invent the next number please

[minor prairie]

OHHH okay thank you

[patent bear]

hi guys i got the game today

[rare yew]

I did

[ionic hinge]

Ba Nan?

[minor prairie]

nan1 of course

[scenic cliff]

localthunk walks into a bar and asks for naninf beers

[tired pecan]

what would that be

[rare yew]

nan

did I stutter?

[warped sphinx]

oh yeah i remember thinking of this can you consider my idea of nerfing the endless scaling ever so slightly so that the scoring breaks on ante 40 instead of 39

[tired pecan]

okay but what if and hear me out on that one

39+2

[rare yew]

If anything I'd change it to break on 24

[minor prairie]

localthunk can you invent a new egg joker

would be much appreciated

[warped sphinx]

no no hear me out because theres 5 final boss blinds and 40 / 8 = 5

[ionic hinge]

Don't invent anything localthunk steal ideas

[warped sphinx]

it would be genius

[tired pecan]

can you invent women please

[rare yew]

Id rather delete 2 of the final boss blinds

[steep raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376192408320217291/1469431487173493048/image.png?ex=6987a237&is=698650b7&hm=d3f78c5b3ce60a3aaa806c3f0bb7e018e23ece1bfcc4780e3b2b851ac7ea9ff2&

[minor prairie]

localthunk invented stealing and burglars though

so technically it would all be original

[warped sphinx]

make egg more accurate to real life and make it cost 11 dollars to buy and double sell price every round

[steep raft]

black deck completed

[rare yew]

balatro did predict the infinitely increasing price of eggs

[steel tangle]

IT IS DONE!

[rare yew]

so

[steel tangle]

Horrah

[minor prairie]

@tired pecan why did you invent russian and why is it so long

[rare yew]

CONGRATS

[steel tangle]

Thanks man

[rare yew]

waterslashfire just completed C+ ladies and gentlemen

[minor prairie]

localthunk one question why did you invent black deck

[warped sphinx]

did you really make egg before egg prices were super high i thought the joker was a play on that

[tired pecan]

that ukrainian

[minor prairie]

bane of my existence

[minor prairie]

cyrillic

[tawny pasture]

imagine hitting endless and seeing NAN on all the ante 9 blinds

[rare yew]

a huge accomplishment, you've done well waterslashfire!

[steep raft]

its not russian man

[steel tangle]

I can die happy now

Or wait

[minor prairie]

i said cyrillic okay D:

[rare yew]

no

[visual epoch]

hows it goin everybody

[tired pecan]

i curse you with sadness

[rare yew]

no no no no, you aren't done yet

[warped sphinx]

me when i get to ante 9 and the score is suddenly -nan

[steel tangle]

What

[tired pecan]

now you die sad

[rare yew]

I'm not finished with you waterslashfire

[steep raft]

ok

[steel tangle]

What do you men-

Bro

Please

[rare yew]

you think you're off the hook that easily?

[steel tangle]

I dont wanna beat goldstake with 8 ball!

[warped sphinx]

[rare yew]

you must

[tired pecan]

as like... the boss blind?

[minor prairie]

watch out guys hes about to invent the hook

[rare yew]

You have a job to do

don't disappoint me

[warped sphinx]

localthunk please no slurs in chat

[tired pecan]

i want him to uninvent it please

[minor prairie]

very offensive

[warped sphinx]

that word is very offensive to balatro players

[vivid palm]

i like men

[tired pecan]

localthunk why did you invent the hook, it messes with my green joker

[steel tangle]

I will beat C++ mark my words mr thunk!

[lavish sigil]

hi chat

[ionic hinge]

I play Balatro at my job

[warped sphinx]

gen z version of solitaire

[steep raft]

cool

[rare yew]

🫡

[minor prairie]

localthunk when are we getting a drought so the plant can finally wilt and die

[rare yew]

the fate of this whole game rests upon you waterslashfire

[tawny pasture]

i got 25 left

[rare yew]

if he can't do it, I won't release 1.1

[neon wren]

final bosses to delete = heart and? bell b/c too easy?

[scenic cliff]

yooo 😭

[tired pecan]

release 1.2 instead

[warped sphinx]

i have 612 hours and no C++ can you please nerf this achievement because i am too lazy to actually work for it

[tawny pasture]

say it aint so

[scenic cliff]

high stakes

[vivid palm]

be careful ive seen balatro players beating their wives out of pure rage from the game

beat only c++

[rare yew]

have you tried getting good

[lavish sigil]

too hard

we are lazy

[scenic cliff]

externalthunk

[lavish sigil]

shhh

[minor prairie]

can i ask why you're local unc now

[steel tangle]

Big dog

[rare yew]

because I'm kinda unc

[minor prairie]

is it your 9 billionth birthday since you invented the universe

[warped sphinx]

does naneinf count

[rare yew]

no

[scenic cliff]

unc as in ankh or uncle?

[minor prairie]

(for supernova and constellation ofc)

[tired pecan]

localthunk what do you think of flower pot

[vivid palm]

gotta hit 30 first

[warped sphinx]

then i have not :(

[minor prairie]

i second this

[rare yew]

you think I'm under 30?

[vivid palm]

ok unc

[tired pecan]

i x3 mult this

[scenic cliff]

fine

[rare yew]

yeah that's what I'm saying

[minor prairie]

you mean x1 because it doesnt hit

[vivid palm]

makes sense

[lavish sigil]

cmon 3 years or older is unc 💔

[tawny pasture]

youll all be unc one day

[rare yew]

well that's not a guarantee

[minor prairie]

localthunk how do you feel about your evil twin

[vivid palm]

not all

[lavish sigil]

evil

[vivid palm]

what if i died right now

[lavish sigil]

why evil

[tawny pasture]

some of you will all be unc one day

[warped sphinx]

over my dead body

[minor prairie]

thats how itll happen yes

[ionic hinge]

Not if I explode the thermonuclear bomb I have under my soda

[tired pecan]

can we just invent eternal stickers irl and attack them to ourselves to live forever

[warped sphinx]

over YOUR dead body rather because you are just SO OLD....

[rare yew]

You'll all either be dead or cringe

that's how the world works

[scenic cliff]

Prevents Death if chips scored are at least 25% of required chips

[warped sphinx]

dying is cringe actually

[minor prairie]

he just invented a new commandment

[warped sphinx]

thats why mr bones exists

[tawny pasture]

die cool or live long enough to become unc

[minor prairie]

prepare for a tiny earthquake

[tired pecan]

why did you kill elwiwi

[lavish sigil]

js use a golden dandelion to stop growth

[vivid palm]

u say that while im already laughing at the stuff my mom would laugh while i felt disgust

[minor prairie]

mine and craft reference???

[rare yew]

it depends tho is your mom cool

[lavish sigil]

what do you think

[tawny pasture]

once you realize you've always been and always will be cringe life gets more fun. Except gothic, gothic has always been cool af

[scenic cliff]

is externalthunk the malevolent or the benevolent one

[minor prairie]

idk you're thunk's evil twin you could know if he has a new joker called the golden dandelion

[warped sphinx]

BREAKING: "Gen Z" children are suddenly PASSING AWAY at the age of 20! 17 dead so far, more at 9:00

[tired pecan]

hi

[rare yew]

I'm kind of an asshole so he better know his place as my opposite

[lavish sigil]

no spoils

only horses and glue

[vivid palm]

she is but i dont think laughing at talking angela videos of her saying stupid shit is normal by any means

[minor prairie]

hey thunkatron have you ever considered a joker from #1155557846805643434

genuinely curious

or are they all just terrible

[lavish sigil]

🐴

[tired pecan]

what if we horse localthunk

[rare yew]

never read it

[minor prairie]

lmao

[rare yew]

how long that been there?

[lavish sigil]

yesterday

[minor prairie]

we neeeed a horse joker

[scenic cliff]

why are we horse reacting

[tired pecan]

we all need a horse joker

[rare yew]

horse react him

[warped sphinx]

Chud (Uncommon)
If no playing cards or jokers are being triggered, x2 mult

[rare yew]

and me, fuck it

horse me

[minor prairie]

like i will probably maybe kill @tired pecan if we dont get horse joker

[vivid palm]

and me, horse it

fuck me

[tired pecan]

quit horsing around

[scenic cliff]

yoooo tf

[warped sphinx]

localthunk please add my idea to the game 🙏

[steel tangle]

Haha! You see, thats why i have the stone card combo

[tawny pasture]

one of those horses is thinkin w portals

[rare yew]

this is literally my job

[tired pecan]

localthunk what is your opinion on 5 eternal polychrome madnesses

[lavish sigil]

great job you got

[minor prairie]

oh god does he know about that

[ionic hinge]

Lucky.

[lavish sigil]

fun? maybe

job? optional

[warped sphinx]

lets trade positions

[vivid palm]

what about 11.5x mult

[steel fiber]

WHAT

[ionic hinge]

At least you don't have to swing a pickaxe all day

[tired pecan]

i think that would be insane

[warped sphinx]

is your name steve

[minor prairie]

by ante 5 too

[ionic hinge]

No.

[steel tangle]

-1 server member

[lavish sigil]

ok

good

[rare yew]

hey externalthunk let's ban each other just for fun

ok?

[minor prairie]

thats a great idea

[lavish sigil]

uhm

maybe

[minor prairie]

you start externalthunk

[lavish sigil]

if you go fist

first

😄

[warped sphinx]

rock paper scissors for it

[minor prairie]

no no you do it

[tired pecan]

fist? as in raised fist?

[rare yew]

I mean he did ask for it

[lavish sigil]

nooo

[rare yew]

I can legally ban him now

[lavish sigil]

stop

[minor prairie]

do it

[rare yew]

from a legal standpoint

[vivid palm]

wow that would give me madness!

[lavish sigil]

fist give me perms

[vivid palm]

like 5 of it

[lavish sigil]

to ban you

[steel tangle]

I hope you are eternal too

[minor prairie]

if you do it ill donate my life savings to swashbuckler

[rare yew]

I'll give you perms after

trust

[tired pecan]

would they be polychrome?

[vivid palm]

not only that but eternal too!

[warped sphinx]

you don't know if he is above the age of consent or not actually

[vivid palm]

i wonder the mult tho

[tired pecan]

localthunk have you seen the image, you must see the image

[minor prairie]

grand total of $3 btw

[lavish sigil]

wair

wait

i got mr bones

[minor prairie]

show him now

he must

[tired pecan]

image perms vro

[vivid palm]

unc be damned with the madness

[minor prairie]

aw man

just uhh

[lavish sigil]

and i got 2.5k/10k chips

[minor prairie]

copy link or something

[lavish sigil]

i live

[tired pecan]

telepathically send him

[minor prairie]

can we use sixth sense's help

[tired pecan]

that would require a seance

[minor prairie]

true

[tulip reef]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[lavish sigil]

are there even other devs?

[steel tangle]

You cant sense them?

[lavish sigil]

bald

[minor prairie]

open that localthunk

[lost vector]

Don't show ts to him 😭

[minor prairie]

you need to see it

[scenic cliff]

there ain't no blind with a 10k score requirement blud

[steel tangle]

Local thunk is also a dev

[tired pecan]

he MUST see it

[lavish sigil]

this server is

[tulip reef]

this is mad

[ionic hinge]

Madness?

[lost vector]

Ness

[rare yew]

which image

[lost vector]

Some kind of mad ness

[tired pecan]

the mad one

[minor prairie]

if thunk doesnt respond with his acknowledging of that image

[rare yew]

post it

[minor prairie]

i will die

[ionic hinge]

No this is server chat!

[tulip reef]

#🎙・server-chat message

[minor prairie]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[warped sphinx]

add me to your will first

[minor prairie]

here

[rare yew]

that's a link, post the image

cmon

[vivid palm]

did yall know there are a type of food that is brown, dry and some even are used to make deserts? thats nuts!

[rare yew]

what's the matter

post it

[minor prairie]

im going to disembowel you

[vivid palm]

check game discussion

[tired pecan]

you would go mad if you saw it

[warped sphinx]

you cannot ragebait me

[rare yew]

must be the wind

[minor prairie]

thats it

hand me your bowels

[lost vector]

Ness will become mad if we post the image

[vivid palm]

he will really achieve madness

[lavish sigil]

must've been the wind*

grammar please

[tired pecan]

how do you feel about being pouch emoji reacted

[vivid palm]

why yall be horsing

[ionic hinge]

Huh?

What was that?

[rare yew]

how come nobody is posting the image

I'm ready to see it

[tawny pasture]

theyre scared

[rare yew]

you have me excited to see it

[scenic cliff]

localthunk walks into a bar, he isn't thirsty so he gets out

[minor prairie]

one sec let me try something

[lost vector]

It's too mad

[digital nimbus]

7

[vivid palm]

ur ragebait really aint allat

[rare yew]

ah too bad, I gotta go now

[digital nimbus]

goog

[lost vector]

The horrors

[rare yew]

later!

[ionic hinge]

Thought I heard something.

[digital nimbus]

ah

[lost vector]

He left before becoming mad

[scenic cliff]

it was such a great image too

[tired pecan]

im coral reacting you

[digital nimbus]

wait a sec

can we swear

[lavish sigil]

maybe

#📜・rules

[minor prairie]

HA

[rare yew]

you can swear once

[minor prairie]

HAHA

[ionic hinge]

No.

[steel tangle]

Woah

Based

[tired pecan]

we all saw it

[lost vector]

Yes fucking yes

[minor prairie]

GET ABSOLUTELY MADNESSED

[digital nimbus]

oh no

[tired pecan]

thats madness

[ionic hinge]

WOAH

[digital nimbus]

:(

[minor prairie]

we all saw it thunk

you cant stop the madness

[ionic hinge]

Sweating is bad.

[digital nimbus]

when shall i use the swear pass

[scenic cliff]

ill save my swear for when it is needed

[tawny pasture]

ive already used my one swear when i said heck that one time

[steel tangle]

I only saw its after image

[rare yew]

I saw the little garbage can icon as I clicked it

[tired pecan]

we all saw it 11.5 times each

[vivid palm]

did you know theres a word used to describe things that are unbelievable or great? thats incredible!

[rare yew]

that's about it

[minor prairie]

thats it

[digital nimbus]

hmm

[minor prairie]

i am taking your bowels

by force

[tired pecan]

local gets 11.5 horse reactions

[steel tangle]

Make it a gif.. WOAh NOt COOL

[digital nimbus]

i cant wait to use the swear pass

[lost vector]

That's madddd dudddd

[rare yew]

:)

[vivid palm]

NO

[rare yew]

try again in a min trust

[spring escarp]

WHAT WAS THAT

[rare yew]

I'll leave it up this time

trust trust

[warped sphinx]

localthunk you are truly an evil man

[rare yew]

mods disassemble my atoms

[tired pecan]

he is mad at us.... as in madness

[lavish sigil]

localtrust

[digital nimbus]

slow mode enabled?

[slate steeple]

What the fuck did I miss

[lost vector]

He's mad

[vivid palm]

sending a message is more expensive than keeping flower pot

[spring escarp]

Slowmode help 😭

[rare yew]

oh damn almost saw it

[scenic cliff]

Big Chip rises again

[tawny pasture]

welcome back slowmode 🤝

[tired pecan]

we gonna send it 11.5 more times

[steel tangle]

If you can only say one thing a year and its on a random minute of a random day that you dont know, what would you say?

[rare yew]

murph are you immune

[digital nimbus]

W murphy

[vivid palm]

i gotta be contet communicating by reactions

[rare yew]

I don't think murph is immune

[minor prairie]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1469380967209762846/IMG_9397.jpg?ex=6987732a&is=698621aa&hm=36cfd7111bf470d29ff5433991618ad9cbfef2d8e2951db3b47beed747355a21&

What
I HATE you localthunk

[rare yew]

oh no!

what's that!

😢

[ionic hinge]

Balls.

[tawny pasture]

im not immune. my powers have weakened over time.

[rare yew]

lmao ok ok I'll stop

[tired pecan]

can you add madness emoji rq pretty please we need to madness react you

[scenic cliff]

transform the image into Ascii art

[rare yew]

slowmode gone

[vivid palm]

send 5 of them 11.5 times

[rare yew]

you are free

[minor prairie]

damnit

[scenic cliff]

the shackles

[vivid palm]

finally

[outer bay]

What is happening?

[lavish sigil]

yay

[tawny pasture]

so thats what that feels like...hmm

[digital nimbus]

literally watching a murphy vid lol

[vivid palm]

WAIT

[cloud rain]

@steel tangle Congrats on the gold stake wins

[vivid palm]

WE COULD STILL SEND THE TEXT

[tired pecan]

i actually cost 20 bucks, good swash value

[minor prairie]

VIVA LA RESISTANCE no thunk however global or local can stop us from madness

[scenic cliff]

Deleting server in 5 minutes...

[steel tangle]

thank you probably

[urban obsidian]

**:bar_chart: whose better **

🇦 localthunk
🇧 externalthunk

Want to help Simple Poll keep going? Upgrade to premium :star:

[vivid palm]

NO

[tired pecan]

he is 11.5x more mad now

[rare yew]

can we all congratulate waterslashfire for his wonderful C+ achievement?

👏

[digital nimbus]

goog

[rare yew]

Well done waterslashfire!

[digital nimbus]

YO

[tawny pasture]

[ionic hinge]

Don't worry localthunk I got your back.

[scenic cliff]

congratulations waterslashfire

[digital nimbus]

i can talk

[cloud rain]

i love you so much waterslashfire

[minor prairie]

i hate you waterslashfire

[tired pecan]

👏

[lavish sigil]

good

[minor prairie]

with love of course

and loads of hate

[steel tangle]

I love myself too

[digital nimbus]

ima change my pfp be right back

[cloud rain]

can we play one more night

[vivid palm]

i dont have an opinion about waterslashfire

[cloud rain]

are you busyy

[tired pecan]

we all love you waterslashfire but have you seen the image

[minor prairie]

the image tm

[rare yew]

wait what image

[tame comet]

localthunk

@rare yew

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ID: 1116386306788970587 · Feb 6, 2026, 8:59 PM

[scenic cliff]

not this again

[tired pecan]

you know, that one

[scenic cliff]

who is localthunk

[slate steeple]

I wonder if localthunk will add the ability to date jimbo in the new update

[vivid palm]

how could you not? ive seen it 11.5 times

[lavish sigil]

whois localthunk

[tired pecan]

you would be mad if you saw it

[minor prairie]

I love jumbo

[tired pecan]

localthunk please invent women im tired of being gay

[vivid palm]

multiple times mad, that would be polymad

[rare yew]

damn do I need to disable application commands here too

[minor prairie]

much appreciated

[urban obsidian]

**:bar_chart: whats better **

🇦 horses
🇧 localthunk
🇨 horses but jokers

Appreciate Simple Poll? Upgrade to premium :star:

[rare yew]

guess so!

[scenic cliff]

A react him

[minor prairie]

but its fuuuun

[cloud rain]

horse joker for 1.1

[gusty tusk]

neigh

[vivid palm]

Horse
Uncommon
Horses

[lavish sigil]

cya chat

[tired pecan]

localthunk making it 11.5 times harder to send the image

[scenic cliff]

Goodbye externalthunk

[rare yew]

wait which image we talkin about

hol up what image

[minor prairie]

thats it

[tired pecan]

oh you know

that one

[minor prairie]

that's literally it

[vivid palm]

||
||

[scenic cliff]

Talking about the image like it's classical literature

[minor prairie]

ive had enough

[vivid palm]

bro is spending all types of messages

[minor prairie]

localthunk would you mind politely telling me your exact location

[vivid palm]

now threads getting banned

[lavish sigil]

LOL

[rare yew]

you do know that externalthunk is making me ban all these things right

[lavish sigil]

ye

[minor prairie]

is this true

[tired pecan]

its actually me dont listen to him

[minor prairie]

is this true

[lavish sigil]

bye guys

[tired pecan]

@grok is this true

[rare yew]

I could just yeet him instead

[minor prairie]

put the answer in a bikini

[lavish sigil]

before i start banning the server

[tired pecan]

he said its not true chat what do i do

[ionic hinge]

I ate my soda

[scenic cliff]

Im still waiting for externalthunk to ban localthunk

[rare yew]

gave him a chance to ban me first but he didn't do it

[vivid palm]

fuck you

[rare yew]

and since he's my opposite I have to ban him

[lost vector]

It's making me mad

[lavish sigil]

what did i do to you

[rare yew]

checks out right?

[lavish sigil]

huh?

[minor prairie]

isnt he technically negative localthunk

[tired pecan]

since you exist in two states can i use you instead of ace to trigger superposition

[lavish sigil]

i dont take up space

[rare yew]

Like I think that's how the math works

[scenic cliff]

All cards debuffed until one joker sold

the joker being externalthunk

[lavish sigil]

i dont take up space

[ionic hinge]

I wonder if I could eat my jacket.

[lavish sigil]

like cmon

[tired pecan]

can we get a boss that lets you send the image

[minor prairie]

how mad will we be when externalthunk is banned and we still undergo this terrible regime

[digital nimbus]

guys i changed my pfp is it cool 👍

[lavish sigil]

if you had 5/5 jokers i could still fit in

[lost vector]

We will sell thunk for two dollars like Mr Krabs did with Spongebob

[scenic cliff]

very mad

[steel tangle]

what if external thunk was the original, and you came from an ankh which made you non-negative?

[tired pecan]

mad? as in... madness?

[scenic cliff]

true

[lavish sigil]

😮

[minor prairie]

or an invis joker

[vivid palm]

hey im local thunk

[scenic cliff]

hi local thunk

[lavish sigil]

nyte chat

[vivid palm]

hi

[lavish sigil]

sleep well

[rare yew]

wait chat what image we talking

[digital nimbus]

we should all say goog

[cloud rain]

Can uou just join vc dude

[digital nimbus]

cuz funny

[lost vector]

Me when I think locally

[lavish sigil]

go sleep

[minor prairie]

hi everyone

im localimage

[steel tangle]

big dog

[tired pecan]

hi when is 1.1

[vivid palm]

i strongly believe local images are after thunks

[rare yew]

gosh I wish I could see a gif or an image or even a sticker in here

[minor prairie]

also i dont understand like

[ionic hinge]

I wonder what my table tastes like

[tired pecan]

you should see the image

[scenic cliff]

prepare the madness emoji

[minor prairie]

why did we go straight from 1.0.1 to 1.1

[digital nimbus]

goog

[tulip reef]

Taste it

[minor prairie]

i dont get it

[tired pecan]

thats not how straights work

[vivid palm]

why not 2 already tho

[forest wagon]

now i understand why localthunk made such a joker of a game

[tawny pasture]

sadly they havent figured out image technology in discord yet. maybe one day

[ionic hinge]

Wood. Blegh I ain't no beaver.

[tired pecan]

me when theres a flower pot in the shop

[rare yew]

smh too bad

oh well

[vivid palm]

hi im the 25th letter of the alphabet

[rare yew]

I'm sure the image was lame

I'm sure it was mid

[digital nimbus]

y

[tired pecan]

one day you WILL see the image

[vivid palm]

because i am

[tulip reef]

How do you know you won't like it?

[tired pecan]

replace i with a

[tulip reef]

gotta at least try

[digital nimbus]

the y

[vivid palm]

it was mad good

[solemn elm]

the annoying part was they kept talking about, and posting, that same image for an hour

[rare yew]

A'm sure at wis mid

[ionic hinge]

I just bit into it duh

[vivid palm]

here he comes

[lost vector]

He's so madddddd

[tired pecan]

fun police

[digital nimbus]

should i eat a malteser chat?

[rare yew]

it's a safe haven in here

an imageless sea

[vivid palm]

hi

[tulip reef]

And it wasn't good

[solemn elm]

no images, polls or gifs to speak of ❤️

[tulip reef]

At least now you know

[lost vector]

You're right, all this monotony of messages can drive anytime to madness

[tired pecan]

localthunk can we add a rule that lets us madness react you

[rare yew]

the perfect channel

[vivid palm]

I CANT REACT

[scenic cliff]

say hi to the new iphone

[minor prairie]

localthunk, check your email

perhaps theres an image

[vivid palm]

how is that fair

[rare yew]

oh right I can remove reactions too

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[ionic hinge]

Nope it tasted like wood

[spring escarp]

PLS NO

[vivid palm]

fair

[tulip reef]

You know maybe different woods taste different

[tulip reef]

Pine might be good

[ionic hinge]

Hmm

[tired pecan]

rate my jokers setup chat

[rare yew]

caught by spam filter lmfao

[tired pecan]

🌈🤡♾️🌈🤡♾️🌈🤡♾️🌈🤡♾️🌈🤡♾️

[minor prairie]

im gonna kill you

[scenic cliff]

cavemen drawing on the wall

[digital nimbus]

i sharted 👍

[minor prairie]

come on you gotta applaud the dedication at least

i emailed you the image

[tawny pasture]

eternal polychrome chaos the clown. nice

[rare yew]

alright I have to go have fun chat enjoy whatever this 'image' thing is

[lost vector]

This painting was found in a mayan cave

[digital nimbus]

see ya broskito

[vivid palm]

what about 5 of them

[lost vector]

And it predicted the future

[tired pecan]

close enough

[rare yew]

Here's a purple gameboy

[digital nimbus]

🥀

[ionic hinge]

Idk all wood tastes like a woody flavor kinda like uh trees

[ancient sequoia]

Unc really hates when we send images

[rare yew]

Oh look! An image!

[tulip reef]

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[scenic cliff]

if only there was a gameboy of the green variant

[tulip reef]

thats the image

[ancient sequoia]

Thank you unc

You're the goat

[digital nimbus]

uh

[minor prairie]

are we not gonna horse react him

come on guys

[vivid palm]

you wont distract no one with that

[digital nimbus]

does chat become dry when localthunk leaves?

[vivid palm]

im just so mad right now i could eat 11.5 horses

[tired pecan]

thats madness

[tulip reef]

Rowan tastes definitely different to pine and oak

[tulip reef]

so i gotta disagree here

[vivid palm]

chat goes mad

[spring escarp]

Why you don't like images?

[ancient sequoia]

Yeah unc is the focal point of this chat

Without unc we are nothing

[digital nimbus]

when he leaves?

[tired pecan]

they make him mad

[digital nimbus]

really

?

[spring escarp]

LMAO

[solemn elm]

they disrupt the flow of chat a lot

[vivid palm]

hey guys my birthday is 11/5

[solemn elm]

same with gifs and polls

[minor prairie]

lilo just have some fun please

[spring escarp]

Oh, that makes kinda sense

[tired pecan]

fun police

[minor prairie]

why does everything have to be so literal and technical

[ionic hinge]

Idk maybe my taste buds aren't as sensitive as yours. I found them all just untasty.

[minor prairie]

youre not even a mod just have some fun

[solemn elm]

that's literally how he feels about it

what are u on about

[vivid palm]

yeah now hes eternally mad like 5 times

[digital nimbus]

lol

[minor prairie]

zero mods have complained and he hasnt complained about our one off topic message in game discussion or one single image or poll in there

[vivid palm]

why not laugh a little

[minor prairie]

just have fuun

[rare yew]

what are you on about

[vivid palm]

i been laughing at this joke since 7am bro its 6pm now

[solemn elm]

???

[minor prairie]

some would say 11.5

[tired pecan]

quit horsing around

[solemn elm]

youre ragebaiting i swear

[minor prairie]

i havent seen it tbh

[tulip reef]

Maybe moss is more your thing. Or leaves

[rare yew]

There are no images in here (nor stickers) because they make chat very hard to follow when it gets busy like this, which often happens when I join the chat

[digital nimbus]

6

[ancient sequoia]

Unc is it bad I made a channel

I just clicked add thread

[minor prairie]

yeah im not talking about here

[ancient sequoia]

You gotta fix it

[spring escarp]

Makes sense

[tired pecan]

they should invent images

[vivid palm]

what about when the topic is literally the image

[lost vector]

It makes 5 people mad eternally

[minor prairie]

in game discussion whenever we're doing jokes or sending stuff thats even slightly off topic lilo swoops in to save the day

[ionic hinge]

Oh moss is tasty! Leaves are somewhat tasty but moss is delightful!

[scenic cliff]

Then we get gaslighted and move on probably

[digital nimbus]

relatable

[rare yew]

It seems like you're trying to pick a fight rn

please don't

[minor prairie]

im really not im just saying we should loosen up

[digital nimbus]

ts took me 10 min to spell

[ancient sequoia]

Thunk is accidentally made a thread in server chat

[minor prairie]

but ill shut up

[ancient sequoia]

You should delete it cus I cant

[solemn elm]

and by "we" you mean me

and only me

[tulip reef]

Which type moss you prefer the most?

[vivid palm]

ur saying we all tight?

[minor prairie]

we tight twin

[spring escarp]

Is there a chat in we can send images?

[rare yew]

every other channel, yes

just this one has no perms

[vivid palm]

every single other channel

[scenic cliff]

lmao

[rare yew]

which is why I hang out here

[ancient sequoia]

Nice

[minor prairie]

ever since the image revolution of 1926

[vivid palm]

its quite actually the other way, it has no perms cuz you hang out here

[digital nimbus]

7

[tired pecan]

localthunk is it true that you invented colors just to make red card red

[vivid palm]

if there were no unc there would be madness

[scenic cliff]

i love this channel, the game discussion and the fan art channel i just love looking at art

[neon wren]

that guy that does high end restaurant meal prep should probably have image perms. his pics are always great

[digital nimbus]

777

[rare yew]

I will actually give them a special role if I see them

[digital nimbus]

i wish i could cook

:(

[minor prairie]

give him server owner would be interesting

[ionic hinge]

Green squishes ofc can't beat the classics. The ones that grow on the big spikey trees are very good too.

[vivid palm]

you can

[spring escarp]

Ok, thanks :)

[tired pecan]

thats me, i only post maddeningly entertaining images

[digital nimbus]

i just burnt macaroni

[tired pecan]

11.5x better than anyone else

[digital nimbus]

some how

[vivid palm]

how many per day

[minor prairie]

its so repetitive it's so funny

[vivid palm]

just get better, what u did wrong?

[fluid shuttle]

Oh, no more image perms, what the hell happened

[digital nimbus]

wait

asec

[tired pecan]

5-11.5 on average

[solemn elm]

peace <3

[minor prairie]

bro would burn water 🥀🥀🥀😭😭😭

99999 likes

[vivid palm]

oh wow! thats a big chrome of images

[minor prairie]

0 replies

[scenic cliff]

Someone triggered flower pot for the first time

[tired pecan]

me

[digital nimbus]

YIPPE MY MACARONI FINALLY COOKED

[scenic cliff]

and they decidded to post the picture here

[digital nimbus]

:D

now the sauce :/

[tulip reef]

Tree moss is peculiarly excellent

[tired pecan]

earth would explode if that happened. luckily, it never will

[vivid palm]

i just ate the most beautiful and buttery rawest rare steak in my life

i love cooking

[scenic cliff]

splendid

casual cooking is so satisfying

[vivid palm]

you cant complain if you were the one to do it

[minor prairie]

bros cow was still mooing 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀😭😭😭😭 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[tired pecan]

i just ate popcorn with ice cream and cola

[digital nimbus]

the cheese sauce looks so nice rn

[lost vector]

It's called evaporation

[fluid shuttle]

Is that all what happened?

[tulip reef]

Balatro reference?

[ancient sequoia]

Gaga

[ionic hinge]

Exactly my friend. It also makes good fiber and dressings moss is truly amazing

[vivid palm]

wow! you must have some great cooking skills

[scenic cliff]

no, i was actually lying, it got removed because it's nicer not having images where there's a lot of people in chat

[tired pecan]

thats actually a reference to real world where they have such riveting dishes as

egg

[digital nimbus]

I MADE MACARONI WITHOUT MESSING UP HOLY S***

[minor prairie]

with salt

[lost vector]

I just took the bus today but somebody took an unsolicited photograph of me

[cyan wadi]

good afternoon mr thunk

[fluid shuttle]

Ah

[tulip reef]

Wow! does it gain value if you don't eat it?

[vivid palm]

congratulations now season it i dare you

bro gonna burn the sauce

[digital nimbus]

:(

[tired pecan]

yes! you shoukd definitely test that out

[scenic cliff]

season a macaroni?

[digital nimbus]

D:

[scenic cliff]

aren't macaroni sweet?

[digital nimbus]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[minor prairie]

what's the biggest an egg can theoretically be

one second i need to math

[vivid palm]

thy hand shall not bring your mouth a dry and tasteless dish

[scenic cliff]

4 dollars off the top of my head

[vivid palm]

ostrich

[minor prairie]

okay

[tired pecan]

more than 3 bucks probably

[minor prairie]

the biggest a balala egg can be is $117

[vivid palm]

your welcome

[scenic cliff]

oh are you not talking abot baaltro

[lost vector]

Is the egg from Balatro a reference to the rising egg prices in US

[minor prairie]

thats a pretty big egg

[scenic cliff]

oh ok

are you counting hieroglyphs

[ionic hinge]

Nom nom nom moss that grows near the river bed is tasty.

[minor prairie]

ooh

well thats just 3x119

way

wait no

[scenic cliff]

could also count gift card

[tired pecan]

no judt egg

[minor prairie]

goodness

[vivid palm]

are you counting the max amount of negative gift cards you can realistically get?

[minor prairie]

just egg

[scenic cliff]

and also a negative egg would be worth more at start

[minor prairie]

just egg guys

[scenic cliff]

oh true sorry

[solemn elm]

(3x40) + floor(1/2(4+5))

[vivid palm]

what a boring plate

[ionic hinge]

Not as good as the moss yum yum

[solemn elm]

this is with a poly/negative egg, hence the + 5

[vivid palm]

egg must be eternal so the 5 madness you are bringing to actually go till 39 wont destroy it

[solemn elm]

with bugs/glitches you can go higher with SUAS, otherwise this is the limit

[minor prairie]

39 antes, 117 rounds
add two more antes for the time travel vouchers, 126 rounds
126 rounds * $3 per round = $378 if i did my math right

[tired pecan]

okay but the real question is whats the biggest flower pot

[vivid palm]

3x

[tulip reef]

1x

[solemn elm]

-1 round because you don't start with an egg

[rare yew]

Probably one for a sunflower

Or like that smelly flower in the Malaysian jungle

[vivid palm]

not true

[minor prairie]

this is theoretical so like for example the challenge where you have no money and only eggs

[tired pecan]

thats so small

we should water it

[solemn elm]

the corpse flower... i had the "honour" of smelling one at a garden centre in cornwall. it just smells like rotting flesh it's so gross

[lost vector]

As in

[vivid palm]

theres a flower called arnold schwarzenegger thats 25 meters tall

the pot is really big

[lost vector]

Pig porn?

[vivid palm]

id rather sell it, really

[ionic hinge]

I wonder if the corpse flower tastes like moss

[tired pecan]

now make the flower pot in game have one of those and give 10 balatrillion mult

[solemn elm]

???

[minor prairie]

so realistically if you went 39 antes with an egg and used your vouchers you would have a $375 egg by the end

[lost vector]

How do you see that on Pinterest

[rare yew]

Bro I need to time people out

[tired pecan]

what did he mean by that

[rare yew]

NOT YOU LILO

[vivid palm]

please never send stuff like this in a message alone without the context

[solemn elm]

if you did time me out i'm sure i deserved it

[ancient sequoia]

Nooo

[vivid palm]

????

[rare yew]

horse I’m giving you a day

[lost vector]

@fiery orchid The horse was getting freaky

[solemn elm]

the horse was called friday

[ionic hinge]

What do you think of moss localthunk?

[scenic cliff]

The horse will think for a day

[fluid shuttle]

It’s like a sniper missing it’s target

[minor prairie]

"i bow to you my king"

[tulip reef]

asking the important question here

[lost vector]

I like talking like a Oblivion NPC

[ancient sequoia]

Haha

[solemn elm]

are you just here to ragebait or do you actually want to contribute to the conversation

[tired pecan]

localthunk whats the biggest theoretical zany joker we can get

[minor prairie]

im making a joke chill

[rare yew]

I know we have fun in here but this is a public server with children and rules please remember to follow them

The rules not the children

[scenic cliff]

yeah this convo is lowkey not it

[knotty lodge]

guys

im so happy

[scenic cliff]

why

[minor prairie]

im gonna follow the children

[knotty lodge]

omg

[solemn elm]

omelet you cook 1.0 in 2 days

[knotty lodge]

its the one and only

[vivid palm]

ur saying as if this is the most serious stuff ever with your own life at stake

[rare yew]

Yoooooooooo

[knotty lodge]

Holy moly

[solemn elm]

it's gonna be so peak

[rare yew]

Hello DigitalAero

[tired pecan]

we should talk about why they need to add the hammer joker that gains mult per each destroyed flower pot

[vivid palm]

to make sure they are gonna be safe right? right?

[knotty lodge]

I just spent 2 hours getting a balatro mr game and watch skin working for smash melee

[lavish sigil]

unc can we get 0.9

[knotty lodge]

its glorious

[minor prairie]

i would just remove flowerpot atp

[solemn elm]

also hollow knight got it's first update in like 3 years today

[knotty lodge]

jimbo has never been so fierce

[lost vector]

This Balatro shit gets serious

[scenic cliff]

ooooh my god yes

the jimbo skin is so great and funny

[ionic hinge]

I make sure to follow the rules I do not even curse. Although Moss is pretty tasty

[knotty lodge]

it was so hard to track down though iwl

[lost vector]

I'll take them to a safe space like some kind of island

[steel tangle]

flowerpot not working with wilds is a tragedy

[solemn elm]

it was a small update, a tiny bit of UI changes and bug fixes but it's interesting that Team Cherry thought to update HK after 3 years of inactivity

[vivid palm]

makes it useless

when matador gonna change to "instantly kills the boss blind"

[minor prairie]

my friend jeff could meet you there

[scenic cliff]

Flower pot is a great joker because it can be sacrificed to the ceremonial dagger

[rare yew]

Holy shit stop guys

2 more timeouts

[minor prairie]

sorry sorry :3

[tired pecan]

oopsie :3

[lost vector]

SpongeBob big guy pants okay

[vivid palm]

sooowyyy TwT

[steel tangle]

flowerpot being expensive is the best part about flowerpot 😭

[scenic cliff]

yeah lmao

[tired pecan]

okay but can we agree that flower pot could use more flowers to make it stronger

[ionic hinge]

But sometimes some grass gets stuck inside of my Moss and I get sad

[vivid palm]

thats why egg is just the better flower pot

does the exact same thing but better

[tulip reef]

wash your moss

[wind sage]

Guys I got big chip

[rare yew]

Like a Tostito?

[tired pecan]

picking up stuntman

[ionic hinge]

You don't eat it off the ground

[scenic cliff]

Did anyone mentioon Tostito

[wind sage]

Yeah I just got some

[scenic cliff]

Good

[tulip reef]

If you don't want grass, then no

[scenic cliff]

more feedings to The Big Chip

[rare yew]

@steel tangle love the new name

Well earned my captain

[knotty lodge]

btw have you thought of making a switch 2 version with mouse controls?

[ancient sequoia]

W

[knotty lodge]

that would be really cool

[ancient sequoia]

He said he would do it

[knotty lodge]

lmao

[ionic hinge]

I never thought about washing the Moss this is revolutionizing

[ancient sequoia]

He said he's working on a port already

[knotty lodge]

wow

awesome

[vivid palm]

open me twin

[tired pecan]

🐈

[ancient sequoia]

He said that yesterday

[scenic cliff]

Scream if thy loveth Balatro

[tulip reef]

You got ankh and/or hex?

[solemn elm]

you can use a mouse on switch for balatro if you plug a USB mouse into the dock

[ionic hinge]

Wait but won't my Moss taste like water then

[ancient sequoia]

Aaaaaah

[tired pecan]

ouija and wraith

[ancient sequoia]

Aaaah

[vivid palm]

dont ever ask me that again

[knotty lodge]

ahhh but its not the same

[covert orbit]

ahhhh

[tulip reef]

Immolate and soul?

[vivid palm]

i love how spectral cards are never useful

[ancient sequoia]

No you cant

It doesn't accept it as an input

What are you talking about