🎙・server-chat

[tidal bloom]

So what type of ramen is the joker if theres no meat

[scenic cliff]

do ramens need meat?

[rigid night]

Miso ramen

[long atlas]

the reason christians have fish as an exception during lent because the catholic peoples back in the day were mostly fishermen and it was prime time for selling fish so they made up some baloney to sell more fish to the catholics during the lenten season

[wind sage]

If I ever become vegetarian (I never will) I’ll let myself eat meat twice a year

[quaint apex]

Ooh I'm actually gonna go have Ramen tomorrow that is super spicy but has egg

[glad oriole]

veggie ramen

[quaint apex]

But it tastes SOOO good dude

Great for a cold day

[stable isle]

are you part of the moral group of being a vegetarian or do you do it for another reason

[tidal bloom]

Nope bur people like a meal with a protein (meat)

[long atlas]

he saw the hot dog factory

[wind sage]

THATS what I asked

[rigid night]

Fuck, I'm craving veal

[rare yew]

I’d rather not get into it, people can get really weird about vegetarian stuff. I’m live and let live, if people eat meat it doesn’t bother me

[cedar echo]

Hi everyone

[quaint apex]

Hello

[wind sage]

💯

[rare yew]

But I have my own reasons, and they’re personal

[long atlas]

hi baseball card

[cedar echo]

Hai

[cedar echo]

Hi hi

[stable isle]

rules card update in balatro 1.1

[opaque shard]

I'm not a vegetarian but I hate the meat industry

Well the industry in general

[tidal bloom]

Guy from deltarune

[opaque shard]

I'm a punk

[scenic cliff]

I have some vegetarian friends and it's always a pleasure being the host of the night because i always come up with sum good plates that don't have meat on them

[long atlas]

i haveth a jokere…

[quaint apex]

Tbf being veg and not being okay with other people eating meat in like nothern states is kinda hard

Since you can't eat out with friends

I kinda had to get aucustommed to my friends eating meat when I moved

[wind sage]

thunk, question, what the best hand you have ever gotten in balaro

[undone carbon]

I also can't eat out my friends

[long atlas]

maybe like 6

[rare yew]

You can’t control everyone, my decisions only impact my life (generally) and I wouldn’t want my friends to be able to decide my diet on my behalf so I shouldn’t decide on theirs

[wind sage]

At least

[long atlas]

i am just now processing what this says lmao 😭

[stable isle]

guys what are your opinions on the great gastby

[long atlas]

maybe even 7…

[rare yew]

Where I live almost everyone eats meat too

[wind sage]

Frick you

[long atlas]

one of my favorite pieces of literature

[scenic cliff]

truth told, and it goes both ways too

[quaint apex]

Meh book, reading it rn and it's fine

[stable isle]

I am supposed to be reading it right now but I am being sucked into this converstaion

[wind sage]

Audiobook

[opaque shard]

I remember a while back watching a video of a guy trying to make his vegan wife eat meat by getting some meat juice in her food

Which is like

[wind sage]

Best way to read

[opaque shard]

Huge red flag

[undone carbon]

I've never read it my school never forced me to either so I'm probably never going to read it

[quaint apex]

I mean we both live in the northern hemisphere and TO BE FAIR, vegitarian culture has grown a LOT up here

[scenic cliff]

never read it, not so popular in Brazil

[rare yew]

Oh I finished my book and I need to pick my next one

[quaint apex]

Well I guess it also depends city to city

[undone carbon]

The little prince is really good first book I ever finished when I was younger

[long atlas]

one fish two fish red fish blue fish

[scenic cliff]

im currently reading les miserables by victor hugo, it's pretty great, despite it being a little long

if you want a recommendation

[stable isle]

actually dr suess is a distinguised author

[wind sage]

I like mystery and Sci-Fi. My favourite book ever is Ender’s Game

[stable isle]

people don't give dr suess' work enough love man

[quaint apex]

Y'all ever read Diary Of Wimpy kid

[rare yew]

I am leaning towards reading the septology by Jon Fosse

[quaint apex]

Peak lit

[rare yew]

My friend recommended it

[undone carbon]

He also didn't give his wife enough love

[stable isle]

it's some of the highest literary work I have ever read and it's made for children

[quaint apex]

You should read the Crucible

[spice pollen]

Where I live it’s like illegal or your an Indian

[undone carbon]

Listen to your friend lol

[wind sage]

Mf that left his wife after he learned she got cancer

[quaint apex]

I'm #2

[stable isle]

ok but he was really good at writing

[spice pollen]

Cause the miswest

[stable isle]

a way with words certainly

[scenic cliff]

yo the book does sound interesting

i like more introspective reads

[undone carbon]

Distinguish art from the artist as they say

[wind sage]

Anyone looking for a good sci-fi book def give this a try

[rare yew]

Apparently there are no paragraphs, each book in the septology is a single unbroken sentence train of thought

[undone carbon]

Autism the book

[scenic cliff]

that sounds like a VERY interesting read

reminds me of some avant garde writings like House of Leaves

[stable isle]

that would actaully throw me off so much

[quaint apex]

As a kid I wrecked my reading skills with stupud ass books so I don't like complicated books with unique things

[wind sage]

Try Enders game

[quaint apex]

Might give it a try

[scenic cliff]

In my personal effect from the few pages of house of leaves i read, it actually gets you very immersed in the read, you can't read it like any other book and it actually allows you to connect to its deeper meaning easily

[quaint apex]

Looks cool

[spice pollen]

That sounds like a Minecraft hunger games

[rare yew]

I’ll give it a go tonight

[quaint apex]

Anyways guys, farewell, I must go eat dinner and do my CS assignment

[wind sage]

Literally the opposite

[wind sage]

Gl

[scenic cliff]

bye bye stove good luck on your cs work

[quaint apex]

I'm still so pissed that we have to use Swift instead of C but hey who am I to complain

Goodbye guys

[scenic cliff]

SWIFT???

[quaint apex]

I'll be reading over the chat while eating

[scenic cliff]

thats insane

[quaint apex]

Swift isn't TERRIBLE, but like I wanna makie a game in SDL so y'know

[wind sage]

I’m making a scoundrel game in scratch

[rare yew]

I made my first games with C and SDL

You don’t need swift

[quaint apex]

Agreed

[rare yew]

Or C++ sorry

[desert wadi]

just sold a 80x lucky cat run

[quaint apex]

I know it's TERRIBLE to start out but hey

[wind sage]

What engine should I start with for making 2d games

[quaint apex]

I love trying

[scenic cliff]

the evil sell button

[rare yew]

Literally anything it doesn’t matter

[scenic cliff]

this would have people asking localthunk to remove the sell button

[rare yew]

Don’t be concerned about the tools

[desert wadi]

nah, i lost cuz i forgot to copy my lucky cat on my last hand instead of sock and buskin

[quaint apex]

Okay one last question why'd you choose LOVE2D to make the game>?

[undone carbon]

Even scratch? I'm trying to make some sort of cutscene game where you threaten to shoot a guy

[quaint apex]

After this I seriouslly have to go I'm so hungry

[quaint apex]

Scratch get's limited fast due to being PC and web browser only

But good place to start

[rare yew]

I dunno I wanted to switch things up from my usual C++ stack

Lua seemed fun

[quaint apex]

I started out there

[undone carbon]

I also have an idea for a fnaf parody/fangame

[wind sage]

Yeah that’s a big problem

[quaint apex]

The only reason I know Lua is because I had a child dream of being a Roblox game dev

[rare yew]

I learned Lua/Love2D via Balatro

[kind hedge]

localthunk?

[wind sage]

thocallunk

[quaint apex]

okay guys see you later

[scenic cliff]

Yeah, engines really don't matter, they are tools, frameworks, learn the documentation for the programming language, its syntax, methods, how things are referenced in memory, etc. etc. it's a tough path to thrill but it's better than spending that whole time trying to find an engine that fits you and getting stuck in tutorial hell

[kind hedge]

callthohunk

[quaint apex]

it sort of depends because you don't wanna choose a overlycomplicated engine

[undone carbon]

Guys I have the confession

I am in the even Steven and odd Todd files

[wind sage]

nkcallthohu

[stable isle]

unfortunately I decided love2d was not for me

[scenic cliff]

i gues so, yeah, once you're ready it's best to pick one that fits your level better

[stable isle]

I really like lua, but I am making my game in godot now

[scenic cliff]

goat mentioned

[stable isle]

it's quite capable surprisingly

[quaint apex]

Godot is great because it supports a lot of languages

[undone carbon]

Me too man I get surprised when I'm good at anything

[scenic cliff]

It surprises me how light godot is

[stable isle]

supports is a strong word and you're using it very weakly

[opaque shard]

I really wanna make a game

But alas, no PC

[long atlas]

yall sleeping on desmos graphing calc

[quaint apex]

Still

[long atlas]

or build a boat

[quaint apex]

Not stopping you

[opaque shard]

still

[glad oriole]

make it on geometry dash

[stable isle]

C# support in godot is... quite lackluster unfortunately despite being one of the languages they support officially

[long atlas]

make a game out of pencil and paper

[quaint apex]

Never give up

[opaque shard]

Maybe

[quaint apex]

Use C it's the best language ever

[scenic cliff]

hold up his writing is this fire

[opaque shard]

I did make a card game if that counts

[stable isle]

oh heavens no

[rare yew]

If you want to learn how to make a game, I think trying to come up with a card game with a physical deck of playing cards will teach you more than doing a tutorial on a game engine

That’s where I’d recommend to start

[scenic cliff]

You can use Godot in your phone btw, if you weren't aware

[opaque shard]

Hey guess what I just said heehe

[undone carbon]

Any game?

[quaint apex]

It's hard to learn but runs on literally everything

[opaque shard]

Oh I didn't know that

[quaint apex]

And it's great for low end devices too

uses little RAM, little performace

[rare yew]

If you want to learn how to make games

[quaint apex]

Okay my food is getting col

[opaque shard]

This might open some possibilities

Ty

[undone carbon]

Thank you think

Goodbye everyone

[stable isle]

nah we're more talking how to make games as in assemble the game with the engine

[scenic cliff]

i want to ask, did you ever drew the jokers like physically? I remember hearing that some of the jokers were real life hand painted

[stable isle]

turning the concept into something that people will play

[wind sage]

Ok guys I’m gonna learn GDscript tomorrow

[rare yew]

I know and I’m saying that time might be better served by learning how to design a game physically

[scenic cliff]

bye tatoes mancer

[rare yew]

Because both are skills you need to learn

[wind sage]

I’m modifying scoundrel.

[quaint apex]

Build a game in assembly

[rare yew]

I did not

[quaint apex]

That’s the hardest challenge

[stable isle]

the kids who made up rules for tag mid-game are the best at this endeavor these days

[stable isle]

you might want to try stuff in love2d but if you don't like it then use what you want

[scenic cliff]

I have a released physical card game muawhaha, it was very difficult going around and selling them by hand but the feeling is SO satisfying getting to see people happy ACTUALLY playing your game especially in a physical media

[wind sage]

Why, may I ask?

[stable isle]

also "learn GDscript" is a very broad phrase

[rare yew]

Dw use whatever you want

[stable isle]

there are so many things beyond GDscript that you need to know

[scenic cliff]

bummer! ty for answering

[rare yew]

They have to start somewhere!

[stable isle]

trve

I assume what they mean by learn GDscript is learning the syntax then

[scenic cliff]

Better to just start than getting riled up on where to start, especially if you have any procrastination issues...

[rare yew]

They don’t know what they don’t know, but that’s fine

The only way to learn some of these things is by doing

Learn GD script!

See where that takes you

[stable isle]

I gotta admit my biggest fear in development ever

it's writing code that I majorly regret later

[undone carbon]

Back

[opaque shard]

Saame

[rare yew]

Take it from someone that writes dogshit code - it’s fine

Good enough is perfect

[stable isle]

it happens so often that I spend huge amounts of time writing a complicated system just to have to tear it apart to account for something that I forgot

[scenic cliff]

lmaao yeah

[rare yew]

(If the stakes are low enough, like a single player game)

[zealous obsidian]

the yellow guy is back

[opaque shard]

Thunk I will reference your work somewhere in mine

[opaque shard]

Hello, fellow wizard

[scenic cliff]

I've read in this book about clean code -> Bad code is okay code if you're correctly commenting it

[wind sage]

Have you ever played Scoundrel?

[stable isle]

one of the things I have to keep track of too is making sure I am player count agnostic

I have to write my code in way that there is no focus on one specific player ya know

[rare yew]

I do not know

[stable isle]

or else I will have to rewrite the entire game for multiplayer, and that's no fun

[undone carbon]

Like a set of rules that applies to every entity/object?

[rare yew]

Multiplayer?

Ah

[wind sage]

It’s really fun, it’s a solitaire card game

[scenic cliff]

wait i lowkey dont know if im following Drogobo

[stable isle]

I really could have gotten away with making a bunch of global stats that anything can see for my player, but I decided against it because it's not multiplayer-ready

[scenic cliff]

if you're not planning on adding multiplayer anyways what's the bother with thinking about the one specific player interacting with the world?

oooooh sorry i just got it lmao

[stable isle]

like if I wanted to do that later, I should not build myself into a corner guisepp

[quaint apex]

Multiplayer is a hell I will never get into

[scenic cliff]

yeah yeah totally

[wind sage]

Fs

[scenic cliff]

Multiplayer is scary

[dense acorn]

pff

[rare yew]

I think you can cross that bridge when you get to it if you’re not planning multiplayer though

Like I had to fully refactor for localization and it wasn’t that bad in the end

[stable isle]

I'm not really but I will NOT be able to sleep unless I write it to be agnostic towards that fact

[stable isle]

that sounds like pain.

[rare yew]

It was kinda fun

[scenic cliff]

oh golly localization

[rare yew]

Also it wasn’t a big deal

[stable isle]

did you pull the hardcoded strings gambit in the beginning

[dense acorn]

this guy likes pain

[zealous obsidian]

multiplayer is super hard to add after the game is already done, but it depends on the scope of the game honestly. for balatro it's not too bad since the game is turnbased and you could theoretically just pass around the game states after every turn

[rare yew]

Yeah, because it was meant for like 5 people

[rare yew]

It really wasn’t that bad?

[scenic cliff]

i honestly love when games are localized to my language, seeing the translated jimbos are so funny it feels a little surreal

[undone carbon]

A little off topic but was it easy getting ported into consoles?

[zealous obsidian]

for a realtime game it would be way worse

[dense acorn]

ik, I'm joking

hyperbole

[stable isle]

I haven't even written a single bit of text yet because I am too scared of screwing potential localization

well also because I didn't need to write text yet

[dull carbon]

hello thunk you should try joker forge

[rare yew]

I think you might be getting in your own way a bit

[dull carbon]

for the balatro content update

just saying

no bias

[scenic cliff]

i managed to get work translating for a game called vibrant venture and it's been a blast (while it was very tiring translating over 2k lines) and i know how much it may mean to someone who's not natively english

[stable isle]

ok you're probably right

[zealous obsidian]

thank you for translating the game thoroughly, my wife is chinese and it's one of the few games we can enjoy together since it's properly translated

[stable isle]

I made a translation for lethal company back in the day

using xunityautotranslate but still

[scenic cliff]

it's one of those things that might not seem like a lot but it means a lot

[stable isle]

games that localize correctly >>>

[scenic cliff]

[stable isle]

well to be fair I still had to translate the strings

xunityautotranslate just put the strings back into the game for me

[scenic cliff]

nah yeah lmao it still requires work

[rare yew]

I don’t know how many games you’ve made but I really do feel like you can’t make a game “correctly” in all aspects from the beginning. I chat to a lot of devs and a refactor at some point is almost always part of the process

[zealous obsidian]

last game i developed used some auto translation software and it's fine for small things but for complicated game mechanics or inside jokes in the origin language it falls apart

[rare yew]

Because otherwise you wouldn’t be able to prototype

And prototyping fast is like the most important part of game dev

[scenic cliff]

👀

[wind sage]

Noooo

[wind sage]

I dropped my carrot

[stable isle]

I have half accepted this fact and am just throwing things together with some thought on how they will work together but not stressing too much until I have to

[zealous obsidian]

if you care about doing it the right way you will never finish it, in my experience

people who hate on this ideology have never shipped anything in their life

[rare yew]

Exactly

[zealous obsidian]

the entire world is held up with duct tape

its crazy

[rare yew]

Do you want perfection or do you want to ship

[stable isle]

to ship

[rare yew]

Then break out the duct tape and glue

[stable isle]

ok you're actually right

[zealous obsidian]

i reflected on this and realized i was friends with alot of people who just cared about the implementation and not the realization

[scenic cliff]

matey i wish naught but be a fellow swashbuckler in thy journey on the game dev, yar har har

[zealous obsidian]

once you stop caring you ascend

[wind sage]

I ship you and perkeo

[scenic cliff]

bold take

[stable isle]

I modded games before in godot and the code was actual spaghetti but the game worked and was fun so I guess it's fine

[scenic cliff]

i guess a negative localthunk copy wouldn't hurt

[scenic cliff]

modding in godot seems very fun

[rare yew]

Software dev twitter absolutely railed on my code once but I sleep fine in a bed that Balatro bought

[stable isle]

there was some pain

[zealous obsidian]

this applies to a ton of aspects btw. i used to be afraid of drawing because i wanted to learn the right way to do it, not trace etc. but doing all of those things and winging it is half of the process

[stable isle]

this is my WORST fear

[zealous obsidian]

(ofc do not plagiarise)

[rare yew]

It shouldn’t be

[stable isle]

someone is going to open up my code and realize it was written by me

[scenic cliff]

i don't suppose the bed is balatro themed

[zealous obsidian]

(insert spongbob mr krabs in his race car bed can't send images)

[rigid night]

You should see shit that I've written 🤣

[dull carbon]

me when the keys to objects do not match up and newbies are asking in modding chat why

[stable isle]

"babe, do you like the new balatro sheets"

[scenic cliff]

lmfao

i would lowkey have the calendar banana pic in a bedsheet

[zealous obsidian]

My entire philosophy on development has shifted over the years. now it's a challege for me to try to get the most output for the minimum effort. alot of people hate on free assets and stock stuff but i also find it fun to try to be as cheap and lazy as possible

[rare yew]

There are some game devs that take their good software engineering practices seriously but from what I’ve seen that’s certainly not required at all

[rigid night]

I'm pretty well versed in C/C++ and Python. How is Lua as a language?

I actually have a computer engineering degree

[rare yew]

It’s very fun, I love it. Also came from primarily C++

[stable isle]

there was a guy who did that once

[zealous obsidian]

lua is great i just wish it had brackets and 0 indices

(i wish it was c)

[rare yew]

1 indices are best no question, I’m right

[stable isle]

idk why indexing at 0 is such a must to some people

[rare yew]

They count like humans count

[stable isle]

it seems kinda arbitrary

[wind sage]

What

[scenic cliff]

after learning C# seeing a bracketless code makes me feel things

[rigid night]

Trippy when you're used to C/C++

MATLAB does that shit too

[rare yew]

You know how you access the 50th element in an array in C++? a[49]

[stable isle]

seriously my entire computer science class has to unlearn starting at 1 for counting because javascript starts at 0

[zealous obsidian]

it comes from how memory allocation works. when you allocate an array and you index into it you are essentially just adding pointer+index. so the 0th index is the first element

[rigid night]

That makes sense as everything is stored as bits, 0000, 0001, etc.

[rare yew]

I don’t care if it comes from how memory allocation works, the language can obfuscate that and behave more like how a human works

[stable isle]

this ^

[zealous obsidian]

yes true was just explaining why it exists

it doesnt matter in the grand scheme

game runs? ok good

[stable isle]

it makes sense in the grandest scheme

[scenic cliff]

game runs ok go catch it

[stable isle]

galaxy brain move for lua devs to do this

[rare yew]

I did notice a large drop in bugs caused by me being off by one in arrays when I switched to Lua from C++

[zealous obsidian]

🏃‍➡️

[rare yew]

because I wasn’t playing the “do I subtract one from this” game anymore for indices

[zealous obsidian]

what did you use c++ for before?

[undone carbon]

My uncle who works as a programmer and goes to a college about computer science told me that typically the more you a human can understand the engine the less the computer can understand the engine therefore making it harder to run and more buggy

[scenic cliff]

lol, I won't lie, Lua is the first language I'm hearing that starts their indexes at 1, and wow i legit never even considered that possibility as being the defacto

[rare yew]

For many years yes

[zealous obsidian]

nice but i meant for what like work or games? haha

[rare yew]

Games

[zealous obsidian]

nice

[rigid night]

MATLAB does it as well

[wind sage]

Are indices like oops all sixes ?

[warped sphinx]

oh hey thunk

[hot vortex]

[wise lantern]

It’s what the Nintendo Switch has

[stable isle]

goulden foole

[zealous obsidian]

Games but no games

[wind sage]

Bacon?

[stable isle]

anyways balatro discussion time

[scenic cliff]

Raise all listed indices by 1

[stable isle]

balatro has hijacked my brain man

[scenic cliff]

Balatro talk in The Balatro server?

[wind sage]

looks inside brain
sees photchad
nice

[scenic cliff]

that is probably my favorite community meme

[warped sphinx]

me getting brain scan

[rigid night]

I thought this was a shitpost server compromised of Balatro players

[stable isle]

whenever I play it, it straight up feels like a DNA-encoded instinct that I am executing from millions of years of evolution

[long atlas]

correct

[stable isle]

I probably have so many neurons dedicated to balatro

I'm such a balatroid

[long atlas]

half of mine are shoot the moon and wee joker alone

[rigid night]

Nothing beats the satisfaction of playing a Flush House

[stable isle]

actually a lot does

[scenic cliff]

truth

[wind sage]

Ancestors looking at me screaming at a small rectangle about “COME ON YOU STUPID LUCKY CARD” after they hunted in the wild for me to exist today

[long atlas]

idk i think sex is pretty good too

[zealous obsidian]

ok

[rigid night]

We're Balatro players. How would we know?

[long atlas]

oh wait i just remembered we’re balatro players

[wind sage]

I’m a minor

[long atlas]

exactly silly me

[long atlas]

oh yeah that too

[scenic cliff]

2 in the morning, brand new run after losing to The Head, barely any good deck fixing, -8$ and the credit card joker to your name, then playing a Flush House

That's just how Balatro feels sometimes

[stable isle]

I seriously have never had a flush house help me out like this

[long atlas]

forgot there are 2013 kids on discord now…

[wind sage]

I’m not that young

[stable isle]

there is no generational performance from flush house like that

[scenic cliff]

there could be

[wise lantern]

We’re balatro players. Of course we’d sell our best joker for a soul.

[rigid night]

2002 and I feel ancient

[stable isle]

holy yunc

[long atlas]

guys i’m fresh outta uni im not that old chill

[stable isle]

to be fair that's only 5 years after my birth year so like

[wind sage]

We’re balatro players. Of course we’d sell our soul for a soul

[long atlas]

we’re balatro players. of course we argue about bloodstone

[wind sage]

No argument. Dogshit

[scenic cliff]

dude i got a bloodstone run "going"... the mf did not hit a single time for 8 triggers in a row

[rigid night]

We're Balatro players. Of course we love an ancient French jester that spanked the king

[wind sage]

I just read the wiki on that. Hilarious

[stable isle]

bloody stone

[long atlas]

well it’s not bad just inconsistent (which in turn makes it kinda bad but it’s goated with oops)

[scenic cliff]

was that Chicot or Triboulet again

i forgot

[rigid night]

Trib

[wind sage]

Trib

[scenic cliff]

the goat

[long atlas]

fibonacci

[wind sage]

Chicot is the one from the opera

[scenic cliff]

ooh yeah

[rigid night]

Yorick is the dead guy from Hamlet

[wind sage]

Yeah

[wise lantern]

We’re Balatro players. Of course we love the drunkard. (The legendary, not the +1 discard one)

[scenic cliff]

Alas...

[long atlas]

we’re balatro players. of course we get planted when we get a run going

[rigid night]

I knew him well

[scenic cliff]

i got a great run ahead of me No you dont 🤣 The Plant is coming

[wind sage]

And then you get hit by the plant

[long atlas]

that is what planted means…

[tawny vale]

Hey is it normal to get spammed by bots with friend requests when you join the Balatro server

[wind sage]

Ik

[long atlas]

no

[wind sage]

I once spent 3 hours on the toilet whilst playing Balatro

||this is a joke||

[long atlas]

holy hemorrhoids

[tawny vale]

Okay cuz I am gonna ignore and report them. Ty

[long atlas]

yeah ignore them and maybe report them to mods

[wind sage]

Guys give me some monster ideas for my scoundrel card game

[zealous obsidian]

banana

[long atlas]

scylla

[wind sage]

Clubs are beast monsters (like Minotaur)

Spades I’m not sure yet. Maybe eldritch or cultists

[long atlas]

folklore creatures? (mothman, bigfoot, loch ness, etc.)

[wind sage]

Maybe

[zealous obsidian]

smallfoot

[wind sage]

I was thinking of like a Greek mythology theme

[scenic cliff]

Hidra

Hydra

[wise lantern]

Cyaegha?

[wind sage]

Elite ball knowledge

[wise lantern]

I know it cause it’s a song in a rhythm game that I like

[wind sage]

Is that majisto

[rare yew]

Chat I have a question. It’s rhetorical

[zealous obsidian]

Okay

[wise lantern]

Of course.

[scenic cliff]

for a moment i thought that was the question

[long atlas]

infinite bacon

[rare yew]

Why the hell do they make the normal Tostitos slightly larger than you can fit into your mouth

WHY

[zealous obsidian]

are you eating chips in the shower

[long atlas]

it’s so infuriating

[wind sage]

It’s a quarter of a tortilla

It makes sense

[long atlas]

just stretch your jaw

[rare yew]

This would be clever if they had no control over the radius of a tortilla

Which they do

[long atlas]

oh wait it’s for scooping sauce so you can take multiple bites of dipping

[rare yew]

But if you crunch it while it’s halfway in your mouth it makes crumbs go everywhere

[zealous obsidian]

it's capitalism, less cuts in the tortilla = more money for big chip

[wind sage]

I like the tortilla chips with lime flavouring

So peak

[rare yew]

Don’t defend Big Tortilla Chip

[rare yew]

That’s what I’m eating they’re goated

[long atlas]

thats how big tortilla chip gets the profit

[zealous obsidian]

they control everything now, its the shadow government

Big chip

[wind sage]

Fire

[zealous obsidian]

shadow*

[rare yew]

It’s all Big Chip

[zealous obsidian]

always has been

[wind sage]

That paired with mango salsa is really good

[long atlas]

the greed of big chip…

[wise lantern]

Oops! All Big Chips!

[wind sage]

Castle moment

[scenic cliff]

i legit never understood this, if the chip is damaged in any way, and you try to scoop up any amount of sauce, it breaks and then your little perfect bite is ruined forever

[zealous obsidian]

"your code is bad" well have you considered the size of my tortilla chip

[scenic cliff]

forcing you to try to grab the fallen chip with your hands or some other apparatus

[zealous obsidian]

there are bigger issues at stake

[long atlas]

which stake

[zealous obsidian]

we all need to wake up

[scenic cliff]

Big Chip feeds it all

[zealous obsidian]

🥩

[long atlas]

*big chip feed US all

[rare yew]

WAKE UP

[long atlas]

red steak

[zealous obsidian]

maybe you, i make my own and cut out the middle man

[scenic cliff]

red steak, food jokers may appear

[rare yew]

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

[long atlas]

i’m the only conscious one. you all are graced by my presence

[zealous obsidian]

you need to go off the grid, source your own flour and frying oil, cut them yourself gmo organic sugar free, it's the only way to escape

don't bring your phone they can ping it and follow you

[scenic cliff]

It's the only way to eat Big Chip

[long atlas]

big chip puppets the government

[wind sage]

Don’t you mean corn? That’s what tortillas are made of

[rare yew]

But how will I source my fake lime flavour

[opaque shard]

Damn straight, now you're starting to see the light
LocalThunk, or should I call you... LocalPunk

[zealous obsidian]

this might blow your mind but you can make them out of both

[zealous obsidian]

I know a guy

[wind sage]

Corn better

[opaque shard]

Who knows a guy?

[zealous obsidian]

Maybe

you know too much

[tidal bobcat]

Probably to get more sauce on the chip

[rare yew]

I don’t want that

None of us want that

[opaque shard]

Luckily I'm not a journalist

[rare yew]

Big Chip has decided for us

[wind sage]

Take this 🔫 finish the job

[zealous obsidian]

the ratio can't be off or you'll upset them

[long atlas]

be honest WE yes we don’t like salsa/queso and enjoy tortilla chips more without them

[tidal bobcat]

Yeah I'd rather have smaller chips

[tender hamlet]

Hmmmmmm chip

[scenic cliff]

Big Chip

[wind sage]

Plain lime chips are peak (or with mango salsa)

[long atlas]

dude those wavy cup chips are sooo good

[wind sage]

Big chip next joker?

[tender hamlet]

Are cheezits chips?

[scenic cliff]

Big Chips are great with Big Chip sauce

[opaque shard]

The more complicated a magic system is the funnier it is when someone pulls out a gun

[wise lantern]

The tribe has spoken❌
The big chip has spoken✅

[long atlas]

that’s like making a government joker. big chip controls all.

[rare yew]

What we really want is a tortilla chip that’s like 70% the size of what they are now

[zealous obsidian]

I've said too much, nobody should have known about big chip, i'm as good as dead already

[rare yew]

That’s what we demand

DEMAND

[tidal bobcat]

Big chip gives +500 chips
Takes up 2 joker slots

[long atlas]

RIOT IN THE STREETS

[scenic cliff]

Is that demanding an increase or decrease

[long atlas]

PROTEST AGAINST BIG CHIP

[long atlas]

decrease

[rare yew]

Decrease haven’t you been listening???

WAKE UP

[tender hamlet]

Mmmmm rice

[scenic cliff]

Small chip i suppose

[tidal bobcat]

decrease

[scenic cliff]

oh fuck yeah

[long atlas]

NO ONE WILL FALL FOR BIG CHIP PROPOGANDA

[zealous obsidian]

your ideas are too radical

[rare yew]

They needed to be said

[zealous obsidian]

youre right we need to make chip great again

[tidal bobcat]

DO NOT FALL FOR THE BIG CHIP PROPAGANDA

[long atlas]

I DECLARE MYSELF THE LEADER OF THE ABCD (anti big chip delegates)

[zealous obsidian]

We found our fall guy

[tender hamlet]

Crazy combo, chips and salsa

[long atlas]

fall guys you say…

[long atlas]

chips and mult 🤤

[scenic cliff]

Have you guys heard, the Department of Sauce has declared Big Chip the only chip size

[long atlas]

WHAT AM I SAYIGN IM FALLING FOR IT

[tender hamlet]

Yummers

[long atlas]

oh no… big chip brainwashed them…

[zealous obsidian]

my wife only lets me have one chip a day

because they are so big

[tidal bobcat]

mmm yummy yummy points

[tender hamlet]

WAIT! mult is red! Like salsa! Is this the secret message of balatro!

[scenic cliff]

nooo why one big chip when can have multiple small chip

[opaque shard]

Ok but what about small chip

[long atlas]

my first order of power. WE RIOT. ACT NOW LADIES ANE GENTLEMEN WND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN

[rare yew]

Actually I’m feeling much better now! I love Tostidos!

[zealous obsidian]

oh god they got him

[opaque shard]

What the fuck

[tidal bobcat]

The true moral of balatro is localthunk is really hungry

[scenic cliff]

WTF

TOSTIDOS

[rare yew]

I’m safe and sound in my home right now and if sound mind

[tender hamlet]

Eat him

[rare yew]

Gosh I love Tostidos

[scenic cliff]

NO LOCALTHUNK

NOOOOOOOOO

[long atlas]

NO!

[tender hamlet]

WHAT

[tidal bloom]

What on earth is going on

[scenic cliff]

The Evil won

[tender hamlet]

OH GOD

[rare yew]

Now with a hint of lime!

[tidal bobcat]

THEY GOT THEM

[scenic cliff]

Big Chip won

[wise lantern]

WE TRUSTED YOU

[wide wasp]

hello

[tidal bobcat]

Big chip won

[long atlas]

THEY TOOK THE COMANDINF OFFICER OH GOD

[tender hamlet]

True theres like several food based jokers

[wide wasp]

what hapend?

[zealous obsidian]

they got him

[wise lantern]

BIG CHIP GOT TO LOCALTHUNK

[long atlas]

NOW NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN CALM DOWN JUST BECAUSE WE LOST THE OFFICER DOESNT MEAN IM GONE YET

[tender hamlet]

Banana thunk turned into chip thunk

[scenic cliff]

It's so over

[wind sage]

I CAN FEEL THEM TAKING OVER

AHHHHHHHH

I love big chips!

[tidal bobcat]

Big chip got localthunk 😔

[wide wasp]

w localthunk

[scenic cliff]

I still remember when he said Big Chip not good

[tidal bloom]

Who the hell is big chip

[wise lantern]

They got dolphin!

[tender hamlet]

The shadow governemtn

[rare yew]

Nothing quite satisfies my cravings for tortilla chips like original Tostidos!

[zealous obsidian]

i've ditched all of my cell phones. i ripped out my car radio. i'm en route to the desert. god knows what i'll find there but i'll be safe. i won't let them catch me like they caught him

I left my wife a tortilla chip on my pillow to give her the signal

[tidal bobcat]

it's so over

[long atlas]

Hello friends!

[wind sage]

Want a hug? We can eat chips together

[scenic cliff]

We'll never catch him with his fake lime flavored Big Chips

[opaque shard]

All of my life decisions lead me to presence Tostithunk

[rare yew]

HELP

[scenic cliff]

oh my god who is typing

[rare yew]

Oops! Haha, I must be hungry!

[scenic cliff]

jandom...

[tawny pasture]

oh no the brand integrations have gotten thunk

[long atlas]

officers and presidents alike will be let down by big chip.

[tender hamlet]

Im so scared

[long atlas]

all will fall to big chip.

[scenic cliff]

NOOOOOOO

ggs

[long atlas]

don’t deny it.

[tidal bobcat]

Big chip comes for us all

[zealous obsidian]

Not me

I'm a ghost

[long atlas]

Change your name to fish and big chip now.

[zealous obsidian]

They can't find me where i'm headed

[long atlas]

this is not a question.

[tender hamlet]

Fish and chips is right there

Oh

[muted palm]

why is he chips...

[long atlas]

they will find everyone. don’t even try.

[zealous obsidian]

He's chips for an amazing reason

[tender hamlet]

Because balatro sounds

[muted palm]

localchips

[tidal bobcat]

because I am fish

[blazing heath]

×chips confirmed for 1.1!?

[muted palm]

no youre fish and big chip

[long atlas]

men, inform this gal of the happenenstaces of big chip.

[rare yew]

Throwing a party? Nothing brings the squad together like a bowl of Tostidos! Right, “Fam”?

[zealous obsidian]

I'm slowly watching all of the names change

This is scary

[scenic cliff]

Try the Big Chip, now in Party Sizes!

[long atlas]

Good.

[wind sage]

Hello friends

[muted palm]

localtostidos lock in

[long atlas]

EVERYONE SHALL FALL TO BIG CHIP!

[zealous obsidian]

You are not my Family

[tender hamlet]

Tostitos sponsor in balatro when

[wind sage]

Yeah

[long atlas]

you will be soon.

[zealous obsidian]

You can't find me

[tidal bobcat]

You're right! localchips!

[tawny pasture]

any tips on getting ready for The Big Game ?

[long atlas]

We have eyes Everywhere.

[muted palm]

this is very confusing but i support it

[long atlas]

grab a bowl of big chips!

[scenic cliff]

Throwing a party? Try out our new flavored "Salsa con Queso" chips, now in all fun-sized packages!

[tidal bobcat]

Grab some delicious Fish and Chips!

[tender hamlet]

Oh my god this is salsa hell, im surrounded by chips and no mult

[rare yew]

Boy am I glad you asked!

[long atlas]

surrounded by BIG chip!

[muted palm]

im scared

[rare yew]

Head on down to your local grocer and see our wide selection of snacks for the big game!

[zealous obsidian]

What if I don't want a snack

[tawny pasture]

local...grocer....

[muted palm]

localgroceries

[long atlas]

hi guys this is jandom i got control for a second DONT TRUST BIG CHIPS

[rare yew]

local…

Local……

So familiar ……

[wide wasp]

balatroXtostitos canon?

[zealous obsidian]

we need to reverse sleeper agent him, keep trying

[scenic cliff]

[tender hamlet]

Bananananananana

[long atlas]

Haha! our marketing agent is just the funniest!

[tawny pasture]

hes...hes remembering 😭

[tender hamlet]

Extinct!

[tidal bobcat]

It's ok, were on the plasma deck

[muted palm]

chips-related dementia

[rare yew]

I used to be someone

[tender hamlet]

Thats worse. I dont know how that works

[rare yew]

Who was I

[scenic cliff]

Chips so big they're almost cards!

[long atlas]

and you still will be under big chip!

[errant prairie]

WHAT? localthunk????

[zealous obsidian]

Everyone is someone

[tawny pasture]

you, chatter...what year is it?

[muted palm]

2004

[long atlas]

we can’t lose another one

[wide wasp]

localchips*

[long atlas]

big chip will reign

[tawny pasture]

there's still time...

[zealous obsidian]

George Costanza

[muted palm]

theres always time

[zealous obsidian]

It worked

[rare yew]

Hi I’m back

[tender hamlet]

If I could be anyone dead or alive id choose localthunk 1999

[rare yew]

That was fun

[muted palm]

why were you Tostidos

[wise lantern]

LETS GOOO

[muted palm]

it was just a phase...

[tender hamlet]

THE CURSE IS GONE

[long atlas]

hello back! you are disobeying.

[zealous obsidian]

I shouldnt have shared the secret about big chip, that was too scary

[scenic cliff]

Big Chip will not fall!

[wide wasp]

local you are the balatro balatrez?

[zealous obsidian]

the knowledge i garner is far too powerful

[long atlas]

drones are actively at the cooper location.

[rare yew]

You should see the signing bonus they sent me

[tidal bobcat]

🐟

[opaque shard]

Do you think Thunk's friends looked at his profile and went "dude what the fuck are you doing"

[muted palm]

2 trillion dollars

[compact stump]

hello thunk and chat

[scenic cliff]

two cups filled with fake lime flavored sauce

[rare yew]

None of my friends use discord

[long atlas]

hey man that was half of my salary you better come back i don’t wanna be poor because of this

[zealous obsidian]

they paid you in small chips?

[rare yew]

Except Murph

[tender hamlet]

The plural is actually thunki

[opaque shard]

Probably for the better

[compact stump]

what did he do 😭

[compact stump]

oh alr

[opaque shard]

You missed it

[long atlas]

NO NONE OF YOU LISTEN TO ME

I AM THE BOSS

[opaque shard]

He was big chip

[tender hamlet]

Local thunk is a mindset

[long atlas]

DONT LISTEN TO THE MAN WHO SPEAKS IN THUNK

[compact stump]

who tf is big chip

[scenic cliff]

Big Chip

[long atlas]

LISTEN TO BIG CHIP. ALWAYS. FOREVER.

[rare yew]

Scroll up to the photo I sent

[zealous obsidian]

I can't change my profile picture since we use discord at work to interact with enterprise customers. i'm already pushing it with the lego wizard

so i must run from big chip

[scenic cliff]

That's fair

[rare yew]

You can do a per server profile

That’s what I did

[wind sage]

THATS no Lego wizard

THATS majisto

[long atlas]

yeah we draw the line at job safety you’re free to go

[scenic cliff]

I changed mine because the concept of Tostitos pfp is very amusing

[long atlas]

as for the rest of you…

[zealous obsidian]

ah ok lol

[zealous obsidian]

this was fact checked by several independent sources as true

[tender hamlet]

Uhhhh bodily autonomy? Idk black magic beam

[tidal bobcat]

your clients would be so confused why you're called "big chip"

[wind sage]

#🃏・off-topic message

[long atlas]

i better see this WHOLE SERVER big chippified by tomorrow morning or everyone is getting a paycheck cut.

[wind sage]

We get payed?

[zealous obsidian]

if anything this is very on topic

[long atlas]

no exceptions.

[tidal bobcat]

nooo not my econ

[long atlas]

wait you haven’t gotten the signing bonus yet?

[wind sage]

No I’m showing off my image

[opaque shard]

Per server pfps do require Nitro

[tender hamlet]

HA I have no money

[compact stump]

lmao wtf

[wind sage]

He has nitro

[zealous obsidian]

oh ok i thought you were saying to talk in there lol

[opaque shard]

Ah

[scenic cliff]

Big Chip

[compact stump]

thunk can i call u thunky????🥺

[scenic cliff]

Brothers soon we rise again

[zealous obsidian]

make chips great again brother

[rare yew]

Just don’t call me late for dinner!

[compact stump]

ill take that as a yes.

[zealous obsidian]

Mr Early ForDinner

[wind sage]

I’m dying bro 😐

[compact stump]

Mr thunky

[long atlas]

HIYAH

[scenic cliff]

yo tf is that The Roaring Knight

[opaque shard]

IS THAT THE ROARING KNIGHT

[wind sage]

Un señor fuego Thunky

Muy caliente

[long atlas]

hi guys i killed big chip

and thus the bit

[scenic cliff]

ah damnit

[zealous obsidian]

theres no bit this is very real to me

[long atlas]

i mean yall can stay ig but uhh you’re gonna have to find a home

[scenic cliff]

im okay

i don't really like big chip either

[compact stump]

Yall telling me we got thunky roleplaying before the 1.1

i fw it

[long atlas]

at least the brainwashing wore off

so is everyone de chippified now?

[wind sage]

Yeah

[zealous obsidian]

he can afford big chips, he can do what he wants, the family size even

[tender hamlet]

THE ROARING KNIGHT

[zealous obsidian]

those are expensive nowadays

[long atlas]

i’d say the abcd was a success

[long atlas]

oh yeah i was aurafarming while i killed big chip

[wise lantern]

Very much so

[compact stump]

he can afford guacamole too

[wind sage]

A roaring sucesos

[tender hamlet]

Sun kissed technique? Piccolo style?

[covert orbit]

Alr

[scenic cliff]

dude i set my pfp to tostitos for the bit now some people i know want me to turn it back lmfao

[zealous obsidian]

now youre pushing it

[glad oriole]

meow

[tender hamlet]

Mekw

:3

[compact stump]

not even joking, he said it in an interview LOL

[wise lantern]

Sun kissed technique? Using the soda?

[covert orbit]

Omg Nexus Geometry Dash

[long atlas]

my partner dmed me and i quote “what the fuck are the tostitos about”

[scenic cliff]

lmfao

too powerful

[compact stump]

thunk why do you get to be polychrome and not us

[tender hamlet]

Sorry thats my brother, im nexus as in the torment (idk geometry dash well)

[compact stump]

not fair.

[long atlas]

the power of big chip corrupts all

[tender hamlet]

Using the sun to boost your aura

[long atlas]

thunk change the server tag to big chip

it’ll fit in the 4 letter slot trust

[covert orbit]

"Dont check the sound 🥀💔💀🙏"

[scenic cliff]

Jimbo does so i dont see the problem

[tender hamlet]

Bigchip
Jimbo

It would fit

[compact stump]

it wont

whole point of big chip is that it aint fit

[zealous obsidian]

bars

[tender hamlet]

Omg

[covert orbit]

Freddy FazBARS

[zealous obsidian]

i wanna get that tattooed lowkenuinely

it's simply too good

[compact stump]

lol

[long atlas]

i’ve decided i’m sticking to the bit and getting “#1 big chip hater” tattooed on me

[scenic cliff]

what kind of tattoo would you get?

[tender hamlet]

Well at least local thunk is not Freddy five bear, because Freddy five bear murdered the night gaurd

[zealous obsidian]

his message

[scenic cliff]

diehard hater

[tender hamlet]

Should I get the wheel of fortune tattooed with the nope above it

[scenic cliff]

Forever in bummer

[tender hamlet]

Life's like wheel of fortune, it says its 1 out of 4 but it feels like 1 out of 100

[covert orbit]

I love reading server tag as "Ji megabytes o"

[compact stump]

you just ruined the tag for me

screw u

[covert orbit]

Lol

[tender hamlet]

Chipotle why would you say that

[long atlas]

cinco you’re so mean

[covert orbit]

I just get the sugar out del tarron

Wait

Deltarron

[stray vault]

[tender hamlet]

Deltarron

[covert orbit]

Deltarune

[long atlas]

yes hello it’s is me john deltarune

[stray vault]

Why jone specifically

John

[tender hamlet]

I tried posting tenna dancing anf got it blocked

Is there a no gif policy

[covert orbit]

Cause of John Miranda

[long atlas]

no images or gifs in server chat sadly

[covert orbit]

Best chilenal comedian

[tender hamlet]

Ah that makes sense

Didnt see that I rules, this makes me a joker

[long atlas]

you can everywhere else though

it’s for streamlined conversations

[covert orbit]

Laugh at this user

[tender hamlet]

Dap me up, the first J in jjk actually stands for my name, John.

Im John kaisen

[long atlas]

JOHN JAMES KAISEN?!

[covert orbit]

John Miranda

[tender hamlet]

Damn straight

[stray vault]

John jujutsu kaisen

[long atlas]

balatro stands for the names of the main characters

b for jimbo

oh wait

[tender hamlet]

John "jjk" Kaisen then it just becomes a infinite loop

[tender hamlet]

B for bonolith
A for anvisible joker
L for Local thunk
A for aros Michel
T for the blue print
R for rhicot
O for Negative Oerkeo

[long atlas]

thunk pin this

[tender hamlet]

Rory Nyte what would your balatro card do

[long atlas]

probably SWOON

[tender hamlet]

Elaborate

[long atlas]

in all reality i’d make it destroy heart jokers for xmult (like a mix of trading card and canio)

heart for kris’s soul

[tender hamlet]

Oooh thats fun

Mine would debuff jokers and for every joker you choose to debuff (by sliding them to the left) id gain x2 mult. Like a heanly restriction

[grim sparrow]

what are yalls favorite joker arts?

[tender hamlet]

Hmmmm

Thats tough

[glad oriole]

dagger 👀

[tender hamlet]

I like the castle, its art is extremely pretty. However my fave has got to be the knife, vagabond, jimbo himself, blue print, yorick, and mastermind

Design wise

[long atlas]

Dusk solos be so fr

[rare yew]

[fossil basin]

You’re polychrome now

[glad oriole]

thunk

[stray vault]

Is shortcut a reference to a place irl?

[rare yew]

No

[tender hamlet]

Did those start as an actual painting yoh did like you showed yesterday or did you start them on pixel art? Regardless they are masterclass

[long atlas]

No he's not polychrome till June remember?

[glad oriole]

most pixel artists dont paint before spriting

tmk

[fossil basin]

What are you talking about

[glad oriole]

tou really dont know what june is

[long atlas]

Pride month joke

[fossil basin]

Be better.

[glad oriole]

??

[grim sparrow]

what

[long atlas]

my bad 😞

[glad oriole]

ur good

[long atlas]

yknow i could go for some… big chips right now…

[glad oriole]

pride month jokes are fine

meow

wait

i shouldnt meow

[grim sparrow]

its crazy how every joker is only good in every build they are put into

[long atlas]

THUNK THUNKSHE DID IT AGAIN

[glad oriole]

;(

[long atlas]

but don’t ban her we like her here sometimes remember

[rare yew]

Mmmmmm

[tender hamlet]

You should

[grim sparrow]

what

[zealous obsidian]

NO

[glad oriole]

tostidos??

[rare yew]

Wait

[long atlas]

bits over bro i put on my tinfoil cap you ain’t brainwashing me this time✌️

[glad oriole]

👀

[grim sparrow]

i could go for some warrior cats right now

[rare yew]

I mean Mmmmmmm

[long atlas]

plus i’m the leader of the abcd don’t even mess with me

[glad oriole]

thunk will mite me

mute

rah

[tender hamlet]

Oh

[long atlas]

you remember what happened last time big chip…

[tender hamlet]

Sad

[long atlas]

you FELL to abcd

[zealous obsidian]

I need to go back to the desert

[long atlas]

granted with some tragedies but i digress

[rare yew]

How long do I keep this username until I get in trouble

[zealous obsidian]

whos gonna get u in trouble

[long atlas]

depends how long we want to keep big chip around

[rare yew]

Big Chip who else

[long atlas]

or however long abcd lets you

[zealous obsidian]

true

[fossil basin]

Is this a Super Bowl ad

[glad oriole]

big chop

[fossil basin]

That would be funny

[long atlas]

it’s a bit from like an hour ago

[zealous obsidian]

it's not a bit it's a lifestyle

[long atlas]

it was

but now i’ve rejected the ways of big chip

[compact stump]

didn’t know tostitos were “literally a fool”

[long atlas]

keep it until people point it out a lot

[rare yew]

What’s your excuse

[long atlas]

yeah because big chip is foolish for trying to monitor us

[compact stump]

for tostitos? we don’t got of those in spain 😞

[zealous obsidian]

whats the biggest chip yall ever eated

[long atlas]

How long can we keep big chip propaganda alive ladies and gents

[rare yew]

Gosh I could go for a Tostitos tortilla chip right now, and wash it all down with a Bud Light™

This message is brought to you by AT&T™

[compact stump]

wait are you legally allowed to place the little TM in ur name? lol

[glad oriole]

its discord gng

[long atlas]

no the official tostitos account will kill him

[compact stump]

/j.

[long atlas]

but big chip will smite him if he does doesn’t so it’s a lose lose

[flint copper]

bark

[long atlas]

wait i’m going to the dark fro a second

[tawny pasture]

i got a confession to make...

[rare yew]

Yes

Do it

[long atlas]

big chip should i make appropriate propoganda posters

[long atlas]

yes murphy what is it

[tawny pasture]

Might wanna sit down thunk.

[rare yew]

YES

[compact stump]

who’s thunk

[long atlas]

it better be you hate big chip and you’re apart of abcd now

[tawny pasture]

I'm a Santitas kinda guy

[flint copper]

Is this yaoi 🤩🤩🤩

[glad oriole]

no :(

[long atlas]

but you still hate big chip right????

[flint copper]

oh, booo ☹️

[zealous obsidian]

the best chips are the kind you make yourself, you need to channel your inner chip chakra to get them just right

[rare yew]

We are still brothers

My Frito Lay brethren

[tawny pasture]

it's only $2.99. I cant pass up a deal

[rare yew]

We come from the same corporate mother

[long atlas]

DONT FALL FOR IT MURPHY

[rare yew]

We suckle from the same profitable teet

[long atlas]

BIG CHIP IS BRAINWASKING YOU LIKE IT DID TO ME

[long atlas]

someone quote this 🙏

[opaque shard]

HES BACK

[indigo pumice]

what in the hell is tostitos and why you have that in your name?

[compact stump]

What would someone new in this server think if they saw this, me personally, i would fw it

[long atlas]

he’s gone back to big chip.

[opaque shard]

Thank you for not being american

[long atlas]

he’s too far gone.

[tawny pasture]

I love corporate multi-brand strategies for vertical integration!

[long atlas]

NOOO NOT YOU TOO MURPHY

i trusted you…

[compact stump]

is fritos a thing in america?

[long atlas]

you would’ve gotten a maaaajor pay raise if you’d joined abcd just sayin

[rare yew]

Small business? May as well eat small chips! Not here at Tostitos™

[long atlas]

yes

quite big here too

[indigo pumice]

STOP

[compact stump]

well i fw those

[long atlas]

he can’t.

he’s too gone

[wise lantern]

This stuff again?

[indigo pumice]

oh hell

[long atlas]

wait let’s get him back like we did last time

[indigo pumice]

localthunk, tostitos is not tuff

[long atlas]

mr big chip, what do you think of LOCAL buisnesses selling chips. i never could’ve THUNK of it

[compact stump]

chat he back

[glad oriole]

localtostitos

[long atlas]

IT WORKED HES BACK