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the J in "balatro" lmfao
I wanna do spoiler route
Jevil is in chapter one broller coaster
meltagoon
I beat that guy
Also spa toned
full version (up to ch4) is out
Love those fights
That song is his theme
harder than NEO
I knowš my sibling has been trying to get me to play nonstop
Nah neo is easy ngl
Kobe stop???
I know the world revolving! Did I react to the wrong message?
Only thing hard about neo is his 50 bullets attack
You might have
and the stupid telephone hands
Yeah that one too
This is not jevils themeš
It is though?
This is
Theyāre the same thing
This is jevil
So is the other one
They are two different songs for me
discord bug
Oh okayyy
Yeah it was just world revolving for me
Iāll win
is your name Inigo Montoya?
This is dope!
What was the other one supposed to be?
You killed my father⦠prepare to die
Slander!
Correct!
What for?
Sick
What is this⦠some kind of⦠deltatale???
I really want the important persons shirt itās too expensive tho
I had to buy it
HAD to
Is it peak
yes
Nice
it was an excellent [[50% OFF! BUYNOW!]]
$45 to be Kris is worth it
Gang
But [HYPERLINK_BLOCKED] šš
got that too! ^-^
but wasn't you said got from temu?
not a single penny will go to Kris.
#1 greatest salesman
no, I bought it from the official Fangamer website
Guys I have to give my school a quote for our yearbook what should I put
Sheer free will.
Like the katamari
Just nagging to chatbot and wrote about 'wasting water on stupid A.I.'
You could always do a Sagan quote
I can do anything!
Goodnight.
lol maybe
Gn:)
Is being a senior peakalicious
iām literally a fool, whatās your excuse?
I wonāt tell you
Thatās good actually I might do that
"Life is just a simple numbers game, and I think I'm winning"
I know someone who would enjoy this.
ok forgot everything I said
THIS
I am NOT winning broller coasterš š š
āBalala the bah nah nah nahā
Jevil is a known contrarian
What do you like?
True
Wellll
worse then chatbot conversations. š¤
What if it was an acronym?
Wdym
yknow if you think about it all games are just a 50/50.
you either win or you don't
I do love gamblingā¦
you should do something like that
Extremely oversimplified.
Yeah
its kinda fake deep
thats the joke
Best kind of deep
but balatro isn't game about gambling.
Wheel
Bad joke.

yes but you either win or lose
50/50
āForgetting Eeverything Monday Be Ostentatious Yoā
why so argumentative :(
FEMBOY
Bro š š
If you were a jester in the 1400s the king would've ordered to put you in the dungeons.
no, I'd dance for his amusement and juggle balls
id impress him with my wit
meow
pretzels are lowkey slept on
Hmmm idk
Doritos are overrated honestly
The purple one are really good but the rest are like b tier
Idk I like hem and my pinion is objective truth
What if i needed fat.
But like in general
in the thighs department
I gotta go dorito
You can hit the gym for those.
i like prezels
Best department
no its mostly genetics
working out can define thighs but it wont make them much bigger
It's also just good in general to have regular exercise.
yes
I need more fat too (in chest area)
i do need to exercise
Same.
I look like an incel but without hating women.
Guys i need a new dog what the fuck is he listening to
Heās clearly faulty
You can still get a refund
i look like a femboy but without the stereotypical unrealistic ass and thighs
Peak I wanna look like a femboy
and a little tall
you can twin
How's a little.
I canāt twin Iām broke
Is he wheezing at all?
6 foot
Weāve had him for like maybe three months less than eight years i dont think so
Oh, i'm 5'6.
$12 to my nameš š

Sorry Buddy but I think heās religious. Like you know Holly
Idk my height because im scared im tall so i dont check
oo wee oo
It's fine just hand it to me.
Im abt as tall as my mum but idk
bsller
I wish I had a girl if i did I would call her
Wrong app lil bro.
The hapl?
Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six foot impala
Weezer if it was actually good
Nobody knows skeelo š
Oh wait arent you the guy who was talking about subway surfers being woke or smth
Omg I actually got the mind virus from it
What?!!!?
Holy shit
WEEZER IF IT WAS ACTUALLY PEAK
true
This is the relationship dynamic i want
Typical femboy activities smh
My favorite fast food chain.
5 boysš¤¤
d/dx of 5x is... boy, 5 boys!
Oh that was a joke
Oh ok
Seems like satire
Twitter when they catch the devs adding a minority.
Im just very autistic teehee :>
the minority was already in the surf
A derivative? A correct derivative? Boy take your hat off
:3
What is this⦠some sort of ⦠Miku???
table got iced over
There are like 15 foot tall and low piles where Iām at
The chair after i cast a spell i dont know
Theyāre fun to sled off of
Omg doxed
YOU LIVE IN UTAH????
How is Utah?
I'm never opening a video from you ever again.
GET OUT OF THERE TWIN
how the fuck u not know
100% justified
Im not smart weāve established this
You live in Mormon country
i know
this song is kinda a little good
I stopped before the end, saw this comment and then sawš
Yay
at my uni
The Mormon lore is crazy
Yeah like jesus did NOT go to the US and meet native americans who were white
they were spouting hot takes hoping someone would debate them
nobody cared
it was funny
Crazyš
I do not know the Mormon religious lore but the origin stories and the migration are super interesting
Caffeine was a sin in mormonism, until the leader of the mormon church was caught drinking coffee, so they changed it to just energy drinks are bad
š¤ I love the coybow emoji itās so joyful
energy drinks are bad because femboys like them and femboys are gay
Whimsy
Mormons dont hate gay people actually
Jubilant
Is gay that thing from the yaoi jokers in hit game Balatro?
hey, im catching strays over here
Iāve literally never had a monster energy before are they good
dawg
However they do say being in any gay relationship or having say gex is a sin
im a cat not a dog
Which is the best one
Likewise
I donāt drink them cuz they sued an immediate fanily member
okay so they lnow you cant control it so this just means they think being born a certain way makes you a sinner
Isnt monster releasing a new drink for āgirlsā(?)
you gay though
No no
whats a girl
Me
guh
If you drink it as a boy does it trans your gender
^U^
nice
yes
estrogen monster
then how was it a stray

smh
I am the woker Batman⦠why so queeriousšļøš«¦šļø
Itās just like a bunch of estrogen in a can
You two should kiss i think
true
ever heard of lying >:)
I'm a married man (lie)
this is a band i would have cut myself over in highschool
thats a sentence
So uh
it's an emo teen joke 
the subject is the band
Did you end up being with my mum btw?
Just like me frfr
i rocked her world
bri'ish
Damn
Fuh no
Gang anyone wanna play Helldivers
im also your mom now
Just in one of the MANY countries that isnt the US
This is like my one chill day ngl
"mum"
not British
lies
Probably a better parent than my current two and a half
i might be your step mom, but im also the mom that stepped up
Im australian
Wdym countries that isnāt the us?
Yoh wah a bohāoāohāwahāah
/j
I donāt think thatās a place imma be real
canadians and australians are on in the same
small Britain? Gotcha
True
both siblings of a colonial power
Pretty much
Thereās only like two of those anyway it donāt matter
Is this a yesš
anyone wanna play balatro
I wish my actual mum would step up š
Whats that
do you use discord in english or do you translate it?
yes
and stepped on 
but instead I have to shovel snow
Chicot
Shes like 50 š
*it snew
Where do you get all these songs and cute videos?
red
this is grammatically correct
I have a gif for this I canāt postš
black
it happened
gif
*it snew
all generated just like you. š¶
i ask because it interests me. i know a few people from around the world who use different methods
?
NotJimbo will get stronger
i knew a russian guy who would manually translate everything
i thought that was crazy and way too much effort
~~maybe it's just scam bot on discord. š¤ ~~
I forgot we were doing the snow grave thing for a second and got so confused broš
nah he was like, a normal chatter
Lmaoo
Are you calling me aiš
Thatās mean:(
how could you convinced on that?
If you call someone (a+b)/2 you are calling them mean and average
everything might be just lies. šØļø š¤”
Tru but I prefer to think Iām talking to humans than chat bots
looks inside
looks outside
window
Orherwise I wouldnāt be here
nah, you might be a 'Parents Generated' š
Iām so confusedš
hi so confused
NO
im atmol
I walked into that one
i wanna say some freak shit but it's straight up nsfw 
Say it I believe in you
Noš
Do it
No haces
nothing can trust
NotJimbo can we be friends
What
my CLOTHES are 50% off!
Yes pookie
Can we be friends togetherš„ŗ
Yes pookie
[[EXCELLENT DEALS!!]]
that wasn't the message btw
What was then
No por favor
Idk my negative tu commands in Spanishš„
But if I did I would type them cuz itās funny
por que?
it was aboutt this it made me think of smth
Say itttt
porque.
no
Itās the balatro server youāll be fine
Mi cabeza es lleno de quĆmica
tbh i probly would i dont think i've ever seen a mod 
BUT NO, CHILDREN ARE PRESENT, WE MUST PROTECT THEIR PURE EARS
no hablo espanol
Iāve seen no mods but Iāve seen localthunk multiple times and I just joined
I concurš«”
As a child
True, true
why he oink
Speako Spanglish?
I think itās the keygen scene maybe
what did i just see half a frame of
nein, ich weiĆ nicht wirklich
What was it
someone's sending images that immediately get deleted
Say it say it say it say it
YO
If you didnt want to say it then why would you even bring it up š¤
Lieš
funny thing is I'm Finnish lol
not even
Who is deleting messges lol
Why do you have so many bro
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but is nrowegisn spoken around your area?
Oh itās Trash
the fact they're getting insta deleted is cracking me up
My best friend is norweigisn Iām debating learning it
Why is she deleting images
it's like a jumpscare
beats me
Wait I thought you were deleting them š š
I'm America-an
Who beats u:(
š¤¢
no it's the server lmao
me >:)
booooo
What are you saying š°
Crazyš
they're stickers
server has anti-sticker bot
New England is cool trust
Tho sometimes when Iām up north
I feel like I get weird looks
Iām really annoyed they donāt offer British in Duolingo
Only about 17 left
Nice
Oh
Hydroxide
Boil
but they are already tormented in smol subway train and smol houses.
Token
Miku
Femntanyl creature
i did that once to clean a pot and i think i passed out?
Blu vocaloid
now you need smol coffin šØļø š¤”
What does this mean am I stupid
Bro rlly thinks he is the ":3"
:2
boiling hydrogen peroxide
Oh does it kill you
Is hydrogen peroxide easy to obtain by any chance
yes
Rate my desk guys
it's medical shit
How expensive
idk look it up
Nah
Is it alcohol? H2O2
I mean oh is the alcohol group
no it's something else
Donāt wanna leave any evidence š
I thought it had to be attached to a carbon tho
Ok thatās am what I thought
Atom
Your giving me neuron activation
Did you know the F in Jimbo stands for Femboy?
jibmo
it kills bacteria and flesh and everything, it's very inhospitable to living cells. Back in the day you were told to pour hydrogen peroxide on wounds to disinfect it, but now we don't suggest that because it kills the exposed tissue too
which makes it unable to heal
Interesting
Iāve done some titrations with it itās pretty interesting
Thats why I have the wifus jokers texture pack
now we have better antiseptics and stuff that are gentler to skin
knew it
Emote
Is there a femboys one by any chance
Itās neat cuz even tho it looks like a combustion reaction
nope
It uses no oxygen in the air
not yet
DANG IT
So it can work underwater
meow
Lets make one
Based
So itās used for wedding
I know how to make mods, soā¦
im a femboy but i cant draw
Thatās illegal
I second this statement
it produces gas so it bubbles. ||i think the gas is the souls of the microscopic organisms being killed||
Also illegal
I was a femboy but I was cringe
who cares if ur cringe
i am cringe but i am free
Omg same
Any microscopic organism deserves to die anyway
Not for me
you are nothing but microscopic organisms pretending to be something more
dang!
Pearto
shut up pearto
Terhmite doesnāt produce any gas I think it only has solid products but it has like super crazy high heat so it evaporates stuff
Nah
thats not my name
my name is atmol
Cogito ergo sumš¤
Hello atmol
nah, you're dolby atmos
so true sister
Twin š¤
Why is this in my photos
hello notjimbo
Hello pookie
Hello atmol
CHIYO-CHAN?!?!?!?!
Do some chemistry rn
actually (just recently learned this) I'm pain medication
I hate this game
new helldivers stuff looks cool, i have a personal server that has the helldivers updates forwarded to it automatically
unintentional naming coincidence
newest changelog was massive
Yes Iām so excited
They reduced sway on talon
I loooove talon
Also tanks
atmol reference
I sparkled it but I donāt understand
i used to use tanks solo in HD1 so im excited to do that now again
Baldi's Basics
I love baldi basic
Best game ever
Atmol reference
Ok
...
...
...
But is NOT Baldi's Basics
ā¤ļø
Why so blured
meow
Baldi basic as in.. basic ph??? Forms oh- ions in water?:0
mepw
Really low quality picture
Red Miku
Red neru actually
Oh okay
This is when I post my teto marks this post as tru gif
Teto x Jimbo shipping cute
Im Reference
Balatro reference
When atmol is AT the MALL
Darth Mole
Ath mole
Yall ever just go out and murder every 1 u know and go and make a big bag
mhm
Roulx Kaard reference
daily!!1!
Ure SPANISH
Im also
we're are
One Piece
the one pizza is real
Im from ARGENTINA
SCREAMING EAGLEE
Wait I have a question
Gay-less people won
BRO ITS JUST 1 VOTE
2
2
checkmate, haters
2
Idk then
I have no thoughts and I must think
Lets do this Texas style
or conversely
I have to scream and I must scream
I have no thinks, and I must thought
WHAT
P3T
Who said that guys
lmao
I just get flashed
What
P3T!!!!!!!
P3T?
Pet 3 Times
Ik
true
what are we getting
You get exaclty what you want, I get exacly what I wanna be
Not the gas station sushi
NOOOOO
looks like the meth is kicking in
skzkzjzbdkxijnKKKKJjjsjsnskssbanKJHBbahshbsnss
LMAOOOO
I don't remember the whole thing, sowwy :(
skipped too far >:[
I do
my respects
I suspect I might have a brain thingy
I think I've established myself by now
Corny fish or smth
not a tumor
@everyfish
f i s h
alr, gn
I had to say it
Smile smile smile?
diediedieDIE
Nouuuuu
Fill up my heart with sunahine sunshine
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Lets spend the night together
From now until forever
ues
I approve
Boom boom boom i cant stop singing this bloody tune tune tune
Its gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
Ooooh
I have that song memorised i think
Chico bestia?
9 kings
Did you know the voice actress of MLPs main character is racist
Does she not know that is NOT the magic of friendship
HAHAHA
Miku Miku Miku
Iād buy baron
thats why something's being sold silly
Whatās the difference between bp and brainstorm
I mean they both copy specific jokers but why would you sell one over the other
brainstorm is generally worse as it is restricted to copying the leftmost slot
showman
DNA does give me a lil more life right
Yeah
Until I get biuchers
Vouchers
And what u call it
call what
Ecto
yeah
Yes
this is especially "bad" with multiple brainstorm, as they will all always be copying the same joekr, where as blueprints can be distributed evenly amongst jokers
Yeah
And kill anything that isnāt a king
I got a reroll1
Working on it
Do yall think Iām a boy or a girl
3
3
2
Boy
One message removed from a suspended account.
hi
fallen stars being a resource is so whimsical
hey, spoilers
I just went underground
I havw like 50 spade kings
Going into thr goad
Do I js die here
Or wait maybe farm money sell DNA and find luchador
( cope)
see, jimbo caused the titanic disaster
Bro didnāt they watch the movie why did they even go on the titanic in the first place
What is wrong with you? Why are you BLUE?
ew
i just wanna drop this here lol
What color
3
5
1
Black
We live in a society...
Idk what that even means
We live in a society
Wait
I think he looks like Abel
this mod sets another unrealistic body standard for men
or women too
nonbinary folk are fine though
they can probably achieve this
i know 3 nonbinaries and 2 trans men that look exactly like that
Reasonable
I cannot achieve this
the 50 degree acute angle chad chin
uh
Please choose a Passive Skill.
It's Been So Long- Gain photographic memory and restore all forgotten memories since childhood. Now, whenever you take damage from any source, instead burn a random memory and take no damage.
Die In A Fire- Gain complete fire immunity and great resistance to high heat temperatures. You are now cold blooded and generate 0 body heat. Ice and snow actively hurts you as fire normally would.
I Can't Fix You- Detached body parts can be reattached by contact, this also work with parts not originally of the owner, doing this causes no further harm and your head stays fully functional for up to 24 hours. You fall apart like Lego if hit hard enough.
its been so long would be really bad for me
probably i cant fix you cuz it wouldnt really affect my life too negatively and could save me
None actually
the first one
so many useless memories
yoj make more thsn you lose
Completely random btw
If you stub your toe and delete your entire family, thatās on you
Any excuse to get rid of them
it doesnt matter if its random im too freaky for that to not basically just be alzheimers
Idrk if i want to remember everything
There are definitely things im glad ive forgotten
would i like remember my birth that would be pretty gruesom
The brain can be amazing at hiding traumatic memories
Hit yourself and forget it
Like Iāve seen some insane gore that i just literally canāt picture anymore i do not want that back
Forget that you canāt take damageš¤
with a thumbtack you can become an amnesiac in about a couple days
This is why the JoJo⢠Stand is actually insanely weak
Letās not talk about garbage content in my replies
Maybe damage means like injury
You can still feel pain
You canāt erase memories with any sort of bias now
Oh that's horrible
Ok bye bye
Bai
And this could easily short out your any number of important memories too
Which is much more likely than targeting the specific memory you want erased
yep
I know thereās actually a stand from JoJo with a similar ability, but itās actually good because it inflicts it on others
Cat jumpscare
California King Bed works similarly by capturing random memories in the form of chess pieces
As a bonus, if the chess pieces are broken, the owner of those memories gets damaged
Michael Atro
Trying to draw fabric folds and it's so annoying
MAOW
i feel management is doing their best to keep the rebuild
but i really donāt know anymore
Honestly, Zegras has been incredible
if he doesnāt resign i give up
Did you see Gavin McKenna got charged with assault
but NOOO we signed dvorak
reading up on it apparently someone insulted his mom
Dvorak is NOT bad, at least you guys got rid of Laughton and Zamula :3
and we got good return on laughton
grebenken is killing it
so much so heās getting first line minutes with TK and dvorak
Poker Night is returning
meanwhile our excuse for a captain is playing on the 4th line with garnet hathaway who recreated stefans eng miss
And against Utah too Ć_Ć
i wanted to cry
but then we came out and gave the avalanche a good old bta
NBA trade deadline stfu
Who do you think will win the cup?
Well, my teams blowing it. We're losing to Utah looks like
are you in the hockey discord?
I'm in the Red Wings discord
Well damn, we lost 4-1
Michael she wrote
minecraft is nostalgia
@tall fog Why'd you friend req me?
Hi
I had a dream where some pixar characters and spongebob characters joined forces to stop some galactic evil. At one point, we were at the Monster Inc world and Sully was married to Celia (I don't know how Mike was even okay with it), we were battling some star monsters and stuff. The final boss of the first world, the Monsters Inc world, was a race to the death and me and the characters transformed into humans and I were racing with human Sully and human Pooh (And then apparently Rosalina and Jojo from the Sonic Movies and probably Mario, why tho?). At the end, a blue Mike Wazowski showed up and he was probably a deuteragonist, we then left him apparently so he could be in his next cutscene back at World 1 where we finished World 2 and so on and so forth where he gets to us in the world before the final world and final boss and stuff. I remember that there was a chicken delivery system in World 1 and we had to protect it before the story halfway through world 1 lead to a race.
mucho texto
ooh, you would say that
I'll be the one to continue the conversation here because this is the only thing entertaining me
#šć»server-chat message Well no, managing to raise an entire human is pretty rewarding
Second
i could imagine
Because if done correctly, you've made a second you, passing off a lifetime of knowledge to someone else
Technically, more like 50-ish%?
It'll be rough yea, but that's how parenting is
i think imo the benefits vastly outweight the negatives and i'll never truly understand until i do
Everyone learns something from interactions with the rest of the world
does anyone here have a pet
me
Two
About 170 (not even kidding)
having a child is that times a billion
Ant farm?
Nope
Proper animals
hand how old are you
Holy shit
interesting
Wait, that sounds sick when you put it like that
i respect being vague on purpose
Itās like reverse murder
He's, the H A N D
Probably like 100,000,000
i put my full name, age, face, everything out for everyone to see
well not everything.
to me raising a child is simply the biggest impact you'll probably have in the world and contributes a lot to the world and has a lot of meaning if you try to make sure they have a good life
you have to know when it's financially responsible to do it
that's just my opinion
adoption is special in its own way
there's not that feeling of "this is my offspring" but there is a whole separate feeling of "i'm providing this child something it has been lacking and i have made an impact on his or her life"
Have you done both?
no but i'm close with people who have
most of my close friends are in their 30s/40s/50s
they're both worth it
i agree
Yk I'd never think I'd get life advice from a hand
Bold of you to assume i have a mind
I sold it off to a goblin
Yes
8 cheeseburgers š
Doesnāt this make you the goblin?
Nah cause I scammed the guy out by diverting my neurons across my body
Im basically an octopus now
not hand but giving life advice is fun and idk why
i really haven't been through much that you haven't
You only got 8 cheeseburgers from the goblins? When I sold mine he gave me 9 and a large coke
it feels cool š
Broooooooooo, you got coke?????
Yessir, and the cheeseburgers were double cheeseburgers
boyss!
i'm one of them
Iām not
understandable
boys!
Feet
My philosophy is that none of them exist and nothing matters and we all die
my birth certificate says male and i am fine with that
if we're being scientific being a boy means nothing because male is what's used to describe your physical sex not boy and it's something we've come to attribute to males but it's not inherently what it is
i'm not a boy
i am a MAN
so true!
the one downside of making irl friends is picking up female slang
i now find myself saying slay and yasss queen
is female slang bad
no
Guys I need a hand
@amber mauve
But transgender men and women still identify as male and female respectively, so itās not as though man and male refer specifically to gender identity and biological sex
COME HERE
i agree but it's a case of the sex terms being used interchangeably that now it's used in different contexts
you really gotta hand it to him
sex doesn't define gender
never has
but people use the terms for sex interchangeably for gender
its just how it's come to be
Not really?
that was good give him a hand everyone

Most people understand thereās a difference
i can handle it
people know there's a difference but they use male the same way as man or boy
which isn't correct
they use it interchangeably
All of these can be used in the same context when talking about trans or cis people iirc
i agree
i don't like really disagree with what you're saying but i was just making an overly scientific statement
normally it doesn't matter
and it really shouldn't matter much
trans people can either accept they're male but still identify as a woman or say they're female and identify as a woman etc and both are fine
and aren't an issue in any stretch
it's okay for trans people to not be comfortable with saying what their biological sex is as it's perfectly reasonable to sway away from it
and it shouldn't be forced into then to say so
Thatās not really what I mean, though
I mean there isnāt really a distinction between āheās maleā and āheās a manā
Theyāre irrevocably linked
You can use one over the other when referring to gender or sex, but they can actually always be used for both
Does anyone know if it's possible to transfer files from a laptop to an external HDD from the BIOS?
there is in the medical world which is why i said what i said hand said "what makes a boy is it the bits and bobs" which scientifically the terms for the bits and bobs isn't boy or man
but male
why would you do it from the bio- oh fuck