#🎙・server-chat
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@rare yew-kun p-pwease u-u-update bawatro 🥺🥺🥺
Thats where they cost 200$
exactly
every time you ask it releases a year later

i love balatro
<@&1133519078540185692> I guess
not even a bot, just a guy joining the server and advertising a few days later
My best run so far
i love balatro
now ain't that just grand, baseball does next to nothing here
new personal best
run probably would have kept going but 16 antes
not a single red seal
the oops all 6s and showman carried
showman finds the second idol and opps will proc wheel on both of them as mult
horse walks in
starts commenting on my balatro gameplay
that message was 2 days ago wtf
i just looked up horse and saw localthunk mention it and i was like "wtf"
dont ask what i was doing looking up horse in balatro discord, def not looking for some inspiration for joker ideas
wr amount of heart cards?
I think 0 is in fact less than some people have gotten
Is there a wr category for card amounts
no bro
w red seal poly 9 tho
if 1st place is highest then 0 has to be wr right
sure, you tied a wr
But yeah you can't go lower than 0
Hi 👋
hello
insane amount of nat negatives i found tho
yo really
Imagine the temperance value
50 dollars yes 🔥
. 
How did you get this value from Golden Joker
it is the new update
Local has nerffed Golden Joker
This is 1.1?
yes
That’s what I was afraid of
I changed some game codes
Yes because the Golden Joker was so crazy
Oh
😭
You thought it was a new update??
0.7
no no

I can't stop playing poker joker balala, the game is addictive like crack but then I discovered the sequel Balatro, not as good as Balala but I can see the vision, I hope Balatro one day may reach the same level os success as poker joker balala
Chat I've played an 8 5 times with hanging Chad.... When will 8 ball give me a single tarot card

it breaks for me in the first round i get it in

best
Cavendish
I ve got 2 Goats in my game

Eat the horse
yes
"address me"
Its actually a secret mechanic that foil gros michel never breaks
Must be
It lasted like 15+ rounds

Ended up selling it
any ideas why balatro mobile is so power demanding
it ate through 50% of my phone battery after a few games
Absolute wow
i mean it kinda would make sense 😭
it's wrapped after all
I ve got a question
wait me im going to Google translater
According to this, there will be a new banana (confirmed), so, following the pattern of Gross Michael and Cavendish, for this new banana to appear, Cavendish has to become extinct, impossible, right?
gross michael
eat the horse
What did happen with my father
no, my second father
my real father is:

it will almost certainly not work like that
updating gold stake progress rn
yo, but Imagine it were like how that
is the new joker thing real
that would be awful imagine c++
really
it prolly would be
can someone help me
some jokers are already niche as-is
hi! I hadn't seen you
hello!
skip
sell all and lose
real asf
I would still win if I sell a jokers
?? how
most of dect is hearts jack
ahh XD that is true
ye half of my deck
Guys what if the new joker isn’t even a banana and the bottom half is completely unrelated to the top half like what if it’s a fruit bowl or smth
are we getting one singular new joker
only half? why are we running idol then
this is my thirt father
Buy me a pc so I can play modded Balatro 💔💔
😭😭😭
get a really cheap laptop
how do u get multis and chips to always show?
its a mod called joker display
i mean, no it doesnt disable them
they do affect achievements. they wont trigger if you're playing modded with steamodded.
jái jáou ar iú?
Anything about the new update?
balatri
no it just turns them off
you have to re-enable i the settings if you want to get them again, i enabled them aswell so i got a 5 wheat please thing
four polychrome red cards, i'm nasty with it
so i can get achievements while modded
if enabled in settigns yes
i got one achievement with mods when that setting enabled
goat material
Good evening peeps >:3
Meow >_<
hm
was is becaue eternal cube
do you want money
who doesnt?
thats a boss blind?
i have amod
with a joker that gives you money uder certain conditions
yeah in the cryptid mod
there are like 3 modes
the vanilla-like
balanced
and madness
madness is just....
madness
yk
hm
aint enabling that
do you want to install my op mod which igves money
@torpid elm
the joker is called "MoneyPro" btw
okk ill give it a try
Anyone know the mod to pick out jokers and exclude the others from the pool
banner i think
idk
google is right there mate
hm]
you can use jokerforge to make it pool then edit the pool with lua
U have no idea I can’t fucking find it but ty
Alr I’ll try that tyyy
lemme search rq
@coral zodiac can u send the download link of ur mod? i cant find it
my mod?
go to #1209506514763522108 theres a thread
@terse bridge found trhe mod
lemme send rthe link
bruh fuck me
okkk
should i just linkt he thread or do you want to look for it
u just had to search on ggl "banner balatro mod"
nah ill look for i t
like i search steammodded
steamodded*
thank you!!!
guys, #⚙・modding-general
i sometimes search on bing
you 're welcome
mhh
sorry gasgas just asked for the mod thing
my bad
bro got x29 better score i think
w natural seed?
brainstorm blue print dna baron and mime
crazy
if i get red seal it will be e100 probably
can anyone answer #🃏・off-topic
hm
when will naneinf on unseeded
I lost this seed because there was no mine or any cryptids
I had 80 red seal kings
Died ante 14
I was about to lose to the plant but I found a clutch luchador
i see you perkeo
holo perkeo
Hi!
asiatic song 
PZ9H2DUH I discovered this ante 1 brain storm seed by my myself
I got it natural
Its in the first buffoon pack
balatro
Balatro 1.2
Added splash texts to the game
Balatro
-# Ad-free!
Balatro
-# I might need some spare trousers.
-# Ante 1 is the hardest!
-# Also try Balatro! Wait...
how do
i play
this game
big news
furry paws arrive in 3 days
DUH lol
You play poker hands
Most popular hands (i think) are flushes and high cards
If u don't know what they are
Look em up or sum
This is very big news, amazing :3
I'm too poor to get a pair (even though I have a job)
mercury is like 2 dollars a pair should be easy
wow that was NOT a hit ✌️
Oh wait sorry hold on
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😆 😆 😆 GET THIS GUY ON STAGE
don’t force a laugh gng if you strike out the crowd doesn’t go wild 😞
Is that better
meow :3
Mrow :3
Mewo :3c
mrrowww
Maowaowaow
miaowmiawmieowameow
Mrrrrrp
hey people
does anyone know where i can buy a balatro themed poker 52 card deck in europe?
i've tried fangamer eu but its out of stock
and temu makes me buy too many things and i dont want to
Ill do a bit of searching gimme a sec
thanks
nasty setup
The non EU version of fangamer has em in stock but I don't know if it'll ship to Europe
heck yes
Yummy perkeo particle accelerator
yeah i saw it but when i press proceed to checkout the button is broken and crashes my browser))))))
Oof 💔
XD
Particle Accelerator go brrrrr
Italian chef kiss
BANNED
noooooo
jk, hello gamers far and wide
I can’t stay long, but I hope you are all having a wonderful day
u too
bye bye :3
git gud
pog
lmao
Hi 👋
Is this normal balatro...?
yesh
and
this is a natural run
if u want i can give u the seed
how do you get THAT many cards
i never understood how people got so much steel cards or planet cards
ig i just suck
I’m stuck on gold stake, anyone know any good strategies?
its just perkeo doing its thing
with blueprint and brainstorm
so like
get perkeo , a duplicating joker and thats it
+3 flushes (+3 1.5 multipliers)
after finishing a shop
and how do you get those specific jokers or do you just like
Play a lot of matches until you get lucky enough
john balatro
💔
reroll the dice babaaayyyy
balatro balatrez
Pairs
Also get me bc I'm like, a great joker
lmfaaaooo
balatros
no stickers :(
y
✨C++ ✨
reroll shop...?
oh so i gotta get like a lot of money first
yea with lucky cards
Cavedisnh
Wow, how long did that take you
Few months maybe
Not terribly long >.<
oh okay thanks.
np go out there and be a gambling addict
i need like 17 jokers for c++
I'll truly learn the ways of balatroing now
How do you even get good at Balatro, I feel like every round I play is rigged against me… all face cards are debuffed
stop running face cards then :3
Step 1: don't build into face cards
Meowww~ :3
ok bro
Mreow 0_0
I go into flush builds honestly, I feel like it’s easier
mrrrrp uwu
Flushed are mid ○w○
flushes are mid tbh they are okay early but they fall off
^○^
^o^
Miauw ○_<
Ancient joker🗿
meow >w<
OwO nya meoww
nyaaan meeow:3
Hmm so two pairs then ?
Nyah! >_<
Pairs are the best
i mean pairs are a little better
ys
but also
run whatever the game gives yiu
for example
gadies and letelmen i think i have lost at e18
Straights, Straights, Straights
hah my best is e29
20
not 29
yes
how.
Hah, my best is naneinf UwU
ill get that one day >.<
oh i know why am losing
but for now i cant be assed
i didnt put chad in the far left
Hehe, good luckies >,<
tyty meow :3
show build
mreow~
Hi
Man I feel like i understand Balatro, but at the same time I feel like I know nothing 😭

wut
real
UwU nyaaa awa
mroowww~
a ghost
paws at u
scawy
also this is my build as u requested
i see
water 😭
Why though
the odd todd probably isnt helping much
inconsistent, and especially for high scores rhere are much better options
But oops all 6's
they dont
fucking
have
oops
Nyaaa~ >=<
welp sheit
mmioaw >~<
They should find oops
Oops all odds✨
RZJXNLQ3
Nyah~
well thats still 2 joker slots for what can be achieved with just 1
~UwU~
ancient joker my beloved >w<
Nuh uh
it is good jorker
yuh uh
ancient procs 25% of the time
maow >:o
I disagree
blood 50%
ancient procs 100% of the time tf u mean
how do u even compare
Lovers only affecting one card at a time makes ancient joker so annoying to work with
know how????? i use checkered deck and i hate itttttttt
u dont need wilds for the ancient
that sounds like a you problem
I didn’t realize I used photo Chad this much ;-;
I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100% photochad
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i might be pair pilled
real
rebate at the top (as it should be)
Shortcut yey:3
icl that joker is top 5
i luv shortcut ^-^
yes it is very good
imo
Photochad almost equal 💔
Misprint wadda hell
how wut why when HUH
Misprint my beloved
photo didnt evem make my top 10 💔
have u done seeded
never in my life
I almost ALWAYS find one after the other
im talking about misprint why is it at the top
probably
Because I love misprint
best spectral card in ur opinion
mmmm
This is why photo is my top 10 most used lol 0_0
i like cryptid
both are fantastic
im also a big medium fan
trance probably slightly edges out immo due to the pair meta
hmmmm
tarots :3
immolate isnt relly my vibe but u can play as u like lol
Meowww~ UwU!
it is incredibly unbalanced lol
20 dollars AND solid deckfixing
for pair players
mrreow~ >w<
remember i play checkered
this the first thing i see
Nyaa awa
i took it in my baron mime build
:3c
c
first time i started playing balatro (and i knew nothing about gambling) is like 3 months ago and i used green deck with ONLY pairs lol
inmolate is huuge
u dont need to know anything abt gambling for balatro
as it is not a gambling game
ik but how to play it is kinda similar
Knowing abt poker does help but just a lil bit bcs of the hands
imo)
the ever so helpful run info tab
never knew that existed until last month lol
that’s crazy
Repost from few hours ago lol, mega mega bull
😭
it shows you
- what the hands score
- which ines are higher or kower
- how to make them
- what theyre called
qwq
Guys controversial opinion yorick best overall joker
How many of each you have played
With perkeo
:3
hes up there
idk if hes the best best
but very very good
istg bru
that one time i was playing at school and my friend told me about what does this mean
this run would make a trash invis lol
stats menu shows me this right
Out of slots as well
I love matching marry Andy and yorick and getting 19x
how do i find this qwq
In stats
Canio couldn't ever
that one time i was playing it at school and my friend asked me what does it mean
when i clicked it it showed me the "RUN INFO"
lol
you don’t check the boss at the shops?
i have 9392 flushes lmao
I have almost 16k high card
HOWWWWWWWWWWW
:3
guh
long run.
e 249!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn
WHAAAAAAAAAAA
srry mb
just look at how many cryptids they had
Guys what's your record on canio
-# meow
56
meow!!
×3
insta sell lol
Meow meow moewwww
FLUSH IS THE BEST HAND
Mrowooooowowowoww
~_~
mreow maow mreow meww~
What the fuck
Maowwwwww
I'm a Flush House enjoyer
I wanna get c++ and flush is very unreliable;-;
Even better
im a big 4oak fan
everything with "flush" in the name is an insta greenflag
but the best hand is pairs
First time anyone has said that
two pair and flush go vrooommm
True but for early game its soooo good
Femboy feet🔥🔥
new joker drop
👀
They're just so satisfying to play for some reason
i agree
nope its completely new
Take a PHOTOGRAPH of it
hmmmm
neat
🤔
not even based on a card
one sec
Dis da strat UwU >_<
feet discussion in balatro server
i love rhis place
it basicly copies the last card on ur hand 3 times
big bbc value
feet 🤤
You're doing great 👍💯😃
true
Thunk would crash out
DO ITT
he would
not in public 👀
did they steal my card idea???
this is very neat
Privt
ya ya i think so
privet
Thankies >_<
we wont judge dw
btw
but what if i get banned
would it really matter 👀
u_u
TRIBLULETT
yeah
ChiGOAT in the spectral skip
PERKEOOO
unfortunately not 💔
AND CAAAAIESANI
its getting even better guys
Sad.
i cant mess this up
meow :3
fire
also dont randomly skip blinds
We're is photo🥀
will get it
STOP MEWING GIVE FEET PICS OF THE 
i usually skip for negatives or for the 25 dollars when im running low of money
the plant?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i also do that
and sometimes when im good for double tags too
no femboy feet >:(
Meow OwO awa awaw~ >‐<
What about 
mrrow mrrp mroawww~ nyaah ^w^
?
😭 🙏 son
you will become a professional balatro-er in 2 days
im getting overstimulated
either the voucher or the spectral pack
TAKE ZA HANDO
i hope so
queer
idk that spectral pack seems juicy
nuuu
it speaks to me in a way...
za hando za wardo
its pulling me towards it
CMON FEET
ok
RAHHH
take spec
in order to become a pro balatro player you must wear thigh highs
reason: increases bloodflow to the brain
Spectral cards
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO
I love me some kheer
(What I thought was said the first time I heard "queer")
DON'T TAKE IT
nawr
too late
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MESSING WITH
fine here
everything for negative jokers
nawr >:3
Fem-BITCH
wall of shame
Roughly 30cm
Ok
istg
im socking it
you got negative on the chip joker?
holy shit dude
yep
not relly useful on photo chad
maybe with that blue legendary
(i forgor her name)
u lost bru
i will rely on my luck
on 7/7 cards?
Discard and check rank and suit and guess
shoudl i rely on luck or sell paradeidolia
Oh wait
ok 😢

survived
The cloud 9 value bro
balatro gods blessed me
11 9s
Eradicate deck gotta be the most erratic deck ever
goated hand
after being a flush main for a while I finally decided to switch over to pairs on plasma
I have never felt so free in my life
SINCE WHEN
you see theres a fancy little thing known as retriggers
u win bru
ya my max is 5 times lol
ohhhh
im dead ig
when i had that green dice i didnt have any retrigers
and i never had the luck to get more than 5
its okay i believe in you
oh
Blue stake:
time to eat my consolation cookie
Discard voucher of safety:
Not guaranteed
not guaranteed, and it would still leave you with -1 as you would have an extra 1 with no blue stake
cookie
im a yorick defender, but blue stake does hurt him a LOT
you scale ~0.5x slower per ante, on average
I love yorick but he just aint the best joker
Probably the scoring legendary that slots into most runs the most
still faster than nadness
madness
Whats the highest yorick yall have ever gotten
I had mine at 49x with like 3 cards remaining
Madness is mid at best
he scales faster than madness on blue stake
for very little cost
messes with some builds or current deckfixing so sometimes u cant discard 5 cards 2 times and still win, generally is still pretty slow to give you some value compared to the other legendary jokers
he isnt compatible with all builds yea but he is still a very fast scaler regardless and does provide valye quite quickly i think
hes only mid if you get him like really late
if ur not discarding 5 cards everytime its hella slow. also yeah u gotta get him kinda early.
its not hella slow
i still find on big hand builds that im discarding a decent amount
well, i just say "slow" as in the value hes giving you compared to chicot for example
not as the x mult scaling itself
u dont always topdeck ur needed hands
he is slower on big hands but still quite fast compared to most scalers
and the cost is still basically nonexistent
even if u only discard 8 cards per round (which id assume is about average for 5 card hands) thats still 1x per ante
24 cards
req. 23
my run took a bit of a weird route...
it’s like he’s in some king of… snowgrave
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PLAY A HAND I DON'T KNOW
Y’KNOW I GOTTA [5 card hand] IT TO YA KID!
sucks they are both perishable
@hushed veldt yo are you a bot?
why u saying that
OHHHH
they got DMed (or a DM request) by that user/bot?
did the dev agree to this game being copied in slot machines? lmao
I remember him saying he was strongly against gambling
I did not
even if they weren't tho I wouldn't take that brainstorm lol
Gambling is good
https://www.hacksawgaming.com/games/deal-with-death
major online slots provider copied ur game design to a pretty decent extent
background looks similar, poker hands, etc
Death penalty
People are shitty
Is this the REAL localthunk?
yeah lol
I agree
I saw my stepdad play this
yesterday
great role model
he's got a serious gambling addiction too 😭
Disown him.
They aren’t using the Balatro name/trademark/assets, if they did I’d be able to do something
Huge fan btw
But it also means it’s pretty clear it isn’t officially sanctioned
thats crazy
but its not as blatant as balala
you can't even copyright them over gameplay???
You can’t “copyright” gameplay
the game's color-changing background seems very similar to balatro's
that's definitely something
The idea of the gameplay is a lot harder to truly make your own through copyright, it’s like if Nintendo went after any platformer like Mario, you could be really damn close to Mario and everyone knows it’s a rip off of Mario but it’s still just a platformer
You can’t copyright gameplay
You can patent certain things like the Nemesis system in the shadow of Mordor games, but that’s rare
Anyone here play balatro?
actually that's fair even though this bootleg game is bullshit lol
Yeah exactly, even if everyone knows where you got it from
what's that
People most often get into trouble when they reuse either a trademarked name or original assets
Game
Do u play?
hi 👋
You also shouldn’t be able to copyright gameplay IMO, that’d be weird. Game genres are iterated
not enough
Honestly it doesn’t even evoke Balatro that much
Fuck seance
fully agree
So nobody can copy pokemon and nobody can have a turn based game?
Nice
Unc Nintendo smart
true, feels like the background is what gives away that it's a copy tho

nearly identical to the original game
didn’t pokémon try to copyright their gameplay to have a reason to sue pal world lol
🥱unc I lwk said it wrong
Yes
Patent
Not copyright

Nintendo is evil
Why not patent Balatro
truly
it is patented
this is why i play indie
i still think it’s silly to claim any ownership of a gameplay type
oh nvm then lol
cuz why would he
Yeah i agree with this
what's the point
A patent is like a whoooooole thing
balatro is basically just fancy poker, can't copyright poker
patent abuse in indie games is not cool
Patents are pretty rare in video games
poker; but not
poker but joker
butttt all this work now would save you a lot of frustration and ripoffs in the future (again my prior point stands, i think it’s silly, but do what you feel you need to do)
it seems we may be playing a game of poker.... joker poker....
where did the name Balatro come from? i've always wondered
its latin for jester
oh cool
I do have a Trademark on Balatro - so people can’t slap a Balatro logo onto a slot machine and use my IP to sell crap I don’t agree with
That’s really all you could do
That’s a good idea
u should slap a Balatro logo onto a slot machine and become a billionaire tbh
balatro slot machine would kinda bang though, you gotta admit
Copyright, patent, and trademark are all very different things
It’s just like Kokomo, think about it….
After all people think it’s gambling anyway
You gotta admit those “beach boys” were onto something
No
patent the balatro branded kitchen knife set that gives you plus 4 mult which scales each time you remove and put back knives
my grandmother saw me playing it and asked if i'd "really won $500"
I get so many web3 casinos approaching me to license the Balatro IP to them
my dad just thought i was playing solitaire cause he saw me on round 1
rip
My mum even thought I was illegally on a gambling site when I first booted up Balatro at 16.

