🎙・server-chat

[willow reef]

yeah

[glad oriole]

u could arcana skip for bull and emperor and then tarot loop for infinite hermits to make bull score infinity (assuming infinite time and infinite luck)

[willow reef]

thats boring

[glad oriole]

well yes but its the hypothetical best .^.

[willow reef]

whats the best that could potentially have a seed where it happens

im rhinking

uhhh

[glad oriole]

how about

double charm tag

one justice one death in first
one death one fool in second

all deaths used on glass

u play 5 of a kind with all 4 glass catds

[sick breach]

I wonder, is it possible to decode seeds to know what they'll give?

[willow reef]

4oak

[glad oriole]

thats 175 * 12 * 2^4 (assuming aces)

[glad oriole]

if u get 3 deaths u’ll have more than 5 of the rank in question

[willow reef]

is buffoon skip possible ante 1

[glad oriole]

nope

and i dont think standard is possible either

[willow reef]

ohh ok

[glad oriole]

175*192

[willow reef]

pro idea:

[glad oriole]

33950

oh i just had a better idea

instead of a fool in the second pack you get a seltzer from judgement

[willow reef]

photochad from 2 judgements in 2 seperate charm skip tags, 2 judgement, royal flush

[glad oriole]

and instead of a death in the first u get a soul with triboulet

[willow reef]

oh right soul

actually

[glad oriole]

or maybe instead of a justice

and instead of the second death we get another seltzer

5oak kings

170 * 12 * 2^15

more than 170 actually

cuz retriggers

280

70

132710400

[willow reef]

truly

[glad oriole]

:3

[willow reef]

if standard packs were possible ante 1

[glad oriole]

round one stuntman achievement

wait we can go even higher

i lied

wait did i

yeah

thats the max

[willow reef]

wait

what if...

and hear me out...

[glad oriole]

only difference is that u’d have to do a dusk hand cuz no copies of jokers

[willow reef]

plasma/erratic deck

[glad oriole]

ohhh shoot plasma

okay so on plasma we get 38711743009 first hand

not first

last

cuz dusk

actually why dusk when s&b does the trick

[willow reef]

no,

dusk is good

[glad oriole]

dusk and seltzer

fuck

[willow reef]

it can add 599 more score

[glad oriole]

sock and seltzer

[willow reef]

using dusk adds rhe score from the first hands

the max from them is 599

[glad oriole]

what

oh right

we can do that anyway though

:p

[willow reef]

it wont matter at all

actually no

[glad oriole]

it really wont

[willow reef]

with plasma its 1199

[willow reef]

but we're balatro players

we unnecessarily optimize everything

[glad oriole]

ok but i dont wanna think about how i’d reach exactly 1199 on olasma qwq

[willow reef]

uhhhhh

i have no clue either

[glad oriole]

i think im happy with ~39bil

if anyone can think of anything higher i’d like to know

[willow reef]

wait

also

[glad oriole]

oh i just thought of something higher

[willow reef]

nvm you alr thought of that

[glad oriole]

instead of sock

[willow reef]

i think

[glad oriole]

what if we get an idol

and it hits

wait no

we dont have 5 of the same card

dammit

[willow reef]

arcana 1
judgement - dusk
soul - trib

arcana 2
judgement - sock
justice - king

or would it be better to death the king for 5oak instead of full house with glass king

[glad oriole]

uhhhh

i think the 5oak with an extra king would be better?

wait not extra

mb

[willow reef]

but you are losing out on 8x from the glass

[glad oriole]

hmm

true

u do miss out on some chips if that matters

[willow reef]

not 8x tho

[glad oriole]

but eh we’re getting 150 and its plasma anyway

[willow reef]

full house kings and queens with a glass king

is 2^18

[glad oriole]

okay big increases

274877906944

[willow reef]

so close to e

yet so far

[glad oriole]

i’m gonna think about a different strat involving erratic

doubt it’ll work but idk

im thinking with enough kings maybe baron and mime could go hard

[willow reef]

nnno

[glad oriole]

we’d need a showman to get another baron tho :<

[willow reef]

you cant increase hand size really

[glad oriole]

yeah

[willow reef]

bc you need the 2 judgements for baron mime

[glad oriole]

but you have 7 cards

can we get juggle tag ante 1

[willow reef]

i csnt imagine itd work

cause then youd only have baron

[glad oriole]

it can

[glad oriole]

?

judgement + fool?

[willow reef]

ohhhh i didnt even think of fool

with that you can get like

showman baron mime bean

not even showman

baron mime bean and uhhhh burglar for extra hands

[glad oriole]

ohh bean

the hands wont matter a ton

[willow reef]

ehhhh it brings your score up a bit

extra 60% i think idk

[glad oriole]

a pluto level would be way stronger tho

[willow reef]

ohhh yeah

[glad oriole]

because hc starts at 1 mult it doubles the score

more than double

cuz of the chips

[willow reef]

yeah

but would all this hit

200b

lmao

[glad oriole]

nope

not even close

875373

which is still insane for round 1

[willow reef]

yeah

i am now wondering what the workd record is

[glad oriole]

(26*2 * 1.5^24)

[willow reef]

new challenge: get enough score to beat the game on round 1 (white stake)

[glad oriole]

but thats awesome for a no legendary build

[glad oriole]

i mean 875373 beats the game

[willow reef]

but thats astronomically low odds

[glad oriole]

oh right

(probably cuz u need to get and draw 12 kings and an ace on erratic)

[willow reef]

i might try to get some progress and declare myself the unofficial world record round 1

uhhh

whats a royal flush on plasma deck worth

i have no clue

[prisma idol]

plasma deck. arcarna tag on first blind into canio, get lucky in the shop to get sock and buskin, open a celestial pack and hope for an earth then draw perfectly to get a full house of kings and queens

that's probably as high as i can get it

[willow reef]

round 1p

not ante 1

no shops

only skip tags

[prisma idol]

hmm

time to consult the wiki

[willow reef]

the challenge isnt hypothetical

its definitely possible

but it hasnt been done yet

[prisma idol]

ok same as my old idea but slightly different

[willow reef]

my idea is just

stuntman

• good hand

stuntman from judgement

but thats rare

[prisma idol]

instead of sock from the shop, you get sock from a mega buffoon pack as well as brainstorm or blueprint

[analog moth]

this seed is so cruel 💔 . This is the very first round.

[prisma idol]

oof

[prisma idol]

wait what if plasma deck, you get stuntman and arrowhead, and get a perfect draw of a spade royal flush

[willow reef]

you would probably get enough

but thats really hard to do

[prisma idol]

it'll score 108,570 if my math is correct

[willow reef]

problem is

you need 2 1/150 chances to hit the correct jokers

after getting 2 judgements from seperate arcana packs

in the only 2 skips you have

[prisma idol]

mega buffoon pack

[willow reef]

cant spawn ante 1

[prisma idol]

DAMN IT

[willow reef]

neither can the spectral pack skip

or the playing card skip

the only real way to do this is double tag into charm tag

[prisma idol]

there is a 25% chance to get a judgement from a pack
a 5% change to get a rare joker from the card, to get a specific one it's 0.25%
to get a specific rare joker from the first arcarna pack is 0.0625%

that's just to get stuntman

and i didn't include the odds for getting the right tag

wait lemme include that gimme a sec

6.67% to get the right tag on the small blind

0.00416875% to get stuntman from the first arcana pack

now the arrowhead

once again 25% to get a judgement and a 25% to get an uncommon joker from that judgement

6.25% to get an uncommon from a mega arcana pack

[willow reef]

yeah its

impossible

not impossible

[willow bane]

assuming you meant trib

[willow reef]

but highly improbable

[prisma idol]

wait yea, canio is for destroying face cards

[willow reef]

and theres a chance there isnt even a seed with that

[prisma idol]

1.5625% to get a specific uncommon from the judgement

0.097% to get a specific uncommon from a mega arcana pack

0.0064% to get the right tag on the big blind, then get judgement then get arrowhead

2.668 x 10^-7% to get the exact jokers you need

[forest wagon]

did you take into account double tag on small blind (if its possible?)

[prisma idol]

0.0000002668%

[prisma idol]

if im not mistaken the numbers should be the same, because all ante 1 tags have the same chance of appearing and it'll still give 2 arcana packs

[willow reef]

hypothetical highest round 1 (no emperor looping)

arcana pack 1
soul - trib
emperor:
judgement - sock
justice - king

arcana pack 2
judgement - dusk
emperor:
judgement - seltzer
death - glass king

hand:
5oak, 2 glass kings 3 regular kings
170•12•(2^28)

any improvements chat

[prisma idol]

oh i like this

[willow reef]

547b

[prisma idol]

holy sh

[prisma idol]

and here i was doing the math for a hand that scored only 100k

very well done birb

[willow reef]

this is just riding off of the back of the other guys math earlier

where we calculated 272b (im now assuming thats weong bc that was 2^18)

[forest wagon]

missing chips from calc

[willow reef]

highest hypothetical is 547.6b
highest obtained is 18.1k
lmao

[willow reef]

oh right retrigger chips

uhhhh

[prisma idol]

all we gotta figure out is how many times the king get's retriggered then x it by 10

[willow reef]

we hit e boys

we did it

[forest wagon]

then again, are you not gonna use plasma deck?

[prisma idol]

we hit exponentials on ante 1 without mods

[willow reef]

i also forgot that

sigh

[prisma idol]

add chips and mult together, divide by 2 then times by 2

[willow reef]

there we go

[prisma idol]

e18 on ante 1

now we gotta see someone pull it off

[willow reef]

h-h-hell naw

[willow reef]

also add 1199 to that bc of hands before scoring hand

[prisma idol]

like that changes anything 🥀

[willow reef]

it does

it pushes it up by 1199

[prisma idol]

it'll look identical in game tho lol

[willow reef]

like we'll ever see it ingame

[prisma idol]

fr

[prisma idol]

I'ma try beat this score

[dry escarp]

What's the lowest hand to beat round 1 on plasma?

[bitter flame]

My first ever gold stake run completed! After 68 hours on the game

[dry escarp]

I don't really use it but I wanna see if I can get a high score

Hey nice!!

Classic swashbuckler egg

[willow reef]

gl

[bitter flame]

Never thought egg and swashbuckler could be this goated

[willow reef]

uhhhh i actually dont know

id guess 3oak

[bitter flame]

Ride the bus also another goat

[willow reef]

or 2 pair

[remote kraken]

chicot best legendary oat

[willow reef]

most creative ragebait in balatro server

[remote kraken]

i saw one vid about that

honestly it looks fine

[prisma night]

abysmal first shop on abandoned

[bitter flame]

Pffft

[forest wagon]

buffoon pack while blocking 2 bad commons 😌
the pack having scary face and business card 😡

[fringe cape]

Bobovov

Hi

[swift cradle]

do i need this card instead of 4 fingers

[remote kraken]

4 finger straight flush

[forest wagon]

idk do you

its gonna do mostly nothing for you, but based on the screenshot four fingers is doing absolutely nothing for your build

[swift cradle]

but im playing flush and straight

[wide lagoon]

GG!

[sand raft]

I had a dream that thunk released a new update and added a bunch of new gamemodes and I couldnt find the original one.

[low quarry]

whats the point of making gold red seal kings when rebate makes so much more money in naneinf strategies

you have to convert them to steel eventually anyway

[eager kettle]

If you don't need scoring you might as well make more money

[spring wing]

breakfast vibes

[jaunty citrus]

realized that this may be the better chat to post this, whoops

I am making all the balatro joker cards (combining some for space) into wplace

[urban dagger]

New joker: The Dogs Twins
Rarity: Rare
What he do: When lucky cat is upgraded, it multiplies by X3

[spring wing]

we js got them yesterday

their so tuff

[urban dagger]

So cute

[spring wing]

thanks

[weary coral]

Cause it never hurts to have so much money.

[quartz spear]

Inside my mind you lie, you see my thoughts pass by
You're staring at my soul when you look in my eyes
I know I'm out of time, can't help to ask but why
I stay awake at night to see if I'm alive
I've lost all heart and my soul
I've lost what kept me control and now it's taking a toll on me
To me it doesn't it feel right if you're not there in my life
I'm begging someone to set me free /lyr

[elder harbor]

You need to stop playing balatro if you're dreaming about it

[rose pivot]

where abouts i wanna make a giant jimbo next to them

[modern cosmos]

babies >.<

[spring wing]

i knowww

[modern cosmos]

I just realised your pfp is Maurice (I think that's how you spell it) from madagascar that's amazing

[spring wing]

wow tysm

i like shimp

[modern cosmos]

🎷🦐

[forest wagon]

rebate takes a joker slot

[barren cape]

What if no rebate

[acoustic geode]

<@&1133519078540185692> invert his jimbo

[rose pivot]

eyy

[swift sail]

legitimately think this is a new one

[rose pivot]

i witnessed the live event!

[unkempt pelican]

Not the dogs 😭

[spring wing]

yes the dogs

[acoustic geode]

Another one

<@&1133519078540185692>

[swift sail]

dj khalid dot gif

[spring wing]

?

[void bison]

WE THE BEST MUSIC

[frosty rover]

Guys how do i get the mult thingy next to my name? I dont use discord often

[regal quartz]

discodr täg

[frosty rover]

Do you need nitro for that?

Oh nvm

[acoustic geode]

No

[frosty rover]

Found it

Thanks cha

Chat

[regal quartz]

not nitro requiremente

必要がない

yes

[maiden kayak]

are we getting a sneak peak on the 2026 update for New year's? 🥺

[slender knoll]

new challenge deck

863 eternal jimbos

864 joker slots

[undone warren]

haiii balatrocord

[simple ore]

hi

[slender knoll]

This Joker Was Built For Plasma Deck Only

+5000 chips
Removes all mult at the end of scoring

[undone warren]

hru??

[echo echo]

guys

balatro gba edition?

[opal tapir]

"just play pairs"

space joker is underrated

[golden latch]

The best and worst joker fr

I've had runs where he never hit once

[waxen geyser]

happy birthday lebron

[celest berry]

HOPIUM HAS WORKED

[bold yacht]

yoooooo

do we know if it is vr like half life 2?

[strange gale]

WAIT SHOW ME HOW

[sharp bison]

that would be really funny if that just about dosent win ante 8

[sharp cliff]

13 🥀

[prime bough]

DD/MM/YYYY format

[sharp cliff]

so in 14 days?

sure

[exotic sparrow]

how it feels to spread misinformation

[glass kiln]

its insane how much i underestimated pairs

[timid cedar]

second most consistently drawable hand, synergies with an absurd amount of jokers, works with most scaling jokers, enables 'held in hand' abilities more than other hands (bar high card)

[slender knoll]

to just about not win ante 8, assuming not blue or black deck with no hand vouchers or troubadour on white stake, you would need 6240 jimbos, not counting for violet vessel

assuming no hand levels

and exactly one chip

actually let me account for that

[sharp bison]

LOL

I love that

[slender knoll]

let me average the chip values for a hand

[sharp bison]

althought ofc that wouldnt be a hard challenge

as you have 1 slot

and something as simple as a planet card could make you win

[slender knoll]

on average you get rounding to 35 chips a hand

so accounting for that

actually I won't do average

I'll do flush five chips

[slender knoll]

since it's a challenge deck

bans all planets

[sharp bison]

tarots?

death for example

spectrals

and again, jokers

[slender knoll]

it bans lucky and mult cards, all editions, and wheel of fortune

it also bans all mult jokers

actually you know what this is jokerless except for the jimbos you are given

this is designed to be impossible

you actually need 35 jimbos to just barely not be able to win ante 8

[sharp bison]

yeah ok

[sharp bison]

chips /j

[slender knoll]

_ _

[sharp bison]

/j means a joke

[burnt field]

FIRST EVER WIN

GRAHHHH

[slender knoll]

good job :3

[lilac forge]

where'd you find this? I need to find the website you got it from

pleaaaseeee

[slender knoll]

the 10 in a royal flush just kinda there

[shy dove]

i think its made up

[lilac forge]

I looked it up, there's websites n' stuff saying that it's coming out in the beginning of 2026.

[glass kiln]

negative eternal bus but on first ante so im broke 🥺

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🔦

[warped laurel]

ً

ِ

[obtuse patio]

I love Yorick (first time playing with him)

[true cloud]

"you are a pirate!"

[sharp bison]

interesting username

[junior marten]

in the github page for almanac (discontinued obv.) they put in the desc. "you can still find the download link in the official balatro discord or the cryptid discord." so..?

[timid cedar]

if you're asking for the download link, look for it in #1209506514763522108, probably there somewhere

[sharp cliff]

no it does not exist

anywhere

the github is way old

[junior marten]

..i just found the 0.08 modpack IN MY DOWNLOADS

UNTOUCHED

[junior marten]

look at the message above 🙂

maybe it does exist somewhere

[sharp cliff]

no

it literally does not

there are a lot of people that have it

but you cannot attain it anymore anywhere

unless someone is willing to give it to you

which people usually aren't

[junior marten]

it exists on me computah

[sharp cliff]

I think i might have it

[sharp cliff]

ok

but i tried to purge as much of it as i could from my computer

because it's so terrible

[junior marten]

aaand broke the game 😄

[autumn oxide]

Im new

[elder depot]

hi new

[autumn oxide]

Bro

[viral blaze]

god

i hate this game

ok next round

[autumn oxide]

@everyone i want a egegg rn

Egg*

[outer bay]

Very Jimbo...

[subtle raptor]

im libellant

[undone warren]

first yellow deck win GGGGG

[steep vortex]

Gg

[undone warren]

this was the build btw, green joker reaches +62 Mult without losing any

[steep vortex]

Green Joker deck?

[undone warren]

yeah lol

this is also my best scoring build so far so like

yeah

gotta sleep now

[steep vortex]

Its good

[steep vortex]

Bye :b

[undone warren]

any joker is good in the right place ngl

that what I like about balatro :>

[steep vortex]

True

But it also depends on the seeds

_>

[timber cradle]

hi

how do you reload into your most recent game?

[strong prairie]

if it's gone it's gone man

[timber cradle]

no its not

Im on a game right now

[strong prairie]

then what does "reload" mean in this context? 🤔

[timber cradle]

is there a way to save the game and resume it after quitting

[strong prairie]

Oh

the game auto-saves after (almost) every action you take

you don't have to worry about quitting out, you can do so at any time

[timber cradle]

Can I just go to main menu and resume it

[strong prairie]

yeah

[timber cradle]

or can i actually close the game

[strong prairie]

either way is fine

[timber cradle]

alr

bedankt

[strong prairie]

graag gedaan 👍

[viral blaze]

beautiful

[tulip fulcrum]

one of the most random build i've ever gotten

i found seltzer

could it be any good?

[rough fog]

If you have anything with X mult on your cards yeah sure

[tulip fulcrum]

it didn't last much longer

unlucky

but that was so random

[rough fog]

Fair

What stake you on?

[tulip fulcrum]

i was green stake with yellow deck

can you explain to me what the credit card actually does?

[neon wren]

allows you to spend down to $-20. -40 with 2, etc

[tulip fulcrum]

i don't get it

[twin lion]

lets you spend money that you dont have at that moment

like a credit card

[tulip fulcrum]

ohh

so it's lowk useful sometimes

[twin lion]

you can go into debt (up to -$20)

[twin lion]

yeah

[tulip fulcrum]

i might taking it more now

[twin lion]

like, say you dont have enough money to buy a bp but theres a credit card there

so you can buy the bp

[tulip fulcrum]

cinema

[twin lion]

you shouldnt go into debt btw

[tulip fulcrum]

i know

but like

seems useful sometimes

[twin lion]

it is

[deep saddle]

photochad x bluestorm polycule yuri

[obsidian sphinx]

yeah

[icy lotus]

WHAT IS THIS HYBRID RUN

[outer bay]

Silly!
We love 50/50s!

[icy lotus]

i decided to go the baron route

[outer bay]

😋

[icy lotus]

and uhhh

[outer bay]

Balatro...

[icy lotus]

cavendih

[outer bay]

the dish

[icy lotus]

this is absurd

[woven knoll]

how do i convince my friend to play the game i only ask cause he loves slay the spire

[vagrant nova]

@ gwynne_16879 from this server is trying to scam me

[timid cedar]

dm pics to a mod

[tepid torrent]

force him

[wind fjord]

ts so peak

[next current]

bro

i thought i rerolled the boss

genuinely ending my shit

unless someone here can be a necromancer and solve ts

go right ahead big dawgs

runs dead

[wind fjord]

wth is happening

huh??

[zenith gull]

Why is joker joker balala so laggy on my laptop

[limpid tree]

it's so over...........

or was it?

pair gaming

[proud kindle]

jonlking jimbos

hows evyerone doing

[vivid basin]

Does anyone wanna play Balatro Online?

[next current]

ask #⚙・modding-general

[next current]

look at this lil fella have you seen him hes a egg with lil sunglasses

[proud kindle]

sick

[empty rock]

balatro buddies, happy almost new year

my new year’s resolution is to play more balatro cause i suck

[sharp cliff]

my new year's resolution is to play more balatro because i spend more time working on my balatro mods

[boreal niche]

does anyone have any tips for the challenges 🥺 i'm VERY new...

[hexed canyon]

Yall ever listen to music

[sturdy gyro]

Is there any particular challenge you struggle with?

[boreal niche]

no not really i just don't gaf about completing them

[sturdy gyro]

Most challenges are straight forward and can be done in a couple attempts I can tell you that. It's the final 3 that are evil.

Wait no, I did not read your response right

It's fine if you don't feel like completing them. If you want to push yourself to do them, tell yourself "Do an attempt or two and see how you feel from there.". That's my method

[somber oasis]

You’ve 100% All joker stickers but are very new?

[boreal niche]

Yessss im very new im very noob sadly

[somber oasis]

But you have c++?

[wanton steeple]

Next time just play a random highcard the +/x mults will appear and u can just organize from there

[signal creek]

Chat

Today is the last day

[boreal niche]

OUGHHHHHH

[next ivy]

[next ivy]

😂🫵🏻

Couldn't happen to me especially on ante 1(happened too many times,)

[undone warren]

relatable

[undone warren]

the riff raffening

[twin lion]

the riff is raffening it

[undone warren]

guys, I may not have a brain, but I have an idea

[tulip fulcrum]

got this run wile going for the "you get what you get" achievement without rolling the shop once, insane

and winning without ever going over 4 jokers (i started with painted deck white stake)

[twin lion]

also i wonder why server chat basically became game discussion 2

theres like nothing outside of balatro in server chat

[tulip fulcrum]

type shi

[undone warren]

bro I just got a lucky card to trigger the 20$ twice yet I only seen wheel of fortune trigger once in my 10+ hours playing xd

[twin lion]

dont think you can

also can't discuss mobile modding here

#📜・modding-rules

[wraith pier]

oh, sorry about that

[fringe cape]

Hi

[distant quarry]

Happy new years from Australia

[prisma idol]

Yoooo another Australian

[slender knoll]

why does trousers activate for two pair and not just pair

you don't say "check out this new two pair of pants"

[vernal tartan]

Trouser leg too big for one pair

[icy lotus]

what

excuse me

[vernal tartan]

what

[icy lotus]

this is "technically seeded"

[boreal niche]

what's the first word of the joker

[icy lotus]

bc earlier

i played this run on checkered decj

[slender knoll]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[icy lotus]

and wanted to play it on erratic

[slender knoll]

thanks

[icy lotus]

so its technically seeded

[modern cosmos]

Hello teto!

[twin lion]

what is this plasma deck heaven

[gaunt stump]

Balala

[icy lotus]

Te-Te-Te-Te-Teto

[icy lotus]

gyattlatro

[icy lotus]

holy shart btr fan

[twin lion]

holy shit

[modern cosmos]

Teto what are your thought on garten of banban

[icy lotus]

small world

[icy lotus]

[modern cosmos]

Good heavens

[twin lion]

btr is so goated

[icy lotus]

this should be in #🃏・off-topic

this aint balatro

[twin lion]

wait whats the point of server chat if it isnt general

[icy lotus]

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🥳

[icy lotus]

@twin lion how do we have so much in common

first of all

one shot 🔥

[twin lion]

im scared

[icy lotus]

same thing for @modern cosmos

[slender knoll]

i hate superposition and delayed gratification

[modern cosmos]

I honestly dont knthe difference between #🎙・server-chat and #🕹・game-discussion

[twin lion]

i hate oneshot it scarred me twice

[modern cosmos]

I have both muted but occasionally check in

[acoustic geode]

Game discussion more active

[icy lotus]

@modern cosmos i will find your location

[twin lion]

i spent like 15 mins in final tower on my first playthrough

[modern cosmos]

I’ve only played a tiny bit of omori, outer worlds and ddlc so no spoilers pwease

[icy lotus]

so

[twin lion]

i hate ddlc it scarred me 3 times

[icy lotus]

monika fires up the school

[twin lion]

especially the knife scene...

[icy lotus]

she made tomato sauce

[twin lion]

i havent been the same since

[twin lion]

IT TURNS BLACK AS TIME PASSES

[icy lotus]

then its spoiled

[twin lion]

oh

[icy lotus]

[twin lion]

ryo!

ryo yamada!

[icy lotus]

ok teto gotta go

in conclusion

[slender knoll]

what do hologram and smeared joker have in common

🎤

who invited the music notes

[light lava]

synergy final boss here

[glass wharf]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[light lava]

what the hell these fkers here too

[acoustic geode]

A lot of them

[fathom minnow]

🔫

[slender knoll]

people who have the calendar what joker is april

[sacred shell]

a y o

[obsidian sphinx]

the balatra

[radiant portal]

I plan on getting a microsd card for my steam deck

[raw saddle]

I finally beat Black Deck on gold stake

What a way to end the year

I'm so happy, this shit took so long

This was the build, opening trib on a mega arcana pack by skipping R1 blind made this all possible. Then went on to get Rental Buskin. Later found the Photochad combo and thats what all made this happen

[swift trellis]

my eyes have been opened i love wee joker now

[swift trellis]

insane run lowkey

[jagged anchor]

So lucky today

[slim junco]

cooked

idk what to remove

[marble moth]

nothing black

seed?

[slim junco]

gone

sorry i didnt see you're message

[edgy lava]

You should get 1tb or above, you won't regret it

[slim junco]

guys

plz help

what should i get

no enhanced cards in deck rn

playing stragihts a-10

[edgy lava]

I would sell mine for six sense

Mime

[tulip fulcrum]

what a run this was

[worn plover]

👋

[tulip fulcrum]

the holy grail of jokers all before ante 5

[pallid mulch]

hi all! i've played one run and am quitting forever so my winrate on balatro can be 100% B)

did i do good?

[slim junco]

yall showman or raised fist

ante 1

or does it just
not matter

[tulip fulcrum]

i mean

raised fist for scoring

[tulip fulcrum]

i lost this run on ante 11 cuz the cards trolled me and didn't gave me another spade card✌️✌️✌️✌️

[real copper]

as jimbo said, you aced it

anyways im guessing you had a wee joker run

but also odd todd?

[autumn oxide]

Im new to balatro

[radiant portal]

Found these bananas in San Miguel
Are these Gros Michel

[pallid mulch]

?

[pallid mulch]

?

[warped laurel]

If a person who can see the future plays chess against a person who can read minds
who would win?

[wide lagoon]

happy new year chat!

[severe forge]

Dear moderators,

[solemn elm]

You don't have nitro liar

[severe forge]

🤫

[echo echo]

is this a good joker?

[radiant portal]

More Gros Michels in San Miguel

[echo echo]

gba balatro works 👍👍

[elfin flame]

juggler

just got yorick,lol

[elfin flame]

back to back

[white sky]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[elfin flame]

f

two neg baron, never been so happy

[signal oracle]

Weed Grimbo

[elfin flame]

f

[graceful grotto]

Happy new year

[wind silo]

i fucking hate the plant

[neon wren]

shouldn't you be fine?

[elfin flame]

no mime

bad luck ig

[neon wren]

I also put an extra king too. that's a big chunk of score

[elfin flame]

i had 4

2 neg kigs and 2 blueprints

[neon wren]

ya, that's barely a million with 4 baron, 4 kings in hand

[elfin flame]

yeah

[strange gale]

please i beg you show me how

[unkempt pelican]

does he know?

[daring heath]

i finally beat gold stake

[brave ridge]

Happy New Year 🎊🎆🎈

[dapper sleet]

For the uk time zone happy new year 🎉🎉🎉

[frosty rover]

Happy new year my gmt+1 people

[inland arch]

New best for the end of 2025 !!

[radiant storm]

Happy new year yall ✌️🥹

[primal torrent]

also Happy new year

[urban dagger]

Happy new year! May this year bring you as many blue prints as possible in the shop!

[hearty owl]

1 Year with Balatro lets go!

[last wasp]

HAPPY NEW YEAR GAMBLERS

[marble monolith]

happy new year jonklers

[vital ferry]

Happy new year everyone

[proud kindle]

hi jimbos

it is not the new year

yall are liars

[grand nebula]

happy new year matess

[tame mango]

First time getting goofy numbers!

[native vine]

happy new year to people in utc +0 and above

[twilit sphinx]

Happy New Year to all XD

[coral pebble]

yay more stickers

[velvet aurora]

happy new year balatro community

[sharp cliff]

baron and idol is wild on gold stake wtf

[coral pebble]

Baron was useful
But I took idol because he didn't serve much purpose and I had the run guaranteed at that point

[sharp cliff]

useful gold stake baron

dang

[white sky]

happy balanew year for everyone

[coral pebble]

My new years resolution is uh

unseeded naneinf and C++

Ion fw challenges tho

[sick vessel]

Happy new years!

[mint ridge]

Happy new yeah

[coral pebble]

My main issue now is

Next soul is a guaranteed Perkeo

What am I supposed to do with Perkeo

[forest wagon]

uhh, anything

[icy lotus]

help

[sharp pendant]

Ante 69 😭

[icy lotus]

mr bones did this to me

[sharp pendant]

I'm fucking livid

Two legendaries but nothing useful

In ante two no less

[icy lotus]

canio and trading card 🤤

[dark sorrel]

oops all 6s is objectively the best joker in the game.

[worn plover]

👋

[slow wyvern]

Hey btw, what are we expecting in the 1.1 update (I’m not asking when it’ll be done, just if it’s new bosses, new jokers, etc)

[acoustic geode]

New jokers
Jokers rework
Blue stake rework

Probably more

[slow wyvern]

Thanks!

[solemn spear]

Happy new year

[elder plover]

New year 🥳

[ivory cloak]

Feli año nuevo mi gente

[bitter flame]

Banana?

[outer bay]

Banbana

Garden of Banbanas

[quaint apex]

guys do I buy balatro on PC?

I;m playing on apple arcade

[earnest gust]

hola amigos

que opinan acerca de mis estadísticas o como se diga

[coral pebble]

Esas no son estadísticas

[fringe fox]

happy new year guys

[granite moth]

happy new year!

[restive dawn]

Happy New Year yall!

[unkempt pelican]

Happy New Years!!

[strong turtle]

HAPPY NEW YEAR. KEEP GAMBLING

[wanton ember]

Happy new year!

And now…

LETS GO GAMBLING

[rich pewter]

yesss

[supple dew]

Happy New Year!

[leaden tide]

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🎊

[royal mantle]

Happy new year everyone

[rotund crypt]

Happy New Year everyone!

In the meantime, may I wish you in advance every happiness for the New Year. If it’s anything like the old one, I, for my part, would sooner consign it to the devil.

Salut.

Your
Karl Marx.

[hollow spindle]

Happy new year

[cerulean lotus]

Happy New Year

[vast marsh]

Happy new year balatrin

[empty rock]

id say my balatro year was pretty productive

i got 4 more decks to complete before c+..

one of my new year’s resolutions is to get c++

[digital tinsel]

Happy new years!!!!!!!!

[tidal bloom]

Its been a year since ive showered

[quasi sapphire]

crazy work

[past sluice]

2 years for me 💪

[turbid ermine]

merry chrismas

[turbid ermine]

no thanks, i already have a girlfriend

i feel like that came out wrong

[unkempt pelican]

Yeah the meme should say: see that dude there? Snipe ‘em

[idle salmon]

Happy new year

[flint copper]

Never turn down arrow sex

[fringe cape]

dhu

[tawny lichen]

happy new year or something like that

im getting a jimbo plush heh

[light lava]

do natural eternal legendary jokers exist?

[light lava]

🔥🔥

[tawny lichen]

i dont think so unc

[unkempt pelican]

A legendary can’t be normally eternal because it has to be in a shop etc to get the eternal nor do legendary joker get the eternal perishable or rental

Stickers

[light lava]

i ser

see*

[tawny lichen]

perishable yorick ☠️

those who know

[unkempt pelican]

A legendary joker can be eternal on one of the challenge decks

[tawny lichen]

can we really call that natty unc

[unkempt pelican]

There one that turns your jokers eternal after 4 antes

[light lava]

ohh wait ya

[round citrus]

Hello

[cursive badger]

if you say so

[chilly mulch]

oh boy i sure do love that mechanic where you destroy one random card in your hand and get two enhanced aces

best mechanic in the game

localthunk make a game where you only destroy one random card in your hand and get two enhanced aces

[stable geyser]

Pretty sure it’s like the least used spec in the game

Not a lot of things you can do with aces unless it’s a chip build

[chilly mulch]

fuck you i love destroy one random card in your hand and get two enhanced aces

[stable geyser]

I like it when I have odd Todd

[chilly mulch]

i like

the

graduate guy

[stable geyser]

You mean scholar?

[chilly mulch]

yeah

the ace guy

i love aces

i also like spiraly guy

[ivory tide]

._. DNA ?

[chilly mulch]

the other spiralyguy

but i like dna too

the one with those squares

[stable geyser]

Playing card?

[ivory tide]

Ohhh, Fibonnaci

XD Spiralyguy

[stable geyser]

Oh yeah that makes sense since it does score ace

[ivory tide]

I mean, "squares" was the clue for me

I had to open the collection to figure out 😂

[cerulean sundial]

Did I just find a balatro reference in my Cyberpunk? What the sigma

"Jim B" ok

[tawdry sundial]

I wonder when my Balatro calendar is gonna arrive, I placed an order on Dec 22

[zealous linden]

happy new year you all

[cerulean sundial]

happy new year

[pallid lava]

collab

[cerulean sundial]

cool

[fiery vessel]

why is my turtle bean bug not working am i doing something wrong

[prisma idol]

It's debuffed

I think that's the problem

[fiery vessel]

uh, yea. that's the bug iirc. if crimson debuffs turtle bean, you go back to the main menu and back to the game, you'll have a permanent increase in hand size.

or am i doing something wrong

[fiery vessel]

https://youtu.be/lhaQILuY2TA?si=wFhI2vPptyfJh0eV

[urban dagger]

I think it a trick, not a bug

[tardy hound]

happy new year boys

[bold yacht]

When you get a brainstorm but its holo so you cant hex it 😭

I mean either way im not complaining

[worn plover]

👋

[bold yacht]

This has got to be the strangest way I have won

Almost no mult lol

[acoustic geode]

Supernova is a lot of mult

[midnight orchid]

interesting stuff 😭

[real copper]

pair supremacy

[viral blaze]

whats the best joker order here

[soft frost]

Soooo are big reports just being ignored?

Been waiting for feedback on a big i reported like a week ago

[rose pivot]

brother

it’s christmas

give them a break

[shy dove]

hi, the game is finished. the developer has no reason to continue working on the game now that it is done unless he wants to, and he does, but he's also working on an update that's taking its own time

whether he fixes it or not doesn't matter to anyone but you since you seem to be the only one that bothered by it anyways

[bold yacht]

Average round 3 shop

aw damn what do I take here

[soft frost]

Not even sure it's a bug. Just don't know where else to ask about it and it just kinda blows that balatro will not work.

Also it doesn't seem like the timing on any of the recently submitted bug reports matters. There's a thread from yesterday that has 260 comments already. Forgive me for wondering why mine has been ignored for a week. I waited a week and all I got was two bug emojis. Like.... bro what does that even do?

[forest wagon]

you might be mistaking the main mobile bug thread for a generic bug post 😄

[vernal tartan]

Swag if I’ve ever seen it

[noble light]

what 😭

yesterday i was in a 1v1 with a friend and i had a bloodstone deck with like 4 red seal king of hearts, and i got a soul, i sold bloodstone hoping for a trib and i hit it 🔥

my avg score per hand went from 500k to 250 million 😭 😭

[bold yacht]

mb I meant multi

[brittle oasis]

Pair so goated

[bold yacht]

@hasty phoenix

[brittle oasis]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[bold yacht]

oh I didnt know that was pingable

[brittle oasis]

It is just use it correctly and it's finr

[bold yacht]

Yeah I know, I just pinged the first mod on the list but thats better

[elder harbor]

Mone

[small crest]

The age old question

And the answe is TRIB🗣🗣🗣

[forest wagon]

correct

[small crest]

The answer is baron🗣

Nah nvm, every run can be baron mime not every run can be trib

[noble light]

what is this rng 😭

[bold yacht]

the run I am on rn:

[dapper sleet]

Just found out my math teacher played balatro
He made us calculate a baron mime run to see if it's naneinf

[proper tartan]

Happy Balatro Year y'all

[worn plover]

👋

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🎆

[tardy briar]

It’s 2026 now, how much longer till the update

[opal tapir]

straight flush build ^^

[south jackal]

ok bro you won

(was lazy to go endless and turn whole deck into stone, this was just 8 ante)

[random haven]

Alexa, play THE WALL

[royal field]

Hi at all

[bold yacht]

Well that was a strange run

[polar hill]

give me a negative copy of a consumable pls perkeo

[neon torrent]

make balala free

[obtuse ridge]

Only a lil bit of money

[spice pollen]

Anyone know where I can find all the jokers and tarot and planet and spectral cards and everything else because I wanna make it in Minecraft

[autumn yarrow]

in the collection ?

[spice pollen]

I may or may not have the money to buy the game

So where do I find it without the game

That’s the entire reason I’m building it in mc

[shell moss]

I’ve now completed red, yellow and ghost decks on gold stake!!

[left glade]

i'm trying to do the anaglyph on gold stake

But i'm stuck on orange

[shell moss]

You’ve got this!!!! What’s been the general strats that have worked for you with that deck?

[left glade]

Honestly, I’m just waiting for a good blind to skip, like one that gives a negative Joker. This deck doesn’t really need much strategy

[shell moss]

[left glade]

But this and ghost deck are my favorites

[shell moss]

Ghost is fun but sometimes it forgets it’s ghost deck and u get like no spectral

[left glade]

photochad is the best

[shell moss]

Blueprint loves me

[elder harbor]

Add chicot and free win

[drowsy sentinel]

my most used joker is blueprint

brainstorm is like 4th

spare trousers is 2nd

and the duo is 3rd

somehow

[left glade]

i cant use spare trousers... i have a problem

with flush

[drowsy sentinel]

my highest money is 20k

most played hand is two pair

followed by pair

best win streak is 73

[left glade]

showman my beloved

[ivory tide]

Gettin closer and closer to completionist ++

[ivory tide]

Where runner

[bold yacht]

the run finished

[empty geyser]

i m on my way to end my 2nd deck on golden stake

[noble light]

gang my rng is ASS 😭 u just need a bit of deck fixing, swap out trading card, ice cream and drunkard and ur good to go, also up high card as much as possible

[ivory tide]

Photochad gigachad

[proper spear]

first of all, you should get the game
second, https://balatrowiki.org is a place where you can find all of that

[spice pollen]

Im to poor

[ivory tide]

Game is too good for such "poor" excuses B)

[spice pollen]

Also it will be more rewarding to win in Minecraft

[proper spear]

lmao

[ivory tide]

W8, what exactly are u trying to recreate in MC ? Pixel arts or the game itself ?

[spice pollen]

The cards and the restore to make it work

Also all in survival

[ivory tide]

And by "work" u mean ?

[spice pollen]

I can play it

[ivory tide]

In MC ? Well... that would take some SERIOUS redstone, GL then

[spice pollen]

Thanks

[untold cove]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[left glade]

Does anyone have any idea what to do with these Jokers

[cyan wraith]

Try to go for stuff that triggers comedian and Fibonacci? Perkeo does perkeo things, and maybe hanging man a couple jacks for canio.

I think 2, 3, and 5 trigger both

[left glade]

What should i sell?

Please, i need help

[cyan wraith]

Comedian maybe? Because if you get a legendary you probably aren’t playing 2s

[rose pivot]

pretty sure that is literally impossible

[cyan wraith]

Swashbuckler is a keep with 3 legendaries, the other 2 probably can go, it’s a question of now or later

[rose pivot]

it took years to make even a simple addition calculator

[left glade]

now i have perko canio and triboulet

[cyan wraith]

I guess now perkeo for deaths and fools, and go for kings, pray for a baron

Honestly the baron probably isn’t even necessary

Full house/five of a kind kings and queens should carry you

[left glade]

I ended up selling Swashbuckler by accident, but now I’m running Pareidolia, Fibonacci, Canio, Perkeo, and Triboulet. Is there any specific strategy I should go for?

[alpine vault]

This is the greatest Purple Seal of my life

[cyan wraith]

Perkeo a hanging man and hang your lowest cards, boost canio, once you have few cards, sell the paredoilia go for five of a kind /flush 5 kings using Perkeo

[left glade]

my canio 21x, thats enough?

[spice pollen]

Well not all will be in mc I’ll keep score on paper and to find effects of jokers I’ll go on the wiki or memorize it but things like boss blinds being picked and cards or tarot packs, etc I’ll use like dropper shufflers

So not fully in mc but almost fully

[left glade]

sell pareidolia?