🎙・server-chat

[high palm]

happy thanks giving everyone

hope you have a great day

[abstract topaz]

Wild

[livid crow]

Im tired boss

[cloud umbra]

fantastic I also just got it a few days ago

[cloud umbra]

what was your last joker?

[livid crow]

Mr bones

Also I dunno if I was just lucky

But I was getting the jokers I needed every 5 -6 games or so

I just got lucky with perkeo, which was my 3rd last, and I was getting hit the road (2nd last) more often

[livid crow]

Yours?

[mossy shell]

That’s official?

[cloud umbra]

not kidding, same. mr bones

some of my other my last ones were also rough gem and seltzer

[livid crow]

Achievement says .6% players

How many got this achievement?

[abstract furnace]

.6%

[strong prairie]

no spoilers?

[livid crow]

Welp time to complete Slay the Spire 🏃🏃🏃💀

[slow lily]

Hi

[wicked wagon]

Are the mods aware that has a typo in its name?

"Blatro"

[abstract furnace]

am i the only one who thinks abstract looks like a chicken head

[royal lance]

nah youre not

[magic stag]

I have a Problem with this game

[royal lance]

what problems?

[magic stag]

I am thinking about it all of the time

Trying for my first +12 ante run

[royal lance]

so?

[magic stag]

Problems (jokingly)

It’s too much fun

[royal lance]

i agree

[timid cedar]

They are aware, they brought it back after we all revolted (I think I was the only one really vocal about it)

[compact stump]

does anyone know abt a web or app to do jokers or pixel thingys?

like pixel art

[slim junco]

most ppl use aseprite for pixel art

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🦃

[slim junco]

🐔

[ivory tide]

Definition of pain

[pure smelt]

ms paint

[somber nebula]

Or when it’s without perishable but you can’t afford it

[agile tapir]

Hello server chat

[dull solstice]

SHE JOKLER

[vast forum]

Thank you

Anywho this has to be the weirdest set I ever used to win

Like I was about to sell The Family before I got lv.7 Four of a kind

[novel fjord]

Happy Thanksgiving balalacord

[rain marlin]

never play black deck

[neon torrent]

just sell the black deck for $5 bro

[neon torrent]

u have been playing balatro for 11 hours

is that what will happen to me if I buy balatro

[desert peak]

Quick question, how many uncommon jokers are there? I want to try and get every negative uncommon with the cola strategy.

[acoustic geode]

A lot

[somber meteor]

uhh more than 5 definitely

[strong prairie]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Uncommon_Jokers

[somber meteor]

64

[stray owl]

pain 😭

[strange gale]

credit card in the buffon pack

[novel fjord]

I fell asleep with it open

[flint copper]

Playing balatro in your sleep is crazy

[novel fjord]

I was playing multiplayer with my gf but we moved to the bedroom yk forgot to close it

[vast raft]

What

[somber meteor]

balala

[serene delta]

Yo whos main rn is owl in bird game 3

Bc i cant win one match with it man its so difficult to use

[vast raft]

What

[drifting goblet]

oh

hey guys 😁

[glacial spindle]

Balatrodle

[somber meteor]

||me when i share my balatrodle stats with an another joker||

[vivid epoch]

thoughts on me and my girlfriend’s matching backgrounds

better picture for first one

[spiral meadow]

do you guys like my jokers

[somber meteor]

that's cute

[rotund grail]

should I sell a joker for blueprint haha? I’ve got +40 on spare Trousers, x2.3 on constellation, and x1.5 on Hologram, and those last two are holographic HAHA

[somber meteor]

how tf do you have 3 slots

probably hologram

[fossil hollow]

Cruelty challenge?

[rotund grail]

yeahhh, haha it’s because of the ‘cruelty’ challenge, I’m trying to beat all of them and it’s been hell… I’ll sell hologram then

and that’s even after I already beat the no-jokers challenge

[ebon island]

My acoustic ass forgot ancient joker changes suits

Yes, I have 4 rare jokers in the second ante

[somber meteor]

oh dude i know this seed

[fierce plover]

anyone else struggle tapping on the jokers when you have too many in mobile?

[spiral meadow]

Each Canio was giving me time 11 mult

And I just kept duplicating face cards

[somber meteor]

is that htr

[fierce plover]

also, this seed is kinda insane

[somber meteor]

yeah i know this seed too

[fierce plover]

what is it than?

[somber meteor]

it's 80085

trust

[fierce plover]

its not fucking boobs

its N3W7NDN7

[somber meteor]

aw dang it

[fierce plover]

regardless there are like 6 early invis jokers

[ebon island]

What?

No you don't

There are probably billions of seeds

No chance we got the same one

[somber meteor]

mipk41m6 100%

[ebon island]

It in fact is not

The first tag was the double tag

The second tag was the rare joker tag

[somber meteor]

literally playing that seed rn

[ebon island]

Then the buffoon pack had a blueprint and the very text tag was another rare skip tag

[somber meteor]

on purple stake

with plasma deck

[hard rover]

what is your guys favorite joker?

[somber meteor]

rude the bus

[hard rover]

mine is dusk, not only because retriggers are goated but also because the art is really pretty

[somber meteor]

only rare jokers and jumbo specteal packs show up

fun seed ngl

[delicate phoenix]

Bangin midnight snack

[hallow venture]

I just installed balatro in pc

First run:

Nat negative blueprint dude

[hallow venture]

Yummy!

[somber meteor]

i just installed balatro guys is this good?

[hallow venture]

Ancient joker 100%

[hallow venture]

FUCK YOU MEAN ANTE 5?

[hallow venture]

Flush my beloved

[hard rover]

i'm kinda meh on ancient joker

[hallow venture]

I was also

[somber meteor]

gay stuntman brainstorm license and neg stuntman and dna not much

[hallow venture]

But i gave it a chance and it changed my life

[hallow venture]

DAMN

[hard rover]

mainly because to be consistent you need wild cards and with wilds you have 4 suit boss blinds to worry about instead of just one, especially if you don't have retcon

[hallow venture]

I also love smeared joker

[hallow venture]

Nah

[hard rover]

i'd rather play for bloodstone + dice like a true gambler... unfortunately I always find a way to get only one of them

[hallow venture]

Just do a lot of glass, lucky, etc on different suits and thats all

[hallow venture]

OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT BLOODSTONE

Idk if i like it more than ancient joker

[formal quartz]

heliotrope is better in my opinion

[hallow venture]

What was that? I dont remember

I speak spanish and i recently started playing balareo on english

[hard rover]

I like deck building a lot so I'd rather go for wild cards... also because I always get fucked over by my inability to draw the suit I need so I prefer consistency

[hallow venture]

Just be lucky

Brutal

[formal quartz]

bloodstone

[hallow venture]

Oh

[hard rover]

I've tried... until my bloodstone procs ZERO TIMES and I die because of it (that has happened on THREE OCCASIONS by the way)

[hallow venture]

I also said bloodstone its one of my favs XD

[hallow venture]

Skill issue🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Its like 4:30 am where i live and im sleepy af

Im going to sleep gang

See yall later

[hard rover]

Or sometimes it pulls this and hits on like every one. I love the most reliable joker bloodstone

[hard rover]

Gn!

[formal quartz]

i only use bloodstone when i had the dice or something repeat the cards

[umbral oasis]

crazy eternal pull

[deft marlin]

I was looking for information and this came up lol

[somber meteor]

song by balatro? like john balatro?

[sand leaf]

Pichula

Viva chile

Si o no mi sangano

Marino

K xiu

[worldly canyon]

are you sock? cuz you making me buskin

[formal quartz]

mi chile hermoso

[somber meteor]

what the hell is modding chat even about

[flint copper]

I think Rice Shower would solo Blueprint

Heck, Haru Urara solos the balatroverse

[cloud umbra]

I love big rocket

[old ocean]

what is the spectral deck, im new to game

[neon sentinel]

😎

[old ocean]

yo w i got blueprint tribulet at ante3 and got 4.9b

[neon sentinel]

[cloud umbra]

it starts you with a hex spectral card and allows spectral cards to appear in the shops alongside everything else without having to only be in packs

[old ocean]

whoaaaa thats very op

[cloud umbra]

it's a very fun one

[old ocean]

a lot of mbile players here

[cloud umbra]

some strategies around getting naneinf score revolve around using ghost deck

I love playing both mobile and pc

[old ocean]

mobile seems laggy

and im sorta broke

[neon sentinel]

The problem is I have very good luck with the mobile version, while I have very bad luck with the PC version 🐱💔

[cloud umbra]

I haven't experienced any issues personally

[old ocean]

i have an assignment 4 weeks overdue i think im cooked

been grinding balatro

[flint copper]

You didn’t say the thing 💀

[steep sphinx]

ah give me a second

yo send this to another server

[somber meteor]

no

[steep sphinx]

rude

[flint copper]

Blueprint

more like rudeprint

[neon sentinel]

Hey guys, any news about the next update for the game?

I heard it will be released in 2026

[somber meteor]

maybe

probably

nobody knows

not even sure if local thunk knows himself

[hallow venture]

What the fuck is a bird simulator 3?

Everytime i hear about it, i feel like in a dream

I dont know if it is even real

Im confused

[somber meteor]

it's a bird simulator

3

[vivid island]

Yes
#📢・announcements message

[brisk zinc]

interesting run

[neon torrent]

straight build

[brisk zinc]

straight flush

[neon torrent]

wait straight flush?

holy

[brisk zinc]

my deck was almost entirely spades yea

sadly no seancé

[neon torrent]

checkered deck?

[brisk zinc]

nah plasma

[neon torrent]

that kinda goes crazy with the arrowhead

[brisk zinc]

yes

[somber meteor]

i don't want to be there i'm not straight

[tired lava]

I beat jokerless and all challenge runs finally 😭

game wanted me to play 3 of a kinds, so i obliged

[flint copper]

What if you’re copying runner tho

[agile tapir]

This is THE straight build

[woeful condor]

yeah there's nothing straight about this

[agile tapir]

Shortcut and four fingers is there tbf

I personally had a nice straight flush run on checkered and it wqs the first time i found use for seance lmao

[woeful condor]

i don't think you got it...

[woeful condor]

I didn't even see this what the hell is this 🙌

mf up here straighting it

[flint copper]

Shhhh

Let’s keep this niche, sis

[agile tapir]

Its peak plasma

[agile tapir]

Oh? 😭

OHHH

Yall lucky u can get texture packs

Im on playstation 💔

[woeful condor]

heh

sis

[woeful condor]

the realization

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🚁

[agile tapir]

Im riding the bus

[flint copper]

it’s cause I’m gay, not because I’m misgendering you

[agile tapir]

You misgendered them?

I dont even know whats happening now

[flint copper]

Pretty sure mooncat is a guy

Yeah

[hallow venture]

Whatissapp

[somber dove]

black decks sucks man im hardstuck on orange stake rn

[somber meteor]

whattsapp

[inland arch]

I'm flushed

[somber meteor]

i have a pair of

legs

[real vapor]

only few more jokers 😭😭

[tiny sphinx]

We belive in u

[woeful condor]

not like i minded anyways lol

[woeful condor]

affirmative

quite fruity tho so like whatever

[woeful condor]

how does this affect the lore

[vapid gulch]

YESSS HE CAME!

[median crest]

Yo

got any tips?

bruh lmao

[forest wagon]

tips for what

[pastel ledge]

What should i focus on using a plasma deck

[forest wagon]

get alot of chips

in low stakes you dont need anything else

[quasi wolf]

chips early
transition to +mult and Xmult later

[fading kelp]

who got minecraft

[rapid kite]

what does a joker build like this do?

[hallow venture]

A kllto

[woeful condor]

he what

also no way dr spectred reference

[vapid gulch]

Came from the heavens to give run advice

[woeful condor]

indeed

[woeful condor]

a huh

[forest wagon]

die soon

[pastel ledge]

Bad timing for the black hole

Acrobat was just sitting there

[tight merlin]

Question for everyone: get brutally murdered, or play with green joker

[pastel ledge]

If green joker was +1 mult per card played he wouldn't get this much hate

[forest wagon]

obviously one of the best jokers

[south jackal]

insanely op, gamebreaking

almost better than egg but not quite

[somber meteor]

wdym hate

[zenith wadi]

Ask this question but with obelisk

[somber meteor]

is that pico friday night funkin

[void geyser]

hey

[somber meteor]

wuh

[void geyser]

💔💔💔💔💔

@left slate

[left slate]

hi wifeyy ^^

[verbal moth]

dude perkeo in the first shop

[void geyser]

keep yourself safe

[somber meteor]

huh

[verbal moth]

what is the posibility off perkeo in the first hop

[tawdry sundial]

what in the world am I doing

[verbal moth]

lol

[forest wagon]

you have 2 crystal ball vouchers, right?

[tawdry sundial]

no

I need to find Ectoplasm and Invisible Joker goddammit

[quasi wolf]

gay blueprints and gay vagabonds /silly

[serene delta]

Lol it’s gay because there’s rainbow therefore making it gay lol

[quasi wolf]

gay with a side of abit more gay /silly

[sacred bear]

based

[tawdry sundial]

of course Invisible shows up in a fucking Madness run

[crystal fulcrum]

I folded Balatro for Rocket League and Fortnite Duo.

The two games I am trying to play take way too much space.

[forest wagon]

riff raff in celestial pack

[surreal knoll]

That's a hard one

[desert peak]

What do I do here?

[hallow venture]

Play

[sour vale]

should i hex + ankh the golden joker lmao

oh wait wrong chat

lmfao i was gonna press to the lower chat not this

[halcyon flame]

example 1 of red card being broken

[zenith wadi]

[stable isle]

this is not a very good straight build
runner does not need to be in a build where your main hand is straights

[fathom fjord]

It’s seltzer. It’s just fucking seltzer

[frigid mist]

https://youtu.be/IwFtQMqktbs?si=zH2CotXnUUo3D5kh

[prime lance]

Bro thinks he has 4 consumable slots

[wise plaza]

I want both

[gusty mulch]

All racist people must die.

[upper elm]

replace that showman NOW

[agile tapir]

Its plasma

3 Runners and 2 holo The order's is basically a free win

[desert peak]

I have every rare joker in one game…

[lean crane]

Green joker is great

I love a good greembo run

[heavy walrus]

No. Stop. What are you doing? NO! STOP! STOOOPP!!!!

-# hex and invis joker on stencil and then ecto on blueprint

im sorry green joker but you must go

goodbye

THANK YOU WRATH LOL

[abstract furnace]

negative seltzer looking kinda lit

[blissful geode]

Got an E on a balatro copy o. Roblox 😂✌️

[strange gale]

better than normal balatro 🙏

[blissful geode]

Balatro premium

[deft beacon]

peakalatro

i remember my first experience with balatro was on roblox too

[blissful geode]

My first experience was the actual bal, I only play the roblox version when I can’t use my pc

[somber meteor]

0

legendaries never appear in the shop

[blissful geode]

Where is brainstorm

[somber meteor]

is that akita neru

[blissful geode]

*phone sounds

[somber meteor]

omg neru i love you

[blissful geode]

I love you too blueprint

[tawdry sundial]

When I first knew of Seltzer, I wasn't familiar with the word and the Joker image made me think it was a cleaning product

It clearly has a spraying nozzle, but you actually drink it

[rapid hill]

Nothing just people with skill issue

Cant use him properly

[blissful geode]

Bro why are you watching a CLOCK ✌️😭

[hearty agate]

jean implantavel...

[livid sandal]

chat whats the best deck for black stake

cause i been tryna use ghost

and its not working out

[blissful geode]

Any deck is good

You just need to know how to use it at your favor

[livid sandal]

im still pissed that i had 2 polychrome blueprints and a perkeo

[cerulean turret]

anyone know where I could find the language pack Dr Spectred plays with?

[livid sandal]

and i couldnt get anything good

[blissful geode]

Happens to the best of us

[livid sandal]

yeah but i should not have lost that run

i lowk got greedy and duped the rare joker card and spammed em

and got nothing

[tawdry sundial]

Thanks for adding nothing to the conversation!

[blissful geode]

Eh

[slender knoll]

balatro should come out with all the planet cards as merch

[tawdry sundial]

is there any wonder all the planet, tarot and spectral cards add up to 52

[slender knoll]

they should come out with all the consumables as merch in that case

one big deck

john balatro please

it's the same amount as the normal deck

blue deck backing

@ im making the company 1 balatrillion dollars rn

[mellow summit]

I’m literally the fucking goat bruh

I just beat today’s balatrodle in 2 tries

[spiral meadow]

I kept picking greedy joker first every time

And once it was greedy joker

And I got it in one go

[mellow summit]

My personal first choice is always spare trousers

[spiral meadow]

Fair

I choose a common so it either eliminates all of them or narrows it down

[slender knoll]

my first is scholar

[spiral meadow]

That's a good pick as well

Also have you ever had an invis joker hit a legendary... twice?

This run was so good

And it was on gold stake

[livid sandal]

holy

how do people get so many polychrome cards

every time i get a retrig run i cant get one

[spiral meadow]

Polychrome tags I guess

[spiral meadow]

Those canios were giving me 11x mult each

That's 1,331x mult

And I had a level 22 full house

[livid sandal]

i dont think ive gotten a canio before

[spiral meadow]

Damn

[livid sandal]

is he a unlock or what

[spiral meadow]

You get him in a soul

He's a legendary

[livid sandal]

i know

[spiral meadow]

But it's a 1 in 5 chance

I think

[livid sandal]

yeah i keep getting mr dupe

perkeo

[spiral meadow]

He's good if you get death

[livid sandal]

whos like not bad for setup but lategame he kinda falls off hard

[spiral meadow]

He's amazing with observatory

So much more mult

[livid sandal]

is that the planet thing

where u always get the planet yo uneed

[spiral meadow]

Yeah

Nah that telescope

[livid sandal]

oh is it the t2 tele

i havent gotten that yet

a lot of my runs just fizzle out at ante 11 or so

[spiral meadow]

Observatory give you 1.5 times mult if your played hand corresponds with the planet card in the consumable slot

[livid sandal]

i need to start buying the -ante -hand size one

seems good

[livid sandal]

oh so you dupe a shit ton of planet cards

and you get like a billion x

i just had a run with blueprint + 2 perkeos

full deck had red seal

[spiral meadow]

Damn

Peak

[spiral meadow]

And yes

[spiral meadow]

I can never remember the name for it

I think it's the eye or something

I like antimatter

[spiral meadow]

Also in that run I got 3 black holes in a row

Plus another

[echo vigil]

this has to be the weirdest run of mine ever

[livid sandal]

just unlocked it

like 2 runs ago

havent gotten it yet

[spiral meadow]

You know what it does?

[livid sandal]

+1 joker slot right

[spiral meadow]

Yeah

It's good on painted deck

[livid sandal]

do blanks still appear

[spiral meadow]

What do you mean?

[livid sandal]

like will i still get blank vouchers

[spiral meadow]

Yes

[livid sandal]

bruh

so now they really are useless

[spiral meadow]

It's like any other voucher

I mean not if you're trying to get liquidation

[livid sandal]

is antimatter a upgrade to blank or is it seperate

[spiral meadow]

It's the upgrade

[old pollen]

I’m on a literally legendary run

[livid sandal]

what u got

im on a legendary essay typing session rn

[spiral meadow]

Send screenshot

[livid sandal]

almost done with 1/4 PIQ

ts due monday

[spiral meadow]

Omg

Did you use invis for the tribulet

[old pollen]

Yes

[spiral meadow]

I don't think I spelt that right

[spiral meadow]

Noice

[livid sandal]

holy crazy

[old pollen]

Should I go to for the soul or play it safe and just duplicate more kings

[livid sandal]

your ec isnt great

go for the soul

oh wait nvm dont

didnt see that those 2 were eternal

[spiral meadow]

I honestly don't think you should

[old pollen]

I mean, if it’s not broken I shouldn’t fix it

[spiral meadow]

Exactly

[livid sandal]

is glass meta

[spiral meadow]

You're jokers are awesome

[livid sandal]

or is steel better

[old pollen]

I got to 8e so I’ll be fine

[spiral meadow]

Lol

[livid sandal]

chat whats up with the rares sucking

like theres a few good ones but a lot of them are butt

[lament perch]

which ones do u think are bad

[livid sandal]

vaga, obelisk, ancient, campfire, wee, stunt

obelisk pisses me off

and i hope to never unlock wee

[boreal niche]

vagabond is 4 tarots per round

just make gold cards and your money situation is sorted meanwhile you have deckfixing and enhancement making for antes at a time

incredibly strong tempo joker

obelisk scales faster than yorick and madness combined

ancient joker is the single reason flushes can be played reliably on gold stake

campfire directly converts econ to xmult and is a wincon for boss blinds like needle heart and vessel

wee is the single highest scaling +chips joker in the game

stuntman is similar to campfire being a direct win condition for struggling runs that otherwise lose to violet vessel

[old pollen]

It’s Joever

My Arch nemesis is the fucking plant

ITS NOT JOEVER

[livid sandal]

i luvvv ragebait

[empty rock]

Balatro

[old pollen]

Ok what’s the move, used the Luchador to remove the plant, what is the card order I should do to beat this?

[blissful geode]

Imagine If polychrome cards do activate while holding em on your hand?

Like one steel polychrome would do 1,25 x 1,25

[blissful geode]

Brainstorm copy trib

[old pollen]

Bro you just saved me

[steep sphinx]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0194032240 join this gartic phone

it has a bunch of people

from a different server

[somber meteor]

GAY ACE

[steep sphinx]

can you join the gartic phone

[somber meteor]

no sorry

a little busy rn

[shut patio]

Am I the bad guy if my friends wants something from me and I ask smth from then in return and when they can't get said thing they get mad at me because I won't just give them the card

[rapid hill]

No you are not

[heady sorrel]

cool phtochad combo ik

[south jay]

chotophad

[bitter steeple]

the ... technically.

[fierce plover]

no barron, no mime, but an 8 ball and 2 chads got me really easy deck fixing

i wouldve died next ante without baron mime or glass

[somber goblet]

What do i sell here?

oh well :(

[valid token]

word

[exotic sparrow]

One of the tribs

I think

[somber goblet]

mmm

prolly yeah

i just have the run on standby

since idk how counting works :/

[exotic sparrow]

so like

lets say you have a red seal

[somber goblet]

mmhmm

[exotic sparrow]

Theres the first trigger of the card, the red seal, sock and buskin, and the dusk

Thats 4 retriggers

[somber goblet]

yeah

[exotic sparrow]

You also have 3 tribs and an idol

So thats also 4

You wanna balance out your scoring

[somber goblet]

should it be equal

oh alr

[exotic sparrow]

Yes

[somber goblet]

alr tysm

[exotic sparrow]

Np

[somber goblet]

now im scoring e64 :/

nice

[shrewd shell]

Dude

Yall can play balatro online

Somehow every time I join it

It stuck on loading screen

I only play it offline

[sonic coral]

What are 4 jokers that can get passed ante 8 ?

I want to get invisible joker 💔

But no matter what I use I never get enough to win

[twin lion]

just win on painted deck

[sonic coral]

I did but I used negative cards ;-;

[ruby citrus]

win again?

[fossil crane]

earlier in the week i mentioned a minecraft mod based on balatro i was making, so heres a update on the early stages of it

you can also see the burnt joker and jimbo

[nova shore]

how it works??? better if we go to #🃏・off-topic

[rapid hill]

For me watching others is boring.

[fossil crane]

i think it just matters if the video is intresting enough

personally i play balatro way more as a toliet game rather then somthing ill sit down and play for hours

but if i see an interesting enough video idea ill watch it

[rapid hill]

I mostly watch documents or facts video but watching others play the game I have got boring. When I dont have the game for example project zomboid sure I do love watching some videos from it but when I can play it myself I will mostly play it and not watch it.

[forest wagon]

rebate, mime, hanging chad, vagabond, use some of them to find more xmult
and dont forget to level up the hand you play

[tacit oracle]

Man I need some help beating black stake

[velvet hill]

My Cavendish got extinct today

I don't know how to feel

[heady sorrel]

guys

whats the best deck to unlock rough gem and onyx agate

[velvet hill]

Zodiac deck

Already got the 2x tarot voucher

[exotic sparrow]

Probably zodiac buf its not that hard to begin with

[vast raft]

Insert luigi book gif

[languid inlet]

Yuriii :)

[vapid gulch]

my biggest campfire yet

nvm this is the biggest one

[lucid ivy]

still dont know what sold means

[nova shore]

sell

[somber meteor]

past form of sell

[lucid ivy]

ohh

what should i have for breakfast

[vapid gulch]

toast

with the plant

[ancient charm]

jimbos

do i sell an agate for the showman

[somber meteor]

red card

[ebon island]

Crying rn

At least I have one king

Bloody hell

[nova shore]

i want your seed

[ebon island]

I'll send it when I die

[ruby citrus]

it's me

[somber meteor]

and me

[ebon island]

2CV4W9JU

[ebon island]

Blueprint baron mime death ante 4

[ruby citrus]

crazy

[somber meteor]

yeah cause baron sucks early on

[exotic sparrow]

Cause baron sucks

[ruby citrus]

bro

:)

[somber meteor]

didn't want to upset mime

[olive karma]

…

[ebon island]

The only thing I'm missing is a red seal king

[boreal niche]

you're also missing 300+ dollars

[ebon island]

And a few more blueprints, brainstorms, antimatter and ecto

Do I replace DNA?

[exotic sparrow]

Probably no

[neon sentinel]

BALATRO

BALATRO

[somber meteor]

balatro

[ruby citrus]

it's me

yeah dna

[olive karma]

tragic

[ruby citrus]

it's me

oh no

[ebon island]

Credit card in the buffoon pack, loss ante 2 round 4

[ebon island]

What do I sell?

[ruby citrus]

uh mail?

[south jay]

This is relevant to this place and everything and everyone in it and I respect you for posting it.
That was not sarcasm.

[ebon island]

Where is the money Skyler?

[cerulean turret]

nah only if you cant afford it or misplay it

[exotic sparrow]

On gold stake it is

[ebon island]

What the fuck

It's tribule ):

[exotic sparrow]

Unlucky

Temperance value

[ebon island]

Holy

I found an invis 2 rerolls later

[exotic sparrow]

lets hope it hits bp or bs

wheres the temperance value, skyler?

I... I bought clearance sale

[ebon island]

IT DID

Are you fucking with me

I do need blueprints though...

Ig skip...

Oh shit

1/4=0/4

It ain't gonna hit

Indeed

Though yesterday space joker hit 5 times in a row

[exotic sparrow]

You cant buy anything right now

You need to save money and look for anti matter or ecto

[ebon island]

I know...

Although I do reroll to deck fix

I'm yet to get red seal

[exotic sparrow]

Yeah open standard packs

[ebon island]

I'm tryingg

Do I skip and hope for ecto

Or try to get antimatter

I do have blank

[exotic sparrow]

No

Look for voucher skip

You are still on ante 10

You have plenty of time

[ebon island]

WOOO BABYY

NAN INF MY WAYYY

Got ecto

Found dna

[ruby citrus]

not a number with an infinite amount of zeros

[ebon island]

The plant

I'm ending my life

Yipehia

[ruby citrus]

i hate the plant

[torn jasper]

Ankh the blueprint?

[marble monolith]

who is balatroing their balatros

[slender knoll]

meow

i think we should publicly execute the flint

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🥢

[lyric vine]

using brainstorm mod but... run is finally saved 😭

[slender knoll]

ive gotten soul a single time in my 6 hours of playing

and it was perkeo

the worst legendary for ante 8 runs

[lyric vine]

chicot makes the game too easy at the same time

seem tied for ante 8

[slender knoll]

I like chicot

way more than perkeo

[north crescent]

it could always be trib 🤮

[lyric vine]

perkeo there is like only one way to play the game, other jokers have more of a variety i feel like, trib also i guess...

is trib just a lazy version of idol, not needing much deck fixing

[north crescent]

yea still too expensive tho

[neon torrent]

idol makes you look more skilled

[lyric vine]

real 😭

[latent furnace]

john balatro

[ebon island]

Of you're suicidal sure

[somber meteor]

i had a blueprint on ante 1 couldn't afford it tho

[rapid hill]

@marble monolith him

[slender knoll]

much better than perkeo

[slender knoll]

credit card in the judgement in the emperor in the arcana pack

[low gale]

is your pfp a messed up-looking mf doom

[rapid hill]

Its from Kon Karne animation made by fan

[low gale]

ahh i see

[rapid hill]

But is it bad?

[low gale]

nah i like it

just thought it was kind of funny

[slim junco]

Buy ankh but dont use rn

[rapid hill]

Oh okay :) your pfp is very smooth and clean, I like It alot.

[low gale]

appreciate it!

[tidal echo]

card sharp

[ancient charm]

is this tuff

lost to the plant with 67 chips with 67 in my hand

[forest wagon]

the tuff part is not having glass

[forest wagon]

razor sharp

balatrodle in 2 got a little lucky

[fossil bronze]

credit card in the buffoon pack

[somber meteor]

there was nothing

[fossil bronze]

you’re literally a blueprint why do you need more

???

[weak tangle]

bestie sixes saving the game

[exotic sparrow]

have you tried the medicine drug

[zenith wadi]

Mini deck of cards

Or… a wee deck of cards

[blissful geode]

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REF

DR HOUSE

[coral pebble]

how spanish speaking balatro players feel after stacking their castle by discarding a stick:

[nova shore]

?

[coral pebble]

do you not get it

[nova shore]

no

explain

[coral pebble]

the castle stacks by discarding a certain suit

In balatro, suit translates to "palo" in spanish

palo means stick

[nova shore]

palo is more related to club than stick xd

[coral pebble]

🥀

js laugh

pls

I need this

[nova shore]

stick is more used for rama or ramita

even barra

[coral pebble]

bar

[nova shore]

"my jokes are kinda empty"

[coral pebble]

commit all 6s on your glass cards

[coral pebble]

branch

[glass temple]

how even

2/4 polychrome 😭

[lucid ivy]

oh wrong chat

[safe rain]

decent score for ante 2 I reckon

[marsh falcon]

WHAT

it's perkeo too XD

[slender knoll]

i swear soul is 30% perkeo 25% yorick 20% triboulet 15% chicot 10% canio

[vital crest]

which mod bans the spammer accounts

[bitter junco]

hi

I'm back

[limpid tree]

blue stake finished

now's onto purple

[glacial spindle]

Balatrodle

[tawdry sundial]

I think I'm finally locked into a successful Invisible Joker run! 🤞🏻

[bitter junco]

goodjob

[tawdry sundial]

Found myself in a shitty scenario again

Crimson Heart has been pretty ass to me lately, but I'm worried that I'll reroll into Violet Vessel

FUCK I REROLLED TOO MUCH

bruh IF I LOSE because of this

[tawdry sundial]

Played through the whole seed again to find out I would've rerolled into Amber Acorn. Wonderful

[prisma ridge]

Hiii people

[tawdry sundial]

I'm very much tempted to go "Bypass Restrictions" to get C++ at this point, even if it may be unethical

[prisma ridge]

I am pretty new to the game and I think I've done a good job so far

[rapid hill]

Today you got 6 wins?? Thats impressive

[prisma ridge]

I'm still struggling with plasma deck
Any tips on how I can improve

[prisma ridge]

Nah that's throughout the month

[rapid hill]

Like how many days?

Or better how long are you playing the game?

[prisma ridge]

For months
I'd say like since August

[tulip fulcrum]

bro💔💔💔💔💔

[prisma ridge]

What

[rapid hill]

And how many gold stakes you got?

[prisma ridge]

Wdym 💔

[prisma ridge]

0 :(
I'm still going for all white stakes

[eternal forge]

If you're having fun and enjoying it that's what matters

[rapid hill]

He got boss blind. The boss blind makes all cards debuffed that were played before

[tulip fulcrum]

imagine being in that situation with 0 discards, cooked

[prisma ridge]

I am having fun
Tho the other stakes are kinda tempting

And the plasma deck pisses me OFF

[rapid hill]

Thats a long way to go but surely you can do it :)

I only need to do gold stake now on 6 decks and will have c+

[prisma ridge]

Yeahh
Throwback and card sharp Lowkey got my back tho

I love these silly fellas

[rapid hill]

Throwback is how I got speedrunner achievement and card sharp was amazing for pair builds

[prisma ridge]

Whenever I see a throwback
I instantly imagine me and him dapping each other

Like he my homie fr fr

Oh btw
I had a crazy run but I could record it unfortunately

But I remember EXACTLY how it went

[rapid hill]

I always screen my wins

From first to the last

[prisma ridge]

So essentially

[rapid hill]

Photochad run? Not bad

[prisma ridge]

With a sock and buskin

And it went insane

[rapid hill]

And who is the Last joker?

[prisma ridge]

Ancient joker

[rapid hill]

Oh AJ! I love him

[prisma ridge]

So I panicked during the last ante cuz I knew I wasn't gonna beat the violet vessel like that
I need more mult
And so i had 3 double tags and used it all on a buffoon pack
The amount of joy when I saw ancient joker triggering spade cards made me tear up

[rapid hill]

I understand you and that was a good win.

[prisma ridge]

That was the same run I got an obelisk from a rare tag

[rapid hill]

Obelisk Is really good too but not in ante 8 because you dont have enough time to scale him that much

[prisma ridge]

I usually skip obelisk cuz I don't see myself using him that much

[tidal crypt]

the main thing about plasma deck to use chips for scoring early game and then learning how to pivot from chips to mult in the late game
you pretty much want to be pumping one or the other for scoring cause it will balance out in the end

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🎆

[eager kite]

very nice

[ivory tide]

Clutch

[limpid tree]

are we so for real right now

oh my god man

[fossil bronze]

How rare is it for Even Steven to show up in my shop 3 rerolls in a row?

in the same slot btw

he wants to be on the team so bad yo

[mighty sluice]

Serious question what the fuck does the blank voucher actually do

[desert peak]

I want to know y’all’s opinion when this comes out. https://youtu.be/V1Etw17c3ik

[desert peak]

Blank voucher can unlock another voucher after buying it ten times, this voucher is after blank, giving a free joker slot for the run

[nova shore]

nothing for himself

there are some things that can only appeard in the run if you have another thing

like steel, golden and crystal joker, you need to have at least 1 card of the respective enchancement

you need to have blank joker for antimatter to appeard

is his tier 2

[cobalt crypt]

Lemme see te answer

I need it

For a homework

[eternal forge]

which jokers u owned and did u had showman also include the rarity of each joker

and how many shop slots

tarot joker planet rate etc

[willow venture]

How do I get permission to post in suggestions?

Nevermind I just got in

[fossil bronze]

No, no;
I beat a blind and entered a shop and i saw an Even Steven, the i rerolled and saw a an Even Steven in the SAME SLOT, then rerolled AGAIN and saw Steven in the same slot AGAIN!

No Overstock, no Showman; but I did have 3 common jokers
That’s it

[unborn swan]

Black deck is a nightmare

Only won cause I got a lucky start

[limpid wadi]

hi

I got this on a first judgement roll... can't stop laughing 😭😭

[coral pebble]

me when oran

g

[sharp sun]

Is 14 jokers enought for this blind?

[limpid wadi]

I think u need more vro /j

[steel tangle]

Hmmmmm. Not even on abandoned deck btw, ranks are the same.

[limpid wadi]

barely won on a madness straight flush build

[silver onyx]

whats good yall

[limpid wadi]

nun much wbu

[silver onyx]

chillin finally back on discord and loving balatro

[analog siren]

Yo where is #memes

[timid cedar]

#🃏・off-topic would be the closest channel

[analog siren]

Ty

[livid sandal]

is plasma the best for big ass numbers

[timid cedar]

yes, say you had your score look like 100 x 200, normally that would just be 20,000. on plasma, it they would be added together (300), halved (150), then squared (150^2 or 22500).

this difference only increases the more you pump up one of the numbers

[sharp cliff]

i did same with buskin once
4 shop slots

[silver onyx]

.fm

[dusk parcel]

what even are these standard packs 🕊️

[timid cedar]

the second one is really good

[glass gazelle]

that red stamp has potential

1 or 2 strength cards could help

also a chariot

[dusk parcel]

you can't be doing this to me I just wanted to use my luchador and skipped for a negative

[glass gazelle]

that would make it awesome

[timid cedar]

red seal is generally the weakest seal

[glass gazelle]

but it has major potential, you dont see it the way i see it

always look for the brightside, make do with whatcha got

[timid cedar]

blue seals are the bright side, consistent, powerful scoring

[glass gazelle]

yeah but i like red better than blue

its a better hue

bars

[dusk parcel]

finally cleared orange stake with mostly no troubles

on green deck of all things

people say that's one of the stranger ones

[glass gazelle]

i still need to finish black stake, im very bad at the game so this is hard for me

[true flame]

Can I give a friend the number of someone who did horrible things? (I can't say what they did)

[phone]

[worthy swan]

what a silly build (UHM1D15C)

[teal jay]

what the shit?

[coral pebble]

me when gol

d

[grave patio]

balato

[burnt steeple]

balaro

[desert peak]

Bala

[north kayak]

Hey yall, how do i queue in a multiplayer match wih others? help plz

[ripe basin]

Tro

[timid cedar]

not the place to ask, either use #⚙・modding-general or ask in the multiplayer server

[north kayak]

cheers

[near scaffold]

How do you get stuntman easily?

[vapid summit]

🫡

Hiker carried so much on this run

[harsh birch]

Bala- Balalala- Balal- Balalalalalato?

[olive karma]

this run is cracked holy

[languid inlet]

Give me your seed

[vestal relic]

Actually let me post that int he toehr chart i need someone to decide thisf or me\

[ruby citrus]

yes mr. jimbo

[olive karma]

oh my god

it keeps on giving

got poly chrome from a wheel of fortune and now thid

not getting a lot of deaths tho

[harsh birch]

Yay got it rit!

[olive karma]

another polychrome from a wheel of fortune holy

sdge

couldnt get petroglyph

[sharp compass]

Wait
I still have the wrong balatro
Damn it why does this always happen

[sharp compass]

That's unbelievable, literally

What if wheel has a lower chance and we're gaslighted into thinking it's 1 in 4

[torn jasper]

You forgot to move your blueprint

And also, do a damn deck fixing to your deck, man

[vapid gulch]

How did my emperor give another emperor

[ruby citrus]

infinite emperors glitch

[timid cedar]

did you have showman at all during the run

[vapid gulch]

Nope

[timid cedar]

then no clue, that shouldn't be possible

[vapid gulch]

Guess I’m just better

[timid cedar]

any mods installed? I assume this is on pc

[vapid gulch]

I’ve got mods installed but none are on

[timid cedar]

do you have steamodded installed and active

steamodded can cause issues even without any mods enabled

[vapid gulch]

Nothing is enabled rn

[timid cedar]

can you screenshot the main screen to show that steamodded is not enabled

[timid cedar]

of balatro

not bmm

[vapid gulch]

A shi

[latent furnace]

ortalab

[timid cedar]

hmm

that's really strange

do you have the seed still?

[latent furnace]

?si tahw

[vapid gulch]

im in the game rn

[latent furnace]

hi in the game rn i'm dad

[timid cedar]

alright, when that run ends, try and remember to send it through

I'll see if it's consistent

[vapid gulch]

I will post when I die

Or win

[vivid island]

we already have suika-latro mod, bejewel-trol mod when

Actually... poker mode?

[sharp compass]

Poker mode could fit perfectly in a balatro mod

It's literally themed around poker
Unfortunately I can't code so this will stay an idea for now..

-# damn I can do anything but code

[slate talon]

Finally the Balatro "learn to actually play poker" mod

[faint lake]

guys what's the most consistent early game hand to gun for

without destroying cards

[half whale]

when I pull up to the poker game with a slab of stone and they don’t give me my 50 chips

[limpid wadi]

straight?

[slate talon]

Do you mean without discarding?

[faint lake]

well I mean discarding is important

like yeah what should I discard

what should I try to get

straights or 3oaks?

[slate talon]

I've been told early you should go for Flushes

Like for the first ante

[faint lake]

oh yeah

oh wow got faceless and pareidolia on 2nd shop

yoink

[slate talon]

Nice econ

[faint lake]

use tarots for actually useful things or $20

$20 is $20

[torn wraith]

When 1.1 come out

ANSWER ME LOCALTHUNK

[faint lake]

I'm trying to scale 3oak and the game just keeps on giving it to me for free

and it's not even the voucher that gives your most played hand, I'm scaling obelisk so I barely play 3oak but I keep getting it

amazing luck

[austere ravine]

is Localthunk online?

[barren geyser]

Bro, you know what would be a cool addition to balatro?

if you overscore a blind by 50% you get a small bonus in money

Idk i think it would be cool

[faint lake]

that would be so easy to get

but it would punish bad early game luck

[barren geyser]

Yeah so it's a pretty tiny bonus

Like, obviously it's not $1, but it wouldnt be past $5

[faint lake]

bonus so small might as well... not add it

[barren geyser]

But it's cool😔

Lol

[slate talon]

Instead of overscore by 50% I would make it if you overscore/one shot at all and make it like $2 or $3

[faint lake]

now that's interesting

[barren geyser]

Cool

[faint lake]

that could actually help with good builds with bad econ

[slate talon]

If you get fire on your chips/mult indicator you get $2 or $3

[faint lake]

though it would probably make the game a bit too easy for some people

[barren geyser]

Idk i feel like overscoring is so cool and you dont get any rewards for it

[faint lake]

you get an achievement

[slate talon]

It being cool is the reward

[barren geyser]

Hm

I should be playing balatro rn, lols

[slate talon]

My only issue with this whole concept is I feel like it'll encourage early restarting even more

[barren geyser]

Hmmmm
Well, it's just a concept do it doesnt really matter

[faint lake]

I love roguelikes

slay the spire still very solid game