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Didn't have the photochad lobotomy mindset today I guess
lmao
what a run
(blueprint was ecto, the other two negatives were natural pickups)
double sock from invisible joker, but I wish it copied blueprint instead 😭
I'm jonkling it 🐮
Who wants to coach me on gold stake
My first 2 runs on mobile
i'm not sure if i bother with scaling mult jokers in this deck
erm
don't beg :(
Can we call a mod on the beggar?
Homie even has Nitro, just cancel that and use your extra $5.
i can buy it
wow so rich
I knew it
Rip

stf
rule 8? or is this doesnt count
wait
how are you meant to like use this card
these are my hands right
rule number 8 my man
it just feels so weird
doesn’t count? It doesn’t say begging or asking for something
game key
is the same thing as game
you need some form of chips and mult to win without the obelisk and play a lot of pairs, usually around 14-16, then you can switch to a different hand type
you play a spammy hand type like pair or flush and then around ante 5 or so you stop playing that hand type and play literally anything else
its good for pivoting but it needs support early game
i wouldnt recommend flush outside of checkered deck
i mean ig? flush is very spammable for a five card hand tho
although high card/pair are definitely better to spam with
high card isnt good to play because you risk not drawing any hand other than high card
flushes are easy to draw but you cant really play enough of them outside checkered deck to get obelisk to a safe point
im just spamming flush
since i have four fingers
i could've unlucked blueprint joker
with discarding a royal flush
brainstorm but yes
guys what’s the best jokers for early game like early run
any plus mult, plus chips, chips/mult scalers, and econ
does holographic count as enhancement?
Vampire doesn't suck seals right?
I fucking hate this run
nope
vampire only does enhancements
editions and seals will remain
i wonder if it would be a buff or a nerf if it did
should i hex after selling trading cart, sith sense and cartomancer
Do you have a modifier to see the time?
i might keep the trading cart a bit more
It’s basically never hex here imo
i used all 6's in my deck
none of the other jokers are contributing much to their score
should've hexed 😛
The extra fixing is maybe more valuable to get red seals and glass online
perhaps, i wouldnt say it's a bad idea though
Unbelievable. This really should not have been a winning run
Completely carried by planet levels and in debt the entire time
Congrats!
yeah that was the least risky move here
i meant wraith ahha
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gng as any other sane person at 11:26 pm im looking at random wikipedia articles and i found this
also tbh im not even reading it
im just looking at text
nice
wtf is this boof ass deck
what is credit card doin here man
gold stickering it?
damn vessel
Julius back there playin em blinds 🔥
erm
I hate yorick he sucks
okay 
why do you like him tho I’m curious
free xmult
Yorick when Green Joker:
-5 mult for x1 xmult
This was an incredibly bad time to grab Obelisk
Amazing Madness
which one will get deleted
wait
which one will stay
do they destroy each other with nothing left
theyre eternal
but yes madness can destroy other madness'
Incredible, absolutely no odd number cards here
even Steven
why have you spent 5+ hours on Balatro
you'll understand when you own the game
For the first time ever I found Cavendish immediately after Gros Michel went extinct 🔥
I gotta wait until chrih mah and see if I should buy it 
im makin a balatro thingy, like the fangamer official deck. What jokers should i add?
CHEESE JOKER
goated idea 
YES
man I really want to play Balatro I just want a version that actually saves and without ads AAAAAA
-# explodes again
3d joker
am i winning
dang beatrice, take a hint
this is rizz
I like men
burglar ftw, I beat violet vessel by barely within a few thousand of the score
for those curious on the chinese text,
"my name is"
"yes"
"America, I like soda"
Balala
i keep losing is there any tips to win more games?
maximize hitting the interest cap of $25 and maintaining a minimum of that much amount of money if you can so your econ is sorted, for one thing
ty
ok so i lowk lied
i sold a blueprint for the sole purpose of getting a gold sticker on burglar
and i died

kinda based tbh
burglar just helped me win and earn 2 gold stickers on 2 other jokers
Hittting the road Jack harder then every before
just scraped by fast enough to beat ante 8
gold sticker on smeared
now I just need gold sticker on seltzer, seance, and mr bones
i officially hate green & black deck 😭😆
Yeah
w rizz
this fucking sucks it's always when I'm averaging 100k per hand
its not a gold sticker tho
Jumbo Spectral did not have Ectoplasm 😭
it might be ggs
maybe you find better xmult somewhere
even if that happens I would have to sell Blueprint because Stencil is eternal
maybe could afford to sell grimbo if it was good enough
no :/
never thought I'd say this but I think Nebula might just be the worst deck for me
should've done this one way earlier
Mr bones in celestial pack thust
temperance value
Insane run, lost cause spent the whole game searching for sock and buskin or chad, never got it
I just beat the game in under 12 rounds... now all I need is to score 100 million chips in one hand to unlock all the jokers! Any tips?
I’m also having trouble with that one
The 100 million
mime and steel cards, mime and baron and steel kings
they never show up when you need them :/
Not finding Chad is crazy because it's Common. Sock I can understand
it is crazy not finding chad, come to think of it
Just did this run while watching YouTube videos so my attention was pretty divided lol
Matador finally has a sticker!
lmao got planted
riiiip
rip bro
why are none of your cards enhanced
i think that was the problem my guy not the sock or chad
Ermm constellations are made up of several star systems
No cause everything else was good
All the other round
but it would've been far far far better and way easier to add enhancements on your cards
score wouldve been way higher
I'm ded
I am not going to sleep until I beat this fucking shit
hate when I have to miss a Grabber 😭
I've found a three legendary joker seed on plasma gold deck
5ZJ93BEX
Have you went for a face card (e.g. Photochad) build on Abandoned Deck before?
9
16
4
Not at all
Why would even consider it?
gl!
checkered is a bit boring but the consistency early on is nice

I'm jonkling it 📉

I'm jonkling it 📈

I'm jonkling it 🪦
maybe you found a really good face card (e.g. seal and/or poly) in a standard pack and you used death to make more copies of it? (you can also strength 10s into Js)

like here (this is a Gold Stake Abandoned Deck run):
Finally beat every deck on purple stake 🙏🙏🙏
Nice
I was coaching my roommate through white stake last night lol
I need to ask him how the run ended cus I fell asked before the end
It was promising tho
man i wish i had an irl friend play balatro
Hey y'all, what's the proportions of the joker cards if you wanna make art?
Me and my dad play together, he's the reason I found out about the game, its a blast
sounds fun
You just gotta peer pressure them 💯
I got a few friends hooked on it just from playing it around them
ive been playing at school everyday
one of my friends watched it and didnt understand
i couldnt explain it well because he doesnt even know poker hands
Yeah that makes it a bit more difficult for sure
It’s a hard game to explain to someone who hasn’t played it
71px by 95px but with a 1px border of transparent pixels
so most of the art is 69px by 93px but the file itself is 71px by 95px
Thanks! I downloaded the default joker card and just checked its proportions, but now I have it confirmed [:
I LOVE GETTING THE PLANET BOSS WHEN MY WHOLE DECK IS JUST KINGS
YESS
RHANK YOU GAKE
THANK YOU SO MUCH
GUESS ILL GO FK MYSELF
😃
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1250386587691388989 might be helpful?
Black deck has a -80% chance to find any kind of MultX
ok but why do you have an eternal bus
after over 100 hours on this stupid game i finally got the illusion voucher and completed my collection
😭
black deck
either you bleed stones or you just dont
same for misprint
i mean
you could take econ or smth to get more jokers
just get a good joker for the early antes then get some econ to build something
i had a burglar, he isnt nowhere to be seen cuz the leaf, but man
easier said than done, but it sometimes works lmao
you can say all you want, the second a seed is destined to be somethign it seems like it really is just that
and i still won, i had 12 hands
not like it was difficult or anything
just really really slow
balatro enjoyment curve
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what was bro thinking
Bread tastes better than key
i cannot come up with something to say
so yes, bread tastes better than key
Raise insulin prices by 59%

Invisible joker just duplicated my Eternal Shortcut
Literally the only joker I had that having a copy of wouldn't be helpful
...why did I just decide to use Ankh
I have three Eternal Shortcuts now
İ just hit my first e
I BEAT GOLD STAKE 🎉
Why is it 1 fps
İ beat first e
A
Congrats for both of us 🥀
Congrats!
Confgraytulatoins
Huh so have i
But you said Gold stake 😭😭🙏🏼
That one was awhile ago
Whats the stats on pc
+200 wins and c++
Off topic but wtf has pubg mobile become 😭
is it worth it
no
worked out i guess
damn.
He locked himself in a golden cage 😭
Hi guysi wanted to ask if there Is a way to see achievements in game ?
guys what do u think when will 1.1 updadte be will it be q1 2026?
Android play games PC steam
İn game there is no way to see
Thats what ı know
i
well that’s weird but ok
Anyway I won my second game ever today
I managed to reach the 5 millions in one hand
wow thats nice
is this a goated purchase
bruh i was so close to compelte a challenge where chips cant cross money but acidently got bossblind and it set my money to 0 and i losed
im so mad
i want that achivement
I convinced a friend of mine at school to buy balatro after I let him play on my laptop during maths ✌️
i think i have enough hanging chad
i tried to find something like this last january for my bf his bday but couldnt find it
whats the link?
Hello. Played dst and found Jimbo. Bf told me he's the funny balatro jester. Now I play balatro. That is all.
Game is neat.
discovering balatro through Dont starve is like being inocent in the year of the damned
9 euro shipping to the netherlands😸
So neat I bought it twice. Steam and for my phone
words of the addicted
i didnt buy it for android cuz i know 100% that i would not pay attention to class
professor talking about some final exam when i am about to win jokerless
Elo
apple
I forgot I need nitro to have custom pfp
This might be the most interesting information of the day
Sad days
Used it with hologram
Is it hat or is it cake
Cake
Coo. It's rather impressive
me and who
I found it on google and my mom actually made it for my birthday XD
Dude I got muted from this server for a week becuase I posted yuri
And whoever that was is defo homophobic
That's lame, Yuri is peak
That's honestly amazing
Ye
Nope
I know and its difficult to look at it. But When its off topic then post the stuff in #🃏・off-topic
Dang. She must have done her research then since she could have easily just modeled the cards after regular ones
Cheers on ya birthday tho
Ty bro
Balatrake
latro
Comically large amount of chicot
only chips are fun
The Joker Special
Ye
Gives +4 Mult when eaten
My og acc was also banned
Bc uhh
Idunno what i did actually
But it doesnt matter bc i got this
So you’re ban evading?
And admitting it right out in the open
Wild
@amber burrow
Get a load of this looser
egg
egg
I'm jonkling it 🦄

how to make photo Chad combo? What cards do I need other than hanging Chad and photo joker?
That’s it
Just buy those too
And then buy any other jokers you need during the run
Also deckthinning to only face cards is recommended
You have to stop yuyu. This is the 4th time today.
Should I reroll this?
Best case scenario: Amber Acorn or Cerulean Bell
Worst case scenario: Violet Vessel or Verdant Leaf
how much are you scoring per hand rn
about 150k
hitting violet vessel that is
Take the risk you have nothing to lose.
I am afraid of Verdant Leaf because that foil Onyx Agate is my only non-planet chips source
whats your planet at
as in like, go in without rerolling?
No, i mean reroll maybe you get acorn
Decided I'm not rerolling
Lets see how it goes.
You won.
So that's the power of one of the egyptian gods...
Never get debuffed by Crimson Heart
thanks invisible
always copies the most useless jokers istg
came in clutch
probably the kink shit you posted about fr
also ban evading and admitting it is something

Now it’s EIGHT fingers
make em negative with ecto now find a lot of invisibles now you have 4523 fingers
i've been waiting for you all my life 🥹
“All spade cards are debuffed”
beat goad ante 1 luckily
Nice
It can appear again
do you have Director's Cut/Retcon?
ok so i beat the run
what joker is this
as the talking goes, it's a one-way flow
no fault, no blame
i get the jimbo
why you never put all your eggs in one basket, had a run with level 10 flush and nothing else
boss was, can not play repeat hands and it was late in the run.
Well
Im here ig
(Dont let the mods see this)
I mean
Im just here for the love of the game tbf
What if god came down one day and said “it’s pronounced ‘Jod’ and then left?
"Its pronounced jif not gif"
Then vanishes
Yea Buddy I’m still reporting…..
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Imma scram on my own then
Have funsies
Yo im too lazy to quit
Someone ban me rq
why do you want to be banned?
I would be anyways?
I just surrender atp
Let jimbo take me yk
Oh
Basically
Ahh nvrm
In a nutshell,i just make the inevitable come now
why are you trying to sound all mysterious and shit?
Thats a side effect
I only do that on this account
Oh so a shitpost alt account to break rules
Yea
Thats why i gave up
Im bored
Waitin for my own serv to come back alive
Also quickly screenshottin the seeds
Balatro 4ever
It's fun
yes
No
it was the link to the gif
Just send gif thats all. No need to link.
I figure that out if you didn't notice
I didnt noticed, only noticed flanders.
😂
how would i send that?
You tell me
Uploaded it.
if you saw it then you would know
I already said that I saw the flanders gif If you noticed.
if you saw that i uploaded the flanders gif then was this response really needed since i figured it out before you made your comment
Good because i did answer to the link.
answer to what link? is english your native language?
Nah im just falling asleep confused as hell.
I figured it out before you made a comment and even uploaded 2 gifs and then you tell me how to do it when i already did it AND you saw it.
I dont know myself what am I doing, im sorry.
It's okay, no harm done
I will rather go asleep I feel like a shovel hit me on back of my head.
I should sleep to, it is 23:34 here, I have things to do tomorrow
Thank you for understanding.
Same timezone.
Goodnight and sorry for my stupidity.
Goodnight.
Question to the fnaf fans, who is that yellow robot?
Where’s goku in this image every red circle image has to have Goku
The gng pulling up to the function 🥀
what should i sell
lusty, probably
i got perkeo!!
PAFF
that green fella made me giggle
I don't think you really need lusty there
or the boot but that's negative
if LUSTY was negative, boot for sure
you have a bunch of retriggers
but you should move your boot to the front
real
Check this
Draw the only cool joker (egg)
I could actually finish my last drawing
(which is not spooky balatro fanart... BORRRRRING!!!)
Egg
Pierd
I should totally make a balatro playlist
?
A music playlist to listen to while i play balatro
What kind of music do you like
Trust me and add decode by paramore
bet
luv successions by sstp
Ultra hendo 🔥
who put cheese on my cheeseburger 🗣️ 🗣️
the soundtrack is too peak
neither Clearance sale or Liquidation are given by zodiac, so not sure of the relevance here
are you asking about Tarot Merchant, Planet Merchant or Overstock?
wait, sorry, misunderstood your question
I forget the unlock requirement for liquidation
no, you just have them, you never redeem them
ermmm 4 out of 5 glass cards broke 💀
i have some hidden oops somewhere because 2 out of 3 just broke after
NO WAY
somethings going on because 4/4 just broke after
are you telling me 10/12 played glass cards broke 😭 😭
make it 11/13 🥀
is that your cursor
Balatrodle
thats the first legendary i got today
technically zodiac can help redeem vouchers quicker as it has three off the bat that you can’t get. anaglyph with voucher skip tags is another option
lmao how did this happen
comedy
looks inside
hanging graph
plasma once again being the deck of all time
hangraph
Already just beat Checkered! That wasn't nearly as painful as Nebula lol
7 hands on 🪡 moment
wassup
Needle 💔
Is this a good attempt for a high constellation run
Nah sorry but that's barely a star cluster 💔
Alright I will try again
It’s a good attempt for your PB!
In terms of going for actual records though the 2 diverging paths are to go as high as you can in the confines of ante 8 or commit yourself to the dark arts of playing all 39
(As somebody who does Not have the largest recorded 8-ante lucky cat)
What is the highest score y'all have gotten on a non NANeINF seed? Just felt like asking
I’ve had some gold stake runs go like e40ish doing red seal glass stuff
I don’t really do much endless stuff anymore unless I have a deck that will be idol ready by ante 12
Nah there's no way to tell it's coming up and try to adjust for it 😩 /s
there's NO WAY! 😭
i'm expected to plan around the only thing that hard counters my run if i dont do anything about it? /s
distantthank pls fix
nearlogic please fix
gente
guys
check this out
17F3ZXRD
this can lead you to win matches easily
I went to 7/8 rounds
im going for jimbo this Halloween
DM me the word bread
its DOOMSDAY today
After playing the game for the first time in Septemeber 2024, I finally got Completionist++ done!!!!
[TW: mobile player, german]
yellow deck my beloved
somehow, my final missing joker was Arrowhead, so i just queued up checkered deck until I got it from an uncommon skip tag
Least expected missing joker.
balatro more like peak
TW mobile player 😭

i love arrowhead
i never hear anybody talk about it which is a shame
I won my first round today haha
Violet vessel about to gape me a new one:
the order and red seal steel 7 i found in the last shop:
I'm jonkling it 🥩
wtf
black
Painted Nebula Black and Yellow
Alre
before you go
I like magic devk
can you help
Made unlocking the jokers
Rlly easy
I mean
Is dusk that important
You have 5 hands
i play flush fives in the last hand
its like lv 13
tryna see beyond ante 12
max hand currently is 7 bil
And how much is the business card contributinf
Cause i feel maybe business card should go then
well i did find a talisman which i dna'd for like 3 rounds
Wait whats talisman
i suppose yea
rip bizniz card you were so mid this run
S and B gives more than that
i have like 30 polychrome queens
Yuhh
Definitely sell business then lol 😭
S and b gives 4 more x1.5's than business does
Alr bro gl
Went as i anticipated, didnt get a brainstorm sadly.
Final deck had 60 poly queens lmao
which one will score higher
alr
Dayum 😭
100 high cards
Insane
yeah it was a very good seed, kept giving me hanged man/death/fool/immolate
I unironically feel like the plant was made as a "fuck you" to late-game players
like every boss blind is a pain in the butt but this one just ends the run
if you dont have the reroll voucher
yea i didn't see it unfortunately
also $1 left because i spent everything trying to find a luchador lol
it's possible to get past it with just glass aces before ante 12
Face cards have the most jokers so a boss to specifically disable them makes sense. And just naturally they have the highest chip value
(Ignoring aces since there are 4, face cards have 12)
faces are econ/value gen first for normal a8 runs
Again?
today's balatrodle was ||a joker from the hit roguelike balatro||
foak? flush house? which hand?
lv 1? 5? 10?
f5
isnt there any voicechats in this discord?
i love him
blueprint and brainstorm yuri
I guess it's more about a Yaoi 
blueprint and brainstorm are trans actually
i talked with localthunk and he told me that
A shiny banana :0
That looks cool asf
I love the designs in balatro sm
fr
i hope I can naneinf in this unseeded run
Good luck cro
Ive lowkey never gotten past ante 17
I'll try go for more high scores once im done with c+
I've fixed most of my deck, but not quite enough
I need to find a DNA to copy and make steel, for now, the score is enough with Lv30 high card
Lv 30 only? Weak.
i had a burnt joker for a bit, but I can't not take the showman
Fair enough
I found another mime, but i don't think I can give up the showman for it
would rather wait for another blueprint/brainstorm
oh great
I should've taken the negative skip to get this blueprint
Today's strongest 
Never liked Yuri girl with big duck 🦆
Oh Fuck Off, another negative tag I didn't take
Still the right choice 👍
God i wish there was like a collective game library
So if u bought balatro on playstation for example youd also get it on pc
Agreed, I wish i can play it on my phone
Fr like 10 bucks extra 😔
I mean i could play it in college then but idk
there is just no spectral pack to be seen anywhere
What?
better with a big deck
true
i dont think I can naneinf if i cant find any ecto
U always take an ecto i feel like
Im so familiar with ecto cause of my painted deck goldstake
Well i mean if ur going for high scores
Its pretty much always worth it
Or at least very close to always
I've never seen a spectral pack in this run
yeh this diff
I was speaking more in general, didn't realize the car was doing an hs run
this pivot might kill me, but it is necessary
Taking idol?
Ohhh right
I mean
Wass that worth it 😭
Shit i just realized u get 4 copies a round
Insane
i need at least 44 steel, so gotta take that
I wouldve sold a blueprint for it tho
still scoring e44, not dead yet
I'm just full copying baron, I think if I sell a blueprint, it is impossible to get naneinf
I at least 4 copy jokers to copy burglar once I have enough steel kings
well you need an etco and antimatter
or two ectos
so you can hold the seven jokers you need
How r u planning to get burglar
Still waiting for antimatter
that drunkard is useless
omg I found ecto
please dont hit DNA
money
thats why you dont make steel yet
gold cards for money for rerolling into both serpent and into burger
or dont play with the steel in hand yet
I sold the DNA to avoid it hitting, and it almost just killed the run
Ig fair
desperately tried to reroll for a mime to keep the run alive

the ecto would land on DNA anyway. I tried and backed out instantly
welp gg
got to ante 19
you needed to get etco or antimatter earlier i think
Yess
Carried me through so many high stakes
Yorick is peak
Idk if i like yorick or canio more
Well ofc itll depend on context too
be careful what you said next 
Well
What if ur on gold stake with 2 discards
x2 mult every 5 rounds
I did not even see a spectral pack for the first 18 ante
same for voucher skip
true, but yorick is more consistent to scale
and fits into almost every build
theyre both very good i just like yorick more
Are you guys buying the vampire jimbo?
most unfortunate
I was reading the FAQs and I see that dev LT is very hard to catch. But I'd like to speak to him, maybe you could gide me to understand what is the best wey to reach him? Thanks.
I've seen many diet coke, but I can't take because there's no ecto
I want to buy the Vampire Jimbo, but it's shipping fee is kinda too expensive
guys
looks inside
photochad
balatro x fortnite is closer but I can't prove it
now Jimbo and the legendarys have bodys
anyone wanna try a random seed and see who goes the longest?
No, dont take the baron.
what isn't in Fortnite nowadays
pretty much zero build Fortnite
I’m a prisoner
God is laughing
In my face
So close
So close to fucking glory
Why
God why
Pain and misery
Had this kinda run w/ the Mark once w/ a four of a kind type build
Or maybe it was just flush and I got unlucky I forget
i wish, would make the game easier
Hate the plant
I have nightmares with the plant whenever i go to sleep
which one do i pick? i just wanna win not do a long run
im taking baron
stencil
baron is garbag
especially if you’re not going for a long run
1e3367
with one roll back ig
the actual like fair score was 1e2235
judgement cant give eternals
Who dressed as a joker for Halloween 🔥 🔥 🔥 
damn i should have done that
Next year
yep
the thing is when i search for "joker outfit" all i find is "the joker" outfit from batman
I thought of a fun modded deck idea
An abondond deck
Where it’s 32 random cards
With two random consumables
who up hanging they chad
And three random jokers and vochurs
And a random amount of money between 0 and 50 dollars
So basically the idea is your trying to pilot somone else’s failed deck
negg
sounds overpowered asf
3 jokers would mean you just kickstart your economy
which would help in gold stake a lot
ye
Then maybe drop it to two
and the fact you start with a voucher AND money on top of that
make it 1 eternal and 2 perishable jokers
They are completely random and can be pulled from any non legendary joker
i get the idea of it
but you gotta balance it
with the whole money/easy economy i think 1 forced joker seems fine
You could start with $0 and it would still be broken because of 32 cards
Buts it’s 32 random cards
You could have no jokers appear in the shop and it would still be broken because of 32 cards
You like the idea of it though?
Maybe then make be anywhere from 40-60 cards?
Could that make it be more balanced?
literally how
32 cards you can guaranteed see every single card in the deck and guarantee a specific hand
The idea is that you are trying to pilot someone else’s failed run
So maybe call it the failure deck
right, with random suits and ranks
you dont guarantee anything
you just guarantee seeing every card
thats not broken
if it was like the checkered deck i'd say maybe but
Yeah probably, it does seem fun in concept but it would need to not be strictly better than abandoned deck lol



