🎙・server-chat

[steep stream]

I'd put them between

they're chips and mult, so they smooth the transition

[ruby lily]

i keep scholar and walkie talkie 😢

[peak knoll]

what do you think the subsection of gamers who play balatro and lingo are

does anyone know lingo. is that just me.

[ruby lily]

lingo as in the tv game show?

[main onyx]

yo double chicot is pretty fun actually

[quasi sorrel]

yeah let me disable the boss blind twice

[steep stream]

whenever I end up taking specific rank jokers scholar, walkie, 8-ball, cloud 9, or any thing other than wee and face card jokers

it never feels worth it to keep them and build around them

there's almost always a better option presented

[stable carbon]

Yk that the chicot counter the boss blind not just disabling it?

Like if you got the -1 hand boss blind he will get countered by +1 and get disabled

[main onyx]

it doesnt disable it reverts
so stacking it stacks the reversion
so if you pair that with the manacle or shackle or whatever you get +1 hand size instead of -1
and its permenant

[stable carbon]

If you got two you will get another +1 hand size

People still think it's a garbage legendary but they don't even know what he really does

[elder dagger]

hai

[stable carbon]

Hey wsup

[coral fossil]

So chief will this game ever update

[bitter steeple]

Eventually

[honest canopy]

1.1 next year 🤞

[strong prairie]

Can't believe you uwu-ified my name just because I didn't give you the secret cheat code for Nopelatro smh

[honest canopy]

LOL Imagine not knowing how to spell. How embarrassing for whoever that guy is...

Sorry 😬

[strong prairie]

it's all good haha, it made me laugh

[honest canopy]

I'll get someone elses name wrong next time to balance it out

Stuwupid

[strong prairie]

MurphyOwObv

[dusk tartan]

ok so like

I have no clue what hands are good in this game

most of the time I just stick with a two pair toak or a flush build when I'm playing

is there like an order or a ranking of which hands are good

[flint copper]

This should be good

But people have something good to say about pretty much every hand but full house

[lofty walrus]

gambling.

[dusk tartan]

I do want to like

do goofy seeds with goofy hands but I genuinely just

suck

with trying to build a decent deck

[craggy vector]

yes

1. pairs

that's all you need to know to win this game consistently

pairs are the strongest hand to build around in this game

flushes are ass so I recommend curing yourself of flush brainrot as fast as possible

two pair is also decent

with pairs you can pivot to four of a kind, five of a kind, or even flush five by ante 8

if you are still struggling then watch Dr.Spectre'd Gold Stake Lessons

they are incredibly insightful and helpful

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🛌

[craggy vector]

you've been jonkling it daily

be careful or you'll go blind

[tawdry sundial]

goddammit

[craggy vector]

wow the plant did something

[steep stream]

Two pair is bait

not really

I just hate it

I can't ever draw it when I need it

[craggy vector]

I don't like 2p that much either

but pants

yk

[spark fossil]

balatro,

[spark fossil]

i main two pair simply for pants

[tawdry sundial]

goddammit 2!

I've had more trouble on this than black or plasma

[cloud umbra]

finally got that gold sticker on hit the road

ironically, I only played 2s of hearts and I had no jacks so it was completely useless the whole run

[steep stream]

This is what I'm working up to rn actually :p I think I'm still on purple stake tho

[ancient charm]

is it time to say goodbye to delayed gratification

[craggy vector]

is the delayed gratification in the room with us

[ancient charm]

oh shi i mean certificate

[craggy vector]

probably not

cavendish mult will not outscale the copy on certificate

[frigid lantern]

How I feel trying to convince my little sister to play Balatro

[tawdry sundial]

finally beat it. Of course it had to be photochad

[eager siren]

im crine

[gritty venture]

bro ain't no way

[craggy vector]

lmao

[dreamy parcel]

Hi

[brisk bone]

ante 1 yorick and early brain storm🔥

also hallucination and 6th sense being goated

[steel nimbus]

photochad 9 billion

two justice from one emperor

[errant siren]

finally beat the blue deck wooo !

[forest stirrup]

Yo. Can someone help? My friend can't join the balatro multiplayer discord and we really wanted to play tonight.

When he tries nothing happens he just sent to the discord homepage

[gilded isle]

anyone know how to fix duplicate steammodded crash?

[forest stirrup]

can anyone invite?

[magic swan]

#⚙・modding-general

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398393907091603638/1432637261337591981/image.png?ex=6901c6ec&is=6900756c&hm=45da872934305f09b419c975ba2d654d3b17268643f39b1e5cf37d86721657d5&

can't wait for the next demo

any news on this?

[slim junco]

balalalalalala

[brisk zinc]

Pro

[maiden fjord]

Verdant leaf

[maiden fjord]

Good censorship

[steady bluff]

hello guys

how is it going

[agile tapir]

On a 2 day break from balatro

Keeping it together somehow

[boreal niche]

Obelisk moment

god why do people remotely hate this joker i just don't get it

what makes people dismiss the single fastest scaling xmult joker in the game

[magic swan]

it just sucks

[rose igloo]

❓

me when i lie

[boreal niche]

tell me why it sucks

[magic swan]

let me pull up the statistics

hold on

[boreal niche]

unless you're just parroting the reasons other people give

people who probably aren't experienced with the game mind you

[honest canopy]

Well it means I have to stop playing flushes

[boreal niche]

Yeah muh flushes

[rose igloo]

mah flushes

noooo

[glacial vale]

it's hard play around, if you are playing around pairs it's manageable but flushes and straights are not the best for it

[magic swan]

i lost the graphic

fuck

but either way, it's annoying to play with

[boreal niche]

Good thing pairs make up 80% of gold stake runs

and you can still play flushes and straights with obelisk

The prerequisite is to have a +mult and +chips joker

like say bus and wee joker

and to have played your hand like 14 times

[boreal niche]

so is any joker if you're biased against them

wow constellation needs you to constantly feed planets for literally the slowest xmult gain of any xmult joker

wow bloodstone absolutely requires oops to be consistent at all

wow spare trousers needs you to spam two pairs which are bad hands to draw and are innately counterintuitive with planet cards

wow canio needs you to destroy face cards when they're most needed for builds reliant on sock n buskin based on-score mult or reserved parking bssed econ

[magic swan]

it's MY copy of the game, it's MY choice to choose which jokers i want to play with

[boreal niche]

bro is pulling the 'subjective play' card like they didn't just make a vague statement of obelisk ('it sucks') and is trying to backpedal

non sequitur try again

[magic swan]

:3

[boreal niche]

not all deltarune fans but always a deltarune fan

#theusualsuspects

[magic swan]

i no hitted every secret bosses

sit down

[boreal niche]

So did i kek

you're not special

[magic swan]

who said i was 😭

[vast raft]

I'm special

[boreal niche]

simple you're a deltarune fan

[magic swan]

he is

[magic swan]

special like gifted kids?

damn that's rough

[boreal niche]

i have no idea what point you're even trying to make

[magic swan]

none

[boreal niche]

As i was saying

[boreal niche]

thought terminating cliche

refute my point accusing you of backpedaling

[magic swan]

i have collectively 500hrs in AO3 reading deltarune fics

if that's enough

[boreal niche]

I've written deltarune fics

[magic swan]

write me

🥺

[boreal niche]

have you read any roaring gc fics

[magic swan]

no, i fucking hate them

[vast raft]

The roaring group chat

[boreal niche]

Sad

[magic swan]

behead the knight

kill knight

[boreal niche]

i wrote like

[sacred bear]

How did this go from obelisk to deltarune fanfics

[magic swan]

piss on knight

[boreal niche]

the biggest one 😭

[magic swan]

😭😭😭😭😭

[boreal niche]

i think the single most popular deltarune chatfic of all time by kudos rate?

not even kidding btw i have the receipts

[vast raft]

Gay people

[tropic cedar]

nxkoo why are you here

[magic swan]

should've written the colored gaster door from Undertale for alot of kudos smh

[magic swan]

i got into an argument:(

[tropic cedar]

go back to the modding chat hell

[magic swan]

fine

I'm adding 50 obelisk bad as a joker in my mod later

[boreal niche]

Aw i'm still #2

[tropic cedar]

also play my mod trust

i don't get to be here often

[honest canopy]

Post in #⚙・modding-general and tell the peoples what it is

[magic swan]

try modded balatro

trust

you get to see God in a minute

• delivery

[tropic cedar]

no mortals ever go there

-# and come back alive

[magic swan]

im here

[tropic cedar]

you're dead

[magic swan]

fuck..

[frosty kestrel]

Nice

[tardy fox]

HELLO DONALD TRUMP I WANT TO PLAY A GAME HELLOW DONALD TRUMP HELLO

[boreal niche]

How old is bro

[fossil hollow]

No guys clearly it's an advanced form of multi-level irony

[ruby lily]

homestuck fans am i right

[warm owl]

no updates for like 1.5 years

how are you guys not schizo yet

[marsh moth]

most coherently-speaking homestuck fan

[boreal niche]

Oh because half the playerbase genuinely isn't good enough at the game to run out of content

[warm owl]

real

[boreal niche]

and the other half is too addicted to the game to notice the lack of updates

And like just play mods

cryptid exists if you wanna turn your brain off

Extra credit is just good fun

[wild ridge]

A who ha?

[candid kernel]

i'm the latter half except i'm playing extra credit

extra credit is well balanced outside of pocket aces

[wild ridge]

[magic swan]

play bumco

[candid kernel]

i'll check what the mod has

[finite river]

What is ts

[tardy fox]

HELLO DOLAND TRUMP HELLO HELLO

[finite river]

How old are you

[ruby lily]

bunco is good

[tardy fox]

in my dream i am the star

its me

[boreal niche]

Literal psy op im ngl

they're making modern brainrot references but their pfp is from sweet bro and hella jeff

[charred gate]

wow look at this picture it mentions balatro !

[violet thistle]

The game: 📈📈📈
The gameplay: 💤💤💤

[glad oriole]

genuinely dont understand why people like this so much

myself included

i played cookie clicker for a long time and have no idea what i found fun about it

[obsidian lodge]

Its Fun, idk why

[tropic cedar]

play my mod

[vast raft]

Number go up

[glad oriole]

gah

makes sense

[tropic cedar]

horrors beyond comprehension

[glad oriole]

spore

[kind anchor]

Photochad strikes again. Negative photo, 2 chads, dusk, and S&B along with a cavendish obliterated blue stake on erratic for me

Almost beat the plant in endless with just a poly 9 but i was very slightly short of it

[thick flax]

what

baladle

worlatro?

89/52 👍

(the deck)

[patent pier]

goober has missed his pack

actually i know why theres a black hole in arcana pack but i was confused seeing this

[thick flax]

why the hell are there 6? isnt it supposed to be 5? or im just tripping

also black holes DO appear in arcana packs

[patent pier]

little modded sorry

[thick flax]

i dont think its weird seeing one

[patent pier]

its my first time seeing this

[thick flax]

i saw so many black holes in arcana packs its crazy
2 spectral cards can normally appear in arcana packs, those being black holes and soul cards

[fringe fox]

this is my ghibli movies rankin btw

just feel like it

[patent pier]

the first thought was like "holy freak i screwed my mod up (again)"

[thick flax]

spirited away in S is gold

[fringe fox]

true, spirited my goat

[thick flax]

also totoro isnt bad

[patent pier]

i thought black hole can appear only in celestial one and in arcana with Omen Globe

[thick flax]

oh hold on

yeah im tripping

[fringe fox]

eh

feels kinda boring

15 mintues are the girls just runnin around the house

[thick flax]

dont mind me

im not braining

sorry for the confusion

[patent pier]

like this

[fringe fox]

wtf is this screenshot

[patent pier]

"little modded"

[thick flax]

a little modded you see

[candid kernel]

whispers of the heart b

[thick flax]

yeah mb, black holes dont arcana, im a dumass

im really tripping today

ill go back to my hole

[fringe fox]

feels like totoro

the movie IS TOO SLOW

[thick flax]

everyone has their opinions ig

[fringe fox]

yeah, its beautiful in the end

but 30 minutes its just the girl doin random shi

[thick flax]

it being slow is what makes it good
its like, peaceful?
idk

[fringe fox]

yeah, i understand that

but not when the girl is doin like, home wrok, talk with friends, go to shopin

like man, if i wanna see that

i just do it myself

[thick flax]

yeah, yk. its not interesting, and thats what makes it interesting

if that makes sense

[fringe fox]

it doesnt

because kiki does kinda the same

but much, much better

its just a girl lookin for a job, like man, i do that everyday and still fire

[candid kernel]

i don't mind slow scenes in movies

[thick flax]

well, everyone has their opinions

Up's beginning is amazing tho

[tropic cedar]

play it,

[thick flax]

well..

i dont think my brain will brain if i do

[tropic cedar]

it has other things too

[fringe fox]

shout to princess kaguya for bein so goddamn underrated

[tropic cedar]

like deck with no suits

[fringe fox]

most beaufitul movie i ever seen

[thick flax]

that deck isnt getting a job

[thick flax]

i didnt watch it tbh

[tropic cedar]

also deck with no ranks

[fringe fox]

u should

its a great movie

[thick flax]

hats up for being anti-racism

[thick flax]

what is it about?

[strong prairie]

Aiko get back to #⚙・modding-general!

[fringe fox]

mistyc princess is born from a bamboo stalk, and throughout the film we witness her growth, maturation, and sadness.

its really cool

[tropic cedar]

no one new goes there

so i had to do it

[strong prairie]

luring the masses into balatro modding, I see

[thick flax]

i see

[tropic cedar]

literally no one new is looking at the modding chat

i need new faces to play my mod

[thick flax]

i have been lured into too many programming rabbitholes
seems a good one, especially considering how easy lua is

time to change my personality again

[rotund narwhal]

just got e chips for my first time!!

[tight island]

i guess i can try it since im done with getting C

the hunt for C+ can continue some other time

[tropic cedar]

a lot of people don't care about Completionists when going into modding

I was going to do it as well but I got lazy

it's a big commitment

especially when I already had something in place

[tight island]

i only have the lowest tier of the 3 so not that comitted yet

[tropic cedar]

I did not even complete orange stake on red deck

[thick flax]

i havent played more than like 200 hours on the game
i dont play hard difficulties, ive only beaten orange stake on yellow deck
and i am planning to mod the game

[thick flax]

donut stake

donut hole stake

[thick flax]

🙏

[tight island]

aiko could you point me to your mod? i'll try it in an hour

[rose igloo]

#1326135270759993364 message

[thick flax]

very interesting

[tropic cedar]

oh uh

if you look from that point the sprites are placeholder

[rose igloo]

is that peak??

[slim junco]

[rose igloo]

might have to play it now

[jolly talon]

Hehehahahhah boocchi

[rose igloo]

bocchi :)

[tropic cedar]

i tried doing art as a programmer

these are mostly

programmer art

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🙎

[jolly talon]

Booncnnhoer

[tropic cedar]

i hope the art doesn't turn ppl off from my mod 😔

[jolly talon]

Praying it does 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[tropic cedar]

why

[karmic spindle]

You don't have to be a dick to people who are making more content for an amazing game

[karmic spindle]

I love the art, especially the "H" one

[jolly talon]

It's a joke

😭

[karmic spindle]

Not a very good one then. Or maybe use a tone indicator?

[tropic cedar]

I don't mind not having tone indicator

[jolly talon]

Why should I use a tone indicator

I hate tone indicators

[tropic cedar]

also

let's not argue about this

[jolly talon]

Heheahha deer

[tropic cedar]

i just wanna show my mod to ppl outside modding chat

because i want some new faces playing the mod

[jolly talon]

Dw u probably r gonna. It's not gonna be much though since balatro is past its popularity peak

Until the new update drops

[tropic cedar]

i got a lot of people to play tho tbf

[jolly talon]

Charge them 10 dollars a minute for your mod

[tropic cedar]

i am not microsoft

[jolly talon]

I think you meant EA. They had talks about putting ads in their game or charging a few cents to play their shit

[tardy fox]

*jerks it a lil

[slate vine]

Me too

[jolly talon]

I know that pfp but forgot where it came from

[fervent glen]

i have no mods on and its my first time playing in 3 months but everything is locked? its kept the stakes and stuff but all decks and unlocks are gone

[vast raft]

Task failed successfully

[jolly talon]

Steam sent their hackers after you. Played too well at the game....

Maybe play a run and see what happens afterwards

[obtuse snow]

i think the art is great

[ruby lily]

is "lion" written in the notebook a reference to that one scribblenauts speedrun that kept using dead lions

[tropic cedar]

i think so

i didn't make art for that one

larantula made it

[tardy fox]

sweet bro and hella jeff

[jolly talon]

Oh right the comic panel

Th3r3

Ty

[candid kernel]

familiar spectral card

[tropic cedar]

so one of them is going to be dissolved?

[candid kernel]

maybe it hits a number

[ancient charm]

what do i sell for swash

[violet thistle]

Anyone hitting wheel of fortune?

[leaden marsh]

Vampire Survivors collab just got announced at ID@Xbox lmao

[tropic cedar]

wtf

[bitter steeple]

evil jimbo

[burnt delta]

yoooo

[plain wave]

Mhuahaha

[leaden marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU2fxy8mDmc

[leaden marsh]

LMAO

you were waiting for this weren't you

[plain wave]

yes

😄

[echo echo]

guys should i buy vampire joker 🤔

[plain wave]

no, you should by 5

[tropic cedar]

chat am i cooking

[echo echo]

👍 ok

[split patio]

donut stake

[vast forum]

So uh just to ask

If im dealing with crimson heart

And I sell a joker that they debuff

Does it fully stop future debuffsm

Or am I stuck playing around it?

[slow dagger]

why is photochad so overused ? literally every gold stake run is with hanging chad

[tropic cedar]

no

[vast forum]

Oh ok

[tropic cedar]

it randomly picks a joker that you have per hand

[vast forum]

Roger

[echo echo]

have you guys played minecraft storymode?

[tropic cedar]

yes

i wanna replay in one day

i have them on steam

[echo echo]

nice

[echo echo]

i just found that

[pearl ginkgo]

yay i got a blue print!!!

[vestal remnant]

Blueprint looks a little different

[pearl ginkgo]

foil astronomer and blueprint look way too similar...

[vestal remnant]

Same price too

I understand

[pearl ginkgo]

it almost fooled me too

[mental lichen]

now you know what i meant :)

[vast forum]

Hot take but

I prefer blueprint over brainstorm

[north crescent]

super hot

[rose igloo]

"hot take" says objective fact

[pearl ginkgo]

yeah blueprint is better becuase it allows for better joker placement

now saying space joker is helpful would be a molten take

[rose igloo]

wdym he is useful

spaceman my goat

[pearl ginkgo]

1/4 more like 1/1000

[glacial spindle]

Balatrodle

[ruby lily]

space joker is a snowballing joker i think

[north crescent]

hows that

[ruby lily]

it doesn't have the best effect but the more times you're able to proc it the bigger the impact it will have on your run

if that makes a lick of sense

[north crescent]

i think snowballing would mean the procs get more valuable the more times it's happened

[warped sphinx]

i wonder if something is happening today

[abstract furnace]

a throwdown of some sort im going to guess

[vast forum]

I want throwback and the interest one

But should I ditch some stuff?

[lunar wind]

Guys i got this screen after i scored naneinf can u help pls

[warped sphinx]

possibly with a tag team

[warped sphinx]

big number too big :(

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🍥

[velvet moat]

which mod on Balatro Mod Manager is best for increasing game speed to like x8 or x16, google has not been helpful unfortunately

[rose igloo]

saturn

you can remove the scoring animation and increase the game speed to x8 or x16

[lament saddle]

Balatro x Vampire Survivor collab wasn't on my bingo card

[torn sequoia]

Given that Balatro got a VS skin set, it wasn't off of the table.

Also, I hope with all of these games actually adding more content with their collabs other than skins, eventually, with the 2025 (actually 2026) Gameplay Update, some of the Jokers added are able to serve as references to these other games.

[winged musk]

I also got it

[neon torrent]

guys should I start stacking high card with planet cards early?

[neon torrent]

how

[lunar wind]

U mean my phone cant handle it bcs i scored like e500 previous round and it was fine it started to act wierd on next ante

[warped sphinx]

what ante were you on

[weary cypress]

[round flame]

what a great seed, mime, dna, baron, trading card and negative certificate

then i greed it because i played a highcard with only 1 card insted of using others for more multipliers XDDD

[candid kernel]

is acrobat enough for vessel to not fuck me over

[hybrid swan]

mayhaps

yeah

[stuck raven]

hello

[willow dagger]

what came first

meter

liter

or gram

[stuck raven]

liter

i think

[willow dagger]

explain.

[stuck raven]

bc people could measure water more easily than dirt or things like that in the past bc, well, water is more important.

[willow dagger]

but wouldnt water also be dirty?

• how would they find out how much water is one gram

and they would need meter to find out that one squared cm water is one gram

btw dont tell me the answer if you searched up, its a funny thing to think about

[stuck raven]

ye

well, they could do that later by weighing some dirt or something, and also filtering the water they could quit the dirty thing

[willow dagger]

BBUT THINK ABOUT IT

the measurements were made a LONGGG TIME ago

so did they really have all the equipment to purify water like that?

[stuck raven]

well, i think that could be done with some kinda of cotton or fabric

[abstract furnace]

is vampire survivors worth it?

[stuck raven]

haven't played it

[violet thistle]

Bro has a mc tag 🔥

[stuck raven]

i really like mc

play it since kid

[violet thistle]

Same gng

[split monolith]

Where do I get a tag?

[violet thistle]

Google it lol

[abstract furnace]

well might as well get it i didnt realise it was this cheap(thank you regional pricing)

[hoary kernel]

easiest win of my life

[violet thistle]

Gotta love Steam 🔥

[willow dagger]

yeah i just bought vampire survivors lol

havent tried it yet

peak that its so cheap though

[violet thistle]

Joker Crossing

[worn raptor]

yo, can someone pls help me out? im having a lot of issues, my balatro its crashing a lot

[split monolith]

#💻・modding-dev

[hoary kernel]

if tis modded #⚙・modding-general
if it isnt are there any other details

[hoary kernel]

freest 3x mult of my life after a coupole strengthes

[dry sandal]

what do i sell for DNA

[worn raptor]

i tried to talk in the #⚙・modding-general but no one help me out

[stuck raven]

tell that in #🕹・game-discussion

[rose igloo]

chad if you dont have gold seals/lucky cards

[tawdry sundial]

It's almost Halloween so how about I make you guys see negative Mr. Bones

[dry sandal]

chad my beloved 💔

[hoary kernel]

people arent gonna help if you dont give any details
some details that could help are
the mods you're using
the crash logs
what happens before you crash (like a black screen, freezing, etc.)

and just be patient after that

[hoary kernel]

goes hard

[hot vale]

Why are we glazing hit the road like it’s not one of the worst rares

[hoary kernel]

cause its the GOAT in this run

[copper juniper]

Is hit the road jack an ishowspeed reference?

[honest canopy]

Dat bait

[tawdry sundial]

Of course Violet Vessel never appears in runs where I actually find Director's Cut 😭

[untold narwhal]

BALATRO BALATREZ
https://youtu.be/hU2fxy8mDmc?si=lTpDsxAKCSQpDijv

[paper blade]

Ok

[violet thistle]

Real

[high acorn]

hi folks

this is gonna sound completely unhinged but bear with me

i was just watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPwL99rPyi8 and the further i get into the video, the more sure i am that i played this exact same seed last night (random!), but i didn't record it so i don't know for sure
would the seed be logged somewhere maybe?

i'm probably tweaking but this will gnaw at me until i make sure

[jovial parrot]

That crossover genuinely looks awesome

[rose igloo]

i dont think so

if you cant continue the run i dont think theres a way to see what seeds youve previously played

[strong prairie]

^
Unless the run is currently still ongoing, no, balatro doesn't store any seed information

[high acorn]

well that's a shame

[tawdry sundial]

Found xmult in the absolute nick of time because Violet Vessel is immediately next, jesus christ

goodbye photograph

[fervent holly]

remember when that mod pinged everyone

good times

[tawdry sundial]

NO! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!

[hoary kernel]

freest win of my life 🏀 (i got lucky with a couple famillars)

[tawdry sundial]

was 6,646 chips away 😭

[violet thistle]

Real 🔥

[hoary kernel]

doesnt copying green joker technically score better

[(17 * 3 [= 51]) + 65 ] * 3 = 348
vs
(65 + 65) * 3 = 390

i mean lucky could proc but otherwise i think copying green wins you that does it not

[chrome dragon]

Wow. Standard pack propaganda

[tawdry sundial]

I actually would've gotten less points if I copied Green, because the x3 mult would've given me more effective mult in comparison

[abstract furnace]

gold ticket wet dream

[hoary kernel]

you dont have to put brainstorm at the very end you can still put it before drivers liscense

[chrome dragon]

I have an invis procced that I got in first shop buffoon pack, I'll see how things go lol

[hoary kernel]

i dont get what you by effective mult since the 3x procs first then another 3x

and according to the rough calculations up there i think you win do you not

the 3X only applies to the intiial base hand

[desert crest]

I love this boss blind it's so fun.

[hoary kernel]

which multiplying that by 3 is lower than just adding 65

[tawdry sundial]

iirc, I had 37 mult before the jokers started scoring. Green Joker was at 64.
Multiplying 37x3 gave me 74 mult, which is higher than 64.

[hoary kernel]

oh so lucky did trigger and you just got unlucky

rip

[abstract furnace]

yea tr-HIDEO KOJIMA??!?!

[tawdry sundial]

yeah lmao

[hoary kernel]

This Hideo Games is fun

[desert crest]

Metal gear tommorow

[hoary kernel]

if it didnt i guess copying green was better but if it did and you still lost rip
🫡 next run it is

[chrome dragon]

early wall killed me

bleh

I hate not finding scoring

ok buddy lol

[plush dragon]

i found a roblox clone for the Balatro demo, but I found a bug in the roblox clone. i exploited the bug

[hoary kernel]

overstock+ ez win

[chrome dragon]

I fumbled on flint

[hoary kernel]

🏀

[hoary kernel]

flint strikes again

nt

[chrome dragon]

Played a flush I should have played throwaways for 4oak lol

[meager zodiac]

I lwk forgot

[meager zodiac]

If i knew ts existed id never buy balatro

[keen cosmos]

you can’t be doing that man

[keen cosmos]

then you can’t be named john balatro…

[desert crest]

Hey John balatro im John metal gear

[pure harness]

Why is my butt crack so long

[desert crest]

Because then if it weren't then butt not be crack

[fossil hollow]

Ma they're outside again

[lethal niche]

Nice Combo of joker cards.

[pastel crater]

droll carrying

trib just there ig

[proud ferry]

just fyi unless you have plus mult on your cards its better to copy trib i think (dont quote me on that)

[pastel crater]

copy trib yeaeh

72 fucking cards in deck???

[lethal niche]

Then this happens

[pastel crater]

oh cool free $10

neat

[proud ferry]

lol free $10

yea

[lethal niche]

I copied about 20+ kings with Dna

[timid cloak]

gh

[pastel crater]

was it like cool kinga

or just kings

like glass at least?

[lethal niche]

Nope lucky and about to find out

[pastel crater]

well

at least its money

iguess

[lethal niche]

Im not after e scores yet. Just started a new profile. 2B score.

[pastel crater]

god i wish chicot did things

itd be so nice

[cloud fable]

Prices in the balatroverse gotta be mad inflated come to think of it

4 dollars for a single egg

10 for a voucher

[pastel crater]

its zimbabwe dollars

[cloud fable]

Damn naneinfers making prices go up

[pastel crater]

balatro soul link but money

[lethal niche]

Welp E11.

[vast forum]

YA'LL I CAN'T CATCH A BREAK WITH THE LEGENDARY CARDS

I get Canio and I never get to use them

I get to play wiht Triboulet

ONLY TO GET IT BEFORE THE PLANT

[reef galleon]

Beat every deck on Gold Stake but Conpletionist+ isn’t showing up as unlocked on Steam. Tried quitting, resetting, logging out and in again; Any idea of how to fix this?

[vast forum]

Out of curiosity when dealing with the stakes

did you do every deck on the same stake then repeating that on a diferent stake?

or did you just grind one deck until you got gold stake?

[reef galleon]

I mostly did the first thing

But the second thing on a few of my favorite decks

People are saying to beat checkered on gold stake a second time, I’ll try that out

[vast forum]

Ok cause I'm trying to take on all the stakes

but green stake has been kicking my but al ot

[vague sphinx]

Play another game

white stak is fine

[reef galleon]

Cool cool, thanks

[jolly talon]

So rusty at balatro I became ass

[vague sphinx]

i did a few white stakes while figuring out the game, fully gold staked checkered, then did them sequentially from red

[reef galleon]

Green is actually the first deck I grinded out gold stake on

[winged sluice]

Ok so, how are the Jokers gonna play in Vampire Survivors?

[vast forum]

I'm just trying to make my way to plasma

[vague sphinx]

i think. maybe a differe[t order but i know checkered was my first gold

[vast forum]

since its the one deck everyone raves about on

[vague sphinx]

plasma is hard

[vast forum]

but I still don't understand

[vague sphinx]

outside of white stake

[vague sphinx]

It's strong in high score runs because the score is effectively (mult/2)^2

[craggy vector]

I like chips

[tawdry sundial]

Every time someone mentions Vampire Survivors I keep thinking it's another name for Bram Poker

[vague sphinx]

summoned

[craggy vector]

when the word plasma is uttered I hear it across the cosmos

[vague sphinx]

do you play chips for plasma????

after ante 5?

[craggy vector]

it's usually part of my build still

for safety I do include some xmult

but in an ideal world I would do plasma gs with just scaling chips

[vague sphinx]

so... plasma without plasma's benefit

[craggy vector]

unfortunately due to the violent vessel

we have to sometimes

[vague sphinx]

marble + stone joker :)

[craggy vector]

that would be nice

if I got stone joker

most of the time I just get marble joker and then stone joker doesn't show up

[vague sphinx]

i get it right after marble a lot of the time

[craggy vector]

lucky 🥀

[tawdry sundial]

Stone Joker is sure extremely rare for being an uncommon

[craggy vector]

I love bbc

[vast forum]

My favorite line I ever said in this server

[tawdry sundial]

bugs buni

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🎱

[steep stream]

I'm out here shiny hunting

another one ☝️

haters will say it's honu

[bitter steeple]

painted deck w

[steep stream]

Painted deck feels like, boringly good

I don't do endless stuff tho, I'm still just working on C+

but for 8 antes it just feels stupidly strong a lot of the time

[languid inlet]

Huh is he neg?

Or am I tweaking?

[honest canopy]

Both can be true

[bitter steeple]

negative on painted deck

[languid inlet]

Ohh -1 jonkler +hand size deck?

I see

[open leaf]

Woah just saw the collab announcement. That's pretty neat

[honest canopy]

+2 hand size

[open leaf]

So the trailer had cavendish tossing bananas at the enemies, which is pretty funny

But I wonder if there's a ceremonial dagger weapon in the vampire survivors collab. Or hologram sending clones at the enemies

I may or may not be slightly disappointed if vampire joker doesnt show up in a vampire survivors collab of all things

[flint copper]

Omg really??

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧀

[polar hill]

https://vampire.survivors.wiki/images/Animated-Jimbo.gif?f2f9a

[languid inlet]

Proof evidence? send cat pics if true

[polar hill]

not enough blue light

[left echo]

mmmmm may i post something not related to balatro in any way

[flint copper]

#🃏・off-topic ?

[left echo]

evil channel

(i didnt see it)

[languid inlet]

That's where all the freaks are D: me included

[tawdry sundial]

the kid is a jack

hit the road hit n run

[languid inlet]

Sell the kid for a nat negative blue print

[tawdry sundial]

local driver commits hit and run due to being distracted with popular game Balatro

[solemn elm]

balatro

[tawdry sundial]

crazy

[ancient charm]

oh my days gang

[solemn elm]

balatro

[worldly canyon]

Batro

[crimson tulip]

What do you call a useless canio
A can'tio

Abandoned deck moment

[tawdry sundial]

they added Joker to Smash Ultimate

[ancient charm]

OH SHI GANG

ion wanna risk it

[worldly canyon]

Balatro players when their friend hangs themself (hanging chad reference):

[tawdry sundial]

their friend is a Hanged Man

[velvet hill]

[woeful condor]

father and son bonding time

[mortal jolt]

I hope someone here can appreciate this beauty, cause none of my friends play balatro so I cant share with anyone

[lavish nest]

[urban laurel]

suboptimal joker order

[mortal jolt]

wdym, order doesn't matter here, as long as you copy the jokers in order perkeo, burger, astronaut

[urban laurel]

no its pretty suboptimal

like you can clearly see it

[mortal jolt]

Lmao

[velvet patio]

blessed

[tropic cedar]

time to look for new victim i mean people to play my mod

[vast raft]

What is blueprint copying

[mortal jolt]

Prob sock

[velvet patio]

double blessed

[ornate fable]

How many Brainstorm and Blueprint does one need? All of them

[ornate fable]

Ain't no way, you better get that naninf 💀

[velvet patio]

there’s a chance! just gotta survive

antimatter would be nice about now

[candid kernel]

you live if you get dna i think

[light lava]

hmmm what am i even looking for now

[rose igloo]

youre not on plasma so it'll be very very hard

you need either 7 copy jokers or you can do it with 6 with enough handsize

with would require burger plus grabber and nacho tong and paintbrush and antimatter/ecto to hold the burger

[void summit]

Multed out of his mind

[gentle pike]

Hi is there any other addicting and cheap games like balatro on steam?

[outer oasis]

My banana died, i used a judgement and got cavendish

how nice

[glacial spindle]

Balatrodle

[slim junco]

Wtf is this seed

[woeful condor]

mf brought dr spectred into their build

[languid inlet]

Now all you need to do is sell mime for neg mime

[solemn elm]

<@&1133519078540185692> this isnt the place for this, sorry

[brisk zinc]

yippee.

[rose igloo]

shoudve skipped smh

[brisk zinc]

no shit

[solemn elm]

when the joker that's immune to boss blinds if you pay attention isnt immune to boss blinds if you don't pay attention

[brisk zinc]

yes i'm r-slurred i'm aware thanks

[solemn elm]

ew

you can just not say it at all you didn't need to self-censor

[brisk zinc]

i need to self censor because of automod

[solemn elm]

i mean just dont say it

use a different word instead of bypassing automod but, in effect, still using the slur

[brisk zinc]

👍

[wild lily]

REDACTED

huh i cant say that
weird

[languid inlet]

Littreally 1984

[languid inlet]

We can't read

[harsh pond]

oh jesus, weirdest win in a while

[brisk zinc]

i could reroll the shit out of this boss blind lol

[echo echo]

guys should i try getting completionist++?

[brisk zinc]

why not

have fun with black deck blue+ stake

[harsh pond]

i am getting into the make a venting meme phase for that same fucking thing

[brisk zinc]

once again i die with all these double tags zzzzz

[harsh pond]

i cannot anymore

[velvet hill]

Proud gold stake of black deck

[harsh pond]

like winning the lottery

[tropic cedar]

wtf deer anime

[brisk zinc]

amanda

never seen a single episode

[tropic cedar]

😭

[brisk zinc]

i haven't really watched any anime since i was like 16

[oblique isle]

You think “this (whatever) is cursed. Do (action) or (bad thing)” has ever coincidentally affected someone in the way they described

[shy edge]

No 😭

[oblique isle]

I mean it’s a non zero

[languid inlet]

Don't you'll see black deck in your nightmares

I dead ass had a fever dream

About not having enough chips on black deck

[last bobcat]

guys

if i were to make an animated video on balatro ...wouid there be any problems

[flint copper]

I balance this out by killing whoever obeys the rules with a counter-curse

[last bobcat]

like should i get somekind of permission

[fathom fjord]

Alright so here’s a question: assume you are presented with this

Do you

A. Blue seal
B. Purple seal
C. Gold seal
D. Skip for 3 mult (just steel definitely isn’t worth it in this pack)

[umbral hazel]

SSdtIGpvbmtsaW5nIGl0IEBfQA==

[rose igloo]

id take the blue seal

[fathom fjord]

screen name checks out lol

[halcyon widget]

Tf???

[candid kernel]

suas

[vast raft]

Cobrar: $3

[bitter steeple]

your stats are fried

[cloud umbra]

I love madness runs

it singlehandedly carried hiker to gold sticker

hiker is so fucking bad that I never beat any stake with it ever until now

[vast raft]

Failed attempted serial murder

[south barn]

my sister made all the stakes for me holy shit this us peam

(ignore yellow stake that doesnt exist)

[cloud umbra]

that's very based

[woeful condor]

peak balatro content

[warm hemlock]

Trying to keep blueprint alive (craziest seed i've had. Ante 2 btw)

[vast raft]

The united stakes of america

[warm hemlock]

going strong. 4x rn

blueprint is invincible

[oblique hound]

You greatly underestimate hiker

[solemn elm]

hiker is really bad

[oblique hound]

Chip scaling is pretty decent, and hiker goes crazy with retriggers, even with something like chad

Accumalating like 500+ chips on a single card without planet levels

[warm hemlock]

restarted. Like what is that pack

[solemn elm]

"even with something like chad"
chad is actually the best case scenario for hiker, really.

[glacial cloak]

new vampire survivors collab looks AMAZING

[solemn elm]

hiker does nothing for the current hand unless you have retriggers

[warm hemlock]

round 3 hand

[solemn elm]

and it will only mean something for the next round if you draw and then score those same cards again

[oblique hound]

Scaling is scaling

[solemn elm]

this means nothing.

[oblique hound]

Thin down a deck with hanged man to see those same cards again

[glacial cloak]

this looks so funny

[glacial spindle]

The ox

[solemn elm]

that's an incredibly late-game goal

[glacial cloak]

the most scary one

[solemn elm]

and if youve deckthinned enough to see the exact same cards over and over, youre VERY likely able to just run straight flushes

even if youre not running strushes, youre able to run straights very consistently at that point. hiker performs the worst relative to planet scaling, in the best case scenario deck wise.

[outer thicket]

My last two builds

[solemn elm]

looking at the ceiling for how well something scales is not a good way to evaluate how good something is typically

[void lotus]

OMORI MENTIONED? in this economy?

[solemn elm]

you should look at the value in a run that utilises it [at all]/ the expected value

[solemn elm]

in which case, hiker does very little typically besides scattering a few chips across your deck

[oblique hound]

Plus its permanent scaling, even after you get rid of it

[solemn elm]

that's kinda the only benefit

[oblique hound]

Even balou respects hiker

[solemn elm]

outside of rare highroll runs with hiker, it's going to do very little

[solemn elm]

?

he has gone for hiker world records and has done specific challenges with it

[warm hemlock]

MANGOS67 seed got ectoplasm and blueprint in the first shop🥀

[solemn elm]

but i dont think BU thinks it's good.

[cloud umbra]

yeah but that's the issue, it requires retriggers to even be decent

[cloud umbra]

yooo no way

[cloud umbra]

crazy (no way)

[void lotus]

67

[wispy jewel]

thats actually a good seed holy

[wheat plinth]

Am still a beginner
What does blueprint do ?

[latent slate]

Copies the joker to it's right

If compatible

Basically the best joker

[wheat plinth]

oh ok but what does ectoplasm do
Am still struggling to learn the names and abilities 😅

[latent slate]

Makes one of your jokers negative in exchange for one hand size the hand size taken scales by one so the second ectoplasm would reduce your hand size by an additional two making it a total of 3 hand size reduced and so on and so on

[wheat plinth]

i see

[latent slate]

So first ectoplasm is -1 hand size second one would be -2 hand size

[wheat plinth]

Well I suppose that is a good start

[latent slate]

Yes

[wheat plinth]

After how many it becomes risky

Or that depend on main hand type

[latent slate]

It depends

But if your hand size is zero or below you automatically loose

[wheat plinth]

Make sense

[latent slate]

So I normally go for just one or two

[wheat plinth]

thanks for advice

[latent slate]

But if I have the palette voucher and I'm having a good run I may go for three

Maybe

[wheat plinth]

Please

[woeful condor]

hello

[wheat plinth]

What does this do

What does it means by each card sold 😭

[north crescent]

whenever you click sell

on anything

[woeful condor]

Like jokers or collectibles

*consumables

why did I say collectibles

[latent slate]

Each time you sell a card (consumable/joker)

[wheat plinth]

Why would I sell a joker ? I get that it’s good but it reset after each boss blind

[north crescent]

to scale xmult

[latent slate]

You have to have very good econ

[north crescent]

it's a little expensive but a great win condition

[wheat plinth]

So not really a beginner card right

it’s more advanced and situational

[latent slate]

I don't even like it

[north crescent]

it's easy to use, just sell cards until you score enough

it's one of the best

[ruby lily]

campfire is good if you have a lot of money to spend on jokers and consumables to then sell

[rose igloo]

you need quite a bit of money to make it work

but it works very well when it does

[wheat plinth]

Fair enough

[rose igloo]

it gets better on gold stake with rentals since they only cost $1

which you are not near

[latent slate]

And sell for one dollar too

[latent slate]

It's like infinite credit cards

[weak tangle]

and of course ancient hits diamonds

this mfing ancient has hit diamonds 3 times this game

when ive had like 5 or less in the deck

[rose igloo]

it doesnt pick from your deck btw

[weak tangle]

oh

is it 1/4??

[rose igloo]

yes

[weak tangle]

ahhhhhhh

wait so if u have none of a suit

can it still pick it

[rose igloo]

yes it can pick that suit

[weak tangle]

oh

learn something new every day i guess

[rose igloo]

i think there should be something in the game that tells you that ancient joker doesnt pick from your deck

but castle does

i dont think theyre worded so that you can tell that, but i'd have to check

[white pulsar]

😍

[rapid hill]

No

[weak tangle]

did 700000 points anyone

anyways

cuz im just that guy i guess

[rose igloo]

very nice

glass and chad will do that

[white pulsar]

tf you mean no

[young anvil]

Ballot

[rapid hill]

Brain dead.

[white pulsar]

yes my brain is empty but photochad is eternal

[young anvil]

I'd pick Ballot and lowkey either a Planet or Arcana thingy

[rose igloo]

actually theyre not eternal

[young anvil]

Photo Chad is goated

[young anvil]

^

[rose igloo]

you can only get eternals on black stake or higher

[young anvil]

Also, anyone here who loves the Blue deck?

[young anvil]

I've encountered a Eternal Egg twice in a row before...

[rapid hill]

Yeah gold staked it.

[young anvil]

So you have an extra Hand and everything else is Gold lmao?

[rapid hill]

What. Do you know what are stakes ?

[young anvil]

Yeah. I take the one where a Joker could be Eternal?

[rapid hill]

Black stake

[young anvil]

Ah

Ohhhh

That makes sense

[white pulsar]

Update, Vagabond gave me Magician, got two money shots from a pair of lucky kings 😤

it's always Photochad

[young anvil]

Huge W

[rapid hill]

Nah its black stake. Purple means higher score

[young anvil]

I wish I could VC in this server and stream the game on Discord

[rapid hill]

I smell a plant.

[white pulsar]

then I guess I'm stocking up on bonus cards for chips 😄

it's always satisfying beating the plant on debuffed hands

[grand tendon]

you can also just make a single glass card

[lusty latch]

hello

[wheat plinth]

How tf is this just common

Or is there something am missing cause it looks too good

[rose igloo]

because you need michael to die to get it

[real sparrow]

Gros Michel, the other banana joker, has to destroy itself earlier in the run in order for Cavendish to appear

[wheat plinth]

Ohhhh

I had him negative too

W

So is cavendish the best common

[rose igloo]

one of the best

rebate is insanely strong too

and chad

[white pulsar]

no plant lol

[rapid hill]

Damn, The brain dead build won but its brain dead for a reason so not even surprised.

[wheat plinth]

I HAVE FINBALY WON

After a lot of failed attempts

I underestimated campfire waaaay too much

[rapid hill]

Congratulations

[wheat plinth]

might be my new fav

and the good thing is that because of it I started to buy useless cards which helps with my collection

[rapid hill]

Yeah thats smart use.

[flat aurora]

Vampire Survivors collab has to be the greatest collab the game got yet

[cloud umbra]

frfr

[junior marten]

Welp.

Hooray a lot of rain

ON HALLOWEEN TOO!!

[void summit]

Multed out of his mind

[plush python]

is this the balatro discord server

[cloud umbra]

mult moment

[sharp cliff]

no it’s a sodding crocodile

[distant prawn]

balala

[fickle lintel]

Anyone else struggling to get on with their phone?

[cloud umbra]

no it works for me

[fickle lintel]

Damn alright

[tawdry sundial]

I passed up a photograph when I had hanging chad. Not sure if that's a good thing

[cloud umbra]

what did you pass it up for

[tawdry sundial]

nothing, I just went to the next round lol

[cloud umbra]

are you using face cards

[tawdry sundial]

not making a conscious effort to use them, just trying to do straights