🎙・server-chat

[keen crystal]

what do i do

[sturdy pier]

u on omelette?

[solemn elm]

this just isn't true though

[midnight lintel]

Like he's told me that perkeo can be the best joker on certain situations

[solemn elm]

Perkeo its the 2nd worst

[midnight lintel]

Or the worst

[keen crystal]

no in blue deck gold stake

[solemn elm]

so can everything

[midnight lintel]

He calls him situational

[craggy vector]

only white stake endless players say chicot sucks

he is the best legendary joker

[solemn elm]

so are all jokers...

[sturdy pier]

u can sell egg ig

[midnight lintel]

Case and point cro

[keen crystal]

yeah but the next is the plant

[solemn elm]

why are we being hyperbolic all of a sudden

[keen crystal]

[midnight lintel]

Like what if i get the arm

Or the ox

[solemn elm]

Yorick > Canio > Chicot > Perkeo > Triboulet
for Ante 8 GS

[craggy vector]

I believe chicot to be the best

simply

[midnight lintel]

Triboulet the worst?

[craggy vector]

Trib sucks

end of story

[midnight lintel]

My friend GLAZES perkeo and him

[solemn elm]

yes; slots into the least builds, is the most vulnerable to boss blinds.

[craggy vector]

ew

[solemn elm]

your friend plays too much endless then

[midnight lintel]

Yeah prob

[midnight lintel]

Chicot slaps dude

What if i ping him rn

And be like bro everyone is disagreeing with u

[craggy vector]

istg if he's the dude who came in with those L takes

[midnight lintel]

Aesyres

It's aesyres

[craggy vector]

nah different dude

oh well

disappointing to know there's more of these types

[midnight lintel]

He has beaten black stake too

That's the thing

[glacial spindle]

[craggy vector]

black deck ?

[solemn elm]

that's not a difficult achievement

[midnight lintel]

No the uhhh hardest stake

[solemn elm]

gold

[craggy vector]

anyone with a functioning brain cell can beat black deck gs

[midnight lintel]

Yeah mb

[craggy vector]

[midnight lintel]

I meant gold

[solemn elm]

alright, that's better. still not incredible but it's something at least

[craggy vector]

black deck gs is considered the hardest deck to beat

but for anyone with experience it also becomes trivial

[midnight lintel]

Also i suck at the wall and he tells me its easy

I think ts one might be a skill issue on my end tho

[solemn elm]

he's generalising too much. it's probably a skill issue, but that doesn't mean it's easy

[glacial spindle]

Depends

[solemn elm]

2x blind size isn't something to scoff at

[glacial spindle]

All depends

[craggy vector]

I've died to the wall more times than I've died to the violent vessel

[solemn elm]

"nothing ever happens" ah

[glacial spindle]

I understimated the wall in the past

Never again

[craggy vector]

the problem is when the wall comes early

fcks me

[midnight lintel]

Also bro i rerolled the final boss blind from the super extra large blind to the one that needs u to sell a joker

[craggy vector]

leaf is not a real joker sometimes

[solemn elm]

Vessel -> Leaf is usually a good tradeoff

you rarely need to sell a joker

[craggy vector]

^ this is true

[glacial spindle]

Ye

[craggy vector]

idk why people think they need to

unless photochad

[rose igloo]

youre right, it's a boss blind

[craggy vector]

I'm betarded

[solemn elm]

don't use slurs ty

[craggy vector]

my apologies

[copper juniper]

Yo guys

If i send a simp tiktok here will i get banned?

[craggy vector]

what does this mean

[umbral notch]

idrk

[copper juniper]

It has nothing to do with balatro but most fans will agree

[craggy vector]

is it inappropriate

[umbral notch]

#🃏・off-topic

[copper juniper]

Serv is dead

Imma say something diabolical so it comes alive

Man the idol joker is useful actually

[stable grove]

could've said "ancient joker is useful"

[copper juniper]

6 ball is the best joker

[craggy vector]

it is

[stable grove]

you mean 9 ball?

[copper juniper]

12 ball

[frozen dew]

ancient joker IS useful idk what you on about

[void spear]

ewwww

[craggy vector]

another day, more bad takes in the balala discord server

[frozen dew]

shhh....

[void spear]

rage bait

[craggy vector]

I'm agreeing with you

[frozen dew]

exactly

its got very niche use cases but it's fucking terrible

[craggy vector]

it is better than garbagestone

[frozen dew]

its only good when you got like 40 wild cards

[craggy vector]

not even

[frozen dew]

now that's just ragebait

[craggy vector]

now that is bait

I've seen enough

[frozen dew]

indeed

I'm gonna go get some coffee and wake up

[quartz gulch]

Fake

Fake hhimo

[frozen dew]

ofc I'm not jimbo

I'm The Guy™

just balatro flavored

[ruby lily]

the emoji in this channel's name is a microphone

just like the one on hack

[frozen dew]

balatro reference

[magic wigeon]

fellas

do i keep castle or remove it and get smiley face

[grand sand]

Pls update😭😭😭🙏

[magic wigeon]

?

[shadow moss]

im making balatro irl with paper pencils and markers

[lofty stratus]

WHAT THE FUCK

[keen crystal]

keep castle

[shadow moss]

BUY THEM BOTH

[lofty stratus]

i did

i need like coaching idk what to do now lol im shitting myself

[lofty stratus]

i skipped the next small blind for 2 common jokers, i got misprint and drunkard

i put the bp on misprint

[shadow moss]

noice

[lofty stratus]

i lost

C7IY1VVK is the seed

green stake ghost

(im playin green cuz i need to unlock gold stake)

[jolly talon]

Local Thunkson

[shadow moss]

ngl

[jolly talon]

You can't keep us on the edge for the update

[shadow moss]

that seed is eans

[jolly talon]

Just guve it to us

Please

[neon torrent]

?

[jolly talon]

Local thunk? More like

Local SKUNK

[shadow moss]

chat my misprint looks weird

[neon torrent]

??

[shadow moss]

idk

[neon torrent]

[high scroll]

huh i honestly thought this server would have more emojis

like i feel like at least soul should be one

[woeful condor]

same

[junior marten]

:yep!:

huh

[woeful condor]

[midnight lintel]

Favourite: psychic
Least favourite: arm
Best: amber acorn
Worst: eye

Whatre yalls opinions on ts

[shadow moss]

luckiest wheel of fortune spammer

[steel fiber]

VIOLET VESSEL I DREAD IT SO MUCH BUT I CRAVE THE SATISFACTION OF SHATTERING IT

[left echo]

how do i put balatro on my ios device without sideloading and without using the official app? i saw something on how to do it somewhere but i genuinely cannot find it and i mightve dreampt it.
i am not pirating balatro, i have both a steam copy and the Apple Arcade version on ios

[drowsy sentinel]

Wheel of fortune loves giving me polychrome

[silent kraken]

pareidolia + canio

[unkempt orbit]

Hanging Chad + Glass number card is just Photochad at home

[shadow moss]

[unkempt orbit]

Whuh

[shadow moss]

local thunks in local thunks

[tight island]

local localthunk local localthunk thunk thunk

[unkempt orbit]

Guys a 10 with the mult enhancement is literally just free walkie talkie

[shadow moss]

absolute naninf

[unkempt orbit]

Sock + red seal + Photograph is Photochad but the Face card doesn't have to be the first

Add glass and it's better photochad

[left echo]

BLAHHH I FOUND IT!!! https://github.com/kylefmohr/balatro-ios-converter i didnt dream it

[flat shadow]

idk if this has been said but balatro music should totally be called "balatones"

[obtuse snow]

flush player

[ruby lily]

let people enjoy flushes

[dusk tartan]

flush spam is genuinely just like

fun

[karmic sleet]

anyone have any tips for the game

[obtuse snow]

im one myself dw

[dusk tartan]

https://youtu.be/yPBxlvOAEcM?si=81w1waP3eDWXGdnD

this video pretty good

[karmic sleet]

thank you uncle

now i have become pro

thank you shabungaloo

i will continue to balatro in your honor

[dusk tartan]

balatrillions must beat the gold stake with every joker and deck

EVIL SPECTRAL PACK

[glacial spindle]

free win?

[grave tinsel]

This is cool

[inland arch]

SIX SEVENNNN

[obtuse snow]

teto

[onyx wolf]

So I saw the emojis in this server (specifically and ), and converted Death and Temperance into that style
I don't expect these to be used (since they are kinda useless emoji), but I wanted to make them anyways.

[glacial spindle]

teto

[obtuse snow]

[half nest]

This is very important news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ZtvpBoXzI

[solemn elm]

thank you Hank Green

i love this guy

[half nest]

😌

Apparently gross mike is very tasty

whoa

[shadow moss]

do people actually ship these two?

[ocean wolf]

There's a mod named blueprint brainstorm Yuri I'll let you guess

[shadow moss]

they do

[karmic sequoia]

[proud ferry]

you alr know

credit card in the buffoon pack

[karmic sequoia]

Nope 🙁

[proud ferry]

credit card in the banana?

[shadow moss]

squish him? [Yes/Nope!]

[proud ferry]

yes

[shadow moss]

you got: squished joker

[ocean wolf]

It should be more

[proud ferry]

what does that do

[civic nymph]

imagine having white hair and being old kinda cringe

[dusk tartan]

fffFUCCKK how do you do pair build

[obtuse snow]

IS THAT GROS MISCHEL

[dense vector]

@civic nymph @civic nymph @civic nymph @civic nymph @civic nymph @civic nymph @civic nymph @civic nymph

[obtuse snow]

uh

[mighty sluice]

We did it again 💪🏼

Then fucked it

[lofty stratus]

hey, what are some other good joker combos to potentially reach the e numbers, the only really good combo i know is photochad and thats pretty much it

[woeful condor]

we're so back

[woeful condor]

it's so over

[lofty stratus]

literally any good combo just suggest

that i can try with the right setup

[woeful condor]

well you got the classic mime baron

[mighty sluice]

If you get blueprint or brainstorm your practically immortal

[woeful condor]

I guess trib + sock too

and like a bp and a bunch of lucky cards

[lofty stratus]

i havent pulled a soul yet btw

[woeful condor]

perhaps perkeo + observatory but that's not a joker

[lofty stratus]

29 hours of playtime

[woeful condor]

yeah it's really just luck

[lofty stratus]

yeah my luck is clearly ass

i really wanna get one soon

[woeful condor]

every card on a spectral/arcana pack has a 1% chance of becoming a soul

idk if it works like that in the code but it's basically a 1% chance for every card

[lofty stratus]

holy shit i start a run
skip double tag
skip investment tag

so imma beat boss blind and just win

[lofty stratus]

wait it's 1%!?>!?!?

i thought it was 0.1%

[obsidian lodge]

0.01 would be 1 in 1000

Just look at How much you got

[lofty stratus]

wait how

[ashen cipher]

The only way i know how to get to e number is to farm Glass red seal kings and then level up hand with planets and buy dusk/sock/chad

But I am not an expert

[lofty stratus]

how do i check thix

this

[woeful condor]

*0.1

[lofty stratus]

how do i check how many tarot cards ive seen in packs

if thats a thing

[lofty stratus]

if its this am i just that unluckt

if its meant to be 1 in 100

[cedar prism]

the main builds are flush 5 glass and baron/mime high card

[lofty stratus]

oh i see

is this decent so far, im using riff raff until i get a potentially really useful card and them im gonna hex + ankh it

[cedar prism]

you can also do low e's with really big scaling x-mult and copies but it falls off fast

[lofty stratus]

i just bought a sock and buskin

[lofty stratus]

oh i see

[cedar prism]

hex doesn't really matter but anhk sock

[lofty stratus]

alright

ive just got this now

[cedar prism]

then you want to get a ton of money and fix your deck for flush 5

short-term photograph, long term idol

[lofty stratus]

i need balatro coaching lol

[lofty stratus]

do i take the rare tag here

im playing green stake because i need to unlock gold slowly but surely

[cedar prism]

unless you have lv3 or higher flush/straight you probably just die to big blind if you take the skip

[lofty stratus]

okay, i need to take something here to help me but what do i take

whats the most worth it

[obsidian lodge]

No like

I dont think theres a way to look

Im saying

To you to think

In How many times you got

[obsidian lodge]

Yes

0.1

Sorry

[obsidian lodge]

Saying by what you used

You dont seen to have played more than 100 games

[lofty stratus]

okay this is a good ass shop rn

i need dna for deck manip

and i might just take gros michel over misprint

i used the arcana packs to get rick

rich

imma buy voucher and keep going

[glad oriole]

in no world

[lofty stratus]

yeah i didnt

[agile tapir]

Does anyobody have game recommendations

I wanna explore more and more games

Specifically cheaper ones i am NOT playing stuff that costs like 30 bucks 😭

[lofty stratus]

this is what ive got right now

[glad oriole]

megabonk

[glad oriole]

even that’s a good price these days

[lofty stratus]

im really bad at deck manipulation i need to learn how to do it well

[agile tapir]

okay i shouldve also specificed 🥲 no pc exclusives

My pc is broken for the foreseeable future

[glad oriole]

uhhh

f**k

[agile tapir]

Dawg just

Tarots as much as possible

Do not be lenient witb what u do

If u do sun once

Do not do moon cause you feel like it

Same with death

ALWAYS go for as close to ur chosen card as possible

If ur going for kings , making another queen (if u cant maks a king) is acceptable as you can strength it

[agile tapir]

Not rlly

Maybe for triple a

But triple a is shit

[glad oriole]

thats what i meant

[agile tapir]

Fuck u little nightmares 3

[agile tapir]

£35 my fucking ass

[agile tapir]

Fair then

Im more of an indie game gal

[lofty stratus]

i see

[abstract furnace]

hello all

[lofty stratus]

im going hearts this round

i need anything that can kill cards off

[fiery bobcat]

hi

[lofty stratus]

i need an immolate soon

[fringe fox]

just make simple math

photo need face cards = make face cards

that means no card dont need it, destroy those cards

[lofty stratus]

yeah i dont know how to destroy cards fast

[fringe fox]

dont worry to do it fast

i mean, there is no need to do it faster

just do it when u can, dont force the game

[lofty stratus]

i know but i always lose to my deck not being good enough

[fringe fox]

well, thats more problem of bad rng

[rose igloo]

there is no rng in balatro

[abstract furnace]

i joined purely to show this absolute god pull

[agile tapir]

Ok stop the bait 💔

But if u got dna deck building shouldnt be a problem

[rose igloo]

name one thing that has rng

[fringe fox]

2/10 ragebait

do better

[agile tapir]

The fucking shop?

[fringe fox]

the wheel

[fiery bobcat]

I love credit card 😍

[agile tapir]

The fucking hands u get at the beginning

[rose igloo]

thats not rng, 0/4 is guaranteed

[fringe fox]

poker is rng in general

[rose igloo]

not if you reroll enough

[agile tapir]

Exactly

[rose igloo]

okay this one i dont have anything

there is some rng in balatro

:)

[agile tapir]

Thats still rng 🙂 you could go 2000 rerolls without getting ur joker

And lets be realistic

[rose igloo]

just reroll more than 2000 times, very simple

[agile tapir]

No ones going above 10 rerolls in one shop

Under ante 8

[fringe fox]

thats why you play what the game wants, not what u want

[agile tapir]

Not saying that lol

Just saying that rng is a thing in balatro

They said it isnt

[fringe fox]

im just addin shi to the conversation

dont mind me

[agile tapir]

Every roguelike/lite is inherently rng

In some aspect

[rose igloo]

i meant more as in you dont lose because of rng

[agile tapir]

Ngl gang sometimes u do

[rose igloo]

then you couldve played better

[agile tapir]

No

[rose igloo]

erm

[agile tapir]

If u play ante 1

[rose igloo]

yar

[agile tapir]

And you get no +mult

Chips

Or good tarots

[fringe fox]

then play ante 0

ez

[agile tapir]

😭

[fringe fox]

get gud

[agile tapir]

I just generally find it annoying when ppl say just get better

Sometimes the luxk.hits u in the ass

[glad oriole]

just get better luck

:3

[agile tapir]

I understand im not the best at balatro and i wont be

[fringe fox]

that sounds like skill issue

[agile tapir]

But im not bad either

[abstract furnace]

also this thing which was the peak of my balatro journey

[agile tapir]

😔

[fringe fox]

i got a natural foil yorick one time

[lofty stratus]

oh im just dead

the fucking plant

[fringe fox]

dont be dead

[lofty stratus]

im gonna quit forever

[rose igloo]

there is rng but if you played 100% mathematically optimally then theres probably no or very few seeds you cant win

[lofty stratus]

...

i just lose

[rose igloo]

but playing mathematically optimally is pretty hard i would say

[agile tapir]

There is quite a bit of seeds like that

[fringe fox]

then avoid that seeds

ez

[abstract furnace]

w

[agile tapir]

😭

[abstract furnace]

anyways yeah

i just needed a place to share these

[rose igloo]

im quite sure that no or almost no seeds are entirely unbeatable

but i could be wrong

and im not searching them all to check

[fringe fox]

if you play white stake

then yeah, every seed is beatable

[agile tapir]

Yeah sorry

I meant like

Higher stakes mostly lol

Blue stake + at least

[rose igloo]

still, i would say most are winnable

[agile tapir]

The problem with this is like

Lets say theres a joker that can get u through the next 2 ot 3 rounds

But ifs eternal

[rose igloo]

mhm

[agile tapir]

And its not exactly smt thats

[fringe fox]

mhm

[agile tapir]

WORTHY

Of beinf eternally in ur inventory

[fringe fox]

hey teacher

this will be in the exam too?

[agile tapir]

Yes

[fringe fox]

got it

[rose igloo]

theres an exam?

[fringe fox]

yes

[rose igloo]

well

shit

[agile tapir]

Seems like someones failing

[rose igloo]

imma do what im doing for my a levels

and not study

[agile tapir]

HELL YEAH

(Same sis(

[fringe fox]

gamblin even in the studies

[rose igloo]

im not a sis im a twink

[agile tapir]

Same bro

Dwwg put ur damn pronouns in ur bio

[rose igloo]

i cba

[agile tapir]

I checked and it had none so i assumed

[agile tapir]

Sighh

[rose igloo]

okay fine

[agile tapir]

Ph

I meant

Instead of same sis same bro*

Im not a twink im a girl

[fringe fox]

just when i thought i wasnt the only womem here

[agile tapir]

Ur not :3

[fringe fox]

yipe

[abstract furnace]

add mythic rarity jokers that can only be bought with money in a gacha system

[agile tapir]

No.

[rose igloo]

lets not do that

[agile tapir]

Balatro becomes gacha im refunding

[fringe fox]

yes

i want real gamblin

[rose igloo]

public execution for you

[abstract furnace]

lets make thunk even more rich

[agile tapir]

Sis when she finds out casinos exist:

[fringe fox]

what is a casino?

[rose igloo]

its a place

[agile tapir]

Oh boy

[rose igloo]

where you throw your money away

[fringe fox]

what is a place

[rose igloo]

...

its worse than i thought

[agile tapir]

Basically they made balatro into a real thing

[fringe fox]

what is balatro

[craggy vector]

we are balatro

[fringe fox]

wow

[agile tapir]

[rose igloo]

together, we are balatro

[split monolith]

No, I'm Balatro

[rose igloo]

[agile tapir]

FIRST WE BALA, THEN WE TRO

LETS BALATRO!

[rose igloo]

balatro movie when

[agile tapir]

2028

Jimbo will be jack black

[fringe fox]

balatro movie but its like minecraft movie

instead of chicken jockey

SUUUCK AND BUUSKIN

[agile tapir]

Blueprint is gonna be tom holland

[abstract furnace]

baron,you go left, triboulet you go right. and merry andy you...you do you!lets do this team

[rose igloo]

greatest casting of all time

[fringe fox]

jimbo jack black

[rose igloo]

i have nothing to do

im so bored

so empty

[fringe fox]

hi so bored, im オメガ

[rose igloo]

lmao

[urban laurel]

I DID IT

[agile tapir]

And then gros michel dies during the movie but

[urban laurel]

GOLD STAKE BLACK DECK IS FINALLY DONE

[craggy vector]

we can all be balatro

[agile tapir]

Cavendish is shown in the post credits scene

[urban laurel]

I AM NEVER PLAYING THIS STUPID F* DECK AGAIN

it hurts so much

[rose igloo]

black deck is easy, actually

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 👼

[fringe fox]

we are gettin assualted again

#alldecksmatter

[urban laurel]

black decks do not matter

i hate the black deck so much

[agile tapir]

Qnd u say u didjt ger lucky

Also eternal riff raff?

Is there smt i dint understand here

[fringe fox]

why are you bein deck racist

[urban laurel]

x is easy
look inside
blueprint with an xmult

[agile tapir]

I only hate on painted deck
I hate all colours of a deck equally

[abstract furnace]

my mental isnt strong enough to attempt this

[urban laurel]

i have genuinely thought about offing myself 😭

[rose igloo]

no this was super lucky, there is good rng and bad rng, i was saying that bad rng is not the reason people lose, generally

[urban laurel]

black deck is not for the faint of heart

[urban laurel]

lmfao

[abstract furnace]

bros been waiting

[rose igloo]

its pretty good on black deck, and more joker slots means its far less punishing and it works well with the campfire generating two jokers to sell every round

[urban laurel]

yeah riff raff is very good on black deck

black deck first 3 antes are exceptionally hard

you basically have 0 economy

[agile tapir]

Okay wait 🤔

[urban laurel]

riff raff allows you to get some good +mults

[agile tapir]

Good

[urban laurel]

worst case you sell them

[rapid hill]

Its easier than you think. Already done it 2 times.

[agile tapir]

Its late rn i wanna play balatro but idkk

[rose igloo]

im waiting patiently 🙂

[vocal cypress]

Please, Thunk, I need this..

I'm almost out of discards...

[abstract furnace]

nah im genuinely not built like that😭

[agile tapir]

SROP WAITINT

[agile tapir]

I said good

As in tjats good

[rose igloo]

o

[urban laurel]

just play ghost deck

[rose igloo]

im no longer waiting

[agile tapir]

Rate my game thingy btw

[abstract furnace]

already bottom decked the card you want

[urban laurel]

i'm stealing this

[rapid hill]

You can do more than you think.

[vocal cypress]

I'm playing a Bloodstone build and I can't get any hearts..

[urban laurel]

suboptimal joker order

[abstract furnace]

i am

[agile tapir]

FYMMMM

[abstract furnace]

leshy counts as a villain??

[rapid hill]

I love fallout everyone hates fallout.

[urban laurel]

fym everyone hates fallout

fallout is universally loved

[rapid hill]

76

..

[urban laurel]

YOURE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR

[rose igloo]

never played any of those other than minecraft and balatro which i think is kinda boring, whats the fifth one top row

[agile tapir]

Hes an antagonist is he not? I mean hes the one ur fighting for a good ⅓ of the game not including kaycees mod

[fringe fox]

"yo jimbo why are you givin me the plant dawg, thats disrespectful ass shit bro, what are you givin me the plant bro"

[rapid hill]

76 had more bugs than you can think of but I still love it.

[agile tapir]

An inscryption character
Another roguelite card game

This one has a story tho

[rose igloo]

i thought so but i wasnt sure

[vocal cypress]

inscryption mentioned

[agile tapir]

Do they!?

[rose igloo]

i love inscryption but ive never played it

[agile tapir]

Indeed

[rapid hill]

Only 76.

[abstract furnace]

hmmm i guess so it might just be me but when i was playing for the first time i didnt see him as a villain but just as a freaky game master😭

[rose igloo]

or i did once at my friends

good game

[vocal cypress]

i have inscryption but only a few hours

[urban laurel]

DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED!

man i hate lat pulldowns sm

i never feel my back

only my forearms and wrists

genuinely F tier back exercise

[agile tapir]

Oh no i definitely see him that way :3 he is a pookie
But then again... he literally (SPOILER) || Trapped all the other gamemasters in cards, if thats not a villain then idk ||

Like even if he isnt a villain necessarily to u , he is overall

[abstract furnace]

nahh he just got too into the game fs fs

[agile tapir]

😭 lmao fair

[fringe fox]

i aint readin allat

sorry not sorry

[agile tapir]

Dawg finish it pls...

Rrust me

[urban laurel]

heresy

[rapid hill]

*Pulled out a minigun with melee attachment and vampire mod

[fringe fox]

@grok do a summary of this comment.

[urban laurel]

@gork is this true

[fringe fox]

@jork is this real

[rose igloo]

@grok am i real?

[rapid hill]

Grok says "skill issue."

[urban laurel]

@grok why did she say she didnt feel ready for a relationship but get a boyfriend 2 weeks later

[agile tapir]

@crok how do i make yuri blueprint appear in my room

[vocal cypress]

crok

[fringe fox]

@grok tell this user to shut up

[rapid hill]

@grok why is this person rude, for having skill issue?

[urban laurel]

flies past

[fringe fox]

YO ANYONE SAW THAT???

[rose igloo]

saw what

[agile tapir]

Was that a bird

[rapid hill]

Must have been the wind

[agile tapir]

I wish i was able to mod my game 💔

[rapid hill]

But I have little problem with downloading the fallout 76, it says 99+ hours.

I think I will download a fallout 4 instead

[urban laurel]

It's divine intervention, honestly

go play fallout new vegas with mods

[rapid hill]

Wanted to say that I want to try new vegas but ps plus premium is damn expensive so I cant.

[urban laurel]

I'd recommend new vegas depending on the fallout games you previously played honestly

Because after fallout 4 the combat of nv is very boring

One thing bethesda nailed in fo4 was the combat

~~It was actually the only thing they nailed but whatever ~~

If you're looking into a more rpg based fallout then go for nv

if you want more of an open world action, choose fo4

Essentially you'll have fun with both

I finished fo4 like 4 times

each with the different faction

Also buy the dang dlc if you can

[rapid hill]

Only played fallout 76 by far what I could get by options but I can download a fallout 4. And I heard about 76 that it was really hated but I love it.

[ruby lily]

god i wish fallout 4 had a better story

[rapid hill]

Thats why" I said I love fallout but everyone hates fallout." But only meant 76, other fallouts looks great and I wanted to try the very first version it was called "wastelands?"

[rapid hill]

What was off ?

[ruby lily]

not enough roleplaying in my roleplaying game

[frigid night]

This seed was crazy

[shadow moss]

why

[rapid hill]

Because

[shadow moss]

:(

[rapid hill]

I dont think I can buy it with 2€

[ruby lily]

it's peak

[shadow moss]

why does he have a foot as his hat

[rapid hill]

Why not

[deep forum]

34x canio ante 9 trib paradoliea and sock+ brainstorm blueprint

[shadow moss]

lots of emoji

[bitter steeple]

those are the emojis, yes.

[shadow moss]

balatrojis

[bitter steeple]

There should be more.

like a soul emoji

or just the legendary jonklers in general

[shadow moss]

fun fact

you can make any poker hand with emoji

[bitter steeple]

That's neat.

[shadow moss]

🅰️ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 5️⃣ 6️⃣ 7️⃣ 8️⃣ 9️⃣ 🔟 🇯 🇶 🇰

♥️ ♦️ ♣️ ♠️

there

[bitter steeple]

it would take a long time, but yeah, I suppose that would be possible.

two emojis per card

[bright oak]

can a black hole appear in a spectral pack?

[bitter steeple]

Yes, as it is a spectral card.

[bright oak]

Ah I thought they only appear in just planet packs

[bitter steeple]

🪴

[severe void]

Is this a mod?

[shadow moss]

i think

[severe void]

🙏

[bitter steeple]

If not a mod, it could be a concept idea/art.

no nevermind it's being used in gameplay it's a mod

🌻

[minor edge]

What percentage of balatro do they have?

[severe void]

If it was real it'd be maxed out already at ante 95 🥀

[slim junco]

nat negative baron and i failed to clutch the naneinf 💔

[agile tapir]

WHY IS RAMONA LIKE

¾ NAKED

IN UR PFP

EXCUSE ME!?

[high scroll]

who'e ramona

oh wow i cant type todya

[slim junco]

Its based on an album cover

[slim junco]

scott pilgrim character

[agile tapir]

Which one 🤔

[slim junco]

around the fur by deftones

[glacial spindle]

uff reference

[wintry lotus]

Its a deftones album cover but with ramona flowers

Like a parody

[agile tapir]

Ooh ok

[wintry lotus]

Reminds me, deftones is absolute peak and doesnt have a single bad album

[agile tapir]

I listen to nerdy music more often than anything else

[high scroll]

I want to listen to music more but it's either ads or money

frankly i'm too lazy to deal with either

[obsidian lodge]

You Can use a family subscription for Spotify, The price is not high

[finite raven]

hey guys im tryna download the lovely mod and i think i did it but is there any way to know in the game itself??????

[high scroll]

that's the other thing, my parents seem to also be too preoccupied to deal with either

[high scroll]

when you press esc you should probably now see an extended menu bar

or install some other mods alongside it to see if that works

[finite raven]

i see it now tysm 🙏

[agile tapir]

How do i make brainstorm pregnant

[glacial spindle]

[pure root]

Idk use invis joker or smt

And u get baby brainstorm

[agile tapir]

Woahh

Wouldnt it jusr be

Another adult brainstorm

[pure root]

Fair enough

Someone make wee brainstorm 🙏 😭

[woeful condor]

no this cannot be forgiven now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[shadow moss]

ball-atro

a balatro mod that makes everything ball shaped

[cloud fable]

Bought a balatro poster at an event

[eager grail]

https://www.roblox.com

[slate talon]

Baltro

[obsidian lodge]

Noooooo what i Will do without my pantaloons😭

[dusk tartan]

I need to play a seed that just has 1 type of card

actually no 52 copies of 1 card

[bitter steeple]

It exists, look up the all tens seed

[languid inlet]

The humble 10 erratic dih

Deck*

[glacial spindle]

the big dih

[late mortar]

its got a pilgrim character? that doesn't look like a pilgrim r u sure thats 1600s attire?

[burnt bloom]

I met John balatro in brawl stars

[high scroll]

you didn't show the other half with bread taste better than key

smh my head

[cloud fable]

Bought way more but I just thought this one was relevant

[cloud fable]

There's one more that I bought but idk if it's allowed

[zenith wadi]

Scott Pilgrim fan spotted?

[nimble crater]

i thin kits based on an album cover

[nimble crater]

gurt:

[potent pumice]

CHAT IM A DUMB ASS CAN SOMEONE HELP ME MOD MY BALATRO 🙁

[nimble crater]

#⚙・modding-general

[lyric vine]

when would you skip the buffoon pack in the first shop on plasma

[glacial spindle]

never

[merry ridge]

if you can grab one of the scaling chip jokers in the shop instead

[lyric vine]

what if there is nothing in the shop "worth" buying besides the buffoon pack, is it ever worth to skip it

[weary cypress]

[merry ridge]

I guess if you really wanted to wait for one of the better packs since scaling up early isn't that important for plasma

[boreal niche]

you could find a rebate in that pack

[gloomy herald]

Guys

Chicot is the best joker

[rough latch]

dangerously high compressed autism

good 3 u

[hoary kernel]

god tier seed

from two yoricks to two triboulets

[forest gate]

sup guys

nice to meet yall!

hope yall are doing ok

[remote whale]

Ahi canal en español?

[tranquil aurora]

Hey guys :D

[velvet socket]

Ik symmetry and not really much use but wouldn't blueprint be better on the sock?

[hoary kernel]

for early game i need money

golden ticket provides that

more money = more rerolls = this :)

[velvet socket]

I'm thinking sock will retrigger and lead to more money and if I'm doing my math right it's also just more score aswell

[hoary kernel]

if you copy sock:

3x1 (card, sock, bp X golden ticket)

if you copy golden ticket:

2x2 (card, sock X golden, bp)

people forget that the initial card being played counts as a trigger

[velvet socket]

im stupid lol

idk how i dont understand that card = card

plus golden ticket so its more like 3x2 vs 4x1

red seal*

[hoary kernel]

its alr this game is hard

[sick ivy]

is there an official discord for cryptid

[dawn scaffold]

Fellas I finally beat all decks on gold stake

Is this a hell yeah moment or nah

[reef sapphire]

idk bro tbh

i havent

[dawn scaffold]

Darn

Trust me plasma is the hardest frfr

In my lackluster experience

[reef sapphire]

it the only anyone i know has completed on gold stake (except checkered) (that i know of)

[dawn scaffold]

I probably did just have horrible luck

[lilac plaza]

Hi v_v

[inland arch]

I also do love buying 2 triboulet from the shop by rerolling

[hoary kernel]

it allows you to get to the situations where you get 2 tribs

[inland arch]

Isn't it literally based on luck from spectral packs in the shop

[upbeat ibex]

Is Xmult communative

Or is there an order

Who is in the balatro discord chat at 2 in the morning

[bold flume]

wym

[upbeat ibex]

Like, is it better to put 2Xmult behind or before 3xmult

[bold flume]

irrelevant

[upbeat ibex]

Kk

[bold flume]

but it ultimately depends on what the joker is i think there's a few edge cases

[forest gate]

chat I love ship of thesises so much

[bold flume]

order of triggers is:

• played card effect (polychrome/bonus/mult/etc.)
• joker effects that apply specifically on the cards, from leftmost joker to rightmost joker that isn't retriggers (photograph on first played face card/rough gem triggering on diamonds, etc).
• card retriggering jokers that retrigger the card just played (i.e hanging chad/seltzer)
• moves onto next played card, repeats
• hand card effect (i.e steel)
• joker effects that apply specifically on cards in hand, left to right that isn't retriggers (i.e baron, shoot the moon)
• card retriggering jokers that play in hand (mime)
• moves onto next card in hand, repeats
• moves to your jokers, triggers them left to right (the duo, the trio, etc.)

hand is complete

@upbeat ibex

iirc

someone can correct me if im wrong

[upbeat ibex]

Ahhh

I read allat I just don't know how to reply

[bold flume]

tldr is basically hand effects/jokers that trigger because a specific card was played -> deck effects -> jokers that trigger indepenently after then hand is played

[little drum]

How do I load the Mysterious Creatures mod?

[hoary kernel]

helps you deckfix so you have more flexibility in other things
i wouldnt be able to find an invis joker if i didnt have the money to constantly reroll and was busy deck fixing for the idols

[midnight lintel]

Yes

[chrome swift]

thunk if your are there

why are stickers banned

[steep stream]

6 decks off C+

😛

woahhhh dude

Is blackboard.... bad on painted deck?

[forest wagon]

yup

[steep stream]

my beloved 🥀🪦

[forest wagon]

I mean blackboard isnt bad but its worse on painted

than other decks

[steep stream]

Yeah I mean I can still see it working if you just focus suit changers a lil more than normal

but it's just crazy, I usually snap pick it

holo dagger for the poly egg

Gonna make the prettiest omelet in the world

[errant siren]

won a red deck game in 1 run & it was insane 😭

did all straights & almost lost it all ante 7

[agile tapir]

How did u manage to make something simple into something complicated dawg 💔

[umbral granite]

Did you guys play on Mobil or PC?

[latent hemlock]

First three rounds… all three won with a 4 oak

[north bone]

the people who have modded balala on mobile used a tutorial

ive done it but i became a programmer for such, and now im trying to fix a resources bug

[boreal gull]

👉 👈 🤡

[lofty stratus]

HOLY SHIT

FINALLY I FOUND A SOUL

[round flame]

is that modded balatro?

[spark fossil]

0/10 game

[rose igloo]

which one was it

[languid inlet]

Erm aktusually you don't beat the game until you beat gold stake on every deck with every jonkler 🤓 ☝️

[languid inlet]

Also congrats:]

[spark fossil]

does this to you

[spark fossil]

thanks :>

it's 300 hours of my life completely sunk

[ruby lily]

cibles mentioned

[spark fossil]

shoutout to seance for being completely useless

and hiker being impossible to find

[lofty stratus]

perkeo :D (but i lost the game ante 5 cuz i couldn't do anything really)

[urban laurel]

the humble chicot

[forest gate]

Yup

[light lava]

ig brainstorm right?

guys what am i sacrificing for baren here

[outer bay]

Baron for one of the blueprints/brainstorms I think.

I am no expert, baron is kings in hand right?

[drowsy sentinel]

ya

[drowsy sentinel]

a perkeo

[glacial spindle]

Congrats!

[spark fossil]

thanks ^^

[glacial spindle]

If all of those are cryptids then sell perkeo

[glacial spindle]

I got it at 300 h too

[spark fossil]

only thing left is

[copper juniper]

There should be a card called crypto

[spark fossil]

nan inf..

[copper juniper]

Its sell value is random between 2$-50$

[glacial spindle]

Same

[spark fossil]

my highest is e22 💔

[glacial spindle]

Crypto mb

[spark fossil]

e27 on mobile

[glacial spindle]

I dont have it in mobile 🥀

[spark fossil]

i played balatro for like 5 hours on pc and immediately bought it on mobile since it's like

the perfect time killer game

[glacial spindle]

I think my highest is e37

[light lava]

nah those are plutos

[spark fossil]

we gotta hop on the 200 stencil jokers 💔

[light lava]

im e107 rn lets see how much this run will go

[glacial spindle]

I have considered buying it for mobile several times but then I realize that it would be too addictive

[spark fossil]

i have like

85% stickers on mobile

i switched to pc to have the steam achievements

crypyid mod is fun for like 3 runs and it becomes kind of boring

[tight island]

@crystal nymph

need help with a problem

dms?

[woeful condor]

omg cibles fan?

ciblesgd tag spotted? 🌝

[spark fossil]

[strong prairie]

there's tons of other mods, including those closer to vanilla which might be a lot more fun for you

[spark fossil]

yeah, i saw extra credit and it genuinely seems amazing

[strong prairie]

I've heard that extra credit is a really good vanilla-like mod yeah

[spark fossil]

unfortunately that's like

all i know

[barren geyser]

Cible spotted

[spark fossil]

and cryptid is just.. yeah

[spark fossil]

stars in time spotted

[barren geyser]

It is me, John Stars and Time

[spark fossil]

[urban laurel]

holy hell plasma deck is so fun

[civic nymph]

what did i do

[light lava]

when am i gonna hit nanif what is this

[solemn elm]

naneinf is a while off

[light lava]

😭😭😭😭

I'm gonna dinner and continue the run later

holy fk e209 wtf

[forest wagon]

get a burglar+serpent instead of the juggler and you'll probably have it

[neon torrent]

Balatro so fun

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[kind robin]

[harsh pond]

this fella really raised my opnions on him. its nice very early if you already have a build in motion

[kind robin]

Wtf

[harsh pond]

what lol

if im going to play the same cards for the rest of the game might as well scrape some chips more

[outer bay]

When I got a photochad retrigger build I realized this guy's power lol.

[harsh pond]

The hack, fibbonacci and a ton of 2s

he is the weirdest chip generating joker, not even giving chips in the same round without retrigger, but his strengh snowballs really nice. currently i am on a 2pair 10's and 4's, generic stuff. but my 4's all have the value of 80 chips, which help, also death cards gain a extra edge with this

[fringe fox]

people dismiss chips jokers in general

and they can be very broken

castle my beloved

[harsh pond]

they really do launch a average Mult+ Multix run

i like hiker cuz he is a easy sell, he comes in, does his job, leaves with a net positive

[stuck widget]

Especially since there are so many builds using low-chip hands.

[harsh pond]

yeah, i had once made a flush house of 200+ chips kings, it was pretty nuts, love hiker from now on

[tight island]

i learn to appreciate chip jokers every plasma deck run

[grizzled berry]

Hello everyone!
I'd like to ask if it's allowed to invite players to participate in a new game as beta testers.
I'd like to know if I could talk to a mod, because my intentions aren't bad. I just want to know.

[tight island]

my dms are open if you wanna invite me for testing

[grizzled berry]

may god thank you

i´ll gonna send u a dm

[vast forum]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall

I play Abandoned deck and wanna know what legendaries I keep pulling?

CANIO AND TRIBOULET

Any advice with Abandoned deck green stake?

[grizzled berry]

Is important to have a good sense of your scoring, collect some chips and mult jokers

[vast forum]

I mean other than Walkie talkie and Fibonacci

idk what else combos

[grizzled berry]

keep it in mind that having less cards in abandonded decks is a way to play more hard hans, like four of a kind or straights

[vast forum]

True

[grizzled berry]

Blue Joker, Ice Cream, Square Joker are good early jokers

to collect enough money to find sometine really strong

[vast forum]

[grizzled berry]

And always try to find some ECON

[vast forum]

Idk i usually sacrifice Econ

There are just some cards i can't pull off

[grizzled berry]

you cannot sacrifice econ

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🇨🇳

[vast forum]

Help me

[fiery bobcat]

Whats your deck?

[vast forum]

Abandoned

tailored to Walkie talkie

give me a sec to screen shot

[fiery bobcat]

Whats throwback at

[vast forum]

X4

This is a really tough choice

[fiery bobcat]

Maybe sell a hack for the blueprint

[vast forum]

The idea was to get the blueprint for 3 hacks

or for 2 throwbacks

[flat shadow]

better choice

[vast forum]

I guess I'll ditch a hack

[fiery bobcat]

I dont think you can survive without walkie talkie and gros micheal doesnt sell for enough

[vast forum]

I ditched 1 hack

[fiery bobcat]

So probably hack

Ok

[vast forum]

so now it's hack, walkie talkie, gros michel that won't die

and 2 throw backs

OH NOW IT DIES

[high scroll]

Always

[vast forum]

CURSE YOU CRIMSON HEART

WHY DID IT HAD TO BE CRIMSON HEART

I WAS SO CLOSE

[flat shadow]

game rlly said

[vast forum]

Despite that I still love balatro for making me feel like a mad scientist

[median badger]

Let's see how it goes

[flat shadow]

average cryptid run lol

[spark fossil]

what do i do after c++

[midnight orchid]

[drowsy sentinel]

cryptid is tame

where are the #s

the ante -2eee6

[tight island]

reset

and do it again

[median badger]

We at 110 seconds for elapsed calculations

[tired plaza]

how the hell do you have negative playing cards

[median badger]

Cryptid

[median badger]

We still going

[nimble crater]

who deleted the guy money spreading

[rapid hill]

Delete the game.

[rapid hill]

Holy thats dat one person.

[gritty flame]

I smell the plant antes before

[grizzled spear]

balatro is a sweet little before bedtime treat

just one more ante….

[rotund kestrel]

@grizzled spear 2 hours later...

[grizzled spear]

💀 so true

[rotund kestrel]

How what

Oh isee

Flush 27

[median badger]

Yea retriggers also

[rotund kestrel]

Bruh

Those eternals

[dusk tartan]

what things go well with plasma deck?

[rotund kestrel]

Either chip or multmaxx

Imo

[grizzled spear]

white chip

drrr

[dusk tartan]

?

[grizzled spear]

white stake

the beginner chip??

[dusk tartan]

oh white stake

but like

what jokers go well with plasma deck

[vast forum]

afternoon for me

[abstract furnace]

odd todd

[steep stream]

Won gold stake plasma with the bull