🎙・server-chat

[rose igloo]

saturday for me 🙂

[agile tapir]

😭

[fiery bobcat]

PLEASE

[copper juniper]

Saturday NOS

[glad oriole]

hai

[high scroll]

I’m very much disappointed at how there’s none of them in honkai star rail

[rose igloo]

?

[bitter steeple]

I thought it was Tuesday or something

[craggy vector]

it is friesday

[glad oriole]

idk never played

[agile tapir]

Tomorrow doesnt mean rigjt now 😭

[obtuse snow]

check dms uwu

[agile tapir]

OH

[copper juniper]

Oh yea

Yk what get in my serv and teach my bro how to be a femboy

[fiery bobcat]

hi

[high scroll]

There are like three femboys in genshin i think

[glacial spindle]

the only day I dont go to university is sunday 😿

[copper juniper]

Skink

[agile tapir]

Nvm ignore me

[patent yacht]

If you think obelisk is bad i already know you guzzle planet cards like the cookie monster is at eating baked goods

[obtuse snow]

lets kiss

[candid kernel]

i will remind you in 3 hours

[agile tapir]

Ur cooked 💔 i barely go college

[candid kernel]

no

[craggy vector]

not enough

[thick lion]

I never bought obelisk

[glad oriole]

whassup

[bitter steeple]

I need a calendar

[obtuse snow]

welp it was worth a shot

[high scroll]

Yeah i know but it’s better than nothing

[candid kernel]

actually obelisk benefits from taking random planets

[craggy vector]

true but always not enough

[candid kernel]

nerd emoji

[copper juniper]

Yea get in my serv and teach my vro to be a femboy

[agile tapir]

Ouch 💔

[copper juniper]

Imma pay you in elite ball knowledge

[glad oriole]

its not that hard

[rose igloo]

my friend is a femboy

[glad oriole]

just present femininely

[rose igloo]

and he likes me

[glad oriole]

🔥

[glacial spindle]

actually the best strategy is to raise all the planets at the same time

[candid kernel]

i'm not comfortable with long distance flirting with people i barely know

[copper juniper]

and the krabby patty secret recipe

[glad oriole]

i started with skirts snd thigh highs and i feel great

[copper juniper]

I hide it in my ass

[patent yacht]

I meant like relying heavily on upgrading on only one hand, only focusing on base level of one hand and not using hand agnostic jokers

[candid kernel]

stage 1 of the pipeline

[obtuse snow]

oh dw, me neither

i was being lighthearted, but i apologise if it made u uncomfy

[craggy vector]

ts

[obtuse snow]

i cant do longdistance anymore

[candid kernel]

is all good

[glad oriole]

:]

[copper juniper]

I have someone who would

[glacial spindle]

[copper juniper]

Imma be devious

[obtuse snow]

ok good for you

[craggy vector]

egg

[bitter steeple]

hmm

[glacial spindle]

joker

[craggy vector]

devious joker mentioned

[agile tapir]

I needa buy a skirt but lowkey how do u find your size

[craggy vector]

measure you waist

that's it

lol

[copper juniper]

Could you uhm

[agile tapir]

Wirh WHAT

[glad oriole]

literally what i did was go into a target and try some on

[copper juniper]

Im asking you a big favour

[craggy vector]

a measuring tape

that's what I did when I bought my skirt

[candid kernel]

L rizz

[craggy vector]

fr

[copper juniper]

Tryna flirt with him or smth?

[agile tapir]

Im uk .

[patent yacht]

Runner is lowk so good

[bitter steeple]

bro what

[obtuse snow]

im not into men

[glad oriole]

do ur stores not have fitting rooms

[craggy vector]

amazon fr

[copper juniper]

Oh

[obtuse snow]

woah just like me

[rose igloo]

woah another one

[copper juniper]

The guy i cyberbully is in UK too

[agile tapir]

Some do, i dont rlly go outside alone though
And i have no friends

[obtuse snow]

good for him

[copper juniper]

Great

[glacial spindle]

with a thing that measures the waist

[glad oriole]

damn

[patent yacht]

Why you say that as if the british are non human creature?😭

[craggy vector]

get stuff from amazon friend

[bitter steeple]

surprised there hasn't been a beans and toast joke yet

[obtuse snow]

in sure you'll make sone soon 🥺

[copper juniper]

Just saying if you know someone whos family name is maclean

[rose igloo]

because we arent

[wintry lotus]

Well

[copper juniper]

Just run

[craggy vector]

because its true

[copper juniper]

Hide yo holes

[glad oriole]

i dont evem know my waist size i just know most medium skirts fit me

[copper juniper]

No diddy

[craggy vector]

this is a joke

[agile tapir]

But then ifk if it fits, i ordered a crop top recently byt again not sure if itll fit

[craggy vector]

thats why we measure our waist with a measuring tape beforehand

[agile tapir]

I'll probably need like a large then

[glad oriole]

crop tops are so peak

[craggy vector]

and check the measurements listed on the product

page

[agile tapir]

I DONT HAVE ONEEEE 😭

[candid kernel]

crop tops are awesome

[craggy vector]

get one bro

[patent yacht]

I will refract from making jokes about ones nationality cause my nationality gets me gaped if i ever reveal it

[agile tapir]

It was on vinted 💔

[copper juniper]

Also ik alot of ladies are here so imma ask a question

[agile tapir]

Not much on it

[craggy vector]

wat is vinted

[glad oriole]

and one femboy

[craggy vector]

Im a bit dumb girly so idk

[agile tapir]

App u buy used clothes on

[craggy vector]

owh

[agile tapir]

So its cheaper

[copper juniper]

If i send it to my girl and then disapear for 6-7 months am i cooked?

[thick lion]

there's a 3rd sex 😮

[agile tapir]

Fym dissappear

[craggy vector]

I understand wanting cheaper clothes, but I would recommend paying for quality fr

[glacial spindle]

the last time I bought clothes was two years ago i think

[glad oriole]

err no its just a way to present

[glacial spindle]

🥀

[copper juniper]

Yk

Just evaporate

[glad oriole]

i like looking feminine

it makes me hapoy

[agile tapir]

It difnt look bad sis 😭

[glad oriole]

but im very male too

[craggy vector]

then get it fr

[agile tapir]

Youd be cookedd

[glad oriole]

NOT trans

im quite sure that im not trans

[agile tapir]

Thats what they all say

[copper juniper]

Imma try tho

[craggy vector]

this is a problem I need to fix for myself sometimes

[patent yacht]

Question: Is runner goated?

[turbid ibex]

that's what I said

[thick lion]

I know that I was being sarcastic

[rose igloo]

[copper juniper]

Why do i get funny ass animations when i trans emoji you

[glad oriole]

i dont like this

[rose igloo]

mb 😔

[glad oriole]

im quite certain of my identity

[agile tapir]

I sadlt became trans before getting fem clothes 💔

[glacial spindle]

[craggy vector]

I need hit road the

😔

[glacial spindle]

the road hit

[agile tapir]

As in realized i was, not 'became'

[copper juniper]

Road rage

[glad oriole]

i dont feel wrong as a man i just dont like looking masculine

[bitter steeple]

road hit the

[thick lion]

eternal egg

[craggy vector]

my masucline features are very triggering

[wintry lotus]

You dont need to be a woman to have feminen traits

[glad oriole]

mhm

:]

[copper juniper]

Mine too

[craggy vector]

this is not you gng

[copper juniper]

Nah yk what lets face reveal for no reason

[turbid ibex]

clothes don't have gender do whatever you want

[glad oriole]

i do

:3

[turbid ibex]

i used to be a crossdresser

[copper juniper]

Either this or him

[turbid ibex]

peam!

[copper juniper]

Or delsin rowe

[craggy vector]

this isnt you either gng

[wintry lotus]

People like to enforce bs like colors and shapes to different genders but its just genes

[glad oriole]

i wear skirts in public and im very confident about it too

[copper juniper]

https://spotify.link/d4wsBPRVJXb

[craggy vector]

I wish fr

[copper juniper]

Listen to this dawg

[glad oriole]

ive loved the color pink for ages before i even knew i was gay

[craggy vector]

I like black and white

[glad oriole]

or a femboy

[copper juniper]

Okay then him

[craggy vector]

[wintry lotus]

I deadass thought you suggested one of the most known nirvava songs at first

[candid kernel]

am i desperate if i'm taking enhanced face cards for drivers on an abandoned bus run

[copper juniper]

"Wish i could eat your cancer when you turn black" is a crazy line

[craggy vector]

yeah

[glacial spindle]

me too, but I don't like looking feminine either, I guess both gender and clothing are asexualish

[copper juniper]

Listen to it tho

[wintry lotus]

Oh its a cover

[candid kernel]

what in the world

[copper juniper]

Im literally the black delsin rowe

[glad oriole]

ye

[craggy vector]

the world

[copper juniper]

Is he sexy?

[craggy vector]

no

[copper juniper]

Tf you mean no

Hes me

In white

[glad oriole]

nah

[bitter steeple]

isn't this that one self aware character

[glacial spindle]

delsin mentioned

[bitter steeple]

who highkey bullies you for being ass at the game

[craggy vector]

wdym tf you mean no

[glacial spindle]

no

[copper juniper]

I mean maybe

Hes a funny dude

Akomish weird spiderman

[thick lion]

Is he sexy

[craggy vector]

hell no

[bitter steeple]

evil ass photo

[copper juniper]

Thats prob you

[craggy vector]

devious joker

[copper juniper]

And you look like the joker

[candid kernel]

fuck

[craggy vector]

did you pair max

[copper juniper]

[glacial spindle]

[copper juniper]

Ahh

[craggy vector]

bbnos is sexy

icl

[copper juniper]

BBNOS?

[craggy vector]

yes

[candid kernel]

i am doing that

[copper juniper]

BABYNOSE?

HIM?

[craggy vector]

nice

[craggy vector]

yes

broke infant

[copper juniper]

What in the sweet fuck

I mean hes rich so

[craggy vector]

money does not attract me

[copper juniper]

His music is kinda ass sometimes

[thick lion]

No

[glad oriole]

meow

[agile tapir]

Lowky nah

Toriel is the biggest baddy

[bitter steeple]

sometimes is an interesting word to use (I've never heard of him or his music)

[rose igloo]

meow

[glad oriole]

:3

[craggy vector]

bbnos and toriel are not related

[wintry lotus]

This the type of shit you see in an illustration of sleep paralysis demons

[rose igloo]

:3

[copper juniper]

Rave

But by a 30 yr old middle aged man

[agile tapir]

Ik, my point still stands

[copper juniper]

Imagine a dad trying to use facebook

[craggy vector]

fair

I think ralsei is cuter

[copper juniper]

Him but with electronic music

[glad oriole]

thanatos from hades is so hot

[agile tapir]

Hes kinda cute but im a lesbian

[craggy vector]

this is so true

[craggy vector]

I understand

[glad oriole]

:3

[copper juniper]

Hot take

Eddy gordo

[glad oriole]

whom

[candid kernel]

eddy fat

[copper juniper]

Search him up

[wintry lotus]

Is that daniel larson😭

Who is that dawg

[craggy vector]

Zagreus is also sexy

[copper juniper]

Im literally him

[copper juniper]

HIM?!?@?!?

You got the wrong guy

[agile tapir]

Hot take: Oops all 6's + business card is hot

[copper juniper]

Thats bob

[glad oriole]

truth

:3

[craggy vector]

you right

[craggy vector]

Meg as well

[glad oriole]

maybe

[copper juniper]

https://spotify.link/oakA2EmWJXb

[craggy vector]

as a bi boy I have to

[glad oriole]

im too gay to say

[copper juniper]

Should i sing over this?

[thick lion]

Evan Jennings

[glacial spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427145658590302330/1427535999587586048/glorpsi-3x.webp

[wintry lotus]

Chat randomly died

[glacial spindle]

for better good

[copper juniper]

I was dead

Thats why

[craggy vector]

it went from sexism to homo

[agile tapir]

Goodnight my balatros

[copper juniper]

Gn fine shyt

[glacial spindle]

goodnight

[agile tapir]

Bro do NOT call me that 😭

[wintry lotus]

Polar opposites because one is blind hate and one is affection

[fiery bobcat]

goodnight

[rose igloo]

goodnight

[craggy vector]

yes

[glacial spindle]

only english

[agile tapir]

Nights

[glacial spindle]

[copper juniper]

Guys imma be sleepin too then

My cat be cattin

[rose igloo]

i should sleep soon too

1:30

but like

icba

[copper juniper]

Im torturin her

[candid kernel]

i can sticker this

[copper juniper]

WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY SOCKS VEGA

[thick lion]

in its tummy

[candid kernel]

pretty tipical gold stake run

[candid kernel]

erm

[wintry lotus]

My child

[thick lion]

I like this chinese cat

[copper juniper]

Cutito

Ehehehh

[wintry lotus]

Purrfect

[copper juniper]

Mine is more like silver the hedgehog tho

[craggy vector]

I just got insane ptsd

[craggy vector]

poor cars

😔

[wintry lotus]

He does my shop re rolls for better rng btw

[thick lion]

What

Ok

[craggy vector]

there was this like group of people

who would torture cats

and post about it

[copper juniper]

Oh them

[craggy vector]

this is old news atp but it was very distressing when I learned about it

[copper juniper]

I got some assault charges for that

[wintry lotus]

A small group in china if i remember correctly

[copper juniper]

I mean i SHOULD had if they would had catch me

[craggy vector]

yes

they caught a few people

[copper juniper]

But fr imma sleepy sleepy

Goodnight

[craggy vector]

gn

[wintry lotus]

Badnight hehehehe

[candid kernel]

let's go

[patent imp]

👀

[candid kernel]

william afton joker is fun

[dusk tartan]

damn I'm not getting any good seeds for green dack

also why are so many people running ghost deck

[craggy vector]

bcz ghost deck is fun

[craggy vector]

every seed is a good seed

[dusk tartan]

seed money matador start into another matador into to the moon

on green deck

[craggy vector]

Matador start is nice

seed money is irrelevant

[dusk tartan]

it wasn't a boss blind that triggers

[craggy vector]

most time we aren't getting ante 1 voucher anyways

[craggy vector]

then we wait for something better

if you can share the seed then I will do it

[dusk tartan]

nah I immediately started a new one

[craggy vector]

welp

[hoary kernel]

this wouldve went so hard

natural negative idol and sock

[slim junco]

wtf

[south barn]

then watching the banana wither away as i pull an even larger banana from my pocket

[high scroll]

The poker dealer when i turn my two of hearts into a brick and throw it along with my 4 ace of spades

[clear island]

Cavendishes aren't bigger then Gros Michels I think, just more resistant to the plague that extinguised them

[south barn]

yes but they're more powerful in game

[tawdry sundial]

destroyed by 2.4m Violet Vessel :c

[dusk tartan]

WHICH ONE

do I even CHOOSE

vampire or photograph

I have both hanging chad and the gold mask in my deck rn

this image won't even send

[clear island]

If you're early I'd probably pick Vampire

[dusk tartan]

WHAT IS THIS LMFAO
2 Buffoon packs one with the 2 cards mentioned above the other with a fucking blueprint

[candid kernel]

it has the benefit of being useful with any hand type

while photo really wants 3oak or above

[tawdry sundial]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[craggy vector]

the needle

[tawdry sundial]

of course I see Violet Vessel again, this time it's gonna be a complete joke lmfao

[sullen pewter]

sans undertale my beloved <3

[tidal spindle]

And his brother papyrus

[dusk tartan]

negative photograph ante 2 but I lost to the eye

damn

[modern notch]

Literally wtf did you do

[sullen pewter]

search "sans undertale ante skip", there's a few videos/posts on it - you get two mr. bones and glitchy stuff happens

[dusk tartan]

your greed is insatiable

[sullen pewter]

if you're on a boss blind, your ante increases - on non-bosses though, just rounds go up. i ran this for >24 hours lol, it went 90k rounds with my egg that was already worth 180k from the first time i did it this run

[high scroll]

lmfao

[unreal grove]

@glad plover

[unreal grove]

How tf did you do this

[glad plover]

Goated loadout

[slender knoll]

mult

[languid inlet]

+3 dollars

[glad plover]

Bro might like egg a little

[tawdry sundial]

technically the banana is Cavendish because you would've had to travel like 75 years in the past to get an actual Gros Michel

[unreal grove]

Any balana artificial food flavour is gros micheal

[candid kernel]

is this enough value generation for me to take the rental

[sullen pewter]

see above, search "sans undertale ante skip", there's some posts and videos on it

[languid inlet]

Woah

[languid inlet]

Impressive stuff :]

[calm citrus]

How many card in your deck do u need for Naneinf again?

[glacial spindle]

Im never playin cryptid again

I feel like my brain is melting

[calm citrus]

NGL cryptid is fun only if you're a novice at balatro

[languid inlet]

Mods in my server chat? Yeah the usual ig

💔

[languid inlet]

Depends on the amount of bp/bs and mimes and brandons

[glacial spindle]

I've only played two runs of cryptid and I feel terribly tired

🥀

[calm citrus]

i have 2 barons a mime and 4 copy effects

[glacial spindle]

I feel dizzy lol

[calm citrus]

alr thank u!!!

[calm citrus]

what decks have you used?

[glacial spindle]

My first run was in blank deck

[calm citrus]

fair

[glacial spindle]

Today (2nd run) was red deck

[shadow wadi]

Not quite; there is a few Gros Michel plantations that survived (but no where's near the amount necessary to keep up with world potassium demand)

[calm citrus]

the Equilibrium is a personal favorite ngl

[languid inlet]

Most normal reaction to cryptid. Cryptid is like balatro at 3 am except you're high and dehydrated

[calm citrus]

if u want Chaos thats the Deck!

[languid inlet]

[In a good way]

[glacial spindle]

I dont want nothin anymore tbh

I feel saturated lol

[tawdry sundial]

if I wanted to play Cryptid I need to actually make a new profile and hit unlock all to prevent undeserved achievements on my Steam profile
that already kills a lot of the fun

[glacial spindle]

It had never happened to me with balatro

[glacial spindle]

Thatss why Im just starting to add mods after getting c++

But i dont think Im going to add any more mods 😭

[tawdry sundial]

Jokers I've never been able to sticker

[harsh pond]

The Hack ? damn

[steep stream]

no rocket money?

I guess bro uses mint

[craggy vector]

who needs rocket when you have golden boy

[nimble crater]

are you blackpilled

[lilac plaza]

Hi

I need help in something

How can I mod Balatro on my cell phone?

[calm citrus]

so close xd

[knotty scaffold]

easy ante 8 lineup if you get a few planets

i LOVE retriggers + Photograph

[calm citrus]

worst part abt missing is that u have to do it allllllll over again.

Lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooo

first Naneinf! (although i did have napkin from Partner here too)

[glacial spindle]

congrats!

[sterile robin]

speaking of naneinf, I just joined the server and need help figuring out if I can naneinf with my current build or if I'm cooked

I'm at ante 50, rolled the boss into the serpent, have 9 mmore hands to play with blue print, brainstorm, baron, but I don't want to overshoot 6e17

[glacial spindle]

Ante 50?

[crystal gazelle]

rarran had a video on 10,000 jokers does anyone know what mod he was using to remove the joker cap or make it crazy high

[sterile robin]

yah

[crystal gazelle]

round?"

[sterile robin]

oh

...

lol

yeah round my bad

[crystal gazelle]

does anyone know what mod dan gheesling and rarran were using for 10k joker limit

[waxen cloud]

rip my new highest round, coulda gotten to naneinf If I wasn't playing like a fool

I skipped over an ecto in a spectral pack with an invis already in the shop and then had to spend 2500+ later to get another

was tragic

I coulda had 6 copies per round from like round 30 but instead only got to 6 per round at round 80

but oh well, that run was wearing on my sanity anyways

[fringe cape]

I want fps game

Cool game

Can't find a fun game to play

[sullen pewter]

realtime at 4x speed <3

vanilla SUAS mechanics (shenanigans with two mr. bones)

[fading arrow]

is bro even an arcana pack

[craggy vector]

spectral pack reskinned

[languid inlet]

Live laugh love ghost deck white stake<3

[forest wagon]

oh man todays balatrodle sucked for me

[lofty stratus]

guys i hit e for the first time yesterday :D

[steep stream]

congrats my dude

I just beat anaglyph gold stake, n now I'm over the hump

8 down, 7 to go

[slim junco]

Round 101 ! 😨

[frosty river]

Hello

[forest wagon]

hi

[unkempt dawn]

Hello

[steel fiber]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[agile tapir]

Hello

[rose igloo]

ello

[agile tapir]

Bonjourno

I get my cool.shirt in an hour but i lowkey dont know if itll fit

Im.praying 🙏

[rose igloo]

ew french

[agile tapir]

Ok fine

Czescz!

[rose igloo]

much better

[agile tapir]

:3

This pizza i has for breakfast

🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[rose igloo]

yum

[agile tapir]

Yes im eating on baking paper yes i have no clean plates no dont Judge me

[rose igloo]

i dont judge anyone

:)

[agile tapir]

Hmmm

Well thank u but somee ppl its good to judge

If yk who

[rose igloo]

i dont

[agile tapir]

Bad ppl

That im.not gonna start another argument about

[rose igloo]

i wouldnt consider that judging them but i suppose

[agile tapir]

Yah

[rose igloo]

yar

[agile tapir]

Swashbuckler!?

[rose igloo]

i fucking hate that joker

such a nothing burger

just buns

[agile tapir]

Why? Its not necesarily bad, it makes use of eternal eggs foe example

[slim junco]

AAAAAA

HELLO GUYS

[agile tapir]

And the one that adds one value to every card

[slim junco]

[agile tapir]

Hiyaa

[rose igloo]

ello

[slim junco]

Damn I'm hungry

[rose igloo]

giftcard my goat

[agile tapir]

Im gonna do my fourth gold stake today just watch

Im on the last 3 stakes of black deck

[agile tapir]

Yess

Amazing econ especially if u get that uh

Joker value tarot

[rose igloo]

temperance

[agile tapir]

Yes

Why he staring at me like that

[fickle wedge]

Hi hello i haters u and balantro

[rose igloo]

why not

[rose igloo]

oh no

i care, so much

[static drift]

I'm such a doofus I got so locked in getting naneinf I forgot that I was meant to be hanging out with my real life friends 💀💀

[velvet hill]

Balantro

[fickle wedge]

F u

[gentle shell]

B a r o n

[glacial spindle]

I didnt know that can happen

[toxic kelp]

Do rare jokers spawn rate decrease with blinds? Literally never find baron blueprint in gold stake

[rose igloo]

no

[craggy vector]

less resources = less rolls

that's why it feels that way

also baron is ass

and you should not be going for baron

especially on gold stake

[hollow kraken]

Hey anyone have a seed for a run that has the debt card joker and a lot of negative jokers ?

[gentle moss]

Jsjdjs

Wait! Are you a human?
Confirm that you're not a robot.

[hollow kraken]

Yes I am a human😂😂

[gentle moss]

Ok

[hollow kraken]

Anyway 😂do y’all cuz I’m trying to get to nanimf

[craggy vector]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[cyan solstice]

yeet

[craggy vector]

ty

[pulsar tendon]

I need a volunteer for my assignment, needs to be from eastern europe or around it. It's about Russio-Ukraine war that's happening currently. It's not political or something, I just need your experience when the war is happening. How's the school there when the war started, how does it affect your life, and also how does it affect the economy around there.

[craggy vector]

this is probably better suited for #🃏・off-topic

[dark thorn]

also, those are already very political.

bet not much fit on off-topic either.

[craggy vector]

probably better to be on the safe side

[dark thorn]

try to hire someone over discord is already very SUSpicious.
don't kidnap me to Cambodia-Myanmar crime compounds

[pulsar tendon]

bruh no

i only need stories

and also the existence of community is already political

you can't escape it

[slender knoll]

cards

suits

i really love playing card suits

something about em

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🅱️

[agile tapir]

I think it was just after i got chicor

Chicot

He was my last joker

[smoky iris]

does anyone got any tips, im fairly new and only got around 60+ hrs and I usually choke around ante 7

[agile tapir]

What stake are u playing on?

[marble beacon]

joshua torso

[smoky iris]

usually js white or red, but im really wanting to try gold but im hot buns

[craggy vector]

don't overspend early

and build towards pairs

until something in the shop prompts you to pivot

[smoky iris]

I see

[craggy vector]

also watch Dr.Spectred's gold stake lessons

[smoky iris]

ty

[slim junco]

Finally we are done with the black sticker

[raven flint]

I’m so tempted but idk, he’s such a weak joker now

[agile tapir]

I hate black feck

[agile tapir]

Vampire is like the worst scaling xmult joker

Hate it

Even throwbacks better, cause u can actually build a good run from skipping

[thick lion]

what do the numbers mean mason

[agile tapir]

What numbers

[glacial spindle]

6 7

[craggy vector]

4, 9

[glacial spindle]

[craggy vector]

[rose igloo]

[woeful condor]

so-called freethinkers when blueprint chain:

[raven flint]

[glacial spindle]

[ruby lily]

[thick lion]

[livid compass]

yo dawg you're damn expensive

[glacial spindle]

[narrow hare]

unseeded

filtered yes seeded no

[obsidian brook]

what's a "filtered" game mean?

[obsidian brook]

also what mod adds that "+181" at the bottom left of mercury?

-# I'm presuming its minimizing 181 mercuries

[narrow hare]

saturn

it is

[obsidian brook]

noice

[obsidian brook]

@narrow hare ^?

[narrow hare]

i used a mod to reroll for a seed where a charm tag comes with a soul

[obsidian brook]

ah

[craggy vector]

brainstorm mod

[slender knoll]

adding a new rank

i call it 4

[opal sierra]

[tame whale]

yorick is hot garbage

[terse elbow]

i was using mods and forgot to switch off my main profile, any way i can turn back on achievements for that profile?

[slender knoll]

would look something like this

🂴

[rose igloo]

okay 🙂

[copper juniper]

Real tho

[north crescent]

mod config has a setting

[craggy vector]

this is just not true

and is bait

[tight wraith]

[glacial spindle]

[lilac plaza]

Hi

[agile tapir]

BALATROS

I got my crop top today

And its so cute

[tame whale]

why did it not work for my run

[craggy vector]

happy for you

[agile tapir]

Ty =3

[craggy vector]

because you didn't play well

simple as

[tame whale]

No?, yorick is just ass

[lilac plaza]

No

[craggy vector]

uh huh

[tame whale]

I didn't win instantly using it, although I played like a blind monkey

[silent kraken]

can riff raff make another riff raff?

[craggy vector]

imagine not being able to win using one of the easiest jokers to scale

lmao

[tame whale]

not anywhere as good as kerneo

[craggy vector]

canio is ass

[agile tapir]

No way u just said that

[craggy vector]

this is definitely bait

[agile tapir]

No way u just said that

[craggy vector]

yes way I said that

[agile tapir]

Canio is amazing

[craggy vector]

not better than rick

fs

[silent kraken]

balatro players when it comes to having the worst opinions ever

[agile tapir]

Dude u get a hanged man and u scale that bitch by 2

[craggy vector]

balatro players when it comes to disagreeing with the right opinions

[agile tapir]

Depends on ur build when u get them ngl
And what deck (red deck better for yorifk, abandoned deck awful for canio, etc)

[craggy vector]

most of the runs I've had canio I've only managed to get him yo 4x by the end of ante 8

because hung men rng

[agile tapir]

I had him up to like x7

[craggy vector]

meanwhile yorick

[craggy vector]

yeah it varies

ofc

from seed to seed

[agile tapir]

Wheres all my hung women 💔 sigh

[craggy vector]

canio isn't terrible by any means but I'm picking rick over him any day

[agile tapir]

Id argue aswell yeah but like

Yorick is pretty hard

[craggy vector]

rick is just easier to scale

[agile tapir]

On gold stake

[craggy vector]

I made it work

pretty well

[agile tapir]

U have 2 discards, if u have no jokers helping u

[craggy vector]

look at my jokers

[agile tapir]

That one +3 discards joker would be peao

[craggy vector]

lol

I picked up eternal credit card ante 1 round 1

that start turned into that

[agile tapir]

Not saying yorick is bad again just making arguments on how he might be pretty hard to scale on goldstake

[craggy vector]

yes I get that argument

but he is still decent

on gold stake

[fiery bobcat]

I prefer canio if I have good econ

[craggy vector]

reliable xmult scaler

[agile tapir]

Ot course

[lilac plaza]

I prefer Triboulet

[craggy vector]

yk at least you didn't say baron or idol

so it can slide

[glacial spindle]

Perkeo is ass

[agile tapir]

My fav is holo or luckycat

[craggy vector]

this is so true

genuinely one of the most mid ass legendaries

[agile tapir]

Nuh...

I love perked

Perkeo

[lilac plaza]

Triboulet besto joker

[agile tapir]

Ths only legendary that actually suxks is chicot

[craggy vector]

Perkeo is very situational

[silent kraken]

i've seen people win the lottery with less joy in their eyes

[craggy vector]

if you don't have something to copy then well

he's useless

[silent kraken]

the humble ankh spectral card:

[agile tapir]

Wcen then he barely doea muxh

He flips around like 3 bossez

Thats it

[silent kraken]

invisible joker

[glacial spindle]

And if u lack of blueprint is even worse

[craggy vector]

still getting to copy 1 death is decent

or temperence

[lilac plaza]

And negative:

[craggy vector]

or hermit

but again if you have nothing to copy then its cooked

[silent kraken]

all legendaries are good

[agile tapir]

Still literally helps on only a couple bosses dawg... no economy help, no small/big blimd help

[glacial spindle]

Kinda

[craggy vector]

no

[lilac plaza]

Canio:

[silent kraken]

okay so which are good in your opinion.

[craggy vector]

only when you have something to death ofc

[agile tapir]

Hanged man:
Glass card:
Spectral packs:

[lilac plaza]

Good point

[craggy vector]

1. Chicot
2. Yorick
3. Canio
4. Trib
5. Perkeo

[lilac plaza]

And pareidolia

[craggy vector]

best to worst

[dark fulcrum]

chicot is peak

[craggy vector]

chigoat

[tame whale]

can we have yorick on last place

[dark fulcrum]

chicot gives infinite hands if you really think about it

[craggy vector]

no

[silent kraken]

worst fucking list ive ever seen

[dark fulcrum]

hand size^*

[lilac plaza]

Chikot also known as the wildcard to have naneinf

[craggy vector]

nope, this is the correct list

[fiery bobcat]

This is a gold stake ranking right?

[craggy vector]

yes ofc

I don't play white stake endless

[dark fulcrum]

i agree with the list because perkeo slander

[lilac plaza]

I speak spanish and i use autotraductor sorry ):

[tame whale]

lmao only nerds do white stake

[craggy vector]

that is fair

[dark fulcrum]

hey what the hell

[tame whale]

hey bud, I speak Spanish too

[rose igloo]

i like how you think

[dark fulcrum]

i just like seeing big numbers go bigger

[tame whale]

I mean... what's the point

[craggy vector]

:)

[silent kraken]

never rank again

[dark fulcrum]

^this is the point

[craggy vector]

you have ass opinions brah

[tame whale]

well yh, but that's like playing minecraft on creative mode

[craggy vector]

that is just a fact

[rose igloo]

:)

[silent kraken]

1. Canio
2. Perkeo
3. Triboulet
4. Yorick
5. Chicot

[glacial spindle]

[tame whale]

ofc It's gonna be fun at first, but then you'll run out of meaningful goals and you'll quit balatro in lack of a new challenge to accomplish

[dark fulcrum]

no its not, i suck at this game white stake is a challenge to me

[lilac plaza]

In my opinion, legendary wildcards are wildcards that you have to use well for them to work.

[craggy vector]

actually garbage list

lol

[dark fulcrum]

big number go bigger

[craggy vector]

definitely white stake player

[dark fulcrum]

the perkeo glaze is crazy

[fiery bobcat]

Perkeo at 2?

[craggy vector]

bro plays white stake, what else do you guys expect

[glacial spindle]

Perkeo at 6

[craggy vector]

😔

[dark fulcrum]

too high

[craggy vector]

Perkeo doesn't even deserve to be on the list

[tame whale]

hm, just chips +mult xmult

[silent kraken]

i play gold stake ❤️

[craggy vector]

don't believe it with those opinions

[tame whale]

I just beat black stake yesterday

[lilac plaza]

In my opinion the best joker is the ancient joker.

[tame whale]

I think maybe I should grind for invisible joker

[dark fulcrum]

i beat gold stake today whats your point

i just like white stake more

[fiery bobcat]

good for u

[lilac plaza]

O comodin antiguo( idk how it talks lol)

[obsidian lodge]

Why?

[craggy vector]

ragebait used to be believable

[dark fulcrum]

well you could get jimbo from soul card so

you can say

[craggy vector]

Perkeo good for temperence value

[dark fulcrum]

that perkeo isnt even in the top 5 jokers u could get from souls

[craggy vector]

and dagger value

[dark fulcrum]

true

[craggy vector]

[silent kraken]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/axcxiii/stats/appid/2379780/achievements/

[obsidian lodge]

Im felling dumb, im not getting The joke

[craggy vector]

it used to be so believable

[dark fulcrum]

must be edited

[craggy vector]

ceremonial dagger

[dark fulcrum]

perkeo sucks no joke here

[craggy vector]

I'd feed perk to the dagger

no hesitation

[rose igloo]

the joke is that perkeo is better for the +20 from dagger than its effect

but is it really a joke if its true?

[dark fulcrum]

couldnt have said it better myself

[obsidian lodge]

He IS a joker

So Its always a joke

[dark fulcrum]

i mean true thats why hes a joke

[craggy vector]

glad most people in chat can band together to shit on Perkeo

[dark fulcrum]

hell yeah

[silent kraken]

nope! i'm just better

[rose igloo]

good point, didnt consider that

[glacial spindle]

[dark fulcrum]

i mean you probably are but your opinions arent

[craggy vector]

L takes of the century

for sure

[rose igloo]

trib and perkeo are my two least favourite

[craggy vector]

valid

[rose igloo]

trib failed me ante 2

[rose igloo]

tbh it was my fault

[urban laurel]

we found the perkeo hater

[rose igloo]

trying to draw kings and queens with no deck fixing

[rose igloo]

theres a whole room of them here

[urban laurel]

Heresy

[fiery bobcat]

Perkeo in anything but white stake ghost deck is usually just an econ joker

[urban laurel]

you guys dont know how to deathmaxx

[obsidian lodge]

What abt The deck fixing

[urban laurel]

yea exactly

[rose igloo]

+$4 from selling the negative consumable

[silent kraken]

6th sense....

[urban laurel]

one death and you are slapping five of a kinds after several rounds

[boreal niche]

This isn't great

[fiery bobcat]

Thats usually only 3 or 4 spectral cards and rarely get what you want

[urban laurel]

6th sense can sometimes work i've never got seance to work

not even once

[obsidian lodge]

Egg>perkeo(temperance value)

[silent kraken]

it's better than what you would choose

[craggy vector]

you see this Kami

kekw

[boreal niche]

lol

[neon torrent]

is there a way to play this game for free

[silent kraken]

i'm too woke for this

[obsidian lodge]

Piracy

[neon torrent]

what’s that

[boreal niche]

i definitely can't tell you to pirate the game via various different methods which i won't disclose here

[neon torrent]

well the balatro online.com isn’t working

did it get taken down?

[boreal niche]

i definitely am not allowed to talk about steamunlocked letting you pirate balatro nosirree

[glacial spindle]

Now all r flexxing

[neon torrent]

pls I love Balatro is there anyway to play it for free

[rose igloo]

commit a crime

in piracy

[boreal niche]

I definitely can't tell you to pirate the game

and i definitely can't talk about steamunlocked which will let you pirate balatro

[dark fulcrum]

walk the plank buddy

[fiery bobcat]

Just steal someone's steam account

[boreal niche]

Which you definitely can't do right now as we speak

[glacial spindle]

[urban laurel]

steamunlocked?

[craggy vector]

convince someone to buy it for you

[urban laurel]

yeah use that if you want your pc to become an overnight bitcoin mine worker 🥀

[craggy vector]

I would advise against discussing this

[urban laurel]

sure

[boreal niche]

The alternative is fitgirlrepacks i think? Idk i havent checked if balatro is on there

[craggy vector]

what happened to not discussing piracy

[urban laurel]

Let's not just discuss it

[craggy vector]

🥀

[urban laurel]

Dont wanna get booted from the balatro server

[craggy vector]

yez

[boreal niche]

guhhhh

[fiery bobcat]

Thats how I play balatro

[glacial spindle]

I left piracy when I met steam

[craggy vector]

only for AAA games

I like supporting indie devs

[glacial spindle]

I dont

[urban laurel]

if buying doesnt mean you own it...

[glacial spindle]

I hate them

[craggy vector]

damn

alr

🥀

[glacial spindle]

Nowadays that applies with all things tho

[urban laurel]

Born too late to build generational wealth, Born too early for real life Cyberpunk

Born just in time to eat Big Macs and worry about the housing prices

[urban laurel]

suboptimal joker order

[glacial spindle]

Wdym

[urban laurel]

Oh i dont mean anything it's just become a hobby atp, i see a balater pic and automatically reply "suboptimal joker order"

It's fun, you should try it

[waxen cloud]

Probably cause bp on perkeo?

[glacial spindle]

Thats suboptimal

[sturdy pier]

ty for saying this i just saw my blueprint was on the perkeo

🔥

[urban laurel]

holy shit

[glacial spindle]

No waying

I was wrong all along

[sturdy pier]

sad

[glacial spindle]

That was suboptimal

[urban laurel]

she bal on my at till i ro

[solemn kettle]

Hello

[high scroll]

Hey stfu!

Wait no that sounds wrong

[copper juniper]

Waying

[sturdy pier]

ive gone a lil overkill

[silent kraken]

best joker combo is vampire + midas mask + pareidolia
fight me

[glacial spindle]

...

[umbral notch]

i got a really good ghost deck seed, ima prob send it in seeds later

}}

[sturdy pier]

what the hell

[umbral notch]

WHAT

[rose igloo]

why do your jokers look like that

[neon torrent]

give me game please

😔

[sturdy pier]

mod

[rose igloo]

ik that, what mod

[sturdy pier]

its a texture pack

[rose igloo]

called?

[sturdy pier]

ill check

[rose igloo]

thanks

[sturdy pier]

np

[umbral notch]

also how'd you get TWO tribulet's and a perko

[sturdy pier]

ghost joker

[umbral notch]

well, makes sense

XD

[tame whale]

what are some broken jokers

[sturdy pier]

baron

[tame whale]

Ik about brainstorm, blueprint, invis

baron too

what else

what else should I grind for

[sturdy pier]

lucky cat and dice

i relaunched the game

why is the number nil now

what does that mean

[glacial spindle]

Droll joker

[woeful condor]

grimbo

square

[craggy vector]

no

[sturdy pier]

yes but only when ur trying to do the king method idk

[craggy vector]

by that logic mime is broken

because mime is useful in builds excluding baron too

and without mime baron is useless

he's like Vagabonds estranged cousin, and Vagabond is more useful

[tame whale]

can't find it

[woeful condor]

green joker

[sturdy pier]

just what the hell is nil

[craggy vector]

green joker

[sturdy pier]

what is the number nil

i just wanted to get a naneinf

[woeful condor]

okay what the hell

never seen that

[sturdy pier]

me too

[tight wraith]

Same

[sturdy pier]

i mean i overkilled a little because i got double than enough for the naneinf

[high scroll]

?? Isn’t nil a thurston geometry?

[tame whale]

really?

[sturdy pier]

idk

[tame whale]

Is it good early game

[woeful condor]

they've told me

[tame whale]

or good even in the end game

right

[craggy vector]

square joker is one of the best jokers in this game

[sturdy pier]

credit card best joker

trust

[craggy vector]

credit card was here

it allowed me to buy things

ante 1

[tame whale]

doesn't it screw your econ permanently tho?

[high scroll]

DNA is pretty great especially when paired with anything really

DNA with sixth sense is very fun

[craggy vector]

I had lucky cards

[sturdy pier]

huh

[rose igloo]

the game tries to set your high score, but you scored "nil" which is not a number, so it fails to set your high score and crashes

[sturdy pier]

ill reinstll the game

[tame whale]

ohhh sounds fun

just had a run with DNA

[midnight lintel]

Is chicot really the worst legendary

Idk bruh i find him useful

Sometimes even more than perkeo

[glacial spindle]

Worst leg is perkeo

[midnight lintel]

Idk i have a friend who has like

100% ts game

[keen crystal]

guys