🎙・server-chat

[analog swan]

thats all she wrote

surprised I could get 2 bil with this setup tbh

distributing my xMult does that I suppose

[cold sun]

Yay it my bday today 🤓

[buoyant idol]

guys im rn in game

what should i sell

sock right?

or wait for a negative one (xd)

[zealous tendon]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[unique karma]

got like 127/150 still fine with it since I don't play in english

[proven pebble]

This is the least right one so far my friend

[sacred salmon]

brainstorm to copy optimally

dosnt matter tho

unless you mess up dusk + have no red seals

[still ermine]

Why the acrobat jokers dont look like jokerz

[dusk mauve]

the message is just refusing to load for me 💔

[woeful condor]

"mods, sieze him." ahh localthunk

the update adds at least one update (sorry for violating NDA too)

[zealous tendon]

you signed an NDA?

[woeful condor]

I'm secretly a mod smh

/j

huh, long time since I've played balatro

today's objective is beating orange stake

[tame heath]

Happy birthday

[cold sun]

Tyyy!!

[humble knoll]

67 !!!! BOII SO TUFF 😂😂😂

[unique karma]

happy bday

also, got personal unseeded no plasma high score on checkered

e25 on checkered is not bad

until yesterday I genuinely forgot checkered existed

[woeful condor]

Localthunk didn't die for ts

[frigid lantern]

At a circus...

[unborn kelp]

my bals were atroing after this

[shrewd wagon]

I DID IT

[acoustic jolt]

YOU GOT GOLDEN JOKER 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

But seriously congrats

[shrewd wagon]

Thanks!

[tired echo]

whazzat mean

[latent sigil]

I sold a run 😭

I got brainstorm and joker stencil as my first two jokers

Brainstorm was free because a rare joker tag and I like to run the risks

I didn’t take stencil

And lost

[latent sigil]

Congrats

[sly ridge]

its fool time now

[verbal dawn]

cheeseburger

[wild lily]

now wheres jimbo
i paid money to watch the show >:(

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🚣

[violet thistle]

Got addicted to Balatro so much I forgot what was that game with the blocks and world gen, should I worry or no?

[solemn elm]

I'm the jokger baby

[lusty rune]

All alone?

[solemn elm]

That's the balatro way. Don't talk to a physician about it, it's perfectly healthy. You should keep playing balatro.

[violet thistle]

Aight bet I'll take that advice

[lusty rune]

I think it's infiniminer

[violet thistle]

No I think it was after that idk

[lusty rune]

Hytale?

[violet thistle]

No before that...

[floral meadow]

just got a natural negative cartomancer from a judgement right after getting a stuntman from the one right before it (no ss for stuntman)

[lusty rune]

Terraria

[violet thistle]

No but close...

[rapid hill]

He is doing solos

[oblique isle]

Stardew valley

[light ridge]

i love xMult

[proper merlin]

if only the chat had a Mr bones joker

[bronze plover]

Should I take burnt joker I’m doing yet another pair run

Pair is lvl 26

[brisk zinc]

broooo why now

with my luck it's fucking canio or chicot

should i risk it

i would like to copy baron with the invis but idk if my deck is ready yet which is why i'm holding onto stuntman and photo

fuck it i'll risk it

it's canio 😐

[lavish jackal]

Copy bull or photo?

[lavish jackal]

Average white stake run 😭

[uncut panther]

photo obv

[lavish jackal]

Sigma tag

[lavish jackal]

Finally, deck of shit

🤬

[vast pilot]

Looking for guy in the U.S. who can assist me for simple matter, I’m willing to provide compensation.

[rapid hill]

YEEEEEEES my first gold stake on playstation

[serene loom]

im surprised it wasnt checkered deck like mine but either way gg

[rapid hill]

I wanted a little challenge for my first gold stake on ps

[serene loom]

im still wondering what my next phone gold stake is gonna be

was thinking of red or yellow deck but ive gotten progress on green

[rapid hill]

If you do green then do next yellow

[serene loom]

gotcha

[light ridge]

lost my progress somehow

my total progress was about 43%

[lavish jackal]

Its a bug

[light ridge]

oh rlly?

[lavish jackal]

It has happened to me too

[latent hemlock]

I don’t see 17 steels

[latent hemlock]

Am I blind?

I grabbed calc to make sure I wasn’t an idiot

[light ridge]

doesn't it start at

X1.0

[latent hemlock]

…

I promise I’m not an idiot

Shiiiiiii

[lavish jackal]

i see 12

[latent hemlock]

So do I

[light ridge]

i see 12 too

[latent hemlock]

So in that case I may or may not be an idiot

[lavish jackal]

If you remember what you had, I recommend doing it in seeded runs

[light ridge]

uh

[lavish jackal]

And save a backup every time you exit the game, that's what I do

[light ridge]

oh yea ur right

[lavish jackal]

i lost my progress like 3-4 times

[light ridge]

this my 1st lol

[lavish jackal]

but i saved backup the 2, 3 and 4

[lavish jackal]

you know how to?

anyways here is the explanation

[light ridge]

this was when i had my save

first time beating gold stake

[light ridge]

doesn't seem that hard

[haughty adder]

how do i naninf bru

😭 😭 😭 It was so close

[latent sigil]

Finally beat green stake

[half sluice]

where i can post a meme

LOL

[white pulsar]

TRIPLE WEE, BABY

WOOOOOOOO

[leaden plank]

Got the balatrodle in 2 today

https://www.balatrodle.com/

[violet thistle]

Bro got that weeweewee

[thick flax]

SHOOT THE MOON + mime wins any stake

[outer ferry]

server group meowing in 10 minutes

[thick flax]

and also when you have something like this

[rapid hill]

What is this

[outer ferry]

most likely a vid in the bg

[manic mirage]

does anyone know if true unmodded and unseeded ante 39 has been done

no brainstorm mod

[thick flax]

yes

no

wait

i think i saw it, but i dont really remember

[violet thistle]

Im boutta flush five your ahh 🥀

[still ermine]

I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION

Who is the irl jimbo in the GOTY and friends of jimbo

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🍞

[still ermine]

Ty

[vast pilot]

Looking for guy in the U.S. who can assist me for simple matter, I’m willing to provide compensation.

[latent hemlock]

BEHOLDDD

THE POWER

OF THREE STREAMERS

Had this setup already at end of ante 3

Shit’s crazy

[latent hemlock]

You gotta admit this looks like streamer luck tho

Right?

[shrewd juniper]

UHH

[unkempt pelican]

You can still play the game

[unkempt pelican]

and it not streamer luck unless you’re streaming

[latent hemlock]

I’ve had something similar happen before

[latent hemlock]

Who says I’m not?

…

I’m not

[static ridge]

Bottom thumbnails of all time

[unkempt pelican]

Showman come on man

[static ridge]

What!!

😁😁😁

[latent hemlock]

He’s right tho

[latent hemlock]

Craaaaaazyyyyy

[light ridge]

yt video

[haughty cedar]

fookin linux biscuit

[elfin tapir]

gauh

[static ridge]

That was Ben Starr! The American actor, also known from Final Fantasy XVI

[elfin tapir]

the music is still playing and the particles won’t go aaau

[slender knoll]

new joker rank added

common-er

Jonkler

+3 mult

[terse vessel]

🔥

[still ermine]

PEAK

[leaden hornet]

😭

[latent hemlock]

My dumb ass said “nice, a straight at round 1”

[livid basin]

I love you all

[thick flax]

guys, look what a judgement just gave me

and i killed the run because i overestimated my scoring 👍

against the needle 👍

[white pulsar]

gg

[drifting dew]

Hello

[vast pilot]

Looking for guy in the U.S. who can assist me for simple matter, I’m willing to provide compensation.

[drifting dew]

Anyone know how to mod mobile Balatro without a pc

[cold merlin]

Most dev for mobile requires owning a PC

[zenith wadi]

Round 69 heheh

[solemn elm]

don't ask in here #📜・modding-rules #4, ask in the cryptid server or something

[drifting dew]

My bad gang

[dusk parcel]

negative jokers seem pretty strong if they're applied to a money generation card like mail-in rebate, to the moon or faceless joker (especially if you're given paredolia which makes 3 discard $15 for literally free if you have to go fish for a certain hand)

[knotty verge]

nat negatives early on if theyre not good are not worth buying

they sabotage econ too much

[autumn lynx]

Enough money? I think not

[tidal viper]

ñ

[tacit heath]

Hi

[zealous pasture]

Sometimes i missclick the last number on a straight, so i just stare at the screen with pain looking 4 useless cards wasting my last hand

[latent hemlock]

Except in this case

There was never a 10

[zealous pasture]

aaaaa the poorness

2500 balatrollars are like

10 in my country

not even a bag of chips

mmm chips

[shadow heart]

Spotify dj just gut punched me right now 💔

[civic scarab]

You don’t know peak unless you’ve listened to squirrel repellent 10 hours

[mint plinth]

wromg channel mb

[soft flame]

I'm waiting for that Mix feature. Is the DJ any good btw?
pls reply in #🃏・off-topic

[umbral hazel]

||I'm jonkling it 🥷||

[obtuse snow]

localthunk

[lament kettle]

gulp

[lethal hearth]

John ballsthrow

[lament kettle]

kill you

now

[lethal hearth]

Uhhh hai guys

Uhhh what do yall think abt the hack?

I thinks hes rly cool

[lament kettle]

yeah umm

the hack

is so cool

[tulip glacier]

whenever i launch balatro it just crashes my entire game after the loading screen, i tried deleting it and removing it and everything, tried updating drivers and window and also tried to wipe it fully from %appdata%

[mighty hazel]

bbalatro

[lethal hearth]

ballstrow

[sand hazel]

Pq te sales

[white pulsar]

: )

[raven ice]

guys im new to cookie clicker should i use force the hand of fate whenever i find a natural golden cookie or do i js spam it

[humble knoll]

did he die

[raven ice]

i just answered my own question i got a x777 on click with a normal x7

money

[obtuse snow]

yeah

[obtuse snow]

buy the bus joker

[slender knoll]

what if there was a new stake called burger stake and when you played it it automatically places an order from the nearest restaurant

also -3 mult per round idk

[white pulsar]

what about Photochad, think I should get Photochad? Think that'll improve my score?

It's Photochad, guys!

synergy!!!!!!

[obtuse snow]

idk man you tell me

[still iron]

How can i improve this joker setup for naneinf guys?

[mighty hazel]

make it better

[vivid island]

director's cut

[latent sigil]

Let’s go

I’m on blue stake

It sent in the wrong order

[white pulsar]

yea

[boreal prairie]

Bro

🙏

[hot grotto]

[wispy bloom]

Ummm

Is like

Gold stake black deck

Supposed to be harder than jokerless?

[honest canopy]

Yeah probs. Jokerless is white stake 🤷

I honestly struggled more with Golden Needle than Jokerless

[vast forum]

just a small nitpick with the math of the game

I wish Multipliers (ie x2) Went last in the order of operation

[honest canopy]

That's why Joker order is important. But joker order also isn't just for math but when things trigger

[timid cedar]

On score and held in hand xmults go where they go for balancing and to force you, the player, to actually think about how to score.

[vast forum]

The Baron Joker goes first before my bloody banana

[honest canopy]

Otherwise Amber Acorn would kinda be nothing. Acorn is to properly teach you that order matters

[honest canopy]

That's because held in hand stuff happens before joker chips n mult

It's not a simple math game so simple math can't work

[timid cedar]

It’s partially why planets are so strong

[vast forum]

I see that now

also I'm missing 3 jokers now

but they're the hardest ones IMO

[honest canopy]

which ones?

[hot grotto]

Two pair

[honest canopy]

Also there is technically an order but someone correct me if I'm wrong. Card scoring > On score jokers > held in hand jokers > then any other jokers that give chips or mult in their respective order

[vast forum]

Satellite, Stuntman And the Idol

[nocturne parcel]

hello 👋 should I replace blue joker with reserved parking in my build?

[honest canopy]

Satellite can be tricky

[honest canopy]

If you get an amazingly good run going Idol and Stuntman should come naturally

[timid cedar]

Can you reliably score enough to beat the blinds in 1 hand without the chips of blue here? Do you already have an econ joker? Do you need to take one of the much weaker econ jokers or is interest enough to not need to risk it?

Just asking ‘Do I swap Blue joker for Parking?’ isn’t really enough to go off of. So much more context is needed.

[vast forum]

The highest I ever got of all time was 90k score

[nocturne parcel]

no? no, I don't think I can

[honest canopy]

You'll get there eventually 👍

[vast forum]

why you running photograph?

[nocturne parcel]

am I? I thought that this was the config? mb I'm new at this

[timid cedar]

Absolutely swap it here. Mime automatically gives more monetary value from parking.

And about 5 chips doesn’t impact your scoring enough to make the difference between winning and losing here

[timid cedar]

‘On score’ xmult and ‘held in hand’ xmult are conflicting. One wants you to play as many cards as possible to get the ‘on score’ value, the other wants you to play as few cards as possible

[violet thistle]

Chat give me advice on how to beat green stake erratic deck

[timid cedar]

Having both can work but it’s redundant because you could just focus on 1 and get a higher output

[nocturne parcel]

so what should the order be if I remove blue joker?

[timid cedar]

Why would the order matter at all here?

[nocturne parcel]

that's what I'm asking him↗️

[nocturne parcel]

so yes to removing blue for parking?

[timid cedar]

Yes, parking helps a lot more than blue does in this scenario

[nocturne parcel]

even if my deck is like this?

[timid cedar]

Try and build towards either 3oak or 4 oak synergies. Don’t focus on what ranks get boosted. Just make more of them if at all possible and if you happen across a synergy you can use, then go for it

[timid cedar]

You are already reliant on drawing face cards to actually beat blinds. This makes you want to dig through your deck a lot in order to actually find them, thus making Blue Joker worse (digging through the deck means less chips)

And parking encourages you to find face cards more

Parking works with the way you would want to play this setup already.

Blue joker gets worse as you play towards that strat, and isn’t required for the scoring.

[nocturne parcel]

perfect, blue joker bad, parking is in

thank you 🙏 I've been here for like 2 hrs waiting for someone to say blue joker bad

[timid cedar]

Not generally, but in this case yes. In most cases you would keep blue joker instead of parking

[timid cedar]

If that’s the case, then for future, just make the play and see where it takes you. Better way to learn when compared to waiting for hours

[nocturne parcel]

so try it?

or play it safe?

[timid cedar]

In this case, take parking, I already said that

Parking works with your jokers here

Blue doesn’t

[keen rampart]

is this able to beat ante 8?

[nocturne parcel]

okay, apologies, I have a harder time understanding and picking out information, so I usally just tldr, and remember caveman talk 😭

[timid cedar]

You’d want to replace one of the +mult scalers with more xmult at the very least, but it can get a reasonable distance

[keen rampart]

hmm probably swash bulker right?

[timid cedar]

It has the least opportunity for growth, so that’d be the first to go

[keen rampart]

do i need scaling x mult or could i get away with a flat 2x mult

[timid cedar]

You take what you can find

If you can actually work around the given xmult’s condition that is

Like, you wouldn’t take a flower pot or family on a pair build, but duo or blackboard, absolutely

[keen rampart]

hmm this is interesting

hmm just barely clearing ante 5

[proper merlin]

the more the marrier.

[wispy bloom]

I been like 25+ tries

Omg

[meager zodiac]

H

[wispy bloom]

Its horrible

[proper merlin]

wtf

hi john balatro

nice to meet you

[meager zodiac]

Hi

[nocturne parcel]

I think I'm too late for rocket lol

[meager zodiac]

Most annoying bug btw

[meager zodiac]

Nrly

[wispy bloom]

Any tips for Gold stake black deck?

[meager zodiac]

Uhhh

I forfor

[proper merlin]

IT WAS ONE PLAY

[meager zodiac]

Basically

Get jokers that are actually useful

[nocturne parcel]

better than parking?

[meager zodiac]

And try to get uhh

[wispy bloom]

THATS WHAT IM DOING FOR THE PAST 10 HOURS

[meager zodiac]

Maybe idk i forgo what this is

[wispy bloom]

Man

Help

I tried everything

Flush

Pair

4OAK

[meager zodiac]

Also get discard and hand vounchers

[wispy bloom]

Even straight flush

[nocturne parcel]

50% to give $1 per face card in hand on top of mime

[wispy bloom]

Got 5 hands and STILL wasnt enough

[meager zodiac]

A

[meager zodiac]

Damn

[wispy bloom]

I need serious help

[meager zodiac]

Idk it was long time since i touched gold stake

[wispy bloom]

Call god

Im done

I want to punch so hard something

UGHHH

Im so close to gold staking everything

[timid cedar]

It’s difficult to actually give advice for black deck specifically without effectively just saying ‘Get better at all aspects of the game’ but that literally what black deck requires.

It forces better econ management, better gauging of scoring, better understanding of when to take risks in the shop, and overall just getting more out of everything you can.

It’s meant to be extremely difficult, that’s the entire point. And it might be better just to take a break from it for a bit.

[vestal flare]

guys

[keen rampart]

am i cooked? no scaling joker

[vestal flare]

i was playing with this deck and suddenly it goes from 20mil~ blind to 300mil~ blind

[vestal flare]

how am i supposed to keep up with this

[timid cedar]

That’s the whole point of endless

[vestal flare]

isnt the rightmost joker saling

[keen rampart]

yes but i'm barely passing the blinds

[timid cedar]

Taking 3 eternal small +mult jokers on plasma is certainly a choice

[keen rampart]

couldn't find any non scalling chip or mult that was not eternal

and madness i picked up on first shop

[boreal prairie]

Me when flush:

I

[wispy bloom]

I been 12 hours on this thing

Ty

[fringe lichen]

generally you'll want more xmult scaling jokers like the constellation joker u got

and also scale it a lot

[tender ledge]

i did the thing someone tell me im a good boy

[golden edge]

Beat the Yellow Deck

[lime tusk]

9 is your ante highscore? You've never went endless?

[eager shard]

nice round high score

[pastel radish]

Hey fellow balatrains

I want to balatro with yall

Untill I become the ultimate balatrain

[quartz onyx]

Does madness still give x0.25 mult even if the other jokers are eternal?

[flint copper]

Yea

[wanton steeple]

Yes

If ur running madness you really wanna make sure the eternals u take are useful

I once ran a double polychromed eternal rocket with madness lmao

[fading kite]

what does the blank voucher do?

[flint copper]

Nothing

But its secondary voucher gives +1 Joker slot

[fading kite]

oh!

so you can get two blank vouchers?

in the same run?

[unreal grove]

I would like to admit that yorick is so op wth

I just won plasma deck gold stake and overkill violet vessel

[rapid hill]

It is

When i got yorick I had also synergy with andy

[mild swallow]

I am a bit angry

[tough jackal]

oopsy

omg how did i win that lmao

[split quest]

What hand are you trying to play?

[tough jackal]

well i was trying to do straights lol

it was not happening 🙏

[split quest]

Yeah thats gonna be pretty rough. Unless you wanna save scum

[tough jackal]

damn it i fell to the photochad (i won btw)

i just played 5 leftmost cards every time and prayed

[split quest]

Lmao nice

[sly grove]

tried making balatro in websim.ai (yes, i know, ai slop)

i think the balancing is a little fucked up dont you think

[tough jackal]

normally scores about this now lol

[sly grove]

i have not bought another joker at all
i only have misprint

[tough jackal]

oh these challenges look fun its good to finally unlock them

LMAO WHAT IS THIS 😭

[sly grove]

temperance and hermit is your best friend when you take this challenge

[tough jackal]

yeah i'm not playing that one yet 😭

erm this is a bit rubbish

[weak tangle]

whats the plan chat

hex it

or sell hex

do i just die next round if i ecto

i fucking like this game

[tough jackal]

basically streamer luck lmao

[weak tangle]

OGOBDSLKGDSLGDS

ITS FUCKING CAVENDISH ASWELL

[tough jackal]

😭 WHAT

[weak tangle]

doesnt get better than this

[tough jackal]

-# except if you get a better joker than the lusty joker

which probably isnt hard

[weak tangle]

lol

drivers licence

[tough jackal]

that'd go crazy with brainstorm

[weak tangle]

no like

actually drivers license

[tough jackal]

yeah

thats like x3 x3 x2 x1.5 x3 again lmao

at least i think

[tough jackal]

blueprint too 😭 whats the seed lmao

[weak tangle]

ill send after

[weak tangle]

V9K16F7K

ghost deck required

[tough jackal]

damn did you lose?

[weak tangle]

no i won

just skipped to boss

didnt have time to get driverse license up

[tough jackal]

yeah an easy sweep probably

would've been funny if a throwback appeared

i just realised i dont have brainstorm 😭

[pastel radish]

Can a balatro player become a balatro himself?

[tidal ferry]

Ask santa (localthunk) nicley

[pastel radish]

Something is up with that pfp of his

A tease?

A non legendary version of canio?

[small crest]

Moment to appreciate how good negative popcorn looks

[pastel radish]

What is this run

[small crest]

Certainly a run

[pastel radish]

How

368 before winning

[small crest]

Seeded run, all the cards are tens of spades

[pastel radish]

Oh

[small crest]

Rebate goes crazy

[pastel radish]

That's why

[small crest]

Ye thats why im using idol too

[pastel radish]

Yeah no shit I didn't know it was seeded

[raw hare]

Hi

[worn bridge]

:((

[vapid gulch]

do i take this DNA?

[median tusk]

Gets brainstorm
Gets blueprint
Gets soul card
Sees chicot

Daym this is a good seed

[obtuse snow]

santuh

[obtuse snow]

priestess in the arcana pack

[median tusk]

Whut?

[obtuse snow]

yes

[median tusk]

Meaning?

Just beat ante5 boss blind

[median tusk]

You've gotten this seed before?

[obtuse snow]

noe

[median tusk]

🙃

Took a gamble and lost

[slender knoll]

the fish killed my best run

im going for regular completionist (despite being a switch player)

reaching ante 12 is gonna be hard

[valid token]

hi chat

[latent sigil]

Hello

[slender knoll]

balatro is pay to win

in order to win the easiest way is "jonklers" which can be bought in the "shop" for "money"

[glad oriole]

yes. in balatro. you use the resource the game gives you. to create an advantage

[forest wagon]

balatro is pay to win cause you need to pay for it before you can win

[cold merlin]

Depends on how many not kings you have...

[queen obsidian]

what was the mod that let me choose cards to start with

[honest canopy]

#⚙・modding-general

[thick flax]

i think i have the luckiest judgements of all time
my last 3 judgements gave me:
a baron, a brainstorm, now a mime

[slender knoll]

all mine give me are the personality jokers

[charred garden]

hey does anyone know where dessi went off to?

she suddenly unfriended me and i just noticed she left this place a long time ago too

[agile zenith]

Chat check out my (almost) perfectly organized deck

[glad oriole]

baron kinda sucks but the rest is nice

[thick flax]

yeah, but i got the baron while i had a shoot the moon with red seal steel queens

later i got a strength and few fools

[slender knoll]

sheep playing balatro

baalatro

[glad oriole]

cat playing balatro

nyalatro

kill me

[thick flax]

ok

[wispy bloom]

Anything is possible

That canio on ante 7 end saved me

Gg

Marmotium playing balatro

Marmolatro

I don't want to play with You anymore

[pastel radish]

Why are people making degenerate fanfiction of playing cards?

And why is it always in spanish

[pastel radish]

Man this was the most painful gold stake I had ever done

I finished it a week ago and I still can't believe I did

[wispy bloom]

Its horrible

Omg

[lime tusk]

Tuff

Now make it all kings and pivot to baron mime

[steel tangle]

Econ is inportant

[frail grotto]

Seed?

[steel tangle]

My bad dude I lost and didn’t save the seed.

[frail grotto]

Anyone knows a seed with photochad, sock and buskin, blueprint, and brainstorm. If you don't know one it's fine just thought I'd ask

[frail grotto]

Ok. Just thought it would be funny to become a multi millionaire in balatro

[frail grotto]

If you find one @ me

[olive smelt]

why do you need that

if you want to get far there are way better strategies

unless you just want to have fun with photo i guess, look in #1156061354076155944

[floral scaffold]

ts very tuff

[rotund crypt]

i got my best hand for fragile

[lavish jackal]

that deck is crazy

3 negative tags before ante 7

[half whale]

orange stake is making me play the game less cause im so ass

i need to get the addiction back

i remember the e13 days

[frail grotto]

Cus it's fun

[rotund crypt]

there is no mod for iOS right?

damn it seems so fun

[thorny timber]

When update?

[patent yacht]

Dotn fiddle with your trading card when up against the needle

I learned that the hard way

Bro does NOT pull any punches

[surreal monolith]

how tf do y'all get so many negatives

[lavish jackal]

3 negative tags before ante 7

first with 3 double tags

second with 3 double tags

and third with 2 double tags

[unkempt pelican]

load up Balatro and play magic deck gold stake

[keen rampart]

what do i sell?

[loud trail]

Is Localthunk working on any other games right now?

[lavish jackal]

what?

[wild lily]

afaik, no
hes more "taking his time"

[lucid siren]

wut

[trail solstice]

Anyone wanna guess my fav hand type?

[lucid siren]

flush house?

[wild lily]

the not so humbly full house

[golden edge]

Haven't touched Endless as I just unlocked it last night but I'm gonna try to beat the Red, Blue, Green and Black decks. Might beat the Black Deck as I love having additional Jokers and Odd Todd, Even Steven, Ancient Joker and the Wrathful and Lusty Joker are the reason why I beat the Yellow Deck because I was so loaded.

[digital oxide]

dw about endless, keep going 🔥

[glad oriole]

pair

if im wrong then im not wrong, you’re wromg

[humble acorn]

Should I grab it

[boreal prairie]

Maybe the best rare skip tags ever

[humble acorn]

Yes

[coarse edge]

I just beat black stake

[thick flax]

this is my 4th judgement, it fixed my econ, my last 3 judgements were: baron, brainstorm, mime

[coarse edge]

you could try a naninf run

just hope for a perkeo

[thick flax]

🙏

[thick flax]

no way in hell

my legendaries are never good

[lucid siren]

pain

[glad oriole]

hot take but bp vagabond would be better

[boreal prairie]

I agree

[glad oriole]

sick

[boreal prairie]

I lost immediately after

😭

[glad oriole]

makes sense

skipping both ante 1 blinds on black deck

the hell did you expect

[nimble crater]

I do thst sometimes

Although it usually only gets me to round 6-7 before I bust

[keen rampart]

is this beatable with this build?

ante 4 no scaling

[lucid siren]

first shop lol

🤑

[frail grotto]

SEED

[lucid siren]

uh i kinda already started a new run

i died on ante 3 :(

[frail grotto]

How.

[keen rampart]

what do i sell here?

[desert peak]

I found a route to one of the greatest seeds I’ve researched. Should I go live?

[keen rampart]

Is 2 green plus burgler or swash plus egg better?

[stray mist]

calculated

[worn gust]

Should i take the showman or keep the drunkard

Oh nvm i have 2 empty jokers slot

[glad oriole]

showman 1000%

[worn gust]

Lol

[glad oriole]

oh

well durnkard aint helping much

[bitter cape]

I should clarify I don't play WD
I don't know what WD is
If it's free I could get it some day

2 people have DMed me about it already

[worn gust]

Its helping yorick

[glad oriole]

yes, that isnt much

[worn gust]

Anyway HELL YEAH VAMPIRE IN THIS BUILD

peak balatro

[glad oriole]

probably better to jus keep steels tbh

[worn gust]

I know i'm joking

[boreal prairie]

First shop (I used buffoon pack)

Ok bro

Maybe the run?

[night pumice]

heyo how sould I order this thing?

[twin lion]

man what do i do

[glad oriole]

stop going for 3 builds at once maybe

baron and trib arent a synergy

[twin lion]

my seed having an identity crisis it aint my fault

[glad oriole]

decide if baron or trib build is stronger for the run

[glad oriole]

it is your fault for taking the jokers

[twin lion]

they gave it to me on a silver platter am i supposed to not take it

ill sell photo

[glad oriole]

yes

decide on a build

[latent hemlock]

I agree with skinky here

[glad oriole]

otherwise they counteract each other

[forest wagon]

(thats the correct play either way)

you only need to decide once you are offered sock

[glad oriole]

technically not if they’re going for trib

[forest wagon]

(or econ/deckfix)

[forest wagon]

yea but also technically yes if they are going for trib

[glad oriole]

short term photo’s better than baron

i think

well mime

[latent hemlock]

Yeah

But late game?

The baron mime strat is build different

So is yur deck by then

Hopefully

[vernal jasper]

jimbo was seen at oktoberfest in munich today

[pastel radish]

He is gonna balatrez you

[vernal jasper]

whoa

[slender knoll]

the seeds im getting are awful

[terse pagoda]

[cerulean briar]

hes so polite

[opal sierra]

Ope this chat dead for 30 minutes

[weak tangle]

sell baron

ur welcome for the hr late response

[slate fog]

i still have to learn how to play better but well, i was able to create a lot of lucky ases, i arrived
to 4 000 000

[tepid cliff]

Fuck this game :c

[signal sage]

What's the longest yall have had a gros Michel stay alive for?

[modest solar]

My planet tier list (Gold Stake Ante 8)

Opinions?

[modest solar]

ante 4 until ante 8

i won sticker with that :D

[toxic gulch]

/augh

[tepid cliff]

Jupiter should be in good to make builds right?

It isnt as specific as the other ones in that rank

[tepid cliff]

I even took a tag for it 😭

[toxic gulch]

pain

[tepid cliff]

Luckly i won that game

[toxic gulch]

at what cost

[tepid cliff]

umm this isnt red

[tepid cliff]

It was almost worth it tbh

Also this is the first pack i opened this run 😭

I genuenly dont know what to pick

[zenith wadi]

i remember me and my dad played a run and we got a foil gros michel and it lasted for so long

i forgot what ante it was when we got it...

maybe ante 5 or something i cant remember

[golden edge]

I choose Jupiter a lot since the way I play is I try to get flushes if it's not a straight or a full house

Also, question. If a Mr. Bones has Eternal on it and it cannot be destroyed but it self-destructs on death, does it stay or get destroyed regardless?

[bold yacht]

guys what are we eating tonight

[rapid hill]

Tomato

[bold yacht]

i was confident that the homeless darth vader would know

[modest solar]

Any joker that sacrificial/dies with time cannot have Eternal

Like luchador, mr.bones, Popcorn, etc.

[modest solar]

In gold stake

[golden edge]

I figured, as that would just make it broken

[rapid hill]

To survive you must chose wisely

[modest solar]

Yeah but make a build around it just dies because low scaling, his planet sucks and most of his strategies could work with other poker hands

[rapid hill]

But I didnt said anything about the drinks because I already drinked them

[modest solar]

Wise words HomelessDarthVader

[golden edge]

Anyways I do agree that Mercury can be a lifesaver if you're stuck playing The Mouth because there's three boss rounds I hate: The Needle, The Mouth and The Fish. I'd say I hate The House but I know to just discard two times and I'm okay.

[crimson spade]

hey i just got onto blue stake, does anyone have advice for stakes here and up

good strategies and all

[sharp compass]

Guys
Help
I don't feel like playing balatro anymore
What is going on

[empty patio]

That happened to me I stopped playing for 6 months I just returned the other day

[sharp compass]

I'm addicted to bejeweled again
Wait does this mean I'll just get in an endless cycle
From the joker game to the gems game to the joker game to the gems game again

[empty patio]

No idea I switch games I'm addicted to monthly

[tepid cliff]

I used it incredibly well with the checkered deck because there are only 2 colors

[slim junco]

can someone buy me balatro cuz i dont wanna pirate and poor

[sharp compass]

no

[slim junco]

ok ty

[golden snow]

How many people know about the demo vouchers?

[modest solar]

I have a free apk in android if you want

[modest solar]

me

[slim junco]

i said i dont wanna pirate

[modest solar]

theres like 3-4 demo vouchers right?

[golden snow]

there's 3

[modest solar]

How many unused decks exist

the ones who are in the game file

and the ones who don't survive the demo

[golden snow]

6

accoring to the wiki

[still iron]

Guys whats the 2 missing tags?

[golden snow]

voucher and boss reroll

[modest solar]

Voucher and reroll tag

[still iron]

Thanks!

[modest solar]

True! but inthe game files theres also this unused plasmadeck sprite

idk if counts as unused because plasma still exist but whatever

[lucid siren]

oops! all editions

[sharp compass]

No negative

0/10

[lucid siren]

i forgot negative

[golden edge]

Be me
Get to my 5th ante
Sees the Gem Card
Get Triboulet (my first legendary joker)
The Needle
I lose

God is cruel

[slender knoll]

be me
ante 1 canio
lose the literal next round

[autumn lynx]

one of the shelves

[golden snow]

happened to me with perkeo

[distant comet]

gentlemen

i am quitting balatro

not

yeah fuck that

burn out got to me

[vast pilot]

Looking for guy in the U.S. who can assist me for simple matter, I’m willing to provide compensation.

[umbral hazel]

I'M JONKLING IT‼️

[lethal gulch]

Slight nitpick in regards to the lucky cat ™ joker

if a lucky card does a mult hit AND money hit in the same trigger it only counts as one trigger

[ripe wraith]

to the joker, crazy bread is just regular bread

[vast forum]

why does wheel of fortune make me slam my desk more than my years of fighting games?

[barren geyser]

Chat when you have photochad and you find a brainstorm/blueprint is it better to copy hanging chad or photograph? Not considering things like glass and lucky cards

[quasi cedar]

Photo

[barren geyser]

Why tho?

[quasi cedar]

Bc math

[barren geyser]

Fair enough

[quasi cedar]

You want the two sides to be equal

1 (blue print) 2 (photo)

1 (played card) 2 (chad) 3 (chad)

2*3

Is more than 1*5

[karmic falcon]

is hades fun

[quasi cedar]

I dunno

[barren geyser]

I'll remember that
Thanks for replying

[slender knoll]

"oh! im on ante 8 already on black deck! im almost gonna unlock checkered deck, which I've been wanting to try!"

the dastardly violet vessel:

[solemn elm]

Very much so

I would recommend Hades to anyone who likes roguelikes already, and it's one of the best introductory roguelikes imo

[karmic falcon]

there’s a 75% sale on it so i’m gonna get it first thing tomorrow

it’ll also give me a chance of playing ANYTHING but silksong this month

[solemn elm]

yeah I'm gonna go crazy this month

Cloverpit on the 26th

Hades 2 on the 25th

[fathom fjord]

Credit card in the standard pack 🔥

[hollow spade]

Sell ancient joker in the consumable slot

[solemn elm]

honestly foil blueprint > AJ early, especially on erratic deck

your suits are almost certainly not all equal

[ancient plover]

I’ve yet to beat Balatro

[fathom fjord]

I went in this with $9 and AJ, opened an arcana to get $5 from hermit ($10 total), oopsie me

[boreal prairie]

THANK YOU RIFF-RAFF

Best riff-raff ever

[fathom fjord]

Riffity raffity

[analog fable]

balatro

[boreal prairie]

Real

[obtuse snow]

deltarune

[golden snow]

What do yall think are the worst looking negatives

[sand bone]

Red card

[trail solstice]

FINALY

ts took so long to get ✌️🥹

[true roost]

Nice going! ^_^ Brainstorm is super handy!

[agile rampart]

I WIIIN

[daring pine]

drunk balatroo yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss]

[halcyon flame]

was that idol?? on gold stake??? howwwwww

[neon wren]

luck, lots of deck fix

[halcyon flame]

damn

ohhh its checkered deck

that makes it easier

[median tusk]

My soul to game ratio has gotten ridiculously high

Aaaaaand it's chicot

[lime halo]

why is the jump so big

[golden edge]

What's Chicot's gimmick?

[median tusk]

He reverts the boss blind

Basically a luchador that always works

[halcyon flame]

this was the worst possible rare tag i couldve ever gotten

skip into perishable rental ancient joker thats targets the debuffed suit

[golden edge]

I got Triboulet today and if the Needle wasn't the boss blind I'd totally crush it.

[jovial summit]

YES

BLOOSTONE JUST ACTIVATED 5 TIMES IN A ROW???

[golden edge]

I swear if you don't have cracked Jokers, The Needle is just a kick to the groin.

[halcyon flame]

i mean logically its equivallent to the wall

in terms of raw scoring

[golden edge]

Unfortunate because Ancient Joker made me win my Yellow Deck.

[halcyon flame]

obviously it isnt good for like 1 shot builds that require setup

[late mortar]

4 dollars 😋

[halcyon flame]

but 1 hand for 1x base scoring req is functionally the same for 4 hands for 4x base scoring req

[halcyon flame]

its rental so actually only 1$

and i died to the boss because black deck

[slim junco]

⁉️

[vast pilot]

Looking for guy in the U.S. who can assist me for simple matter, I’m willing to provide compensation.

[grand mural]

you're DISAPPOINTED when getting chicot?

[lost palm]

attempting to naneinf

best placement, lads?

[lost palm]

whats the job

[lost palm]

you know what kind of run this is

[slender knoll]

maron and bime

[lost palm]

drain bamage

oh i just sold the run

i didnt destroy the ace of hearts

not enough streamer luck

[slender knoll]

if you go into options and select new run and select a deck and stake it will instantly sell the run and give you $4

[lost palm]

thank you mr eebee

wait holy shit

amazing run start

im feeling it mr krabs

[fading marlin]

Uhm... what should I do here?

[tired echo]

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i died to the frickin violet vessel

on red stake 💔

WITH WEE JOKER AND DUSK 💔

[fading marlin]

That's very rude

[lost palm]

@slender knoll

[fading marlin]

Everybody know that feeling

[lost palm]

where have i seen this run...

is it possible that i just played this a few minutes ago

[tired echo]

nah tbf the erosion + abandoned deck didnt let me scale it fast enough

[slender knoll]

violet vessel my behated

it killed 2 runs

2

[fading marlin]

Waos

[lost palm]

HMMMMM

[slender knoll]

I just want checkered deck is that too much to ask

[lost palm]

MY RUN

SEEMS A LITTLE FAMILIAR

[tired echo]

photochad!!!!!

[lost palm]

im looking inside

[tired echo]

that one mod i forgot the name of

[lost palm]

looks inside

looks inside

looks inside

looks inside

looks inside

chad

photo

[slender knoll]

new jonkler

Joker #151

Adds mult and chips, gives money, has an effect.

how many?

fuck you

[fading marlin]

I should try the soul or stay playing normaly?

[tired echo]

whats ur hologram at

[fading marlin]

2.5

[tired echo]

think about it, what legendary would you want here

[fading marlin]

Triboulete

[tired echo]

but like if you dont get a trib then you just lose right

[fading marlin]

Or the orange one if not

[fading marlin]

Probably

[tired echo]

yorick?

i mean its a game about gambling

[fading marlin]

Yes

[tired echo]

go gamble gng

[lost palm]

i skipped a dna

[slender knoll]

The Dollar

Every played 6 gives $1

[lost palm]

hey eebee

i may have

gotten too fixed on deck fixing

[analog yarrow]

Just some random skip tag balancing thoughts:
Boss tag should disable the boss or be savable, and shouldn't steal from director's cut cause c'mon.
Double tags should work on themselves, I understand how absurd that'd get on anaglyph deck but it deserves some silly shit.
Juggle tag gives +3 hand size until the end of the ante (including in shops).
Orbital should only be hands you've played in the run already (it's disabled in ante 1 already so it's fine.)
Economy should cap at $50 (I just don't get having the third cap, it makes sense to share one with hermit or temperance)
Make the edition tags also add a random joker to the shop rather than adding the edition to an existing one.
Make all joker creation tags unable to create jokers with stickers (saved for last because it's too obvious)

(Also ethereal would be balanced if it gave a mega pack but I understand why it doesn't)

[slender knoll]

soul tag

creates 1 legendary joker, immediately sends you to ante 16 boss blind (does not count as winning)

balanced

[slender knoll]

yeah

[analog yarrow]

Also make cola a $4 common

Or at least $5 if it stays uncommon like c'monnnnn

It's good if you're grinding late for voucher reasons, but all jokers should be balanced for ante 8 and cola is just not a $6 joker

[knotty nova]

i just found out you can softlock the game in a run if you get a voucher skip, set game speed to 0.5, buy the first voucher and save scum

rip naneinf attempt

game just literally breaks

[vernal yew]

anyone know any good score calculators (for non multiplayer)? fantoms preview takes too long lmfao

Preferably like a real time score calculator?

[somber oasis]

Save scum meaning you go to the main menu and back?

[knotty nova]

yes

[somber oasis]

So what you're doing is buying the voucher before the voucher skip loads and then save scumming?

[edgy sequoia]

A few days ago I had 2 souls unseeded lol

[analog yarrow]

Oh yea also; negative, standard, buffoon, meteor, ethereal, and top-up shouldn't be disabled ante 1

We don't need to be nerfing tags in the one place they're good c'mon

legitimately removed from half of the possible points you'd usually take a skip

No sane man has ever once uttered the words "Y'know this run is good, but I think it'd be better if I took this top-up tag after ante 2"

[turbid ermine]

ectoplasm rework idea: makes one joker negative, -1 joker slot

[analog yarrow]

Voucher should be disabled ante 1 though

[analog yarrow]

Wait hold up

Cooking there

[karmic saffron]

balala update just dropped?

[analog yarrow]

Balala content update before balatro?

It's more likely than you think

[slender knoll]

fr?

[cloud halo]

Fantoms calc is instant in single player lmao

[vernal yew]

What?💀

[cloud halo]

The delay is meant to be put there for balancing so u get pumished for calcing

[vernal yew]

It always says calculating for me😭

[cloud halo]

In terms of time

Fantom said so himself

[vernal yew]

Yeah ik but this will be for singleplayer purposes

[cloud halo]

I can show u when i come back home

That is instant for me

[vernal yew]

oh ok

DM me🫶🏻

[cloud halo]

Or u can just watch fantoms like recent live stream im pretty sure he played single gold at some point and u can see its instant

Recent or 1 before most recent either one

[vernal yew]

I'm assuming it might be in settings

Huh alright

Ty

[acoustic cradle]

incredible idea

[cloud halo]

Thanks huzz

[lost palm]

if you have two stuntmen

destroy any remaining cards

with a spectral

(5 cards for $20)

and youre left with another spectral pick

but there are no cards

that also softlocks

[cyan plinth]

Cant you just press skip

[mint violet]

i find your name scary

[cyan plinth]

im hungry

[mint violet]

dont eat me

[cyan plinth]

Are you a microwave

[mint violet]

dont look at my main profile

[cyan plinth]

IM SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A MICROWAVE

guess what you happen to be..

[wild lily]

i have some microwaves

[pastel radish]

I will put you in a microwave

[wild lily]

ok
:)

[odd fog]

Xd

[rocky jolt]

happy 21st night of september bros

[queen obsidian]

phew i almost died

[tardy hound]

why no we get update? everyone pls tall me

[finite surge]

LocalThunk is slow

give him some time

[hexed thunder]

"This isn't the Balatro 1.1 update wtf man"

[hard locust]

Wild cards need a buff imo

[hasty estuary]

does certificate save you from negative hand size

just googled: no

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[latent hemlock]

I’m pretty sure localthunk said he was going to

[upbeat sedge]

hallo

[rapid hill]

I think you are TV girl lover

[tawdry sundial]

Balatro 1.1 is the new Geometry Dash 2.2 🔥

[primal oak]

DA MOVES 🔥

[olive smelt]

i dont actually remember if it did or not, but i think it didnt

someone spread that false information so long ago

i dont remember if it was actually correct or not

idk how would you even use that tbh

bc you cant survive with 1 card with no setup in endless

its just impossible

especially because you cant even make sure its gonna be the right rank

unless you got perkeo i guess

you could use the +3 faces

and do a photochad

[mossy ivy]

What are these jokers bro, im gonna die this ante

[meager zodiac]

Eternal egg is similar to eternal perishable 💔

[hasty estuary]

temperance

[quiet maple]

Dang

[hard locust]

That’s good then. If anything, lovers should convert two to wild cards at least or maybe 3 like other suit specific ones.

[weak tangle]

sell wrathful or no

someone please

[forest wagon]

no

[fervent lily]

double poly

[devout summit]

What is the maximum score I can get? High card lv 92 , hand size 7

[latent hemlock]

Don’t forget localthunk made this game practically completely on his own, give him some time

[floral scaffold]

@glad burrow @latent hemlock @devout summit @fervent lily @forest wagon you five must be very careful in the near future

[wild lily]

wat-

[floral scaffold]

...

caution is key to proceed. be wary. be paranoid.

[latent hemlock]

Okay?

[solemn elm]

localthunk said on his blog https://localthunk.com/blog/im-slow

[hot temple]

Any recommendations for texture packs for Balatro?

[wild lily]

im just as confused, could be device issue, or performance issue, or graphics issue, etc

[meager zodiac]

40$ is max + you aint getting it every time