🎙・server-chat

[lunar raptor]

I’ve spent so much time

[unique pivot]

Okay idk man

[honest canopy]

#1200105253559873707

[unique pivot]

Okay

[thick pagoda]

Anyways

[lunar raptor]

Will any mod Actualy do smthn?

No one will Actualy help me

[thick pagoda]

UNMUTE UNMUTE UNMUTE PHANTOMMMM UNMUTE UNMUTE PHANTOMMM UNMUTE UNMUTE PHANTOMMMM

[lunar raptor]

Ts is wild

[unique pivot]

Is america dictatorlism

[thick pagoda]

Yo this government is corrupted gng

[unique pivot]

Mods are meant to be lazyass

[thick pagoda]

@inner tiger unmute phantom unmute phantom unmute phantom

[unique pivot]

Rules are meantto be broken

Break a rule

[thick pagoda]

Yall break the rules

[unique pivot]

And you can spawn a mod

[thick pagoda]

Start the protests

Boycott

Whos with me ? Unmute phantom

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[lunar raptor]

😭😔

[thick pagoda]

Unmute phantom Unmute phantom Unmute phantom Unmute phantom Unmute phantom Unmute phantom

[unique pivot]

Break a rule to spawn a mod

[thick pagoda]

You just dont know what it’s like.. sitting alone.. for a day

[unique pivot]

Law of Equivalence

[lunar raptor]

I’m done

I quit

[unique pivot]

Okay

[thick pagoda]

@inner tiger @inner tiger

[lunar raptor]

Staff won’t do anything 😔

Do it

[unique pivot]

There are 7 mods online

Break 7 rules

To spawn all of them

[lunar raptor]

Can I ping them???

[unique pivot]

Okay

[lunar raptor]

😭😭😭😔😔😔

Bro Actualy did it

That’s wild XD

[unique pivot]

Bro did he just get banned

[lunar raptor]

Oh dang

[unique pivot]

💀💀💀💀💀

[lunar raptor]

All of his messages are gone

[unique pivot]

Mods are lurking

[lunar raptor]

<@&1133519078540185692> please help me

Please

[unique pivot]

I know you are watching me lol

[lunar raptor]

Please please I’m begging

I’ve played for 7 months

[inner tiger]

? Do you need help or is this part of the shit posts?

Were you the one who lost his save?

[lunar raptor]

I need help

[lunar raptor]

Yes

I lost my save after 7 months of playing

[inner tiger]

Run thru what happened

I'm sorry, that's terrible

What platform

[lunar raptor]

iPhone

I woke up and I looked and everything was gone

All 3 of my saves

Just gone

[inner tiger]

Game Center sign in? Apple ID sign in?

[lunar raptor]

Game Center

I use

[inner tiger]

I'm not exactly an expert. But sign out sign in, sign out of Apple ID and sign back in, etc

[lunar raptor]

I did

I tried everything

[inner tiger]

Reddit might be a useful tool

[unique pivot]

Thats so random what

[inner tiger]

Search your problem along with Reddit

[lunar raptor]

Bro

Is there a higher up that can help?

[unique pivot]

Reddit is full of devil's goodluck

[inner tiger]

I'm sorry, I wish I could be of further help. We're not devs of the game just moderate this server hahah. I do feel you though

[lunar raptor]

I see localthunk is online

[lunar raptor]

O dang

Is localthunk a dev?

[inner tiger]

XD

[unique pivot]

Hes the iwner

Owner

[inner tiger]

Yes

[lunar raptor]

O

[inner tiger]

He is the sole developer of the game

[nova shore]

hes the creator

[lunar raptor]

He prolly won’t care then

[unique pivot]

Just losing 1 player

[inner tiger]

Look in Reddit bro. I promise you it'll be of more help than this channel or server

I hope you get it back

[lunar raptor]

I checked everything I did everything

Nothing worked

I’ve been trying to figure this out for hours

😭😭

[unique pivot]

Just start over lol

Cry cry

[lunar raptor]

U don’t understand

[unique pivot]

I dont and i dont need to

💀💀💀

[lunar raptor]

Then syfm

[unique pivot]

I pray for you

[lunar raptor]

I’m sorry bro

I’m just mad

Don’t take that seriously

[unique pivot]

Im also apologize for being a d1 ragebaiter too...

[lunar raptor]

I guess I’ll have to start over 😭

All the hours of playing js gone 😔

[proven tartan]

@lunar raptor

[lunar raptor]

Hi

[proven tartan]

might be something ro do witj game center

that's what keeps ur progress i rhink

for apple

[lunar raptor]

O

Is there a way I can get stuff back?

[proven tartan]

idk might be something in settings!?!?

i'm not rly sure

i'm not an expert

[lunar raptor]

Oh

[proven tartan]

as the mod said rwddit is generally the place for yhis kinda thing

u can search game center in ur settings maybe

[lunar raptor]

Yeah I checked all over Reddit

[proven tartan]

🥀🌾

[proven tartan]

rough

[lunar raptor]

I did that too 😭

Thx for tryna help me tho

[proven tartan]

who wouldn't

anyway hop u have a good one

may ur be eternal

[lunar raptor]

Alr u 2

Imma deal with ts tmrw

Gn

[proven tartan]

gn

[sullen pebble]

gold stickered red card, mad joker, devious joker, chaos the clown

1003/1200 93/150

[unique pivot]

#🕹・game-discussion

[vernal tartan]

Not very random at all

If the game saves through icloud etc retriggering that save through another sign in can fix

[vernal tartan]

If you have icloud or manual backup you could go backup route

[sly gazelle]

What do I sell

Baron or mime?

[nova shore]

mime

[sly gazelle]

Thank you

[fervent ridge]

The Violet Vessel is the bane of my existance in this game.

[hollow bane]

anyone played demon bluff before cause this is confusing me

[nova shore]

#🃏・off-topic

[fervent ridge]

This game can't be serious.

[twilit bramble]

at least it's polychrome

won't do much with the eternal arrowhead tho lol

[gleaming valley]

It's 50 chips for each spade wdym

[slim junco]

it was most stupid c++ in my life... (I didn't get the achievement. Because pirated version?)

[gleaming valley]

Which achievement

Pretty sure it doesn't count if you bought a joker and then sold it to get a different one

[slim junco]

completionist ++. Last was Mramor Joker

[gleaming valley]

Oh that one

[slim junco]

but i have 100% collection...?

[gleaming valley]

My bad wrong achievements

You should have paid the 10 dollars for balatro

Time to beat the game again

[slim junco]

It's fair. Perhaps I should wash away my sins

[gleaming valley]

Pineapple?

[slim junco]

Better?

[gleaming valley]

Yes

Have fun ralsei

[nova shore]

tf is this

[slim junco]

Ralsei Balatro. X0.228 mult for each opened dark fountain

[nova shore]

there is a mod of ralsei

[tawny gate]

[sullen pebble]

1020/1200 97/150 marble joker stone joker campfire mail in rebate

the gods are absolutely smiling on me today

[slim junco]

well well well

ralsei cryptied😭

i love this Deltarune discord server

[vernal tartan]

You doing a second profile only unlocking the more useful ones?

[plush tartan]

second gold stake

[gleaming valley]

Which 1

[slim junco]

https://discord.gg/BKJyw9tx

[gleaming valley]

Best deltarune server

[slim junco]

There was just a person there, to whom I replied, with the same avatar as mine

[gleaming valley]

True

I've seen like 8 ralsei pfpd

Pfps

[pale bobcat]

Are there any joekrs I need to unlock aside from invis blueprint and brainstorm?

Idol and… anything else?

[gleaming valley]

Yes

[rapid hill]

And a lot more

[gleaming valley]

You need to unluck thr multi joker after unlocking every one

[pale bobcat]

such as

I just started a new run

[gleaming valley]

The multi joker does a random joker effect every round

[pale bobcat]

Is photochad and baronmime unlocks?

[slim junco]

hit the road💀

[pale bobcat]

??

[gleaming valley]

No need to be rude

[pale bobcat]

I hate hit the road

But in all seriousness what do I get

[pale bobcat]

What do you mean multi joker bro

[gleaming valley]

Diddy ah blud doesn't know

[pale bobcat]

I’m starting a new profile after finishing one nothing comes to mind uncle

[pale bobcat]

How do I make a high card build without ballot bro

I mean hanging Chad

Yk

Retrigger twice

[gleaming valley]

Um get mail in rebate for lots of money

Then play high card

[pale bobcat]

What do you mean high card uncle

What build uncle

[gleaming valley]

I'm not ur uncle

[tranquil monolith]

How does rebate help with that

[gleaming valley]

Econ idot

[tranquil monolith]

Econ mid round isn’t gonna make your high card better

[pale bobcat]

UNCLE WHAT JOEKRS DO I USE

[gleaming valley]

Whatever you can find

[pale bobcat]

UNCLE

[gleaming valley]

Get baron mime DNA hanging chad and photograph

[pale bobcat]

I’m gonna try get fib even Steven wee joker

[gleaming valley]

Ain't gonna make it appear

[tranquil monolith]

Easiest way would be first boss blind (any deck other than plasma) play 1 decently high chip count flush and then a lower chip count flush, finish with face card/ace high card

[pale bobcat]

UNCLE ARE You GOOD IN THR HEAD

[pale bobcat]

I said without hanging chad

[gleaming valley]

Without hanging chad

Get baron and mime

Easy

[pale bobcat]

I’m going wee joker build

• dusk ig

[gleaming valley]

No dusk

[pale bobcat]

You

[gleaming valley]

Dusk sucks

[pale bobcat]

No uncle dawn

[gleaming valley]

If you like dusk ur king of suck ball mountain

[pale bobcat]

I’m gonna get gold stake on every deck

[pale bobcat]

???

[pale bobcat]

Ykw

I curse you to only be able to play painted deck

[gleaming valley]

Bet

[pale bobcat]

??

[tranquil monolith]

I don’t think dawg knows how the game works

[gleaming valley]

I've 100% completed all 3 saves with cheats

I know about the game

[pale bobcat]

I need to discard a royal flash, win with 4 jokers, win with high card, score 1m chips in 1 hand

[tranquil monolith]

Most mild ragebait at best

[gleaming valley]

Mb

[nova shore]

the

[gleaming valley]

I was born in 2019 I think I know a little bit about balatro

[rare kite]

huh, i'm confused, i thought localthunk published his own game

but that's playstack

[pale bobcat]

Wait can I use hack wee joker fib

Bro what ro get wee joker I have to win adter skipping 6 times

Uncle what bro

It’s so weird having to unlock all the joekrs

I beat every deck but I had the cheats to unlock every joker early

Uhhh

[pale bobcat]

Uncle he’s pissing sparks

oh god

He’s stupid

What’s the easiest way to win gold stake

IMO photochad

[gleaming valley]

That's my dad

[pale bobcat]

Always safest bet

[gleaming valley]

Hanging chad

[pale bobcat]

are there any other similar 2 joker combos that guarantee wins

Basically

Hanging Chad right

[gleaming valley]

Photochad

[rare kite]

if you had to choose between Familiar, Grim, or Incantation spectral cards, which would you pick?

[gleaming valley]

Um

Photochad

[tranquil monolith]

Skip unless I had hologram, then incantation

[rare kite]

you'd skip? 😮

dang

[pale bobcat]

None

[pale bobcat]

Ofc?

[rare kite]

😮

[tranquil monolith]

Adding cards unnecessarily is usually a worse option to just not adding more due to messing with deck fixing and other problems

[pale bobcat]

Man erosion is so good

I keep thinking jokers are bad because I always go for endless runs

But non endless run wise some joekrs are so underrated

For winning

[rare kite]

that is good reasoning

[pale bobcat]

Never play aces

If you say otherwise your wrong

Nothing good comes with aces

[tranquil monolith]

Makes hung man an even better tarot card, deck fixing + 8 mult

[pale bobcat]

Yes bro

I love erosion sm rn

[tranquil monolith]

Superposition? Free tarots if you’re playing straights

[pale bobcat]

I DONT CARE!

Superposition is CHEEKS

aces are CHEEKS

[tranquil monolith]

Better than 8 ball 😭🙏

And vagabond

[pale bobcat]

My option doesn’t have to,be right if it’s better then urs

[pale bobcat]

nuh uh

Just get like 9 dices

[tranquil monolith]

?????

[pale bobcat]

Because it’s to do with aces

[tranquil monolith]

What did aces do to you 😭

[pale bobcat]

I rm

erm

My first ever time

I was about to win

Ante 8 bossblidn

6 cards left in deck

I needed 1 of those 6

[narrow hare]

just got my second 4 legendary run

[pale bobcat]

Instead I draw 4 aces and a jack

[tribal topaz]

hello yes im trying to get my final joker gold stickered why are you giving me multiple legendarys in this run

I haven't seen a glass joker in so long I dont even think it exists

[pale bobcat]

You got 4 legendarys in one run?

4 unique?

[narrow hare]

yep

[pale bobcat]

UNCLE WHAY THE FUNK MAN

[pale bobcat]

Sorry but that’s 3

[tribal topaz]

I lost that run thank god

i fucking hate looking for glass joker

[tranquil monolith]

Off topic but is that a sarvente pfp???

[tribal topaz]

yes

[tranquil monolith]

Realest thing I’ve seen today

[tranquil monolith]

Stg I’ve seen that horrid thing one single time the entire time I’ve owned the game

[tribal topaz]

grrrr

this guy doesn't exist

I dont remember it being this bad when I 100% on pc

😭

im going to bed its 4 am and im too sleepy for this zhit

[tranquil monolith]

Joker of doom and despair 🥀

[pale bobcat]

If I unlock a joker mid run can I get it that run

[tranquil monolith]

Genuinely can’t tell if you’re being fr with this 😭🙏

[pale bobcat]

He said 4 legendarys that run, I see 3 and a bp

[tranquil monolith]

…

[tribal topaz]

Yes

[pale bobcat]

Blue print is a rare

it isn’t legendary

[tranquil monolith]

Maybe look at the pic one more time

[pale bobcat]

Just because it copes doesn’t make it legends are

uncle what, perkeo canto trib?

[tranquil monolith]

Hint it’s not bp

[pale bobcat]

??

[tribal topaz]

The soul tarot

[tranquil monolith]

Maybe look a little more down

[tribal topaz]

😭

[pale bobcat]

What then

[tribal topaz]

The soul tarot card

[pale bobcat]

WHERE BRO

[tribal topaz]

Gives a legendary joker

So they got 4 in that 1 run

[pale bobcat]

no

[tribal topaz]

The soul counts as 1

[pale bobcat]

Because he picked fool

[tribal topaz]

If he picked fool then yeah only 3

[pale bobcat]

Exactly

It’d 3

It’s 3

Shush uncle

Is my rage bait good

[tribal topaz]

Im gonna change it back to girlfriend in a few days maybe

[tranquil monolith]

[tranquil monolith]

Decent

7/10

[tribal topaz]

Idk it got me i was gonna lose my shit

[pale bobcat]

Why can’t I get flush highcard?

All cards ar ethe same suit?

[tranquil monolith]

What

[tranquil monolith]

Im still trying to figure out how they know that the fool was used

[pale bobcat]

Becuase I pressed play on the video

[tranquil monolith]

This isn’t even ragebait anymore it’s just lying 😭

[pale bobcat]

I love you so much I wa sabot you to restart on my new run because I unlocked hanging Chad with phto in my inv but I just got ballot

Chad*

[pale bobcat]

Uncle are you blind

[tribal topaz]

Go go go go roll start rolling

Just need luck youll be fine

[quiet maple]

Holy W shop

[tranquil monolith]

Clever joker 🙏🙏🙏

[spiral mirage]

do you have steel already??

[quiet maple]

Yep

[spiral mirage]

even a jumbo standard pack

that can contain anything!!

[quiet maple]

It's giving me x4 multi

I'm going for red seal steel kings

[tranquil monolith]

Foil stone card my beloved

[spiral mirage]

also, are you not gonna build up a reserve of cryptids??

[quiet maple]

I'm assuming photochad just goes away uere

[spiral mirage]

foil red seal stone card

[quiet maple]

I am

[spiral mirage]

you have one

[quiet maple]

Does photchad go bye bye

[spiral mirage]

yes

[tranquil monolith]

Yeah

[spiral mirage]

or steel joker

[quiet maple]

Yeah cause I'm using death for fixing

[spiral mirage]

and photo

[spiral mirage]

oh I see

[quiet maple]

Nah steel joker gonna help for a bit

[spiral mirage]

you won't need it with triple mime and steel :3

[quiet maple]

looks inside
not roffle
Still photochad

[spiral mirage]

your deck is so fat ;-;

[quiet maple]

Wdym it's only 57 cards 😭

[tranquil monolith]

I’d probably get out of steel and photo here if you have any gold seal cards

[pale bobcat]

Love that highcard builds don’t require deck fixing

[quiet maple]

I also grabbed blank voicher

[pale bobcat]

But if your going endless you have to make kings along the way

[quiet maple]

So I COULD get antimatter soon

[tranquil monolith]

Doubt you’ll need the score with the mime, better to get out of it now than later

And Chad is good for Econ (with gold seals)

[pale bobcat]

@tranquil monolith how am I wrong

[quiet maple]

Lmao 😭

[tranquil monolith]

Everything needs deck fixing

[pale bobcat]

How does highcard to WIN need deck fixing

[tropic cedar]

hi

[tranquil monolith]

What are you relying on for score

[narrow hare]

best seed ive had

[quiet maple]

Photo is back 😭🙏

[pale bobcat]

I’m using blueprint , photochad, ice cream, half joker, I can win with that easy

No deckfixing

Ofc it’s helpful asf but doesn’t NEED

[quiet maple]

Do I even need tarot tycoon at this point

[tranquil monolith]

That relies on planets which to be used to the greatest effect would have blue sealed cards, to draw blue seals you would need less overall cards, same with drawing your face cards reliably

[tranquil monolith]

No clogs your shop

[quiet maple]

I think I may just grab it for the hermits and termperances

[pale bobcat]

How do I make a high card build

Explain

How do I deckfix

I geneunly wanna know to improve my builds

[tranquil monolith]

There’s not really a way to do that

Worst thing you can really do in a run imo is go into it with a set plan in your head

[pale bobcat]

I’m just gonna make photochad with some sort of chips every single game

[quiet maple]

Nat negative showman 😭🙏

[pale bobcat]

are you slow

[quiet maple]

Chat is that real

[pale bobcat]

nice

[quiet maple]

Nah it actually makes a lot of sense

[tranquil monolith]

You’re not guaranteed anything in a run

You don’t know that youre going to get photochad every time

[quiet maple]

Me when I trade me regular reserved parking for a Nat polychrome reserved parking

[pale bobcat]

Winning the first small blind

[tranquil monolith]

1/10 ragebait

Try harder next time

[pale bobcat]

I’m being serious

Your guaranteed to win

How do you lose

[tranquil monolith]

What if I played high card every hand

That’s a loss

[pale bobcat]

but I’m assuming your tryna win

[tranquil monolith]

Also a derailment from the actual discussion

[pale bobcat]

Your wrong

It’s impossible t lose small blind if your trying to win (ante 1)

[quiet maple]

I'm assuming steel joker goes here, seems like an obvious choice

[tranquil monolith]

Yep

[tranquil monolith]

Where are you going with this

[quiet maple]

I'm starting to get smarter kinda

[pale bobcat]

I’m trying to rage wit

Bait

It’s more then possible to lose

[tranquil monolith]

It’s not really working, kinda just making yourself look a lil dumb 😭🙏

[quiet maple]

If I can get another blueprint, brainstorm, or mime next shop I'll be happy

[pale bobcat]

I’m trying man

[tranquil monolith]

What vouchers do you have

[quiet maple]

Overstock, wasteful, both tarot vouchers, blank, and directors cut

[pale bobcat]

I scored the year

[quiet maple]

A wraith

[tranquil monolith]

Personally I’d recommend against buying tarot vouchers (and planet voucher and magic trick) since it just ends up clogging your shop late game

[quiet maple]

It gives dna, I saved scum so I'm back before I took it, should I keep dna or not take the wraith

[tranquil monolith]

How many steel kings

[quiet maple]

17

[pale bobcat]

I have achieved bliss.

[quiet maple]

Or I could reroll for a good joker

[tranquil monolith]

Take it you should be able to build up money pretty fast with reserve parking + triple mime

[spiral mirage]

is that negative showman natural??

[tranquil monolith]

Ye

[quiet maple]

Yep

[spiral mirage]

insane

[quiet maple]

The reserve parking was also Nat polychrome

[spiral mirage]

not as insane but nice

are you going naneinf??

[quiet maple]

That's the plan

[spiral mirage]

epic

[tranquil monolith]

Best copy would be Perkeo when leaving shop into DNA first hand and then if you don’t win on one hand copy mime

[spiral mirage]

deck needs some fixing~

[spiral mirage]

nahh don't do dna yet

you wanna fix your deck first

get rid of the junk

that's harder if you bloat it with extra kings

it's already so chunky

[tranquil monolith]

To many cryptids in inventory to reliably copy hanged man and no space for trading card

[spiral mirage]

you don't need to copy hanged man??

[pale bobcat]

Bro what the ancient joker + photochad is guaranteed win

[spiral mirage]

just play as you would without perkeo

you can get perfect deckfixing in like ante 11 or something without perkeo, especially on ghost deck with the immolates

[tranquil monolith]

Fair point didn’t realize the ante was so low mb 😭

[spiral mirage]

maybe not from this point

but generally

[tranquil monolith]

Issue that I was seeing is that they took both tarot vouchers which would make searching for dna (again) a lot more Econ consuming

[spiral mirage]

have you had a naneinf before??

[pale bobcat]

I LOST WITH PHOTOCHAD BECAUSE OF A MISSLCICK UASHFWIHFSWIFHWS

[spiral mirage]

nooooo

[tranquil monolith]

Nothing is guaranteed

[spiral mirage]

oh, I didn't realise that

[quiet maple]

3 of them

[spiral mirage]

but that should make the much needed deckfixing easier anyway ;-;

wait maybe you don't need deckfixing if you use perkeo

[tranquil monolith]

Yeah and since showman’s there they won’t have “better” odds of finding dna since they can still find blueprint and brainstorm

[spiral mirage]

fair

[pale bobcat]

Shut the funk up

[spiral mirage]

cryptids replace dna in case of emergency anyway

[quiet maple]

Alright new dilema

[spiral mirage]

what is the dillema??

rebate or parking??

[quiet maple]

Mail In Rebate

[pale bobcat]

The real dilemma is you have 22$ and I see rebate

[quiet maple]

Do I take it tho

[tranquil monolith]

I’d say keep parking

[quiet maple]

I've got good jokers

[spiral mirage]

can you play one or.multiple hands for parking??

[quiet maple]

Multiple

[spiral mirage]

also how fixed is your deck??

can you show it??

[tranquil monolith]

You don’t really have enough kings to sacrifice to rebate and there’s too many junk cards that it can choose

[quiet maple]

😭🙏

[pale bobcat]

WHAT THE FUNKKKKKKKK

[spiral mirage]

parking

[pale bobcat]

gg

😭

parking uncle

what the FUNK

[spiral mirage]

ante 10......

[pale bobcat]

uncl

e

COPTY HNAGMANS UNCLE

WHAT THE FUNK

uncle your a special one

[tranquil monolith]

Who are you even talking to at this point 🫩

[spiral mirage]

@quiet maple why didn't you deckfix ;-;-;-;-;-;

[pale bobcat]

UNCLE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

awhhhhhhhh

EEEEEEE

ooooooohhh

AHHHHHH

[spiral mirage]

SHH

[pale bobcat]

SHUT THE FUNK UP

[tranquil monolith]

And that’s a mute for me

[pale bobcat]

uncleeeee

WALLAUGIIGI

[quiet maple]

Alright now, found hanged man, take it and sell all but one cryptid for best and dds at copying? What should I do here

[pale bobcat]

sywtm

[pale bobcat]

no

uncle

dont sell ur cryptids

open the arcana pack

then

[spiral mirage]

no

...

[pale bobcat]

uh

[spiral mirage]

just

use it

[pale bobcat]

start gooning

very fast

[spiral mirage]

and look for so many hung men in the shop

[scenic warren]

dumb question, is money naneinf-able? if so has anyone done it or gotten close?

[pale bobcat]

???/

no uncle

😭

[spiral mirage]

until your deck is fixed

[pale bobcat]

are u stupid uncle

[pale bobcat]

its possible but requires too much prep

bc

u have to have

parking ticket

i think

for 1 in2. chance pre face card held

then u have to have like

naneinf cryptids

😭

so

💀

and diec

it requires parking ticket perkeo dice and like 23947328947132471271389047242309187912348239047 blue prints

i recokn

[scenic warren]

probably mime too @n@

[pale bobcat]

yes

yes uncle

u right

[spiral mirage]

theoretically yes, practically the best way to get money is serpent mime cryptid perkeo parking, but that grows like.. not exponentially, and the engine will give up before you get even close

[pale bobcat]

no

ur wrong uncle

huuuuuu

[scenic warren]

irbgishrgoshrog

[pale bobcat]

UNCLE WHAT THE FUNK

dumber question

are jokers naneinfable

[scenic warren]

WHY AM I UNCLE???

[pale bobcat]

huuuu]

[scenic warren]

:0

[spiral mirage]

because the engine works with events and you would need to make like, so many events that even if slowing down wasn't a problem, the hardware couldn't hold that many events

[pale bobcat]

burnt joker is so good for highcard builds

[spiral mirage]

oh also

[pale bobcat]

im gonna go check the list of all 150 jokers to find out]

[tranquil monolith]

I’ve given up on trying to communicate with them

[pale bobcat]

what is best for highcardf

[spiral mirage]

I dunno if money is stored as floating point or integer

[scenic warren]

lol :3

[subtle nimbus]

baron🤑🤑🤑

[scenic warren]

idol :0

[nova shore]

no and yes

[spiral mirage]

if it's an integer, it can't naneinf, but it can underflow

[pale bobcat]

just to win

not for endless uncld

[subtle nimbus]

baron🤑🤑

[pale bobcat]

do any jokers directly affect highcxrdrd

[subtle nimbus]

pluto

[nova shore]

you cant get naneinf, the limit of money is 1.3e309, the same as slots jokers

[subtle nimbus]

wait

[pale bobcat]

ur fucking stupid

[subtle nimbus]

maybe obelisk if you have other hands

[quiet maple]

Bro this showman is putting in NO WORK

[nova shore]

tf

[spiral mirage]

so it's stored as a float??

not an integer

[nova shore]

pe4

[tranquil monolith]

You’re shops probably full of tarots

[subtle nimbus]

i do not care

[nova shore]

dude, everything is a float

[spiral mirage]

well I'm not a Lua programmer I dunno

[tranquil monolith]

Christ half of the people in here are actually having decent conversations and the other half are just rotted 😭

[nova shore]

well almost something like that
obviously not all, you cant float a blind slot

[spiral mirage]

I see

[nova shore]

oh no its for turns

we have 3 hours

[subtle nimbus]

80%is rotted

10%balatro

[spiral mirage]

like, if I would program this game, I would make money be stored as like, a signed 32 bit integer probably, because nothing deals with non-whole number money

[subtle nimbus]

10% bullshit

[spiral mirage]

so in my mind

that makes more sense

[subtle nimbus]

yes

in my minf

[spiral mirage]

shut up

[nova shore]

oh well the top of slots is 300, not 309

[subtle nimbus]

how the fuck did you get that

[nova shore]

i dont know much about lua, but it doesnt work like that

[subtle nimbus]

oh wait

[spiral mirage]

I see I see

[nova shore]

is a few stranger

[subtle nimbus]

@nova shore how did you do that

[nova shore]

mods

[tranquil monolith]

Looks like cryptid

[nova shore]

yep

[subtle nimbus]

@nova shore i thought reply ping🤔

[nova shore]

the what

[subtle nimbus]

yes

[nova shore]

perdon no hablo ingles, siguiente pregunta

[subtle nimbus]

in your user dumbass

puñeta

[nova shore]

Desculpe, não falo espanhol, próxima pergunta

[spiral mirage]

now naneinf them jonkler slots

[pale bobcat]

half joker, obelisk dusk,scary face buissness card, space joker hanging chad, bloodstone, dice

[subtle nimbus]

😞

[nova shore]

the consumable?

[spiral mirage]

??

[nova shore]

nvm

[pale bobcat]

i just got hanging chad and reserve parking

praying for

phtoogrpaj

[tranquil monolith]

I can’t tell if English isn’t your first language or if you’re under the age of 7

[nova shore]

both

[pale bobcat]

My first legendary on this profile

Guys

I’m hoping it’s a negative giddish

TRIBUOLET

UNFLE SHUT THE FUNK UP MAN

WHO DID THE PLANT REACTION

@nova shore

UNCLE COUNT your FUCKING DAYS

[tranquil monolith]

Slowly watched your decent into madness

[pale bobcat]

SHUT THE FUCK UPP

RAHHHHH

FUCKKKKK

[rapid hill]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[tranquil monolith]

yikes

[rapid hill]

Yeah finally

[pale bobcat]

For what purpose are you pinging the mods

😭

#📜・rules

[rapid hill]

Invite on 18 + server

[pale bobcat]

Uncle tell me what rule I broke uncle

[pale bobcat]

?? What?

[rapid hill]

Yeah there was

[pale bobcat]

What do you mean

when did I invite someone to 18+ serve

[rapid hill]

Do you want the Title?

[pale bobcat]

Yea

??

😭

Lmfao

[tranquil monolith]

Dawg fr thinks everything is about them 😭

[rapid hill]

S*xcam paradise

[pale bobcat]

When did I send that to someone

?

uncle what the funk

[nova shore]

what

[vivid island]

Saxcam paradise? is this about people fliming themselves playing the saxophone?

[tranquil monolith]

They weren’t talking about you

[nova shore]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

the plant harvest another victim

[pale bobcat]

FUCK UNCLE PLANT IS NEXT

FUCK YOU

WHAT THE FUCKK

[rapid hill]

There are sometimes special events where some random shitters send invite on inappropriate servers

[nova shore]

-#

[pale bobcat]

I quit

I quit the game

I’m done

[scenic warren]

meowww

[scenic warren]

Nouuuuuu

[rapid hill]

You didnt send invite okay ?

[quiet maple]

What now, don't mind the lack of cryptids

[rapid hill]

There was someone else

[tranquil monolith]

They’re ragebaiting you, been doing it all night, better to just ignore them

[spiral mirage]

WHERE DID YOU CRYPTIDS GO

[pale bobcat]

no I thought he meant me

I deadass did

[quiet maple]

I SAID DONT KIND THEM 😭🙏

[tranquil monolith]

I am minding the lack of cryptids

[nova shore]

oi teh_devs

[spiral mirage]

I DO MIND THEM

[tranquil monolith]

Yo?

[quiet maple]

I've been forgetting to move my jokers like every round and had to use some to save myself 😭🙏💔

[nova shore]

Pe4

[spiral mirage]

YOUR DECK SHALL NEVER BE FIXED NOW AND YOU YHREW AWAY THE NANEINF NOOOO

[quiet maple]

ANYWAYS

[quiet maple]

Nah it's fine TRUST

I think dna goes?

[spiral mirage]

sell fucking dna I guess

[tranquil monolith]

You’re gonna blow me up??

[spiral mirage]

;-;-;-;-;

I feel hurt

[quiet maple]

Teh what do u think

[spiral mirage]

hehe

[spiral mirage]

hmm??

[supple ivy]

Halo

[spiral mirage]

sell dna

[nova shore]

i thought you know how to play chess :"v

[supple ivy]

Hello

[spiral mirage]

your deck is thick enough for days

[tranquil monolith]

Oh shit i thought you were talking about the plastic explosive 💀

Hmmm

[nova shore]

tf

wsit wtf is Pe4

[tranquil monolith]

An explosive

Pd5

[pale bobcat]

js lost with trib

doesnt matter

i wnated photochad

[supple ivy]

HELLO

[nova shore]

Kc3

[supple ivy]

Dammit

[tranquil monolith]

Kf6

[pale bobcat]

YES UNCLE FUNKKK THIS IS WQHT I LIEK TO SAYUYU

[nova shore]

Qf3

[tranquil monolith]

Bg4

[supple ivy]

Not even my keyboard is safe from Jimbo Plush lol

[nova shore]

Bd3

[nova shore]

tf

le balatrearon el keyboard

[rapid hill]

You tweaking give yourself a rest

[supple ivy]

Velda

I ❤️ Jimbo plush

Y necesito uno

[pale bobcat]

FUNKKK YEAHHH

WHAT THE FUNKKK

THUNK I FUNKING LOVE You

[tranquil monolith]

BxQf3

[rapid hill]

Thats impossible

[quiet maple]

I found antimatter

[supple ivy]

👀👀👀

[rapid hill]

Now find hack and its even better

[sand bone]

Looks inside

[pale bobcat]

FUNK YEAH UNCLE

UNCLE YES UNCLE

[rapid hill]

IM NOT THAT OLD

[pale bobcat]

I needed 1 heart 10 or 4

[supple ivy]

What if the blueprint and brainstorm could copy anything without restrictions?

[nova shore]

0-0

[rapid hill]

Broken ? Maybe

[nova shore]

download the mod xd

[pale bobcat]

So what copying perkeo without having it?

[supple ivy]

Probably

[supple ivy]

👀

[tranquil monolith]

How are you castling

[nova shore]

castling is 0-0-0

[tranquil monolith]

0-0 is a kingside castle

[nova shore]

0-0 its surrender

[quiet maple]

Unless I find baron soon, the run is done for

[nova shore]

1-0 its white
0-1 its black

[tranquil monolith]

0-0-0 is a queenside castle

[quiet maple]

I found an invisible Joker??

[tranquil monolith]

So it’d be 1-0 since you surrendered as white

And not 0-0

[nova shore]

oh no its then 0-1 then, you win

[nova shore]

yea my bad

long time ago since i play chess xd

[jovial parrot]

Hey Balatrarians

[tranquil monolith]

Same lol

[tranquil monolith]

Its good

[nova shore]

dude why the hell you call the horse knight?

[patent flame]

Because it's the right name?

[nova shore]

the horse dont a have a knight anymore

so?

[tranquil monolith]

It’s a horse

[pale bobcat]

bro

i

bro

bro

[haughty cedar]

Gross michael died right after I bought it

[pale bobcat]

what is photochad right before plant

[tranquil monolith]

It moves in an L shape because horses shaped like Ls

[pale bobcat]

gros michel

[haughty cedar]

Gross michael

[quiet maple]

Yeah I'm pretty sure the run is done for, I need 5 cryptids per hand to win

[nova shore]

yea and you call it knight

[pale bobcat]

uncle

bp

bp

bs

bs

[nova shore]

we stoped naming the horse "jinete" or "caballero" and just call it "caballo"

[tranquil monolith]

Horse is horse

[nova shore]

wait since when

[nova shore]

pawn rock horse bishop queen and king right?

[tranquil monolith]

Since it go neigh

That mean horse

[nova shore]

what are you playing on right now?

[tranquil monolith]

Damn I sound like a caveman

[pale bobcat]

?

Mushrooms

[nova shore]

yes

[nova shore]

device

the device name

[pale bobcat]

oh

[tranquil monolith]

I swear I can speak proper English

[pale bobcat]

I call it jimmy

[nova shore]

dont worry me neither

[pale bobcat]

?

[nova shore]

I KNOW THAT SHIT WAS COMING

[pale bobcat]

I SET MY SMOKE DETECTOR OFF FUCKKKKKK

MY EARSSS

IM GONNA SHOOT IT

[quiet maple]

Welp. Fucky baron never showed up and ruined the run.

[pale bobcat]

shut the funk up

[tranquil monolith]

The plant is coming

[pale bobcat]

Now I need pjtoochad

Who the funk keeps planting me

[rapid hill]

What in the ..

Why would say that on server chat XD

[pure valve]

[solid timber]

How did 7 pings occur while I was asleep 💔

[reef breach]

idfk

[solid timber]

Reading your recent messages (past hour), please chill out a little bit ❤️

[maiden light]

I keep getting this crash every 3-5 minutes. anyone got a fix?

[tranquil monolith]

I’m assuming from the bot/hacked acc that was sending server invite links

[nova shore]

pa3

[tranquil monolith]

Kc6

[nova shore]

dude who start a game with pa3 😭

[tranquil monolith]

YOU

[nova shore]

💤

[tranquil monolith]

😔

[worn gust]

Pov: you hit the jackpot but its gold stake 💔

[austere meteor]

First time playing black stake any advice and what's hard about it ?

[vivid island]

ante 6 so that's not too bad i guess

[tranquil monolith]

I mean, eternals ig? Usually I see it as more of a buff tho

[austere meteor]

Yeah so how spectral cards will work on them ?

[sullen pebble]

gg, the mouth with straight buuld

rip 3 gold stake win streak

argg

sad

i got pretty far too but i was gonna lose in the next round or so unless i got a xmult

:/

[worn gust]

Depends

Eternal jimbo on first pack is peak ngl

Jokes aside crazy joker for black stake is goated

[austere meteor]

so I can just play like it's a green stake ?

[tranquil monolith]

Like ankh?

[shrewd wigeon]

reason why ghost deck is my favorite

[worn gust]

Ghost>plasma

[subtle nimbus]

true

[tranquil monolith]

Lowkey I despise plasma deck (as an erratic deck fan)

[subtle nimbus]

this good?

[tranquil monolith]

Where econ

[subtle nimbus]

the deck is the econ

[still ermine]

Dont do it like me or you lose

[subtle nimbus]

wdym "like you"

by waht?

[still ermine]

:<

[subtle nimbus]

sorry if i offended ya tho

but

like

Wym?

what to sell here

[still ermine]

Idk

[slim junco]

can i instakk hollow knight deck as in heart for steam deck

[shrewd wigeon]

I really really hated plasma

[slim junco]

i need cool custom art deck for heart and club

[shrewd wigeon]

I don't find it fun at all and I dislike having to focus on chips and transitioning to mult feels awkward

its my least favorite deck to gold stake

[formal garnet]

Hello; how many games do you guys normally start before getting a good run?

[narrow garnet]

Recently fell in love w ghost deck

[patent flame]

1

[pale bobcat]

1

[spiral mirage]

same

[spiral mirage]

define 'good'

[rapid hill]

Winnable

[hot vortex]

if im on white stake then i guess like 1-2

[spiral mirage]

on what stake??

[hot vortex]

why green stake hater

its better econ than yellow

[wild lily]

when he feels like it

[brisk zinc]

that'll do

aaand my game instantly crashed

[spiral mirage]

it's worse econ than any other deck

[hot vortex]

huh i just had luck with it ig

[lyric vine]

bro, why are half my judgements blueprint/brainstorm

[hot vortex]

thats peak

best card in the game

[lyric vine]

i mean

they are just the best jokers you have besides them

[spiral mirage]

they can be multiple jokers if they trigger at different times

[lyric vine]

well...

yeah

im printing money

holy

[gritty flame]

Ik it's not that great but I would like to flex

[lyric vine]

polychrome jack of diamonds, should i be playing with it

or stick to lucky card kings

[gritty flame]

I'm just curious, what does that actually mean

[lyric vine]

big number

[gritty flame]

Aah

Exactly how big

[lyric vine]

hmm

5.25*10^4792

[gritty flame]

Dont say very big

[gritty flame]

Then what about the previous e

[lyric vine]

uh

yk what

yk what

ignore what i said

excellent question

hmm i have idol as on option, flush five 🤔

with this deck 💀

[deep peak]

<3 this situation

[flat arrow]

havnt played balatro in a minute

[lyric vine]

i need to delete more cards

[lyric vine]

real

[spiral mirage]

it's 10^(5.25•10^4792)

[lyric vine]

knew it

are flush fives good without trib

if yes, then with what jokers

[spiral mirage]

yes

[lyric vine]

with what jokers?

[brisk zinc]

i only know it's big

what the scallop

[lyric vine]

lol

as good as no jokers at this moment

[cloud halo]

peak yuri

[brisk zinc]

oh shit you reminded me

i gotta get the mod back

bluestorm

[lyric vine]

uh should i take baron and pivot to high cards from flushes

[brisk zinc]

what kind of a shitty fucking website makes you create an account just to download a mod??

[lyric vine]

cause i have an army of kings... that are all lucky cards

[brisk zinc]

where's the github page

[prime nova]

A bit of an unusual Gold Stake run with a +152 Spare Trousers and triple Burglar

[lyric vine]

yup that was the right idea

time for deja vu

[north finch]

Does anyone have access to the cryptid server

[brisk zinc]

last i checked it was just gg/cryptid

[brisk zinc]

there we go