🎙・server-chat

[rapid hill]

There is nothing we can do

[lusty lance]

nothing

and hope for an ecto

[icy garden]

Can you win balatro with only three of a kind? Yes

[rapid hill]

Its not that hard to be honest but good job 👍

[icy garden]

But I lost here

[wanton steeple]

seems normal

[wise plaza]

19 three of a kinds but 23 rounds, that doesn't math for only three of a kind

[wanton steeple]

most builds tend to die at ante 10-12

[inland sandal]

Observatory

[small crest]

Life is good

[forest wagon]

those rares will negatively impact your run

[brisk zinc]

summer break getting boring

[slim junco]

play a new game

[snow temple]

joker? i hardly know her!

[slim junco]

buy something new for your setup

do cable management

ivebeenthinking

[snow temple]

balatro is pretty good i dunno if you've played it before

[slim junco]

never heard of it

[snow temple]

its like poker 2

[brisk zinc]

i'm so bored i actually tried rust

the language not the game

it is quite awful to get into

[slim junco]

a nod to joker 2 my beloved

[snow temple]

in all seriousness try deltarune

[slim junco]

they're equally bad

[inland sandal]

Do i take invisible joker
To copy blueprint
Cuz i do only with perk like e50
And this antes is e20

[slim junco]

or

lies of p

[brisk zinc]

oh yeah i haven't finished chapter 3 yet

[snow temple]

should i play that? ive seen it on game pass but didnt give it a go

[snow temple]

yeah screw it should be ok

[slim junco]

its off game pass now but you should 100% buy it with the new dlc

its me fav game

[snow temple]

i'll be sure to when i get some bread

bugsnax is another good game

[slim junco]

ivebeenthinking

bugnacks

[white ivy]

peak mention

[slim junco]

I CAN'T SENd KNACK GIFS

fuck this place

[snow temple]

knack is back baby

[slim junco]

knack 2 baby!!1!1!

[white ivy]

i have image perms just fine

[slim junco]

i do too

just not gifs

[snow temple]

note to self: dont play knack at videogamedunkey's house

[white ivy]

oh yeah no gifs

[snow temple]

ah darn

no gif ):

[iron bluff]

im a lil late but i will invest in this run

[slim junco]

he would murder you so he can play it himself

my internet subscription just got renewed and my bill has 5 more dollars added to it what the fuck

cryingemoji

[snow temple]

thats like 5 hands worth

[slim junco]

im saying

[snow temple]

just get a gold joker/rocket and you should be good

then again rocket depends on what ante you're on

[haughty leaf]

opinions? (i only have 2 mods)

[forest wagon]

looks modded

[haughty leaf]

bruh

[native viper]

Where can acquire John Balatro plushies

[smoky lake]

Average serpent blind

[wicked mirage]

we love an eternal erosion

[smoky lake]

Yeah that random ass joker did absolutely nothing

Cant even sell it for cash

[rare terrace]

Hi

[merry rampart]

Why do you have eternal erosion with 70 cards?? 😭

[vocal chasm]

That's what eternal erosion do

[ionic apex]

Im so glad i joined this discord

What on earth has happened here

[brisk zinc]

waaaah

cat is x12 so not selling

[ionic apex]

Maybe im boring but i feel like soul is the least attractive of the 3 options here

[brisk zinc]

to be fair idk if i need any legendary atp

we skip these

[vocal chasm]

I feel like the more I play, the less enticing the legendaries get.

[brisk zinc]

for real

[ionic apex]

Im going for completionist++ and they've ironically come full circle. I get as excited now as when i first saw them. Rare mfs

[vocal chasm]

My last legendary to gold sticker is Chicot. My god.

[brisk zinc]

meow

[ionic apex]

The dice in shop is gonna hit so hard

[brisk zinc]

run is over already

[inland sandal]

Do i take the mine

I do e108 and blinds r e98

[brisk zinc]

what does mime do for you

steel cards?

[inland sandal]

I hv all steel red seals kings

[brisk zinc]

then mime is probably worth it

[north pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1398251263514120192/Valorant_2025.07.25_-_12.28.35.03.DVR.mp4?ex=6884ae77&is=68835cf7&hm=aad47112f530f103b7e4efd09fe5faa29a0b16bfebea05ecc4ae6ff8ba99d47b&

[hazy condor]

Wrong server bro

[cold merlin]

I once ate a box of these green skittles in 2 weeks... Now I am allergic to skittles...

[north pebble]

Nope

[hollow hull]

Also, just to let y'all know, for anyone using Cryptid, it's bugged RN

I've put in a report about it, but for whatever reason, runs are bugged and you cannot "Continue Run" even if you haven't abandoned/lost the run.

[nova shore]

just install it from the releases thread

[hollow hull]

I did, latest release from repository. Same issue

[spiral crest]

I accidentally bought a Eternal Jimbo on purple stake. Ended up winning somehow

[hollow hull]

If it works, it works.

[spiral crest]

I did a DJ Khaled

Suffering from success

[real echo]

What up gamers what's good on this fine morning unless it isn't morning for you

[signal pilot]

never ask a valorant player why their clip ends at 4k

[north pebble]

...

I aced trust.

[hollow hull]

God damn is it gonna rain today

I can literally feel the pressure behind my eyes

[signal pilot]

a real man never speaks ill of dusk

[hollow hull]

We honk and we shoo, that's what happens at dusk

[rapid hill]

Uhhhh yes

[signal pilot]

dude i was playing erratic deck and started w 12 2s before pivoting to a 5 of a kind of queens once i got triboulet

my wee joker was at like 1500 chips

[signal pilot]

are you gonna sell chad

[rapid hill]

Yep

[signal pilot]

yeah only play that makes sense

beefiest yorick i’ve ever had

[rapid hill]

Shit

[nova shore]

how your deck looks?

[hollow hull]

He was totally Wee'ing all over the place

Funniest stuff I'd ever seen

[signal pilot]

goated card

[hollow hull]

Also, I feel like Yorik and Burnt Joker might be a good combo?

[rapid hill]

I wanted hack

But still nothing

[signal pilot]

honestly i don’t like yorick

second to worst legendary

[hollow hull]

Yorick feels like a legendary that's great if you get it early game.

But the later on in the game you are, the worse it gets.

[rare terrace]

I don't like chicot for infinite mode unless is negative

[signal pilot]

sure like it’s still a good card but on blue stake and above it already scales 33% slower w -1 discard

[hollow hull]

Because normally you've already built your deck/jokers around a certain playstyle.

[hazy condor]

Yes

[rare terrace]

I don't recommend chicot for infinite mode

Only the negative chicot

To avoid bosses that ruins your run

[hollow hull]

I for one endorse Chicot canonically having a 9mm and just shooting the boss on sight.

[signal pilot]

i kept having triboulet sell my runs bc i would take a soul card on abandoned and just get trib it was in the last 3 souls on that deck once

[hollow hull]

He's the only Joker liscenced to carry and he straight up ices any bosses he sees.

Bro is too tired to deal w that

[signal pilot]

ok guys what’s the best hand in the game and why is it pair

[hollow hull]

High Card enthusiasts crying rn

[signal pilot]

high card isn’t bad it just doesn’t scale with like anything

playing pair made me realize how goated blackboard joker is

[wild lily]

pair is hc but better
doesnt mean hc is bad btw

[signal pilot]

this exactly

[rapid hill]

This is the end

[slim junco]

would you rather have

1 dollar

or 2 dollars

[rapid hill]

2 dollars

What the point of the question ?

[slim junco]

nothing really just wanted to know what you prefer

ivebeenthinking

[rapid hill]

Okay 👍

[signal pilot]

1 dolla

[rapid hill]

In my country every pennie matters

[slim junco]

based

[slim junco]

ivebeenthinking

[rapid hill]

But if you want 1 dolla you give another dolla to someone else who wants dolla too

[slim junco]

i watch my grandpa save pennies 🔥 🗣️

[north pebble]

nah I double checked

[hazy condor]

Weally

[slim junco]

tactical

[fathom fjord]

My weirdest setup yet

[dapper pasture]

Banana run

[signal pilot]

showman is a troll i love rerolling just to get another showman in the shop

[grim mist]

you're clearly sleeping on the double showman gambit

[agile citrus]

Do i take this

[hollow hull]

But what if you replaced ALL your jokers with showmen?

Surely, something will happen

[agile citrus]

I rely on other cards to make straight flushes

usually 10-ace

pls help

[grim mist]

it gives you 5 rare tags which become blueprints and brainstorms

[hollow hull]

Sell them all, get polychrome photochad and the remaining slots filled with blueprints

Your entire deck is Poly-Red Seal-Steel Kings

With Baron

[solid timber]

I need a dollar, dollar, dollar is what I need

[hollow hull]

Best I got is fiddy cent

And a corndog

[solid timber]

If I share my story with you will you share your dollar with me

[forest river]

This on plasma would be actually really good

[forest river]

Double showman=double double jokers on the shop

[acoustic jolt]

My beloved's just neglecting me rn I haven't seen her in 2 days and I'm pretty sure she's playing Roblox so

Favorite Erratic deck seeds?

Shoot me some really stupid strategies

Or do I just try aim for gold stickers again

Yeah just Gold ig

[twilit radish]

Balatro more like top 10 casino games on steam

[sinful star]

Chat what can i do?

The cat give's me 9 of mult

[acoustic jolt]

Sell cat

Copy Buskin

Brainstorm is usually always gonna be better than flat X Mult if you're using a on proc x mult build which is the usual

Better money
Better score
More reliable

[regal hinge]

hmm i wonder what this unused deck will do like every card is random card and already enchanted

[sinful star]

Thanks

Thanks man

Really

[signal pilot]

is this true does it stack

if you have two showmans?

i really just can’t justify ever taking two when that’s just two jokers that don’t contribute to scoring or economy

if you have a lot of money to reroll you don’t need two

[forest river]

If you take 4 showmans every joker is a duplicate

[flint kettle]

so there are no voice channels in this server?

[forest river]

I think so

[wanton steeple]

I have 22 jokers left

[thick stratus]

does the english balatro community actually knows what is balatring?

[hazy condor]

A ring of balatros

[thick stratus]

XDD

[hazy condor]

Jimboring

[wanton steeple]

Balatro 🍌

[thick stratus]

It is like

[sinful star]

Chat

[thick stratus]

When someone jimbofies

[sinful star]

What can i do?

[hazy condor]

I'm jimbosexual

[wanton steeple]

Balatro 🍌

[hazy condor]

Only attracted to jimbos

[thick stratus]

Then you tell them to balatrear himself

[hazy condor]

I see

[wanton steeple]

bal

[wanton steeple]

atro

[hazy condor]

Sell ooos

Oops

[thick stratus]

this guy balatred

[sinful star]

Its infinite

[hazy condor]

Oh wait

[sinful star]

I was played Lucky cards

[hazy condor]

Sell lucky cat 😭

[wanton steeple]

Only replaceable joker is negative

Ur kinda sol

[sinful star]

U're sure?

[hazy condor]

Aaaaaaa

[hazy condor]

How many hearts you got

[sinful star]

31 hearts

[thick stratus]

wow

[hazy condor]

Waiy

[hazy condor]

Ye sell lucky

Since xmult is weaker than 1.5^

[wanton steeple]

Sell lucky cat

Put blueprint first

Then bloodstone second

[sinful star]

But the cat gives me x9 mult

[wanton steeple]

Have brainstorm copy blueprint copying bloodstone

[hazy condor]

And if you put blueprint on brainstorm

[sinful star]

And was playing in the plasma deck

[hazy condor]

And brainstorm on booodstone

[sinful star]

Thanks guys

[hazy condor]

You get x171,181

[sinful star]

Thanks guys

[hazy condor]

As a former mathematics olympiad winner

(silver)

[lime nymph]

Bruh, Balatro has put me in such a bad mood, I got the legendary Joker to buff Kings & Queens 2x, and was finally gonna get my 2nd gold staje I was doing the best, but I had to roll the face card debuff boss and never having come up with the reroll voucher, ruined my would-have-been perfect run

[hazy condor]

(international)

[sinful star]

Really i need that

[hazy condor]

Lol

[sinful star]

Thanks 😄

[wanton steeple]

The run probably end soon as it hit heart debuff

[lime nymph]

They should patch it so you have to get the reroll voucher if you're gonna come across something that screws your buffs

[wanton steeple]

Or plant

Making sock useless

[hazy condor]

..no?

How are you gonna lose and learn

[sinful star]

I have directors cut

[lime nymph]

Can you tell me what I'm supposed to learn?

[wanton steeple]

Still it's a flush deck I assume

[hazy condor]

You don't win all good runs

[wanton steeple]

It will end soon

[sinful star]

No

Flush five

[wanton steeple]

Flushes typically don't scale fast enough to get high runs

Even flush five

[hazy condor]

Noice

[wanton steeple]

Unless u can get retriggers

And glass

[lime nymph]

I already knew that, and I knew the possibility would come that I would get the run-ruining boss blind, that's what I had been frantically searching for the Reroll voucher, but there was nothing I could do

[hazy condor]

Sad

But there's nothing you can do

Just play aleeb seed and get all legendaries in all arcana packs

[sinful star]

Well chat

Thanks for your tips

[hazy condor]

Np tuffly sighs

[lime nymph]

I only have a week left of Balatro before my gamepass runs out, I'm trying to get as many gold stakes as I can before then

[hazy condor]

Wrong send 😭

[hazy condor]

Gamepass?? I thought the game was only 2 bukcks

[wanton steeple]

I gotta figure a strat for flower pot and idle

[lime nymph]

It's £12

[hazy condor]

Wait wrong msg

[lime nymph]

I'm poor, I don't buy games, and was gifted gamepass

[wanton steeple]

I assume abandoned deck is good for flower pot

Just thin down to 4ok

[lime nymph]

my IRL luck is so bad

[hazy condor]

Get a cashier job idk

[lime nymph]

Well, thanks for listening to me, rant

[hazy condor]

Ok 😀

Perfect

[sinful star]

So there is

How its going

[hazy condor]

Put everything on bloodstone

[sinful star]

Really?

[hazy condor]

Yes

[sinful star]

Thanks man

[hazy condor]

Np

[karmic flame]

what am i supposed to look at

[sinful star]

There is with everything in bloodstone

[hazy condor]

Bazinga

[hazy condor]

So cool

[sinful star]

Thanks man

[hazy condor]

Np

[sinful star]

Also i was playing in a celphone xD

[slim junco]

im rock hard

[hazy condor]

My deck is rock hard

[slim junco]

im rock hard

[sinful star]

We're started to play with the heavy ones

[hazy condor]

You'll be fine

Up until ante 15

Or 14

[karmic flame]

i can download it

after 28

[sinful star]

I hope so

[sour plaza]

Balatro isn't a game, it's a lifestyle. If I had a son, I'd name him Jose Balatrino. If I had two, I'd name them "Double" and "Pair" so they'd level up to 18 and break the leagues when they're adults. I wake up and think of Balatro; I sleep and think of Balatro. I eat Balatro, I drink Balatro, I breathe Balatro, and I exhale Balatro. Everything to me is Balatro.

[rapid hill]

Okay 🙂

[rapid hill]

Minutes ?

[barren geyser]

I helped my friend win a balatro run, he wasnt believing what I was telling him to do
We just won with a triboulet+lucky card queen
I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, TRUST MY WORD

Fuck that was so good
Truly a great balatro time

[karmic flame]

28 jiuly

[rapid hill]

Why ?

[karmic flame]

exam

[rapid hill]

Oh okay

[sinful star]

Well chat

I'm cooked

[rapid hill]

Goodluck on exam

[slim junco]

powerscalers when i introduce them to a gambling game that outclasses every fictional character to exist

with just the concept of chips and mult

[sinful star]

I'm SO cooked

[karmic flame]

shuold bp copy sock

oh nvm no kings

rip

[sinful star]

I really should have done that

XD

But well

I 've a really god run

[barren geyser]

Bruh
He didnt last a second in endless mode😭😭
Poor guy

[bitter junco]

I never got past an 8/8 Ante lol

[grizzled junco]

I made it to 8 today lost to the boss by 250😞

[white pulsar]

new PB

[brisk zinc]

huge

[finite shadow]

Jokerless swag

[light field]

FELLAS

[grizzled junco]

How?😭

[light field]

Is it valid to sell brainstorm early game for base mult

Basically

I had alot of xmult

And no

It was all relying on card shark

[ionic hatch]

Do you do C++

[finite shadow]

Valid to do whatever doesn’t kill you, and brainstorm with xmult and no base mult will kill you

[finite shadow]

Wdym? Like have I done it?

[plain lynx]

José Balatrino🛐

[ionic hatch]

If you code in C++

[finite shadow]

Oh. No

[light field]

It was medusa and instead of going against it, i forcefed my deck the card by copying marble

With double blue print

[ionic hatch]

Then why would you name yourself C++ lol

[plain lynx]

Pongan Balatro!!!

Ey

@sour plaza

[finite shadow]

Completionist++ are you new to the server it’s extremely common to be in people’s names

[sour plaza]

?

[plain lynx]

We can't speak in spanish

[sour plaza]

oohh

ok

[ionic hatch]

Yes

[plain lynx]

It's in the rules

[ionic hatch]

What does it mean?

[ionic hatch]

Balatro Balatrez

[finite shadow]

Gold stake win on every deck with every joker

[ionic hatch]

That's wild

[sour plaza]

Is playing balatro

[ionic hatch]

I can't get pass black deck

[finite shadow]

It’s definitely a tough one

[brisk zinc]

i'm currently fighting the rust compiler

fuck this language

[quartz bolt]

Sybau fn ts pmo sm

[ionic hatch]

What are you doing in Rust?

[plain lynx]

Infinite reroll

[brisk zinc]

trying to recreate grep (but worse) to learn about file handling

i usually code in C but i felt like trying something different today for a change

[ionic hatch]

I re created some of the coreutils a few years ago

[brisk zinc]

i've done a couple of those as well

good practice

[ionic hatch]

you know, cd ls cat mkdir all of those

Yeah

It's fun

[brisk zinc]

yes i know what coreutils are i'm an autistic linux nerd

[ionic hatch]

What's your distro?

[brisk zinc]

debian

[ionic hatch]

Same

[brisk zinc]

i was on arch but i like the stability

[ionic hatch]

I used artix for a couple years

I moved to debian

[brisk zinc]

i thought i was going to distrohop a lot but the first one i tried i liked a lot

so i don't feel the need to try anything else atp

[ionic hatch]

Yeah it's fun to distro hop but it gets tiring

Btw why using Rust? I was using V and it is quite cool

Try it out

[brisk zinc]

just out of curiosity

i tried it like 3+ years very briefly and didn't do much back then

idk why but i felt like trying again today

[ionic hatch]

I just never liked it, too over complicated

[brisk zinc]

just one more string type bro

[ionic hatch]

It has too many features, too complicated

[brisk zinc]

yea it's definitely not easy to get into

i feel like i have no idea what i'm doing rn

C is very simple and i'm comfortable in it so i'll probably go back to that very soon

[ionic hatch]

If you intend to replace C I think V is a good way to do it

[brisk zinc]

i don't intend to replace it

i just felt like trying something different for a short while

[ionic hatch]

Yeah C is simple but you need skill to do C imo

[brisk zinc]

haven't acvtually heard of V before so i'll maybe check that out

[ionic hatch]

It's clunky and feels old

[brisk zinc]

well it is over 50 years old lol

[ionic hatch]

It's fun to write C don't get me wrong

It lets you do anything

[brisk zinc]

which is not always a good thing lmao

easy to shoot yourself in the foot

but it is fun

[ionic hatch]

I just don't like the solutions that Rust has for memory management

Even easier to shoot yourself in the foot

Because everything is hidden and abstracted away from you

[brisk zinc]

true

but it's "safe" if you know what you're doing

but it's so unfun to work with

[ionic hatch]

I gtg but nice to meet you Amanda

[brisk zinc]

you 2

o shit i got it working

[twin pilot]

speculative showman working

[primal prawn]

comedic build

[dapper pasture]

Banana run 2

[brisk zinc]

0 dias

[dapper pasture]

XD

At the end of the run it will be worth about 2000

🧑‍🦽

[latent sierra]

If i sent a YouTube link in here im so sorry I got hacked

[sleek oasis]

I was so fucking close

estaba tan puto cerca

[karmic flame]

waht

[slim junco]

🃏

why is there a joker emoji

[atomic sinew]

where can I ask about play advice??

[rapid hill]

#🕹・game-discussion

[atomic sinew]

thanks!

[rapid hill]

No problem

[willow dagger]

who could help me beat a stake

like guide me through ti

[jolly talon]

It is okay Madeline from Celeste

[acoustic hatch]

Pipipi

[latent sierra]

Thank you Mario from funny meme

[acoustic hatch]

Hologram reached x16

[jolly talon]

We heart you Madeline Celeste

Saucesome gaym

[brisk zinc]

do i copy baron or mime with these steels

[slim junco]

Baron

[brisk zinc]

okay

[slim junco]

Always give bias to baron

[brisk zinc]

killing myself

new high score at least

3W1LW3VH if anyone care

[rapid hill]

How much ?

Are you scoring ?

[crisp robin]

This is Madness!
Madness ... This is Sparta!!!

[wooden kiln]

Hello Sparta, I'm striveclouding

[brisk zinc]

I got e15

It's not much but it's pb

Can take that seed a lot further if I just don't reroll into the plant

[north crescent]

what did you roll

[rapid hill]

Thats sad ending but its good score for sure

@brisk zinc And what are your thoughts on this run ?

[brisk zinc]

i had something similar once

ancient joker is nice

[slim junco]

piss yellow deck

[rapid hill]

Average grandpa teeth

[fathom fjord]

Oops! All rentals

[lethal shuttle]

Brainstorm for 1$

[fathom fjord]

I looked at the seed after… no barons 😭

[sinful quarry]

mime round 4 no barons after 💔😭

[slim dirge]

so i was just playing and suddenly, yorick

[karmic flame]

balatro

[slim dirge]

i lost on the VERY NEXT BLIND you gotta be kidding me

[valid badge]

buffon card on the credit pack? 🤔

[light hare]

latro

[karmic flame]

baltro

[pale haven]

What should I do?

Sell triboulet

Pick Baron

[bold thistle]

Baron is bait, get DNA instead

Assuming I am not too late

Sell luchador for it and pray for director's cut

[pale haven]

I kept playing and I didn't get the director's cut

If it weren't for the luchador would have lost with the plant

[bold thistle]

Damn

If your deck fixing was good you wouldn't have needed DNA anyway maybe

You got 3 tribs too

[pale haven]

WA71HMHX

[ionic hatch]

How did he get 3 tribs

[pale haven]

The seed

[bold thistle]

Ghost deck

Ankh

[pale haven]

I lost

[bold thistle]

And invis

[bold thistle]

#1156061354076155944

[pale haven]

There I leave the seed in case someone else plays it

[bold thistle]

Put it in there and try to explain how you got the 3 tribs

It will help everyone a lot

[pale haven]

The truth is that I don't know in which rounds I got what

I got an anhk and then an invisible joker

But I don't remember in what ante

Or round

[bold thistle]

Put the seed through here https://spectralpack.github.io/TheSoul/

[pale haven]

🥺

Ok

[bold thistle]

Like

Trib is in an ante 3 arcana pack

Ankh is acquired through rerolling at an ante 4 shop

And invis appears at the start of ante 8

[pale haven]

If the director cut it out

Hell nah

[bold thistle]

Oh wow DC was in ante 2

[pale haven]

Can you do it for me?

It makes me feel sorry

Lol

[frigid mural]

I lost before infinite mode 😭😭

Help to me

[pale haven]

3 trib polychrome in low ante is very good

Maybe it could have gone further

[valid badge]

damn isnt 😢

[bold thistle]

Polychrome Perishable Rental Delayed Gratification

[valid badge]

what do i do

[frigid mural]

Is it good? I haven't tried it yet. 👀👀

[valid badge]

with those stickers no

[frigid mural]

I thought they contributed rather than harmed.

What does it take away?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[north crescent]

stickers only make it harder, those two make it die in 5 rounds and lose $3 a round

[kindred lodge]

there are a lot of factors that should affect this decision, what are your goals
if you're just trying to win the run, and duo gets you online, take it
if it's early in a gold stake run, riff-raff is very good for econ and survival
lot of context that matters, can't just make a snap decision

[bold thistle]

I may sound biased here, but riff-raff is always better than an eternal duo

The hand type xMults are overrated imo, and taking that would lock you out of some certain hand types

cough High card cough

[frigid mural]

So, what a shit.

[manic creek]

rate the avatar

[frigid mural]

On a Mario Maker server (a fangame) a guy had incredible luck, I can show him that.

[frigid mural]

Increíble

Incredible*

[lime nymph]

finding getting the zodiac gold stake so hard >.<

[sonic field]

???, i had a smeared joker at some point idk if its that

[high marten]

[vivid robin]

balatro on switch 2 is wayy better

[slender oasis]

gay

[plush dragon]

what do i do

@anyone?

[high marten]

new balatro update looking wild

[sonic field]

i had 39 lucky poly red kings and 1 10 of hearts and somehow my mail in rebate and idol hit the 10 yayy

[feral kite]

This on the first shop by the way

[gaunt sail]

on ante 2 boys

[high marten]

[feral kite]

Holy shit that cool... but... what are ya going to copy?

[nova quail]

sigh

[gaunt sail]

i already did the run from like arround 3 days

[rough lava]

I love this run

[gaunt sail]

Damn.

[strange meadow]

"wow my photochad build is really cool! i hope i get to keep playing"

that one dastardly boss blind:

[feral kite]

You guys won't believe it...

[scarlet coral]

my dumb aah thinking spectral pack will give me something good

[high marten]

is this the negative Luchador Roffle was needing during today's streaming?

[feral kite]

GUYS?!

[pallid onyx]

bro chill
(for context he posted an nsfw disord server)

[high marten]

Balatro: The S*x Update

[high marten]

no no, it's the new update

[feral kite]

Very smart decision

[pastel finch]

astounding.

captain, copy the constellation

[high marten]

lmao

[lone vault]

why ain’t the queen rebuffed

[sharp tide]

Waiter waiter more context please

Did you do anything to it

[lone vault]

maybe

i made misprint op

and needle a 100x base blind must

*mult

and i disabled plant…

holy shit i just got baron

[silent bloom]

should i leave chad

[scarlet coral]

What’s the big three of balatro jokers

I think egg is one of them

[wind lichen]

hmmm te diria a la suerte

[silent bloom]

ya vendi adn

[wind lichen]

bueno ahora tienes una opcion

busca helado

[autumn lynx]

What is this run😭

[zenith wadi]

wow

[autumn lynx]

I ain't even played the hand yet😭 😭

[dapper pasture]

Crei que era balatro la pelicula

[wind lichen]

4 more u can do it

do it for the

[autumn lynx]

I dunno

FOR THE

[barren geyser]

STOP dont put brainstorm in front of me😭😭
I was playing a run earlier and i was on console and accidentally pressed L1(the buttons that sells jokers) while inspecting my brainstorm

[autumn lynx]

🫡 🫡

Im sorry for your loss

Not high card's level being over 5x the ante

[thick stratus]

balatro

[rancid patio]

gg

[real sparrow]

You have no scoring jokers (at least you’re on plasma)

[rancid patio]

idk

i dont have scoring but i have hands

finally

[silent raptor]

Dauym bro i am thinking to buy this game but i am waiting for the new update

What if local thunk fumbles this goated game and then i regret to buy

[rancid patio]

buy if you want

[rugged wren]

Lol balatro on winlator

Im also try downoald mods,but stupid game dont want see a folder "mods"

[slim junco]

4/8??? Damn

[slim junco]

LV52? HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS

[slim junco]

Oh i see Burnt Joker

[ornate cove]

Damn daniel

[autumn lynx]

God tier rng

At ante 8 it was 99

End of run like 150 something

[slim junco]

I think this run has potential for a naneinf

[proven trellis]

Im gonna see if I can do a run with the Planet Deck with High Card onlu

Except for the first hand

[autumn lynx]

U mean nebula deck?

[slim junco]

Planet deck?

[autumn lynx]

Im pretty sure it doesn't, couldn't find burglar, perkeo, baron, or mime the entire time, maybe 1 burglar, but that's it, run kinda revolved around discarding, (yorick and burnt joker)

[proven trellis]

Yes, I'm sorry. Nebula.

[umbral vector]

Yoyo

Chat

What wildcard do I sell?

Pls

Help

[dapper pasture]

Hmmmm

Justice bro

[autumn lynx]

Prob the 2 pair one

[zenith wadi]

Blue joker, get rid of him

Oh wait idk if two pair is your most played hand nvm

[umbral vector]

Aaaaaahhhhhhh

I got Yorick

[zenith wadi]

Oh

[umbral vector]

But I got the middle blind

And I was destroyed by the eye

[prime glen]

Who kill

[lucid pond]

Never had this boss show up at a better time

Surely lose one of the mad jokers

Some runs the game just gives you the win 😂

[ancient plover]

It took me far too long to realize that I need jokers that contribute chips instead of just multiplier because 0x100 is still zero

[lucid pond]

Really you just need chips for the first few antes until you get planets online then you can pivot to x mult

[torpid trout]

Huh

[ancient plover]

I didn’t even know about planets. I have so much to learn.

[wintry nova]

hey guys attempting to get naninf got a pretty great run for my first attempt however im currently strongly considering selling dna for double tag cause i need antimatter thoughts?

[sage latch]

the sadistic urge to drink, and stream myself get angry at balatro on my night off

[barren wolf]

No

[foggy tapir]

i was doing so well

[foggy tapir]

90% of my cards were 2s

i was waiting for wee joker my whole run

[torpid trout]

What if I killed myself on a live broadcast

[slim junco]

[torpid trout]

I REROLLED FOR THE PLANT

BRCAUSE I GOT THE ONE HAND BLIND

[slim junco]

From trash to landfill

💔

Give up

[cobalt wing]

I live for this perfect symmetry

[torpid trout]

I'm so mad

[slim junco]

[slim junco]

Game is giving you a second chance

[slim junco]

Beautiful.

[torpid trout]

This was the same run mb

This was the start I was given

[slim junco]

💔

[torpid trout]

And then robbed

[slim junco]

Was your goal to try to achieve the dream naneinf or something like that?

[torpid trout]

Ante 6 after I anked it immediate next reroll was holo mime

[torpid trout]

It is a goal and this was the first run I've had where I truly thought it was possible

I hit e12 without trying ante 9 small blind and I was like oh fuck

As it kept going chances were slimming cuz no red seals and bad deck fixing

[slim junco]

Poor guy 💔

[torpid trout]

Not enough deaths and hanged mans

The invisible gave me more life

[slim junco]

Now suffer AGAIN! That's how roguelikes work 😞

[torpid trout]

Just to get butt fucked by the plant

Ik

I can't put down the cup 💔

Oh and red seals

I got my first one like a few vkinda before it

[strange meadow]

i missed having nitro

now i have so many more emotes at my disposal

so many teto buttons, guys

[cobalt wing]

I mean you probably could have won that still if you got a few lucky draws

[lone vault]

did i get peak jokers (other than mail in rebate)

[high marten]

Invisible Joker likes cats confirmed

[slow drift]

Finished all challenges earlier today and this was my jokerless run. (I slang glass like crazy).

[high marten]

let's see if I can get to Ante 13

[forest wagon]

what do you mean rebate is the best in the lineup

[last gull]

is there a support team?

[high marten]

Last chance for me to reach Ante 13 for the first time

new record for ante and chips OwO

Triple Lucky Cat carried the run (X13.25)

[mighty hazel]

Nope!

[regal thicket]

Guys is wee joker actually good

I've been passing it up even on like ante 1 bc it looks bad

Am I crazy

[nova shore]

yes

[nova shore]

[regal thicket]

Oh

Lol

[nova shore]

its better if you use it with plasma deck

like any other scaling chips joker

Bull would probably be the other best option.

[echo light]

someone beeeee my friend

[crisp robin]

Boop @echo light

[rapid hill]

Yes

[kindred lodge]

wee joker is the best scaling chip joker imo

[copper coyote]

hes just a tiny lil guy

[rich shale]

raised fist looks amazing

[mighty hazel]

yes but you really need a specific setup

[uneven edge]

it’s best to cater toward wee ofc but you really don’t need a specific setup

its the best chip joker in the game

[mighty hazel]

true unless its chip only

but wee is cool

[cobalt wing]

What am I supposed to do here

I want the invis to copy the chad

Someone help

[uneven edge]

just sell invis

[cobalt wing]

Ok

[uneven edge]

and take bp

[cobalt wing]

What do I copy

I’m playing polychrome lucky cards

Still working on deck fixing tho

[patent flame]

No

Wee is an unconditional pick

All u have to do is play a bunch of 2s even when there's no retriggers and the chips are settled for alot of rounds

[cobalt wing]

Well if I’m gonna lose I’m gonna go out with style

[shrewd wigeon]

took awhile but I finally gold staked every deck

[dark salmon]

Balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro

[shrewd wigeon]

now I dunno what to do and I feel too lazy to do C++

[radiant grove]

hours later, I just beat gold stake on magic deck with a massive wee

[regal thicket]

False information, that's literally ante 1.375, you're nowhere close to winning

[cobalt wing]

You… you know what.. what else is m-massive

[wise plaza]

forgot I had the reroll vouchers and yolo rolled

[radiant grove]

jokerless 140k is possible tho

[wise plaza]

survivable

[radiant grove]

youre gonna draw all red seal steel kings

[regal thicket]

The plant has got to be the biggest hater but also it helps you out the most of all bosses because it teaches you to get creative and not photochad

[wise plaza]

kings wouldn't have worked with the plant

[radiant grove]

im stupid btw

you right tho

LMAO

but

that's okay..

you have uh

red seal glass aces and

red seal steel 2s

right..?

[grim mist]

i remember when i rerolled the ox (or whatever it's called, the one that takes away your money for playing a hand type) and i rerolled into all spades are debuffed (my build was spades)
am i the luckiest balatro player

[regal thicket]

My first ever run had photochad, pareidoilia, sock and blueprint and then I got hit with ante 7 plant

[wise plaza]

the reroll saved me so didn't need it anyway

[radiant grove]

my dumbass killed my econ because I was going for a 4oak deck and played 4oak to score more instead of a 5oak against that boss.

(4oak was higher level)

[regal thicket]

Become a streamer and you automatically get free perkeos by luck upon spawning in

[grim mist]

clearly i should've taken the double showman gambit that run

[wise plaza]

looking like this might be a long one

[random lily]

hey server chat

[mortal lichen]

you should've seen roffle's run last night

||shame it burned out on a lack of vouchers, there was no retcon to defend against the plant||

[regal thicket]

roffle run

Look inside
Photochad/baron mime

[mortal lichen]

I mean yes

it was an endless attempt so that's kind of how it goes

[regal thicket]

I wish there were more combos that were good for endless

[mortal lichen]

I don't

If the game was designed around endless instead of like ante 12 it'd be less fun

[regal thicket]

I don't want it to be designed around endless

I just don't want all endless runs to be the same

Like it's still an aspect of the game so I feel it shouldn't be ignored

Just my opinion though

[uneven edge]

the game is supposed to end at ante 8 with endless being a bonus

most jokers are meant to help you beat ante 8 not naneinf every run

which is how it should be

[regal thicket]

I understand that. I never said that endless should be the main focus, just that for me personally I think it would be nice to have a couple more combinations that could work.

Alr I got to go sleep it's 5am sorry

[quasi cedar]

roffle run

Looks inside

Photographer Chadwick

[uneven edge]

but the game isn’t centralized around that? why cater towards endless when that covers a significantly smaller portion of the community

[white ivy]

thats not balala silly

[north pebble]

yes it is

[white ivy]

damn mb

[keen yarrow]

Balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro

[bitter junco]

Balatro is love. Balatro is life

Balatro is my only friend I need

With Balatro I won't lose my mind and be happy

jk jk I'm okay guys dw

[brisk zinc]

after almost 300 hours of playtime, seeing a blueprint in shop still makes me unreasonably happy

[brisk zinc]

what is my luck bruh

first run of the day

and why do i always get this luck on white stake runs when it doesn't even matter

[grave gust]

+50 chips goes hard

[brisk zinc]

couldn't win without it

[grave gust]

You also had a sun in that shop

Pack

[quiet tapir]

Gimme ideas for jokers that you want in balatro

[grave gust]

500 cigarettes

[short merlin]

i was bored so i decided to list out the achievements not required for c++

• card player
• card discarder
• flushed
• roi
• shattered
• royale
• retrograde
• tiny hands
• big hands
• you get what you get
• rule bender
• rule breaker
• clairvoyance
• extreme couponer
• completionist
• c+

i was bored so i decided to list out the achievements not required for c++

• card player
• card discarder
• flushed
• roi
• shattered
• royale
• retrograde
• tiny hands
• big hands
• you get what you get
• rule bender
• rule breaker
• clairvoyance
• extreme couponer
• completionist
• c+

[quiet tapir]

what does it do and whats the sprite idea

[grave gust]

The scene from the Orville with 500 cigarettes

[brisk zinc]

wheel of fortune hit twice on this run too

impossible

[grave gust]

White stake be cooking

[brisk zinc]

bet you haven't seen a negative bloodstone before

[grave gust]

25/75 to decrease mult/increase mult

[grave gust]

I watch roffle

I have

[brisk zinc]

oh right

[inner zodiac]

guys should i buy photograph

[brisk zinc]

yes?

[inner zodiac]

hmmm then what should i replace it with

[brisk zinc]

i'm not winning this i think

good run tho

[rapid hill]

Did you win the blind?

[brisk zinc]

nah

needed a flush five or flush house to win

[rapid hill]

Oh what was the highscore?

[brisk zinc]

i cannot explain my luck in this game

[rough cairn]

it is i

john balatro

[halcyon scroll]

rate my stats

c+ btw (don't like to grind c++)

[brisk zinc]

BRO WHAT

how

it's perkeo

and i have observatory

what the actual fuck is today

[rough wigeon]

i feel like you're gonna get crappy runs after this one, because what is that luck

[brisk zinc]

yeah probably

mime baron dna perkeo observatory on an unseeded run

2nd run of today nonetheless

i should start gambling irl i think

[rough wigeon]

do it at the right time, you would be a billionaire overnight

tho they would do anything so you don't be a billionaire, how is the house gonna afford that much

[brisk zinc]

CZZN9ZAY

if anyone wants to explore the seed too

no blueprint or branistorm yet

[rough wigeon]

send it to #1156061354076155944

[brisk zinc]

yea i'll make a post after the run is over

tho i don't remember where i got the jonklers sadly

[rough wigeon]

what??

isnt it over?

[brisk zinc]

i'm not dead yet

[rough wigeon]

how did you know the seed tho

[brisk zinc]

i beat ante 8

[rough wigeon]

you only see it once it's drad

[brisk zinc]

but i'm not dead

[rough wigeon]

dead*

OHHHH

[brisk zinc]

i'm in endless now

[rough wigeon]

Yea lol

[drifting niche]

Someone made Balatro in Roblox lmao

[brisk zinc]

guys

am i like accidentally cheating or something

[rough wigeon]

you're gonna get to Ante 42 with that build

actually no

since it's -nan after Ante 39

possibly Ante Infinity

[brisk zinc]

if i can keep up with ante scaling maybe

[rough wigeon]

bro that setup looks like it would score -nan instead o- oh uh

[brisk zinc]

i need to get my red seal steel king in hand to start copying it

[rough wigeon]

x >= nan can never return True

bruh

[rough wigeon]

you should get brainstorm to copy Perkeo b4 you leave the shop

change it to whichever joker you want afterwards

So you get an additional negative pluto

[brisk zinc]

yea i have almost 300 hours in this game thanks

[rough wigeon]

lol

[brisk zinc]

i've hit naneinf before

tho it was seeded so not as cool

[rough wigeon]

also if you think about it, naninf is the same as naneinf

both actually mean NaN but it's just the games way of saying Infinite

[brisk zinc]

can't even take it :(

right

dude this seed

can i even sell anything for it

i guess i could sell mime since most of my scoring comes from observatory now

[rancid patio]

the strongest build vs the strongest boss

[brisk zinc]

you have a boss reroll skip tag

guys do i sell the mime for bp

[rancid patio]

sell dna

[brisk zinc]

hmm okay

[rancid patio]

you have observatory?

[brisk zinc]

yes

[frigid mural]

Hi everyone

[brisk zinc]

hi

[rancid patio]

i think it's good run

[lyric snow]

seems like it, i'm getting good stuff playing the omlette challenge

[brisk zinc]

if i have a hand full of steel kings do i copy baron or mime

[rancid patio]

baron

[brisk zinc]

nawwyaintfr

[solemn elm]

copying mime gives an extra 1.5^2 per king
copying baron gives an extra 1.5^2 per king
so it doesn't matter in that scenario (one baron, one mime, one copier, and non-red seal kings)

[brisk zinc]

ISEE

i think it ends here

never getting a run like this again

[rough cairn]

surprised the plant didnt end your run

[brisk zinc]

i actually didn't see the plant once in 23 antes

didn't even need to reroll it just didn't come

[lime nymph]

Do you think it's possible to win a game at higher stakes with a Flush deck?

[solemn elm]

1/18 be damned

[solemn elm]

definitely

[jolly mirage]

hey, when have we a new update 😞

[lime nymph]

That's great to know, I'm really struggling to beat the Golden Stake with Zodiac deck, do you think Zodiac deck was a bad choice for my attempt to get a 2nd Golden Stake?

[solemn elm]

2025*
★"It'll be done when it's done" - localthunk

[solemn elm]

zodiac is one of the better decks, not a bad choice for sure.

[lime nymph]

I'm sad to hear that, I was hoping it'd turn out I'd been making a mistake and I could switch to another deck for a much easier time 😦 Thanks for letting me know

[solemn elm]

there are better decks imo, for your first time(s) I'd recommend blue or yellow

[brisk zinc]

i beat gold stake with a flush build once

smeared+ancient helped a lot

[solemn elm]

checkered might be easier for you as well while you're figuring things out, means you can just spam flushes

[lime nymph]

ok, thank you, it's actually my second time, i have a gold stake with abandoned deck already

[solemn elm]

abandoned is also one of the best decks imo, makes sense

[lime nymph]

From my experience it's the best by far because having lower cards means you can draw what you're looking for a lot more reliably than the 52-card decks

[slender oasis]

your pfp is rlly cute

[patent flame]

U have potential 😊

[frigid mural]

Everyone, Balatro is a feeling 🗣️🔥

[slender oasis]

i feel like balatro, man.
life has been so balatro recently. i just wanna balatro it all!!

[frigid mural]

(LO HACEMOS POR BALATRO)

[frigid mural]

It's me literally

[halcyon wolf]

hey everyone

[rapid hill]

Hello

[marble matrix]

[patent flame]

U are so right ari

[halcyon wolf]

is this balatro only chat btw?

[hidden dragon]

yes no balatro death penalty

[solemn elm]

#🕹・game-discussion is the balatro only chat. this is for whatever, same as #🃏・off-topic

[halcyon wolf]

does anyone here play mtg just curious bec i have some questions

[rotund herald]

What do I replace invis joker for? I'm running lucky card kings

I'm thinking all 6s anyways and just spam glass

[polar hill]

you mean like selling something for invis joker? i'd go cavendish if you could survive it

[rotund herald]

Yea cavendish isn't bad

Oh wait I got the mouth tho

Should I do anything about it?
Cause my winning hand's getting around 6 billion