#🎙・server-chat
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start with jimbo
its a stake not a deck
Does someone know sum apk to get balatro for my laptop? I dont have much resources to buy it so
yea
so ur saying how to crack balatro
Idk
yea sure, ask to the devs
Mayb
least face card heavy deck
if you got the plant youd be cooked
average youtube documentary
only if i cant sell jokers
imnotsupid
this is perfect trust
Why perkeo no eyes
dw
perkeo cant see the cards she´s gonna copy
Jugue con el cerebro apagado
oh i removed the eyes from all legendarys lol
w
Money
what are you gonna do with that bp
?
oh i didnt see
my most used card
minos joker
I LOVE THIS GAME
Ahh, free at last
going to ultrakill wiki cuz i forgot minos voicelines...
O, Gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man.
te cambio el blueprint por mi fullero
now u need more red seals
No waifu mi ballot goat 💔🥀
has anyone seen this extremely pooly made balatro ripoff on the app store?
Life is balatro
goonlatro
yes



one pair 😭💀
bro thats not balatro, is balala
sale balatrito
the new famous game
hi
yo y los balatros cuando tenemos ganas de balatrear
confirmo
another early baron...
dude red deck is SO BORING
Why?
True!
What's the seed?
idk
Oh
see
sure
but i did something weird
oh yea i remember
brainstorm in shop
Hex
and then ankh
then the blueprint in joker pack
negative blueprint
One hundred billion beers please
Satan's language
spanish
does anyone have an invite for the multiplayer mod thigny
batter pfp :0
latro
MP9D7VB2
oh the multiplayer mod
i never played im gonna try it
hhghhfhghfjjgh
me
i wanna try it
I'm not in the discord, but I do know the invite shows up when searching "Balatro multiplayer" in Discord's discover tab
Playing with a seed finder is fun
Goodnight everyone🙂 was a great day
My run ended :[
goodnight random stranger on the internet in the balatro discord server
Crazy night, but play Balatroto Pass the time.
e79 on the serpent though
That's what i said
Thank you 🙂
it’s just so peak
i actually didn’t believe a remake was actually gonna be made
it’s the most hyped i’ve ever been for a game
Not a remake just a re-release
Pluey
Why are you showing us your high school's bathroom
It's not my school, but I don't know why, I have no idea why I'm even there, it's some kind of big festival in the city or something
Yeah that describes it pretty well
Floppa?
vempair survaivors
If I'm honest, I like the second one more
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and they say balatro can’t be satisfying
My 2nd royal flush this run too
noice
(Filtered seed so I can find a Triboulet flush five build)
sell 4 of a kind an dthe spray thing (I keep forgetting names) and get those 2
guys do u guys know any good multiplayer movement shooters

BO6
Sorry
fuck the plant comin straight from the deckground a young face card got it bad cuz I'm more than 10 and not lower so the plant think they have the authority to kill a face card
absolute dogshit game + too expensive
"Absolutely dogshit game" Name one reason (It has to come from you and not from an influencer)
warzone is free and its worse
Joker Stickers: 1192/1200
any guesses on my last card?
(hint: uncommon)
omnimovement is genuinely ass
maybe cuz its the same game from 10 years ago but considerably worse and less enjoyable?
also I was looking for more like a titanfall type of game instead of cod
oh and this ^^
im not paying 40 (?) dollars for a game where its gonna give me a half baked experience that I already got 10 years ago
I mean, the new MWIII is the best CoD we got since MW2 to not say MW2019
But since I don't wanna argue
Like seriously, I don't wanna argue on a Balatro server no less

Splitgate 2 is fun if you want that kinda stuff
Halo movement but with portals so it counts tbh
btw it was a cover for fuck tha police by nwa
i alr have it
ok showman
if i knew titanfall 2 wasnt a dead game I'd have bought it
but its a 9 year old game that might get its servers shut down at any second
and its obviously not that active
earthy
there's always tf2
team fortress, not titanfall
tf2 feels pretty clunky at this point, and Ive played tf2 for like 400 hours
Both TF2s are really fucking good
hard agree
Team Fortress 2 is the first MP game I ever invested time into and Titanfall 2 is the first game I have ever platinumed
tbf, tf2 feels very fluid if you put in the time, but 400 hours isn't enough to see that
That is a barrier to entry though, and I get that
I've put well over 500 hours in rocket jumping alone at this point, so it feels pretty good to me
never really got into titanfall. By the time I really heard about it I was moving away from multiplayer games
no i mean that in like it doesnt feel like it has the same polish and the smooth buttery movement as titanfall for example
Try Northstar
It's a community-ran Titanfall 2 client with custom servers and mod support
(Both are on the Source Engine fun fact)
Also I think you guys should move this to #🃏・off-topic
no I just don't like multiplayer games anymore, I knw about northstar (that's what I meant by really heard about it, since before I thought it was dead)
ive gotten into singlepalyer games the past few years but sometimes I need my dose of multiplayer games
and rn im craving a game like titanfall 2 that isnt titanfall 2
for me I just have been playing a lot of modded celeste. It suffices the difficulty and replayability craving while not having to deal with... multiplayer nonsense
no but I need that human interaction
I play coop games for that
i need those dumb goofy dumbass moments with real people
I do get it, I just can no longer tolerate that sort of thing
- no friends
- even if friends, none would buy a game to play with me

most of my friends have at least terraria, and I usually just bug my partner to play something with me
I have nothing then
monster hunter is great if you like melee gameplay and moving at a snails pace
idk I don't play shooters I really have nothing
u think i should buy it? @potent yoke
I know nothing about this
js search it up ull see
if you want my opinion I think you should make the decision yourself
hahhaa ur sooooooooooo funny
wromg server
gangzangie i dont think u want to post this in the balatro server
how many dollars are we betting this guy is under 13 years old
oh I guarantee it
Something tells me I should be very glad I didn't click on that video
He was probably like 11 or something
lower
its just a fat man moaning
Yeah, someone in the game discussion channel pinged mods and the messages were removed lol
for some reason younglings (im 15 shhh) have this weird obsession with black men, obesity and gay intercourse
also twerking cant forget that
Holy shit the seed finder might have found the seed of the fucking century
That is almost perfectly accurate
He has discovered puberty (God save his soul)
whats the seed finder
I am quite glad I don't work with kids tbh
Seed in question is A6TPUQ
gng I was 11 once I never went into servers and sent videos of black men twerking
Use the charm tag to get Trib and photo and you'll be golden
The coupon too
No rerolls for brainstorm either
most people don't, it's just there are a lot of children and most have access to the internet
These kids need more restrictions on electronics
yeah
^
i had unrestricted internet access at 6
hence why I joined discord at 9 years old but thats off topic
I had an Amazon fire tablet or something when I was younger lol
but like my mom and my brother who was 10 at the time always told me what was dangerous in the internet and the unrestricted internet access wasnt a sign of my parents disregarding me it was more of a "i trust my child on what he does on the internet and I've thought him whats wrong"
Holy crap john yakuza
I don't have access to childhood memories but I'm pretty sure we didn't have unrestricted access until we were a bit older
My take is if you are giving your kid unrestricted access to the internet, you should at least give them a limited time and go through it at least once a week
my mom went thru my tablet once every 2 weeks until i was 10
until i was 11*
i knew my limits tho, if i iddnt my parents probably would add one
Anyway yall have a good one im gonna go play the last of us i just picked up a copy at gamestop
have fun
this happens especially in türkiye (MY COUNTRY I LOVE TURKEY AUUUUU 🐺🇹🇷 🐺🇹🇷 🐺🇹🇷 🐺🇹🇷 🐺🇹🇷 ) idk why
at like 2022-2023 I had no friends from my class because they all sent me weird shit that I Just didnt want
except for my one and only goat, the beloved, the love of my life (as a friend) r and alp 🙏
breaking the law breaking the world kowase
Oh boy, you wouldn't like the country I am from
YOU ARE GYPSY YOU ARE GYPSY ME IM BLONDE IM EUROPEAN (if yk that meme)
Of course I do
i love greek people theyre always such nice people
The Turks I have met are also very nice people
i dont get the racism towards greeks in turkey cuz like atp were basically the exact same people speaking diferent languages
like
our culture and shit are really similar too
i mean ofc there are differences but u get what I mean
greece to me (went there 6 times) feels just as close to home as turkey
phighting?
i main slingshot
The gripe I as a Greek have with Turkey is just the fact that I don't like saying Istanbul over Constantinople
And that there is a Turkish tab on #1207803392978853898 and not a Greek one yet smh That ofc can be fixed by asking someone
dont pmo ill turn on my racist side
Sry
probably its a priority depending on how many players each country has
Yeah like
What should I do?
Turkey has 10x the population of Greece and thus there is more demand in the former country
and considering turkey has like 9 times more poeple its bound to have more
yea
the racist demons are speaking to me like the green goblin mask
show deck
hmm
This was ante 9
whats on ur fool and what x is ur hologram
Fool has the hanged man and the hologram has 11.75x
so we cant sell holo
I was thinking the family
i feel like we could sell chad to get dusk cuz I feel like thats the odd one out yfeel
i got a feeling everything heres meant to be usedon the last round
how about selling dna?
both activate on last round whyd he get the thing that synergizes with it
@bleak stirrup show ur current deck
imo youve already got enough aces so I guess dna has done it's job
for now you just need to trim your deck
it retriggers all glass
more x mult
e11 possibility
so does dusk and arguably better am I wrong
elaborate?
better than hanging chad i mean
🥀
unless his current deck is good enough to sell dna then I think the most optimal is to sell hanging chad and please correct me if im wrong
10 x 2x mult
don’t sell dna
holo
holo is 11x
yeah red seals
more scale
so its between hanging chad and acrobat
so ig selling acro is bette ryeah
sell acrobat get dusk
why not 4 of a kind I'd ask but his deck is good enough to consistently 4 of a kind
^^
5 of a kind
I’m selling acrobat
yeah
get dusk
How should I arrange my jokers for score
let me see
in ur first round make sure dna is at the brainstorms trigger area
so dusk
so u get 2 cards
nd afterwards hanging chad at the first area and then in the last round put it on dusk
put brainstorm on dusk for scoring final hand
Alr
ye
yes
so for the brianstorm placement its
hand 1 dna
hand 2 3 hangin chad
hand 4 dusk
indeed
i love how nerdy balatro is as a game
It's simple bruh
true
its a really nerdy game
U want card copies so go dna and dusk triggers max glass cards so u use that but only on last hand
Like bruh
if i showed this text too a medival peasant they would have a heart attack thinking im a witch
put someone who has base level of balatro knowledge in that position and see what they do
Depends if ur a woman or not tbh
also in many occasions u do have to fuckingn pull out a calculator to find the most optimal joker placement
Probs jst keep brainstorm on dusk
Like never
fr
but you need to put brainstorm on hanging chad for maximum profit
it was an exaggeration
Xmult at right flat mult at left
as dusk triggers last hand
Yh he was talking bout if a noob was doing placement
UNO no mercy is peak trust
no one who isnt a nerd wants to do math in a game
shut up peasant!!!!
my point is that balatro is a nerdy ass game wher u can sit for hours to discuss the most optimal thing just to find out ud still win if u just kept whatever u were doing before
well sometimes card order can have affect for example if i have a pair that contains 2 glass card and a full house that contains one an chanced 4 mult card i have to calculate which hand would give me more mult with the jokers i have
if you need a better explanation i can elaborate more
also yeah
Ajam
It's important in endless nearly all the time
..

✂️
The plant is sacred
Meow
Explodes
love the plant
chicot
Can i eat the plant
ok
The plant is The goat Brobracho ❤️🩹🙏
the plant made me eat more salad
shut up bum!
I bring a torch (luchador) just so I can burn the plant (sell luchador)
??
Shut up!
The plant is a certified opp
Okay Bro?
Ain't nobody ask
All my homies HATE the plant
10/10 ragebait 🥀🙏

Are we deadass
I didn't ask about you saying you didn't ask my opinion
I worship the plant
you like pain don’t you
Bro nobody cares if it came from the specific Soviet Russian alphabet of 18982 Bro, just play the game 💔🥀
Tbf just use abandoned deck
It's the best counter ngl
Plant worship
I like the plant
your good you didn’t know
i’m a geography nerd
i study a lot
and i’m on break from allat
Oh. I'm sorry bro ❤️🩹
did you get a good night sleep?
The plant ending with runs op's, just the goat 🥀🙏
not to be rude but i’m having a stroke tryna read what your writing
nice
Noice
The plant is approaching
I have chicot
💔
The plant is getting vaporized by this

who gonna tell em
Bro, the plant won't let you use that 🥀
Oh wait am i being stupid
no no no i don’t know other peoples situations and i shouldn’t judge
yes
Yes i am indeed being stupid
Im gonna strangle autocorrect
Real jst use a flush five glass cards of red seal 9s
Obv
..
true
now that i think of it, true
spawn in 5 9’s with glass and red seal and play those
easy win
some people just gotta get good fr
Why not 4’s with hack and walkie-talkie for good measure
summon yorick
Nah hack is not needed cause u jst instal cryptid
I dont use cryptid 😭
if you type /summon yorick 5x in chat while playing a balatro run it’ll spawn a yorick with 5x mult trust
Yorick just appears whenever I have a good run

Like I'll be having a good run and yorick appeals
But when I'm having a bad run he's non existent
yorick is kinda just there
i don’t really do anything with yorick
he kinda just sits there
same with canio
Canio The goat
and i don’t know why but i rarely get trib or perkeo
like where my goats at
it’s always chicot or yorick
and never canio
it’s like
50% chicot
40% yorick
5% perkeo
5% triboulet
0% canio
that’s what the chances feel like
Perkeo is my favorite legendary without a doubt
same
At least we agree on something
hermit perkeo is inf money glitch
The plant The goat
actually temperance
long live my chainsaw
I usually use a lucky card, dice, or a lucky cat if I can. Or Perkeo + Observatory Voucher
Do u play gold stake a lot
Same shi
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yh
Yeah
Indeed
Without hesitation
Correct
Fr
If you say Something related to we agree the plant is the Goat
no
i mainly play white stake
Dumb
ima casual player
Well you can't get a legendary on gold stake which you've already beat gold stake with
Yh it's a thinf
It's impossible to get a legendary on gold stake which has a gold stake sticker
It's for c++
that’s kinda dumb
So it's not just luck based
It's very useful
Technically on gold stake speedruns it's riggable
so if i have a legendary with a gold sticker it’s impossible for me to get it on any future gold stake run
Yep
But if they're all gold stickered it's nullified
ohhh
No clue
actually
actually that makes sense
but it be shown in someway that it is a feature
Yh it's like that with so many games
fr
what’s the 10%
None of the tags
Dumb ahh
i know 😭😭
Valid
💀
the next run your gonna get Triboulet and Sock and Buskin
trust
you gotta keep going
i only have 10 hours
keep going
make it 10000
Smash no question
no 😭😭
WHAAAAAA
You heard what I said , now next question
YOU CAN DO IT ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
someone playes flush house?
continue the cycle
Yeah I just kept changing everything into clubs and I ended up with a flush house build lol
Yeah but -1 discard is like....ugh
I mean I gotta unlock the other two decks at least
Oh fair which ones?
Plasma and Erratic
Hi
The Best legendary👀🔥
OH nvm, yeah that's the best one
I finally got it
Nah best legendary is red card
balatro fandom wiki tweaking
guys is there a way to make like a texture pack like how u do in mc
Just found out the real Perkeo only lived for 33 years… this is sad… can we get a moment of silence in the chat…
dude i’m trying to make a balatro edit rn and i see this shit
he should spawn 33 copies
was trib always yellow
no
was perkeo grayscale
ketchup and mustard
is someone fucking around with the files
yes
m…mumumumumu….mus…MUSTARDDDDDD drake be like😹😹😹
anwyay
what
which one is the correct yorick
i never play yorick
yellow i assume
these 3 are right
canio is white
perkeo is green
triboulet is blue
yorick is yellow
chicot is red
alternate universe
For some reason I read this like a Valentine’s Day poem
chicots are red
tribs are blue
i like balatro
and i like you
Omg ❤️
Bro that was smooth
ur gonna get maced brochacho😭
You can pick up any Balatro player with that line
im too cool
Nah trust he’s gonna make sure the mace is debuffed
GRAAHH I HATE THE FISH
✨🎩✨
IT WORKED!!!!!
Good for you
bro hit that x2 multiplier
just made this is this tuff
You mean Canio is trash colored
yes indeed
why yorick is red there
some dude on fandom thought it would be really funny to mess with the legendary joker images
fuck
i can say fuck
why did my message get censored
twife
Had to send it here
FINALLY someone with the e308 tag 🙏
Do you play that game or did you put it only for balatro?
I am the latter
i beat antimatter dimensions yes
i believe it was like twice
i used a shit ton of guides for post reality tho lmao
That game seems interesting, big number go up even more
yeah
Can we add the woker to balatro?
The Woker
What would be his effect
Destroys all clubs and spades 💀 💀
All queens in hand give 2x MULT but every king in your deck takes off 1x mult
The Woker
You need steammodded to do so
Ask for details in #⚙・modding-general
Jimbo get the fuck off my guitar
SILKSONG
I got that one from a friend of mine
ty
it’s just hornet
oh sick i beat my first challenge
Hlo
yo
gurt
well there goes my laptop
probably not enough for naneinf but its still something
I just fumbled a run with Midas mask, blueprint, Golden ticket, and vampire
how
Didn’t have enough point scoring
are you sure?
cant read the mult anymore
Damn
also does the music usually break from this
i dont get is this supposed to be left or right
Hi
I got a nat negative constellation, copied it and got an ectoplasm
wow
Now get planets
A Celestial Pack tag
Even though constellation kinda destroys econ it's really easy to scale
I got a Black Hole already on Ante 1
Black holes don't count for constellation
is this supposed to happen
Only planets
I know, but better scaling, so i can skip
I DID IT
Wtf
its modded btw
I already got both Constellations at x2
preorder mod
Pre order balatro?
what now
what
It continues the story of jimbo roasting the player to death
Jimbo is the main antagonist
It's really emotional and suspenseful
🙀
balatro might be the only game where even the most balanced cards are still broken
It's balatrin time
And it balaters all over the place
can boss blinds show up multiple times in one run?
You mean repeated blinds?
yeah
alright
There are 28 boss blinds
considering the fact i got naneinf with less cryptids you probably can
i got like 70-80 cryptids so go for it

Balatro
is it just me or is painted deck one of the harder ones
dammit that's smart (comment for airwaves deltarune ost)
love you guys
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So would gold staking burnt joker be easier on checkered
Or is there a good deck to make sure it can last until ante 8
Can you please help me launch Balatro with mods (if you speak Russian, can I call you?)
how do u make this work?
I found a ghost deck seed that has potential for an ante 4 naneinf simply because of eternal Baron, eternal mime, cryptid, ankh, and ectoplasm by that threshold.
Do you want to try?
nvm, i was supposed to play the caard 💀
why would it be left?
Will not be taking.
Based
All my homies hate obelisk
It's only use is to be a negative for gold sticker runs
Something's wrong I can feel it
Take it but sell it for interest
This happens more than you think
latro
Yes
Literally the worst deck in the game
Red Deck is better btw
5 cards discard > 2 hand size
Blue Deck is just Red Deck
And every other deck is way better
Black Deck isn't even hard either
-1 hand isn't that bad if you got some luck with econ and jokers
But Painted is HELL
I orange stickered credit card
Erratic is the goat of all
So true bestie
It doesn't do anything flashy but makes the game more random than it already is
I've had so many Jackpot runs with Erratic
Which is fun
16 face cards is some insane shit
8 kings was insane
I got Bloodstone and OA6s in the same run btw
I got a run with 11 9s
And another one with 12 2s
Heard ya like wee joker...
Like i found more brainstorms and blueprints more than I found wee
Ok this game is insane
It wants me to gold sticker stencil so badly
hows the dark souls 3 discord server doing today?
whos ready to talk about dark souls 3
Banish hack?
if you're going for flush fives with the idol, no, you need the hack
I had no thought process in using ankh here
I got this deck
Yeah definitely keep hack
Would've done the same
Ok
U have wee?
Just unlocked gold stake on anaglyph deck, starting my first gold stake run with a polychrome blueprint from a skip tag (BUT ITS PERISHABLE 😭 )
And i died because it perished
this is the one
Nope!
dude SAME
it was surprisingly easy
second try
the hardest part is the purple stake imo
lmao still not caught by fand*m staff yet
best, subtle edit was the pareidolia joker
it isn't maintained / moderated anymore
2 brainstorm gambit
I found wee
Is localthunk updating the game anytime soon?
Rock hard build
if anyone is making there own game im happy to produce music for it (free)
i died on ante 10, this was my deck tho
bruh
the holy 21 of hearts
Blackjack roguelite
Bro went through all the stages of grief in 5 minutes
this is illegal
All money gone ahh no reroll voucher or handsize voucher
Just play pair...
How to survive ante 24 in this scenario?
chat is it worth to swap any of this to this?
Any way to survive this my top score is e74
is it worth to swap any of these jokers to hologram?
I feel like swapping the icecream
Jimbo
huh
I swapped the ice cream
That not bad too only 5 hands remains
backstabb, divine and manipulation cards
should I get rid of this?
U can
aight thanks mate
ughhhh can I save this
HOLYAIRBALL
well I guess this is it
haha let's go new high score!!
wait wth how u got 9 jokers
guys here said max joker count is 7
Using negative jokers
They don't occupy joker space
Morning guys happy Saturday, hope yall have a good one.
thank you pal, but wth is happy saturday lol
oh shoot tday is saturday gotta go play sum billliard hell yeah
what was that
also yeah i usually use the new wiki but i was just too lazy
The face was inverted from a smile to a frown
slight frown
guys how the hell do you get up to scoring 7 mil like how the hell is it possible lol
Accidentally fixed my deck to look like this lol
Yes
:(
You get one more copy from Observatory
While your score stays the same if not better
nvm dna from a judgement lets go
k thanks
Time for my daily balalaing
credit card in the discard for a judgment from a purple seal in the jumbo standard pack
My god. I’ve been playing for a few months and I have NEVER seen screenshots like these! Also Hi! I’m new to the discord 😅
lost the run trying to deckfix for a wee
guys how the hell do you get up to scoring 7 mil like how the hell is it possible lol?
glass red seals, steel red seals, photochad, baron mime (dont start your run gunning for it), having any 3 x mult jokers that can retrigger, etc
the common link here is a lot of x mult
alternatively
How tf
the screenshot I cropped this from contains 2 holographic blueprints so I'm guessing this is ante 20+ shenanigans
ante 18 but it's drspectred so it's still shenanigans
Now thats a massive wee
apparently unseeded too
Doc doesnt really do seeded runs
Only recall him having 2 or 3 videos with seeded runs
I dont really watch balatro yt
wouldve guessed it was seeded if it was literally anyone else
Fair guess
Triple sharp
csharp w flushes is wild
ankhs and invises probablt
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anyways good luck vs this boss and the 2 that hard counter you LOL
eye and what
Im gonna fucking kill jimbo
rip
rip
save that seed tho
7199N6ZD
Its pretty good on ghost i got popcorn and invis and triple sharp
Im so sad
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needle
ah right forgot needle
and this one too
yeah exact same rng
yo wth
dr spectred
spam pairs
huh
I was thinking literally the same
because pairs are 54 mult and 10 chips minimum
every single time I js can't go past like 44k or sum like that now I couldnt go past 30k
me?
no the triple card sharp
I personally win like 1/50 runs
on black+ stakes
wait you can win in this game?
Im gonna 😿
I mean ante 8
It wad perfect
what the helly
couldve played literally just any 4 pairs
manage ur money well, find solid +mult, chips, and xmult, be cognisant of your scoring, do math sometimes, make use of strong scaling jokers like ride the bus, runner and red card
and in case you try to use any meta builds, trying to baron mime early usually just kills you
and dont build around jokers you dont own yet
that last one may seem obvious but gambler's fallacy hits hard for me sometimes
W build?
probably winning
I already won




