🎙・server-chat

[raw crystal]

It's not that bad

[naive kestrel]

It's portuguese

[jolly ravine]

(autocorrect is saving my ass so hard rn)

[raw crystal]

Lol

[pine cargo]

soy un idiota

sorry

[raw crystal]

Sí 🙂

Hey, we're both blue.

[jolly ravine]

why would you ever react like that @raw crystal you monster

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1278065604930048093.gif?size=160&name=think

[pine cargo]

I read it with a very forced south american accent.

[naive kestrel]

Yo estoy aprendiendo español hace 4 meses por causa de mi novia

[pine cargo]

Good one

[jolly ravine]

lindo

[stuck dew]

Epico hay gente que habla español aquí :0

[pine cargo]

I like blue

[raw crystal]

es que soy capo

[pine cargo]

What country is ur girlfriend from

[raw crystal]

I need

[naive kestrel]

Venezuela

[jolly ravine]

ja ti dám takt call že stretneš otca a syna a ducha svätého

[naive kestrel]

She came live in Brazil

[raw crystal]

Don't use the translator, that's cheating!

[pine cargo]

Nice country, they have a restaurant called Balatro

[raw crystal]

Yes

[naive kestrel]

Lol

[stuck dew]

Wait really?!

[jolly ravine]

nech tvoj paplón že vždy spotený a tvoje oblečenie vždy pokrčené

[pine cargo]

no

lmao

[stuck dew]

Damn :(

[naive kestrel]

Imagine tho

[stuck dew]

Xd

Jimbo as the waiter

[naive kestrel]

Localthunk restaurant

[raw crystal]

Is where the giant statue with Jimbo's face

[jolly ravine]

choď do piči s tým tvojim prekladačom veď toto je práva slovenčina

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1278065604930048093.gif?size=160&name=think

[pine cargo]

🔥🔥🔥

[jolly ravine]

don’t translate that

<3

[raw crystal]

Nope, he's the head chef.

[stuck dew]

Ohh

Makes sense

[raw crystal]

I don't believe you

Extinct!

[jolly ravine]

čo nechceš veriť ty kretén

[stuck dew]

And what would they serve to eat?

[pine cargo]

gross michel

A lot of gross michels

I forgot about the existence of food jokers

[raw crystal]

They eat popcorn, ramen and ice cream

[raw crystal]

And dru—

[pine cargo]

LMAO JAJDAJDJSJ

[young bolt]

New joker idea: thode who know 💀
[Gives 67 mult if hand played in level 67]

[stuck dew]

Damn

[hazy osprey]

Who is Michel and why are they gross

[warped hill]

grimbo moment

[stuck dew]

XD

[raw crystal]

Xd

[naive kestrel]

😰

[pine cargo]

It looks like a video from Eastern Europe.

[stuck dew]

Men la fucking aguja

[pine cargo]

La fucking aguja

[jolly ravine]

yall should learn slovak frfr

it’s an easy language trust

[stuck dew]

Si

[young bolt]

I don't speak spanish

[naive kestrel]

Sounds like a fever dream

[reef swallow]

reminder that rule 2 exists

[pine cargo]

Duolingo will take care of that

[jolly ravine]

it’s stupid

you use different noun conjugations based on the purpose it serves in the sentence

[naive kestrel]

Scary guy (mod😰)

[stuck dew]

Dang

[raw crystal]

@jolly ravine That country does not exist 👀

[jolly ravine]

what country

[pine cargo]

"so easy u dumb zzzz" "omg la fucking aguja"

[naive kestrel]

I'm eating dinner, adiós

[pine cargo]

me too, adiós

[stuck dew]

Xd

[raw crystal]

Bye-bye

I'm staying

[stuck dew]

Cat joker?

[jolly ravine]

wrong choice

[raw crystal]

Nop

[stuck dew]

Damn

[jolly ravine]

I will now teach you the slovak noun conjugation system

[stuck dew]

Please no

Anything but that

[raw crystal]

Are you going to teach me how to pronounce a non-existent language? 👀

[jolly ravine]

the ragebait isn’t gonna stop what’s coming

[raw crystal]

I'm joking

Ha ha ha

mamagüevo

[stuck dew]

Xd

[jolly ravine]

each conjugated slovak noun can be broken down into three parts, the gender, the amount, and the case system which I will get to later

[reef swallow]

English only pls. I have no problem with enforcing rule 2

[raw crystal]

I wasn't talking about you 😦

[jolly ravine]

if someone only gives you an infinitive and these three guidelines, you can conjugate it and vice versa

[fickle thistle]

i hate slovakia

[jolly ravine]

the gender is interesting because we have gendered nouns but no articles

(the/a or el/la and un/una for you spanish speakers)

[stuck dew]

:0

[stuck dew]

Ohhh

[raw crystal]

Slovakia was part of Iceland, right?
Tell me yes 🥹

[stuck dew]

Interesting

[jolly ravine]

we find out what the object and subject of the sentence is purely with word order

[raw crystal]

Curious

[jolly ravine]

but the case system is also so strong that we can move it around to stress some words

[raw crystal]

señor polainas 👀

[jolly ravine]

now to the actual genders

[stuck dew]

"stress" some words?

How does that work?

[jolly ravine]

we have three genders, he she it

[raw crystal]

It is a very curious language

I had never heard of that language.

[jolly ravine]

like when you say I need to eat this food is different I need to eat this food

that’s just the basic concept of stressing words

[stuck dew]

Ohhh alright

[jolly ravine]

they is seperate and I will get to it later

[stuck dew]

I didn't know that was called "stressing" words

[jolly ravine]

i’m just guessing because a similar concept with syllables is called stressing

[stuck dew]

Ohh ok

[raw crystal]

The words "get stressed"?

[jolly ravine]

please remember that animate things can be in the neuter case (for example the word girl is to dievča)

and vice versa

[stuck dew]

Apparently

[stuck dew]

:0

[stuck dew]

I thought that was called "emphasizing" a word or something like that

[jolly ravine]

yeah that’s right

emphasis

mb

😭

[stuck dew]

Don't worry

:)

[jolly ravine]

oh yeah if we want to signify a nouns gender we say “that x” for example that rock

ten kameň

teň is male

tá is female

[stuck dew]

Ohhh

[jolly ravine]

to is neuter

[raw crystal]

Ooh

[jolly ravine]

ese/esa in spanish

[raw crystal]

Ten, ta & to

[jolly ravine]

the ´ is very important

[raw crystal]

I am
Soy
How do you say this?

[raw crystal]

Ok

[jolly ravine]

oh yeah when you see a ´ it just means to pronounce the vowel longer just like in spanish

[jolly ravine]

som

[stuck dew]

Oh ok

[raw crystal]

Ooh

[jolly ravine]

I som
you si
he/she/it je
we sme
you-all ste
they sú

[stuck dew]

Who needs Duolingo when you have a Balatro Discord server

[jolly ravine]

we don’t have ser/estar we just have one word for to be

[stuck dew]

Ohh

[jolly ravine]

slovak isn’t even on duolingo

[stuck dew]

Xd

[raw crystal]

Yeeeeeeees

[jolly ravine]

the other modifier ˇis to make a consonant soft

[stuck dew]

Slovakn't

[raw crystal]

In English it is "to be" and in Spanish it is "to be" and also "to be"

[stuck dew]

Yeah

[jolly ravine]

yeah

[raw crystal]

These little things are also called particles, right?

[jolly ravine]

but verbs are another super complicated can of worms which ARE BERY IRRELEVANT to what I’m trying to get to

[jolly ravine]

mäkčeň and dlžeň

tbe other particle ˇ is used for making a consonant soft? best way to explain it

for example n is like in english “nice” but ň is like “new”

there’s ď ň ť ľ č ž and š

the first four are important because if they’re followed by an i or e you don’t write the particle for some reason?

this language makes perfect sense and is very easy to learn

WE HAVENT EVEN GOT TO THE ACFUAL NOUNS YET

[raw crystal]

We have something similar with the letter "u" in Spanish.

[jolly ravine]

the others did

pipe down

[jolly ravine]

tell

[raw crystal]

This is this little thing called a diaeresis and it looks like this: "ü"

It is only used when there is a "g", a "u" and an "e" or "i"

[fickle thistle]

F tier ragebait

made me giggle a ittle bit

[raw crystal]

It looks like this: "güe", "güi"

[jolly ravine]

go on

[fickle thistle]

yeah

[jolly ravine]

what does it sound like

[fickle thistle]

means it was a little funny

[raw crystal]

It is used in words like: "pingüino" o "güero"

[jolly ravine]

nah dw I already blocked the nine year old

[fickle thistle]

might be

[fickle thistle]

i'm picking a fight cuz i'm bored

[jolly ravine]

go do it

🤑🤑

[raw crystal]

It sounds like a "w" followed by the corresponding vowel

[fickle thistle]

you clearly do

OOOOHHH

[jolly ravine]

I think we have something a little similar

[fickle thistle]

thats a print

[jolly ravine]

ä

[fickle thistle]

who do i ping for slurs

[jolly ravine]

mods I think

[raw crystal]

This is in my name lol

[fickle thistle]

you should do it for me cuz i'm not sure who to ping

dawg

[jolly ravine]

just <@&1133519078540185692>

[jolly ravine]

yeah

hold on

brb gotta find something

[fickle thistle]

i love how as soon as you pinged them like 5 different mods came online

[hasty phoenix]

We have arrived

[raw crystal]

This letter isn't found in our language. I used it because I liked how it sounded in my name.

[hasty phoenix]

And slurs will be dealt with

[fickle thistle]

arigato kozaimasu

[hasty phoenix]

BTW keep this channel on topic please

[raw crystal]

Hello, ones and zeros!

[jolly ravine]

im sorry but this is the best explanation I could find and I wanna go back to the noun thing

[hasty phoenix]

Helloa

[jolly ravine]

mb

wanna learn slovak?

in #🃏・off-topic

[hasty phoenix]

Not really

[raw crystal]

Thänk you

Well, we'll leave this for now.

I have to do other things

Bye

[jolly ravine]

ok cya

good luck

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1278065604930048093.gif?size=160&name=think

[raw crystal]

adiós

[hybrid kettle]

I am smart.
smartguyinglasses1

[raw crystal]

Thank you

[jolly ravine]

dovidenia

[raw crystal]

Hello?

[raw crystal]

do svidania!!!

Пока

[hybrid kettle]

Hi

I am smart.
smartguyinglasses1

[jolly ravine]

same concept but in slovak

[raw crystal]

You appeared out of nowhere, hello

[jolly ravine]

until we see (eachother again)

[pine beacon]

i hate this game

[raw crystal]

Bye

[hybrid kettle]

Hello, I am smartguyunglasses1.

[raw crystal]

And can I laugh?

[pine beacon]

yeah, you can do it

[hybrid kettle]

smartguyinglasses1

Sorry for misspelling

[raw crystal]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[hybrid kettle]

I am smart.
smartguyinglasses1

[raw crystal]

Soul in pain...

Gl

[cinder marlin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAYAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAHAJAHAH

[cinder marlin]

jk

[nimble geyser]

why not separate packs 😭

[azure rover]

Is there any balatro mobile mods?

Specificly android

[lavish zenith]

i still think about that "RAIDED BY OFFICIAL RAIDERS" guy who spammed this channel

something about them throwing in "official" like it means anything

ik ik like "dont give the trolls attention that's just what they want" but honestly it was really funny in a really stupid way

[azure rover]

Can you show me?

[vivid jetty]

Alguien sabe cuándo vendrá la nueva actualización de balatro

[azure rover]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[lavish zenith]

like, they clearly found some vulnerability where they could send bot messages which were a lot harder to clean up since ig the setting to not let them do that was not enabled by default. so they hatched a plan to come to the balatro discord and 'raid' it but they only had one chance to do it since the mod team was gonna just change the setting. and they wasted their only shot with just a bunch of messages in server-chat saying "raided by OFFICIAL RAIDERS" with a swear word thrown in there for good measure

[brazen verge]

Anyone speak spanish?

[pseudo frigate]

Hello Balatro chat

What deck should I gold stake (besides black I hate black deck)

[dry cedar]

Can someone help me with my essay

[barren geyser]

Probably i cant but yeah sure i can try

[pine cargo]

According to a Reddit forum, you can mod the Android version by connecting your phone to your PC

[dry cedar]

Bet

[pine cargo]

Check in the official Reddit

[hazy osprey]

In the spirit of gambling spin a wheel

[pine cargo]

Hola no

[dry cedar]

It's an argumentative on socialist & capatalist economies btw

[brazen verge]

Alguno que me enseñe a jugar bien?

[brazen verge]

Me enseñai a jugar? nunca gano pipipi

estoy en 0 dias

[barren geyser]

Oh shit

Ok i can work with that

Check dms

[dry cedar]

Do you know anything about economics 😭

[barren geyser]

Lets not discuss politic stuff in here

[barren geyser]

I know but i thought you meant smth completely different

[pine cargo]

I can give you some advice, but no more than that cuz I don't have my PC right now

It's real simple

[brazen verge]

dame consejitos

solo eh llegado a la apuesta 7

[pine cargo]

Remember that all jokers complement each other, if you make a good combination, you could even reach millions of chips with a single card

[pine cargo]

What deck you use?

For almost everything, it is always best to buy jokers that give you multi-high and that repeat the cards played

And improve them with tarot cards, obviously

[brazen verge]

Ahorita no me acuerdo que jugue

Pues no tengo un deck

[pine cargo]

Con deck me refiero a las barajas, osea la roja, azul, amarilla

[brazen verge]

La negra

[pine cargo]

También eres bien valiente para escoger esa, re complicada jajajaj

If it gives you -1 hand every round, it's pretty difficult

I use for example the green or the yellow one, because they give you money and therefore, more chances of having better jokers

[brazen verge]

I had a question, why do you speaking english but you can speak spanish?

[brazen verge]

Es que el comodin extra me ayuda pipipi

[pine cargo]

According to the rules, we can only use English

Lmao

[brazen verge]

Ahh

i din't read that rule XDD

Oh, I read it now LOL

[pine cargo]

If you focus on getting more space at the expense of your hands, you won't last long. Remember that Balatro is often about luck

[vivid jetty]

Does anyone know when the new balatro update will come?

[pine cargo]

Also up to bet 7, you usually get one or two negative cards that do not take up joker space

[brazen verge]

Tru

[pine cargo]

idk, i think in #📢・announcements

[brazen verge]

Yo tilino, can you see my run?

[vivid jetty]

Thank you

[brazen verge]

at the moment, i have two jokers

i lose

xd

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 👨‍🦯

[brazen verge]

xd

[hybrid timber]

I'm jaking it

[spiral lodge]

Type shit

[fickle thistle]

i'm photochading it

[real grail]

My cavendish just got unnegatived what the fuck

[tulip sand]

Hello folks, I am new to Balatro and I find the game very fun, hence why I am here among other lovely fellas.

Favorite Joker so far: Walkie Talkie

Also when does Balatro get sync save with mobile?

[real grail]

Ok first off

Welcome!!
T h e r e i s n o t u r n i n g b a c k n o w

Second off

Whats sync save

[little hollow]

I hate this dumbass game

[tulip sand]

Who says I would be turning back? XD

[tulip sand]

My steam save to carry over to the mobile version

[real grail]

Ohhh

I have no idea, i only have balatro on mobile

[real grail]

m a n

[slim junco]

i forgot abt the boss blind

i was tryna get a royal flush

[shy knoll]

something appears to have gone awry

[real grail]

Hate it when that happens

[real grail]

Hmmmm

HOW

[shy knoll]

beats me

[desert peak]

Does the crimson bean glitch work with 2 turtle beans or only 1

[final delta]

I'm take a guess and say cryptid?

[desert peak]

What?

[shy knoll]

something along those lines

i have no idea what my screen means anymore

[real grail]

Ohhhhh

Ok that makes more sense

[final delta]

I think u have some negatives

[shy knoll]

I dunno

[real grail]

I thought you got that in vanilla for a second

Forgot abt mods

[shy knoll]

ante -4 simply isnt possible in vanilla :P

[desert peak]

Do I use my ankh to copy turtle bean or keep perkeo?

[real grail]

Can’t you though?

[shy knoll]

ah, yes...

e2641

a very realistic number

[real grail]

Isnt there like a gli- what

[desert peak]

In vanilla, minimum ante is -1 with glitches

[real grail]

Oh

Ah yes

[real grail]

Ohhhhh

Mb then

[shy knoll]

i get 951$ from rerolling

every reroll gives me money

[desert peak]

The glitch you may be thinking of goes to ante 568 or smth

[real grail]

Wait what

[shy knoll]

large buffoon pack

🔥

[real grail]

😭

[desert peak]

There’s a glitch where if you have 2 Mr bones and run out of hands, but don’t win

[real grail]

5.43 cards bruh

[desert peak]

Your ante and game bugs like crazy

[real grail]

Hmmm

Didnt know what

[final delta]

u should try cryptid with card sleeves its awesome

[desert peak]

Seriously thought, could someone tell me what to do in my previous image? I have an ankh I could use but don’t need to use

[shy knoll]

i think i won

i'm not sure though

[slim junco]

does this mean every joker every stake

yes i have 3 wins im ass ok

[honest canopy]

Nah I ignore all numbers after a decimal. So 6 is lower than 200. You lost sorry 😦

[shy knoll]

NOOO

[desert peak]

Basically stickers are what you get for winning with a. Joker on a certain stake, unseeded

[real grail]

Mwahahaha

[shy knoll]

Ah

They buffed the joker

[real grail]

Hhuh

Never realised

[shy knoll]

nice to see the gamedevs balancing the game

[slim junco]

so all 150 jokers have to win on every stake

[desert peak]

Basically

[slim junco]

glitched is 0.1x to 10x how

[desert peak]

Yes

[slim junco]

bean gives hand size right or am i thinking of something else

[shy knoll]

i won!!

[desert peak]

Yea, it does, there’s a glitch where you get 5 hand size per 2 hands with 1 bean and 2 jokers

It’s this boss

I am trying to figure out if I could double the hand size with a second bean

[slim junco]

score operator isn't {73} yet what a joke of a run

[shy knoll]

i think i have some glitched cards in my shop 😳

[desert peak]

I can’t mod bc my Mac is out of date

[shy knoll]

the ante -3 voucher

[slim junco]

i have a question

[shy knoll]

your mac could not handle cryptid madness mode

[slim junco]

so i made a custom joker on my phone and when i save it the quality goes to shit

[desert peak]

No, like my computer is 12 years old

[slim junco]

i also can't upscale it in the app because that also goes to shit

[desert peak]

Idk how it still works

[shy knoll]

im not even on ante 1 yet...

lemme build some momentum here

[desert peak]

Imma just take the risk and I’ll tell you how it goes.

It did not work…

[shy knoll]

i think i went over the small blind

[stone flame]

hi

[shy knoll]

@slim junco are you proud now

[covert phoenix]

Js

[wraith plover]

Should I buy the ballot or not?

[slim junco]

wowie

[shy knoll]

i might reach the limit of big numbers

[slim junco]

YOOOO

[finite surge]

hello?

[zenith wadi]

It’s…

[slim junco]

You need me vro

[zenith wadi]

I know…

[slim junco]

Same here man

[zenith wadi]

Crap

[slim junco]

Edging me

[warped sphinx]

"yeah, so i've been getting into this game called Balatro recently and-"

[slim junco]

Potential for photochad

[warped sphinx]

photochad incoming

[slim junco]

I GOT ME

[zenith wadi]

Woah

Guys I think Im done

Yep

[stone flame]

gg

[soft wasp]

Balatro es vida

[stone flame]

fr

[foggy dome]

hola

[viral niche]

hola

[cobalt wing]

Chat I finally convinced my little brother to play Balatro

[stone flame]

ur brother is gonna be a two pair player

[cobalt wing]

Idk what type of player he is

He’s going for flushes rn

[slim junco]

We, yes we are all flush and pair players

[cobalt wing]

Hes already one of us

[stone flame]

its gonna be a millionaire one day, trust

[cobalt wing]

When I first started I played straights

[slim junco]

You know better now right… 🫩

[cobalt wing]

Yes

[placid birch]

@twilit nest

[slim junco]

Average straight lover

[stone flame]

i agree

[cobalt wing]

Why does that actually look like me

[slim junco]

I’m abt to hop on super Mario galaxy

[cobalt wing]

New soup?

[twilit nest]

@placid birch

[lean crane]

First run of the day

[placid birch]

@twilit nest

[twilit nest]

yes?

[placid birch]

'Twas the night before Christmas, and as your eyes can see

[heavy hare]

I did this yesterday during my lunch break at work

[real fox]

good night balatro discord

[heavy hare]

I got the burglar from the first judgment I used after ante 27 when I had 200$

[twilit nest]

You can see that old evil Grinch was extremely hot.

[carmine olive]

Don't let the plant blind bite!

[placid birch]

And in his quest to bust some asses, he even drank the last can of ho ash.

[twilit nest]

But little did he know as he gleefully searched for that little Zedrik Luke who had woken up to pee.

[twilit nest]

[placid birch]

The grich heard a noise, oh no, who is that, it was zedrick and his butt was too fat

[spiral lodge]

i love system of a down and balatro!

:DDDDD

[twilit nest]

Santa? Is that you? Have I been okay all year? Because yes, darling, why do you think I'm here?

[placid birch]

gave him 3 dollars and a pat on the head, scared him and sent him to bed, but that clever saying, glue he said

[vague storm]

Tips to win in balatro?

I do what I can but I don't get past round 5😞

[twilit nest]

Hey Mr. Grinch, I know it's you, but I'm not going to lie. I want you to

[alpine orbit]

i need more information

[spiral lodge]

the order of your jokers makes a huge difference on your hand scoring

[mint dust]

Flushs and straights are good to build a first win around or at least the easiest in my opinion

All about the planet cards

[alpine orbit]

pairs are the best but

[placid birch]

finish the sentence don't be a coward

[twilit nest]

finish your

[vague storm]

I put the +mult on the left, the +tokens in the middle and the ×mult on the right

[twilit nest]

Hey Mr. Grinch, I know it's you, but I'm not going to lie. I want you to make love to me too.

[placid birch]

XDD

[spiral lodge]

epic mode

hmm what else

maybe its your econ

when i first started, i didnt realize the importance of generating moolah

[twilit nest]

waos

[spiral lodge]

like by ante 3 or 4 i try to always stay at minimum above 50 dollars

if possible

that interest dont play

[vague storm]

Ok

[spiral lodge]

in a run rn, and first joker was faceless joker which is very very epic.

my favorite econ joker is the one that looks like an envelope called mail in rebate. it isnt just one of the best econ jokers, but (IN MY OPINIONNN) one of the top jokers in the whole game

also i like to get into the habit of checking my new boss blind literally the second after i clear my current one

[onyx wasp]

i am the owner of the one and only 24 karat gold labubu

[devout cradle]

[distant bison]

wud

what was the point of sending this'

[onyx wasp]

how i feel rn

[distant bison]

oh ok

[devout cradle]

That photo bro

[earnest anchor]

🙂

[distant bison]

what mine

[foggy dome]

i need naneinf

[hard dust]

balatro

[devout cradle]

I love that they use the Spanish verb for the meme xd

[ancient harness]

oof... steam summer sale. balatro only 10% off

[honest canopy]

Worth

[jolly talon]

Dude I keep fucking getting runs where I have NO econ early game 😭😭😭

TWICE

2 TIMES

ONCE OER RUN

IN A ROW

[cobalt wing]

Good pizza

[haughty plinth]

When do I get my mult?

[rotund shuttle]

Balatreate

[pine beacon]

ya lo hize y borré el juego (no me salió la mano para la aguja)

y después lo instalé de nuevo XD

[haughty plinth]

I need my mult man

[rotund shuttle]

Que noticia tan balatrotriste

Espero algún día salgas de ese círculo vicioso

[pine beacon]

ta dificil

[plush dragon]

What do i do (jokers sell for $3 and $4)

Past big blind

Wait wrong channel

[jolly talon]

Hold on to that gift card

[cobalt falcon]

Omg the more I play obelisk, the less I'd like to play it

That joker is just too weak to be a rare

[wintry shard]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

blue seal steel ace of hearts carried fr

[royal harbor]

finally,after 300hours this happened

[wintry shard]

W

[cyan garden]

uy...

[tardy hound]

whos playing roblox in the big 25😭

[haughty plinth]

[tardy hound]

playing roblox = 9 years old kid

[thorny niche]

are you sure

[haughty plinth]

Just say u dont got friends

[tidal niche]

What the difference between #🎙・server-chat and #🕹・game-discussion ?

[verbal hamlet]

ola

[nova shore]

#🎙・server-chat 😇
#🕹・game-discussion 👿

[cyan garden]

One is For game discussion an the otter is for general

[nova shore]

other*

[cyan garden]

[nova shore]

que onda balatrines

[tidal niche]

So helpful

Lmao

[tardy hound]

just say ur a kid

[cyan garden]

2 horas jugando balatro

creo

1 hora y media

[nova shore]

its literally that xd

[cyan garden]

mira mi perfil

[nova shore]

no te veo en el sv español

[haughty plinth]

acting like being a kid is bad lmao

ok unc

[fathom minnow]

English only here, keep up non English and you may be timed out or banned. (We can't moderate other languages)

[light hare]

latro

[wide hearth]

Uhhhhh buuuuuut Balatro is a Latin word

[thorny niche]

Job

[paper field]

uhhh

[honest canopy]

Latin is just English with randomised characters 🤷

[thorny niche]

Ε

[steel fiber]

nicely done!

nevermind y'all shot it dead (which is good)

[foggy dome]

gg gold stake

[cobalt summit]

typeshit

[spiral lodge]

friday night funkin ahh singing

[fathom bough]

My first million

[latent steppe]

I think my favorite joker that isn’t the usual ones is shoot the moon

I love you diet baron

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[cobalt maple]

i'm on a 2 hour losing streak, i haven't made it past ante 5 in 2 literal hours 😭 i keep either not getting anything good and dying right away or just getting really unlucky draws and dying later on (on orange stake)

well i had one, but i couldn't find stuff to retrigger cards across the whole run so i lost

[desert valve]

Hey chat

[light hare]

latro

[desert valve]

?

[tropic shore]

Balatro is not an easy game, no one wins every run and every gets into losing streaks

I think the important question to ask is why you lost

[slim junco]

You can theoretically win almost every white stake

[tropic shore]

But not practically, which is my entire point.

[dusty stream]

do i actually just need to sell my soul to beat gold stake erratic holy moly

[tropic shore]

You may need to

[cobalt maple]

tbh i think my biggest problem is i get really bad tunnel vision, like earlier i picked up an onyx agate and was laser focused on finding retrigger effects and didn't pivot from it when i had the chance to

[tropic shore]

I get that too tbh

[steel estuary]

does invisible joker copy the last joker you bought?

[tropic shore]

Should just be random

[steel estuary]

a

[tropic shore]

b

[spice ledge]

XD

[steel estuary]

?

[spice ledge]

So what is he going to copy?

[pine cargo]

that Joker is more useless than me

🔥🔥🔥

[weak garnet]

is wheel of fortune bugged? that shit is not 1/4

[pine cargo]

It's not bugged, it's always evil

It's 1/4 which feels like 1/4000

[weak garnet]

space joker is 1/4 also but that feels like you can actually work with it if your spamming pairs, wheel is legit 10x more unlikely it feels

gotta be something wrong

[patent flame]

All white stake runs are winnable

[spice ledge]

Can't beat the last challenge

[slim junco]

Straight flushing my beloved

[spice ledge]

Already tried

[slim junco]

...or flush house

Its easy

[spice ledge]

I'm a full house dude

[lethal iris]

play 4oak

[steel nimbus]

[running back a seed] should i use all of my cryptids

[idle wadi]

Oh no chat, do I switch?

[honest canopy]

Honestly Jokerless is easier than Golden Needle. Just keep at it and you'll be fine

[patent flame]

If u want the run to survive longer yeah

The right play would've been selling the sock but it's eternal...

[idle wadi]

I think I'm going to die early, I don't have enough kings

And my red seals on jacks

[eager vessel]

got my blue deck gold stake win!

[mental mason]

Jimbo

[near yew]

fellas

do i kill zote

or save zote

[sweet elm]

i like balatro.

[mental mason]

Truth

[brazen verge]

what do you think about my joker's organization????

Can i win with this?

[next copper]

Balatro x Fortnite 👀

[brazen verge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I CAN DO IT

Im crying!!!!!!!!!!

[languid kiln]

From rare tag in ante 1

[latent hemlock]

Flushes it will be I guess

[molten horizon]

"What a disaster!"

Please go to hell Jimbo

[steel estuary]

L

que mano usabas

[molten horizon]

Color

[steel estuary]

como perdes asi

colorgod

[languid kiln]

Ofc

[brazen verge]

Full house*

[steel estuary]

??

[brazen verge]

El full house es muchisimo mejor que el color

[steel estuary]

esa mierda

porque aver

[brazen verge]

Acabo de ganar mi primer partida con esa jugada

Y carreo mis demas runs fallidas

[steel estuary]

y nomas por eso es mejor full house segun tu

[brazen verge]

chi

[steel estuary]

si vas a hablar mierdas vete al facebook de balatro

[brazen verge]

Pero al final siguen siendo iguales

[steel estuary]

bue es vrd

[brazen verge]

El porcentaje de aparación de color es mayor a Full house, a si que no signfica que sea malo, porque tambien use color en mi runs

[steel estuary]

se, aveces un full house no viene mal

[gritty grotto]

someone up to a 1v1 ?

[steel estuary]

pero es mejor jugar 5 o 4 del mismo tipo, pq es mas comun con el mazo arreglado

[languid kiln]

Oh yea, green stake

[quaint gale]

I always love to imagine that every joker in balatro really hate blueprint cuz he keeps copying instead of coming out with something original

[next current]

this is horrible luck

i just wanna go to the next stake bro

😢

[next current]

speak of the devil

[quaint gale]

Hard luck man

[next current]

right

i shouldve bought death in the shop but i thought i was good

now its to to

[quaint gale]

May flush guide your way

[languid kiln]

Most useful joker in the game

[cobalt falcon]

Those last stickers never seem to end

[languid kiln]

Eternal Egg is strong.

[cobalt falcon]

I need 93 more stickers

[languid kiln]

thats so sad

[languid kiln]

LOL

[cobalt falcon]

This is fr OP

[strange meadow]

woahhhh

[cobalt falcon]

Negative doesn't take space

[languid kiln]

I will collect negative, cause why no

[cobalt falcon]

And it increases temperance

[languid kiln]

In one run

xD

[languid kiln]

Yes

QLQCPC7Q, if u want seed.

[pine cargo]

Balatro is my cancer

and i love it

[jolly ravine]

speculative swashbuckler

[languid kiln]

Ye

[timid cloak]

They should rework showman so that you can just get any joker from the shop and it ignores all of the normal rules

Local thunk get to work

[timid cloak]

So getting a rare is just 20/150 cause theres 20 rares and getting a legendary is 5/150

[languid kiln]

5/150 + u need to get Soul

[timid cloak]

No you can get it in the shop with showman

Wraith and soul still work like normal

[languid kiln]

Ok

[timid cloak]

Cause they specify the rarity

[patent flame]

That's actually good

But don't skip next time 👁️

[languid kiln]

Yes

I lose this run anyway.

[patent flame]

I told u

[languid kiln]

i havent skipped it

[patent flame]

Free negative egg says negative skip

[languid kiln]

Yep.
I thought you were talking about skipping egg.

[patent flame]

I meant skip blinds

Please do not skip blinds. Currently it's a huge design flaw in the game

[languid kiln]

i had throwback...

Or how in English language that joker

I think, throwback

Yes.

[patent flame]

Worst xmult joker in the game

Always remember that Skipping kills you

[timid cloak]

I disagree I think its funny sometimes and also if it was good that would take away the fun

And removing a feature is stupid especially when you consider how fun anaglyph deck is

[languid kiln]

Loyality Card

[patent flame]

Because u miss lots of scaling and good jokers

[languid kiln]

Is worst xmult joker

[patent flame]

Loyalty is more useful than throwback

It's only good with burglar and both hands voucher

[patent flame]

Anaglyph is anything but fun

[timid cloak]

False

[patent flame]

I barely skip there cuz i just know I'm gonna die in most situation

Sorry i play to win not play to skip and farm mythical pulls and lose

[languid kiln]

Different players play different, I guess.

[timid cloak]

Sweat

Like 99% of the time on even gold stake you can make mistakes and still win its not like skipping guarentees a loss

[patent flame]

"Sweat" Winning makes me happy and have actual fun in the game

[timid cloak]

Okay well dont bully people because they feel differently lmao

[patent flame]

Most ppl saying "I play for fun" and their fun is losing like 10 times and coping with terrible takes of the game and not think what they did wrong

[timid cloak]

If someone takes a skip tag and then instantly loses cause they took a skip tag theyre gonna know what they did wrong

[patent flame]

Not the case for most of these peculiar players

[timid cloak]

Youre getting mad about an imaginary subset of people you made up lmao

[languid kiln]

What about skipping red stake 1 ante small blind?

:)

[patent flame]

Dogshit too

Just find a one shot hand it's not rocket science

[timid cloak]

Yeah but its not like youre gonna instantly die and skipping hands is fun

Blinds*

Not always but its funny when you get an ante one blueprint or something

[patent flame]

U do realize the first antes are the worst time to pick up a blueprint, right

[timid cloak]

Can you read

I said fun

[heavy ice]

Is skipping really that bad? Like anything after Red stake and small blinds have no reward money, so all you need to do is get more value out of it than like $3 which isn't hard

[patent flame]

Yea fun fun fun n then u just lose the next blind and then commit mental selfharm and paranoid about fumbling a run

[patent flame]

U miss a whole shop

Shops are important factor to improve ur run

[timid cloak]

Youre taking a singleplayer game unnecessarily seriously and then getting mad at people for having fun

Like can you not just calm down

[patent flame]

Skipping one kills u more than giving benefit

[heavy ice]

I don't know if it does though

[patent flame]

It does

[heavy ice]

I want my negative tag, not eternal rental sly joker

[patent flame]

It's common chance for thta to happen

Editions skips are anything but good

[strange meadow]

there are ways to skip effectively

[timid cloak]

I mean you only miss the booster packs, the voucher and cards are the same for the whole ante, the main loss is on reroll costs

[strange meadow]

especially early-game

[heavy ice]

Or like if you're just broke

[strange meadow]

ante 1 skips can be extremely good

[patent flame]

If u say voucher skip in highscore run I'm not buying that shit

Game is balanced around ante 8 runs

[heavy ice]

Running vagabond and ignoring shops is probably fine

[timid cloak]

Cool

But like people can still play endless though

[heavy ice]

^

[strange meadow]

i mainly play for completion

[heavy ice]

Endless is where the most fun is anyway

I like my theoretical maximums

[strange meadow]

i dont care for endless imo

[timid cloak]

Arguably

[patent flame]

Endless has only 3 working builds

[timid cloak]

Depends on who you are

[patent flame]

And 1 good optimal build path

Highscore runs are anything but consistent cus it's still luck based to get vouchers and spectrals to make it better

[heavy ice]

Nah you can just lose on ante 11 with a fun but not optimal build

Nothing wrong with losing in endless you already won

[strange meadow]

i mainly have more fun just trying to get to ante 8 n winning

like gold stakes and such

[heavy ice]

Yeah I'm not taking a gold stake run endless tbf

[timid cloak]

Sometimes I go for endless runs with a random build and sometimes I just play gold stake

[heavy ice]

That's hardcore in the best way

I'm not good enough to enjoy that unfortunately hehe

[strange meadow]

a lot of people dog skipping because you skip shops and, to be fair, it can get you killed to miss a shop, but i feel like there are ways to use skipping thatre worthwhile (econ skips like investment/economy tags, joker pickups like mega booster packs, even more niche shit like a hologram build with mega standard packs n such)

while running anaglyph deck, i used a skip on a mega standard pack tag

took my hologram joker from x3 to x11

[bright hound]

I won! Wow! Yay!

[strange meadow]

congrats!!

[solemn elm]

hyperbole, but yeah

[strange meadow]

not even hyperbole i have the screenshot

[solemn elm]

unless you had 15 double tags, you didn't go from X3 to X11

which means you were most likely in endless

[timid cloak]

If youre on like ante 15 or got a bunch of joka cola then thats absolutely possible

[patent flame]

I did the same play

Cuz ik in that situation I'm not gonna get stronger from shops

[strange meadow]

yeah

[timid cloak]

So youre a hypocrite

[solemn elm]

'in that situation'

skipping isn't always bad, it's just very niche

[strange meadow]

actually i am overblowing it a tad in hindsight, but at its core i still got way more out of that skip than just shops

[timid cloak]

Go look at what they were saying

[strange meadow]

i ended the run with a hologram of sumt like 11 or 12x

[heavy ice]

Yeah I think that's known though

[timid cloak]

They said skipping is never ever good

[strange meadow]

skipping is something that I think can be worked into your gameplay more than ppl think

[solemn elm]

where

[heavy ice]

I personally always at least check what the skip rewards are, and I usually consider the small blind for a while

[strange meadow]

primarily though its best usages especially on higher stakes either come from econ or good luck

[heavy ice]

Yeah fr

[patent flame]

U know how i act

[strange meadow]

oh yeah if youre gonna skip any blind its probably best to choose the small blind

big blind at least gives you money for winning

[heavy ice]

Mhm, juicy boss tag instead of $3 is always nice

[solemn elm]

general rule is to not skip. there's more nuance, but until you know when it's good to skip, you should just not skip

so I agree with the statement mostly

[patent flame]

If a whole deck or a game mechanic needs to have a set situation to be good it's already bad

[timid cloak]

Yeah but who are they to assume that this person doesnt know what theyre doing

[patent flame]

U do realize this game has alot of bad designs right

[timid cloak]

Furthermore who are they to gatekeep fun because its not the optimal play and bully people

[heavy ice]

That's not true, it's a game-sense check

[solemn elm]

"bully"?

[strange meadow]

i understand why its a general rule but i kinda think it makes people too fearful to skip

[solemn elm]

where was any bullying happening

[strange meadow]

like. skipping can be really good for a build if not necessary

[heavy ice]

^

It can save you as much as it can kill you

[patent flame]

I did anything but bully i criticized the general mindset of new players and explained aggressively how skips are bad design

[strange meadow]

damn right

[heavy ice]

You're just rolling the dice on it

[solemn elm]

it kills you more than it saves you, you just don't realise the downside because it's not directly affecting you

[solemn elm]

that isn't bullying at all

[strange meadow]

at the very least from my personal experience, skipping is of benefit

[patent flame]

Like i said

[languid kiln]

That time loyalty card: ...

[patent flame]

I criticized the general mindset of most new players

[solemn elm]

okay the 2nd message was unnecessary

[strange meadow]

and i weigh my options very carefully, i feel like ive developed a perception for what exactly each skip means both pros and cons

[heavy ice]

If you skip carefully it's less of a gamble, that's my point

[patent flame]

The same applies to loyalty card Because it's inconsistent

[timid cloak]

Calling someone dogshit and saying they harm themselves and mocking what they say isnt bullying??!??

[heavy ice]

I'd say that when I skip it's usually a benefit and only sometimes it ends the run prematurely

[solemn elm]

"dogshit"?

and yeah I agree the 2nd message u posted was bad

[patent flame]

If i was bullying id say fuck you ur so bad hahaha cannot beat gold stake run

[strange meadow]

thats kinda crazy loyalty being gassed up is nuts

[bright hound]

I managed to get Soul in this round, by the way.

[languid kiln]

Skip is an option, but not necessary.

[strange meadow]

loyalty card is some dogshit

[timid cloak]

That might have been a different day

[patent flame]

My messages were none of that

[heavy ice]

Once again this is allowing the general rule to totally walk over the use case. It's not supposed to be good all the time. It's a high card stomper

[timid cloak]

Like half of the time I go in this discord i see qou bullying someone else or sometimes me

It pisses me off like

[strange meadow]

maybe its just me but like. loyalty card never does anything of value

[timid cloak]

Nobody cares about the hecking meta were just playing the game

[strange meadow]

you basically need extra hands for it to even be consistent

[solemn elm]

don't engage in balance discussions if you don't want to be told what is good/optimal and what isn't then

[heavy ice]

I've never actually used it in a build but I can see when I would. I've just never been in that scenario and have it show up

[timid cloak]

Nobody was engaging in balance discussions though

[solemn elm]

also a lot of people do care about the meta

[strange meadow]

theres a way to have a chat without being an ass tbf

[timid cloak]

This started because someone got a negative eternal egg and qou got mad at them for it

[solemn elm]

I also agree with this

[strange meadow]

negative eternal egg is awesome wth

literally zero downsides

[heavy ice]

😭

L + ratio + temperance through the roof + swash

[timid cloak]

Yeah its not even bad too

[patent flame]

Already said it's not bad

I said "don't skip next time"

He lost the run probably for that reason

[strange meadow]

i can see the concept, but it feels terribly finnicky

whenever i try to pick up loyalty card it never pops when i need it to

[timid cloak]

You dont need to backseat people

[heavy ice]

There's no way to reliably tell why a run was lost anyway

Everything is variable

[strange meadow]

balatro at its core involves some luck too

[heavy ice]

If you split a run onto two screens after a skip, you could see one person win and one person lose

[solemn elm]

Qou didn't even get mad about it though, it was something else after that

[timid cloak]

If they lost the run for that reason they'll know better next time

If they dont learn from their mistakes then they probably dont care that much about meta and instead enjoy having fun

[strange meadow]

it is poker

[hoary trout]

hi

[solemn elm]

this is quite respectful

[strange meadow]

hi

[patent flame]

Yea I'm not even mad at this guy

Literally piece of advice

[timid cloak]

Okay but qou gets mad every time after like 5 minutes I've watched it happen tons of times

[hoary trout]

i installed balatro today and looks cool

[strange meadow]

its a fun time

[hoary trout]

yee

[solemn elm]

very little, ultimately. there are many RNG elements, but you aren't at the whim of RNG. you don't lose just because you didn't pull a negative hologram every round (/hyperbole)

[patent flame]

Goo luck

[solemn elm]

true, but that isn't what happened this time

[hoary trout]

th

[timid cloak]

Also qou is very black and white on everything in this game

Every joker that doesnt fit their playstyle is dogshit and endless is stupid because they like gold stake more

[heavy ice]

You are so at the whim of RNG. Yeah you can play around it but the RNG elements are what constrain the game

[patent flame]

The game is balanced around ante 8 runs

[timid cloak]

Okay well ill pay more attention next time ig but qou really needs to be more respectful dude

[solemn elm]

you are not at the whim of RNG
you can win despite bad RNG and lose despite good RNG

[timid cloak]

That doesnt mean that people cant play endless

[heavy ice]

Lucky card build? Until none of them pop. Bloodstone build? I hope you have the dice. Booster packs? Card draw?

[strange meadow]

idk, i mean ive had enough games where i just dont scrounge up the hand i need despite that hand carrying a fair bit

[heavy ice]

^^^

[strange meadow]

i had a really good 3oak build once

i couldnt get one 3oak on a boss blind and chumped out

[timid cloak]

You can get unlucky in balatro

[solemn elm]

you aren't a perfect player, nobody is. every time I lose its because of a mistake or string of mistakes I made throughout the run

[heavy ice]

If you win despite bad RNG, your run encountered some better RNG later on

[solemn elm]

that doesn't mean you died solely to luck

[patent flame]

I admit that too

[timid cloak]

Nothing is 100% in a roguelike poker gambling casino game

[patent flame]

But at the very least don't start going to balatrocord and start saying the worst takes oat

[strange meadow]

hoo lord certainly knows i aint perfect lmfao

[solemn elm]

then how are high streaks possible

I've streaked 15 at gold stake multiple times, BU has streaked 67 times at gold stake

[timid cloak]

Because its really rare

[solemn elm]

Syn has streaked 55 times

[patent flame]

Doc has streak 67 times

[heavy ice]

You haven't been shafted for an insane amount of runs

[patent flame]

An underdog doc mentioned in a yt community post has a 32 streak on gs

[heavy ice]

Or maybe you just avoid things that have the chance to get you like that

[solemn elm]

statistically, that's incredibly unlikely

[strange meadow]

streaking at gold stake sounds kinda nuts on its own tbh

gold streak is tough

[patent flame]

Yeah, ur yap on "bad rng" is only valid if everything in the first shop is rental

[strange meadow]

i mean. isnt that statistically far from impossible

[solemn elm]

it is, but imo it's always winnable without foresight

[patent flame]

But if u want streak u need to take early rentals

[solemn elm]

yeah, but rentals aren't always bad

[patent flame]

Coping with early rental is skill

[solemn elm]

early rentals need to be taken sometimes when you're streaking

consistency is everything

[strange meadow]

i do needa learn how to use rentals effectively tbh

i took one or two once during a run but it killed my econ

i was flat broke

[solemn elm]

it's part of what makes yellow the best deck for win%

[strange meadow]

i think a part of it was having encountered the tooth

[timid cloak]

And you can get very lucky in balatro

This game has a lot of luck

You dont need to shit on people when they complain about luck even if they could have made a better decision because nobody likes being bullied and I promise that it won't make them better

If you want to say that they made a mistake you dont have to say the game has no luck you can just explain that something else was more likely

I play competitive mario kart and I can promise that that game is 95% skill at a high level but that doesnt mean you cant get super unlucky

[heavy ice]

That's not yap lmao on gold you routinely enter shops that are all either rental, eternal, or both

[solemn elm]

"shit on people", being so negative doesn't solve anything

[strange meadow]

i went from like five bucks to sumt like -$13 in one round

[timid cloak]

Im just saying thats what you did

Ehh

[solemn elm]

"nobody likes being bullied", where was I bullying anyone?

[solemn elm]

Where

[timid cloak]

Thats generalization

Thats what some people do

[solemn elm]

exactly, please don't say I did something when I didnt

[patent flame]

Yeah u are solidifying my state more

[timid cloak]

And its what a lot of people fall into

[strange meadow]

im taking off for now, bye bye balatro chat

[patent flame]

Majority of players who say they play for fun likes to cope on losing so much and it enables them to throw out bad statements about the objective game plays

[solemn elm]

I also never said the game has no luck, I said that you are not at the whim of luck/RNG

and yes you can get super unlucky in balatro, but that doesn't mean it's impossible to win when you get super unlucky

you might just not know what to do in that situation / have planned for it

[timid cloak]

Yes but that doesnt mean you need to bash their head in for making the wrong play especially when they didn't even get unlucky

[solemn elm]

"bash their head in" please stop saying things like this

[patent flame]

"I play for fun"
Next:
"This game is sooo luck based dud." "What if [0.1% chance of a situation about to happen] 🤔"

[solemn elm]

when have I ever done anything remotely close to that

[timid cloak]

Its what qou has done on multiple occasions

[solemn elm]

one person, and you're making generalisations from that