🎙・server-chat

[river pelican]

jimbo goes to sleep

Murcia 🔥

[stable tapir]

And if he can't then just expose him

Alg

GN? What is your time?

[river pelican]

3:07

In Spain

[stable tapir]

O Danny gn then

Dang not Danny

[vivid jetty]

Does anyone know if they will add support for mods on Android?

[river pelican]

LA GRASAAAA

[hollow kelp]

Balatro balatrez

[thick jasper]

would you accept this offer if it was a deck (+$50 in start of run but start in ante 2)

[woeful moat]

I will try my hardest to not be greedy but I can guarantee I’m gonna hard sell this run

Also bloodstone?

[vivid jetty]

I taught him to balatrear my sister🤑

[thick jasper]

dayum

[vivid jetty]

🤑

[wide mica]

of fucking course???

there is literally no downside to this

[thick jasper]

yea

but that was a WILD start

ngl

[stable tapir]

Do I still get shop for ante2 or no?

[thick jasper]

no

same play

this is economy

[vivid jetty]

But seriously, does anyone know if they have announced anything about mods for Android since I don't have a PC to be able to do the current method?

[thick jasper]

oh

2K25ANUJ seed

the best seed i´ve found

the jokers may change bc this acc is not 100%

should try on unlock all acc

just... play plasma deck

[tiny willow]

Hi

[sand leaf]

[wintry patrol]

so basically the start is impossible to do without extreme luck outside of like plasma erratic and checkered

no thanks

[thick jasper]

i was playing in checkered

[tribal scaffold]

Yes I have reached the point where I can do this

[thick jasper]

oh my...

holy

[stable tapir]

Glitches burnt is crazy

[stable tapir]

Good lord

[stable tapir]

Naneinf run incoming

[tribal scaffold]

No it's not naneinf

Definitely not

[slim junco]

Triple gay perkeo omg

And chad hanging out

[lavish zenith]

three gay perkeos. PEAK.

[tribal scaffold]

Note to self: High card build didn't work

Because tribulet is better 🤑

[keen crystal]

can i save this run?

[strange meadow]

whyre you putting burglar before vampire

do the holo vamp before the poly burg

youll get the +mult sooner

that +10 will be added into the poly calculation n thus be worth more

[keen crystal]

ok

[strange meadow]

outside of that i dont see why winning should come difficult

la planta will be an annoyance for sure but you can likely clear it if you stall hands for the green joker

try n get as much use out of the vampire before it too (dont forget tarot cards!! magician, hierophant, and others can be used to give vampire a boost too)

[wintry patrol]

i think a deck with this many non red seal kings actively hurts your chances to get naneinf

[wintry patrol]

i find it highly unlikely that the plant does like anything to you at all when you have green joker burglar
photo is applying its 2x after green joker and the holographic from vampire

[boreal dune]

Sweet, sweet [[Kromer]]

[keen crystal]

i beat the plant

[wintry patrol]

yeah

[boreal dune]

W

[keen crystal]

should i change some jokers?

[sullen shadow]

Hi, I need help. I play Balatro on mobile, and lately the game has been freezing and giving me green pixel screens. I don't know what's happening. The game used to work fine.

I already uninstalled it, cleared cache and data, and it still keeps happening.

I have A55 8gb ram 125gb memory

[stuck dew]

Does it only happen on Balatro?

[sullen shadow]

Yeah

[stuck dew]

Damn

[sullen shadow]

I'm doing well in other games.

I play delta force y arena breakout

[stuck dew]

Ohh

[sullen shadow]

They are not soft games so to speak.

and they are fluid for me

[stuck dew]

I see

[celest dome]

jimbo's trapped me in eternal suffering until i beat checkered deck on purple stake

please help me

[sullen shadow]

Is there a help channel? So I can see a mod or something?

[celest dome]

[wicked dove]

bug reports channel

[stuck dew]

There's the bug reports channel

[proven vapor]

W?

[wicked dove]

i suggest posting your issue there

[stuck dew]

W indeed

[barren geyser]

Hello chat

[proven vapor]

🦅

[stuck dew]

Outside of that tho, no

[sullen shadow]

Thx

[stuck dew]

Np

[stuck dew]

Dang

[stuck dew]

Why is Jimbo trapping people

Bro really fell down

[boreal dune]

Damn bro that sounds like some [[Little Sponge]] activity from that [[Clown-Around-Town]]

good luck vro

[brisk zinc]

hi

[hushed basalt]

BALATRO Creepypasta: Jimbo's Royal Curse

[stuck dew]

XD

Jimbo.exe

[hushed basalt]

[hushed basalt]

Give me a second

[final delta]

hello

[boreal dune]

jimbo wit hyperrealistic blood coming from his eyes

[sullen shadow]

I left the bug there on the channel, I hope you see it and help me 😦 It's a shame not being able to play Balatro

[stuck dew]

"This person played Balatro at 3:00 AM, and you will not believe what happened. Stay to the end to find out, but before that, did you know that 75% of people who watch my videos are not sub-"

[stuck dew]

Good luck with that :)

Hopefully someone knows how to fix it

[stuck dew]

Alright

[karmic arrow]

estoy jugando balatro

[stuck dew]

EPICO

Balatro Balatrez balatreando en Balatro

[clear locust]

how does rerolling work?

like

if i keep rolling am i gonna get what i want

[zenith wadi]

maybe

[quasi hill]

Well, came across a seed that someone can basically print money on, assuming you can find the golden ticket. Abused start:

[hushed basalt]

Jimbo.exe

[stuck dew]

That's pretty good :D

Jimbo.exe

[quasi hill]

28HUVUFZ

[hushed basalt]

Thanks, I did it really quick just for the joke lol

[stuck dew]

Dang

[stuck dew]

Np :]

[hushed basalt]

I could do something better if I took my time heh

[stuck dew]

Balatro: Capitalism edition

[boreal dune]

Spooky

[stuck dew]

Still, the Jimbo.exe is better than most of my drawings xd

[sullen shadow]

I hope

[hushed basalt]

Ah, I see

[quasi hill]

First jokers were Midas, Splash, and Pareidolia. Insane....

[boreal dune]

[[HOOCHIE MAMA]]

[stuck dew]

Yeah

(Wait now that I think about it, the thing that I said was bad or good?)

[stuck dew]

Descartesn't

[hushed basalt]

Idk why I sent aww

[stuck dew]

INSANE

[hushed basalt]

I meant see

[stuck dew]

Oh

Xd

[hushed basalt]

Yea, I typed and sent without looking

[stuck dew]

Xd

[hushed basalt]

Muscle memory has failed me

[stuck dew]

Would that be how the skeleton of Jimbo looks?

(If he has one)

[stuck dew]

Dang

[stuck dew]

Probably because A and W are pretty close to S and E

[hushed basalt]

Perhaps

[hushed basalt]

Yuh

[hushed basalt]

[stuck dew]

Xd

[stuck dew]

We will never know, I guess

[hushed basalt]

There's one way

[stuck dew]

How? :0

[hushed basalt]

🗡️

[stuck dew]

XD

Jimbon't

[hushed basalt]

Stay still, Jimbo

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🐝

[hushed basalt]

This will hurt a lot

[stuck dew]

Yeah

[hushed basalt]

Please, that on #🃏・off-topic

We're dissecting a Jimbo right here

[hushed basalt]

Hold him

[stuck dew]

Sure

[hushed basalt]

🪟

HE'S ESCAPING

[stuck dew]

God damn it

[quasi hill]

Update: Got em all golden. Really need that golden ticket now! Mime is still a nice consolation for now

[stuck dew]

Ohhh

Nice :D

[hushed basalt]

🚙

Oh no

[stuck dew]

Wait

With what hands is Jimbo driving

[hushed basalt]

🚙

He got hit

[stuck dew]

Dang

[hushed basalt]

⚰️

Rip

[stuck dew]

Jimbon't

R.I.P

[hushed basalt]

Jimwas

[stuck dew]

XD

[stuck dew]

Jimbo just escaped from Ceremonial Dagger

[hushed basalt]

🪦

Here lies Jimbo

"Full House or death"

[stuck dew]

Pretty beautiful last words

[hushed basalt]

Indeed

[stuck dew]

:')

[hushed basalt]

My name is Jimbo, guys

[stuck dew]

Jimbo's alive :0

[hushed basalt]

I want some chips, Jimbo

That is my name, Jimbo

I want another

Jimbo

[stuck dew]

[hushed basalt]

Where is my pack?

I'm running out to the blind

[stuck dew]

This guy lost it when he was driving

[slim junco]

HOLLUP IM COOKING

[stuck dew]

:0

[hushed basalt]

There is a Needle

And it is going to beat me

AAAHHH

[stuck dew]

Did you beat it?

[hushed basalt]

MY NAME IS THE FUCKING HACK OH YEAH, MY NAME IS THE FUCKING HACK OH YEAH

[stuck dew]

Bull with this would go CRAZY

[hushed basalt]

It's the FNaF song meme

The my name is edwin

[stuck dew]

Ohh

Never heard about it

[hushed basalt]

I made the mimic

Ou

[stuck dew]

Yeah

Xd

[hushed basalt]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp8o35zahgo&si=6UECMZUlIDi_ackk

[stuck dew]

Dang

[slim junco]

Scary face over throwback (2.5X)

[stuck dew]

:0

[slim junco]

Sorry misspelled

[hushed basalt]

Tho, I've beaten the Needle

ONCE

[stuck dew]

Nice

[stuck dew]

Pretty good :)

[slim junco]

AND IVE ALREADY BEATEN THE PLANT 😼

[final delta]

anybody want some negative consumables

[slim junco]

I was asking if I should replace?

[hushed basalt]

Which one was that

[stuck dew]

Ohh

[hushed basalt]

[stuck dew]

Sorry

[slim junco]

Yes 😘

[stuck dew]

My first language isn't English xd

[slim junco]

All good

[slim junco]

lol

[final delta]

hell yeah

[stuck dew]

Yeah xf

*xd

[unborn swan]

Uh

[stuck dew]

What does Scary Face do?

[unborn swan]

Did perkeo just say hell yeah

[final delta]

yes

[slim junco]

What do you think
Scary face over throwback 2.5x ?

[slim junco]

30 chips per face card

[unborn swan]

Crazy

[stuck dew]

Oh ok

Hmmmm

[final delta]

what is throwback on

[slim junco]

2.5x

[stuck dew]

That's pretty good tho

I say you keep Throwback

[final delta]

i mean id stay with throwback

[stuck dew]

Yeah

[tribal scaffold]

Triple rainbow perkeo is NOT the strat

this is

[slim junco]

Alr

[stuck dew]

Dang

[tribal scaffold]

Ankh and invisible jonkler is the best

[slim junco]

I’m scoring 270K light work

[tribal scaffold]

Should I do it?
7x mult from the hologram

I'm gonna do it

[slim junco]

NOOO

NOT MY GLORIOUS HOLOGRAM

[tribal scaffold]

eh

I'm trying to get face cards

Do you know how hard it is to get a face card from incantation?

[slim junco]

350k scored

[unique karma]

got a good defect run going

[slim junco]

Scored 1 million

Off one hand

[unique karma]

weird questions, does naneinfing reset your high score ?

[slim junco]

We da best music

[unique karma]

poggrs

[unique karma]

like, in the stats page

[tribal scaffold]

My best is e27, FROM PLASMA DECK

[slim junco]

THEY TEMPTING ME 😔

[tribal scaffold]

d o i t

[unique karma]

bc i got naneinf and my next run was an e18, and it said my highest hand was e18

[slim junco]

I might lose

I lost

[final delta]

😔

[nova shore]

you put the king in the left, right?

[west vale]

rip

[royal wigeon]

My best run

[glad oriole]

the pareidolia

i’d argue parei’s pretty useless here but they have it so might as well

[nova shore]

oh i lookand didnt see pareidolia

[karmic arrow]

somos el balatro

[royal wigeon]

No way

Hola Balatro Balatrez

[nova shore]

impresionante como si te llamas balatro balatrez automáticamente hablas español

[royal wigeon]

True

[daring citrus]

two balatro balatreces???

its the end of the world

[slim junco]

Yeah I did, Don’t worry I’m not stupid

[nova shore]

50/50

[karmic arrow]

This is a friend's first game, what do you think?

[slim junco]

Pretty mid

[vernal sedge]

i remember that night i just might- REWIND-

[karmic arrow]

I think that for the first game it's fine, he hasn't even touched or seen anything related to cards in his life.

[hollow pendant]

Screenshot_1641

[slim junco]

BROOOO

THESE DECISIONS

[orchid pelican]

does anyone wanna hop on call

[river pelican]

hola…

[karmic arrow]

hola

[river pelican]

balatro❤️

[karmic arrow]

balatro🔥

[river pelican]

balatro Tamaulipas 🥚

[karmic arrow]

balatro ecatepec🥀

[river pelican]

Balatro Murcia🔥

[karmic arrow]

balatro
190.101.52.146
20.483.156-6
[phone]🐒

[thorny timber]

I’m going koo-koo bananas

Idk why the bottom look like that

[random bobcat]

2 JUGGLE TAGS INTO THE SERPENT

[thorny timber]

ZAMN

[timid cloak]

I bet you've never made 29 dollars from one scoring of one card

[river pelican]

N-no…

[violet fossil]

donde está el canal de curimomos

[random bobcat]

Do I greed for one more draw 3 or should I just copy my baron mime now? Idk if this will just win or not 😭

[vernal sedge]

neighbor whaaat

[glad coral]

THE BEST GAME OF ALL I HAVE PLAYED BALATRO

hell nah

[ornate elm]

Hey guys

[slim junco]

hi

[shut imp]

hi

[cyan garden]

hi

[acoustic jolt]

CREDIT CARD IN THE BUFFOON PACK GUYS TRUST ME

[sullen socket]

Was the credit card in the buffoon pack?

[shrewd ermine]

Anyone have any good Dr Spectred video suggestions for getting better at gold stake?

[atomic anchor]

first e-run

[queen parrot]

@thorny niche fire in the nig-

[thorny niche]

cmon dude

you cant

do that

[queen parrot]

Hah

[north crescent]

watch any of his normal gold stake videos, he usually explains his thought process and youll likely learn something

[sullen socket]

I cannot fathom the way that man plays gold stake

Incredible work

[whole hawk]

Fuck the plant bro

I rerolled wall into plant

[north crescent]

why roll wall with all that

[whole hawk]

Im traumatized from ante 7 wall

Also I was kinda just skippin shit

Anyway this seed first skip tag is an arcana pack with a legendary

[slim junco]

You need me vro

[whole hawk]

It would've helped fs

[deep finch]

Speak of the devil, I just beat the plant like a few minutes ago

Wrong clip

[whole hawk]

If you were there

[zenith wadi]

Ohhh I get it

[novel socket]

Este when

[zenith wadi]

I didn’t know that the one was Chicot

[steel fiber]

this is neat but... hmmm... i dunno

[shrewd sandal]

kjjjjj

balatro curis ❤️

[paper field]

That's really fantastic

[steel fiber]

unfortunately, it failed

[paper field]

That's a pity

[bold warren]

What do you even do in this scenario

Local thunk help me out it’s your game

[hard gyro]

It's legit insane that I unlocked all the jokers and discovered and still haven't discovered stone joker

My collection is only missing the glow up voucher and stone joker

[hard gyro]

It's not worth it trust me

You are good with trib

[sly ingot]

Ts so sigma

[vagrant trout]

I can’t believe cavendish was such a good joker in balatro they added it to real life!

[thorny niche]

@twilit veldt

@twilit veldt

[twilit veldt]

why

[floral scarab]

C curi

[violet fossil]

donde estan los curi de balatro 🗣️

[cobalt summit]

i hate you

[shrewd ermine]

the only skip you should be taking is investment tag ante 1 and voucher skip

[whole hawk]

I skip what I want when I want

I'll skip for +4 dollars

[shrewd ermine]

and thats why you die to the plant

[whole hawk]

I'll skip for extra voucher

[glacial sequoia]

man..

[rapid hill]

Guten Morgen

[viral venture]

I made a tier list after gold staking all the decks

[quaint coral]

Is there a reason why someone randomly sent me a friend request from here?

[shrewd ermine]

why is nebula on par with black deck

why is checkered deck so low

[slim junco]

Tier list on challenges when

[viral venture]

Its good, just boring to repeat flushes.

[quaint coral]

Hello?

[shrewd ermine]

so its not an objective tier list but your favorite decks tier list

[rapid hill]

Nah be happy cause like your profile said you have no friends maybe someone want to be friends you never know

[viral venture]

Inflation, double or nothing, golden needle, x ray vision, omelette notably good for me. Enjoyed all except jokerless

[quaint coral]

More likely to be a scammer, tbh.

[rapid hill]

Why do you think its scammer ?

[quaint coral]

Because there are more bots and scammers than there are people who friend request at random for non-malicious reasons.

Normal people don't do that XD.

[rapid hill]

Okay makes sense

[quaint coral]

Looking at it now, just looks like some weird kid troll?

[mighty token]

Balatro has been acuierd

[quaint coral]

acuierd moment

[mighty token]

Thx

[harsh ermine]

Plama at c is kinda crazy

[quaint coral]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/tpob66/22_years_ago_today_on_monday_nitro_hulk_hogan/

THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER!

[harsh ermine]

Keep it to baltro

[quaint coral]

The Wall is also a blind, brother.

[harsh ermine]

Oh yeah

Mb

[surreal swift]

Hey

[glacial sequoia]

Flush House with Blackboard lesgo

[surreal swift]

Finally at least one server that kicked my old acc

Before I even need to ask

[cyan garden]

hi

[surreal swift]

Hi

[scarlet anchor]

this is weirdly close to uuuh roffles🤔

maybay im delusional but

idek

[cobalt wing]

What happened to it

[feral wyvern]

exploded ✅✅✅✅✅✅

[light hare]

latro

[slim junco]

I love sheo

[cobalt wing]

Ok Mr nailsage

[stuck widget]

I mean, I'd assume Roffle would be pretty close to consensus, he plays a LOT of Balatro.

[feral wyvern]

thank you hollow knight fans

[slim junco]

🫡

[feral wyvern]

peak matching profile picture icl

matching with a friend because ts peak

[slim junco]

I can never bring myself to slash the nailsmith

He deserves better

[cobalt wing]

I did it

I’m on genocide route trust

[feral wyvern]

😔😔😔

[cobalt wing]

I’m doing steel soul now and I won’t do it

[feral wyvern]

martlet or however you spell it convinced me to do genocide route in undertale yellow

i hate that bird

[cobalt wing]

As you should

[feral wyvern]

i haven't done any route other than geno in undertale yellow

i couldn't even beat zenith martlet

[cobalt wing]

I’ve never played undertale yellow

[slim junco]

Nail arts are goated
Theyll help you

[short merlin]

average chips run

[feral wyvern]

it's good

[feral wyvern]

plasma deck:

[short merlin]

immediately after i win

[feral wyvern]

oh shit it is plasma deck

[short merlin]

(flush level 12)

[feral wyvern]

i'm so good

[cobalt wing]

Erm actually technically the nail can have a higher dps

It’s true

[thorny niche]

me when i play on plasma and then lose to ante 6 on purple stake

[feral wyvern]

i love spreading misinformation and lies on the internet ❤️❤️❤️

[slim junco]

6 notches aint worth it bro
1 notch for nailmasters glory and thats it

[cobalt wing]

If you include charging times nail is higher

[feral wyvern]

i was spreading lies

not you

✅✅✅

[cobalt wing]

Well screw me for liking hack and slash builds

[feral wyvern]

[candid relic]

Sorry just now seeing this but no retcon:(

[cobalt wing]

I’d rather use that notch for shaman stone or something

[short merlin]

4 foil cards

unfortunately the steel king isn't red stake

[feral wyvern]

silksong tomorrow

[feral wyvern]

red seal?

the balatro rot consumes

i hate when my cards aren't red stake 💯💯💯

[slim junco]

My build is simple
Nailmasters glory, sprint and dash master, sharp shadow, grub song, heart and fury of the fallen

I like nail arts
So good
So entertaining
So good looking

[patent flame]

Gg

[cobalt wing]

I usually go with quick slash, steady body, unbreakable strength, and then either mark of pride or shaman stone

I forgot how many notches that is but whatever

[slim junco]

Face dancing much?

[cobalt wing]

I like dps

[slim junco]

Me too

[cobalt wing]

Faster I can kill the boss less time I have to mess up

[slim junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1076900394489352259/1385524518797181009/atardeceres.mp4?ex=686633c3&is=6864e243&hm=7843ff691631ff487de02a5dd958538476cf26b7825ee419a216ab296c9a303f&

Took me a bit to defeat sunset with face dancing

And going for arts was certainly, an experience

Not bad, not good

An experience

Im still trying to get to former sun clear

And move onto samsara sunset

[feral wyvern]

am i gonna fight the sun?

[slim junco]

Say hello to god

[cobalt wing]

Meanwhile what I’m doing:

[feral wyvern]

i love that the hollow knight yaoi profile picture changed the conversation

[slim junco]

THATS HOW I LOST ONE P5AB RUN

[slim junco]

Talk about hollow knight and you get me here

[cobalt wing]

This is the hollow knight server what are you talking about

[cobalt wing]

Man

[slim junco]

It was against no eyes too

[feral wyvern]

get out of my head

[feral wyvern]

you started it brochacho 💔💔💔

[slim junco]

Yes

[feral wyvern]

did any of you guys play block tales

[slim junco]

And chat is doing good

[cobalt wing]

meanmeanwhile what im doing:

[slim junco]

And to say hornet's actress did all voices for the flukes

[slim junco]

I still gotta try it
A friend told me to give it a shot

[cobalt wing]

really?

[slim junco]

Seems cool

[cobalt wing]

i dont wanna play silksong anymore

[slim junco]

Yeah
The same SHAW gal is all flukes

[cobalt wing]

i dont wanna play silksong anymore

[feral wyvern]

bro the last chapter's final boss has the best song in the whole game (and also the only lyrical one)

[slim junco]

I wanna do pantheon of pharloom all bindings

[slim junco]

Only lyrical? Seems entertaining

[feral wyvern]

if you like paper mario or the mario & luigi games you'll love block tales

[feral wyvern]

it's called "i'm your captain now (the ancients)" by the recovery system

it contains very minor spoilers for the game

[slim junco]

Great great!

Thankies!

[feral wyvern]

but you would only really get them if you played it

[near briar]

who up multing it rn

[feral wyvern]

binding of isaac mentioned!!!!

i'm multing it

[near briar]

tboi is shit

[feral wyvern]

😨

[near briar]

yea

i said it

[feral wyvern]

😨 😨 😨

i have 4 billion hours on isaac

what the scallop

[slim junco]

Thats because you dont know how to play T.Cain

[feral wyvern]

what the fuck

[near briar]

nah t caín is fun

[slim junco]

YEAH YOU GET IT

T cain is darn fun

Nerf him all you want

[near briar]

i just don’t like tboi

[slim junco]

He comes back as strong

[near briar]

terrible game

[feral wyvern]

i love t cain

i'm tainting it

[near briar]

he’s 5

[feral wyvern]

how good is your rng

what

i can't send my goku staring out the window gif

[slim junco]

Edmund didnt care when making tainted lilith

[uneven edge]

tainted cain might be the most boring experience in tboi

[feral wyvern]

oh i can't send any gifs

[feral wyvern]

this is horrible ragebait

[uneven edge]

this just isn’t

i’m not spending 3 hours crafting the perfect build and another 4 to R key all of the bosses

[feral wyvern]

rumor has it that if you drink coconut water and eat a banana before bed

[strange meadow]

i read ragebait whats up chat

[uneven edge]

just give me the items and i’ll use them

[slim junco]

T Cain is fun af
I get to enjoy him cuz its not my problem everyone in the game are speedsters that want to get everything done in a blink of an eye

[near briar]

fuckivejustopendjappanonmykeyboard

[uneven edge]

it’s fun if you like falling asleep

[feral wyvern]

this guy when any character has depth

[near briar]

wait fixed it

[feral wyvern]

i love sleeping!

[north crescent]

its a lot more fun if you dont cheat with the whole recipe browser thing

[uneven edge]

tainted cain depth:

[north crescent]

still boring tho

[feral wyvern]

i don't do that

i thought the recipes were random?

[near briar]

the whole isaac is shit

[slim junco]

Funniest thing
I dont do that and neither i need it because

[slim junco]

T cain uses math

[feral wyvern]

why do you use the tag

[uneven edge]

literally the depth of tainted cain is you can’t get items normally

how is that depth

[near briar]

who’s gonna stop me

[feral wyvern]

i can't do math above a third grade level

[strange meadow]

read that wrong

[uneven edge]

that’s actually the opposite

[north crescent]

i mean scrolling through possible items you can make with available pickups

[feral wyvern]

tainted characters are gimmick characters

[strange meadow]

hoo buddy i totally thought the tone of this convo was out the window

[feral wyvern]

bro that's the entire point

[uneven edge]

literally one of the core mechanics of the game is thrown away

but that’s depth

[strange meadow]

im not adding much

bye chat

[feral wyvern]

did you think that said the f slur bro

[feral wyvern]

this guy...

[strange meadow]

i hang in a lotta queerer servers

[slim junco]

Every pick up has a value attached to it
1, 2, 3, 4 and 5
You get 8 pick ups
If you make a number higher than 10, you get a quality 1 item, higher than 20, quality 2 and such

The recipes are random but you can still manipulate them

[uneven edge]

granted tainted blue baby is worse somehow

[near briar]

yes

[north crescent]

at least hes fun

[strange meadow]

for some people thats a thing to reclaim

[feral wyvern]

i'm one of those queers i just think the word would get automodded here

[feral wyvern]

tainted bb just sucks ass

[strange meadow]

id be surprised, i saw the hard r not get automodded

i dont even think there is an automod

[north crescent]

he feels kinda cookie-cutter where im just picking up good consumables and have no agency over anything

[feral wyvern]

balala server is probably full of gay and/or autistic people (i'm one of them) so i would be surprised

[uneven edge]

so your definition of depth is either getting random items from pickups or using the recipe thing and wait 3-4 hours for specific builds

[feral wyvern]

woah i didn't know that

[uneven edge]

i will die on the tainted cain boring mid shit hill

[near briar]

the racist one or the dumb one

[strange meadow]

its very well possible i spose, i aint willing to test it as im one of the more boring gay people that doesnt use that term

[feral wyvern]

the racist one

[near briar]

ah

[feral wyvern]

how do you hard r the dumb one bro

[strange meadow]

racist

[strange meadow]

as in "flame retardant"

[near briar]

yeah that

thingy

legally allowed to say it

[strange meadow]

that ones a kinda messed up word too

[slim junco]

Yeah
Its very nice
You play with math but still manipulate things

I do know the values of items and what pool do they give me
Like idk, i get 6 bone hearts, i can use that to get a secret room item
Do i like what i got? Nah, i pick up a coin and basically "reroll" it
I dont like it? I pick something and replace the coin

Its fun ONLY if you have patience
Hence why im also a tainted lazarus main

[near briar]

probably

it’s been normalised over here for the past 500 years or sum until recently

[strange meadow]

slurs are bad. real big groundbreaking news here

[feral wyvern]

yes

i know

how does one hard r that

[strange meadow]

it is an r word

and it is harsh ig

[strange spindle]

w

[near briar]

i saw it in a linus sex tips clip and thought yous referring to that

[ancient radish]

fellas brothers whats the order for this?? i tried to do the math but always fail at it

does it even matter at this point?

[north crescent]

chad for 8 photo for face

[strange meadow]

its weird i feel like for a decade or so it was seen as no good and now a buncha kids with no good sense are bringing it back in spades

[near briar]

hang first

take a phot after

[strange meadow]

might just be kids in general though

[near briar]

brainstorm it

idk what the other does forgot low-key

[uneven edge]

you have it right

[strange meadow]

thos is the right order

[ancient radish]

🤔

[feral wyvern]

ewww t laz

i hate t laz

[near briar]

oh nah it’s not really coming back at all it’s just becoming more of a slur

[strange meadow]

one in four odds to make a tarot card if you play an eight

[uneven edge]

nope

[ancient radish]

so its better to copy photo

aight

[uneven edge]

yes

unless you have glass

which you prob should have

[strange meadow]

nah but like i feel like i see more usage of it more esp on instagram n such

[near briar]

that’s instagram

[strange meadow]

i mean. yeah...

[near briar]

it’s been around for time it’s still getting used less and less tho

[strange meadow]

insta's fucked dude idk what rules they got goin on but they never seem to enforce em

[near briar]

fax

[strange meadow]

save for the one they added where you can call queer people mental if youre disagreein with em politically (real meta update btw as of june 2024)

[near briar]

damn

[strange meadow]

i wish i was joking

[near briar]

facebook is dumb as shit

[strange meadow]

a little bit yea

anyways its three am i need sleep

[near briar]

safe

[strange meadow]

nighty night chat

[near briar]

is it the right order?

would it not matter?

[strange meadow]

it would

six triggers vs five

if you do chad it llays one photo 5 times

if you do photo it plays two photos three tomes

six vs five

[near briar]

ah

igy

[acoustic jolt]

3UR9TNJY

Baron mime at like Ante 5 too if you wanna go that route

I recommend going ghost deck for the immolate money and cryptidd

[meager plank]

Does doubek vampire work

[proven pasture]

Finally

[lavish zenith]

you have unlocked jerma

[proven pasture]

It took me hours for some reason idk how long it actually took cuz I was too locked in to look at the clock

[proven pasture]

I’m still only 132/50

[timid cedar]

no, only the first vampire will grow

[halcyon flame]

i mean if you switch the positions of the vampires you could get marginally more scoring

[vocal marten]

Who wants to do a race? First to 8 wins on the same seed wins

[rugged abyss]

Uhhh what do I do

[halcyon flame]

reroll

[hard gyro]

You mean 150?

[light hare]

latro

[west vale]

72k on round 4

thats the best ive got on round 4

oh i got 103k a round later

yea im gonna wint his round

i mean run

nvm i lost to the needle

DANGIT

[tall spire]

Just found out ancient joker isnt garunteed once deck is all one suit

and I am very sad

[west vale]

sad

oh.

[surreal swift]

Hacked

[west vale]

i need dna rn

[wicked mirage]

im tempted

[west vale]

i js started playing

so i dont know what the cards on the right are ur jokers

[wicked mirage]

this was a joke post, i am not getting invis sinc i alr got 3 bp/brainstorm

[west vale]

oh

what is that

[wicked mirage]

they copy the abilities of other jokers

[nova mirage]

Cat

[wicked mirage]

like i get 4 times the card i play first (1 from dna and 3 from the copying jokers

[fiery flower]

Lucky Cat

[nova mirage]

Yes

His name is John

John balatro

[eager vessel]

any re triggers to go with john

[nova mirage]

Uh

I’ll have to dig it up

But I prob have blueprints here somewhere

[west vale]

i have a decent cards rn i think

[eager vessel]

run from a few days ago

don’t minds roffle 🤣

[west vale]

i need to replace blue joker

[nova mirage]

be me
on balatro discord
see someone say look at cool run
looks inside
photochad

[west vale]

w-

what?

should i be

should i call someone?

[nova mirage]

Yes

Call your mom

[eager vessel]

here’s a non photo chad i

[west vale]

GHOST BUSTERS

dund und und un dunnananananaa

GHOST BUSTERS

[nova mirage]

I’m going to beat you

(In Minecraft)

[west vale]

i used banana

on my first win

i had banana

[nova mirage]

Great man

[west vale]

and i got it on round 2

and it didint break

i am great

[nova mirage]

Cool

Tenna for your efforts

[west vale]

AAAAAAAHH

im scared of that they them

[nova mirage]

Why

He’s just funny tv man

[west vale]

Aahh

I DONT KNOW

i had caps on

oop

[nova mirage]

:(

Tenna my Minecraft skin

you don’t like me?

:(

big sad

[eager vessel]

gold stake might be the death of me on blue deck

i just can’t seem to get it

[fathom pelican]

Yooo

[west vale]

im gonna lose

on THE PILLAR

bc all my good cards r debuffed i have no discards and 1 hand AND I CANT EVEN PLAY A PAIR

i lost

[wanton ether]

Xbox party?

[idle pond]

Balala is better smh

Tenor

Jimbo

Egg

Why is tenor .com blocked lmao

[wicked mirage]

abandonned deck too large

[cobalt wing]

Oh ok that makes sense that happened to my old account too

[real grail]

YESS I FINALLY GOT TO THE E NUMBERS

t h e r e s n o g o i n g b a c k n o w

Rip

[valid badge]

how do people select cards so quickly in balatro

like they drag their mouse and select them

[stoic meadow]

mod

it's called Handy

[valid badge]

ight ty

[real grail]

Pretty handy

[west vale]

how do i sell this run

[west vale]

im litteraly THE WORST balatro player ever

[valid badge]

can you read?

[west vale]

n

[valid badge]

then ur a good balatro player

[west vale]

oh

[real grail]

Hmm

Yes

[valid badge]

astronomer and constellation

[real grail]

Hmmmmm

Y e s

[valid badge]

idk their name in englishj

[warm mica]

joke

[valid badge]

what

[warm mica]

the right one says Joke

AY AY AY, IM ON VACATION EVERY SINGLE DAY CUS I LOVE MY OCCUPATION

[valid badge]

ok bro

[warm mica]

i ain't your bro osmosis

[wicked mirage]

the kind of synergy you imagine in your dreams

[valid badge]

ok

[warm mica]

blind ass

[real grail]

GASP

its..

Beautiful..

[west vale]

NO I PUT M<Y FCARDS IN THE WERONG SP{OT

LKASJDLKASJDLJKAS

[real grail]

How cooked are you

On a scale of uncooked to burnt

[west vale]

coal

[real grail]

Oh boy

[west vale]

dis good?

[wicked mirage]

no

unless in desperation for the wall

[halcyon flame]

its ok sometimes

[hard gyro]

Garbage

Unless you have burglar and extra hands maybe

And even then it's not even worth it

[valid badge]

dont mess with this insta sell joker

you mess with him you mess with him

[clever mantle]

Is there someone who frame drop playing balatro on mobile

It only frame drop on mobile

[valid badge]

it happens to me too

dk why

[clever mantle]

So u always playing it like that?

[valid badge]

i dont always play on phone

[clever mantle]

Me too, but I want to play it on my bed

[hard gyro]

Yep happens to me when I get a call

Sounds goes away and game runs at 1 fps

So i have to relaunch it again

That's why i hate getting calls while I am playing

Or just buy the game on Mobile

Or just buy it on Mobile

[clever mantle]

I have it, but what happened if someone else using my PC

[blissful stone]

Or steam it from stream

[hard gyro]

Yep that's kind of the biggest problem right now

The game works nearly perfect on mobile just needs a few fixes

I do tend to get out alot and sometimes travel so having the game on mobile was one of the best decisions I ever made

[clever mantle]

Aight I'm gonna try that

[hard gyro]

Due to my shitty currency the game is the most expensive I bought on mobile

[solemn elm]

mobile (play store & app store) doesn't allow for localised prices, it sucks

[hard gyro]

Sometimes they do

Slay the spire is 10$ but on my currency it's way cheaper than 10

I didn't like slay the spire tho

Didn't really click for me

[solemn elm]

ok mobile?

[hard gyro]

Yep

The second most fav game after balatro is deadcells

Man I love deadcells

It really makes you feel like a deadcell

[solemn elm]

damn youre right, you definitely didn't used to be able to

or at least I couldnt find anything on it when I researched it before

[hard gyro]

I never saw that before

How did you get that

[solemn elm]

https://support.google.com/googleplay/android-developer/answer/6334373?hl=en-GB#zippy=%2Cpaid-apps

[wanton steeple]

When you're on a good run and reroll the final boss and it's extremely large blind

Trying to make the +80 chip flush joker work is pain

[pallid sapphire]

crafty getting outcrafted

[balmy flare]

C++ sucks!!!

C# better!!!

[subtle laurel]

shut up nicolas cage

[edgy heath]

yo.

yo?

yo...

[balmy flare]

[balmy flare]

Gurt:

[wanton steeple]

played 8 hands space joker never proc once

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Wednesday hope you guys have a good one.

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[wise plaza]

The good ol fu ante 1 blueprint

[halcyon flame]

buffoon pack will have a credit card

trust

[wise plaza]

Nope two shit commons

[halcyon flame]

rip

[wise plaza]

Restarted and did first pack, guess luck is on my side now

[ornate cove]

Balatro is life changing

[brisk zinc]

goob morning

it's 4pm but i just woke up so it's gm

[delicate raft]

my highest score so far

[pallid sapphire]

W

[wanton steeple]

four fingers and bus now on the gold stickers list

been trying to get a stone joker build

but never spawns on plasma

[young bolt]

Sns undrtal

[young bolt]

The only time i've seen this joker was in the tutorial seed

[weak garnet]

it’s op

[wanton steeple]

Funni number moment

[young bolt]

Now -2

Those who know: 💀

Mango mango

[modern tundra]

i beat orange stake

[covert phoenix]

Hologram+ certificate makes a very
Silly run

[brisk zinc]

beer and pizza for breakfast at 4:22pm

such is the way of the unemployed

[rapid hill]

Interesting choice

[modern tundra]

crazy

i lost i didnt had good multiplyer

[rapid hill]

Its called in this situation breaktfast or lunch ?

[brisk zinc]

it's called whatever i want because it's my food

[rapid hill]

And when do you want to sleep next if you were sleeping to this time ? I mean I never slept to this time so curious a little

[brisk zinc]

probably like 3-4am or whenever i feel sleepy

could be earlier or later

i went to sleep at 6am-ish yesterday

or today i guess i should say

[halcyon flame]

i deadass just tried to play 4 cards against the psychic, realized my mistake, then played 4 cards for the next hand and immediately lost

[bold thistle]

Don't do Balatro on Xbox Series S, kids

[halcyon flame]

hybrid naneinf build lmao

[bold thistle]

The highest score I got was e220 because I don't have enough kinds for the serpent 😭

And now because of that my run just ended on ante 32

[modern tundra]

🤑

[grand mural]

mangos have 6 letters and mustard has 7

oh yeah starting new profile

[weak garnet]

is the only way to get legendaries from soul card?

[brisk zinc]

get on my level

[brisk zinc]

yep

[halcyon flame]

the patriarchy strikes again

[bold thistle]

I smell a DNA

[brisk zinc]

it was actually cryptids

[edgy heath]

no its just magic trick luck

[brisk zinc]

perkeo and 4 copy jokers

[bold thistle]

Ah

[brisk zinc]

that was a seeded run tho

i got le naneinf

[uneven edge]

this might be the realest sentence ever

[brisk zinc]

✅

my cat is fucked up bruh

[halcyon flame]

thats one cat???

it looks like 2

[brisk zinc]

that is one contorted cat

he's a bit silly

[halcyon flame]

bro got hit by a cryptid

[obsidian steeple]

My first time winning

It's beautiful

[brisk zinc]

i think he is a cryptid

he tries to eat me but his mouth is too small

[brisk zinc]

nice!

[halcyon flame]

thats just every cat that i know

[brisk zinc]

fair

[ornate cove]

Absolute cinema

[latent hemlock]

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM

[brisk zinc]

he's silly

[bold thistle]

He wasn't lucky enough

[latent hemlock]

Ah

[surreal swift]

I got my account back

[real grail]

I had this many double tags and lost the run 😔

[devout thunder]

World's strongest anaglyph run

[patent flame]

Endless bg it means u won

Endless has 0 importance

[real grail]

Oh yeah

[versed cipher]

This server is kinda dry now

[real grail]

Still didnt get to trigger my double tags 😔

[real grail]

Wdym by dry

[versed cipher]

No one talks alot anymore

[real grail]

Ahhh

I mean I haven’t been in this server for long so i cant really tell the difference

But im just gonna take your word for it

[versed cipher]

Ok

We are not horses

We are humans

And humans are

[shut crypt]

i accidentally got far with this while trying to get palette lol

[real grail]

Oh dear

A similar thing happened to me today actually

I was just trying to beat another deck on red stake and i got to the e numbers for the first time

Also got two achievements i wasnt even thinking about aiming for

Pretty wild run

And also the reason i always get ancient joker

[real grail]

Anyways continue

[boreal dune]

W gambling

[real grail]

Yea

E c o n

[boreal dune]

Sweet, sweet, succulent [[KROMER]]

[real grail]

Indeedem

[spiral lodge]

gotmy highest wee half an hour ago

[real grail]

Woah

How

[spiral lodge]

flush 5 of red seal 2's

[real grail]

Oh damn

[gusty agate]

Guys can someone help me with modding 🙏