🎙・server-chat

[compact torrent]

Even without the technical problems the game is so barren

Ran fine on ps5 but just highlighted rest of the games problems

[cedar glade]

I myself have a 4070 so I’d be okay playing just barely floating above 60 fps but idk

it’s in my steam family share so pricing is not a concern but

yeah idk

I guess my only real contenders in my backlog are p3r and disco elysium

[haughty violet]

i would seriously avoid mh on pc

you haven’t played disco elysium?!?!

[cedar glade]

I’m uh, an hour in (but it’s very enjoyable so far)

[compact torrent]

Either wait for a good sale and/or further updates since the game doesn’t justify $70 on pc rn

[strange meadow]

i dont quite get the ps5

[cedar glade]

I’m ULTRAKILL pilled so that’s somehow where I heard it from

[compact torrent]

Especially when the already bad performance gets worse every update

[left glade]

Balatro>astrobot>eldenring>finalfantasy

[strange meadow]

its like 500 dollars to play primarily games that exist on other platforms innit

theres very few ps5 games

[haughty violet]

?

[cedar glade]

#🎙・server-chat message

this, but I get it

[strange meadow]

isnt the ps5's personal library still quite lacking

[haughty violet]

what did final fantasy do lol

[strange meadow]

last i checked there really wasnt a lot for it

[haughty violet]

ps5 and series x struggled pretty hard with that

[cedar glade]

there’s more ui than there are games for PlayStation

[strange meadow]

yeah its insane

[haughty violet]

covid and rising costs kept people from moving over

[strange meadow]

n its just like. buy what you like, buy whatever console n games n such but like. i like my consoles to have games i can buy with em lol

[cedar glade]

“no games but unlimited bacon or games but no games”

[strange meadow]

i swear its games but no games

[haughty violet]

well it definitely has more than the switch 2 lol

[cedar glade]

whoops

[strange meadow]

thats true

[cedar glade]

jschlatt would crucify me

[strange meadow]

then again we're still in the switch 2 launch month rn right

its like a wee little baby

[cedar glade]

yup

hasn’t even been like

[strange meadow]

a wii little baby

[cedar glade]

three weeks

[cedar glade]

a wee little baby

[haughty violet]

lineup is very similar for the rest of the year though

[cedar glade]

forgot this was balatro server for a little

[untold narwhal]

https://youtu.be/Kt7iLuESlDE?si=2uqykGhgpJE2C-wv

[compact torrent]

Anyway heading to bed cya

[untold narwhal]

Your PFP looks like Changed.

[cedar glade]

goodnight chatter

[strange meadow]

now that is true im still kinda wondering when we're gonna see games for it

[strange meadow]

OH MY GOD ITS YOU AGAIN

[haughty violet]

i’m sure there will be a big direct later this year

[strange meadow]

honestly tomodachi life 2 and rhythm heaven coming soon was enough to get me interested

i adore both franchises

[untold narwhal]

I have emerged from the depths of Hell character.ai with some more random shit.

[cedar glade]

I dropped a band for a 4070 and a i9 14900F I’m never getting console pilled ever again

[haughty violet]

i completely forgot about the new rhythm heaven

[cedar glade]

I’m living with my 32 gigs of ram forever

I will die with them

[strange meadow]

new rhythm heaven was the hypest shit imaginable dude

holy fuck

especially with jst how good nintendo osts have been as of late

like. dude it is going to be so fucking peak

[weary plaza]

https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01a5437554

[strange meadow]

is that gartic phone

[untold narwhal]

I just installed TwIlightMenu++ on my 3DS, and am currently playing the Zelda game where Link has autism, Spirit Tracks.

https://youtu.be/5DjOL2we8ko?si=C5l-k6lyW8QA3aNm

[cedar glade]

my internet has got to be the most infuriating thing I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through

[strange meadow]

WHYD I GET KICKED

WHAT THE HELL

i used the same username i use everywhere else too man

[strange meadow]

whatd i do man 💔

[slim junco]

I had a lot of great runs

[strange meadow]

this world is so boopsdoops-unfriendly

[slim junco]

Which is better, a polywhatever grow michel, or a canvendish

[solemn sierra]

Cavendish for sure, right? 3× > +15, and less of a chance for it to self destruct.
Unless this is some sort of trick question..

You do need gros michel and have it self destruct to be able to get Cavendish in the first place... So therefore assume this is in fact a trick question, and the correct answer would be in fact a gros michel because it unlocks cavendish in the future shops

Please tell me I didn't just severely overthink the question like I do everything.....

[modern nova]

I beat black stake with space joker, stencil, and madness

[smoky prawn]

balatro is cool

[left glade]

the life doesnt make sense

[dull summit]

This is true

[raw fractal]

I’d sob

[wise plaza]

This game loves giving me souls when I don't want them

[smoky prawn]

guys i played balatro and i won

what a joyous experience

[untold narwhal]

"I like trains."

[wanton steeple]

Down to last stake

All that's left is gold

And c+ is done

[open frost]

orange stake
look inside
photochad

tbf photochad goated

[wanton steeple]

It was either photochad or a perishable red card ante 5

[wanton steeple]

I had a good economy going

[gentle sonnet]

Probably a silly question but how do you go about deckfixing / making your deck reliable(?? Idk how else to put it lol) because I don’t know where to start on it, I’ve gotten up to green stake and I’m starting to feel like it matters a lot now

[wanton steeple]

RNG luck

And managing your econ

[gentle sonnet]

[wanton steeple]

If u manage your economy early

Makes it easier to buy more later

[gentle sonnet]

Green stake is kicking me in the butt bc the scaling on blinds is too fast for me to keep up

[signal prawn]

i mean, just deleting cards whenever you can that you dont want is always a good strat

[wanton steeple]

Over spending early is bad

For deck fixing

Work on ur deck over the course of the run

Don't just buy something because it's good

Buy it if it can work in ur current situation

[gentle sonnet]

Managing Econ is so hard to me for 0 reason. I think I might be overthinking scoring.

I never have this problem on anything that isn’t green stake

[wanton steeple]

Also don't always rely on spamming one hand

If u can see a path to work on a different hand work on it to

Because might be more beneficial later

Flushes are good early but can fail often later

Especially in higher stakes

[hard gyro]

Hi

[wanton steeple]

Even if u can win all 8 antes flush builds typically never go past ante 12

[sinful night]

Ow this hurt

[wanton steeple]

Just take both

[strange meadow]

genius

[wanton steeple]

Take the other when Jimbo ain't looking

[sinful night]

Only choose 1

[gentle sonnet]

Thank you ^^

[sinful night]

Bro which do I take

[hard gyro]

Take Chad and you will find photo next shop

Trust me

[wanton steeple]

Probably say photo

[hard gyro]

Photo is in next shop

[wanton steeple]

Photo kinda sucks without retriggers

[strange meadow]

youre not even the real jimbo

youre a hologram

[hard gyro]

Just trust me I am fr

[strange meadow]

take chad

[hard gyro]

You find photo next shop so take chad

[strange meadow]

i dont trust this imposter

[sinful night]

Nope and died to the needle by 2 chips 💪

[strange meadow]

yall ever see sumt n its like. im in this n i dont like it

it was a lil animation of someone listenin to vocaloid music while bein in a pretty poor mood

n its like. been there

[valid badge]

Take card

[strange meadow]

missing an a i think

[smoky prawn]

[rancid patio]

finally baron

i hope for the director

[slim junco]

Nah, I think your analysis was good

Anyways

Check this out

[rancid patio]

ezzzz

director

[slim junco]

I might be cooking

[nova shore]

no

[potent dawn]

Oh my god it's Chicot

[nova shore]

did you just, play every ante without skiping?

[slim junco]

Alr I’m trading the Midas mask out

Gonna get another mult joker

My glorious half joker

So peak

[rancid patio]

then?

[nova shore]

the plant is coming

[potent dawn]

simply disable it

[slim junco]

Bro I lost

[rancid patio]

🙂

[slim junco]

I switched out smiley for gros michel and then I got parking lot

And then I got that one where all a face cards are down

[nova shore]

juhdjesggwjrs

[potent dawn]

the plant said hello

[nova shore]

peak pareidolia moment

[left glade]

its really hard cannot buy this photo

[nova shore]

mods when

[left glade]

bluestorm

[nova shore]

which

[rancid patio]

get rid or mail?

[nova shore]

sell showman

has already fulfilled its function

[left glade]

my brainstorm

is a mod

DONT SELL SHOWMAN

NEVER SELL SHOWMAN

[nova shore]

:(

[nova shore]

theres a better one

[potent dawn]

it's literally fulfilled it's purpose tho?

[left glade]

i'm kidding, just because i love showman

[potent dawn]

ohhhh

i'm oopid

[potent dawn]

what did LocalThunk mean by this?

[obtuse crescent]

jenkler balala

[potent dawn]

jonkler moment

[left glade]

ECTOPLASM TIME

oh

i need to sell photo

[nova shore]

ye

[rancid patio]

sigma egg

[potent dawn]

egg

[left glade]

i win

[potent dawn]

why is that only giving 1x mult?

photo I mean

[nova shore]

when ypu select the card it display a new xmult

[potent dawn]

Oh

fair enough

[rancid patio]

now get rid of rebate?

[nova shore]

ye

[potent dawn]

personally I'd say so, then sell out of egg when you rip the invis

[nova shore]

before

[left glade]

lucky cat 🔥

[potent dawn]

gotcha

[nova shore]

tf croissanted me

[potent dawn]

croissant :3

[nova shore]

thats the vocaloid of aiko?

[left glade]

idk, but is the vocaloid

[nova shore]

there's like 7 vocaloid mods

yea for music too

[left glade]

i just downloaded the first appears to me 😭

i'm beat the gold stake on yellow deck!!

now i'm in the anaglyph

[nova shore]

noob

[nova shore]

MODS WHEN

[potent dawn]

no mods for you >:D

[rancid patio]

now get rid or mine?

[nova shore]

no

[rancid patio]

i need ecto

[left glade]

😭

[nova shore]

yesnt

[left glade]

sorry minininlla 😭

I disappointed you

[potent dawn]

Jimbo can't find me if I don't even know where I am

[nova shore]

you dont know what are you losing each run

[rancid patio]

i have 5 sixes bro

[slim junco]

Bro I had no idea what I was doing

[untold narwhal]

I am a manly man man manly man!

[rancid patio]

oh no

[rancid patio]

we need a lucha

[light hare]

latro

[upbeat radish]

blind idea: the mole
discarded cards are reshuffled into your deck

[valid badge]

Blind idea : perfection
You have to score the exact number of chips with a 5% forgiveness radious
Gets 2 extra hands to play

[warm mist]

no perkeo..,.

[valid badge]

?

[molten horizon]

Stupid jimbo

I started a run

[warm mist]

shoot the moon

[valid badge]

What abr it

[warm mist]

shoot... the moon...

[untold narwhal]

Chad is Goku, Photo is Vegeta, Blueprint is Gohan, Brainstorm is Broly, and S&B is Piccolo.

[sonic field]

i feel like something is wrong...

[floral briar]

I haven't seen that one before

[outer swift]

Morning yall happy Saturday, hope you guys have a good one

[ionic hatch]

Puta madre y yo sin cuchara

[sharp tide]

Nah, part of what's satisfying about the game is getting a super high score, the game shouldn't punish you for that

[valid badge]

oki sry

[sharp tide]

I mean you don't have to apologize

It's cool in theory at least

But like imagine getting triboulet and losing because you score too high

[molten horizon]

Bro 💔🥀

(I was in the challenge)

[slim junco]

💔 🥀

[molten horizon]

Why is Balatro Balatrez here

Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro

[lofty mountain]

im gonna buy a new pc just so i can run windows 10 and mod balatro (and play cs2 but yall dont care)

[slim junco]

Hi

[lofty mountain]

HOLY SHIT ITS BALATRO BALATREZ

[slim junco]

Si

[lofty mountain]

sale balatrito?

[molten horizon]

Balatro balatrez dame tu bendición para superar a la planta

[lofty mountain]

siiii

[slim junco]

La bendicion de chicot

[rough sluice]

You can play cryptid on mobile

[molten horizon]

Que me den un chicot negativo

[rough sluice]

(idk why)

[molten horizon]

❤️‍🩹

[rough sluice]

Es de igual de inútil asi

[molten horizon]

Dan más plata negativo

[lofty mountain]

now you see the problem is my android phone is broken as shit and i have to use the screen connected to my laptop, jank as shit but works for important things

like making calls, checking if my old google accounts are still there

[rough sluice]

[lofty mountain]

can someone translate pls

im so confused

[rough sluice]

Chicot = free money

Negative chicot = More free money

[lofty mountain]

whenever i hear the phrase free money i think of someone going to a money store

as if its paid for

[rough sluice]

lol

You need money to get money

Awesome

[molten horizon]

Obviously, have money for money and then sell the money to have more money, simple logic

[rough sluice]

Why don't you get a new phone?

[lofty mountain]

someone i met while playing cs2 and while i made my steam account balatro balatrez

[lofty mountain]

do i look like im not broke

[rough sluice]

Spongebob

[molten horizon]

Bob esponja Has a Steam account

Incredible

[lofty mountain]

he plays surprisingly well

[rough sluice]

So what kind of PC do you want? If you're broke

[lofty mountain]

thinking of buying a pc with an intel i5-7400 and an amd rx 550 4gb vram

my bare minimum

yo you guys still there?

[molten horizon]

I'm balatreando

[hexed wyvern]

Hello I know PCs

I would go for atleast an rx580

[lofty mountain]

hi and im pretty sure youll know this pc is old

[hexed wyvern]

The cpu is fine for a budget

And make sure you get a nice power supply for the one with an rx580 (assuming your buying an old office pc and upgrading it with a new gpu)

[hexed wyvern]

Yes

[lofty mountain]

ok brb imma go see this gpu’s benchmark scores and price in my area

which just means ill see if i can afford it

[safe umbra]

hey jerkers

[hexed wyvern]

The rx550 is too out dated with the vram to be of any use these days but a good amount of modern games AAA will Run decently with a 580 even though it age

[lofty mountain]

does the 580 just have an 8gb model and is that why you want me to buy it

[lofty mountain]

wdym by AAA titles?

[hexed wyvern]

Yes

[lofty mountain]

ok gimme a sec to look at the prices and shit hollon bruh

[hexed wyvern]

Like games made by big studios like from software, EA, Ubisoft, PlayStation studios

AAA means big budget and lots of people working on it and indie means few people working on it

Atleast in the us you can get an rx580 for 90 bucks used

[lofty mountain]

ive seen a couple videos showing the frames and stuff, even though theyre using like a 13th gen cpu, red dead and a lot of games run at either stable 30 or 60

[hexed wyvern]

Also idk if this would be a better convo for #🃏・off-topic

[lofty mountain]

yeah lets go there

[lofty mountain]

oof, we have some for like 30$ less

[rough sluice]

She knows pcs

[fair beacon]

Did it

[spring sphinx]

I got all the lovers together

[robust dust]

whats the best strat for gold stake i reached it today with the chequered deck

[hexed wyvern]

welp they refused most of my advice so anyways back to balatroing

[lofty mountain]

im on a really really tight budget sorry

[spring sphinx]

LAWD IS GREAT

[lofty mountain]

like 300$

[rough sluice]

[hexed wyvern]

What if balatro has no rng but local thunk cloned themselves into every copy of balatro to personaly screw over 99% of runs

[rough sluice]

You should save more money if you want a decent experience with your PC

[lofty mountain]

im broke as shit dawg originally i just wanted to upgrade my laptop with an ssd and more ram but this snowballed into a new pc

[hexed wyvern]

Even if you are broke you can wait longer to get a decent gpu that’s not an rx550

[rough sluice]

Sell your laptop

[hexed wyvern]

I know it would take a while

[lofty mountain]

i will, thats how i got into the 300$ rnage

[hexed wyvern]

But if you keep buying cheap you will have to upgrade a lot sooner

[rough sluice]

Oh

[hexed wyvern]

Damn I’m sorry

[forest loom]

sell a kidney

[rough sluice]

Take his advice

[rough sluice]

This works too

[hexed wyvern]

Who’s advice?

[rough sluice]

Your advice

[lofty mountain]

alr

[spring sphinx]

What is this run bro LOL

[hexed wyvern]

I’m not a guy

[forest loom]

we have 2 for a reason yk, to sell one

[lofty mountain]

true true

[hexed wyvern]

But I’m saving my kidney for jimbo

[forest loom]

jimbo took both of my kneecaps already, he cannot be stopped..

[rough sluice]

Uh sorry 😭

[lofty mountain]

i think you might be thinking of jimmy not jimbo

[hexed wyvern]

It’s all good 😅

I’m desensitized to it from irl so meh

[lofty mountain]

jimmy is scout from tf2

[hexed wyvern]

Tf2 is just a video game

Balatro is real life

All I see when I close my eyes is the heart of the cards and jokers

[rough sluice]

Gambling is life

[hexed wyvern]

All I think is balatro

[spring sphinx]

Slightly overkill

[rough sluice]

[spring sphinx]

@slim junco you HAVE to see this

[hexed wyvern]

Space joker whenever you play a throw away hand because you ran out of discards:

[spring sphinx]

Oof i was scared i wouldnt pass this ante

[hexed wyvern]

You know what might make a good legendary joker? It retriggers the joker to the left and right of it

[spring sphinx]

@autumn lynx i love you

[hexed wyvern]

The plant

[sharp tide]

That would be really good, that's for sure

It needs like a little flair though, imo

To be more unique

[hexed wyvern]

Maybe would work as a non legendary card if it was more rare than the standard joker copies

[sharp tide]

That's hard because blueprint is already rare

So it would be like, ultra rare?

[hexed wyvern]

If they did add a new rarity tier which I doubt

Like epic

For cards similar to legendary but not themed specialy

[sharp tide]

Yeah, if they ever add a new tier, it won't be related to rarity I bet but more like a theme

Tool jokers or something like that

[spring sphinx]

Im actually shitting myself if i get it
Still havnt yet

Gosh the needle scared me almost didnt make it

Barely enough

[sharp tide]

Hey, it totally could have boned you by not getting your royalty

[spring sphinx]

I have like 3 discards on paint deck i think even a two pair couldve worked

Kay now im truly unbeatable: ive got director’s cut

[sharp tide]

Ez

[forest loom]

the humble plant rerolled into the humble pillar:

[toxic gulch]

what does pillar even do

[spring sphinx]

I got chrimson heart i rerolled it for acorn

AND i got a blueprint

Truly truly unbeatable

[hexed wyvern]

debuffs cards used previously in the ante

[spring sphinx]

L3UT6L36 heres the seed i got so lucky istg

I got my first E score :)))))

[cedar tundra]

NEXT TIME NOT IN THE SAME PACK PLEASE

[spring sphinx]

Bahahahaha

[grim orchid]

Hi, I am new to this game and I am now at the black deck of cards and I am kind of stuck. Apparently you need to win a game, but I have no clue how, even a proper google search couldn't help me out. Help is much appreciated

[spring sphinx]

How do you unlock brainstorm btw?

[cedar tundra]

discard a royal flush

[spring sphinx]

You have 6 joker placements but 1 less hand to play

[spring sphinx]

Oh lawd

[grim orchid]

yes

[spring sphinx]

Balatro is a hard game. You will have to play again and again

[compact torrent]

Black deck is considered the hardest deck in the game

[grim orchid]

just kept playing but I only got to aroiund 10000 tokens

[grim orchid]

which one do you recommend

[compact torrent]

Like which deck to play? You’ll usually end up playing all of them for achievements but I found yellow deck to be the easiest

[grim orchid]

as said, I am new to the game (only got it yesterday) so I don't really had a strategy

[compact torrent]

A basic gameplan in most runs usually consists of getting a source of chips, flat mult, and X-mult due to how the scoring works

One thing that isn’t obvious is the game doesn’t use order of operations and instead of goes left to right on how joker effects trigger

[grim orchid]

I am really sorry but you are talking in chinese to me

[compact torrent]

So you usually want your x-mults in the back

Sorry lol

Chips: the blue number
Mult aka multiplier: the red number

The game multiplies number of chips by number of mult you have after all joker effects

[grim orchid]

got it

ok but what is "ante"

[compact torrent]

Another important thing is money

Every $5 you have banked already you get an extra $1 at end of round, up to $5 when you have $25

[lavish marsh]

Man the needle is such a weird boss when your runs going good its does nothing but when it’s an average run it’s a killer

Fair

[compact torrent]

Checkered deck tho

[grim orchid]

aight

cant you say Blind?

ohhh

like big blind is 1 round

like 3 blinds

[strange meadow]

baltro

[grim orchid]

understood

[obtuse crescent]

ante -1 best anye

[grim orchid]

but its impossible for me to get far

i have a lot of bad luck

[hallow brook]

So why was thunk chat removed

It was kinda cool to be able to interact with the developer

[compact torrent]

And he did talk here last night

After getting completionist++

[obtuse crescent]

rogulike card deck builder

game

[grim orchid]

I just lost to the second blind since the game hates me 🙂

[obtuse crescent]

its cus youre stupid

[grim orchid]

yooooo

why insult me

[obtuse crescent]

anything but my fault tm

[ancient mural]

IM SO STUPID

THE WHOLE WORLD CRUMBLED

NOOO

[autumn lynx]

I was sleeping sorry but thanks

[slim junco]

What the heck is this run

I've been in debt for 3 whole antes

Luchador

I managed to hit 100k and this isnt plasma

There arent even many good mult jokers here, only shoot the moon and raised fist are great

[urban coral]

NOOOOO

didnt get it

dint see it

[stable shore]

should i pivot to vagabond? i have brainstorm to copy it

should've pivoted

[wise plaza]

I've been doing this sixth sense from ante 8 and I'm on ante 20 and it's never given me an ecto, having to give up on it for DNA 😦

[orchid raft]

for real?

that´s kinda sad

[wise plaza]

Yep, I seriously cannot believe it

Here it is back in ante 9

[hard gyro]

I always find ecto but I choose not to take it since I either main straights or full house

And sometimes flush fives

[wise plaza]

Actually I swapped that for a cola and got another after a few rolls later

[hard gyro]

I am drinking pepsi

[pallid sapphire]

I used to not take ecto but now I do cause pairs and high card don't need big hands anyway, anything for the gold sticker

[hard gyro]

Idk why gold stake is so hard on zodiac

I finished it in one day on blue

It shouldn't be that hard unless I suck at the game somehow

[pallid sapphire]

maybe you're spending too much money on tarots you don't necessarily need in the beginning

[hard gyro]

I spend too much money on arcana and buffons for chance of game changing jokers

Or tarots

[pallid sapphire]

death sentence on gold

[hard gyro]

What should I do

[hard gyro]

Well i always do that and I got 29 wins to my name

[pallid sapphire]

true, but you can't beat zodiac gold

[hard gyro]

One of those wins is gold stake on blue

[hard gyro]

What

So it's impossible

Damn

[olive ferry]

is it okay to beat gold stake in an all unlocked profile just for the sake of beating gold stake

[orchid raft]

i loathe you

[pallid sapphire]

egg tmie

[olive ferry]

yeah ykw i dont care its my game anyway

[timid cedar]

it's a single player game, play it however you see fit

[deft jasper]

last time I did that the italian mob came for me

[pallid sapphire]

localthunk gonna hire the pinkertons to nab you

[deft jasper]

they're going to serve a nan inf sentence after they're done with me 😔

[polar hill]

Raised Fist

[nocturne sphinx]

do yall think its easier to get naneinf on ghost or plasma?

[grim prism]

Have any of u played Dungeons & Degenerate Gamblers?

[pallid sapphire]

plasma cause you'll always score higher

[orchid raft]

I have six hands... Do you recommend Loyalty Card

[ocean spruce]

hi guy s

[uneven edge]

bait

[hard gyro]

Well it was fun

[orchid raft]

GG BUDDY GOLDEN STAKE WITH BLACK DECK

Crazy joker was more crazy than madness lmao

[opal fog]

what do i even trade

[pallid sapphire]

damn gold on cloud 9 and loyalty card

jealous

[pallid sapphire]

maybe none cause probably the only joker who'll help at all is trib

[opal fog]

i could maybe

try to

if i dont get trib

reset balatro so i save myself

[pallid sapphire]

yes

savescum

[opal fog]

what do i replace if something happends

[lapis tundra]

thank you hiker + hack + wee, we all say in unison

[opal fog]

i unlocked canio but didnt lose an idol

crazy

[long hedge]

mr bones is so done bro

gotta love when the next ante is a lot higher than the "extra large blind" of last ante

im so done

[orchid raft]

YEAAA 😭, im so happy rn

[south apex]

i just got perkeo ante 1 lol

[boreal niche]

Hey folks, in today's video we're back with more Gold Stake Balatro

[long hedge]

send the seed surely

[south apex]

yeah when i end the run

[long hedge]

also polychrome it looks like? ohh its from the deck

[south apex]

i got it in the booster pack idk if it counts

[long hedge]

in similar news, just found a negative baron in my run

not naturally negative tho

negative tag

[orchid raft]

Common > legendary

[long hedge]

WHY DID YOU BEAT GOLD STAKE WITH THAT 😭

[orchid raft]

I DONT KNOW.

IM TELLING YOU

JUST FOR THE 1.5x EFFECT LMAO

[long hedge]

😭

[orchid raft]

on black deck 😭

[long hedge]

black deck gold stake is wild why would you put yourself through that

[orchid raft]

it was very tough

look this lmao

This was the peak

im so happy about this

i was like

[long hedge]

😭

did u get ss of the deck

[orchid raft]

what is ss?

[silk vault]

Screenshot

[orchid raft]

I thought it was another difficulty

[long hedge]

yes thank u

[orchid raft]

[long hedge]

oh lol

[orchid raft]

nope 😢

I was only using clubs

[long hedge]

im sitting here thinking to myself how that could possibly win gold stake but i forgot u might be using a specific deck layout

yeah

[orchid raft]

Like two pairs

[long hedge]

so just spammed 2 pair with clubs?

[orchid raft]

Yep, because trousers

[long hedge]

just found peak

[orchid raft]

GGs

[long hedge]

i was actually thinking to myself "ykw would be great rn, a flush five run"

on ante 1 too

[orchid raft]

[proven phoenix]

love me some polychrome

[long hedge]

peak

[proven phoenix]

i'd like a million tarots please

[long hedge]

i lost on the ante 1 dna seed, here it is if u want: 6ETT5MHV (use rare skip tag on round 1)

[pallid sapphire]

balala teaching players it's better to make money and pay for your goods legit than gamble for free prizes

[wispy stone]

Well well

Well

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[south apex]

the seed

[pseudo cave]

Which joker I should sell

[storm snow]

whats all the retriggers for

luckies?

[slim junco]

Blueprint, brainstorm and negative red card in consecutive shops

[pseudo cave]

In a future

[storm snow]

ah

the potential photo

dont forget to convert the faces to lucky cards

[pseudo cave]

But a boss say me to sell 1 joker

[storm snow]

sell sock

i think thats the weak link

or half joker

actually nah is half joker your main base mult provider?

[pseudo cave]

Mmm

Maybe

Ee

[storm snow]

delete sock

[pseudo cave]

Ok

Thanks

[hybrid kettle]

Guys help pls it’s just not do anything

Oh wait

I got black screen now

[storm snow]

yooo what ante is this

[hybrid kettle]

Bro I got black screen help😭

I don’t hear any sounds

Someone help me

I got 12 kill streak

Pc is still working btw

[daring dagger]

#🃏・off-topic

[hybrid kettle]

Can someone help pls Ik that I am not in right server pls😭

[daring dagger]

Ask in #🃏・off-topic

[worldly orbit]

hello balatrocord

what is up

[cunning hemlock]

Wrong game dude

[south apex]

is there a seeds section for jokers like the one from the binding of isaac wiki for items?

[pseudo cave]

I love this game

[unreal aurora]

Obelisk is the worst rare joker in the game

Literally wtf are you supposed to do once all the hands you play are tied for most played 💀

[proven phoenix]

They gotta obliterate obelisk

[real idol]

Fucking finally! 150 jokers collected!

[brittle dagger]

take perishable order?

[brittle dagger]

ww... ig

[real idol]

How did I manage to get all 5 legendaries before an uncommon that comes unlocked though?

[brittle dagger]

yse

[storm snow]

joker so bad it got picked last 💔

[primal torrent]

it synergizes pretty well with the stone thingi joker but thats only +25 a round and u can get much better jokers

[primal torrent]

and for that to be even good u have to get that joker early game and rarely skip any blinds

[uneven edge]

its actually a decent chip scaling joker

underrated

[storm snow]

+25 per round is really good but ruining your deck for that is not very worth it

on plasma it goes crazy

ngl

[uneven edge]

on any deck its solid

5 stone jokers isnt deck ruining

thats +125 chips right there

[primal torrent]

i dont think its ruining ur deck lmao its stilla solid 50 chips

[storm snow]

you coud do that with runner

[real idol]

This is so gonna be a high card run

[uneven edge]

Thats just a redundant argument though

obviously there are better cards

[storm snow]

i just dont rlly think stone joker is that worth it

[primal torrent]

send

a ss

[uneven edge]

but you arent getting those jokers every time right?

[storm snow]

its just not worth it

[uneven edge]

not really an argument you can make against any joker actually

[primal torrent]

bro i keep forgetting my favorite jokers name

[real idol]

Ignore the shortcut, he's here for the sell value

[uneven edge]

it definitely is

[storm snow]

+25 per round is only doable with marbe joker

[uneven edge]

?

[storm snow]

or like rerolls and getting tower

[primal torrent]

NOTHING here synergizes 💔

[uneven edge]

marble joker isnt the only way to get stone cards lol

[storm snow]

yeah

[uneven edge]

you can comfortably get at the minimum 4-5 stone jokers

which is 100-125 chips

[real idol]

Doesn't matter, it's plasma deck so everything works

❤️‍🩹

[primal torrent]

plasma deck is js easy mode

[storm snow]

ig you can use it as a budget stuntman

[uneven edge]

you're underrating it hard right now

[primal torrent]

💔

[frozen turtle]

huh

[uneven edge]

I mean like I said before comparing it to other jokers isn't a good argument against it

[real idol]

That doesn't destroy your hand size!

[uneven edge]

there are obviously going to be better jokers

[patent flame]

This setup wins gold stake

Doesn't fucking matter 💔

[storm snow]

that doesnt stop it from making it subpar

[primal torrent]

u can even use death etc to get more

[uneven edge]

this is cracked

[primal torrent]

pming my os

[uneven edge]

I mean I've already explained how and why it isnt subpar

all you've said is "but it isn't as good as this one"

[storm snow]

egg build holy based

[real idol]

It came naturally

[patent flame]

Lisking my obbies

[primal torrent]

what was the joker that gave x0.25 for each new card added to hand

[patent flame]

Eternal egg gaming

[uneven edge]

hologram

[primal torrent]

those who eternal their egg 💀

[uneven edge]

the gold stake of all time build

[obtuse crescent]

solid joker

[primal torrent]

hologram joker is so good it synergizes with EVERYTHING bro istg

[uneven edge]

hologram is one of the best jokers

[obtuse crescent]

yeah because its xmult

[patent flame]

Erosion:

[obtuse crescent]

duh.

[storm snow]

hologram is so easy to use

[primal torrent]

fuck erosion i love my decks with 200 cards

[storm snow]

its so good

[uneven edge]

thats not the argument for hologram though

[obtuse crescent]

"cavendish synergizes with everything its kinda magical if you think about it!!!"

[patent flame]

U must love them big decks right

[uneven edge]

you can say throwback too but thats one of the worst jokers in the game

[obtuse crescent]

i have a big deck inside of my back pocket rn

anyone wanna add some more cards

[primal torrent]

i had this run where I had those jokers (2 of them) which gave a seal card for each round, a hologram and a blueprint and oh god that shit went so hard

[uneven edge]

hologram is so good because of how easy and how fast it scales

[storm snow]

im never doing a throwback anaglyph run that shit was traumatizing

[primal torrent]

i love me some big decks and some big blinds

[patent flame]

Throwback anti synergies with everything cuz everything needs to scale from shops or playing a round 😢

[obtuse crescent]

hologram is almost as good as spare trousers

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[uneven edge]

certificate is so good by itself as well

[uneven edge]

its better

[obtuse crescent]

not

[patent flame]

Obelisk and campfire >>

[uneven edge]

I mean they were saying it synergizes because its strictly x mult

[primal torrent]

coughing baby vs a supernova

[uneven edge]

so that was a funny argument

[obtuse crescent]

is there a coughing baby joker

[primal torrent]

no

[storm snow]

stone joker

[primal torrent]

i was alluding to that one meme

[uneven edge]

hard to really compare but they're both one of the best at what they do

scaling + mult and x mult

[obtuse crescent]

supernova isnt good cus bad scaling

[uneven edge]

thats just not true

@patent flame show the screenshot

[obtuse crescent]

uts just true

[uneven edge]

1 hand = 1 mult

only difference is that its retroactive scaling

[patent flame]

Fucking idiot

[uneven edge]

its quite literally the same as RTB and Gronkler

[obtuse crescent]

im not gonna lose on points to downgrade mah full house into a two pair just to get mult

[uneven edge]

which have the same amount of scaling

[obtuse crescent]

thisg stupeed

[obtuse crescent]

witerally default

[uneven edge]

then commit to one hand?

[patent flame]

It wins gold stake 🙄

Sorry bro i don't hold R 50 times like u

[obtuse crescent]

it wins small blind 🤑🤑

[storm snow]

supernova obelisk on gold stake

[obtuse crescent]

his name is AMBERED ACORN

[primal torrent]

me when i lie

[obtuse crescent]

its one of those jokers that arent perfect but yoy wouldnt mind getting them

[primal torrent]

if u can get ur deck to a point where u can consistently play only 1 type of hand (which isnt that hard, or just go for a high card build) then its pretty good

[real idol]

Crimson heart disabled card sharp on the first hand, what a buffoon!

[obtuse crescent]

high card is insane work

[brisk zinc]

potassium

[uneven edge]

second best hand type

[primal torrent]

whats the first

[uneven edge]

pairs

[primal torrent]

ur gonna be shitting bricks

[primal torrent]

im a flusher tbh

i love me some flushes

[uneven edge]

I wish jupiters scaled faster

[primal torrent]

balatro is a nerdy ass game imma be fr

[slim junco]

Is Gros Michel

A reference to

Second banana

From tf2?

[primal torrent]

i dont think so

[slim junco]

No but

Banana dies

In both games

And they're second rate in both games

[obtuse crescent]

two pair best hand

full house second best hand

five oak third best hand

[primal torrent]

ur on a being wrong roll rn 💔

[obtuse crescent]

absolutely cinematic

[uneven edge]

yes

[primal torrent]

yall ever heard of your only move is hustle?

[warm pewter]

hello! is it better to finish normal difficulty to all decks before trying to finish gold stake, or finish each stake on a deck before moving to another deck?

[obtuse crescent]

yoy sgould pl ey an yhen tourfoself absogkunce magkcinal dk of nfotwoloai nd

[primal torrent]

do what u wanna do i

[primal torrent]

who broke ur hands

[brisk zinc]

more potassium acquired

[obtuse crescent]

rocks

iwant the girl jikrr mod

[brisk zinc]

it's called bluestorm

[obtuse crescent]

iknow

it onl.ychances 2 cards

[primal torrent]

Breaking my hands because i want +25 chips

[brisk zinc]

then why not get it if you want it

[obtuse crescent]

iwant like all jokergirls

[brisk zinc]

you'll probably have to make that mod yourself

i doubt anyone has done one

[obtuse crescent]

all cards have boobs mod

[primal torrent]

i always thought of blueprint as a girl and brainstorm as a dude who were really close friends or just dating idk

[obtuse crescent]

the size is determjned by rank

jokers flash u when applying effects

[primal torrent]

LMAOO

[obtuse crescent]

genius mod. insta sold

[uneven edge]

do as your heart desires

do whats most fun to you

[real idol]

I'm on mobile, but I'd definitely download that

[uneven edge]

whether its difficulty scaling or experimenting with different decks

[storm snow]

that game is so fun to watch

[primal torrent]

sea salt

[primal torrent]

OMG U KNOW YOMIH???

[warm pewter]

thanks!

[real idol]

I kinda wanna play it ngl

[scarlet wind]

Hello

[primal torrent]

this is me when im photochadding

[primal torrent]

its peak i can teach u if u want

[scarlet wind]

Xd

[real idol]

I only have a phone 💔

And I don't think it's a mobile game

Definitely doesn't seem like it

[obtuse crescent]

i have 6 phones

[brisk zinc]

it is for mobile too

[obtuse crescent]

they constantly call eachother. i dont know why they do that

[real idol]

Balatromaxxing

[real idol]

Cool

[obtuse crescent]

joker exodia ....

[brisk zinc]

this game is telling me something

[real idol]

Sell sly(?) and smiley

[azure wraith]

why is your blueprint freaky

[obtuse crescent]

do you just not score shit if you dont have face cards and

[brisk zinc]

i still get x27 mult

without face cards

[obtuse crescent]

thats nothi

ng

tho

[brisk zinc]

i mean

it's like 500k above requirement

[primal torrent]

i can buy u a pc if it means ull play yomih

[obtuse crescent]

ante 2 sure

[storm snow]

my friend itroduced me to it

[brisk zinc]

bro what

[obtuse crescent]

buy me a pc

plea

[brisk zinc]

you don't know shit

i'm the one playing this

[obtuse crescent]

i know everything

[frozen turtle]

plant jumpscare

[primal torrent]

how do u expect a game that has more complicated gui than an airplane to be played on a phone lmao

[obtuse crescent]

im like super duepr smart

im a psychic

[primal torrent]

no

[real idol]

I've got 10 fingers, i can handle it

[obtuse crescent]

you dont deserve kindness

[real idol]

Let us see your hand levels

[primal torrent]

9 of them are in me 👅

[real idol]

💔

[brisk zinc]

everything level 1 except 3oak on level 5

[primal torrent]

i say shit like this and then i ask why people think im gay

[primal torrent]

u play it or u js watch?

[real idol]

Let's hope you got the photochad

🙏

[brisk zinc]

yea i did

predicting plant in ante 11

[primal torrent]

astronaut thyself

[primal torrent]

seeing thr fuckibg future

praying u get plant on ante 7

[brisk zinc]

i'm already ante 10

[primal torrent]

oh

[brisk zinc]

that's why i said predicting on 11

[primal torrent]

praying u get a plant at ante 29

[brisk zinc]

yea because i'm totally getting that far

[primal torrent]

Believe in photochad

[brisk zinc]

holy shit a lucky card just hit 3 times in a row

i'm so good

it's skill based

[primal torrent]

who up photoing their chad rn

[primal torrent]

trust

[real idol]

Luck is skill based

100%

[primal torrent]

u got a oopsall6?

[obtuse crescent]

being lucky is more of a flex than being good skill wise

i thimk

[primal torrent]

?

whyd u flex luck

[obtuse crescent]

because its aura

[primal torrent]

how would u flex luck

[real idol]

I dunno, skill is pretty important too

[primal torrent]

tf

[obtuse crescent]

what skill in balala

[real idol]

But hype moments and aura are more important

[primal torrent]

yk what game has no luck involved?

[real idol]

🙏

[minor hearth]

balatro is the best game

[obtuse crescent]

no

[real idol]

Balatro, it's all skill based.

[primal torrent]

After yomi hustle maybe

[real idol]

That's why I won my gold stake run

[primal torrent]

nope! Its yomi hustle!!!

[real idol]

Cause I'm so good

And not the fact that I had a photochad going on

[primal torrent]

u were vincing it

[real idol]

Well, gotta go water the flowers now, bye

[primal torrent]

wait what happens if u have 4 eternal jokers and a madness

[real idol]

Nothing

[primal torrent]

have fun

[real idol]

You just get mult

[primal torrent]

so its just free mult

LMAO

[real idol]

It doesn't have to destroy a joker to gain the mult

[primal torrent]

oh

what are yalls fav xmult joker

[real idol]

Cavendish

[primal torrent]

guess mine

[obtuse crescent]

hilogramfik jo kler

[primal torrent]

corec

[obtuse crescent]

thatwas mine.

[storm snow]

watch

but i rarely watch nowadays

balatro took my soul 💔

[primal torrent]

that sucks

[obtuse crescent]

negative blueprint joker

[primal torrent]

U sgould play it

the dopamine rush when u parry a burst is unreal

[storm snow]

nah im busy

yomi gonna take some time to grind

[primal torrent]

260 hours and i still suck

🔥🔥

[storm snow]

for the love of the game

[obtuse crescent]

ante 3

[azure wraith]

im mad

[obtuse crescent]

idont ge tit

[primal torrent]

i dont suck but yomi has so much u can do with each character that in every single round I encoumter some new tech

[azure wraith]

five of a kind or any of those doesnt appear for me when i get them

[primal torrent]

like u cant be GOOD good under 1k hours

[shadow canyon]

Skip tags

[obtuse crescent]

yeah but 3 times

[shadow canyon]

• double tag

[obtuse crescent]

yeah vut 2 times

[primal torrent]

who up skippiing their tags

[obtuse crescent]

getting a level up on a skip is crazy

and getting it twice is crazier

and getting the same one twice is insane

and when the same one is five oak its literal madness

madness....

[shadow canyon]

Photos chads

[shadow canyon]

I got 2 double tags at anti one

[obtuse crescent]

thunk should remove blueprint from the game or something thatd ve very funny and antimeta

[shadow canyon]

Two pair

[primal torrent]

ive never gotten antimatter voucher what does it do

[tropic shore]

I like balatro.

[shadow canyon]

+1 joker slot

[chilly mulch]

omg me too the game is so cool

[obtuse crescent]

balalabalalatro

[shadow canyon]

The nebula deck has to be the worst deck like ok you get one voucher but -1 consobamols slots unbelievable

[proper merlin]

balala

[vale heath]

My Typecast challenge build… got the antimatter voucher to see what it would do : visually it added a joker slot but the challenge rule overrides it it turns out lol

[slim junco]

Nebula deck used to be my favourite deck

[shadow canyon]

By worst I mean how fun it is to play all the others have fun ups and downs

[shadow canyon]

Could you tell me what you liked about it ?

[storm snow]

i would say nebula deck is pretty generic but same with magic deck

[gaunt sigil]

https://discord.gg/neP7XHUH come join some multi-player madness so we can keep him playing multi-player for as long as possible

[slim junco]

The voucher, I really liked to level up fast my most played poker hands since the start, and having the improved voucher and early perkeo could be very useful

[shadow canyon]

Understanble

[umbral vector]

Balatro

[slim junco]

Peak*

[strong prairie]

can you show what you mean on the binding of isaac wiki?

[umbral vector]

I got fucked really hard in this game.

[sharp tide]

How do wildcards held in hand interact with blackboard

[slim junco]

That's the better part of the game

[umbral vector]

Nimodo

[shadow canyon]

Good question

[umbral vector]

Hey

Guys

[devout atlas]

よよ

[umbral vector]

Can someone give me some good wild cards for the black deck?

[olive ferry]

yoyo

[strong prairie]

in the way you hope they would

[tranquil oak]

Erratic deck casually starting me off with 11 kings and 10 7s

[sharp tide]

Thanks

[tranquil oak]

Where the baron at

[olive ferry]

ask my buddy @StandardPack

[umbral vector]

Ok

[tranquil oak]

First hand played 5 of a kind 7s lol

[umbral vector]

[tranquil oak]

That’s one way to clear the first blind

[sharp tide]

I love just resetting on magic deck for an arcana pack with judgement and seeing what I get

[slim junco]

Guys what poker hand are your most played in balatro?

[shadow canyon]

Brinstom

[umbral vector]

God

[tranquil oak]

Was getting some crazy good judgments yesterday, the luck has since diminished

[glacial glen]

Full house

[sharp tide]

Mine is probably flushes from grinding checkered deck but I'll check

[sharp tide]

Aww

[shadow canyon]

Flush

[tranquil oak]

Got Baron from judgment, also some other good uncommon jokers

Was unusually good

[sharp tide]

Yeah it's flushes at 1891

[glacial glen]

what would be the least commen poker hand in balatro?

bulwark?

[sharp tide]

Flush five

[tranquil oak]

Yeah

[storm snow]

mine is flush house

[glacial glen]

oh yeah

[tranquil oak]

Or flush house

[glacial glen]

bulwark is moddd