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ante 13, hundreds of rerolls and lack of a baron killed me now its offering it to me in the second shop...too early game
Doesnāt this legitimately break server rules
Report the mf
Yes
@flint copper what is pvzf
Is that the game you enjoy the most
š«”
I have pants vs zombies on my 3ds
Then why have the clan tag thing
This is something I havenāt seen
Ik
Having the tag of something you havenāt even tried
Iāll probably get it at some point, but Iāve never installed mods before
Also, I donāt have many games on PC, but Iāve played PvZ on mobile
what should i take
Id say showman for the funny
What
Am I doing this photochad thing right?
wtf
Cribid
i'm so confused already and i haven't even selected the first blind
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 4.7 selected cards
wow i reached ante 2
This is so unfair š¢ š šæ
what do i trade here
you have an empty slot no?
How many mods š
Did thunk get rid of thunk chat
heyyy
GOOD MORNING CJAT, I GOT PERKEO LET'S GOOO
nice!
Burglar counters Needle?!!!
I'm not even certain the brainstorm is worth it at the moment, I can farm money and am safe for a good couple of antes need the antimatter
Let's goooo
can't get it when you want it, but this thing keeps coming back
aww man :(
why my jimbo
La planta

cat with pants!
Internet fame
TIL Seeing Double does not consider a wild card to be "any other suit"
why are wild cards so bad :(
it does work with wilds. Did you just play 1 card? or a wild and a debuffed card?
They're only 3/5ths a suit
(Murica)
Ok that's diabolical
Should i get idol and what should i replace
The chad is stacking on my polychromes but if i can get idol set up that would probably be better
how are you fitting four cats into two pairs of pants
you have zero consistency with idol
deck needs to be fixed for that to be a consideration
Yeah I know but If i can finish deck fixing it will be way better
I have DNA and trading card
I mean tbf hanging chad is doing probably nothing for you
It stacks well with the polychrome kinds but yeah
Kings
Or glass kings but I dont have manh
I got the idol and replaced chad
I just found photograph lol
I just got snb what do i replace
Thanks for the help
My first baron run and this is way more stressful than my 14 photo chad ancient joker runs
I could have had photochad baron snb i think that's funny
Hi
whats the best strat to unlock merry andy
I mixed up snb and mime im stupid
antimatter deck lol
whenever i try to play cryptid like half the consumables crash the game
The 30fps deck
the make your pc a personal heater deck
pairmaxxing (canick is jst yorick lol)
sybau
well 20+ rounds later, it didn't show up again after appearing 3 times in a row, then never again after I got the anti-matter, I should have taken it. My run would not be over having spent about $8k over several rounds trying to find it after antimatter.
my aggressive rerolling, to find that brainstorm again, showed in 3 shops in quick succession when I didn't want/need it then never again
Easy naneinf seed if you dont get greedy think you'll be able to roll into what you want, even with only tarrot merchant store polluting I got the other vouchers early enough
We're you able to get BP and bs?
Bro this shit is unbelievable

Ok so I finally beat Orange Stake with Checkered deck and Iām currently stuck at gold
Is there even a reward for it?
ššš©š¤š”
oh my god
and this wasnt supposed to be a good run
it was supposed to be an attempt to get either blank vouchers or a black hole
yo are the balatro saves stored in steam cloud? If I were to reinstall windows without backup the saves would I still have all my progress? Does anyone know?
yeah
same on mobile
I know this is an "optimal setup" or whatever but I've never done it before and š³
2nd goldake
ppl are already fighting about the new OFF soundtrack
itās been like⦠a day? two days?
š
me when the remake is a remake and not a exact 1 to 1 recreation and it takes creative liberties and has an undertale reference because apparently ppl canāt have fun
idk i donāt understand why people are so mad if you think it takes away from the serious tone of the game you missed the absurdity of the game in the first place imo
I don't really care tbh i just want to play the game without getting any viruses
itās always been pretty safe to download if you used the offical wiki
what iām really excited about is when people start fighting about batter gender/sexuality discourse when mortis ghost made batter a he/him lesbian canon as a one off thing
everyone is going to be absolutely normal about that definitely
What š
Yeah it was from a stream a couple years ago
it was mainly as like a funny bit but like, itās canon
so like people who are homophobic about it are kind of being mean to people who take it seriously
this is the general chat bro let me speak a little autism
Where's tunk
Alright go ahead with ur tismisc stuff, I don't really care bud
dagger killed an invis credit card and then riff raff spawned another joker leaving 6/5 joker slots
thats rough
Got jump scared by negative merry andy
its all jupiterrr
credit card in the buffoon pack
oops! all fools
gold stake
is it rare to get black hole in a mega spectral???
what should i sell for fibonacci
How many stacks in astro
i have 2x and i sold flash card and the one to the left of card sharp
i believe i did a mistake considering i just lost,,,
Itās fine. If I were you, I would sell Jj, it really depends on the economy so bad
flash card is jj
oh
and i only had 4 bucks
that“s sad
where is my game
Balatrus
balatro
Guys how do i properly use plazma deck its so hard
anyone know when balatro goes on sale?
the fog is coming
wtf is the fog
Does full house work on spare trousers ??
the fog is coming
whats the best gd level u beaten
the fog is coming
focus on only mult or chips
not both
june 26
initially chips is good
the fog is coming
and im hiding in it
balatrero balatrez is playing balatro
the fog is coming
the fog is coming
this was truly our balatro
the fog is coming
Wow
guys i just won a huge amount of poker matches, time to buy balatro
Wtf white pfp chat
the fog is coming
Shut up
the fog is coming
what
what if balatro are the friends we made along the path?
the fog is coming
the fog is coming
persona 4?
You're right
Is this an inside joke or is this what you do
rare tag cooks againā¼ļø
are the fog coming or nah
the fog is coming
persona 4?
the fog is coming
Hello everyone, can you please do this cuestionary from Balatro for a school project??
the fog may be coming, but Iāll do this
Thank you very much!!!
Oh God this is gonna hurt
gg
i already completed it
Thak you for your aportation, the work is gonna be very epic
Bro is not seeking any attention from us š„
Filled it out
the fog is coming
ok lol
the fog is coming
i suppose flush of a kind is flush five?
the fog is coming
the fog is coming
The come is fogging

what if it's 12??
then it's 12-15
what about 8-12??
^2 is crazy tho
Modded or unmodded?
unmodded
i understand it now
Then Ante 16
huh
Should be common for how common your mom is around everyone
i guess it depends, did you reach ante 12 and keep playing and lost in ante 12 or you won 11 and stopped

That plus negative blueprint would go crazy
idk how the game counts best ante cant remember
Modded... Ante 25. Archipelago is fun. 16 joker slots? Yes please. 15 discards? Yes please. 16 hands? Yes please. 25 hand size? Even better.
Imagine playing skyblock
havent played in ages
And negative Brainstorm
I just saw the mutual servers š
Yep
i figured
does anyone know why i keep crashing on my ante 39 save when i get naneinf
because ive seen clips where people just lose
but i crash everytime
they should make a positive joker where it just takes 2 slots for no reason with no benefit
Real
reverse of negative
The thing about that though is it wouldnāt make sense
new stake just dropped
it would be funny
Because a normal card is already +1 and a negative is -1
Actually ignore me Iām thinking about it in chemistry terms š
Iāve always treated negative cards like that
card is positive:
2 slots used instead of 1
Yuh
no benefit
Goes crazy on painted deck
wheel is already unlikely to land
it would be horrible to land it and for it to be 2 slot using
(it would be hilarious)
I'm good
Chat am I cooking rn
Hmmm stickers are automatically deleted?
speaking of chill whereād the chill chat go
done bb
send the powerpoint here too frfr
or whatever you made it from
guys dinner with balatro or 500k
i choose dinner with balatro
actually no i would choose 500k so i can buy 33 thousand balatros
the world is full of wonder and intrigue
Well this is something
balala is wild
something like this was gonna happen eventually, its insane that it only tool a year
wts is onepair
am i tripping or did they update the game
i got 2.5k discards achievment
i didnāt get it before
did you have to install an update before playing
iām on mobile, arcade
if not then probably not
idk im grinding schedule one
drug dealer man
my best seller is named UTI
im not seeing balatro in my recently updated, last update was three months ago
Is thunk chat just gone?
i think youre tripping, you just reached 2.5k discards
yep
the fog is coming
Balls


i have completed the 100% of completing my full collectionbut i didnt get the achievment
I believe you just need to complete one more run for the achievement to trigger? Any deck and stake should do.
ill try that onem thank you @charred hazel
help i got 5 negative jokers
help this took me too long to understand
FUCK
I could have saved a run with that
potentially
FUCKKK
flush builds have become my safety net when i don't know what to do and i'm trying to break out of that so i can do better on higher stakes, but clearly the game doesn't want that because this is my third run in like the past 10 runs where i've found the tribe in a shop on the first ante š
Do u have any mods enabled?
Sometimes mods disable achievements
localthunk is typing...

Love your game 
"Here, right here, I got enough cards to-"
"Hand will not score (Must play 5 cards)"
"IN A MINUTE"
i need this as a mod like now
idk how it would work. i need it
flush builds are just easy
makes em fun
Checkered deck
not sure what but hopefully like, whatever's replacing the thunk-chat channel works for you
Checkered deck + Burnt Joker
checkered deck is fun until you have 1000 jupiters in your stats and forget how to play any other hands effectively
can you tell what my first gold stake was
exactly
except it never stops being fun
Jupiter killed my grandma
why this game never gives me the suit I want when I get ancient joker
whenever i get ancient i try to keep my suits as even as possible, so 13/13/13/13
or you pivot entirely to wild. makes drawing them easier. itās either that or full wild flush fives
Just one more thing on the topic of thunk chat:
Thunk chat was started as an experiment mainly to see if I could recreate the vibes of a pre-launch Balatro. I used to love chatting in here all the time and every time I tried chatting here or in #š¹ć»game-discussion after launch, it was really hard for me to follow along and people got pretty rowdy very quickly. Honestly that could just be due to the increased number of users here now.
Anyway I made thunk chat in order to keep the vibes in check, but I also hated moderating it. It would have been nice if people wanted to participate in the way I was hoping, but I don't think that's what the users here wanted to do. For the most part they wanted to ask me questions, or meme, or agree with whatever I was saying, or suggest off topic things, or bring up gripes with the game because they saw I was there. Generally there's nothing wrong with those things but if the goal was for that channel to be a place where I could chat and hang out with players like I did pre-launch, then those things really messed up the vibe of that channel.
So I tried to moderate it more heavily than all the other channels to force that vibe and I think it's pretty clear that doesn't work either. It's unfortunate but I don't want to be the hard ass all the time, I don't like wearing that hat. It really bugged me that I felt I either had to 1984 things or just give up and not participate anymore.
Where I'm at now is that hopefully after 1.1 comes out the vibes will shift and I'll be in the normal channels here talking about the game like I used to. It's just been so long since there was any new content in the game so maybe when new content comes out it'll be different
anyway you'll still see me around here, I'm not crashing out, I just think that thunk chat has run it's course and I don't really enjoy policing it
og ultrakill discord server more or less had a similar thing, now it's private & the official one is the new blood server
I think honestly it might just not be possible to have the type of chat I'm thinking of, which is fine but I thought I would try. I didn't do it perfectly but I don't really know what else I could try
Like maybe I could make a Localthunk discord server, outside of Balatro and Playstack, and that would naturally be a smaller place for people to hang out in
but I only have one game lol so I think it'd end up being the same thing
š rip thunk chat. It was pretty cool when we were discussing what was a meal or a snack
maybe it could exist but the requirements to enter would need to be more strict
like having spent a long time in the server and having sent many messages
If it makes you feel better I think you did a fairly decent job, even tho I didn't talk too much in chill chat after sometime
which should naturally filter users to be ones who are more dedicated and reasonable
unfortunate that it can't be that way by itself
I'm quite salty that i missed that
Must be a fun conversation
I personally try to act as decent as possible towards everyone
these conversations can be done here kekw
I wish everyone was like that
like what defines if something is a chair or a table
hey no I'm not blaming the chatters, like I said I think people just want different experiences with an online chatroom
and that no longer lined up with what I was looking for
I mean, if meal needs to be sat down then it does require a chair? Or is sitting on the floor still a meal?
average type test question
people weren't being horrible to me or anything
That's good to know at least
do we commit to the eternal jimbo
Yes
I did feel towards the end it began turning into #š¹ć»game-discussion 2
The squeakquel
why not
Content drift, I think thatās kinda unavoidable in a server about Balatro to not talk about Balatro
I find the usage of eternals so hard
it's unavoidable in any large server
same
especially if i get them in early game
Yeah true. Again not blaming anyone, I think it just is what it is. I was trying to fit a square peg into a round hole
Don't wanna act decent to ppl who barely has social experience says something repeatedly and nonsensical stuff
if anything it's my fault for expecting that I can have a channel discuss things exactly how I want them to
that's not fair to the chatters
They're probably just kids tbh
Yea they're kids
I try to act nice to them but like they just saying the same thing again
Do think separate server might be better than a channel here though if and only if because of the fact weād run into Balatro talk which then means talking about content thatād fit in other channels; however that is just my 2 cents on it
Like a non playable character
Been there done that
So like why act nice when u can push them to practice socializing better
well it's also likely exciting for them to see the person who made the game they're having fun playing be right there and have the chance to talk to them
reminds me of someone who kept saying obscene stuff in public but bud is 18 (I believe he has a serious issue understanding the context of what he says)
If it was a hidden channel here rather than like "thunk's friend's chat" people would be begging the admins every few minutes to be let in tbh
still a person
I love Balatro local think
True but I do think itād still have content drift here so I canāt really come up with a solution around that
maturity exists in different ways, not everyone resists temptation
we all do
I am addicted
it is spreading in my college like a virus, I started it with a friend
i'm not only addicted i have an unhealthy obsession
it's not unhealthy
I made all my friends addicted
Unfortunately not a single ppl irl i know play balatro
not a bad start for a purple steak run š„©
I have a healthy obsession personally
just keep gambling and the +$20 will melt it all away
Because they're tapped in to a mid asf moba game
best balatro game I ever had was when I was instructing my noob friend what moves he can do lol
Either that or roblox Minecraft or they just don't play any game
or when I scored 600 million
If u can find hiker joker this would be pretty good build u know
my friends call me gambler thx by the game kek
My partners bosses husband is a teacher at a college and I ran into him at the climbing gym and he was telling me that some kids in his class were playing Balatro and not paying attention and he didn't know how to react lmao
yea unfortunately i won't because i know my luck
My mom thinks im Playing gambling poker game simply cuz the design looks like poker
did you see someone play balatro in a black mirror episode lol
U can defy ur luck by getting ur money up
I most certainly did
Majority here do, in part because of how approachable and well designed the game is. Iāll say it was word of mouth that got me into it and now Iām spreading the game around constantly as a talking point
Should've hit him with the Oppenheimer speech
U have retriggers so u can try make lucky cards
Also lucky cards make lucky cat spawn
oh yeah
I've never seen it in the wild even now
if the class is boring, there is someone on balatro
you are all just gaslighting me
I've heard it once
It's always crazy af when someone just recognizes the stuff you made. Someone once asked me "oh shit did you do those sick yugioh decks on reddit" and I was like wait are you like a fan
Itās funny because even people who Iām friends with that donāt game regularly Iāve convinced to play a lot of Balatro lol (as in well over 10 hours of playtime)
don't know who it was but someone I walked past was playing the music at least
welp there goes the promising run ā¹ļø
got needled
Noooo
mate thought I was on poker gambling my saves lol
Rip
U should've drawn more face cards...
watch this level 1 high card do it
yea because i can decide which cards i pull lol
WAIT
the high card ws enough
holy cow
yes
And banaaana
it's always stressful even if i feel like it's going to be enough
I'm all fucked up because if someone recognized me IRL I would have a panic attack
needle sucks for both 2 card and 5 card hand builds
š« that sucks, hope that doesn't happen.
Is it like an actual superhero/secret identity thing?
I don't know if it's a superhero thing, I made a video game lol I didn't stop a villain from poisoning a water supply
but it is a secret identity thing
it just kind of happened too
fair enough hah.
I was scared I was banned from thunk chat after asking about the state of the mobile version! Iām sorry if it was not the place š
Totally get that, staying somewhat anonymous definitely is nice
Thats valid af, people are scary
will balatro someday have a cool discord RPC? I have one with mods but it would be pretty if it was vanilla
How are people scary, I can't live without them
Bbut if u have social anxiety it's totally valid
I could
No bitches
People get parasocial relationships with others easily and those can get somewhat toxic. Happens a lot with anyone whoās blown up in popularity
It's just a weird situation because if my identity was public before launch it wouldn't have been such a big deal but if I do it now it's a whole thing
That ok
FUCK
no balatro
The mystique is real and damn it must suck
yay i found another eternal egg
Stuff like this is the reason I'm kinda scared of becoming like really popular
I got 11 jonklers in my last run
localthunk the idea vs localthunk the man
I'd honestly prefer a simpler life it sounds chill
I'm literally just a guy
46 in temperance value
But Iām happier to be a nobody than a somebody
Get a farm in the middle of nowhere
That stupid ass Mario the Man vs Mario the Idea paper lives rent free in my head
is that the 'stomping turties' one
real I found the greatest people ever in college
Hydrogen baby vs coughing bomb
guys i'm still bad at math do i bp chad or buskin
I don't wanna farm
Rdr reference
with all the balatro money
these quintillions of chips are prob worth something
Congratulations on blueprint's transition
how much is naneinf
lol
It absolutely is. stomping turts "way to go baby!" and the legendary "perchance."
you can't just say perchance
At least 2
perchance.
unsigned float
oh my god it's all clicking now
that paper is such
"art"
Though I say that and I'm after getting some more academic cred (publishing) so take that with a grain of salt
My cat is giving me anxiety by sitting on the balcony railing
She acting like she got 9 lives what an attitude š š
I met ConcernedApe and I asked how things were for him having his identity public and I was expecting him to have some war stories but he was like 'it's pretty cool actually'
like he just vibes with it
she probably wouldn't even take much fall damage but she'd probably run away and i'd never find her
It's different for everyone Ig
I love the idea of thinking how balatro code works internally cuz I did my 1st programming project using for loops, and now I can imagine the hell of loops and functions LOL
Stardew fans are nice af it's probably why he's chill with it
That too
Not a single weird stardew player
I think Balatro fans are nice
ConcernedApe always seemed like a chill af guy from how he interacts with the community
is it correct to correlate balatro players with engineers/programmers?
no
they are furries
this server is a subset
not really, a lot of people play balatro from all backgrounds
I don't think so. Balatro is extremely geared towards a much more casual audience, even more than most mainstream titles
My name is knuhtlacol, and I am EVIL
Oh hi Thunk
hello!
prob I'm making too much induction with my particular cases
š
Its just addition and multiplication I dont think you need to know how to clear a matrix with the Gauss Jordan method to get it
Balatro in my mind is a game designed really for everyone so hard to really categorize it as targetting a specific audience
There's like millions of balatro players it's not possible for all of them to be programmers
Or most
Cuz most haven't even beaten a gold stake run
me
I don't care about gold stake
ONE BALATRILLION SALES
I just want all the jonklers and decks
I think lots of the people here are more geared towards code because of the modding scene
And vouchers
they're just preparing to become programmers by practicing on blue stake 
They also like women
I wanna make a game someday but I know nothing about code
Unlike Factorio which I swear was made mostly for STEM-oriented people since my brain isn't tuned for it (doesn't make it less fun though)
but this server has what, 150k people and the game has sold like probably 8 mil units at this point?
Almost nothing
Balatro's methods of interactions - clicking cards on a static UI - is extremely accessible to causal players. Many non-gamers have difficulty with stuff like moving in 3D environments (specially first person), or even inputting more than one key at once. Even 2D platformers can be an extreme challenge to people not used to them, and Balatro (intentionally or otherwise) dodges all these pitfalls and is accessible to people who never played a video game in their life
And most chatters are like 10% of players
There are 8 million programmers in this world and they all play Balatro
Yeah that's true Palu. It's #facts
I suppose there is no way for me to refute this at the moment
I think I might be the only gay balatro player to not be invested in shipping jimbo but blue with jimbo but stupid
Ok but what language do they program mainly in? Is a balatro fan someone who does a lot of lua scripting?
Idk ask them
same! i've also had "some" ideas about what my ideal game would look like but coding on a higher scale (most i've done was a silly discord bot) looks so overwhelming sometimes 
It's the long road of making small games and slowly building up your skills
it's fun to learn things!
I'll either get into it one day or hire a programmer
rip ā¹ļø best start i've had in a while on purple stake
An edition that makes cards flame would be cool ngl
I learned Lua by making Balatro
And eventually one of your small games becomes a huge hit
that's why it is in my learning folder
Same here, I've got a lot of pitches and concepts but nothing that's materialized because I have my motivation zapped or I'm busy with something else
This is true as fuck, tho
how did you made it so optimized š
Like my projects are vibe code hell
lua starts arrays at 1 so i hate it without even trying it
my 6 y/o sister just passed me a cracked seed what on earth š„¹
Making art and concepts for the game and a programmer puts the vision to life sounds cool
Plus the oldest "game" concept I still think about would require a lot of physics code and I don't so much like that
matlab
rizzer
How does bro understand the game that much
the seed has rzz
i agree, i had so much fun doing my bot and just learning things over the course of the run, i think i got up to 700~ lines trying to make some economy things, but because it was python and python was easy 
after the delirium that is arrays at 0 anything breaking that norm sounds crazy
NO the seed has rzz
arrays should start at 1 don't @ me
any advice as for what i should look into? did you learn by yourself or watching tutorials was your way to go?
oh mb im dumb 
that was my 1st thought sorryyy
"I want to grab the 8th entry on the array, time to type 7!"
i will @ you
I mean it lowkey makes sense but
no
I am too java hard coded
i'm too C hard coded
I come from a background in C++ and arrays starting at 0 may have a very computery reason to exist but starting at 1 is how humans actualy use numbers
no idea if I'm into code
double ampersand... love double ampersand, love it making it easy for me to not have to do commands one at a time

I made games in C++ for like 6 years before I made Balatro
I can't code for shit
and the array thing always throws me off because what is the 50th entry in an array?
49?
rewrite balatro in c++ when (/s)
so why make balatro in a coding language you felt new in?
mobile port going to heat up even harder now damn
saying all balatro players are coders are forgetting the vast subset of us who spend like half our time just making fanart lol
I learned Java when i still took cs classes but i quit cuz there's not many good cs potential in my country
because learning is fun!
in assembly please
i mean have you looked in that channel
Speaking of I gotta make some fanart
this is true!
gay joker go brrr
well rollercoaster tycoon was written in assembly so this could work
Ah Java, learned some of it in my high school days but never touched it since. It's funny how a single teacher can make you enjoy a subject less for years after they were your instructor
I adore Lua now. I would like to go back to C++ but I actually love lua so much
it's such a great little language
Is lua easy to learn?
i learned C as my first language in trade school and i love it to this day
I hate java I prefer kotlin
i want to learn rpgmaker but that would require learning rpgmaker
Lua looks awesome, I should try to learn it
I like aseprite 
Csharp is apparently better java
I watched an overview video on gdscript personally
as a CS student I know it's importance and usefulness and its everything but DAAAAAAAAMN STOP BEING SO JAVA
at least its not JS
I've never gotten into coding, I'm friends with multiple cs majors
public static void main string args amirite fellas
coding hard
JS is more flawed in being Java than Java itself
I took digital design instead
i'm not a fan of OOP anyway
Javascript is the old man who makes phone bad book good comics
get out of here with the language elitism
Fair, I'm a public management student so I've never really touched programming in a long time. I guess R Statistics counts though it's been a long time
I made a cute java project that was supposed to be done in pairs but my code mate refuses to learn coding
Oh hey I watch your videos š
Oh yeah I used to do R for my job
I like R too, it's so different
it's very much a stats language
I'm a comms major I can barely turn on a computer š
i tried to learn R at one point but it didn't feel like my thing at all
Actually makes me wonder if someone has tried programming a game using R, it's designed for stats but it would be super interesting to see someone try to use it for gamedev
[Insert vegeta gif]
So called code mate...
I swear to god the code experience my mate gave me was so shitty a rock would have been better
i took four years of cs in hs and learned/remembered nothing
at least i learned digital art
Oh my god they were code mates
I once thought JavaScript and Java were the same
I took only half a year but still vividly remember it
project mate to be specific cuz code? No
I coded a fake myspace page half ass kinda
that was fun
Wow roffle is really crashing out rn
What's happening
Literally this is a project where I saw pairs that have more or less more experience than me fail, but I passed it all by myself lol
sorry iām half watching his stream
It is feasible though since people have made games in Excel before, although not quite games in the same sense most people think of them
I can't watch streams rn cuz i have bad internet
i have almost 4 years of software engineering left and i sure hope i learn something
Roffle should make his chat behind a paywall cuz some of his chatters pmo so bad
Since when did children get rich enough to pay for it ..
Yeah im not referring to u obviously
lol
Lmao
Were you there when the meteor hit

September
damn i still lose
I'm like 17
I feel so bad for roffle sometimes, I already get exhausted streaming to a fraction of as many people as he does and bro does it for hours and hours
what is exactly c++ in balatro?
No i was there when the cambrian explosion started
completionist++
a
gold sticker on every jimbo
Wow y'all are young, I'm almost 25
flare ur streams are fire dw abt it
I'm turning 20 this year it's kinda insane
ur volume is kinda hard to hear sometimes tho
He's equivalent of like a nice teacher with a class full of stone brains
nono I'm saying roffle's mental fortitude is insane
the worst part is that it used to be even worse
To have that maturity and patience is really impressive actually
can a balatro run go on forever or there's a point where it ends?
To tolerate those type of children
HS chatters are so much worse than balatro chatters
should i risk the hexed chad
ankh because what if double bs
oh wait chad isn't eternal
itās gonna get so much worse when summer vacation rolls around
heres to hoping i find luchador in time!
Will never tap in to hearthstone š
Balatro will eventually end once you hit naneif if you aren't using mods
Roffle is like the elementary school teacher
the game forces out at ante 39 without mods yeah
U know u probably wanna sell showman cuz he gets funny...
I can see it ngl
it crashes?
escaping hearthstone is like not letting the crabs in the barrel pull you back in
roffle has to deal with extra shit due to the trans charity + being popular
ive only got one other uncommon tho
He reminds me of alot of my teachers at school doing their best until in the end nobody appreciates their efforts
can just sell that
Kinda punches me in the gut
Nope just an end screen (I forget if it's a win/loss screen since I've not seen it in a while)
Children can be cruel
Immature yeah cruel no
And on my main account/profile never hit naneif, I'm too obsessed with trying to gold sticker everything to worry about ante-limits
jimbo the idea vs jimbo the man
U can still educate them before they turn cruel when they become older
i think if you want people to just act normal with an active stream you should hang out in docs or bears
Aight chat smell you later - remember to be excellent to each other!
Past ante-8 secured a sticker already so endless is really just the victory lap
See u later thunk š
purple stake is about to make me crash out
i lost a run to rolling down so many times for luchador that my bootstraps lost all their value (director's cut was in the shop and i didnt notice :[ )
jimbo the joker vs jimbo the dialogue
everyone knows jimbo is cool as fuck. but who knows what he's thinking? who knows why he "+4 mult"s? and why do we think of him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent) dr. pepper? perchance
i didn get it
Yea 1st time playing purple is very tedious
it's not my first time
But once u start using obelisk.... It's blissful
there IS one other plan i have tho
well i haven't completed it but i've tried it so many times
i do not like the obelisk
i picked up a swashbuckler
and i have alot of value in my jokers
and some stone cards
so i can STILL play high card and possibly barely get the win
dr diet soda
so true tho...
been an honor bois
i believe it was Kant who said "experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play"
jimbo exhibits experience by adding mult every day, but he exhibits theory by saying [unintelligible noises], keep it up, baby!
misclicked hex instead of ankh
DAMN IT
ripp
fr
batro
She Ba on my La till I Tro
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was doing some algebra excercises with a friend and one of them mentioned CARDS and it also asked to find the PROBABILITY to arrange a few SUIT CARDS at a specific PATTERN so all I could do was start tweaking and say in a loop BALATRO BALATRO BALATRO BALATRO
normal human behavior
me skipping 1st round coz it has rare joker (real)
Whst
i will forever hate the -1 discard on blue stake
or at least until 1.1 when the stake gets reworked iirc
underrated early game combo
small blind skip is only worth it if it's like a foil joker on plasma deck or an investment tag imo
cause like i once skipped the small blind ended up not being able to buy clearance sale (lost the run)
Hi
if it's ante 1 it's always worth skipping for a rare because best case scenario you get a bs/bp or some other good rare and worst case scenario you have to reset the run but on ante 1 it doesn't even matter
I didn't know they were compatible
raised fist counts as a 'held in hand' ability so they are
i didn't know either until i randomly tried if it works
Hi
sometimes skipping the first blind pays off lol
guess we playing hands that have pairs
it's nice finding a mime early on but you'd need like some steel cards to go along with it (and/or gold cards for money) (and also some jokers with in-hand effects)
Mimic is nice until you realize that you have 0 enhanced cards in deck š
Is there a solution to losing all your progress in ios????
I was searching but only find comments about 4 months ago, has the devs find something already?
Anyone wanna join my java Minecraft server/SMP DM me
Saving progress in cloud?
Only if there's a Balatro mod on it š
Thatās the thing
The achievements still there but files profiles appear as zero
I complete wins on the th3 green red blue black qns yellow d3ck are you guys proud of me
I'm proud of u son
I lov u

Contact with game support if there's a solution ā¤ļøāš©¹
99% of balatro fans are spanish
in case you didn't know
Prove it
they have the best memes at least
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Also prove it š„·šæ
Yes
Fascinating
i've accidentally learnt some spanish because of various balatro meme groups and shi

Balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro
Eyeyeyeyey
THAT'S HILARIOUS LIKE BRO WHAT ššš
4th gold stake
Aaaaaaqui eeeeeel rich eennnnnn Minecraft
+5 gold stickers
Thnak you father
ESOOO COĆO!!
Black deck is honestly the best deck
PERRO SANXE!!!
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I also enjoy a big black deck
A big and fat black deck
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Soy brasileƱoš
Ah bueno, aun me queda sacar al fantasmón š»
You have a great culture and i love Brasil
Me too bro me too if only the people behidn yhe big ones werent always so mean though
Like theyrr always so damn fucking mean
Like i5 cant just be me
Like bro theyrr so fucking meaannnn bru
-2 hands
Yk what? 1 hand +6 hand size
Que pensai del momo?
-2 hand size it is
No dont please..
thanks for the feedback
Its my favourite
WHAT
-6 hand size sounds balanced
Elo localthunk
-2 handsize and 5 joker slots
I lov u
server owner talks on their own server
So it isn't op anymore
what a concept
Im gonna actually find you bro
Please š¤
U deserve the worst in life
Bro is cooking š„š„š„š
Its a pve game
šæ
Localthunk there's your next employee
-7 hand size -4 joker slots all jokers are eternal
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good luck
Yes unheard of
Momo te haces el que llora por los nenes pobres y el que te dejó llorando fue viruzz
can we have a deck that has like +10 joker size but like 2 cards in hands at max
Doc's dream
the suspiciously threatening small blind
no idea who is doc
we skip those
i cant imagine how hard would it be with gold stake
OHH
Sabes? Ayer me respondió Localthunk.
the balatro university
"i wish there was a gamemode that increased joker slots at the cost of handsize..."
the trivial five card draw challenge deck:
the usually quite helpful but currently detrimental tags that only give money:
thank you for this info
Bruh
š
I summoned exodia bro pls believe me
LA PLANTA!
The plant takes another victim
the "new run" button you can hit an endless amount of times until you get a useful skip tag for early game:
Nah bro I'll play numbers next time
Mi mayor pesadilla
imagine how many ppl will be naming their kids Jimbo because of this game
The plant reaps another good run
i don't think the 10 joker slots will be worth it
What does that mean
In better real scale
baron irl
What
nah im naming my son Joker and making his middle name Joker like every card
My biggest nightmare
Same bruh
is this your oppenheimer moment
WHAT
š
JIMBO BALATRO RODRIGUEZ MAMANI
wouldn't it be kinda hype to see jimbo percentage spike
wouldn't be a new concept, people naming kids after currently popular media things
I want to see the 'Odd Todd' percentage spike
My son's name bouta be spare trousers
atne 1 perishable photograph and perishable hanging chad
its gonna be a sad 5 rounds
not enough names with bakes in adjectives these days
oh yeah todd and steven are great candidates too
I'm naming my child "green joker"

Bro I swear
no like Odd Todd Jones
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Hello, I'm Odd Todd McMurphy
Madness Smith
Ancient Joker Ramirez
meet my newborn son Plasma Deck
Eternal hanging chad smith
Even Steven Jackson
Hello. Im a banana that you muted:(
Blue Joker Tucker
why don't you become cavendish
this is my friend Flower Pot Johnson
Bro
Cavendish isnāt as cool
Cavendish would be a fire name for a chimpanzee
The percentage of Perkeos we gonna have... ššš
nah you wild for that š„
Card sharp da silva š
"Hello these are my children credit card, 8 ball, chaos the clown, egg, turtle bean, and driver's license"
Canio Alpereira šš
The World Brando
Cavendish is the cooler daniel, bruh
yknow there may be genuinely a very small spike in people with the names of the legendary jokers
I would love to be named mail in rebate
4 Dollars Of Interest Jenkins
Sock N. Buskin
The Plant Grayson is gonna be the quiet kid in school bro šš
Melvin Mult
John Ć2
MELVIN MULT
Sounds kinda fire tho
Charlie Chips
i have once again accidentally made high card my strongest hand because of burnt jonkler
please, Drunkard was my father's name.. call me Juggler
Please, mr. bones is my father. Call me bone jr.
That's gonna be my next pet name I swear
100%
Hell yeah
- 1 mult per. card
Melvin Mult had it's own unused sprite
per. card
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