🎙・server-chat

[steel nimbus]

WHAT

11 billion ante 5 thats nice

[silver cliff]

does a high card hand with a stone card trigger seeing double if the high card is clubs

noooooooooo

[limpid tree]

this is an impostor

someone has replaced roffle

[queen escarp]

God I remember what fool I used to be

"Isn't credit card basically free money?"

[limpid tree]

green deck credit card vagabond

[safe ledge]

she wont get off it's 2 am

it's started

[limpid tree]

the devil tempted them and the devil won.

now she is worth $3 when kept in hand when round ends

[safe ledge]

darn

one of the cooler friends in that server

I'm just waiting to show her modded someday, pokermon is first

[mystic nymph]

Ended up finding Canio as well

[blissful berry]

Man it's kind of BS that Flower pot dosent specify that the cards have to score for it to activate even though it does.

"poker hand' is too vague

[wanton steeple]

I dunno how this worked lmao

Bull, bus, and runner and stuntman

all runner was is an extra x1.5 mult because plychrome lmao

[obsidian relic]

unseeded naneinf run

finds early perkeo
finds cryptid
finds baron
finds invis and ecto
finds blueprint
never find mime
rolls too much
sad
dies

[wise plaza]

Oh showman

[limpid tree]

alright, nearly got all green stakes done

all that's left is erratic

[neon mulch]

You should Balatro yourself NOW!

[mellow bolt]

[limpid tree]

he's got all you'll want and all you'll ever need

[jovial marsh]

i think imma lose this ante ngl

[limpid tree]

now, take that quadruple scary face.

[neon mulch]

Depends on what you get

[limpid tree]

could be fine with triboulet

[jovial marsh]

i got yorick

[limpid tree]

i mean that's alright too

[jovial marsh]

yur

[limpid tree]

gold stake though

gonna take 2 blinds to get it up to 2x

unless you have extra discards

[jovial marsh]

yea unfortunately

[jovial marsh]

nah

this my deck btw

[neon mulch]

Sell the Yorick and all-in red

[limpid tree]

trying to get completionist+ has been long and hard and i'm like, not even halfway there lol

don't sell the yorick that's just dumb

[jovial marsh]

wdym

[jovial marsh]

thats what i thought

[neon mulch]

I was memeing

[limpid tree]

even if it does nothing rn yorick can scale quick, especially with certain jokers

[jovial marsh]

im trynna get 100% and i only have last 3 acheivemets left

[jovial marsh]

frr

[limpid tree]

i mean on gold stake if you discard all 10 cards possible, you've basically got a madnes that doesn't destroy jokers since you'll usually get +1x per ante

[meager plank]

I got bit by a tick today

[jovial marsh]

yurp

[meager plank]

Just 1

[limpid tree]

bro took a single tick of damage

[meager plank]

I was at target and they had no pokemon cards 😔

I haven’t been able to find any at all lately

[jovial marsh]

last set was the final sun and moon in my opinion

[meager plank]

I have a holographic mew

[jovial marsh]

ive decided i hate the flint

I HAD 2 POLY PHOTOS AND A YORICK

[limpid tree]

FUCK THE FLINT MANNN

[jovial marsh]

YESSS

[limpid tree]

i had 4 e's worth of space in point scoring

[jovial marsh]

BARON AND MIME???

[meager plank]

@jovial marsh

[jovial marsh]

W

[meager plank]

The holographic is really cool

[jovial marsh]

my best cards a golden lunala gx 😞😞😞

[meager plank]

It’s only shiny in the background so it looks like the rock is floating

[limpid tree]

2 barons (one negative), blueprint, brainstorm, mime, reserved parking, then like 3 negative useless jokers

[jovial marsh]

ion have any older cards unfortuantely

[mellow bolt]

Guys, how should I move the cards to score more points? Or do you think it's good as it is 😭😭😭

[meager plank]

This card is only worth $180 PSA10 and it’s my best card so it’s ok

[jovial marsh]

GODDAMN

[meager plank]

And mine is bent since I never had proper storage

[jovial marsh]

oh daum

[jovial marsh]

ooh ow

[limpid tree]

doesn't matter what order your jokers are in rn

[meager plank]

I really want an elite trainer box, I never got one as a kid but they don’t exist I guess

[jovial marsh]

good as is

[jovial marsh]

unfortunately\

[limpid tree]

i would've won if it weren't flint.

i rerolled off of plant

[jovial marsh]

pokemons just gone so downhill recently

[jovial marsh]

YEA ME TOO

[meager plank]

My target and Walmart used to restock every Thursday and now they restock once a month if you’re lucky and they sell out in 5 minutes

[limpid tree]

i got into the online pocket game

[jovial marsh]

thats arguably worse for you rn

[limpid tree]

it's kinda neat

[jovial marsh]

alr

[limpid tree]

plant is instant death

[jovial marsh]

im hoping legands za is good 😞🙏

[limpid tree]

flint is better for me but i still just like, lose

[limpid tree]

nice

[meager plank]

Don’t get addicted

[inner gazelle]

Same

[meager plank]

Not good

At least I didn’t spend any money

[limpid tree]

i haven't either

i have a good selection of ex and rare cards

[meager plank]

I haven’t pulled the card I’ve wanted since the first 3 packs

[jovial marsh]

@meager plank ion have it on me rn but this my best card

[meager plank]

That’s awesome

[jovial marsh]

ty

[meager plank]

I never got anything rarer than this one funny card

[jovial marsh]

wait ill take a pic of the front page of my binder and dm it to you if i can find it

[meager plank]

This is the rarest card I have

Idk where it is rn

Also in bad condition

[jovial marsh]

daum

[worn gust]

Wtf is this run even about 😭

[elfin briar]

i love glow up the voucherf rom the hit game balala jokerpoker

[magic swan]

oh how i underestimated lucky cat

[elfin briar]

looks inside
photochad

[inner gazelle]

MOOOOOOOO

[inner gazelle]

FUCK PHOTOCHAD

[elfin briar]

nick checks out

[mild jewel]

uhh

[rich meteor]

anybody played balatro on like any psychedelic before

[stable isle]

localfunc

[rich meteor]

i feel like on acid balatro would go so crazy

[stable isle]

no but I imagine it would be the best gaming experience ever

[rich meteor]

im gonna try it i will report my findings soon

[stable isle]

ok go ahead

update me on the situation

[slim junco]

Suffering in sucess

[dry briar]

:pro:

[small hemlock]

Good morning chat

[dry briar]

yo

gm

[small hemlock]

Time to suffer today

Even more cause I'll do awful runs 😔

[grave spear]

hello chat

[ionic osprey]

1 sus

[quiet igloo]

Hmmmm

[wise plaza]

The synergies

[slim junco]

Scary face out

[mild jewel]

sell canio for 10g

good econ

[wise plaza]

Its x28 why sell it, glass ix 10

[mild jewel]

its worth an entire 10g

[knotty sparrow]

think of the g's

[zenith bridge]

Can someone explain to me what the idol does

[knotty sparrow]

you play it in a deck with exactly 1 card type

so it always hits that one as a requirement and you make it repeat with jokers like chad

[zenith bridge]

So let’s say for example you only have red seal spade kings

It only triggers for red seal spade kings?

[knotty sparrow]

yes

well no

not seal

spade kings

seals will still proc

but they are not a part of the requirement

just suit and rank

[prisma spoke]

Guys, I am in a run Rn on gold stake and I wanna know if the glitch with mr bones that if you run out of hands is going to work.. because i can get the mr bones and avance to someone ante idk

Does It work still?

Or is it only on the seed??

I never understand it

[glacial sequoia]

I believe it'll come back later

[glacial sequoia]

what?

oh, you need to run out of cards and have more than 1 Mr. Bones

[echo sand]

still waiting for my deck to arrive cuz i preordered too late 😭

[delicate forge]

do I need more poly photographs??!?

[echo sand]

what you need is a hanging chad

3 is probably enough photos

but if you can get more then that would be insane

[wise plaza]

maxed at x50 canio and x25 glass

[glacial sequoia]

nice

[wanton steeple]

did u have a duplicate mr. bones? Doesn't having two of them bug the game out?

[rose oak]

yeah mr bones does that

[queen escarp]

im 9 day balatro free :D

[robust warren]

9 days free from digital crack

[brisk pendant]

I know what idol is gonna hit next

[zenith comet]

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One message removed from a suspended account.

[elfin tapir]

i’d love to see more ‘died to ____’ messages at the end of the game

like ‘died to 0 cards in deck’

[stable isle]

localthunk told me I should try love2d like a month ago

I am just now getting into this

it is actually so much nicer than godot

godot required rocket science to just make sure the scene was cohesive

but this is just nice

[hearty hamlet]

is there a specific strategy to unlock editions? i really want the negative type, but idk if its just "get lucky in the shop"

[stable isle]

try negative skip tag

you'll see it somewhere in a run if you get lucky

then you are guaranteed to hit a negative joker

same can be done with poly, foil, and holo

[abstract solstice]

what happens if you put Blueprint as leftmost card and right next to it u put Brainstorm? they will copy themselves eternally with no effect ? till ram overflow?

[stable isle]

"incompatible" I assume

hold on I can check the source code

no it has a check to make sure that it doesn't do that

no particle accelerator build :(

[near spindle]

Yo, do Eternal Food Jokers still get eaten?

I just never bothered getting one since they always appeared at a time I didn't need them/without the negative modifier

[knotty sparrow]

a based showman??

https://imgur.com/8SIJBVR

[heavy wing]

average roffle run

[brisk zinc]

chat if you could combine the effects of 2 decks which ones would you choose

[heavy wing]

erratic and plasma

also based nokotan avi

[brisk zinc]

lol ty

never seen a single episode of the anime

evilamanda

[heavy wing]

average slice of life fan

has 1 person even watched azumanga like i swear im the only person whos watched it but osaka is like everywhere

[viscid quiver]

worth watching

[near spindle]

We mailing in Rebates no more

[heavy wing]

nah unless they have seed money or a gold seal showman gotta go

rebate is too good

top 3 joker

[near spindle]

Ok well that's an exaggeration

[heavy wing]

nah im fr

[brisk zinc]

should i sell the family for this

4oaks are so rare anyway

[heavy wing]

satellite kind of sucks

[near spindle]

My top 3 are

• Blueprint
• Brainstorm
• Yorick

[brisk zinc]

money

[near spindle]

I consider copying jokers more useful than any of the legendaries tbh

[heavy wing]

blueprint, trib and rebate

[near spindle]

None of the legendaries are bad per se

[heavy wing]

i love when my brainstorm copies my odd todd 🙏

[brisk zinc]

also on plasma deck should i copy buskin or scary face if i'm playing face cards

[near spindle]

Best feeling on the century

[heavy wing]

sock

[brisk zinc]

aight

[near spindle]

Odd Todd is actually so good lol

Atleast, to me

[heavy wing]

any non scaling chip jokers except like stuntman are just eh

i love a stuntman run

[brisk zinc]

i don't like a small hand

[heavy wing]

how did i spell it wrong twice

[brisk zinc]

i did a run with a 5 card hand once and that was pain

[heavy wing]

just wait till u get a 5 card deck run

[brisk zinc]

the pillar:

[near spindle]

I did a 5 card run recently purely to get hit the road

Hit The Road is so silly

[heavy wing]

skipping the blinds:

[brisk zinc]

how are you skipping boss blinds

or do you mean reroll voucher

[heavy wing]

no i mean skip the small and big blinds

when u get the pillar

[brisk zinc]

ohh true

i'm slow

[west void]

the humble highcard

[heavy wing]

true!

trying to explain to a new balatro player that high card is the best hand

[west void]

and not flush

[brisk zinc]

sometimes smeared just ruins my day

[heady bolt]

funné number

[young bolt]

Hehe fni number

[west void]

sell it

[west void]

perfection

[haughty cedar]

crazy gamburger

[knotty sparrow]

the showman turned negative and it keeps on giving

https://imgur.com/z8Ckj0Z

and one of the barons became poly

[heady bolt]

the queen might be sad when she hears this

[knotty sparrow]

good thing she's a woman and she has no say in things

[brisk zinc]

doing something

oh and i have dna too

[shadow canyon]

I need some help making a choice should I sell of one photos for sac or no ?

[candid jackal]

heyyyyyy
buying balatro on my switch when im home
thats why i joined

[shadow canyon]

👋 hi

[brisk zinc]

big score inc

only one glass broke wtf

[viscid zenith]

w miriko pfp and w investment

[brisk zinc]

this holo is at x13 now lol

finally e without photochad

even tho i do have the chad part

[wet hull]

its the giga chad thats why

[west void]

glass cards?

[brisk zinc]

yep

red seal too because i had cert for quite a long time

[west void]

5oak or something else?

[brisk zinc]

full house

i had it at level 20 so it was way higher mult than 5oak

[west void]

ah lol

the casino dealer when I show up with my level 35 highcard and win everytime (infinite money glitch)

[slender bane]

first run of the day

[west void]

I need that D:

[high drift]

Which one should I sell

[knotty sparrow]

why would you sell

real gamers don't care about conforming to the game's rules

[brisk zinc]

i'm a square joker hater

[high drift]

I wanna pivot into pair

With gojo and sly joker

But square + supernova is also okay

Though scale slower a bit

Hmm

Sell square only ?

[coral anchor]

mmm, delicious

[balmy wren]

Would a face card only deck be fun to try or nah?

[west void]

Mad World

[shadow canyon]

It would if you have photo and chad plus something to retreger it

[brisk zinc]

baron + mime

[west void]

this is just a face card only deck but yu have an eternal buisnesscard

[slim junco]

the mark or the plant would kill you

[brisk zinc]

mark probably not

at worst you get a 2 pair if you just select 5 random cards

plant for sure tho

[balmy wren]

Im still kinda new got black stake and below on all decks done but i have no idea what yall talk about with mad world? Is that a combo of cards?

[brisk zinc]

it's a challenge afaik

i should start playing challenges

[balmy wren]

Oh yea i see it lol thanks! Still a face card only deck would be fun i reckon :p

[knotty blaze]

Until you run into the evil and intimidating Plant

[balmy wren]

Hopefully encounter the reroll boss voucher 🙂

[stiff olive]

God. Damn it.

[unborn musk]

Full copy Chad and make them lucky trust

[stiff olive]

Yeah, that's what I did, but sadly it wasn't nearly enough lol

[unborn musk]

Devastating

[stiff olive]

Truly

[flint copper]

You should’ve sold all your Jokers as peace offerings

[unborn musk]

Sucks to see a good run killed before it’d really take off

[unborn musk]

Trvth

Nvke

[stiff olive]

Yeah, especially since I was easily winning the whole way except for the one where it actually mattered

It was my first run with erratic deck though, so pretty fun all in all

[unborn musk]

My dumb ass lost a (seeded) ante 25 run to the clubs boss because I forgot to reroll

I had 7 brainstorm/blueprints

[stiff olive]

God damn

Guess you just have to redo the whole run and just do that one thing differently

[unborn musk]

Eh. I’ve already seen everything relevant

I could get back to ante 25 easily and probably naneinf but I already know the seed too well

[magic swan]

i have unlocked everything but this one fella right here

[unborn musk]

Who that

[magic swan]

IDK

[unborn musk]

Satellite?

No I think it’s on the same page as brainstorm

[stiff olive]

All of them having the notification icon too lol

[unborn musk]

That’s why I never check that screen

I’ve got most of the good stuff unlocked

The main thing I’m missing is probably a couple of the rare n-of-a-kind jokers and satellite iirc

[humble grotto]

hi twinks

[unborn musk]

I have more testosterone in my left ball than you have in your entire body

That being said I am missing one, so hi :3

[stiff olive]

Are we all twinks in this server? o.o

I sure hope so

[humble grotto]

im sure u do ngl

[stiff olive]

Do you ever use the pick-up line "hey girl, I only have one testicle, can I borrow yours?"

I think that one would be very effective

[unborn musk]

Considering that the last time I talked to a girl who wasn’t a family member for more than 15 minutes was like a year ago… no no I haven’t

[stiff olive]

Damn, that is a long time

At least you won't get cooties

[unborn musk]

Trvth nvke

[stiff olive]

I think all pick-up lines need to start with "hey girl" regardless of the person's gender though

If dude can be gender neutral, so can girl

[unborn musk]

Truth

[shadow canyon]

Fr

I was trying to open discord but I accidentally opening balatro

[stiff olive]

The gods are trying to tell you something

[granite portal]

It's a sign

[viscid quiver]

bro shits happening to me too

[shadow canyon]

Balatro addiction is wild

[viscid quiver]

indeed

[viscid quiver]

balatro is so close to discord that i very often click on Balatro

[viscid quiver]

you have folders tho

[shadow canyon]

Excley

Excaly

Ecxly

Indeed

[viscid quiver]

addiction is strong

[vernal tartan]

seance

[coral anchor]

Guys, Balatro mods won't work on linux for some reason

I even copied over the files from my pc

pls help

[shadow canyon]

How many hours weekly do spend on balatro?

[viscid quiver]

Too much

i don't even count them

depends on how boring lessons at school are

[verbal bobcat]

buy two bananas ante 1 and neither die in 4 antes :(

[viscid quiver]

dang

wild

[viscid quiver]

do we live in same country?

[viscid quiver]

time zone is the same

[viscid quiver]

holy

[shadow canyon]

Idk Maybe what language does yours speak?

[viscid quiver]

🗣️🇵🇱

polish

[shadow canyon]

🗣️ 🇷🇸

[viscid quiver]

hold on

Latvia?

[shadow canyon]

Nah Serbia

[viscid quiver]

ahh so you're russian

airtight

[shadow canyon]

Nah Libyan

[viscid quiver]

oh damn

i suck at countries knowledge

[knotty sparrow]

man you are clueless about him

it's all right there

[viscid quiver]

yeah i am

[shadow canyon]

Something before I go to sleep
I imagine playing balatro

[midnight berry]

Hello

[shadow canyon]

Hi 👋

[midnight berry]

I never knew balatro had a discord

[shadow canyon]

Welcome to the discord 🎉

[viscid quiver]

now you know

[viscid quiver]

it's all of us

[midnight berry]

Indeed I do know now as balatro has consumed my life

[viscid quiver]

all of us brotha

[shadow canyon]

What's you guys favorite joker?

[harsh elk]

i like aladeen

from wadiya]

[viscid quiver]

and Brianstorm

[shadow canyon]

Me to

[gritty falcon]

where can you ask about modmaking stuff

[viscid quiver]

that's really aladeen

[harsh elk]

#⚙・modding-general

[viscid quiver]

peak movie

aladeen af

"Dictator"?

[harsh elk]

yep

[viscid quiver]

that was the title

nice i don't have dementia

maybe

that movie is wild as hell

did you watch Borat tho?

[harsh elk]

I DID

LMAO

both movies give off the same energy

[viscid quiver]

bro 💀💀💀 shit was hell insane

since all of the people were here like they weren't acting

Sacha Baron Cohen was the only actor

[viscid quiver]

yes

but Borat is more insane

[reef escarp]

its so nice of the game to give me 10 polychromes in my aura but no deja vu in every pack 🫠

[shadow canyon]

I immediately thought of DNA when I sew this video

[lone pivot]

🥀

[midnight berry]

I feel ya

[shrewd wigeon]

my dream has come true

I finally completed a run with only stencils 🥹

on gold stake too

[vernal tartan]

so simple yet i never feel safe banking on one suit because of those bosses

[olive ferry]

blaltro

d

[midnight berry]

Wow

Just wow

[olive ferry]

lolcalthurt

balarto

muldd and chits

joke

hello everyone

[shrewd wigeon]

I dunno if its an actually impressive feat but I've been dreaming of doing this since the first time I discovered the Joker

anyway thanks

[midnight berry]

Its impressive to me

[shrewd wigeon]

hello

[midnight berry]

As I’m still stuck on purple stake

With all joker options

[olive ferry]

hi MagicalWeeb

ive met a lot of weebs

but not a magical one

[shrewd wigeon]

my kind do tend to be quite rare

[olive ferry]

woaw

what makes you magical then

[shrewd wigeon]

uhhhh

I'm cute!

kidding

[olive ferry]

thats already very magical

some of the weebs i've met are not very cute

[shrewd wigeon]

aw thanks

[shrewd wigeon]

yeah I can see that

[olive ferry]

yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah

[brisk zinc]

wraith gave me the worst possible rare for 15 minute city

[olive ferry]

hey you dont do my stuntman like that

[brisk zinc]

it's 15 minute city

[olive ferry]

what is 15 minute city

[brisk zinc]

a challenge that has eternal ride the bus and twice the amount of face cards

[verbal bobcat]

....how?

[brisk zinc]

so a -2 hand size kinda sucks

if you don't want the bus to reset

[verbal bobcat]

that's actually probably the best rare

just play high cards and you win automatically

[vernal tartan]

trust the process

[brisk zinc]

no i sold the process

[vernal tartan]

[brisk zinc]

i have a better plan

[verbal bobcat]

hope you lose /j

[vernal tartan]

hope you lose /srs

[olive ferry]

hope you lose /hj

[shrewd wigeon]

hope you win

[brisk zinc]

no promises

i'm not good at challenges

[vernal tartan]

[olive ferry]

everytime i see a /hj theres always this question that pops in my head that goes "which half" and its so stupid unfunny that its so stupid funny

[olive ferry]

[brisk zinc]

time to hang people (use hanged man on face cards)

[viscid quiver]

yes

[brisk zinc]

finally got both

[noble wagon]

i think your copy is a bit uhhh bugged

[brisk zinc]

totally normal bp and brainstorm nothing to see here

[verbal glade]

Cute

[viscid quiver]

oh damn they turned into waifus

[brisk zinc]

the only reason i learned how to mod this game

[viscid quiver]

u fr?

[brisk zinc]

yes

[viscid quiver]

lol

[brisk zinc]

i mean i might try some fun mods later but i just wanted this

[viscid quiver]

it's not really a mod it's just texture pack

[brisk zinc]

i know but you do it the same way

[viscid quiver]

yeah

just different folders

[novel mica]

We have balatro at home

[brisk zinc]

lmao

[viscid quiver]

bro da hell

[verbal glade]

My friend made mod witch replaced some jokers to Everlasting Summer inspired

[novel mica]

There's so many jokers I dont even have them all to change their textures

[verbal glade]

You not ready to see Michel & Cavendish

[viscid quiver]

do it

[brisk zinc]

of course i get the amber acorn when i have bp and bs

[viscid quiver]

show us

[viscid quiver]

dang

[brisk zinc]

i have retcon tho but -$10

[verbal glade]

What pot of greed spouse to mean?

[viscid quiver]

me and my friend made cursed textures for jokers too

and some sounds

[novel mica]

AND I PLAY POT OF GREED TO DRAW 3 ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK that's the meme

[verbal glade]

Also soul is different

[lofty agate]

oh oh

[verbal glade]

I know that meme just wanted to know witch card it replaced

[grizzled portal]

How to mąkę txt packs?

[novel mica]

Most of the heart suite

[grizzled portal]

Make

[viscid quiver]

polak?

[grizzled portal]

Yep

I love autokorekta

[viscid quiver]

o siema

[brisk zinc]

first challenge done :D

[viscid quiver]

epic

[verbal glade]

peak

[grizzled portal]

What do you think about Nawrocki ...questionable behaviour during debata prezydencka

[brisk zinc]

managed to get rid of almost all face cards with death and hangman

[lofty agate]

ok?

[grizzled portal]

We should move to #🃏・off-topic

[viscid quiver]

tak

[grizzled portal]

How to add textures

I have many silly ideas

[viscid quiver]

Trzaskowski pedal, Nawrocki kinda nie taki bad

zdania są podzielone

[grizzled portal]

To ja troche odwrotnie mam ale poglądy nie są najwazniejsze

[viscid quiver]

no ta

[cobalt gyro]

Guys not everyone talks polish

[grizzled portal]

I know

[cobalt gyro]

Just put up my bro on balatro, bro got it now

[grizzled portal]

#🃏・off-topic

[viscid quiver]

znaczy każdy polityk to szuja ja już sam nie wiem na kogo głosować

[cobalt gyro]

?

[brisk zinc]

polish politics in my balatro server

[cobalt gyro]

Fr

[viscid quiver]

lol

[grizzled portal]

We should move there

[viscid quiver]

yes

albo priv

[cobalt gyro]

Damn my friend got 4 runs with legendaries in one day, two perkeos trib and negative chicot

[zealous carbon]

can i play mod cryptid with out new jokers?

[brisk zinc]

mad world done (2nd challenge)

yes i had photochad

[opal fog]

my riffraff just created another riffraff

[brisk zinc]

lol

[knotty sparrow]

even better

it created a showman who made it possible to create another riffraff

like a self multiplying machine

[opal fog]

[icy herald]

Damn i didnt know they made showman common

[vernal tartan]

the play here is to remove burnt fist and showmna

[icy herald]

Burned joker asw

Maximum chance of negative jokers

[vernal tartan]

found this challenge pretty fun to be honest, wasnt really difficult at all either

[brisk zinc]

yeah it wasn't, i beat it first try

it was fun tho i agree

[opal fog]

true i once found a scary and happy face and the challenge became a blessing

[brisk zinc]

i had both of those too

and photochad

[shy thorn]

Hello does anyone have a issue on iOS unlocking gold stake? I've beaten orange stake 3 times on black deck unseeded but gold stake won't unlock. Can anyone help with this issue?

[vernal tartan]

same with me haha, smiley face is great

[vernal tartan]

this just happens sometimes - a stake you beat just sometimes doesnt progress it

quite unlucky for it to have happened on orange no less

[shy thorn]

Its black deck too T..T

So how do i fix this issue?

[vernal tartan]

it hasnt happened to me for a fair while now actually but it was previously happening literally every single game constantly for days at one point for me

[shy thorn]

Because ive already beaten it like 3 times but no avil

[vernal tartan]

try a different deck, it sometimes went away if i beat a different one

dont just keep trying the same one though

i did a purple stake 9 times before moving to a different one

[shy thorn]

Alright. I guess ill go back to unlocking other deck's gold stake

[vernal tartan]

yeah thats all it is

hopefully it'll clear up and you get a period of it not happening

[shy thorn]

Thing is all my other deck has orange stake unlocked. I guess ill start new profile and just try playing white stake for the sake of checking if it actually unlocks or not

[subtle grove]

balatro

is

funny

[viscid quiver]

and addicting

[static stratus]

nice

[tepid radish]

wow negative hit the road is so pretty

[thorny plaza]

Anyone wanna join my java Minecraft server/SMP DM me

[lofty agate]

yyeyeyeeessss

in purple stake

[viscid quiver]

nice

[nova oar]

Rick: yo

[lofty agate]

?

[uncut plover]

Good morning chat.

[lofty agate]

what

[viscid quiver]

Kid named Rick
Me: "Yo Rick"

[lofty agate]

random level 999

[blissful palm]

🃏

balatro

[solemn cloud]

john balatro

[candid cairn]

Hey so what does the voucher that says -1 ante -1 hand mean??

[solemn cloud]

Whatever your hands is, you have 1 less

so if u normally have 4 hands per round now you have 3

but you go down an ante, so the score requirements to get through the blinds is lower

[candid cairn]

Oh so basically is it good for when you get past ante 8 and wanna calm it down?

I guess that makes sense, I don't think I'd find a use for it tho

[solemn cloud]

Good at most antes

Ofc context dependant

maybe don’t take it ante 2 on black deck yk

[candid cairn]

yh yh i get that

Thanks gang

[solemn cloud]

Np!

[digital tusk]

good for when you’re not sure you’ll survive the next ante and want more time to scale your jokers, three more shops

[candid cairn]

Yeah now the more I think about the more it makes sense in certain contexts like that

[tribal beacon]

I love Black Deck

[solemn cloud]

black deck <333

[balmy wren]

AYYYY balatro x shadows collab cool!

[turbid ermine]

Yall wanna see something cool

[cold lichen]

Man f the hook

[balmy wren]

You took hanged man and moon right???

[turbid ermine]

well, what else am i supposed to take?

[south cradle]

Is that seeded?

[turbid ermine]

yes and no

i looked through seeds for it

[south cradle]

Oh okay

Because that's crazy

[ionic thorn]

calm lil 9x constellation

[timber hearth]

yooo

[stuck hull]

man

i cant for the life of me encounter these last 2 jokers to get the gold stickers

[prime maple]

Just get lucky

[stuck hull]

it's gotten real boring

glass and stone jokers

they aint even rare

[sly ridge]

yeah they require you to have glass and stone cards in your deck for them to appear

[stuck hull]

i completely forgot about that

thank god i came here

this explains a lot

[sly ridge]

same with lucky cat

and steel joker

[stuck hull]

yeah ik ik

it completely left my mind

[sly ridge]

its actually a very useful thing to remember to keep them out of your uncommon pool

[stuck hull]

thank you!

[sly ridge]

go get hunting that c++ now

[rocky ravine]

why did i not realize that judgement had a guy on it

its a person

i thought it was a tree

[limpid solstice]

This might be my biggest balatro facepalm in 200h. Last boss and I blew it for a few extra gold. 🤦‍♂️

[sly ridge]

you can look up original major arcana cards because they make in game tarot cards make more sense

[limpid solstice]

I believe it would have scored 3E18

[stuck hull]

🫡

[prime maple]

First time I hear this

[sly ridge]

the french are pretty weird people

like the weird white circle on hanged man is actually supposed to be light behind his head

its a pretty cool thing to compare in game tarots to real deal

[glacial sequoia]

oh no I lost The Game!!

[true chasm]

woah

[opaque shard]

Fuck you

Sorry that was rude

[tame cedar]

First run on the mobile save

It hit like 6 mil

[balmy wren]

What do yall play on? Anyone else play on multiple things?

[stable steppe]

thoughts

[vernal tartan]

its main use is for giving you more time to set up for later antes, most of the time that being ante 8 - gives you 3 more rounds to set up

[vernal tartan]

whats your planet level at? what i'd want to do is remove abstract

[stable steppe]

lvl 14

[vernal tartan]

guessing you're running pairs or tri?

[stable steppe]

for par

pair

[vernal tartan]

what kind of cards do you have?

enough deckfixing that you can benefit from chad?

your setup looks good enough to beat white stake handily enough with p14

if you have gold seal/glass you can benefit from chad over abstract

[stable steppe]

alright

[vernal tartan]

yeah anything more than level 14 and you get rid of abstract so 100% get rid of it

oh mb

i tunneled into thinking it was another duo for some reason

[stable steppe]

i just finish ante 8

[vernal tartan]

but yes I would do so anyway, any hanging glass or so will go a lot further than 15 mult

[stable steppe]

onto 9

lemme show u my cards

i had a copy of abstract joker until last round cuz i had to sell one joker

[vernal tartan]

you got rid of burnt?

[vernal tartan]

just a little more advice - burnt joker would've done a lot better than abstract joker - planet levels are really strong because it lets you benefit so much more from mult at any stage in the game including played hand

[stable steppe]

oh...

oops

i kinda did it after reading the advice but thank you anyway

[vernal tartan]

if you use glass cards for example, it will multiply your planet's mult THEN it will do the jokers so you will not benefit from abstract until after it goes to jokers

[stable steppe]

hiker is in shop but i think its a little late

[vernal tartan]

dont worry too much, you beat ante 8

[stable steppe]

gamer

[vernal tartan]

just try and familiarise yourself with scoring orders

[dusky oasis]

Balatro 👍

[vernal tartan]

that being planet level > played hand > unplayed hand > jokers

[stable steppe]

okie

[atomic mantle]

I've never been let down so many times by a single hand

I despise straights

[stark kernel]

then make a two pair build :DD

[timber minnow]

am i allowed to share this run in this server?

[timber minnow]

anything for the +3 mult

[unborn musk]

But joker can be used to get more mult

[glacial sequoia]

Nah, it's valid lmao

[celest crane]

Does anyone want To help me out I just started this game and I don’t really understand it completely

[pale edge]

Dont use your brain and only play flushes

👍

[celest crane]

Ok

What abt the jokes and stuff

[pale edge]

The best joker is deez

[celest crane]

Rly

[pale edge]

Yes

[celest crane]

Ok

[pale edge]

Im goofin

[celest crane]

Oh ok

[timber minnow]

rate my jokers

[celest crane]

Idk what that is

[pale edge]

Thas nubby's number factory

[timber minnow]

no its balatro

[pale edge]

Pretty good joker setup tho

[timber minnow]

look at all of the blueprints i have

[pale edge]

:3

[timber minnow]

heres my naneinf

[pale edge]

Listen here you little shit

Gaming

That is all

[timber minnow]

another naneinf

ggs had to end the run

[glad oriole]

thats goofol you fool

googol is 1e100 not 1e308

[rich pawn]

What a great start
it's plasma so I prefer playing chips

[glad oriole]

wee jorker

[rich pawn]

Should I take spare trousers??

[unborn musk]

I just realized that observatory kinda mid without perkeo. At best you get ~3x mult, less if you want to hold tarot cards

[brisk zinc]

true

bp or brainstorm perkeo makes observatory go crazy tho

[rich pawn]

I don't think you can even have 2 of the same planet card

without showman

[brisk zinc]

you can with perkeo

[rich pawn]

without perkeo

[brisk zinc]

ah

yea that's true

[proper spear]

fool

blue seals

[brisk zinc]

but bp/bs + perkeo makes observatory very good

blue seals too tru

[rich pawn]

The only run where I target 2's instead of kings

ofc

[brisk zinc]

how do i even unlock the small jimbo

it's 1 of the 7 i haven't unlocked yet

[frozen parrot]

win a run in 18 or less rounds

[brisk zinc]

ah

we going back to the anaglyph deck for that one

[sand bone]

Same thing for another except it’s 12 or less

[brisk zinc]

yea i'm not getting that one in a while lol

[sand bone]

Best bet is doing white stake

Since skipping isn’t as impactful

[brisk zinc]

that's what i usually play anyway lo

purple stake is pain

[sand bone]

Just get a good build that can score at least 100,000

[brisk plover]

little boy decided to press the power button on the laptop i was playing balatro on
and i was on ante 8 for my 2nd win

am i cooked

[pastel fox]

Hi

[sand bone]

Balatro saves your progress usually

[brisk zinc]

hi

[pastel fox]

Bro i obtained Banana Joker by first time, i use one time, and it dissapears

[brisk plover]

ok thank god

[sand bone]

Which one

[brisk zinc]

:extinct:

[shy dove]

the fool

[brisk zinc]

now you have the cavendish tho

if you're lucky enough to find it

[pastel fox]

"1/6 to dissapear after one round"

Uses the first time

Disappears

[brisk zinc]

it's better and has a much smaller chance of disappearing

[rich pawn]

idk why I only thought about the shops

[shy dove]

not that lucky

its a common

[brisk zinc]

ok and

finding it is still lucky

free x3 mult

[stark kernel]

[rich pawn]

Should I take the bull? I have the money tree voucher so It pretty easy to make money

[brisk zinc]

that is a lot of chips tbf

[stark kernel]

depends on what hands you playing so to question the discards

[rich pawn]

just trying to get more 2's

only have 10

out of 52

[stark kernel]

yeah keep the discards

making a more consistent hand is better then just a little more chips

you already have a ton by two WEEEEEs

btw is it one suited

maybe an idol later down would do alot

[rich pawn]

no

[alpine cloak]

whats the missing joker here?

anyone know?

[rich pawn]

had a hard time getting 2's at the start

[rich pawn]

also don't have it

[shadow canyon]

Hey does beron 1.5× happened before the mult of other Jokers or after ?

[atomic mantle]

Where the hell is the boss?!

[stark kernel]

you are on ante 8 im suprised that you getting there looking that you only have chips in your hand

[rich pawn]

I'm playing plasma

so it balances

and get like 1 million

[stark kernel]

aaaah didnt notice

[split vessel]

Depends on the positioning of the card

You can put baron atb or at front

[lofty agate]

yo...

[shadow canyon]

Thanks dude

[split vessel]

Joker positioning is important, even more if you have bprint and bstorm

[lofty agate]

purple stake

[lofty agate]

idk wait

[stark kernel]

bro do you know the sequence of scoring?

[split vessel]

Yes

[stark kernel]

hands played scoring first then in hand cards scoring

no matter what

[lofty agate]

i also don't have it

[rich pawn]

Isn't baron before other jokers?

[stark kernel]

the photo would score before baron as simple as that

[split vessel]

Oh, so joker positioning only matters with b print and bstorm?

[stark kernel]

as example

[split vessel]

Thats right

[lofty agate]

hey good run

[alpine cloak]

oh its the damn stone joker

[shadow canyon]

Yeah it one of my best 👌

[split vessel]

Camino al naneinf

[lofty agate]

la perdí

[split vessel]

Solo te hacia falta muerte con el metal policromado y ya

[lofty agate]

no tenia ni al perkeo con cryptid ni nada

[split vessel]

Uffff

Jodido

Pero se puede hacer sin legendarias

[lofty agate]

ya

yaa pero esta dificil

[lofty agate]

wow

[lost furnace]

BRO LUCHDOR IS MY LAST GOLD STICKER, BUT THE BOSS DID THIS TO ME
FUUUUUUCK

[stark kernel]

im suprised that worked as a build in itself

[lost furnace]

That bone is all the way from ante 1

[vernal tartan]

ah finally, anti supernova agenda propaganda

[lost furnace]

Mr bone is my wincon ,why it has to be him

[vernal tartan]

a real gamer never loses

you know what you have to do

[stark kernel]

im still just suprised super nova and castle pushed you enough to ante 8

ON GOLD STAKE

[lost furnace]

No lucky proc no glasses , i just take my loss

[lost furnace]

Cuz its flush supernova, not high card or pair, a bit stronger
No?

[woeful fossil]

What does supernova do?

[stark kernel]

gain 1+ mult on your played hand so if i played flush 10 times ill have +10 mult next time i play flush

[woeful fossil]

Ok

[stark kernel]

supernovas motivation is playing the same hand best compatibility being simple hands like two pairs pairs and high card but can go with flush if you play checkered or if you are bold enough

[lost furnace]

I grind so much finding that el primo but ....

[lofty agate]

🫡

bye bye, run

[lost furnace]

Its better if i have hand size vouchers
So it's geurenteed to hit flushes every hand
I dont have that , i still ball it

[stark kernel]

on what engine is balatro made on godot?

i think its the same as nubbys number factory right

i want to learn godot

seems fun and somewhat simple

[lost furnace]

The very next run

No more crimson heart shenanigans

[kind snow]

lmao

[candid wyvern]

Don’t ask me how..

[pastel fox]

What the

[sterile totem]

I just got a soul in a spectral pack, is that normal?

[stable isle]

just gifted my friend balatro

[tall quest]

it can rarely happen

[stable isle]

this is the first game he has played on PC

[candid wyvern]

Good run ig

I mean idk how I got 10 mil on ante 6

The seed was random 😭

[sterile totem]

oh aight ic

[sterile totem]

lmao

I got 40k on ante 2 once

[tawny pulsar]

hello

[tawny pulsar]

i got e15 once

[candid wyvern]

The power of an anchient polychrome w chad w brainstorm (we never talk about that random walkie talkie)

I was literally praying for a photograph 🙏😭

Also before I lost by the fish I got perkeo. HE COULDV’E APPEARED ANYTIME BUT NOOOOOO HE HAD TO WHEN I DIED

[timber minnow]

same difference

[tawny pulsar]

ancient joker my beloved

[candid wyvern]

Sorry for the crashout

(:

[tawny pulsar]

oops all sixes is so overrated

[candid wyvern]

Ikr

[mortal jolt]

this is for all the photochad enjoyers - 2 photo and 3 chad

[tawny pulsar]

and hallucination too

[glad oriole]

those numbers arent even remotely close

[tawny pulsar]

i will never understand hallucination's appeal

[timber minnow]

close enough

[glad oriole]

1 billion is closer to 1 than 1e308 is to 1e100

[candid wyvern]

Sometimes it’s good

[glad oriole]

ig

[tawny pulsar]

its a cartomancer but worse in every sense

[candid wyvern]

Yeah u have a point

[sterile totem]

on ante 4. I'm loving this run lmao

[tawny pulsar]

ancient joker supremacy

[sterile totem]

I love ancient

it'd be cool if it was like idol tho

[candid wyvern]

Yeah u beating my score of 10 mil on ante 6

[sterile totem]

but it's painted

[mortal jolt]

ancient is cool, but you gotta dance around all 4 suits

[tawny pulsar]

nah i think it would make it less unique

[sterile totem]

painted is only good early game

[sterile totem]

thtat's true

[sterile totem]

ye

but it's on painted deck

and I can just make wild cards

shudder

[blissful berry]

what a god damn gold stake run man

[blissful berry]

HELLO?????

what i legit dont take this right?

[sterile totem]

dubs

[candid wyvern]

Ok wth

[sterile totem]

yes bro

[blissful berry]

its literally a bait lol

[tawny pulsar]

take soul instead of stonks

[blissful berry]

but like

[sterile totem]

what do you need to the moon for lmao

[blissful berry]

oh actually

chicot

is good

[sterile totem]

or canio

[blissful berry]

5 dollars isnt even that bad

[tawny pulsar]

chicot gets rid of plant

[sterile totem]

kill jacks with trading

[tawny pulsar]

and perkolator makes the run even more crazy

[blissful berry]

bedge

[sterile totem]

bruh

[blissful berry]

ITS SELL YORICK RIGHT????

[mortal jolt]

looks like you need retriggers in place of yorick

but good try

[blissful berry]

LIKE UNIRONICALLY SELL YORICK

[tawny pulsar]

sell a trib

[mortal jolt]

lol

[candid wyvern]

be me
play random seed
soul 1st ante
wtf.jpg
it’s chicot
quits game immeadly

[blissful berry]

it is not sell trib

[candid wyvern]

Literally me core

[blissful berry]

i wont get baited that hard

[tawny pulsar]

a suck and buskin may pop up

it is sell trib tho

no actually sell the trading card

[blissful berry]

yorick or trading card

its not sell trib man....

its yorick

wait for sock

confirmed

agreed?

[mortal jolt]

yes

[blissful berry]

ok

[tawny pulsar]

if you want to pivot to endless its sell trib and use yorick as extra score while trading card puts the work

bc a blueprint and a trib is way better than 2 tribs

[stark kernel]

why the fuck would you sell trib

[blissful berry]

i think the guy saying this

doesnt understand math that well

its all good

[tawny pulsar]

if you want the run to go boom its sell trib probably

[stark kernel]

bro just sell yorick

[blissful berry]

i did relax

[mortal jolt]

if triboulet triggers 10 times thats 1000x mult, but if you discard 10 billion times then yorick is better, no?

[tawny pulsar]

what if plant

[mortal jolt]

reroll

or die

xdd

[tawny pulsar]

a bp+yorick can bruteforce plant probably

[stark kernel]

[blissful berry]

man i cant believe i actually just randomly got a rofflelite youtuber out of nowhere like that

[vernal tartan]

wait till you get double ancient, 17.5m on ante 3 is my best

gets stupid

[stark kernel]

i glaze roffle till i die

[tawny pulsar]

i got e15 on ante 2