#🎙・server-chat
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Stoner jorkler
I just died on ante 9 but iirc it was almost 10x
I had thus build but
Idk what the Xmulti was
At minimum it was 20 Xmulti but probably higher
The agony, the pain
good afternoon server
I forgot to copy dna. Well, off to hang myself
Bana
stick and stones will not break your bones
Hello circus
but a needle will
SO CLOSE TO INF
SO PRO
:pro:
I KNOW BRO
:sopro:
you so close to reaching the sky
it died, i died
😭
forgot to spend down 50 dollars to find mult
the eye the best killer
bro was filthy rich
hi everybody
Money disables luck from being a requirement :)
the mark completely destroyed my straight run earlier
had me playing 2 pairs 
pants would have been happy
Going for a third C++, Here's my first game:
that’s all you need fr
i been trying to play less flush five/five of a kind
sometimes you just kinda have to
I've noticed tho, flush houses just come super naturally when you focus more on suit changers rather than deaths
I WAS SO CLOSE GKSHEJEIBVRJEB
next time ur in a position to go for flush houses / flush five, try playing into two pairs and actively changing to one suit, the flush house build will come very naturally
this emote is awesome
i usually only prioritize flush five cause it scales better tbh
Thanks
i tend to play the flush house during the pivot less and less and just get by with 4 or 3 of a kind
I was just charged on my card but not my steam wallet for Balatro without actually obtaining the game on Steam,
flush house scales way better
flush house so strong just played debuff photochad and smacked plant
You already finished the game twice
Play another game🙏
I actually picked up tarkov recently
playing bala waiting for my frens to get on :P
i know
you ahould probably contact steam support i guess
I know this isn't mod chat but I love this mod lmao
I see no mods here

oh no this is horrible, can you send me your credit card information front and back with three numbers and your mothers maiden name and your first pet's name and socialsecurity number and home adress please?
ALEEB
You know it ?
idk if it was you but someone here mentioned it lol
im back on the UFPA9PY8 seed again, but trying something other than queens this time
I think you might be talking about the all rare seed
double poly yorick eyyy
I am playing modded now but mostly visual and quality of life mods, nothing that should actually impact the draws and such
Easy orange stake win
Hell no
Balatro update
Redprint
Nevermind, other hand didn't win
I was literally talking about that mid with my friends
All straights = gays 🤣🤣 I feel like it’s an easy mod to make just a few lines of text
me when i see someone post their run but i see a cosmetic or qol mod: this belongs in #⚙・modding-general
ok
👎
Just hit 18mil single hand with this joker configuration (shuffled by acorn)
I'm just bad
That's madness
now thats the longest name for madness
oh my, what language is that?
crazy
unfortunate krankzinnigheid anti-synergy
xd
i wonder how pareidoila is called
tweaking for sure
Lasted to ante 11 with this
good, none kazavchzchanzedcnhcin ahh word
:pro:
unexpected
I think I'm going to grow the knife 🔪 it's look so cool
You're a monster
Get the egg
throwback when not skipping: 😭
NOOO THE LEGGIES
What egg 🥚
Do i dont rlly care
The egg joker who increases price
So you max the mult on the knife
Good combo
I was just joking
the get egg + gift
And knife
not knife
And thats perfection
ah, so one who loses!
get the guy that has +multi based on money
Im on infinite jokers on spirit
chat is there a balatro calculator for plama deck specifically
I hate that
💀
real
Uffff u got op card
even better polychrome
UFFF
a poly gay
wtf i got a trib in first shop what is my luck sometimes
gaychrome
:pro:
yep skill based luck
U should have putted the Ace in 2 and 4 spot
It would be perfect
Hell yeah
its a good game
HOW do i calculate my score in plasma deck
it's easy in any other deck but my brain isn't built for this
My average reaction to realize im cooked in balatro
What does plama.deck even do
balances chips and mult
so idk how to calculate my hand before playing it
so needle is scary
that straight better be enough because i got a trib
hi guys
Hiii
if you ever feel useless just remember that the perishable tag can appear on invisible joker
the straight was enough we good
i guess i should heavy focus on either chips or mult and not both
probably xmult since i got a trib so i want to use it
ok wait how do we feel about a straight flush build
for the past few weeks i have been trying to make one that gets to ante 8 but i have just failed
horribly
tried it on checkered but ended up playing flush houses anyway
the closest i ever got was on painted deck
idk about a normal deck
Guys i have this peak idea
painted deck + merriful andrew is very good for straight flushes
Add balatro themed unlockable skins
the thing i’ve noticed with a lot of decks is that uh
That are unlocked with achivements
Like face cards with jokers instead of normal faces
the thing i’ve noticed with a lot of hands is that the amount of deckfixing needed (tarot) is inversely proportional to the amount of leveling needed (planets)
high card doesnt need that much deckfixing but its natural mult and scaling are just so low that many, many plutos are needed to get it to be actually worthy of getting to ante 8
And the king or Ace would be a legendary joker card
That is unlocked by winning a run with that joker
@remote ember rate my profile
straight flush requires the most deckfixing out of any build
Pure peak
but its scaling and such are so high that just getting 2-3 neptunes wins the run with proper deckfixing
PEOPLE KNOW PEEEEEAK
my last run
one plant and u dead
That’s what happened😭
the level of dedication is wild
the plant and the pillar kill 99% of my runs lol
I love face cards,hate the plant
the best thing in balatro is resetting erratic deck till u get like 12 face cards
i swear to god the biggest creation human ever made was balatro
its the awnser to all the question of life
it has every number in it
world hunger end with balatro
balatro is like the worst drug out there tbf
I haven’t had good runs past blue stake so I don’t have it yet
thats possible?
ummm
im not addicted i can quit anytime i want
yeah like i had 14 kings and beat gold stake lol
i smell a bloodstone missing
:pro:
what a pivot
i passed on a bloodstone early bc i trusted the process
Does anybody else wanna hug the Vagabond joker
I just feel so bad for him 😭
where the cat
ZYN!!!!!!
i love you zyn
i wanna give him 4 dollars
bloodstone or bloodgem
nicotine is
is ts run peak
my brotha
i have 2 50mgs in rn
I'd give him anything he seems like such a chill guy
you must be from the eu
yh
i would do unspeakabler acts for a 50mg pouch
more random stuff
i wouldnt
come over lmfao
we got cuba blackline
i wanana
it made me throw up in my bfs hair
lmao
#trolled
wish u the best of luck
Guys
thanks mr fent od
This is my skin concept(don hate im on phone)
<3
picsart
Awww shut up
i know a picsart edit when i see it
What did i do?
nothing its cool lol
Plus it not even picsart so shame on you
</3
Cant believe i didnt know this until now, but when there is a negative card in the shop, you can buy it even if you are already at your max jokers. For example, if youre at 5/5 you can buy the negative in the shop without having to sell a joker. 100 hours in and i just learned that a day ago or so by mistake 🤦♂️
almost like thats the point of negatives lol
i have used all my luck on this run
Two burglars then maybe but probably not rn
The way i thought about it is that the negative didnt really have an effect unless it was already on your deck. I cant imagine its that much of a blunder since that isnt explained anywhere on the game 
i believe
money
Jimbo wants you to play balatro
neeed purple sealss
u gotta dna that red steel
didnt optimally copy
smh
tbf u could probably win just by copying ur on low stakes
shoot the moon pivot
imagine 😭
i had a challenge run that was shoot the moon and mime and 2 brainstroms
maybe I will
Average gambler
Altho
Pirate would go hard ngl
Im happy and i won
nah gotta be crafty for the flush theme
me irl
Whats the best build for black stake on the chequeerd deck??
bloodstone and oops
I gonna look that up what it is
Almost getting my 4th gold stake deck
hell yeah
u saving the easy ones till last
I don't even know wich are hard and easy tho lmao
I'll try black next bcuz it's one of my faves
black is the easiest trust
I heard rlly good things about it 🥰
Tbf I can't play plasma deck, the only one
The rest is mid
she bals on my at till ro
send message
she three of a kind on my joker till im zany
re: from Blue Prince server
and just now it hit me: Balatro is barely a roguelike such that a roguelike hater like me can enjoy it
it barely has any procedural gens (enemy setups are fixed), no permanent powerups, RNG is similar to that of poker anyways, and it just focuses on building your combo
do you guys like undertale
Good game, mid fandom
hello, could someone upload their meta.jkr file? I unlocked everything on mobile but wanna play on pc too without unlocking everything from start
there are surprisingly none on nexus mods
bro i love this game
unlocl all
it disables achievements
I am trying to do this
but I need a meta.jkr file that I don't have
I could get it from my mobile save apparently but I would need to do some root fuckery and I don't want to do that
it's insane that there is no easier way of transfering saves
oh never mind apparently I can just use the raw from the meta.jkr in an unlock all profile
negative jokers are functionally permanent powerups
ahh as in meta powerups
hey i got e again pretty cool
Jokers keep appering when my game is calculating and now it's playing Funky Town
favourite suit?
10
17
2
hearts
i think this was my first e without bp or brainstorm
damn diamonds rly got 0 votes
I have been attempting gold stake red deck for days
why did it suddenly get so difficult
I literally beat gold stake blue deck on 4 tries
first mobile run :3
those would be the unlocks, except more unlocks just serve to make the game more complex (not easier) in balatro
I may or may not have gotten my showman sticker with a bold eternal showman take in ante 2 😛
free chips
Smiley face, photograph, and Chicot behind there?
he said he's on gold stake?
Dude red stake is impossible 😱
Then He will get to red soon!
I believe in him
Maybe some day he will learn the ways of the red stake
balatro mobile when it comes to not registering my win
this has happened probably 7 times
Does anyone have any broken seeds for yellow deck to help me get the deck for beating a game with yellow deck
sry meant to reply to you good luck hope it registers your win after you lose that game instead of hit endless mode, as a workaround?
I mean if you hi endless mode you can just lose on purpose if you want to just paly next I think 😄
sadly seeded runs dont count as wins
lost, didn’t work
yeah i’ve tried ending my run too
seeds don’t count, yellow deck is really gpod though
you could probably win a run witj some basic skills
you doing aniglph?
seems likely based on 4 negatives
How to download cryptid mod? Could someone call and show me how?
There’s videos on youtube you can watch, or ask in #⚙・modding-general or the relevant channel in #1209506514763522108
Doesn’t it delete ur save profile
It creates a separate profile that doesn’t interact with any existing profiles
Okay.
Do you want some good news?
I just got a polychrome diet cola....
Negative
Johnny you should have used wifi
KIRA?!?!?!
i was on service
Im gonna sleep bie
you think i'm joking...
i got 16 negative tags with anaglyph and 3 of them were cola
I just found that out when I won a run with yellow deck but it was seeded
pog
crazy work
what are the odds
chat im designing a joker, does this seem like an interesting base design?
What was it?
minus it being like super low design ofc
will absolutely clean it up but just as like the base
it was chicot, which i actually like because it means i can go for chicot naneinf
sold burglar, and eventually canio for it
which btw, canio reached a massive x1 mult by the time i sold it
gonna be called Strike! probably
Trib is much better then Canio anyway
three soul and no perkeo
Is there a more optimal way to organize my cards I'm getting a crazy amount of chips and mult with the way it is right now but can I make it better?
what's the yorick and hologram at? and what's your deck look like?
Tbh it's a mix of a bunch of queens I haven't hit the spectral card luck
But most of them got something going on
probably just keep it on yorick then
Alright 👍🏻
if you have 4 steel queens in hand, would probably be better to copy the shoot the moon
or maybe 5?
maybe 6 i don't quite remember what's absolutely optimal
it miiiight be 7
1.5^7 is greater than 15
Why is there no VC
never even realized there wasn't a vc in this server
Not worth it
I feel something calling for me
on a silver platter
Ah, understandable
Thank you for the clarification Mr. Thunk
Yo does anyone wanna call while I play balatro
if you guys get hanged man very early in a run (before any jokers influence how you’re gonna manipulate the deck), what cards do you destroy first?
Aces
probably not worth it over other tarot cards if you have literally nothing going on
Ah but what if you got a wee joker before hand? Would one use hangman or strength?
Hanged man is maybe the most useless card in the game
deckfixing is only fixing if there is a right option, and with no guidance, you are simply deckchanging
0/10 ragebait
You know who else is the most useless card in the game?
android emojis
My mom.
bro is not muscle man
Yea
i’ve been playing for a few weeks now but i’ve only recently started to realize how important deck manipulating truly is
u aint nothing but a broke boy boy boy boy boy
I don’t know how to set up my deck well before I figure out which direction I’m going
True i can't fucking fix my laptop
delete system 32
you need a direction first
did u make reaction images of urself
it's like picking up an ante 1 or 2 dna, it's purely bait
run won
unless you already have clear direction
my name is hanging chad and this is my story ahh
Yeah because that's cool
bro i am shaking
wait how old ru
2
this vexes me
I think I just need to play more on plasma deck and get the hang of pivoting to xmult
repooted
grown ass man making reaction images of himself on his android 💔
should've given him the medicine drug
Heh
hell yeah dude
uncommon skip worth
did you guys unlock stuntman on plasma deck or something else?
erratic
wait
no that was the other one
how do you unlock it again?
Too late
Fumbled the bag
This is fucking stupid
Even WITH telescope not a single celestial pack
How am I this unlucky
What's next, GTA 6 is gonna get cancelled?
happens to the best of us </3
Don't you fucking dare show me that after I just lost peak
noooo
Forgive me for my attitude but like
Why is it that the runs I have faith in shit themselves
I've only won once with a soul joker
Any other times I get one too late and I lose it
what legendary
ive got gold on all but canio
Triboulet I think
the best one
I get Perkeo when I don't have anything that needs it
Perkeo's one of those cool uncles that you only see every once in a while but only favor a certain nephew
That nephew being Roffle
😭
roffle got nothing on balatro uni
He gets the craziest fucking runs with Perkeo, HE GOT HUNDREDS OF FREAKING CRYPTIDS ONE VIDEO
actually albino is the goat for every roguelike
😭
hi jay
ive been getting such good runs lately
I get shit ones
:P
mainly doing naneinf runs
like this one when i got brainstorm and idol from judgement
i c++'d about a month ago now
dont play much after 100%ing
Press the red button :3
fucking tryhard (kidding thats cool)
ive flunked i can say 14ish naneinfs negl :p
Bro you have yet to play the classic popcorn ice cream run
Bruh i acidentaly won because of double photochad
100 million chips in one hand. I’ve been stuck on 149/150 jokers for over a week now 😂
just naninf
Just photochad
id say plasma is good, i got mine on checkerd gold stake lmao (photochad), but photo plasma is def the way to go
which hand type do you guys try to scale up for a photochad build? deckfix to get as many faces as possible then try to unlock flush five asap?
nah i try to get more faces but generally when you're copying one or just a few ranks, full house is the easiest hand to get consistently with minimal deckfixing
makes sense
Cloud 9 might be my favorite econ joker
debatable, cloud 9 is fun but mail in rebate is better utility
i do need to try a cloud 9 run sometime
i only have like 2-3 decks gold staked so i'm not really trying for joker stickers yet but it would be nice to get a sticker on a joker like that
Are we debating what my favorite econ joker is
Can someone dm methe latest lovely release for Lovely? My computers pissing itself
mb i was tryna say what my favorite was
thank you for the tips btw
what makes this game so great is how I can play for weeks, then watch gameplay on youtube and feel like I need a balatro tutor for everything
is ts aura?
It's chill

it actually makes me so mad the planet is dying so someone can have an ai girlfriend
the rise of ai is probably the worst thing to happen in our lifetime

don't worry, things can get far worse!
and they will so lets all play balatro until we die
in all seriousness, i try not to think about ai because i hate thinking about it and there's nothing to gain from worrying about it since i can't do anything about it. indeed, play balatro until we die

Lmao..
Bro literally said "might be my favorite" and you said his own preference is wrong
i misspoke ok
ok camus
or wraith and get a blueprint
is joever
What's up, still trying to learn this game. Am I screwed here no matter what, otherwise what's the best way to utilize Blueprint in order to win? Dusk or Photochad?
Ok, will that win? Figured I was screwed either way
Only gf I'll get buddy
am i that undeserving for negative
Alright, here goes nothing!
gl!
yikes...

Damn! Still was my best shot. Thank you for the help
ggs, run it back
if you want/ have it unlocked try plasma
i got a new personal best run but still lowkey terrified of how much i can develop it
Yeah, I have it all unlocked. I'm just really bad at decision making in this game. Never been very good at strategy games, haha. Still very fun though
real
bein hyper optimised gets borin
True that
oh wow another photochad blueprint run yay
Yeah I can see that
what matters is that you don't burn out
Yeah that's true. I watch Roffle every now and again and I can tell he's burned out. But that may be because of his chat more than the game lol
streamer why not do this 
Lol
I was rly hoping ai would be some sorta equalizer
But I don't think so lol
Oh mb
some guy posting ai slop sry
ew
About to hop on my PS5 for a few runs
i cant beat the photochad allegations 😔
looks inside:
Banana
Lost a run to the face card debuff
Damnit I see Balatro everywhere now.
3 of a kind right there
this is like seeing wordle everywhere because people use 5 letter words all the time
i wouldn't be so sure, with the low image quality it could be a high card for all we know
Fair
although if it's JQK then it could combine with cards on the table to make a straight, if they're playing texas hold em or the like
you can definitely tell they're different suits; a spade, a diamond, and a club
imagine losing a run because you are playing at 2:45 am and you forgot to reroll the boss blind that renders your deck useless 🫠
Well this seed is going much better than last seed. Can't wait to see how I screw it up! Lol
"where did my run go?" the run shaped plant in the corner:
I got my first stencil tonight
balatro players when they see playing cards
Noooooo
fell for it again award
Welp, God damn it. Found the way pretty quick
the plant comes for us all
Had 2 hanging chads. Sold 1 for an oops all sixes and also had an invisible joker that I just one more round to get online..
Next time I know I suppose
I wish you could start a seed from a specific point instead of having to start from the beginning. Would be a pretty cool update
the most whatever the fuck run
that'd be suck
sick
looks pretty optimal to me 🔥
I want ramen but I have such a big migraines it took 5 minutes for my
Head to stop pulsating after sitting up
𐤑
I’m making my father a balatro joker cake for his birthday
+100 chips, -5 chips for every piece eaten
Yo, space joker hit 3 for 3 on my flush five's
astronomically unlikely
has potential?
Hiker ok plasma goes crazy
will need a bit of luck / deck fixing to be reliable
good start with a fool
wtf I just scored 1b on ante 2 boss
finally beat the jokerless 
Just had a close call with the wall 😅
Only beat it by 10,000x
Happy inverted title screen
my friend just discovered legendary jokers 😭
Just wait until he discovers literally any of the other ones 😭
he already found the best one
the hard decision of which direction to go baron/mime or trib
prevents death if the hand played contains only even cards
Stone challenge goes hard
It's too easy
I got a nat negative ride the bus anti 1 round 2 so
Just easy challenge
Damn
Single high card scores 10k
I need a red seal, and I really want the soul, 3rd one this game
Ante 1 ghost deck gold stake
you open the buffoon pack and find hologram/constellation
which one do you take
went with the bad decision of the soul, turned out good
If you can get a cryptid from 6th sense that'd be good
but duping this late is rough
What to do...do I play the high card and just use all me money rolling or do nothing
i love you chicot
ditched the sixth sense, as I only had one six
Huh, got a brain storm
you have deaths to dupe
tower think he part of the team
I know
I think I skipped past the stone joker by accident
Oh well
Huh, I think I won
Prob constellation
gamer
We're all just some gaymers
hologram obv
scales better
🃏
o7
Chat what do you think about this
I got to e17 and died
This is why we have glass cards
there were hardly any justices the whole run
Yo
A friend of mine who loves Balatro: come on, it's gonna be a chill run, just chat and stuff.
The chill run:
thx for the tip, got the sixth sense back, duped them until cryptid
why does this not count as a straight flush?
hey guys, I just finished my last deck in gold stake but steam didn't gave me the achievement, do u know why?
Looks pretty chill to me
balatro
my friend had the same issue
just complete anopher run/refresh/something else itll show up eventually i think
Get another win
okay, ty!
Possibly xD
I love gambling!
Balatrito?
The wild queen of clubs is Debuffed, making it only a queen of clubs
And it will pop out
on any stake?
Yup
understandable thank you
okay, thx
idk how to cook man
do I take photo chad or no
well yeah but I wanna see how far I can go lol
actual answer
made it to ante 10 boss blind
I may have gone too far with the mods
why are there whatsapp seals 😭
All hail whatsapp seal
teto BANNED
Teto has been censored
again?
you need to start duping asap
don't worry, it's not my first time
tres tristes balatros balatrean en un balatral
what does wgatsapp seal do
and done
i still haven't gotten unseeded naneinf sadge
sick lesbian pfp
this was unseeded, I"ve also done unseeded without legendaries
are you talking to me or the guy with default discord pfp
1 chip, 1 mult, 1.1x mult, 1$, and {1} new notification.
u obv
Ok but for the record the default discord pfp does give off lesbian vibes
also thank you!
i'm actually matching with my girlfriend
the shy kind
awesome sauce
For the sanity of you and your girlfriend, stay off twitter.
what should i do? Sock and buskin + golden ticket is a lot of money but 2 barons already...
if i sell chad or photo i lose basically
maybe sell 1 baron for now till i set my money?
oh nvm the plant was the next boss and i didnt had any skip
yeah but still there was not much i could do against it with my current resources
roll for glass cards NOW
justice in your slot then ez win
why glass cards may i ask
it does the exact same thing for photo but it can work on non-face cards
yeah but like i wasn´t going for a win
i was going for infinite
glass cards don´t do much there
a run can't go into endless if it loses at ante 5 but okay
so you should try to save the run by getting glass cards to counter the plant
i didn´t had that much money, i did roll
actually you can access the secret way to reroll the boss
it's holding the R key
R for reroll
alt f4 to reroll 10 times
Never gotten this many natural negatives in one run before

@lunar otter
This guy is a scammer
just added me i can predict him
how did you know
Vr balatro when
localthunk can you add friend inside me
hello I am from microsoft
wanna take my service hello we are going to charge you 500 USD only for our service
juicy obelisk (I lose)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
temperance goes hard as fuck here
nat negative juggler goes hard
queens are better because fuck baron baron sucks
face cards grrr
i use what the game gives me
if it gives me a game that needs face cards i won't avoid it
but i do love ride the bus a lot
huh?
im new to the game why isnt this a flush
yes
In poker, 4 of a kind is a stronger hand than flush
oh ok that makes sense
Is 4 of a kind a real hand
makes sense i was just confused
Mhm! Just in case you wanna see the strength of hands
Check run info for that
thanks for the help
But 10>9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2
Which of these Face ranks do you build the most?
6
11
3
King
Y’all
Thoughts?
Wgat do I put blueprint on
Please help😭
I got a hanging Chad and replaced banana
It doesn't let u
Can’t
Yea
It lets me
Is there a sandbox mod? I want to make some troll builds
It shouldn’t?
I’m pretty sure u can’t do it man
Hex would be better
Ok
Que haces aqui
Dumb guy
Only english
what game would you lot recommend thats like balatro?
Balatro
Solitaire
no thats bad
The binding of Isaac
Cards specific no idea
Maybe
Only good option
Or idk
ive got a 60% keyboard i cant
Or just go to a casino
might be my only opti0on tbf
ive heard dicey dungeons is good
Ye
I recommend games that ask you to build combos and synergies like balatro with jokers
ive got no idea of what those games might be
Ive got a lot
like?
i cant play it ive got a 60%
That require equipment like Fear and Hunger(dont play if minor or easely traumable)
its not on steam right?
Its in steam
oh found it
I recommend watching gameplay to avoid trauma if needed
👍
i dont easily get scared so idm that
what about it?
I cant give details here
maybe dms?
yeh ...... you asked ok?
Cab-
I just did balatrodle in 2 tries
I pretty much never open a tarot in the first round got a chicot and the first boss is the manicle
Lost on this hand but seems like a nice seed for high scores
Good morning chat
What does Yorick do?
1x mult per 23 cards discarded
You'd need it early on, no?
that helps, but for most runs, you don't really mind when you get it (unless you are running burglar)
Yorick isn't that useful for proper endless runs since the mult scales too slowly to keep up
so it's not worth seriously considering its uses beyond ante 12
Canio would be best, no?
ante 10 soul 😭
sorry for the late-ish response, but canio would be in a similar boat, only having a slightly higher scaling potential, which is also not close enough for deep endless
ante 3 yorick and finally victory
im so fucking stoned rn
is it banana
Nope
eh not really
a free reroll can be good
and polychrome is polychrome
Yea truw
Do you guys wish that balatro had a higher game speed because 4 times speed feels slow
Move photo to the right
Ok
makes no dif





