🎙・server-chat

[normal stone]

hmm in that case I believe its better to keep the hand size?

[final plover]

yeah but I need burg for naneinf

it's a very tough decision here

[normal stone]

well the normal setup for naneinf is

baron, mime, 4 copiers (blueprints and brainstorms), burglar

[final plover]

also I have no deja vus so

[normal stone]

that's a big issue at ante 20...

[final plover]

I've gotten quite unlucky that elusive deja vu

I've only been getting that goddamned trance

[final plover]

trance is my most hated card now

also very impressive

[normal stone]

well I think the more common way of getting red seal is finding one in a standard pack and strengthing it

[final plover]

there's also a petroglyph

[vernal tartan]

Unfortunately we get to laugh at you still because serpent

[final plover]

I've been trying to dig through them but I probably missed one

[restive brook]

huh?

[vernal tartan]

What does new discoveries actually mean

[final plover]

is the move here not to take the ecto and to take the petroglyph?

[sweet mantle]

The first time you have bought it in game

[normal stone]

ngl no idea considering I literally have C++ and still get new discoveries

[sweet mantle]

In unseeded

[vernal tartan]

This is what’s confusing me

[restive brook]

wait why do you get to laugh at me D:

[vernal tartan]

You died to the serpent this means you are bad

[normal stone]

pretty sure -2 hand size is not worth so I think you just have to go on and hope you find the red seal

[vernal tartan]

also only noobs die on a39

[final plover]

alright

[normal stone]

also no hand size vouchers is ouch

[final plover]

I know right

[restive brook]

i wanted to score naneinf in ante 39 tho D: it was perkless

[normal stone]

like my naneinf run stuff lined up and I got every voucher except card trick+illusion

[final plover]

hoping mime lines up too

[vernal tartan]

i still haven’t ever found card trick’s second voucher

No idea what it does and i hope i never will

[final plover]

YOU GOD DAMN

FINALLY

IT SHOWED UP

THE DEJA VU

[normal stone]

niceeee

[vernal tartan]

I either dont have the money or i dont pick it up because terrible voucher

[dark crag]

I have no idea what it does either

[restive brook]

mine was way too lucky. nat neg dna, nat neg trob, juggle tag right b4 finisher blind (e182/e180)

[final plover]

I wish this was at least 2 antes previously

[normal stone]

ok what the heck how lol

[final plover]

I could have done DNA and survived

[restive brook]

aw dang it

[gloomy wigeon]

I am

[normal stone]

my other main concern is your money situation rn

dna you ideally get in like ante 22 for the ante 24 finisher blind

[restive brook]

fr get a mailin

[final plover]

I would but like

when else am I gonna get a mime?

right now I'm relying on mime/gold card

[normal stone]

rebate>>mime money

[final plover]

I get a lot of money anyways

[normal stone]

500 is not a lot is my point

[restive brook]

you want showman for 2nd blueprint, and you dont want more then 1 mime one barron, this is a good e100 high score

[normal stone]

I needed like 4k to find burglar in ante 31

[merry dirge]

hi chat

my sleep shedule is quite awful and will only get worse once summer starts tomorrow

[final plover]

jesus naneinf is a money waster

[restive brook]

i had 10k, but i got a burgler b4 24 to get my naneinf 😭 i ended up selling for a invis abd buying one back after 32

[restive brook]

no, well spent

[merry dirge]

who. would have this

[normal stone]

exact joker setup has to be 4 copiers, 1 baron, 1 mime, 1 dna to beat ante 24 boss by like e10

[final plover]

oh also I got serpent naturally this ante

[lofty hull]

It looks promising but... It's going to be difficult 🥵

[restive brook]

heres mine, 6 copys, nat neg trob, (+2 hand size), and nat neg dna, (+4? hand size) and a juggle tag the boss b4

[normal stone]

well this is what happens if you get absurdly lucky 😛

[restive brook]

yup!

legless ante 39

[normal stone]

I'm also just rly bad at playing for high score/late game

[restive brook]

then spend 5 years rerolling ghost

[normal stone]

hey I got my plasma unseeded naneinf it just took me 100 tries

[spice grove]

Do i take the photo if yes then who i sub it out for

[final plover]

so we get the rebate here?

it's just I really don't wanna die here

[normal stone]

unfortunately it didnt save in my high score bc im playing on mobile and I exited the game before losing, causing my game to crash

[restive brook]

only 100???? it took me like 50-100h 😭 for mine, i mean it was also ante 39 but

[obsidian sphinx]

im on ante 3 wth

[restive brook]

yes, for mime

[final plover]

alright

[normal stone]

well tbf I didn't count it just took an absurdly long time

[jade fulcrum]

Yo is naneif possible from this position?

I do t really know what to do

[restive brook]

need WAY more context.

[slender fossil]

no

[normal stone]

i don't think so on ghost deck?

[restive brook]

money, vouchers, deck, more.

[jade fulcrum]

Damn

Alr

I'll just play it out I guess

[final plover]

oh hey burg is here

I barely survived the previous ante, and I doubt I'm going to survive the next if I keep going like this

[normal stone]

here’s my stats (notice ante 31 yet highest score is only 1 bil)

[normal stone]

you cant take burglar before you finish ante 24

bc you need all 7 jokers to contribute to scoring

(as you cant serpent ante 24)

[final plover]

my run is very close to dying though

I don't know what to go from here

[normal stone]

oh wait thats actually fair ig

[final plover]

I have retcon but

[dry briar]

too much money cards isntead of poylchrome steel

[normal stone]

since you dont rly have the pieces to survive ante 24 you could just go for high score on serpent

[final plover]

get rid of the rebate?

[normal stone]

I think so? hmm what ante is this?

[final plover]

21

[normal stone]

hmmmmmm ig

[final plover]

these are all the red steel cards I got

[normal stone]

money situation?

[proper sail]

Guys I don't think I'll be able to beat this blind...

[final plover]

basically none existant if I want to survive

[normal stone]

yeah ig you go burglar over rebate, reroll for serpent, make sure to copy burglar with your copiers, and see what you get

and it seems like best scoring config would probably be 1 copier on baron and 1 on mime (tho its harder to know with mix of gold/steel and mix of red seal/non red seal)

[obsidian sphinx]

probably loosing this run tho ngl

[final plover]

I put all the red seals on the far side of the deck to the right

after the gold card

[normal stone]

oh I meant as in not having ALL of the deck be red seal and steel

since you have a large hand size on serpent you'll have a mix

[meager sage]

I HAVE DONE IT

[final plover]

only e82

[meager sage]

I REACHED GOLD STAKE WITH BLACK DECK

[normal stone]

ah well

[final plover]

I really do hate the amount of luck required sometimes

it was so well too

but I needed to find the deja vu

I even got sixth sense

but ran out of those

sometimes, it really just does come down to luck

time to grind again

and hope I get lucky

[slim junco]

actual congrats my gay aggretsuko fan friend

that's some patience there

ong

[slim junco]

how you even get to "-3,8" ante wtf

[proper sail]

Cryptid mod using Antimatter deck

[slim junco]

like there are in betweens of antes or

[slim junco]

ah that explains everything

[proper sail]

playing my entire deck has been calculating for over 11 minutes now

[slim junco]

but what that mean??? 5.7 hands...???

[proper sail]

5 hands but it says 5.7

[slim junco]

how you play 0.7 hands???

[proper sail]

102.6 consumables

[slim junco]

nah incredible

[proper sail]

258.6 jokers

50.1 cards

[slim junco]

you ate 0.4 of em or what

[proper sail]

yeah

[slim junco]

I'm not even amazed by the score, but by those non integers values on full stuff?

wtf

[proper sail]

once I got the mult to 1.6e1.008e300

2 e's

[slim junco]

rip pc

[proper sail]

it's still calculating

at over 15 minutes

[slim junco]

yeah rip pc

[proper sail]

Don't worry my pc is buff

[slim junco]

fuck are you doing with your time

you are never finishing that run

[proper sail]

Ussually CoD but just yesterday I got the Cryptid Mod

[slim junco]

go cod meanwhile then lmfao

you gonna grow roots!

[proper sail]

Ok

[slim junco]

get those pentas boy!

[proper sail]

1000s calculating and over 9 million Elapsed Calculations

Launching CoD now

Nevermind I need to update and that will take hours

I'm just gonna watch YT

[meager sage]

Lmao ty

[restive brook]

you can only burgles naneinf on plams

plasma

[slim junco]

gg

nah yall getting gold stake done 😭 i feel so left behind

[proper sail]

I don't even have red stake done 🙂 (I'm horrible at the Game)

1840 seconds and counting 🙂

[dry briar]

What

i avent yet

[viscid quiver]

same

challenging

[proper sail]

2000 seconds to calculate one hand

[pseudo trench]

would anyone with c++ be willing to send me their save so i can get the achievment on my steam profile

i sent a message before

abt deleting my save like a dumbo

and im tryna get it back but theres nothing i can do

[dry briar]

gotta regrind it all

you deleted it

gotta get it back

[pseudo trench]

im cooked

whatver i got a video of me getting my last joker

[gilded bay]

[gilded bay]

I still need to get several Golden Stakes.

I've only played for 60 hours.

[pseudo trench]

you got this

this game is amazing

[graceful tree]

I'm so sad :<

Psychic destroyed such a good run I had

[gilded bay]

I HATE PLAYING ON THE BLACK DECK

And only once could I make the 8-ball work.

[slim junco]

im near to

not there yet

just orange on my way

[dry briar]

same

[graceful tree]

I had two dnas oncr with polychrome with ghost deck's Hex and Ankh and a blueprint

[covert sparrow]

😭

i hate gold stake

AND ANOTHER ONE LITERALLY NEXT SHOP

WHAT IS THIS GAME

[pseudo trench]

I RECOVERED THE FILES

BOOOM

[prime glen]

I found a awesome build guys

[slender sierra]

Going for an unseeded naninf run and took me till ante 17 for my mime

[prime glen]

How does it feel to live my dream

[slim junco]

lucky mf kinda envy your luck

[meager sage]

Sheeeesh

[abstract solstice]

Any help what should I do now ? Which joker to remove and how to order them ?

[dry briar]

how 4 blueprint 1 brainstorm

[slender sierra]

I got really lucky at the start with a spectral pack with deja vu, then an early dna and started copying my red seal hoping for the best

[prime glen]

What’s your cards look like?

[slender sierra]

I got an ankh in a spectral pack and went all in to copy blueprint, then showman and invis joker

[slender sierra]

brainstorm from shop

[dry briar]

:pro:

the fact that its legit gameplay is amazing

[wintry cove]

How do I beat grey stake

[prime glen]

Kill photo. Order:
blueprint>king>mime>chad>brainstorm

unless I’m misremembering that’s the most efficient ordering

Your power will come from your steel kings so photo is pretty useless long term tbh

[abstract solstice]

sweet, thanks a lot

[magic swan]

i thought deck fixing is just lame, until i found out that idol existed

3 hanging man per Ante

[dry briar]

not even idol but most decks work better when fixing the deck

unless you are using some joker that scales multi like the reroll joker one

[magic swan]

Flash Card or Crazy?

[magic swan]

i figured

i wonder how i got into orange stake without fixing my deck once

[dry briar]

flash

[magic swan]

Mr. Bones being my first ever discovered Joker

[dry briar]

mrbones best joker

if negative best joker in the game

[magic swan]

S tier

[dry briar]

so true

[terse pagoda]

Mr Beast did save my ass way too many times

[magic swan]

it's like relying on medicine

[vernal tartan]

I don’t get what you mean by this

[magic swan]

like

you know

just discard more

[terse pagoda]

I mean if hes in my shop and my jokers are shit what else should i do?

[vernal tartan]

How could it be seen as lame though

[restive swallow]

I was given 52 cards and i will end with 52 cards just like it was intended

[terse pagoda]

I might end with 53 sometimes

[magic swan]

THIS

😭

[terse pagoda]

Unless i have hologram

[restive swallow]

53 cards you sicko...

ykno what's wild

[magic swan]

me burning my friend's card on the table (deckfixing is important)

[restive swallow]

we got all these funny jokers

but no jokers for the actual deck

like a normal deck of cards would have

[terse pagoda]

Yeah erm, isnt that the whole Balatro premise?

[restive swallow]

no

if you go buy a brand new deck of cards

unopened it will have 54 cards

13 of each suit

and two jokers

where are my two jokers

😡

[terse pagoda]

In the shop

[magic swan]

Jimbo and Jen

[restive swallow]

I don't want them in the shop

this is an outrage

[terse pagoda]

Giving you mult and chips

[restive swallow]

a scam!

[terse pagoda]

[restive swallow]

why do i have to pay extra for content i should have!

[magic swan]

poker irl doesn't play wirh jokers ?

i rhink?

[restive swallow]

some forms do

[magic swan]

it's just glorified wild cards

[restive swallow]

and i want them

give me my 2 free wild cards 😡

[terse pagoda]

I am glorifying It, and by it

well

[restive swallow]

heh

[terse pagoda]

Lets jusr say

My jokers

[restive swallow]

YOU

it was you who stole my jokers

get back here

[terse pagoda]

15$

Take It or leave it

[magic swan]

not egen legendary would cost that much

[terse pagoda]

Its 2 jokers

[restive swallow]

where'd i leave my egg...

[terse pagoda]

They should make a egg joker that when sold gives you more Money than when you bought it

Like

Every round won It makes its value go up

Wouldnt It be a cool joker?

[restive swallow]

Like a nest egg

[terse pagoda]

Yeah...

[magic swan]

Why is there an egg on the poker table

[terse pagoda]

Sir, omlet

[restive swallow]

Hungy

[magic swan]

do you know how much an egg costs nowadays

[terse pagoda]

I dunno

Dont they sell them in dozens?

[magic swan]

well

[terse pagoda]

[magic swan]

do you think keeping a carton of eggs on the table will make the value more expensive

[terse pagoda]

I mean, you're not recycling It so

Maybe?

Screw It im gonna get Gold stake on Ghost deck

[magic swan]

ghost deck is B tier

[misty axle]

Hola balatreros

[magic swan]

balatritos

[misty axle]

Balatritos

[restive swallow]

egg

[viscid quiver]

USSR fan spotted

or whatever it's called

[misty axle]

@viscid quiver @restive swallow

[viscid quiver]

what

why u pinged me

[restive swallow]

huh

[viscid quiver]

??!??

[restive swallow]

why did i get pinged all i said was egg

[viscid quiver]

why a are you pinging for no reason

[misty axle]

@viscid quiver @viscid quiver

@restive swallow @restive swallow

[restive swallow]

Can you not?

[viscid quiver]

bro has negative IQ

[misty axle]

@viscid quiver @restive swallow

[restive swallow]

YES WHAT

HOW CAN I HELP

[misty axle]

@misty axle

[viscid quiver]

bro's just playing with us

[restive swallow]

and it's working

[viscid quiver]

yea..

[misty axle]

@magic swan

@viscid quiver

@restive swallow

[restive swallow]

nooo i thought i was safe...

[viscid quiver]

you're annoying as hell @misty axle

[misty axle]

@viscid quiver @viscid quiver

@restive swallow

[restive swallow]

nooo please 😭 stop tagging me

[viscid quiver]

<@&1133519078540185692> this guy is pinging for no reason

[misty axle]

@viscid quiver @restive swallow

Sorry sorry

[viscid quiver]

just stop aight?

[flint copper]

Just block?

[limpid rose]

This seed is nuts. I haven’t taken an ecto yet lmao

[haughty plinth]

Im not winning this one 💔

[viscid quiver]

good idea

[obsidian sphinx]

[raw valve]

Is there a meme channel in this server?

[viscid quiver]

nope

[raw valve]

Oh alright

[restive swallow]

you can try the cesspit that's #🃏・off-topic

[magic swan]

haaaaaaiiiiiii :3

[raw valve]

Alright thanks!

[fathom minnow]

They've been timed out for a day with a warning, if they do this again, they'll be removed from the server

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling

[viscid quiver]

alright thanks dude

[slim junco]

Jhon Balatro is LocalThunk's real name

[buoyant orbit]

[novel fjord]

My bad im at work rn, thanks gothic

[fathom minnow]

Never apologise for not being first to a mod ping. We're (the non-playstack staff) all volunteers, and the community understands that, they're good s

[haughty plinth]

balatro Balatro

[novel fjord]

Nah its just I heard it but couldn't respond, glad you got it in time though.

[fathom minnow]

I've been on do not disturb for 3 straight years 😛

[slim junco]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1FkoVC85Ds3mFoK0fVqEqP?si=wUBuyHGMQbyHkRcbifXH1w

[half whale]

at what point do you have to stop

[flint copper]

The Full House strategy

[toxic night]

i take the red seal no? i have boss reroll voucher

[half whale]

full house builds call to me like the green goblin mask

[half whale]

take the hex, nothing else in that pack is worth it

[half whale]

holy
put that shit in #1156061354076155944

[jovial lion]

Can't believe that balatro taught me how exponents work

[short wedge]

i played this exact 8 twice somehow

[toxic night]

i forgot to copy now i need to die

[rugged abyss]

Can someone help me out... I just found a blueprint and dunno what to replace

Also, next boss I have to sell a joker 💀

[half whale]

how much is constellation on

[rugged abyss]

3x

Lemme guess... constellation?

[half whale]

copying chad will get you more

yes

[rugged abyss]

Damn. And I'll sell cloud 9 after

Shame, shame

[half whale]

yup

cant have been giving you that much anyway

[rugged abyss]

Fair point. The dream will live on another day 😔

[half whale]

this fucking game

STOP

FUCK

[rugged abyss]

The game loves me

[still moat]

This game so hard🙏✌️

[limpid tree]

new high score we go crazy

considering i got none of the vouchers that would've actually made the game last longer i think this was pretty good

[rugged abyss]

One of the quickest blueprints I've found

Omg ante one what

[limpid tree]

no white shirt roffle..?.

who is this guy..?

[vocal plank]

user id: 1359453473539756153

This guy is a scammer, they always do the same thing. randomly adds, sends a random message, then "oops, i added the wrong person, however nice to meet you"

[flint mesa]

that's elffor, the evil roffle

[vocal plank]

she tries to threaten me, saying random stuff about my sister

hope staff get rid of this guys

[uneven edge]

💀

just block her man

[novel fjord]

is this person in the server?

frankly it just appears to be a bot I suggest you just block them

[viscid quiver]

it's some bot most likely

i had one trying to steal my steam account

[viscid quiver]

block and report don't message this scum

[thick plume]

2 tribs, 3 sock and buskins, and dusk 😭

[edgy heath]

HOW

[thick plume]

Seeded run with anaglyph deck

I also js found a blue print 😭

[edgy heath]

give me your seed🤤

[edgy heath]

which ante bro

[thick plume]

I found it on I think 9 or 10?

All the other cards I had around ante 6

[edgy heath]

dayum

seed where🤤

[jovial lion]

Can a Todo list joker choose a hand you can't play

For example if your deck is only kings can it choose straight

[torpid topaz]

Tl;dr How do make/view crash reports?

Im on steam deck and am new to the game.
Game is vanilla. Deck is updated. Proton version us 9.0-4
Constantly getting crashes but haven't had any luck finding if/where crash reports post to make a bug report.

Its always a CTD without any error messages

Crashes happen randomly. Once without any input (was idling while searching for similar issues on phone)
Nothing that matches my issues found in recent bug reports or with keyword searching

[thick plume]

Oh sorry, A48K4XIF, it’s in threads

Skip first round, in the first shop buy spectral pack, buy ankh and then immolate, and then you buy the buffoon pack for dusk, and you buy sock and buskin

[zenith bridge]

What do I do? Who do I sell or do I sell anyone

[thick plume]

I’d js sell riff raff, that’s js my take tho

[zenith bridge]

It’s the checkered deck so the half joker wouldn’t really help but it’s negative

[tacit bronze]

chat im so close to jokerless victory

[thick plume]

I mean free cash ig?

[zenith bridge]

Sold him

[warm mist]

balatro

[tacit bronze]

i think they meant free temperance value

[obtuse bone]

god damn im starting to love blackboard

[zenith bridge]

Who has that seed for the erratic deck that has all 10s?

[edgy heath]

7lb2wvpk

[zenith bridge]

Tysm

[zenith owl]

It's actually "balatro"

Lol

[edgy heath]

np big dawg

[edgy heath]

real

[zenith owl]

If you type in "balatro" in seed you get it

[edgy heath]

fr?

[zenith owl]

Yeah

And you get two chicots

[edgy heath]

no its not

js checked it bruh

[zenith owl]

Well i was lying about the 10s part but you actually get two chicots lol

You get one at ante 4 or 5

And the other after you win in endless in like ante 10 or 11

[zenith bridge]

Why would you need 2 chicots

[zenith owl]

Idk

The seed is bizarre

[warm mist]

dude wtf

[edgy heath]

oh damn thats crazy

[edgy heath]

holy shit

[warm mist]

wahat do I take

[obtuse bone]

if you hold r to reset does that reset your winstreak

[edgy heath]

chad and arrowhead

[warm mist]

got it

[zenith owl]

I think it just resets the run

[edgy heath]

lmk if you win

[haughty plinth]

Yes

[edgy heath]

it jus resets the current run

[zenith owl]

Are you a bread or a croissant

[obtuse bone]

so winstreak only resets when you get a lose screen?

[edgy heath]

both

[edgy heath]

ye

[edgy heath]

holy shit you watch polygon donut???

[zenith owl]

You are a hybrid creation of wheat?

A bread within a croissant

Sounds sus

[edgy heath]

im within you.

[obtuse bone]

aint a croissant a type of bread?

[zenith owl]

I am just a bird

[edgy heath]

thats what im sayin

[zenith owl]

Nah it's a crossiant

Bread is different

Crossiants tend to be a little sugary while bread is just normal

[edgy heath]

no im a lil funny tasting too

[zenith owl]

Wym

People put cream cheese inside you?

You are filled aren't you?

[obtuse bone]

my bad

[edgy heath]

brother😭

[zenith owl]

A cream cheese filled crossiant

Filled to the brim

[edgy heath]

im gonna fill@obtuse bone with cream

cheese

[edgy heath]

THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG

[zenith owl]

You said you taste like cheese

So i am just saying

[edgy heath]

i taste like chocolate

[zenith owl]

A chocolate filled crossiant

Brown chocolate

Filled to the brim

[edgy heath]

why do you gotta say filled to the brim bro😭😭

[zenith owl]

Because our products are always high quality

[edgy heath]

real

[zenith owl]

We sell your body so customers can eat you

Since you are filled to the brim

[edgy heath]

😨

[zenith owl]

You really have no choice since you are just a croissant

[edgy heath]

true true

[zenith owl]

So we can sell you without your consent

[edgy heath]

im just a simple croissant

[zenith owl]

Ez money

And yes you should @edgy heath

[edgy heath]

i should what

[zenith owl]

Lamp

[edgy heath]

lamp.

[shy lava]

bruh

[small hemlock]

Good morning chat

How's everyone doing?

[solemn elm]

Balatro

[visual osprey]

I've been working on a small project with few friends for four weeks, 2d adventure one
can you take a look and give your review
4-5 mins

[wheat vortex]

Gambling

[visual osprey]

can anybody help me?

[bitter stream]

what's the cost

[nimble scarab]

wow a straight

[small hemlock]

Very good fucking answer

Me too

Also, i unlocked a joker that is a green rock with red dots

[bitter stream]

bloodstone?

[small hemlock]

Not sure, this

It's sending

[nimble scarab]

yeah thats bloodstone

[bitter stream]

yep

[small hemlock]

I see a lot of people using it

[nimble scarab]

cause its really good

[rich pawn]

If I have balatro on pc gamepass and want to buy on steam for mods and stuff will my progress save if it's on the same pc?

[nimble scarab]

best rock joker imo

[small hemlock]

Ooo it works well with baseball card

[bitter stream]

I remember when i found that and a oops in the same shop

[small hemlock]

Oops?

[nimble scarab]

zamn

[small hemlock]

Oh, the dice?

[bitter stream]

oops all six's

doubles all chances ex 1/3->2/3

[small hemlock]

Also, i saw on the wiki that the dice makes it so that Cavendish goes from 1/1000 to 1/500

Wouldn't it be from 1/1000 to 2/1000?

[bitter stream]

yeah

the wiki is unreliable

[obtuse bone]

should i play flushes on the flush deck or still pairs?

[bitter stream]

depends what jokers

[small hemlock]

Pairs

In 🟧🟦 we trust

🙏

[bitter stream]

you could technically do both

[small hemlock]

Ngl, pants and banana are such a good combo

[bitter stream]

cavendish or michelle?

[small hemlock]

Cav

An unconditional x3 is good asf

[bitter stream]

ye

[small hemlock]

How do i check what jokers I used to win in previous runs?

Or i can't do that

[bitter stream]

tho 1/1000 is kinda annoying

[bitter stream]

enable stickers

[small hemlock]

Oh, the little stakes on the corners?

[bitter stream]

ex my sok and buskin has a green sticker

[small hemlock]

Ah, my buttplug has a green sticker

Arrowhead*

Typo 💀

[bitter stream]

!!?

[small hemlock]

Canio has a green sticker, my beloved

[rich pawn]

?

[small hemlock]

I tried the ghost deck on a different profile and it seems so much fun

Plasma and ghost decks seem really fun, fuck

Has anyone played Marvel Snap here?

[obtuse bone]

is it just me or does the erosion trading card combo go silly

[bitter stream]

I got Throwback first ante again

[agile pawn]

no

[willow kite]

I might be alone with having fav common joker runner

[small hemlock]

Holo wrathful eternal joker...

With the world next to it

What is the game trying to tell me

[solemn elm]

runner is fun and decent, definitely one of the better chips scalers

[warm mist]

will I survive

nvm dawg

1/4 chance

oughh

[solemn elm]

why is your joker order like that

[warm mist]

those are sacrificial jokers

[solemn elm]

put swash to the left of your xmult

[warm mist]

yaya

[solemn elm]

You know you don't need to sacrifice jokers to scale madness right

It scales no matter what

It's not like dagger

[warm mist]

Ik

[solemn elm]

So then wdym 😭

[warm mist]

scared to kill

square

but it died anyway

I'm guessing it has an equal chance to kill any one of ur jokers

so like

[solemn elm]

any non eternal, it doesn't target eternals

[warm mist]

I bought the other three randos to protect square

[solemn elm]

so it can't "miss" unless you have no targets

[warm mist]

ya

square was my chip joker

[small hemlock]

It's joever chat

The goad...

We're so back, blue joker my beloved

[zenith bridge]

What’s the play here? Flush only deck

I forgot to mention I can only have 4 jokers

[obtuse bone]

i decided to go for flushes on the flush deck

[undone notch]

WE LOVE FLUSHES!!

[zinc edge]

just had a really good run :)

[obtuse bone]

wouldnt the blueprint coppying sock my buskin do more points?

[zinc edge]

oh

whatever

its toolate now

to be fair i picked up the blueprint very early and buskin later

[obtuse bone]

[zinc edge]

[pine cargo]

Omg i love balatro

(I hate balatro)

[obtuse bone]

how come we only have planet x for the planet cards

[paper shadow]

hello

[small hemlock]

OMG it's lirili larila!

[edgy heath]

hey have you perchance heard of tralalero tralala

[paper shadow]

Yes

Tralalero Tralala is evil

[edgy heath]

i agree

[paper shadow]

byw

what yall think its the best joker?

[edgy heath]

throwback solos

throwback throwing it back

[paper shadow]

lol

[solemn elm]

Blueprint

It's the best, generally.

[vast raft]

It's canio but specifically when you have pareidolia

Otherwise you're fucked

[zenith bridge]

What do I do now

I got a blueprint

Who do I sell

Or do I sell

[obtuse bone]

prolly burnt

you dont need it anymore do you

[zenith bridge]

High cards on level 25

[obtuse bone]

you could sell chad or photo then

they dont scale

[zenith bridge]

Which of them two

[obtuse bone]

probably chad

[thorny wedge]

Guys what do I do against Green stake Bug on mobile

[zenith bridge]

Alright

[obtuse bone]

i have no idea what that is so i have no idea

[obtuse bone]

is this seeded?

[thorny wedge]

Well I have done checkered deck twice now on Green stake

[zenith bridge]

Yeah it’s a seed I found here that has perkeo and 2 brainstorms

Didn’t expect a blueprint too

[thorny wedge]

Got it to ante 9 and unlocked Next deck but it’s Not there

[obtuse bone]

does it have naninf potential?

[zenith bridge]

owner said it’s a naneinf and has a video showing how

But icba to watch it

[obtuse bone]

aight

[zenith bridge]

Do you want the seed?

[obtuse bone]

nah im just tryna gold stake all decks

after i do that ill probably go for an unseeded naninf

[zenith bridge]

Do I take?

[small hemlock]

What's the downside of doing seeded runs?

[zenith bridge]

It doesn’t count towards anything

[small hemlock]

So, i can't complete stakes for example

[zenith bridge]

You can’t unlock new jokers n shit I think

[zenith bridge]

You can but I don’t think it gives you the next stake

[small hemlock]

Fuck

[zenith bridge]

I’m not sure this is my first time doing a seeded run just assuming

But it’s like this in every other game

[ruby quail]

seeded is just for fun

[small hemlock]

I'm struggling so much on black stake

Can't go past ante 4

😔

[zenith bridge]

With observatory 😭😭

This seed is cracked

How much is nane inf? Because I got e27

[humble grotto]

how

[zenith bridge]

Seeded

[humble grotto]

oh

well

u will lose anyway

but

that ain't matter

[zenith bridge]

How bro I’m literally gonna get naneinf😭

[humble grotto]

how

[zenith bridge]

Because it’s seeded

[humble grotto]

u need to get past e308 or something

[zenith bridge]

Yeah but the seed is naneinf

[humble grotto]

what's the seed

[zenith bridge]

Theoddca

[obtuse bone]

about 1.6 e 308

[zenith bridge]

I think I’ve got this

[zenith bridge]

Should I buy hanging Chad

It keeps popping up

[obtuse bone]

and sell what?

photo chad doesnt scale

[zenith bridge]

No idea

[zenith bridge]

Agreed

[obtuse bone]

did you make red seal steel kings?

or in the process of making them?

[zenith bridge]

Yeah I’m in the process

It’s gonna be hard though

If a baron pops up it’s over though

[opal fog]

yummy

looks inside
photochad

[marsh plume]

well uhh

this is certainly a shop

[zenith bridge]

Js use ecto and get brainstorm

[obtuse bone]

is this seeded?

[marsh plume]

its unseeded
got a blueprint from ante 1 pack
then an ankh
then an invis joker

[obtuse bone]

ghost deck im assuming

[marsh plume]

its plasma

[obtuse bone]

what da hel

if you can get a perkeo there is naninf potential on this seed

[lone vault]

4 fingers + shortcut is goated

[near spindle]

Lightning Storm-
-# Rare
-# Use a Five Flush 5 times in a row
Whenever a Tarot Card, Planet Card, or Spectral Card is used, this gains +0.5x mult, resets at the end of every Blind.

[strange sorrel]

I finally beat gold stake on black deck omg

That took forever

[obtuse bone]

seems way too broken

[strange sorrel]

Joker settup, playing pair/highcard

[marsh plume]

unfortunately lost in ante 10
had not enough scaling in my score

[tacit bronze]

rework it to 0,25x only cuz with emperor, fool, whatever the tarot that makes 2 planets cuz 1 one of those could make you 1,5x which is too broken

[wise plaza]

I'm 53 rounds into a game, have 3 blueprints, 1 brainstorm, baron, dna and still cannot find a god damn mime except now I'm decked out enough I need the antimater to even use it

[vale fog]

nothing feels more satisfying than emperor spitting out fool so you get another emperor which spits out a fool again, with a hermit

[vast raft]

I got an emperor fool 3 times in a row once

[tacit bronze]

real

[obtuse bone]

have you gotten your naninf

[zenith bridge]

Nah I’m on ante 21 rn

[obtuse bone]

how much are you scoring

[zenith bridge]

I just can’t get chariots

[zenith bridge]

E80

[brisk zinc]

wow thank you invisible joker this was so useful

[small hemlock]

Now you can clap

[vast raft]

It's 2 left hands

So no

[wise plaza]

Finally a mime, time to sell the brainstorm and wait for antimatter to buy again

[small hemlock]

Now you can dap yourself up

[wise plaza]

Thankfully selling the brainstorm means I don't need the showman when i get antimatter

[vale fog]

you can now play flushes and straights with 3 cards! (misinformation)

[brisk zinc]

this feels very uncomfortable

[small hemlock]

The ox

On a flush build.

[high drift]

The pain is just getting started

Istg Violet Vessel on Black Deck is absolutely shit

I almost lose on small blind due to not having Two Pairs

Then i decided to sell baseball card and use my judgement I hold for 3 rounds

It gives me photograph

Clutched

[high drift]

[weak tusk]

do expired jokers still get gold stickers?

[high drift]

Yes

[opaque shard]

I like how the background looks like the back of some playing cards

[brisk zinc]

i got yet another chicot from a soul card

where are my tribs

[zenith bridge]

Take or no

[magic swan]

we're outta square

[brisk zinc]

yea sell this because i can't tell what it is

red card?

[zenith bridge]

It’s negative

[vast raft]

Negative red card

[brisk zinc]

oh

that's why it looks weird

uhhh

[vast raft]

Redn't card

[brisk zinc]

i mean the soul could be a trib

[zenith bridge]

There are odds that it isn’t though

It’s a 1 of 5

[brisk zinc]

yea

gambling game

[zenith bridge]

Yorick

[brisk zinc]

not the worst

[opaque shard]

What did you sell

[zenith bridge]

Photo

[opaque shard]

Damn

[sand raft]

Good

[devout turtle]

absolute insanity

[weak tusk]

so do debuffed jokers get stickers or no?

[weak pine]

Goodnight balatro server chat

i love you

[sand raft]

Good night

[small hemlock]

Good night incel loving fag!

(Your server name)

[weak pine]

Name and occupation

[sand raft]

Why is this the freakier version of #🕹・game-discussion

[small hemlock]

I relate to the third part

[sand raft]

Same

[sand raft]

WHERE IS YOUR CASH

[weak pine]

I like the whole part

[vast raft]

Men

[small hemlock]

Women 🙏

[tough oyster]

Balatro

[devout turtle]

spent up at final shop

[weak pine]

Incels 🙏

[brisk zinc]

jokerpoker balala

[sand raft]

NO THUNK DAMN YOU WHY CANT I SEND STICKERS

[tough oyster]

Lalatro

[small hemlock]

Chat, rng fucked me

[tribal beacon]

Oh shit i send it in the wrong channel

[vast raft]

Get yo money up not yo funny up

[tribal beacon]

Fuckin balala xdd

I love that make

[vast raft]

Balls

[devout turtle]

idk ante 1 rocket may have done that

[zenith bridge]

Ggs

[brisk zinc]

what do i sell? no stuntman because i gave myself a challenge to complete this run with a 5 card hand

blueprint is always a must when i see it

plasma deck if that matters

[stiff hull]

Drunkard

You don’t need discards with this build

[spice moth]

Fr

[brisk zinc]

we'll see

5 cards is rough

[spice moth]

What deck u on?

[brisk zinc]

plama

tbf i got recyclomancy so i have plenty of discards

i sold drunkard

[spice moth]

Ah

well thats good

[drowsy mesa]

Get an ecto

[brisk zinc]

yeah "just get an ecto"

because i can choose what cards i find when

not even close

[drowsy mesa]

Ask the gods for divine favour

[brisk zinc]

okay

[drowsy mesa]

Take a goat to the highest peak in the land and sacrifice it for fortune

[brisk zinc]

this balatro shit gets serious

[drowsy mesa]

Greater men have died.

Pain lies ahead in the quest for the funniest balatro run

[brisk zinc]

only 2 more vouchers to unlock :D

gotta redeem 10 vouchers in a run and buy playing cards

[zenith owl]

@brisk zinc your next run is going to be real epic

But you will die in ante 13

I can feel it

Can sense it

[brisk zinc]

i haven't even reached ante 13 before so

[zenith owl]

What ante are you

[brisk zinc]

currently 2 lol i just started

[zenith owl]

This run will be epic

[brisk zinc]

i've reached 12 like twice

[zenith owl]

You will reach 13

I call it

[thin gull]

i hate myself

if not the bad luck of drawing my hands
i would had beaten orange stake and get 100% collection

[brisk zinc]

well fed green boy

[finite wolf]

Wish customize deck add aces so ace from dead by Daylight will be happy as ace card

[gaunt remnant]

Someone give me an uncommon,x mult,5$ card with neither scaling nor rng please(I'm playing balatrodle)

[gaunt remnant]

Hate your luck not your self

[thin gull]

my luck is from myself

thats same thing

[royal harbor]

Guys, how can I achieve the best result, a deck of glass cards with a red seal

[gaunt remnant]

If only I could play cryptid mod on my phone

[drifting owl]

omg

[sly frigate]

yall

i just sold to the moon so i could ankh my poly lusty joker

and i opened an arcana pack

used a judgement

and GOT TO THE MOON

[brisk zinc]

aw yeah

[slim junco]

insane things happening on my run

[brisk zinc]

@zenith owl crazy prediction

it wasn't the next run but i did make it to ante 13 today

[tame cedar]

I’m bored should I buy Balatro mobile despite having Balatro Steam?

[brisk zinc]

yes give thunk all your money

[vapid pebble]

After an entire night going at it, I finally beat Jokerless (with a Lv. 45 4oak). This is one of the only challenges that actually felt like a challenge lol.

[meager plank]

Is Balatro real

[meager plank]

Buy a steam deck exclusively for Balatro, good use of money.

They should rename the steam deck the “balatrodeck”

[brisk zinc]

i will make a linux distro that only supports balatro

not even a desktop or anything

when you boot your pc it instantly opens balatro and if you quit it shuts down your pc

[magic swan]

the ULTIMATE

LMFAOAOAOAOAOA

Chips build ftw

almost planetless

[zenith owl]

Lamp?

[zenith owl]

Chips ahoy?

[magic swan]

chips ahoy

[quick gazelle]

did you use showman and invisible joker for that build

[lament birch]

A face run in the no face cards deck

[magic swan]

yeah LMAO

[quick gazelle]

genius

[magic swan]

It almost feels like i got blessed directly

[quick gazelle]

photochad in early antes

[magic swan]

streamer luck

[quick gazelle]

of course that’s it

the entire run is scripted

joking obv

[magic swan]

let me thunk

yeah right LMAO

yeah no that's just way too easy

[reef apex]

Can’t wait to do runs today

[shadow canyon]

Me too

[reef apex]

I got my first glass card last night

[magic swan]

good shit

oh mother of heaven

baron or dna

the deck

[shadow canyon]

Baron should go

You could try to scale him but idk if you could scale him fast enough fast for him to matter

[reef apex]

What’s the worst boss to deal with

[loud jackal]

the forbidden flush 5 baron

[cursive badger]

depends on your build

[noble wagon]

smeared joker would go so crazy right now

[quick gazelle]

unfortunately they break easy

[reef apex]

Yeah figured that out the hard way it broke first play

[shadow canyon]

Depends on what cards / Jokers you railing on

[quick gazelle]

lol

[cursive badger]

holy shit its john balatro

[quick gazelle]

the one and only

[magic swan]

oh im going yo tweak

[cursive badger]

[magic swan]

WHY DOES IT HIT RIFF RAFF

[cursive badger]

[noble wagon]

OHHHHHH

common rare tag W

[cursive badger]

free blueprint!!!!

[reef apex]

Yesss and btw I hate plant too

[flint saddle]

its beautiful

[noble wagon]

never knew i’d be wishing for a smeared joker

[shadow canyon]

There's is really fun seed with all rare cards MIPK41M6

You guys should try it

[reef apex]

I’ll start messing with seeds when I get at least one unseeded run win

[shadow canyon]

How long have you been playing?

[reef apex]

2 days

[magic swan]

MY.FIRST E

YEAAAAAA

[noble wagon]

it might be wraps 💔💔

yeah i’m done for

gg

[shadow canyon]

This was the best run I ever had

[merry dirge]

when the boss blind counters the build its programmed to counter

[terse pagoda]

Eternal yip yap

[terse pagoda]

Damnn

[noble wagon]

dude..

[merry dirge]

credit card in the standard pack

[terse pagoda]

Selling madness hard

[terse pagoda]

[noble wagon]

it’s a standard pack?..

huh

oh wait

[merry dirge]

its a .. a goof

my internet is sbad

[noble wagon]

i just saw 💀

mb

damn

shop had nothing good

it was only econ jokers

[merry dirge]

this is what blueprint greed grants you

take notes

[magic swan]

personal best

[merry dirge]

photo chad

spotted

[magic swan]

late antes scales really fast

[edgy heath]

why did you even take riff raff bro😭😭😭

[magic swan]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it was the negative tag

it hits eternal yip yap

i gotta do it man

[autumn mantle]

why wouldn’t you take a negative in the shop

[merry dirge]

gotta pay respects to the goat riffraff

[merry dirge]

money

[autumn mantle]

ok but you get slightly more temperance value 🔥

[edgy heath]

do it for the memes

[autumn mantle]

also jokers that benefit from having more jokers like abstract

also riff raff can help with econ if your joker slots aren’t full

[merry dirge]

yes my brotha its called a trade-off. but the reason you would not take a negative is because of the cost

sometimes you take it for econ or scoring and sometimes it's not worth buying