🎙・server-chat

[wheat lotus]

omg im not used to seeing face cards in my deck anymore haha, so used to abandoned deck now

[near spindle]

Also, Soggy Deck rework!

Soggy Deck-
After Ante 1, you can only select 4 cards at a time.
Booster Packs cost 50% less.

Yeah, it's handfisted, but it works!

Man, I love making decks

[hazy arch]

what about a finisher blind?

maybe on a white chip

[wheat lotus]

actually sounds kind of fun cause it would add decent value to jokers like square joker, or the one that allows for flushes/straights with 4 cards

[hazy arch]

4 fingers

[timid cedar]

Evil and intimidating Psychic

[near spindle]

Btw what do you guys think of pixel art

[near spindle]

Psychic can't appear, obviously

Oh wait, I can actually make Psychic fun

[hoary kernel]

aww theyre so cute together

all of em

[gentle hollow]

Bro this is sick

[near spindle]

Soggy Deck-
After Ante 1, you can only select 4 cards at a time.
Booster Packs cost 50% less.
Psychic's requirement now requires 1 less card.

[timid cedar]

also, just realised this deck is just the beta Arm but for the whole run

[near spindle]

Thanks

[restive swallow]

I think it should always be "you can only select 4 cards" not after ante one cos that's just awkward as heck imo

[near spindle]

It was originally that

But Ante 1 is hell

You quite literally cannot win Big Blind if you don't get a scoring joker first shop

[restive swallow]

you might not win

me on the other hand?

built different

[near spindle]

Damn. sorry Alpha 😔

[restive swallow]

the concept is cool tho i will admit

[near spindle]

And a lot, lot, more

[restive swallow]

a deck that changes it's gimmick each ante would be a lotta fun i think

obviously it'd be a set rotation and not random but like

[near spindle]

Hmmmm

[wheat lotus]

game mode where it swaps which deck youre playing on per ante

[lavish hull]

Yoooo wassup y’all, just got into balatro since it’s free on PlayStation this month, such a fun game

[restive swallow]

Yooo welcome in

enjoy your new addiction

[lavish hull]

Oh I will

I’ve already gotten a win

My build was crazy

[wheat lotus]

agreed, almost 230 hours play time and still not bored

[hazy arch]

dumb deck idea: takes the positives from every other deck and put them all together

[near spindle]

Fabric Deck-
If the Ante is odd, increase Hand Size by 1
If the Ante is even, multiply the amount of reward money you get from each Blind by 1.3x. (The value is rounded up, this fact isn't listed though.)

[hazy arch]

is there any particular reason why its fabric?

[near spindle]

You're right

[hazy arch]

heres a challenge, create a finisher that could be put on a white poker chip

[near spindle]

Graffitied Deck-
While the Ante is odd, increase Hand Size by 1
While the Ante is even, multiply the amount of reward money you get from each Blind by 1.3x. (The value is rounded up, this fact isn't listed though.)

[hazy arch]

oh man

imagine a deck that forced all boss blinds to be finishers

[near spindle]

Red? Deck-
+2 Discards -1 Hand

[near spindle]

They still scale

They would actually be a pretty fair amount per ante

[manic dust]

it might actually be easier lol

[near spindle]

the abilities though

ehhhh

Actually kinda easy

[hazy arch]

obviously there would have to be more finishers to compensate for that

[near spindle]

No no no no

[lime night]

what did card do i still doesnt understand

[near spindle]

Imagine the decks

Without fear of Plant, Head, Club, Water, Etc.

[manic dust]

thatd just be new boss blinds not finishers then xd

[hazy arch]

oh

[near spindle]

That deck is OP

[hazy arch]

is that cryptid

[flint copper]

Finity

[near spindle]

I mean

Unless they added new boss blinds

[hazy arch]

id love to see more bosses

[lime night]

can someone explain pls

at least tell the joker name so i can search on wiki

[hazy arch]

erosion

[lime night]

alr thx

[hazy arch]

pretty sure you have to break a few cards for it to work

[near spindle]

First of all: Erosion

Second of all: Here's the equation

(52-The current # of cards in your full deck)*4

[lime night]

9h so i have to deatroy

like hanged man

tysm

[near spindle]

No problem bro

[spice plinth]

i love mods

[hazy arch]

are those gigachad jimbos

what does hanging chat look like did it get gigachaded too

[near spindle]

Crumpled Deck-
Start with Director's Cut
Rerolls now cost 3$

Yo chat

Out of these three, which should I draw?

Graffitied Deck-
While the Ante is odd, increase Hand Size by 1
While the Ante is even, multiply the amount of reward money you get from each Blind by 1.3x. (The value is rounded up, this fact isn't listed though.)

Red? Deck-
+2 Discards -1 Hand

Crumpled Deck-
Start with Director's Cut
Rerolls now cost 3$

[hazy arch]

graffiti

[near spindle]

alr, alr

[meager plank]

I finally updated my phone to iOS 18

[meager plank]

I love graffiti dude

[restive swallow]

what does it mean for a bossblind to be a showdown?

[meager plank]

Is that the big boss that’s a little bit harder

[near spindle]

Verdant Leaf, Violent Vessel, etc.

[restive swallow]

OHhhhh

gotcha

sorry it's late i'm gettin eepy

late

it's 6:15am

[meager plank]

🫩🫩🫩

[restive swallow]

why you talkin to me in squares

[meager plank]

Oh

What device are you on

[restive swallow]

PC

[meager plank]

Does pc not have the new Unicode

[restive swallow]

apparently no

interesting

[restive swallow]

idk what that emote is but it's kind of a vibe

[meager plank]

It’s just a tired emoji

I JUST updated

I haven’t updated my phone in like a year because of storage issues and I decided to delete a bunch of stuff to update my phone, now my storage issues are fixed somehow

[restive swallow]

I can see it on my phone

but not PC

[meager plank]

I wonder why that is

[near spindle]

[meager plank]

I’m gonna go research

Is your PC up to date?

[restive swallow]

uhhh

...no

[meager plank]

That’s probably why

lol

[restive swallow]

oops

[glad oriole]

without any extra cards yea

[full remnant]

Me with oops heartstone

The humble The Head

[vivid tulip]

im taking space joker out back bruh im trying to do a flush run and this MOTHERER keeps leveling up every single hand i play that ISNT a flush

[restive swallow]

that's how they getcha

when you want it to proc it never does

[vivid tulip]

this dude leveled up a flush house and a straight flush and a two pair before deciding to not level up my flushes

[thorny condor]

Is obelisk like... Usable in any situation? I've never seen anyone build for it and i personally hate it

[vivid tulip]

https://youtu.be/LKSR3HhTLCI

watch this dude's vid

[slim shuttle]

obelisk is only useful lategame imo

[vivid tulip]

im still not taking obelisk but it helped me understand it more

[slim shuttle]

getting it early is a waste

[frank sinew]

do you mean late until ante 8 or endless

it’s gonna fall off after ante 12 almost every time

It’s just uh. hm

where’s the obelisk hater guy

fitting user for this convo lol

i think one day a week chat should have to name a joker they all hate that isn’t obelisk

like a therapy exercise. balatro therapy

[meager plank]

Obelisk in thumbnail will not be watching

[frank sinew]

There you are

[tender abyss]

8 ball

[frank sinew]

Ok maybe that one can’t count

no obelisk no 8 ball. go

hit the road counts because it can like. do something

[meager plank]

I updated my phone to iOS 18

[tender abyss]

Sixth sense, Superposition, and Seance

[frank sinew]

i hate updating my phone

yeah that’s valid if i want spectrals i’ll go on ghost deck

i have a love hate relationship with banner

[meager plank]

I had 40 gb of system data so I had to delete a few apps to finally update it, system data down to 7gb after update

[frank sinew]

on one hand it’s really good on plasma. on the other hand i spent TWO FUCKING WEEKS clearing purple on plasma and it did jack shit half the time and you like need discards with most hands

oh wow 90 chips thanks

60 chips? you shouldn’t have

[meager plank]

Yellow deck is good

You can buy photo AND Chad on shop one

[tender abyss]

If you roll em

[frank sinew]

true. png

[tender abyss]

[frank sinew]

lol

[meager plank]

With plasma deck if you roll both you’re sad

[frank sinew]

love picking up xmult on early antes and getting a worse score than if i don’t play them

[meager plank]

I’m enjoying the new skate 4 update currently

[frank sinew]

never played

[meager plank]

Most people haven’t

It’s early pre alpha rn

[frank sinew]

ohhh

never played the earlier ones either lol

i only had a wii 3ds and switch

[meager plank]

Technically there was a skate on the 3ds

But it’s so rare I can’t even pirate it

My friend has it

[frank sinew]

gotta love homebrew

don’t have it

gotta. uhm. do that

[meager plank]

I just found an emulator on iOS that’s free

[frank sinew]

i’m so scared of nuking my acnl save

[meager plank]

You just need the roms

[frank sinew]

have 600 hours

[meager plank]

Idk if it has 3ds support

[frank sinew]

nope

i have it

[meager plank]

Does animal crossing save to the 3ds or the cartridge

[frank sinew]

cartridge i thinkkkkk

but like

[meager plank]

You’d be fineeeee

[frank sinew]

that save is 7+ years old

i am terrified

i’m not touching it until someone experienced can do it

[meager plank]

My save in my copy of pokemon moon is almost a decade old

[frank sinew]

i also have important photos idk

[meager plank]

You could always just like take the sd card and make a backup of everything

[frank sinew]

i get that it’s “easy” but when i say im stupid i mean it

yeah i was gonna have my bf do it for me

[meager plank]

It was so easy that mine basically came with it done! (it literally did)

[frank sinew]

i remember hearing abt the fact that a stardew port was considered for 3ds but it reached end of life before it came out

lol i had my seller wipe it for storage

i was a goody two shoes and bought my shit myself

man. my nintendogs have been starving. for years

[tender abyss]

#🃏・off-topic message

Important thing for human rights and safety. Not here because it's irrelevant to the current conversation though

[frank sinew]

sorry guys

i would but US

[tender abyss]

Nahhhh, they're fine

[frank sinew]

idk if that violates the politics rule tho but i doubt it

[tender abyss]

I wouldn't imagine so.

[meager plank]

My sisters Nintendogs were last fed in 2012

[frank sinew]

yeaaaaahh i know how that stuff feels ;-;

[frank sinew]

ok i feel better

mine were like. 23 probably

man the 3d game is so bad with 3d

i remember it being nearly unplayable

[polar lotus]

What is this game?

[frank sinew]

in 3d i mean

you mean balatro?

or nintendogs

[meager plank]

Perfect viewing angle is still unreachable

[frank sinew]

The walking stuff was annoying

you would try to like get them away from a puddle and feel like you were choking them to death doing it

and they’d still. go to the puddle

i guess you could actually go for a walk but

no!

[meager plank]

I still get streetpasses

[frank sinew]

lol i live in the middle of nowhere

[meager plank]

My streetpass says fuck you

[frank sinew]

i guess there’s no server to ban you anymore lolz

i know i bought a splatoon theme

[meager plank]

And how would they report me 🧐

[frank sinew]

i stopped playing my 3ds after the new leaf servers shut down

i used to trade a lot

[meager plank]

I used to have 3 or 4 Nintendo employees on my streetpass

[frank sinew]

like multiple times a week a lot

[meager plank]

I NEED to find my old 2ds

[frank sinew]

Holy shit

flex

in person or just store miis?

[meager plank]

One of them was from North Dakota 🔥

[meager plank]

My 2ds never made one purchase online

[wise plaza]

I really didn't want this decision on the transition from flush 5 to barron

[frank sinew]

i wouldn’t

you have a naninf setup don’t throw it out

just save the seed if you wanna go for the soul later

[meager plank]

Photograph naneinf

[frank sinew]

I mean

[wise plaza]

Was sketchy to get those already ante 9 I had zero scoring to do some blueprint duoes

[frank sinew]

I forgot. to look for mine

but it’s not that hard to find

[wise plaza]

Photo can't naneinf

[frank sinew]

ur like one step away i guess you could throw photo out

[meager plank]

@stray mantle

[frank sinew]

anything you get is better than photo tbh

unless it’s canio

that’s probably not good

[meager plank]

Or chicot

[frank sinew]

no chicot good

[meager plank]

No score = no good

[frank sinew]

free 10 bucks

lol

[meager plank]

Photo worth more than 10 if he had gift card early

[wise plaza]

I'm only level 14;high card

[dapper thunder]

NEW YOKER LEAKED A NEW WILDCARD JOKER IS COMING OUT

AND A 7 JOKER HOLY SHIT

[meager plank]

Go away

@frank sinew I still play mk7 online

[dapper thunder]

OK MAN GO BACK TO YOUR 2.7K MESSAGES IN BALATRO DISCORD

[meager plank]

I think your caps lock is on

[haughty cedar]

are you sure?

[meager plank]

Never certain, maybe the shift key is stuck.

[wanton steeple]

When gross expires on ante 8 boss and u don't get the gold sticker

[meager plank]

This but cavendish

[wanton steeple]

If it happens with cavendish God just hates u at that point

[meager plank]

I have had 3 cavendish extinctions in less than 100 hours

I no longer take cavendish because it’s too risky

[haughty cedar]

i forgot that cavendish does that

[wanton steeple]

Do u oops all 6s?

[meager plank]

No

[wanton steeple]

Damn Jimbo really hates u

[haughty cedar]

i say we should get some final banana form, that gives x1.5 mult

[wanton steeple]

Nothing annoys me more than getting a negative tag on a joker that expires

[haughty cedar]

that indeed is, annoying

[meager plank]

I just beat some Australian in Mario kart 7

[frank sinew]

negative popcorn moment

[humble grotto]

hi twinks

[tribal beacon]

Favourite playing card?

[vale fog]

7 of diamonds
the rank with the most joker support
and the suit that has the best uncommon suit joker

[charred gate]

Debit card (stolen)

[tribal beacon]

I need to know more about balatro

I dont understand half of what you guys say

[shadow heart]

I love dave the diver now, I can hunt, fish, have a sushi restaurant and also get charged with child slavery

Peak game

[vale fog]

a couple jokers play around a single / multiple rank, e.g.

• photograph (first face card gives x2 mult)
• walkie talkie (4s and 10s give +4 mult and +10 chips)
  7s have a wide range of joker support such as odd todd and

[shadow heart]

Ace or king of hearts, absolutely love doing five flush or 3-5 OAK runs with either of them, and SPECIFICALLY hearts because there is my goat the lamb

[covert ether]

photochad pilled

[zenith owl]

Hello

[tribal beacon]

That must feel awesome

[zenith owl]

It's me

[shadow heart]

Just picture this run: You got photo chad, two ballots, a blueprint, with luck a burnt joker also and a baron, you upgrade the living fuck out of high card, press to use your hand and see as how photograph and ballot gets you past the million mult cuz your king had glass and retrigger, and then you see baron copy the other kings

You get some fuckassery like e16 or even more

[tribal beacon]

Omg its burglar the toucan

Hi

[zenith owl]

Hello wmix

How you doing little one

[tribal beacon]

Have you slept well?

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[tribal beacon]

It is good, i more or less found out how to recreate the Polychrome edition

[worldly marsh]

pretty!

[zenith owl]

What is that

[tribal beacon]

Dont ask, its just

[zenith owl]

What flag is that country in your pfp?

Is that France?

[shadow heart]

Damn, nice work

[tribal beacon]

Thanks

[worldly marsh]

lol

no its the Trance flag, it symbolizes my love for blue seals

💙

[zenith owl]

You are from a country with blue seals?

[worldly marsh]

yes

[tribal beacon]

Flag of breaking bad fandom

[zenith owl]

Damn

[zenith owl]

Who is the president

[worldly marsh]

certificate

[zenith owl]

Damn

[worldly marsh]

with magic trick and illusion as their second in commands

[zenith owl]

mages in control of a seal country

[digital tusk]

im so confused why isn't flower pot triggering? does it have to be scored hand?

[worldly marsh]

yeah all cards must score

or i mean

[zenith owl]

You didn't water the flowers

[worldly marsh]

at least one of each suit needs to score

so you need splash to make that hand work for flower pot

[digital tusk]

would be nice if it said that 😭

[tribal beacon]

Is it better to have balatro on pc or mobile?

[worldly marsh]

yeah it should say scoring card of each suit

[worldly marsh]

the only difference is in your preference of controls

they have the same gameplay

so up to you

[zenith owl]

Balatro sounds more appropriate for mobile

[tribal beacon]

And you can balatro at any time

Anywhere

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[worldly marsh]

love playing balatro at work

[zenith owl]

I once balatroed all over my friend and I got in jail tho

[tribal beacon]

Between classes

[zenith owl]

How is it working with seals?

[tribal beacon]

Woah, that must have been a really good run

[zenith owl]

Yeah it felt good

[worldly marsh]

very good, the red seals always repeat their instructions when i need it and the gold seals are always happy to give me money

the purple seals provide me free tarot readings too

[shadow heart]

Spades is disabled I THINK

[zenith owl]

Damn sounds good to be human in a country full of seals

[zenith owl]

Wild theory

[worldly marsh]

nah it's the fact only 1 of those cards is scoring

[tribal beacon]

Ooh i thought you were talking bout Seals

[shadow heart]

And that too didn't notice it was high card ty

[zenith owl]

kicks it like a soccer ball

[strange temple]

Balatro

[zenith owl]

Nah

[strange temple]

Yah

[shadow heart]

Balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro

[zenith owl]

Nah

[shadow heart]

.yt YAH.

Now I look dumb

[zenith owl]

Yeah you are

Dingus

[shadow heart]

[digital tusk]

idk how i got this far without realising that's how flower pot worked 😭

[zenith owl]

It's a tragedy Ik

[shadow heart]

You should really be asking how you went so far without selling flower pot

[digital tusk]

flower pot and loyalty card was the only x mult i got

i only just picked it up

[worldly marsh]

rip

[zenith owl]

[worldly marsh]

surely next shop has splash

[digital tusk]

bestiee i didn't make it to next shop 😭 13k short

[worldly marsh]

rippp

[shadow heart]

You know some you could do if you haven't lost yet? Seek half joker, burnt joker, and roll the dice

Make a high card build maybe

[tribal beacon]

ERES HISPANO!?

VAMOOOOO

[shadow heart]

I did one and got to like

[serene flare]

One question, how does mime work?

[shadow heart]

NO JODA

[full granite]

Let's go

[worldly marsh]

congrats

[zenith owl]

What deck is that

[shadow heart]

Retriggers all held in hand cards, like if steel only gives 1.5 it gives 1.5 and another 1.5

[digital tusk]

yipee

[full granite]

It's a modded deck

[serene flare]

Ya vi que hablas español we

[zenith owl]

What does it do

[shadow heart]

Y tu tambien nmms

[serene flare]

Xddd

No entiendo

[full granite]

Retriggers all cards for a massive increase in blind size

[shadow heart]

Yo sigo el rollo por que veo que todos hablan ingles

[worldly marsh]

it retriggers held-in-hand effects, such as:

• blue seal, steel card, gold card
• reserved parking
• baron, shoot the moon, raised fist

[serene flare]

Oh thx

[shadow heart]

I feel lazy comparing the explanation I gave to yours

[serene flare]

Creo que mo entendi

[digital tusk]

retriggers all cards but the base bind chips increase by x1.2 every ante iirc

[serene flare]

Pero bueno

[zenith owl]

Can i actually shoot the moon tho?

[worldly marsh]

yea play portal 2

[shadow heart]

Who are you? Gru?

[full granite]

this

[shadow heart]

Vector keeping em girls

[digital tusk]

i thought vector stole it

[full granite]

It's actually pretty fun

[zenith owl]

Nah i am the 3d gta protagonist

[full granite]

I didn't mind adding mods that added a few extra decks for some variety

[zenith owl]

I shoot the moon with my sniper

[shadow heart]

He is the one burglar shooting at actually

[tribal beacon]

Nos balatreamos juntos

[zenith owl]

I am just a burglar

I am innocent and i earn a honest living

[shadow heart]

Aguas we un chicot (??

[zenith owl]

Chicot looks gay

[shadow heart]

He looks like he smokes a pack of newports everyday

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[full granite]

Hell yeah

[serene flare]

Balatro no es un juego, es un estilo de vida si tuviera un hijo se llamaria jose balatrino si tuviera dos se llamarian full house y redol infinito,
Balatro me enseñó a ser una mejor persona, despierto y pienso balatro duermo y pienso en balatro
Todo para mi es balatro

Me lo aprendi de memoria

Gracias balatro

[shadow heart]

@worldly marsh the existence of an "alyss of a kind" implied the existence of an alyss three, four, and five of a kind. (??

[worldly marsh]

nah so basically

[shadow heart]

Yo juego a balatro en ingles, que es el redol infinito?

La ruleta?

[serene flare]

Ni idea

Yo también juego en ingles

[zenith owl]

Why is everyone speaking Spanish all of the sudden

[worldly marsh]

3 of a kind = 3 cards of the same rank, 4 of a kind = 4 cards of the same rank, 5 of a kind = 5 cards of the same rank, Alyss of a kind = Alyss cards of the same rank

[shadow heart]

Because I said a spanish meme of balatro and all the hispanics came out

[serene flare]

Only 2 people are speaking Spanish.

[zenith owl]

That's about it

This chat is small

[shadow heart]

Then that implies another 4 alyss's

[serene flare]

Well you're right.

[lime night]

what the hell is alyss

[tribal beacon]

Jajajaaj

[serene flare]

Porque tantas personas le tienen miedo a la planta

Creo que era asi

[shadow heart]

I don't even know im just rolling with this

[worldly marsh]

i will give a lil warning that a mod will probably tell you to use english for moderation purposes once one goes in chat (if they do)

[serene flare]

Si es facil

[worldly marsh]

idk

[lime night]

what

:3

[shadow heart]

Mucha gente suele hacer sus builds a base de cartas con cara (yo soy mas de as), y como ven que tienen una buena build y ver que valio verga a causa de la ciega jefe ser la planta, les manda a la mierda la run

[zenith owl]

Shut up seal

[worldly marsh]

ok ill say the real reason my username is this

damn

[zenith owl]

You work for seals

[serene flare]

Que nuvs

[worldly marsh]

I'm just telling them about the rules in case they dont know cause eventually they might get a warning from a mod

[shadow heart]

Isn't that segregation to a certain degree?

Hold on

No

Segregation's not the word

[zenith owl]

Mods liked art classes

[shadow heart]

But close to it

[worldly marsh]

my name is Alyssa, and i thought of how Alyssa kinda sounds like Alyss of and then went to Alyss of a Kind because im a four of a kind fiend

[stray mantle]

what

[serene flare]

No me habia dado de cuenta que se podia mandar videos y fotos aqui

Raidean el sv y kgaron

[shadow heart]

Give this girl a and a on her next run, along a full ace deck

[shadow heart]

Most likely

[shadow heart]

Nomas videos eso si, no gifs

[worldly marsh]

perhaps a different word could be used, but in a sense you could say that; however it's a reasonable precaution to take when moderating a server as the moderation team can't verify whether or not the content of non-English messages is appropriate for the server.

in a perfect world, there would be other language servers created with moderation teams who know those languages, but that takes resources that I'm not sure localthunk has

[serene flare]

Hermano te andas haciendo como 3 chats en el mismo sv

Tryhard

Bueno yo me void

[shadow heart]

I have the perfect image for this hold on

[stray mantle]

I love your username

[digital tusk]

🔥

[shadow heart]

Got the image out of the bottom pit of hell that's why the quality

[stray mantle]

THAT CAT IS SO CUTE

[worldly marsh]

yeah lol

[shadow heart]

I love when they look all sweaty and shi

[stray mantle]

real

[digital tusk]

thanks!!!

[zenith owl]

Bro what

[shadow heart]

[shadow heart]

[zenith owl]

Is that your id Pic?

[digital tusk]

yes

[zenith owl]

You look too old

[worldly marsh]

but yeah all that to say I think it's unfortunate that the balatro server has to be English only but it's out of necessity by the moderation team I would imagine

[zenith owl]

Can i speak Russian?

Russian is like english

[stray mantle]

moderation would be chatoic

cgao

qh

chel

[worldly marsh]

they still need more staff just for this one server already

[stray mantle]

chaotic

[shadow heart]

This joker took me 6 hours to make (please someone get the joke

[worldly marsh]

rules say no

[zenith owl]

What if someone who can't read English can't read the rules

[stray mantle]

balatro has different language options?

[shadow heart]

Bro they're beside options

[worldly marsh]

the moderation team would likely cut them slack

[shadow heart]

On the main menu

[worldly marsh]

and try to explain the best they can

[stray mantle]

yeah i was being sarcastic

[shadow heart]

My bad, horrible at picking on sarcasm

[stray mantle]

Lmao it's fine dw

[worldly marsh]

what

it has options though

[stray mantle]

It does though?

[shadow heart]

This run had so much potential

[stray mantle]

it even has dutch which doesn't get translated often

[shadow heart]

Damn you purple stake

[worldly marsh]

even if it only had English and 1 other language, that's 1 other language that people would be playing balatro in ..

[stray mantle]

unless you're like vietnamese you're fine

[shadow heart]

Reminded me of that meet the vietnamese scout video for some reason

[stray mantle]

purp stake is a true difficulty spike

[worldly marsh]

"mostly" ergo you admit there are non European languages on there

[shadow heart]

I absolutely HATED green and purple stake

Correction

I HATED green stake

Currently hating purple stake

[zenith owl]

Glorbo fruitdrillo?

[shadow heart]

Haven't got past it

[worldly marsh]

ok?

that's 3 entire languages

to be clear idk if you missed my past messages, im not saying rule 2 shouldnt be a thing as I think it's necessary for moderation

[zenith owl]

Save it for gold stake

[shadow heart]

I think I can cope with having 3 dollars snatched out my savings

[zenith owl]

Is there a removed joker stake?

[worldly marsh]

but like it's fair if someone sees that as an unfortunate situation which can hopefully be rectified in the distant future if the balatro team gets more resources to set up moderation teams in other language versions of the server

[zenith owl]

I saw it on the wiki page once

[shadow heart]

Not with violet vessel being above a million

[zenith owl]

What's your first pet name?

[worldly marsh]

huh

[worldly marsh]

huh

not necessarily. Terraria for example has over time made extra discord servers for different languages that are moderated by people who speak those languages

[shadow heart]

Still can't believe people can't get over the language barrier though

[worldly marsh]

and that's an american game made by english speaking people

[shadow heart]

Hold on

Let me correct that

Still can't believe OTHER people have to get over the language barrier

[worldly marsh]

it's not too difficult period, it's just too difficult for a smaller team like balatro

[shadow heart]

Knew dutch, russian, french (ew), which all spoke english because they had to

[worldly marsh]

moderators aren't paid

lol

at least here and usually elsewhere

[zenith owl]

That's Italian

[worldly marsh]

what

[shadow heart]

Still doubt they can't find a single non-back-stabbing user who is able to speak english and other languages without wanting to get paid

[worldly marsh]

idk what world you live in, the vast majority of discord servers have volunteer moderators

[zenith owl]

Wait there are mods who get paid????

[shadow heart]

Majority, this server has 150k users

[worldly marsh]

a single moderator is not enough

[shadow heart]

Yet still is most likely volunteering

[zenith owl]

I thought all mods are losers who a caseoh bulid who stay on discord untill they develop back problems.

[shadow heart]

Maybe, but one is better than nothing, no?

[tribal beacon]

Feels like 17 members

[shadow heart]

Yeah, y'know that meme about mod users? Yeah that's people who sctually get paid like

[worldly marsh]

sorry not sure what you're trying to say here

[shadow heart]

20 bucks

[shadow heart]

True

[zenith owl]

Damn they really sold their soul

[worldly marsh]

yes but you will need to find more before actually setting up a new server

[tribal beacon]

Well, actually like 2000 members

[shadow heart]

It is likely most people would want money for moderating servers

[worldly marsh]

or else it'll be a mess

they don't

[shadow heart]

True though

[rocky knoll]

hello there

[tribal beacon]

I still cant believe theres half a quarter million people here

[shadow heart]

They just use that "job" as an excuse to not fill a job application

[tribal beacon]

Balatripeople

[zenith owl]

What do i eat for breakfast today I am really hungry

[rocky knoll]

dirt

[shadow heart]

Fried rice

[worldly marsh]

official discord servers for video games basically never pay their moderators, minecraft? volunteer. rainbow 6? volunteer. terraria? volunteer

[shadow heart]

Throw an egg in there

[zenith owl]

Nah too sweet

[shadow heart]

Some chorizo

And a sausage

Insane bulk tip

[tribal beacon]

Fernan :(

[zenith owl]

I am thinking fried chicken honestly

[shadow heart]

Se nos murio curly

[tribal beacon]

Ya le tocaba

[shadow heart]

Why did you have to make me crave chick-fil-a

[zenith owl]

We don't have chick fil a here

[worldly marsh]

yes but the majority of big discord servers don't bother paying cause that's a cost to their business

[zenith owl]

But we have a better alternative

[worldly marsh]

it's not a good thing but it's how it is

[shadow heart]

Nor where I live but I went to cali once and I fell in love with chick fil a

[tribal beacon]

Are you from Spain?

[shadow heart]

Church's?

[shadow heart]

Mexico

Sonora

El culo del diablo

[zenith owl]

Nah you won't guess it it's exclusive to our country

[shadow heart]

Me siento como el burnt joker

[worldly marsh]

via well-vetted application processes

[tribal beacon]

Ay wey pero es que la televisión a color (jkjk)

[zenith owl]

And it's only in the town I live in

[worldly marsh]

often with interviews afterward

[tribal beacon]

Hay mucho whitexican?

[zenith owl]

All I can say their fried chicken is SSS tier

[shadow heart]

Chicken delight?

[tribal beacon]

With who?

[zenith owl]

Don't try to guess it bro lol

[shadow heart]

Era blanco cuando nací

[zenith owl]

You will never guess it

[shadow heart]

Ahora soy color canasta basica familiar

No hay tal cosa como whitexican aca

Los que habia se quemaron y se pusieron un sombrero

[tribal beacon]

Ah yes, we hate each other. But we love each other too

[zenith owl]

Los polls hermanoes

[shadow heart]

Damn it

[zenith owl]

If anyone guess the restaurant I will venmo them 100$

But no one will ever guess it

It's impossible

[shadow heart]

It's kind of like a toxic relationshio

[tribal beacon]

They say "hostia tio pero manolo fantasia 7"
And we answer with "Ay we la televisión a color 🦍 "

[shadow heart]

We fucking suck at football

Not more to it

Pinche seleccion culera mexicana

We ranked 22 on quatar.

I think

Not sure

[bleak urchin]

im sleepy but i cant sleep help mee

[shadow heart]

Can't really remember

But we did not get far

[zenith owl]

How can anyone help you with that

I hit my head once in the wall if that helps

It made me sleep faster

[shadow heart]

Drink a glass of warm milk and pop on these bad boys.

[bleak urchin]

idk actually idk what i expected :d

[bleak urchin]

okay yeah ty

[worldly marsh]

rn im trying out having some nature sleep sounds (crickets etc) with visual to try and sleep

[shadow heart]

[zenith owl]

That shit doesn't work

[worldly marsh]

probably the most relaxing moments of my life were spent in the woods next to some water with fireflies and crickets out

[worldly marsh]

depends on the person

[zenith owl]

I tried it once and it fucking irritated me

[worldly marsh]

thats fair but doesnt apply to everyone

[bleak urchin]

same

[worldly marsh]

rip

[shadow heart]

I usually just blast La Chona on my tv to simulate im on a party and im sleeping through the loud music and laying down in two sticked chairs

[worldly marsh]

shit that strat's also a banger

[zenith owl]

I need it

Please go on sale

[shadow heart]

It works everytime

[worldly marsh]

my go to song is Resonance by HOME but with a high pass so it sounds muffled

[zenith owl]

I don't want to pirate it

[tribal beacon]

Kill yours-

[zenith owl]

Piracy isn't cool

[tribal beacon]

Seleccion mexicanina!!!

[worldly marsh]

not nice

[bleak urchin]

y la chona se mueve 🔥

[shadow heart]

Y la gente le grita 🗣

[zenith owl]

Nah

That's fine

[tribal beacon]

Otro mas!? De puta madreeee

[bleak urchin]

no hay mejor que la chona 🗣️

[shadow heart]

Para la quebradita

[zenith owl]

What

[bleak urchin]

hey dont yell dats not good🥺

[wanton steeple]

Buy the PC version and use mobile maker

[tribal beacon]

Oh ok, i didnt know you would react that way. Very sorry Rust. I take that back

[zenith owl]

I need a pc tho

[bleak urchin]

🔥

[shadow heart]

Baila como juana la cubana

Un paso pa adelante

Y paso para atras

Pero con ganas

[tribal beacon]

I am cuban myself

[zenith owl]

You are a cube?

[shadow heart]

Te mando un haitiano entonces?

[tribal beacon]

Yes

[zenith owl]

I remember cubing all over my teacher and she was happy

[shadow heart]

Como mandaste un gif?

[tribal beacon]

Stop bluffin so hard bro. Youre not him

[zenith owl]

I was 6th grade and she was 20

[shadow heart]

She geometry on my dash till I cube

[tribal beacon]

Gboard keyboard gif option

[tribal beacon]

Youre not him bro

[shadow heart]

💔

[worldly marsh]

hey if you're joking about this it's really gross and disrespectful

[tribal beacon]

3 dots

[zenith owl]

Alr

[tribal beacon]

Ooh, thats a samsung... I feel very sorry for you

[zenith owl]

I am oppo

Samsung can suck my shit

[coarse ocean]

U can Just download Gboard guys

[tribal beacon]

Oh yeah, thats also something you can do

[coarse ocean]

Just download g board

[zenith owl]

I can add ram from storage to the phone in oppo

[shadow heart]

On it

[shadow heart]

UI 7.0:

[bleak urchin]

im not sure if i should get some warm milk rn but whatever

[zenith owl]

That's on top of the included ram in my phone

[zenith owl]

Milk is best cold

[shadow heart]

I actually said that as joke, are you really that desperate 😭

You making me crave one too

[humble grotto]

hi twinks

[zenith owl]

Get oppo

[tribal beacon]

I love Polychrome card!!! Gay powers

[coarse ocean]

That happens in lit every other phone brand except iphone

[shadow heart]

[humble grotto]

i see

[zenith owl]

I had my reno 6 since 2019

[shadow heart]

I did not mean it like that

[tribal beacon]

Even better. Ace of spades has gone WOKE

[zenith owl]

That's cool I thought it was only in oppo

[humble grotto]

wdym

[coarse ocean]

I mean it's really not that useful that's why it's not that popular

[zenith owl]

Idk what to play honestly

[coarse ocean]

Sadly

[coarse ocean]

Brawlhalla

[shadow heart]

Meat boy

[zenith owl]

Nah

[coarse ocean]

To break ur phone

[tribal beacon]

Welcome to san andreas im cj from grove street

[bleak urchin]

yeah 😭

[zenith owl]

Ngl i hate that game

[bleak urchin]

yeah but i am not in the mood for cold milk

[zenith owl]

I can run it easily with my phone lol

[coarse ocean]

From rage

[zenith owl]

I never rage sadly

[shadow heart]

I hate you you made me want one im going downstairs

And it's 2 in the morning

[coarse ocean]

U can't play brawlhalla ranked ND not rage

And*

[zenith owl]

And if i rage my phone stays out of it

[coarse ocean]

It's impossible

[zenith owl]

I play it but I don't do it religiously lol

[coarse ocean]

Yea same but that's just bc am broke 💔

It's not bad

[zenith owl]

I just don't like minecraft as a game anymore

[coarse ocean]

Stardew valley

[zenith owl]

It's boring

[coarse ocean]

Fun and cozy

[zenith owl]

It's actually easy

[coarse ocean]

Fr

[zenith owl]

I finished it like three times already

[coarse ocean]

Me rushing to bed b4 it gets late

I think like a full year

[bleak urchin]

here its 3 bro

[coarse ocean]

But isn't the game endless

[zenith owl]

You get the most powerful stuff in the game and complete community center

[coarse ocean]

😭

[shadow heart]

He need some milk

[zenith owl]

Yeah community center is fun and easy

I hate the Jojo

[shadow heart]

Some mf gonna pop out there while im drinking

[zenith owl]

Yeah but it's fucking cruel honestly

It ruins the game

[coarse ocean]

I am coming to ur house 😈

Be alarmed lil bro

[zenith owl]

Cc?

[shadow heart]

Door's open wide, pants all low

Ain't fearing you

[coarse ocean]

😧

[zenith owl]

Oh

[coarse ocean]

😔

[shadow heart]

Im going to touch you innapropiately ❤️🥰

[bleak urchin]

my cats are fighting why noow

[coarse ocean]

Sure🥰

[shadow heart]

We should touch tips now

[coarse ocean]

Am down

[shadow heart]

Down on yo knees

You want in?

[coarse ocean]

Exactly,I am waiting for it

[bleak urchin]

tf am i reading

[coarse ocean]

Ppl will.come and say this convo is gay

[shadow heart]

You gon be screaming like a dreamy bull video (im laughing my ass off writing this and it's 2:30

[coarse ocean]

It's just bromance

[shadow heart]

[shadow heart]

Art

[tribal beacon]

I love Polychrome!!!!

I LOVE CARD EDITIONS

[coarse ocean]

Well well well we r gonna see who is really going to scream

😈

[coarse ocean]

I love gambling

[tribal beacon]

ME TOO

[coarse ocean]

Same

🥰

[shadow heart]

Im sure 25% of the server is

[coarse ocean]

It's fine

[shadow heart]

So am i

[coarse ocean]

Yea exactly

[shadow heart]

Technically everyone on this server loves

[tribal beacon]

Wait, how old are you!?

[shadow heart]

15

[coarse ocean]

Same

[tribal beacon]

Am i the oldest in here!?!

[coarse ocean]

Tbh ppl on discord are either like 44 20 or 15

[shadow heart]

Let me cook for 4 years more and im up hold on

[coarse ocean]

Unc status

[shadow heart]

True

[tribal beacon]

What?

[bleak urchin]

didnt know i was reading Shakespeare, ts is so peak

[shadow heart]

You reading the poems and im the writer

[coarse ocean]

Ig reeks are pure racism but it's so funny

Reels*

[tribal beacon]

Whats unc!?

[shadow heart]

Rob-knows-howto-slob

Just thought of that username

[coarse ocean]

Oh dang we got a really old unc here

Imagine 💔

[tribal beacon]

Oh shit im really an unc

[bleak urchin]

fr

[tribal beacon]

Im from spain, dont expect me to know all your silly brainrot

[coarse ocean]

Gang that's not even brain rot

[shadow heart]

They should change the fibonacci card image for this

[tribal beacon]

Youre refering to me as them?

[tribal beacon]

There it is

You literally have it

My pronouns are in my profile for somethin

[shadow heart]

I just be looking at people's pronouns to insult them correctly

One is a bitch and another is a thug hunter

[coarse ocean]

Ppl are so sensitive now adays

[shadow heart]

True

[tribal beacon]

What if i dont like being refered to as "they/them"?

[coarse ocean]

Just pass it off bro

[tribal beacon]

(which i do)

[bleak urchin]

pure chaos i luv dis

[coarse ocean]

It's not that deep

[tribal beacon]

Naah, im pettying my way outta this

[coarse ocean]

Not to be rude

[shadow heart]

No te vas a morir vato

[shadow heart]

You go back to bed

[tribal beacon]

Estoy siendo pretencioso por joder. Xdd

[coarse ocean]

Just nevermind bro down argue with him 💔

It's not worth getting banned for it

[tribal beacon]

A mi no me llames vato niño

[shadow heart]

Con que necesidad?

[shadow heart]

Ora

[tribal beacon]

Just because

[coarse ocean]

Don't*

[tribal beacon]

Xdd

[bleak urchin]

oh yeah right

[coarse ocean]

Not respecting other members are shit

As I said b4 ppl are so sensitive nowadays

Yea probably 😭🙏🏻

I got banned bc of this countless times it's not even funny 💔

[tribal beacon]

Im just being petty, im not serious!!!

[coarse ocean]

Being petty on what exactly

He's right,he's just using proper Grammer

😭

[bleak urchin]

have a good night guys gonna try to sleep

[tribal beacon]

Fair enough, Rust has won this time

[tribal beacon]

Byeee

[bleak urchin]

adiossvaii

[tribal beacon]

🥀🥀🥀

[coarse ocean]

Sorry bro I identify as a black cat and u addressed me as a pitbull not I will sure you for addressing me wrong!

Now*

Sue*

[tribal beacon]

Naah you didnt

[coarse ocean]

Chat died

💔

[sudden condor]

Anyone knows why I randomly have nitro?

[nimble scarab]

oh shit

i just played a straight by complete accident

kek

[devout turtle]

that's sad, can't reach lv 100 pair, also who else loves 3 immolate in a row

as no wise men once said, one can never have enough blue seals

[drifting arrow]

Welp, today I turn BIG 24

[twin falcon]

i just hit e and one minute later died to the plant 😭💔💔💔

[wary trout]

Forwarding this to reach out to more time zones

[chilly trail]

oops sorry wrong chat

[vast raft]

[gentle jackal]

balatroing at 6am

i cant top the balatrgrind

i cant stop losing at the abte 8 boss

[bleak stirrup]

Oops all polychrome

[gray bane]

Taste the Rainbow

[vast raft]

Ante 3 with 3 rounds and 5 poly jonklers

[severe cliff]

Morning

[worldly marsh]

aint no way

[turbid ermine]

First skip btw

[normal cosmos]

Seeded?

[zenith owl]

Hanged man and moon obv

[cursive delta]

that's how you WEEEN the game

should i trade chad for DNA?

ok nvm. i don't need dna to WEEEE

[severe cliff]

woooaaaahh

21 is crazy

[cursive delta]

7AB41WKA

Brainstorm, AANKH, invisible and wee seed

[willow kite]

I was thinking if this was possible in my head, and this answers my question

[turbid ermine]

And no, there’s no ante 1 skip 1 4 soul seed

[noble wagon]

average cryptid experience

[zenith owl]

Hello

It's a me

[bleak stirrup]

I sold the run here

[tidal echo]

im roffling it

[digital tusk]

this is such good rng i wishh

[sudden kettle]

Soul...

[tidal echo]

more photochad

[sly frigate]

take the banana

[pseudo hearth]

"showman is bad"

[gentle crane]

:0

[serene meadow]

just won the jokerless challenge in my fifth try

[gentle hollow]

Hello

[ebon ridge]

eyyy beat my first black stake run with a straight build :D

i love runner so much

[autumn pebble]

Congratulations 👏

Jimbo is proud

[ebon ridge]

thank you Jimbo Balatro

[autumn pebble]

🫡

[wise plaza]

So much hard work and no reroll voucher to die on ante 23

It looked so perfect for naneinf just needed the reroll vouchers

[ebon ridge]

RIP

always sucks to see a good run die

🫡

[autumn pebble]

Ante 23 is impressive

What jokers did you use?

[ebon ridge]

nice lmao

[wise plaza]

Only possible save is reroll to a natural negative lucador, so impossible

[ebon ridge]

my runner is on that runner’s “high” 🍃

[autumn pebble]

"420" 🔥

[ebon ridge]

that negative flower pot actually saved the run a few times

[wise plaza]

3 blueprints and 1 brainstorm, then DNA, Barron and mime. I did have 4 brainstorms at one point

[ebon ridge]

4?!

gosh dang

[autumn pebble]

Copy copy copy copy copy

[ebon ridge]

i’m never that lucky

[gentle hollow]

I’ve seen enough give em gold stake

[autumn pebble]

The copy grind is real

[ebon ridge]

i’ve gotten invis joker once after i unlocked it a week ago 🥀

[wise plaza]

This was the earlier part, popped a perkeo and then sold it later

[autumn pebble]

🪦

[warm mirage]

DAMMIT

[ebon ridge]

If I had hands I would have covered my eyes!

[autumn pebble]

🙈

[gentle hollow]

No observatory?

[autumn pebble]

The monkey did it for me

[warm mirage]

Amber Acorn™ is already halfway through playing with my eyes covered.

So, that's relevant

[ebon ridge]

isn’t jimbo talking localthunks voice sped up and distorted? or did i get lied too?

[autumn pebble]

Idek

Forever a mystery

[ebon ridge]

guess so

[autumn pebble]

Do you guys have the mobile version

It's great for $10

[gentle hollow]

I play on mobile because I don’t have a pc

And I don’t wanna play with a controller

[autumn pebble]

I play on both PS5 and my phone

Makes sense

Controller is a bit slower

[gentle hollow]

I just feel a controller would feel clunky

[autumn pebble]

Ehhh

[gentle hollow]

Yeah

[autumn pebble]

Yeah just slower

I'm so excited because I finally got perkeo earlier this morning

🙌

[gentle hollow]

I have yet to find one in a natural run

[autumn pebble]

God I love spectral packs

[wise plaza]

Observatory is only fairly limited

[autumn pebble]

Yeah

[gentle hollow]

I always get canio

[gentle hollow]

You had five blueprints tho

[autumn pebble]

Same 😭

Chicot too

[gentle hollow]

I hate canio I don’t like killing cards

[autumn pebble]

Me neither

[gentle hollow]

Chicot isn’t that bad

[autumn pebble]

Especially the nine cards

[gentle hollow]

More money

Yea

[autumn pebble]

Money is key to all runs 🤑