🃏・off-topic

[odd oxide]

I hate these people but I'm one of them too

[dusty lynx]

so you hate yourself?

[odd oxide]

Like imagine unironically saying oeuvre

Or vis a vis

[vale cliff]

These are words understood by most English-speakers, right?

[odd oxide]

Yes

[vale cliff]

Plenty of words are borrowed from elesewhere

[odd oxide]

Most people should know what they mean

[odd oxide]

I think

Off the top of my head

30%? Of English is borrowed from french

Heck yeah how it feels to be right

😩

[vale cliff]

Does “die, die” mean the same thing to westerners btw?

I’m fairly certain it doesn’t

[odd oxide]

What's it supposed to mean

[vale cliff]

It’s this slang

It just basically means, it’s so good, you should try it even if it kills you

[odd oxide]

What

Where do you live

I've never heard that before

[pearl flume]

Sorry for the late question, my power went out.

Please answer the following prompt:

What is your favourite trope line in media ?

Ex: he's right behind me, isn't he, You and what army, you wanna take a look at this, ect.

[odd oxide]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/die-die

[odd oxide]

Ok I think this is it

[vale cliff]

Bingo

[odd oxide]

What are we?

Some kind of...

Suicide squad?

I loathe tropey dialogue like this

[vale cliff]

So much of our stuff is this nonsensical mish-mash of English and Asian languages

It’s so perfectly mangled

[odd oxide]

Yeah

[vale cliff]

“You can’t kill me!”

“That’s right. But he can.”

[odd oxide]

Thor Ragnarok is so rad

[vale cliff]

Whether morally, physically, etc…

[odd oxide]

Another one I hate

Is when writers try to make a character seem smart

They just have them hurl numbers around

Like the bad guy in brave new world

According to my calculations ahh writing

[vale cliff]

Or have them scribble drawings for things completely irrelevant to the situation

And if anyone asks, just spout a bunch of buzzwords, and then “it’s science stuff, you wouldn’t understand”

“Nerdy” characters are so interesting to see depicted in media tho

No matter how it’s done, I think they’re so entertaining

[odd oxide]

Oh I love the

Mind palace

[dusty lynx]

@vale cliff how do I change the channel on your pfp?

[vale cliff]

To what?

I like my face

[dusty lynx]

but I wanna watch the news

pls?

[vale cliff]

🥺

No

[dusty lynx]

well what can I do!

[dusty lynx]

I dont like the channel your face is on, its soo boring!

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

if your oc met you, knew you were its creator, and will get a wish to anything they want if they kill you. How would the interaction pan out?

[odd oxide]

Depends on the rules

Like would they come in to our world

Like say

If they kill me and wish for world peace

Are they here to stay?

are they just like sorta forcefully extricated from my little paracosm

Extruded

Even

Can they wish for more wishes?

I feel like we would basically just be discussing this if that were the case

[dusty lynx]

@thorny mango I have a really stupid idea that might not go anywhere and probably get me killed (again) in anurism 4?

wanna hear it?

[past parrot]

[inner mortar]

"Well, at least it can't get any worse!"
"No! Don't say that! You'll-"
leitmotif of disaster
"Jinx it..."

[muted current]

why opera gx have only 4 bad mods for customization :/

[runic merlin]

i got a new keyboard

[thorny mango]

Sure (that was 1 am for me lol)

[lapis juniper]

You play TM? Cool! Im quite bad at the game tho

[north fable]

nice

but not really useful for balatro

mouse is the only needed thing

[severe aurora]

need psychic headset device

[north fable]

True

[severe aurora]

play it even without stylus pen.

[gritty oasis]

that is a great way to give yourself carpal tunnel

[runic merlin]

yeah its actually kinda crazy how accessible balatro is and how addictive it is

[north fable]

yup

[runic merlin]

you just need a mouse

[severe aurora]

or anus get damaged with playing balatro on 🚽 too much

[gritty oasis]

lol mood

[north fable]

exactly

[gritty oasis]

somehow my best runs start in the bat- no that sounds cursed

[runic merlin]

thats how artists play balatro

[north fable]

ayo??!?? 😳

but if you only have mouse for balatro it is recommended to have no password on pc otherwise you're cooked

[severe aurora]

pen support on mobile versions are much high quality then expected.

[gritty oasis]

i use a controller on mobile

[severe aurora]

and loop it to carpal tunnel same as using mouse

[north fable]

why tho?

[gritty oasis]

https://backbone.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoqVMzulIrzRWa7Vh3XEW3Y9U0OJa87ODSmT_hheFUIh9kndNKMi i have one of these

It was for a gatcha game i play(ed) before they decided to burn it to the fucking ground

[severe aurora]

was try controller on pc, but when hand size getting bigger, something much tired then mouse at that point.

[gritty oasis]

like take peoples currency away into the negatives for exploiting a bug they didn’t know they were exploiting burn it to the ground levels

[north fable]

what was it called?

[gritty oasis]

it’s a lot easier to navigate large joker amounts / negative consumables with controller

infinity nikki

[north fable]

they already took it down?? i saw this game some time ago

[gritty oasis]

it’s fun and cute until they uh. didn’t fix a bug that caused seizures

I have seizures

[severe aurora]

nikki recently got certain crysis same as all they're company games.

[gritty oasis]

[severe aurora]

they're crysis was happen in korea is really 1984 comedy.

[gritty oasis]

i literally don’t know if i can safely log in to do my dailies

[north fable]

so like it's still up and running or dead?

[gritty oasis]

no it’s up just massive boycotts

[north fable]

ah ok

[gritty oasis]

i play one of the companies other games

nikki tends to get a lot of flak but they’ve tended to fix the problems semi quickly? but they’re really not listening this time

[severe aurora]

anyway balatro on traditional controller seems need more adjustment i think.

unless it try to adopt gyro control

[gritty oasis]

oh god

how would that even work lol

[severe aurora]

dunno but i bet dev will fairy adopt something new function for Switch 2 port.

[gritty oasis]

Ohhh i’m so used to controller gyro that i forgot the mouse function existed

[severe aurora]

they got mouse but also got linear motor same as joycon1 and dualsense got.

[gritty oasis]

< —- has way too many splatoon hours and forgot other forms of gyro existed

was like. how the fuck is aiming gonna help in my card game

[severe aurora]

yeah, splatoon and modern COD is good example to utilize those sensors.

[gritty oasis]

never played fps like that but i stay away from the genre in general it hurts my brain

[severe aurora]

maybe you can easily pick cards in bigger hand size deck?

[gritty oasis]

eh i like how controller functions now

i find mouse controls clunky

not fast enough for me idk

i like turbo click in most games and i cant click fast enough to complete actions that i want to

[severe aurora]

dualshock4/dualsense's touch pad input is really dead and no one using it, industry using they're LED function way more then input itself.
not like on steamdeck/steamcon's one. 🤔

[gritty oasis]

i know there’s mods for this but i can’t be bothered because my computer seems to not tolerate balatro mods very well

[severe aurora]

that's why we need psychic headset input device

you can play it even without blink the eyes.

[gritty oasis]

you can play balatro with those VR headsets

close enough lol

[severe aurora]

that's already overshoot as ICU setup in Armored Core 6

[odd oxide]

Most normal rteenagers post

[severe aurora]

depends on insurance

[gritty oasis]

half of that sub is just 30 year olds lol

[lone plover]

Rteenagers always on some shit

[severe aurora]

count A.I. bots in reddit. i bet they're over 30% of traffic over there. 🤔

[north fable]

i recommend echo point nova or ultrakill (singleplayer fps games with very good and unique gameplay)

[tepid lintel]

Not well lol

[severe aurora]

or Bullets Per Minute

[cosmic palm]

When the update of balatro is coming

[dusty lynx]

prostitution, since theres a pimp coat in the game. how do you think it would go getting proles on a payroll doing cringy erp with other proles?

[gritty oasis]

ultrakill is also incompatible with my neuro issues

but i’ll look into the other one

[thorny mango]

that would be hella funny

[teal bramble]

anyone know if the bunco mod has a discord server?

[odd oxide]

Holy shit Minecraft movie might not reach a billion

The lord is good

Hopefully the next one flops big time

[north fable]

more chill and faster

[strange hull]

Who here plays actual poker

I’m off on holiday with my friends and we’re going to play for actual money

Surely it’s the same as balatro

[shell oasis]

I last played when I was like 12 or smth with my dad

Tho we didnt play the like american version cus I learned a dummy version at 7 or 8

[odd oxide]

I play with friends quite a bit and I don't think I've won a single time

It's definitely cope but I think partly it's because I play to troll instead of playing to win

[modern heart]

No Pareidolia and no Idol, poll irrelevant

[wispy flint]

no Seance? no 8 ball?

[dull fog]

i knew this was gonna happe

[paper meadow]

seance and obelisk where

[modern heart]

Ain't no way

[north fable]

nah obelisk ain't that bad

ragebait?

[modern heart]

I pray it is

[wispy flint]

no matador?

lol

[north fable]

the worst

[dull fog]

i wouldnt pick up a eternal but i dont hate on it if you use it right it can be good probably

[north fable]

i pray with you brotha

🙏

[modern heart]

🙏

[north fable]

matador?

i mean kind off but yeah eternal is no go

[wispy flint]

think he meant obelisk

[modern heart]

I've taken eternal matador before since I enjoy matador

Eternal obelisk is an ez pick tho

[north fable]

i mean on bosses that debuff certain suits it's ok

but wouldn't take eternal matador

btw yall be using phones to listen to music meanwhile me:

[viral shore]

Real

[versed grove]

kazoo + straw + the croissant perk = infinite numbers

[severe aurora]

meat stake..

[inner dome]

PAREIDOLIA IS PEAK

UHHHHHH
HOLD ON I GOTTA REMAKE THIS-
I ACCIDENTALLY MESSED UP

[shell flint]

finally, a book for me

[gritty oasis]

seeing double is goated

will not tolerate this slander

basically free x2 if you’re playing anything but flush

[glossy fulcrum]

bro why is seeing double here

[gritty oasis]

unless if it’s loyalty card or flower pot xmult is always good

<@&1133519078540185692>

Oh ok

Haha scammer

[sullen portal]

your men are already dead

[gritty oasis]

lol

Get vaporized nerf

Nerd

no but seriously how could you compare seeing double to 8 ball

if you just get wild cards you essentially get infinite value off that thing

8 ball almost never procs and if it does it’s the worst tarot generator in the game

like comparing apples to literal dog shit

“oh but get an oops” i could be using that spot for a cartomancer. or vagabond. or a fucking bloodstone or like anything else 8 ball BAD

we HATE 8 ball in this house

Irrationally. Irrevocably. FUCK 8 ball

bastard only gave me a wheel and it didn’t even hit

[modern heart]

8ball is awesome

Seeing that much 8ball hate says a lot about society

[glossy fulcrum]

truth

even if 8ball isnt amazing

its is undoubtedly better than seance

like

1 in 4 is way more likely than a straight flush

and the reward for a straight flush kinda sux ngl!!

i mean some spectrals are good but if you’re going for straight flushes not really

not most

[glossy fulcrum]

like imagine playing a straught flush just to get a rat ass deja vu

i’m not here for that

[modern heart]

Imagine playing a straight flush and getting an Ouija

[glossy fulcrum]

fr

[modern heart]

A card that makes it much harder to play straight flushes

[glossy fulcrum]

2 dollar sell value

you get more for playing a straight flush with tdl

[modern heart]

Superposition > Seance for Strushes lol

[glossy fulcrum]

real

the suit changers are better than sigil cuz you know what you’re getting

also superpos can actually help build into strushes

which is the actual difficult part of playing them

[upbeat galleon]

Fun fact, Balatro is on PS5 and if you have PS+ you can get it for free this month

[river apex]

i made animation 🙂

[crystal crown]

Why does he look like a jester

Peculiar

[hazy bay]

ive seen in the past that modded balatro is coming to xbox game pass is that still true

on pc

[digital slate]

Oof Balatro concurency https://youtu.be/lYQmQGDLSJU?si=X70qhzY59EoQo_EA

[woven hare]

PEGGLE IS ONLY $1 ON STEAM RN

[dusty patrol]

Now, will the server have a cool neat thing for 150k members? Like what tried to happen for 100k?

[tired oracle]

I decided to try 5-point perspective because of a conversation about it in #🍌・thunk-chat

[pearl flume]

Please choose a Joker before clicking the black bar.

||If it was a boss blind, what would the effects be ?||

[sterile pendant]

I got bored and had a good run with the guy so I made Luchador in the funny wrestling game.

[oak citrus]

Madness

||cards in a played hand are counted at random||

[gray harness]

Wily Joker
||if you're @gray harness, instantly lose the run||

[silk pawn]

i just jugged a band director, i got a brand new saxophone

[oak citrus]

Jugged? That's cool though

[fiery grotto]

Egg

||+0.3x blind size for every round, but also x3 on all cashout effects||

[fiery grotto]

Ohhhh thats… run ruining, in a funny way

[oak citrus]

Madness

I dig your egg effect too, it's good

[dusty lynx]

dumb qusstion time

what are you doing in my brain, get out of my head!?!

[sharp harness]

hey would here be a good spot to get help with modding? or would game discussion work better?

[modern heart]

#⚙・modding-general

[odd oxide]

New andor episodes today!!!

Raaaah

[untold eagle]

card sharp

||if you play the same hand type, get divded by 3 mult||

[civic shell]

I'm so unbelievably sad/depressed but it's to the point where I'm so numb to it that I just get through each soul crushing day like it's nothing. Idk why I said this but I just needed to get my feelings out

[brazen finch]

That’s okay, trust me, it is important to let your feelings out sometimes, as someone who once had a panic attack at work I would know

[civic shell]

I just want a job/career in something I enjoy doing

[north fable]

i wish you luck man

[visual jungle]

glass joker

hmm… all played cards have an (additional) 1 in 4 chance to break

[dusty lynx]

@thorny mango im thinking of playing a scum for the sole purpose of bringing up illegal parts into a workshop I own from the underground, leave a bypasser in there and then come back as a banker to raid the underground whenever the server is low on people.

Is that scummy (as in not sportsman like) or is that a good strategy?

[thorny mango]

Hey it’s not a bad idea

If you can get someone to buy the guns that is

[dusty lynx]

im going to hire someone to sell them for me so cortex doesnt break into my workshop and confiscate my firearms

[brazen finch]

Same, funny enough I am checking out my next school

I hope to become a musician someday

But atm I’ll go to a school to learn about the sound and light techniques at theatres and concerts

[sacred verge]

||Ancient Joker||
||A random suit is disabled every hand||

[vale cliff]

SPOILERS!!!!

[sacred verge]

👍

[vale cliff]

Ty

[sacred verge]

Such a shame that mine was boring but what else do you do with him

[unkempt igloo]

|is this how you do spoilers|

[novel mortar]

||misprint||

||mult and chip count for played hand is randomized within a 45% margin, making each hand worse on average with a slim chance to make it a lil stronger||

[novel mortar]

two of the | on each side

[unkempt igloo]

||nice||

[unkempt igloo]

||Smeared Joker||

||All suit affecting jokers have their suits shuffled (Bloodstone might affect spades now, etc...)||

[unkempt igloo]

That sounds pretty fun

[glacial thicket]

Hologram
All nonoriginal cards are disabled

[blazing dome]

I've done some "scientific testing"

every time that I go to a high altitude or get on a plane, my balatro runs are worse

[odd oxide]

https://youtu.be/j6tbG6b6xRg

Still one of the best videos on YouTube

Least goated captain d upload

[junior arch]

Kittr

[tacit yew]

Balatro book be like Full House of leaves

[wheat coral]

https://youtu.be/-SRiVWYrnNo?si=dEj-pmCMjngjTdvw

[pearl flume]

Hey, you reading this, straighten your back you shrimp.

[wheat coral]

#GuessTheAngle #94

📐 🟥 🟩 ⬜ ⬜

#BisectorBeginner
https://GuessTheAngle.wtf/p/94

[jade warren]

At the risk of awakening the Project Moon sleeper agents

is it just me or is this card page just completely cracked

Like sure it costs you a turn but even ignoring Charge as a mechanic those are some frankly disgusting dice

[inner mortar]

Blackboard

||Ooh this is a toughie, throwing it in raw would be way too tough, maybe something like
Hearts & Diamonds held in hand give X0.5 Mult||

||-# so like evil steel cards||

[lean oasis]

Guys

I did it

I defeat soul of cinder

[glossy fulcrum]

8 ball
||hand that dont contain 8s have a 1 in 4 chance of not scoring||

[north fable]

epic kitty

[odd oxide]

something something cybertruck

i actually really like this

[glossy fulcrum]

looks more like a mattress than a car

wait is mattress just the feminine version of matter

like how waitress is to waiter

[odd oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxhu-y3CpA

pause

todd in the shadows dropped

🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[pearl flume]

Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinale

[odd oxide]

Speaking of genshin

Got these two triple crowned today

[oak citrus]

-# a n i m e

[lament raven]

I just got into Ruina

That seems better than the combat pages I have

[noble verge]

rewatching invincible

i forgot how peak the first few episodes are

[placid frigate]

ABSOLUTE peak aboslute cinema

[glossy fulcrum]

the first episode isngreat

[glossy fulcrum]

delgrat is so bad imagine saving your discards for the same amount of money as golden joker

egg shouldnt even be grouped with these 3

satellite is okay if yiu build into it

like in a dead planet pack or whatever

matador is really inconsistent but can get shitloads of money when it works

[odd oxide]

Nah bro why is every actor like

'i love stealing from the sets'

[gray harness]

who needs hydraulics anyway?

[wise spoke]

I like Delayed Gratification

[gritty oasis]

delayed gratification can have some like pseudo synergies with other jokers tho

it is the most annoying econ

[noble verge]

delgrat really should be 3 or 4

so much of the time its just golden joker but you have to not discard to get the $4

[wise spoke]

Delayed Grat + Green Joker + Banner + Super Nova + Card Sharp

[glossy fulcrum]

banner is so op bruh like 60 chips holy moly

im ngl this run would be completely fine without delgrat

[hearty basin]

Is the egg called egg because of the price of eggs? I think I just got the joke

[glossy fulcrum]

nah balatro was before that

balatro predicted egg prices

[hearty basin]

This is what I thought

Though idk how long the price of eggs have been a thing with respect to public opinion

[glossy fulcrum]

idk

tbh idrk why egg does what it does

[neon dawn]

it's like a nest egg i suppose

[noble verge]

yeah its based off the term nest egg

[glossy fulcrum]

fools, all of yoy

a bunch of fools

bees upon ye

[fresh crow]

brainrot

i would imagine egg functions as it does because it grows a chicken????

[wise spoke]

Idk if it would be intentional or not but one could also see it as a play on putting all your eggs in one basket

In this case the egg is the one basket

So you're putting all your eggs in one... Egg?

[quartz frost]

it's a nest egg you guys

[wise spoke]

I know I know, it's just neat that it could have multiple different perspectives on it whether they're intentional or not

[tepid lintel]

I always thought of it as a play on the term "nest egg"

[fresh crow]

that also makes sense. fox news has pushed the price of eggs meme too far. it has infiltrated the balatro community

[inner dome]

Egg

[noble verge]

i forgot how based rex is

[brazen finch]

Cuz funny

[glossy fulcrum]

i sure hope you’re not talking about season 1 rex

[noble verge]

i am hes so sigma

[noble verge]

trust me s1 rex would never do any harm

[glossy fulcrum]

hes an ass he even admits so later on

[noble verge]

yeah hes an ass

[dusty lynx]

@thorny mango is it wrong to feel bad for me playing cortex and shooting people I like in the face for carrying contraband in game?

[thorny mango]

If im cortex I only shoot ppl carrying really bad shit

If they have skill sterling I don’t bother

[dusty lynx]

....I shot someone for carrying skull sterling (._. )

it was my first time playing cortex

[thorny mango]

Hey I mean you do you

I’m far more lenient to proles

If it’s a banker w high fees I’ll blast his ass

[noble verge]

already binged 7 episodes of invincible today i think im addicted

[dusky shoal]

I may or may not be watching invincible right now

[modern heart]

I also may or may not be watching Invincible right now (I am not)

[dusty lynx]

I mean it was a banker but I dont think he had high fees

[nocturne cape]

Not a bad run at all

[dense salmon]

v1 barcode my beloved

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

how do you feel people calling you sir/ma'am?

[vale cliff]

Which one?

Depends

[weak wyvern]

I got a question, anyone know how to work up the courage to ask a girl in my class for her number, because I chicken out last second every time

[fiery grotto]

You and me both brother 😓

No but I prefer to take it slow and hit the friend zone before I do it because then it seems more casual and less of a hitting them up

Also weird place to ask but I wont judge, and Ig with school times ending thats probably not easily doable

[modern heart]

i havent played the encore stages but the themes go really hard

A Part Falling is top 10 Ultrakill songs (excluding the ones not done by Hakita)

[fast vector]

Have an entire spongebob episode

[oak citrus]

Damn, now that's off topic

[fiery grotto]

Is it off topic to say something off topic is off topic?

[oak citrus]

[pearl flume]

Please resolve the following scenario:

You were walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead, suddenly out of the corner of your eye you spot him.

Actual Cannibal.

You try to find your car but you're all turned around, you see him in the distance and there's blood on his face. What do you do ?

[modern heart]

I would probably be running for my life (from Actual Cannibal)

[pearl flume]

||Shia Labeouf||

[odd oxide]

pause

andor dropped

raaaaaah

[fiery grotto]

I cry and hide behind the nearest tree, running when hes close

[oak citrus]

Ripping off Boards Of Canada for fun

[gray harness]

i get my seeds ready

[rocky aspen]

@lofty heron

I have infiltrated

[oak citrus]

[wise spoke]

I completely forgot that this whole episode started from vacuum shenanigans lmao

[thorny mango]

tell him to wait 21 seconds
start drones in the valley by ctf
lock in

[whole cairn]

I'm still baffled how off topic has more sane discussions than game discussion

[vale cliff]

What’s up with game discussion?

[odd oxide]

I find myself taking pictures of my food more and more

Am I old now or smth

[topaz mantle]

Has anyone here tried to get this game running through port master?

[whole cairn]

Yes

[vale cliff]

How old are you?

[odd oxide]

Me?

On an unrelated note

I actually find the free will theodicy really compelling

I do think it's an incomplete defense

[wispy storm]

Watashi hawk tuah

[winter egret]

Slime poker

It's just like regular poker but instead of the flop, turn and river there's the slop, churn and quiver

[weak wyvern]

Yea we talk a good bit

[fresh crow]

if i lose to must play 5 cards due to carelessness one more time im gonna lose my fucking mind

[weak wyvern]

No I chicken out last minute

[vale cliff]

Why does this guy look like jerma?

[vocal finch]

https://youtu.be/89s4mzZxqeo

[radiant ermine]

#GuessTheGame #1096
🎮 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1096

[peak goblet]

As a brittish person, this is the most British thing I’ve ever seen

[north fable]

cool website

[north fable]

that was easy #GuessTheMovie #222

🎥 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜

#RookieReeler
https://GuessTheMovie.Name/p/222

this #GuessTheMovie #194

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#SceneSeeker
https://GuessTheMovie.Name/p/194

this too

[odd oxide]

Coruscant is so beautiful

[lapis juniper]

#GuessTheGame #1096

🎮 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟩

#RookieGuesser
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1096

A bit tricky but yup

#GuessTheGame #1095

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#RookieGuesser
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1095
That was too easy

#GuessTheGame #1093

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#Gamer
https://GuessThe.Game/p/1093
Very unknown game tbh

[odd oxide]

Just finished andor

This shit so peak

Block 4 is probably my favourite arc

Another easy 10/10

Gonna watch rogue one after I get something to eat

[odd oxide]

Block 3 is like the best but I like 4 more

Also Elizabeth dulau is really good

In her role

[sour pilot]

nope

[vale cliff]

OMG

I’m just picking up Made In Abyss and apparently it’s still going?!?!

I thought it finished ages ago or something

[floral widget]

man, this shit does not look good

[patent adder]

XD

[vale cliff]

Wtf is with all these fetish scenes

😭 😭 😭

None of this is in any way related to the plot

[inner dome]

I forgot the name of it

I meant the duo

Ok there we go

[glossy fulcrum]

if the tribe wins im gonna riot

[north fable]

Oh dam the MINECRAFT MOVIE was a banger

i recommend watching it

[odd oxide]

Wow rogue one has like

Really good cinematography

It's a beautiful looking film

[pastel marten]

Perfectly balanced...

[fickle moon]

me jumpscare :)

now its not >:D

[pastel marten]

Person of taste

[lapis juniper]

Let it cook dude

[north fable]

As all things should be...

[odd oxide]

Just finished rogue one

It's like

Actually

Quite good

Like an 8/10

Definitely elevated by andor

[pearl flume]

When I'm wearing earphones in a public or loud space and I take them off too fast the sudden flood of audio stimuli punches me in the head with a panic attack.

So that's fun.

[odd oxide]

they arent fucking serious right

average british impression of idyllicism

[lament raven]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[novel temple]

guys i dont want to offend you, dont get offended please because i dont like when you get offended, i hope yall didn't get offended, so dont be offended 💔

[novel temple]

thats a lake with shit

[lyric iron]

first time looking the game on app store
i thought damn this game looks so bad

🤫

[lyric iron]

but you know
i was wrong

[drifting turtle]

all joker stickers in just 194 wins is crazy

[noble verge]

oh my god i forgot how much where i really come from fucks you up

[main hamlet]

Wtfffff

[strong lintel]

<@&1133519078540185692> scammer

[sullen portal]

way against the rules

[floral widget]

this shit aint looking good for me bruh

[verbal sable]

shortcut kinda feels like throwing random shit at the wall and claiming that's a straight

[compact timber]

Brother the sun is literally visible this entire week so compared to how it is every other 51 weeks of the year we will take what we can get

[modern heart]

Be nice to them, that's the first time they have seen past the clouds in a millennia

[sharp bay]

Peep the fit

[latent rain]

Hello ^^

[peak goblet]

Wassup man

[dusty lynx]

dumb question time

you wake up to find a head of a stuffed unicorn in your bed thats been cut off, what do you do?

[peak goblet]

What 😭

I don’t know what there would be to do…

[sand dagger]

Y’all I got back to back souls at ante 14

[wheat coral]

#GuessTheAngle #95

📐 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜

#BisectorBeginner
https://GuessTheAngle.wtf/p/95

[noble verge]

machine head put his money to good use 🔥

[shell mist]

tribe with checkered <3

[latent rain]

#GuessTheAngle #95

📐 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥

#AngleAmateur
https://GuessTheAngle.wtf/p/95

[wise spoke]

I got 124/150

for the record I know I would never be able to name all the common poker hand ones

[vale skiff]

Hi chat, how’s everyone?

[wise spoke]

good, you?

[vale cliff]

Full of ourselves, aren’t we?

[slate schooner]

https://youtu.be/U464XRPDMt0?si=oFpkv7a_2mQ6f9Os

[floral widget]

Guess who just bought a fursuit head

It has a working mouth

[weary laurel]

I call it a rug, rhymes with grug

[drifting geode]

guys who do i put in hunger games

not including anyone in the screenshot

[floral widget]

Put me in it

Please

[gray harness]

[drifting geode]

youre doing great \

[floral widget]

Sweet

I will die in the next two rounds

[drifting geode]

oh my god

[floral widget]

Oh lord

[drifting geode]

@floral widget rip

[vale cliff]

At least it’s not baby oil

[floral widget]

Sounds like something I’d do

The land mine

[vale skiff]

Sorry, I’m doing alright. I’m getting a bit tired

[pearl flume]

Time to start a new religion! but every religion needs a god to worship, so, choose!

[fickle moon]

can i choose neither :p

[pearl flume]

You can not deny the new world order

[fickle moon]

i can cause im a solo

[vale cliff]

New pfp is beautiful

[fiery grotto]

Oh god so many good options

But Im picking Neuro because… it basically is one at this point

[wise spoke]

I guess I'm going with Jimbo

This server already exists anyways

[pearl flume]

Who was this directed towards and what is thy answer ?

[vale cliff]

None other than yourself, o Witch-Queen of the Fae Courts

[fiery grotto]

thy 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[vale cliff]

I’m just making shit up btw

Idk your lore

[fiery grotto]

Is your answer also them?

[pearl flume]

I have

ALOT of fan art

[fiery grotto]

All by yourself?

[pearl flume]

Nah, people ttend to draw me, for whatever reason

I have a folder of like 40

[fiery grotto]

They cooked

Honestly thats so sick

Creating fanart of someone else

[glossy fulcrum]

markiplier

my beloved

[tawny kettle]

Just had Krispy Kreme for the first time in my life

What do we think?

[fiery grotto]

Stop

Please

My stomach is gurgling so loud my family is gonna wake up across the hall

[tawny kettle]

OH MA BAD

If it makes you feel better (probably not) I had it yesterday

I don't know if I got scammed or not tho

[wise spoke]

Why is there like 5% nuts on that

[fiery grotto]

Nah Im fine, I already brushed my teeth and was already hungy

[tawny kettle]

It's a uhh chocolate nutty donut so

[fiery grotto]

Thats what she said

[wise spoke]

NAH BRO

[tawny kettle]

Well all the donuts were the same price but I didn't want to go with the classic glaze as my first

[fiery grotto]

Sorry my brain enters dark places this late when Im this hungy 😭

[fiery grotto]

Fair

[tawny kettle]

In all fairness I got to enjoy something new because I got accepted to a school yay :))))

[fiery grotto]

Wicked sick

[wise spoke]

I mean they don't call it a Donut for a reason

Okay that sucks like that's not even a joke

Lmao

[tawny kettle]

You aren't even trying

[wise spoke]

Thats what she said

[tribal sorrel]

what kind of joker card would this be

[subtle kernel]

Reminds me of the horse picture

[tribal sorrel]

aye, that was not easy to do

but I get it

[subtle kernel]

Nah it actually looks pretty good

Just a reference

[tribal sorrel]

I was thinking of it getting like x.1 mult every time a card was destroyed then replaced

[devout surge]

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▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░ Copy And Paste Him In
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░ Every Discord Server,
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Bob

[subtle kernel]

F bob

[devout surge]

Why

:sob;

[subtle kernel]

Not welcome

[devout surge]

Oh

[tribal sorrel]

bitch boi bob

[devout surge]

Sorry

:((

[subtle kernel]

Bob seems chill tho

[devout surge]

Yeah

[glossy fulcrum]

no.

[subtle kernel]

Y no

[devout surge]

I would get rid of the obnoxious “paste him all over discord” part but I couldn’t figure out how

[glossy fulcrum]

i dont wana

[devout surge]

Don’t have to

[subtle kernel]

This is the only discord server I’m in I only use dc for this lol

[devout surge]

He’s just Bob

[dusty lynx]

I got murdered by an angry crowd with police joining in during a purge event in Anurism IV. Because me and another banker were charging 7% intrest to do transactions.

Despite being cornered and defencless, I offered 4% interest as death cannot stop me making money.

[subtle kernel]

Use Mr bones

You’ll be aight

[dusty lynx]

@thorny mango

[devout surge]

Or golden joker if you don’t care about being dead

[subtle kernel]

Yeah but you’ll die anyway so no money

[devout surge]

True

[subtle kernel]

What are you even on about

[devout surge]

He’s just telling his life story

[subtle kernel]

Aneurism

[dusty lynx]

a videogame where everything sucks including you, its a grimderp online roleplaying game set in a dystopian city where death is constant.

[devout surge]

*aneurism 4

[subtle kernel]

Oh

[devout surge]

Sounds fun

Also kinda sounds like dead cells

Except not rpg

[dusty lynx]

the best thing about this is that theres no npcs, it was a dozen players that were hunting me down

[thorny mango]

yeah?

[subtle kernel]

What was the price you were charging interest for anyway

[dusty lynx]

whats your faviourite banker moment?

[thorny mango]

LMAO

[thorny mango]

I don’t play often, but I have a good one

I had just rotated to banker after buying a shop

[subtle kernel]

Sounds complicated

[thorny mango]

I went to the underground laundromat to look for clients

And I saw a banker surrounded by proles with pipes

[dusty lynx]

bank transactions, you loose credit when you die but bankers can keep your money safe between deaths. As a banker you can change the transaction fee to whatever you want whenever someone deposits or takes out credit.

[thorny mango]

Screaming “down with the capitalist pigs!”

[subtle kernel]

Damn

[thorny mango]

They beat him to death and you better bet I booked tf outta there

[subtle kernel]

Reminds me of like gmod rp

Kinda

[dusty lynx]

it is made by a bunch of gmod rp'ers

[subtle kernel]

Makes sense

[dusty lynx]

except its a functional videogame

[dusty lynx]

what did you do afterwards?

I got stabbed behind the back by a prole when I was trying to sell glue to someone suffering withdraw...

yes you can huff glue as a drug in this game for those who dont know

even the drugs and food you can cook is absolute wack. It makes IRL drugs look normal in comparison.

[thorny mango]

Not much in that life, ran to wartime to escape the murder hungry proles and got shot by a scum as they were raiding

[thorny mango]

Cigarette stew 🤤🤤🤤

[dusty lynx]

my dream is to sell cigarette stew to proles at the wartime factory when they are loosing their minds from seeing another faulty warhead bomb go off.

Its why I carry bandages because of that.

[thorny mango]

Fire idea

[dusty lynx]

yeah the bombs at the factory are more dangerous then the bombs being dropped on you during wartime

[dusty lynx]

for now I run a hardware store selling repair kits, bandages, knives, pickaxes, flashlights and jars that may or may not be used for making illegal goods next to the steel mill.

its not a crime selling jars afterall

[bronze lake]

Does anyone do electrical engineering?

I need help

[subtle kernel]

Wtf

Do you go to Waterloo?

[dusty lynx]

also @thorny mango

Before this, I got shit talked by a controller (a cop) about how much they go through except us bankers.

Afterwards the same controller said that sanitars are not good at their job (maintenance and janitors deputized to be cops as well) and a fight almost broke out between the cops. While me and a banker was watching the whole thing go down.

Oh and the purge event happen right after the wartime event was over, So I even lost my money making scheme of people cashing in their cheques if they were lucky enough to not blow themselves up at the factory.

[bronze lake]

No

[thorny mango]

LMAO

[subtle kernel]

Yeah sorry you’re on your own for this one

[dusty lynx]

I am soo going to charge 15% with other bankers and see how well it turns out

[modest pagoda]

i have nowhere else to say this cause my friends don’t know him but my dad almost hit todd phillips (director of joker and the hangover) at his work

[subtle kernel]

Like the joker movie?

[dusky shoal]

I have a 9 paragraph essay to write by 10:20 tmrw. Do it write or procrastinate and play Balatro? For reference I am 2/9 paragraphs done.

[split pilot]

play balatro for 11 hours straight and then write the essay

[vale cliff]

Imagine procrastinating instead of playing balatro

[dusky shoal]

Ok 1 hour of Balatro then essay then more Balatro after

[shell flint]

[oak citrus]

I can't believe I am hearing the Yoel tetris noise again. Incredible to see in such hot tetris action

[odd oxide]

wtf

free nitor

[odd oxide]

looks like they didnt cheap out either

wow

[dense salmon]

You don't do electrical engineering,

SKILL ISSUE

[odd oxide]

got bigger upload sizes and all

sweet

super reacts too

[dense salmon]

It wont let me inpregnant that message :(

I cant believe they found a way to monetize pregnacy emojis

[vale cliff]

How dare they lock mpreg behind a paywall

[oak citrus]

I might have to delete discord over this. How dare they

[modest pagoda]

yes

sorry about late response

[oak citrus]

No
sorry about the early response

[odd oxide]

Oh shit

Laufey 3 was announced

Cool

I'm ngl the singles weren't that good

But I'm still excited

[hallow sluice]

Yes I akcept

[dusky shoal]

No more Balatro I need to write essay now

[vale cliff]

Real

[dusty lynx]

Thats not a joke, thats an actual thing you can make in game. it dehydrates you but recovers a lot of sanity.

...and its a pot of ciggaretes

[oak citrus]

Breakfast of champions

[glacial thicket]

Write the essay on Balatro

[dusky shoal]

It’s for my English 102 class I need to graduate college. I’m writing it on WW2

Also I finished it and it’s 8 pages long with 2100 words

[lime shale]

my toenail is somehow half removed and half dead

[vale cliff]

Same half?

[lime shale]

like vertically halved

[glacial thicket]

@sand valley Woaaaa ur pfp is so cools

[sand valley]

Thank youuuu

the artist is in my bio

[glacial thicket]

Yayyy

[dusty lynx]

Dumb question time

What do you do if you really need to fart, but you cant because of where you are at the moment. So what do you do while you try to hold it back or make sure no one notices?

[oak citrus]

I shoot my pistol to cover up the sound and smell. Works every time

[sand valley]

hold it back. either it slowly releases or it just gets absorbed into your blood (not harmful)

[pearl flume]

I'm just sitting in a smoky room, smelling of wine and cheap perfume.

[dense salmon]

does anyone know if ipad and iphone appstores are combined? can i buy balatro on phone and play it on the ipad too?

[vital elm]

Y'all think there will be more decks incoming for Balatro irl deck?

[odd oxide]

ive already gushed about this but the (relatively) new youtube media player features are amazing

especially holding to 2x speed

and the audio timestretching instead

genuinely saves me so much time

[sour pilot]

finally after 10 gazillion ui changes we get a feature i actually use

[subtle kernel]

Do you?

[strong lintel]

<@&1133519078540185692> politics

[sullen portal]

yep, not allowed sorry

[inner dome]

Surprisingly even-

[little nimbus]

Scary face scares me :(

[noble verge]

playing minecraft for the first time since 1.18 today

[subtle kernel]

Smiley face the goat

[gilded ore]

another shift at the number factory...

[wise marsh]

What is this

[brittle talon]

NNF

or nubby's number factory

[gilded ore]

Nubbys numbee factory

For once, a non bologna tony broken run

That's right it's a goblin Tony run

[tepid lintel]

Well done

But can you get to a googol?

Decillion is max peg value

[fickle flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/204413197208387584/1355911301536284722/image.png?ex=68274b4d&is=6825f9cd&hm=9fd34091fb9c1eba97b8455cd61d3a43e6c49758583e6508ebe9e5f81ecc7806&

[fiery grotto]

How did bro divide by in nubbys 😭

Oh wait is that just what happens if you go far enough?

[spark jasper]

I hope we get quantum computers during our livespan, in order to play modded balatro to its maximum

[fiery grotto]

I want it to play regular balatro to its maximum

[tepid lintel]

0 purchase run.

[fiery grotto]

I mean I could actually do that

actually wait technically no, Id have to BUY packs, just not use them

[tepid lintel]

You can't buy anything n the shop

[fiery grotto]

yeah

thats why I said I cant do it

Though obviously its still possinle with the right seed but eh

I lazy

[lyric iron]

😹

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1367278691083882568.gif?quality=lossless&name=prJump&size=48

[cobalt crest]

plu

[dusky shoal]

Any of yall enjoy Black Clover?

[wise marsh]

I am not a black lover

Frieren is better

[subtle kernel]

Bro

Why would you word it like that

[oak citrus]

[tepid lintel]

I have ascended in TrackMania - gold bars denotes top 1k world

https://medal.tv/games/trackmania/clips/kidqdlkNISmsQW4ks?invite=cr-MSx5eWssMzExMDMzODc1

This is slower but I swear I should get time off for sheer style.

[oak citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674849582861254658/1372708777265991780/image.png?ex=6827c22c&is=682670ac&hm=42f90438d3d386a5eaf44c0a836f5cbaeec18cefe8d73d373f28caf36970d1bf&

[fiery grotto]

Yes

[dusky shoal]

Yippee

[fiery grotto]

Obviously a bit repetitive in some of the storyline but overall enjoyable

[dusky shoal]

Fair fair

[fiery grotto]

I feel like thats a bit common with older animes anyways (I say older but compared to some other things black clover isnt that old rlly but you get what I mean)

[tame bone]

Sorry but I have think

[oak citrus]

It's okay, i respect that 🙏

[tepid lintel]

Have you tried Clover Pit?

While we are talking about clover

Its a free demo on steam, it's a slot machine meets balatro

[subtle kernel]

Straight up gambling

[wintry vector]

Censor ********** please 🥀

[subtle kernel]

I’d try it

I need to get a j*b

[tepid lintel]

When you activate the slot machine it literally says "let's go gambling"

[subtle kernel]

That would get annoying quick tbh

[tepid lintel]

You don't have very many rounds, and it only does it at the start.

[subtle kernel]

Oh that’s not too bad

[wintry vector]

Pckgd humble him

Bro whats with this * stuff

[subtle kernel]

I need money to buy Balatro on ps

[tepid lintel]

3 rounds to make your quota.

More spins, more coins, less tickets.

Less spins, less coins, more tickets.

Buy lucky charms with tickets to change the rules of the game.

[wintry vector]

Its free atm

[subtle kernel]

With ps+

I don’t have it

That’s why I need a job

[tacit quail]

Bro🥀🥀

[subtle kernel]

That’s

Ew

[wintry vector]

Thats... gore of my comfort character

[subtle kernel]

I’m just looking at your pfp bro wtf 😭

[wintry vector]

Its Nate Griffin

[dusky shoal]

Nate Griffin was a chill dude fr

[wintry vector]

Since when do i have nitro wth

And when did i make nettspend my banner 🥀

[fiery grotto]

Ive seen vieos and it seems fun but doesnt have much growth to synergies YET

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q9VwwhVaaX0 So real

[oak citrus]

real af

[pale swallow]

Nah balatro wishes it could be Luigi’s picture poker

[noble verge]

finally playing hk

is it good

[high tinsel]

no

[noble verge]

ok

well i spent $15 on it so i might as well try it

[mental void]

omg happy bday to pifreak

i got the Red Deck

[patent briar]

yes

[noble verge]

dude holy shit i saw the achievements and apparently a speedrun is beating the game in under 10 hours

[mental void]

i got a blueprint irl fite me

[patent briar]

i play this game way too much

[noble verge]

so there is lots of content but i dont know if its good content

[severe aurora]

in 10 hours, that's 'Stamina Game' already.

[noble verge]

it immediately crashed

[patent briar]

incorrect opinion

[noble verge]

oh ok its working

dude what the fuck three cutscenes in a row 💔

the lore can not be that important (i skipped all of them)

what is this why is there a passage up

[patent briar]

there are more abilities like walljump

[noble verge]

oh cool

[patent briar]

that you get later in the game

[noble verge]

i got a stalactite to snipe one of the flying bugs im the best at hk

ok nvm i hate this game it counts walking into the sides of spikes as damage this game sucks i hate it

[patent briar]

lets go i got the low% queens station skip

[subtle cliff]

Hello everyone my name is welcome

[subtle kernel]

Why would you skip all the cutscenes

[subtle kernel]

W mark reference

[subtle cliff]

I am officially back yes yes YESSSS

[sand fjord]

HOLLOW KNIGHT

[subtle kernel]

Markiplier in 2025 ❤️‍🩹🌹

[patent briar]

I LOVE DARK DEEPNEST SO MUCH 🗣️ THIS IS SO FUN

I LOVE BEING SENT BACK 80 BILLION MILES WHENEVER I TOUCH A SPIKE I COULDNT SEE

[subtle kernel]

So real

[glossy fulcrum]

he still makes content so

[fiery grotto]

This is the most Wraith thing thats every wraithed on the planet

[sand fjord]

I just started playing hollow knight so no spoilers >:(

[fiery grotto]

Dw, Ive never played

Spoilers: Darth Vader is Luke's father

[toxic acorn]

Spoilers: your playing peak

[fiery grotto]

true

[subtle kernel]

I was saying it’s good

[glossy fulcrum]

hard to tell

[fickle flower]

I hate Warframe why do I have to wait three days I just want another frame please DE

[tepid lintel]

Just play Trackmania bruh

You can do magical things in 3 days

[fiery grotto]

Real

Lol

My school friend sent me this

[oak citrus]

Lmfao

[pearl flume]

Please answer the following prompt:

If you could relay 1 message throughout your entire planet anonymously, what would it be ?

[subtle kernel]

Reverse the damage done to the planet before it’s too late

[fiery grotto]

Never gonna give you up, never gonna… I think you know the rest

[crisp jackal]

Idk where to dump this

It was supposed to be a skull study

Bruh

[half river]

Screw you, Im not showing the build

Genuinely don’t remember anymore lol

[subtle kernel]

Photochad?

Ancient joker or more retriggers

[half river]

No. I think it was burglar and green jonkler

[subtle kernel]

Oh

[gray harness]

Either "The zombies are coming" or "We are going to launch an all out attack on your houze. Sincerely, the zombies"

[subtle kernel]

Pvz peak

[half river]

Did you say ancient joker?

My favorite run

And the best use case for the lovers

[subtle kernel]

Ancient joker is one of my favorites

[half river]

I think it’s just ok. And by that I mean it’s useless late game or it carries the run so it averages out

[fiery grotto]

Once lost with 2 polychrome ancient jokers due to unlucky roll on the boss

Was before the skipping blinds when you have the right suit was a common used technique

[subtle kernel]

If you perkeo wild card it’s op

[half river]

Hence the above photo

[subtle kernel]

Yeah

[fiery grotto]

I mean gl getting pereko with it XD but yeah

[pearl flume]

Does anyone who know gamer terms know if this is correct ?

My friend describes killing or winning against people much higher level/rank than you as "Dragon slaying" or "whale hunting". Is this right ?

[fiery grotto]

I havent heard the term but I modtly play single player games like Balatro and celeste and stuff so I wouldnt know, sorry

[thorny mango]

depends on the game really

I’d only really call it that if high levels are LEAGUES stronger like in rpgs

in looter-shooters or games with a level system that dosent actively increase your stats higher rank kills are more common

[unkempt sinew]

I'd say the term "whale hunting" would be most apt for games that involve microtransactions with in-game power boosts attached

And "dragon slaying" in games where in-game power is not gained through real money

[inner dome]

...

Ignore that Baron literally isn't but you know what I mean

[modern heart]

Technically baron is the only in hand xmult joker out of those

The others are on scored card

[vale cliff]

But cards score in a played hand???

🤔

[modern heart]

Baron explicitly says "in hand"

None of the others do

[unkempt sinew]

Photograph is good since it's a common, but it only affects the first-played face card

Bloodstone and Ancient Joker both have good xmult across the whole hand, yet both suffer from RNG hell unless you have OA6 (Bloodstone) or a bunch of wild cards / Smeared Joker (AJ)

Baron and Idol are both only ever useful for endless, and the general consensus around here seems to be that endless doesn't exist

[modern heart]

Ancient Joker is very good on its own, with simple deck fixing (cutting a few cards evenly from all suits) makes it extremely consistent

Without simple deck fixing it's the most functional regardless

[unkempt sinew]

yeah I'd still have to go with AJ in terms of the poll

[modern heart]

Idol is Photo but it picks a single random card that evolves into tribulet once you are already done with the run
Bloodstone is ancient joker but it can fail 1/2 of the time unless you find a specific uncommon and it can't outplay boss blinds
And baron is just a pipedream

[unkempt sinew]

-# oa6 is an uncommon though-

[modern heart]

Blame autocorrect, my post is already fixed though

[unkempt sinew]

guh

[modern heart]

Photo is only X2, but with Chad it does outperform ancient joker slightly

But ancient joker with the same common blows photochad out of the water lol

[livid condor]

ancient joker is simply way better

[odd oxide]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanesco_broccoli

Freaky ass broccoli

[fickle flower]

I’ve had this before it’s pretty good

Regular broccoli is just better though

[upbeat ginkgo]

This is me, this is what I look like, this is a recent picture.

[glossy fulcrum]

shame on all you photo voters

shame on you

[dreamy vine]

🤯

[whole wraith]

About Jens driver license

[mental viper]

[inner mortar]

-# why did you say "your planet" is there like other planets with like you know what nevermind
TELL THE GOOD PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE YOU APPRECIATE THEM RIGHT NOW. OR ELSE THE WORLD WILL FALL

[chrome inlet]

European citizens, there's a petition to end the psychological abuse that is conversion therapy throught Europe. It just needs 200k more signatures

if you live in the EU and haven't already, PLEASE fill this out and give it a signature. The time for them to be collected closes on may 17th and things are looking dangerously close to the wire. This will have huge implications if it gets passed so please sign it (and probably send it to your friends in the EU as well)

https://eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#/screen/home

Please, sign if you can, share if you can't. This has been practically buried

[vale cliff]

Wth is happening in Europe??

[gritty oasis]

same here lol

they’re recommending the same with trans youth in the US

[vale cliff]

South East Asian, so I’m sorry I can’t do anything at all 😭

[odd oxide]

Chris brown got arrested?

Good riddance

[potent cliff]

Factorio is 35 dollars and has never been on sale

Are you trying to get people to not play your game

It's a great game but doesn't deserve that price at all

[echo iron]

Let’s support a young and talented French rapper!
I’d love for you to check out a promising young French rapper who truly deserves to be heard and supported. His style is honest, powerful, and full of potential. In a world that can be tough on new artists, a little kindness and encouragement can go a long way.
Give him a listen, share his work, and if you enjoy it, spread the word. Every bit of support makes a difference.

Soutenons un jeune artiste plein de talent !
Je vous invite à découvrir un jeune rappeur français qui mérite d’être écouté, soutenu et encouragé. Son univers est sincère, engagé et prometteur. Dans un monde parfois dur avec les artistes émergents, un peu de bienveillance peut faire toute la différence.
Allez écouter, partager, et si vous aimez, parlez-en autour de vous. Il a besoin de nous, et chaque soutien compte.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGLA5_gINZY
YouTube
Redka Officiel
Redka - Pas quitte

[dusty lynx]

@thorny mango hows the prole life going

turns out if your a prole running a business, people tend to like you more oddly enough. Its also really weird how more people don't take advantage of advertising on the bulletin board. I also found out putting a radio in the many small shops attracts people's attention to your store to buy stuff.

Also, there was some guy spouting poetry and I tried to give him can bread, but then he did poetry with canned bread. Everyone was standing there and watching this odd guy while a controller tried to balance a piece of wood on his head

[vale cliff]

Unpleasant ice cream???

Ignore my fingernail

[pearl flume]

Terminal early onset type 2 frontal lobe dislocation.

[cold dawn]

holy shit u can punch the shotgun projectiles

[north fable]

yeah

there's lots of crazy tech in UK

[vivid bronze]

We have indeed a loicense for shotgun shell punching, m8

[tepid lintel]

What the doom knockoff is this

[floral widget]

Ultrakill, it’s not a rip off of doom

[sharp bloom]

Hampter

[cold dawn]

although its concept is very similar to doom it plays very differently

[odd oxide]

Why is everyone pretending that the star wars prequels are good now

Just because you saw some clips on TikTok doesn't mean the whole movie is good

[rigid moon]

I only buy games on sale lol

even balatro

but I do tend to gift games too, so it balances out

[odd oxide]

Speaking of movies

Got tickets for the

New mission impossible

Final reckoning

Apparently the muricans don't get it until next week

Also I think I might do a marathon of the previous mission impossibles

I actually haven't seen them all

[latent rain]

[noble verge]

they put among us in hollow knight

[pearl flume]

"Stand up, gallop on, nothing can be done by feeling so sorry for yourself."