🎙・server-chat

[gentle nexus]

Nqn?

[round tapir]

dont support discord financially the platform already sucks

[gentle nexus]

Fr

[pure meteor]

dont support the app u use on a daily basis

[lean trench]

Lmao

I mean they do suck but like so does everyone and I spend too much time on here

Also I don't listen to brokies

Get a job

[pure meteor]

damn neg gros michel looks cool

[round tapir]

Id switch over to pretty much anything in an instant if every1 wasnt on here 😔

[lean trench]

Me when I lie

[round tapir]

buy bro.. its worth it for the funny

[pure meteor]

im done with funnies

[gentle nexus]

Jumpscare ahhh

[pure meteor]

im 4 jokers away from 100%ing and i havent seen them in 2 full runs

[gentle nexus]

That ain't gross Michael that's cool Michael

[lean trench]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[meager plank]

What’s your biggest bull

[pure meteor]

youre very weird mate

[gentle nexus]

Who?

[meager plank]

Mine was +1052 chips

[lean trench]

I go work now

[gentle nexus]

W-Word

Please stop saying such things

[round tapir]

employment jumpscare 😱😱

[pure meteor]

i should stop playing blue deck and try plasma deck for stickers

i still dont know plasma deck maths tho

[gentle nexus]

What if instead of Jimbo he will be called Freakbo and instead of giving +4 he will give yoy 4 kisses

You*

[round tapir]

no 🙏

[gentle nexus]

Damm i need my coffe

Im going insane

[proud cradle]

thats a weird way of spelling white monster

[pure meteor]

i may be too old for zoomer humor

[proper hawk]

this is so odd, whats my gameplan now?

[torn zealot]

Balatro players tellinf someone to get a job

[torn zealot]

Give up

[proper hawk]

no

[torn zealot]

give up

Oh FUCKING HELL photochad

[queen escarp]

.......................................................

[meager plank]

I just won in 11 rounds second try

I used plasma deck and only played the boss blinds and 2 or 3 rounds by accident

I had hiker chad

[meager plank]

Not downloading your files

[queen escarp]

ah yes
3 of a kind

[meager plank]

Obviously

Y97!9!@6;$282$(

[queen escarp]

what

[meager plank]

&;’sneighbs

[proper hawk]

What do I replace, thinking acrobat

[queen escarp]

:(

[torn zealot]

I WILL KILL MYSELF

least dysfunctional polychrome

why

[livid basin]

do we know when the content update is coming out?

[red hamlet]

Move the fibe to the right of the flush joker

Get that extra 5 mult or whatever

[strange orbit]

Cool pants

[livid basin]

is there anyway you can manipulate ancient joker?

[slim junco]

you can keep its current state by skipping, but otherwise I think it just always cycles between the suits

[pallid hawk]

yeah ancient joker is random it doesnt care about your deck

[red hamlet]

Would be broken af otherwise

[lament saddle]

Uh why it’s price doesn’t rising, it isn’t obtainable anymore.

[livid basin]

wild cards

should work

buty

but

[red hamlet]

Wild cards suck

[livid basin]

theyre kinda bad

[red hamlet]

Better to just get glass or luckies

[strange orbit]

I've heard they're reworking it tho

[red hamlet]

And keep the suits even in your deck

[red hamlet]

Yeah they're gonna get buffed
No clue to what

[pallid hawk]

maybe the tarot card

the fact the worst enhancement is the rarest is insane

[slim junco]

the question was if ancient joker could be manipulated

[lament saddle]

Wild Card achievement

[strange orbit]

Maby ignores "can't play ____ cards"?

[livid basin]

should be immune to debuffs

[pure meteor]

its so nice

[strange orbit]

That's what I'm saying

[pure meteor]

that you cannot sell luchador

in amber acorn

[red hamlet]

It's not the rarest tho

[pallid hawk]

you know what i mean

[pure meteor]

[pallid hawk]

you only get one at a time

[slim junco]

it's the most difficult to spread

[livid basin]

theyre fun to play

until they arent

[red hamlet]

They're fun to play until you realise they're useless, provide no benefit most of the time
Ans get shit on by 4 bosses
5 if its a face card

[slim junco]

actually, glass and steel are technically equal, also having 1

[crystal spade]

you mean wild card?

i luv wild card because it’s so stupid 🥀

[livid basin]

#buffwildcards

[pure meteor]

re triggering glass is a lot easier

[red hamlet]

It's already happening

[pure meteor]

also you want to enhance cards youre gonna use

[livid basin]

do we know the buff

[slim junco]

no application outside of flush builds which are both super weak and super easy to build around anyways

[pallid hawk]

steel+dna my beloved

[red hamlet]

No

[livid basin]

something is calling to me

[crystal spade]

glass + dna wdymmm

[red hamlet]

Dna and luckies

[pallid hawk]

i meant glass

idk how i typed steel

[crystal spade]

uh huh sure

[pallid hawk]

i literally did why would i say steel

[crystal spade]

u tryna play it off 🥀

[slim junco]

dna with anything that you'd want to duplicate

[pallid hawk]

do it.

[strange orbit]

Something bout negative hanging Chad makes me happy

[crystal spade]

i actually hate photochad so much

💔

[livid basin]

i think i can win

[slim junco]

what irks you about it

[crystal spade]

it’s just boring as fuck

[livid basin]

guys i won

[strange orbit]

Yippee

[livid basin]

the run isnt over

[torn zealot]

fuck you dude

this pants is like 2$

[livid basin]

time to make every card that isnt a club wild card

[torn zealot]

it worth nothing

serves NO PURPOSE

FUCKIGN

[red hamlet]

Two pair build? Lol

[strange orbit]

Erm actually they cost $11

/j

[crystal spade]

two pair build + square my beloved

[livid basin]

the freaky wild card build

ive beat the club and diamond blind

[torn zealot]

the black deck makes me want to self harm

[torn zealot]

worse

it's copium 5 polychrome build

notice how none of these are actually functional

its purely for the polychrome

[crystal spade]

i js shit on photochad and i checked my statistics and they’re both my top played cards 💔

egg is surprisingly high on my used cards

[torn zealot]

you buffoon

[crystal spade]

i am a buffoon 💔

when i started the game i played exclusively photochad and baron mime high card builds so

that’s prolly why

[torn zealot]

these guys wont stop coming on me

[crystal spade]

what

[livid basin]

its happening

wrong img

i got the diamon one

greed

[crystal spade]

yummy

[vast raft]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-what-is-balatro-lusty-joker-gif-7003818589295777391

[crystal spade]

click button here <—-

[livid basin]

i died

[vast raft]

Skulle

[crystal spade]

i don’t even understand stone cards 💔

[livid basin]

50 chip

[crystal spade]

oh thanks

[vast raft]

They're meant to be used with hands that don't require 5 cards

[torn zealot]

photochad on abandoned deck

[vast raft]

So basically it's just 50 free chips per free slot

[torn zealot]

now that's some real shit

[vast raft]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[lean trench]

Half the people i know at work play balatro on company time

Play balatro, get paid for it

[torn zealot]

L

[slim junco]

hello

[pallid hawk]

square joker is the worst joker

[remote field]

can you get negative jokers in booster packs?

[pallid hawk]

yes

[pure meteor]

hes shit but hes lovely

[lean trench]

8 ball is real

BTW incase you forgot

[pallid hawk]

8ball has a use

[lean trench]

LOL

[torn zealot]

fuck 8 balls

[lean trench]

that's a good one

[pure meteor]

i got wee joker 4 antes later very funny

[crystal spade]

oh naw 💔 he just needs a lil chip buff

[pallid hawk]

square joker limits what you can play and also sucks even if you do what it wants

[vast raft]

Square joker + stone card

[pure meteor]

i thought plasma deck was piss easy turns out its harder than blue deck

[vast raft]

No it ain't

[crystal spade]

so like what’s the point if ur already playing stones

[vast raft]

If you have 1

[pallid hawk]

you win the whole first ante with a flush wdym 😭

[agile pawn]

wronggggg

[autumn cobalt]

ok what the hell is this unseeded run

[lean trench]

8 ball is a 1 in 4 chance, 1 in 4 chance to generate a tarrot card with played...8s? A card that has no retrigger synergy?

[quasi steppe]

Guys how do i go nanief

[autumn cobalt]

Ante 1

[pure meteor]

who even struggles in the first ante

[crystal spade]

i think square joker sucks because it has zero pivots

[pure meteor]

mid game is brutal

[lean trench]

It's easily the most useless piece of shit joker ever

[crystal spade]

like hanging chad can at least retriever some nice stuff

[agile pawn]

wdym

[lean trench]

I've gotten more tarrot cards with fucking superposition

[pallid hawk]

no one? but you get all the money from spare hands and can pick up util jokers early because you already win

[vast raft]

You can if you skip both blinds

[autumn cobalt]

chat what is the play here

[agile pawn]

sell baron

[vast raft]

Custody court

[pallid hawk]

sell trib and get jimbo

[quasi steppe]

Just won my first run

[crystal spade]

sum jokers can help pivot into other builds i guess

[wraith wharf]

Cool straight flush build

[pallid hawk]

great job!

[wraith wharf]

Im on ante 10

[crystal spade]

wahoo

[wraith wharf]

And I found...

[autumn cobalt]

here is deck

[pure meteor]

and midgame you still eat ass

[agile pawn]

square is one of those

[pallid hawk]

are you just bad at the game...?

[torn zealot]

ok guys so

[wraith wharf]

This negative is peak

[torn zealot]

do i cut myself

or do i skip

[pallid hawk]

i dont get how you lose plasma deck unless youre trying

[wraith wharf]

Begter looking than the normal one imo

[torn zealot]

loses free win with plasma deck

[crystal spade]

don’t cut yourself pookie 💜 sh is no joke

[torn zealot]

well its either really just bad luck or whatever

[torn zealot]

its fine

[modern arrow]

on what stake

[crystal spade]

no it’s not 💔

[torn zealot]

i just hit the sandbag instead

[pallid hawk]

well he's saying it's harder than blue deck

[pure meteor]

its golden stake im farming stickers

[modern arrow]

gold on plasma is pretty fuckin hard js

[torn zealot]

leaves scars on my hands, not worth

[lean trench]

White stake plasma and gold stake plasma are two very different beasts

[pallid hawk]

meh

[torn zealot]

just go fucking punch sandbag literally better

[pure meteor]

hurr durr youre bad at the game

[crystal spade]

real i got them all over my legs

[pure meteor]

ive played for 300 hours

[pallid hawk]

okay

[pure meteor]

[torn zealot]

rat pfp

opinon inv*lid

[crystal spade]

what’s wrong with rat

[pure meteor]

have u seen ur fucking name

[torn zealot]

im a balatro player

i cannot read

fym

[autumn cobalt]

F99VF4H8 for anyone want this seed

[crystal spade]

meow 🥀

[quasi steppe]

Did yall know poker before balatro or just went straight to balatro

[crystal spade]

bro already lost 💔

[pure meteor]

i learned poker in rdr2

[modern arrow]

it def is, 2.4m vv??

[lean trench]

Now that is kinda sad

[autumn cobalt]

i sold everything and try to find a specific joker

[quasi steppe]

When i installed balatro i thought it woulf be a normal poker game

[pure meteor]

that was a joke

[quasi steppe]

But it was so intresting

[crystal spade]

meow meow

is someone going to do it back or what

[lean trench]

Grow up

[torn zealot]

your destiny is plain

[red hamlet]

It's sad that they didn't play poker before?

[lean trench]

Yeah it's fun with friends

[red hamlet]

Arf

[agile pawn]

not even 100% smh

bad

[pure meteor]

i havent been farming golden stickers till a week ago

[snow temple]

chat i’m so cooked

[agile pawn]

get a gold sticker on all 150 jokers in one run for completionist++

[crystal spade]

:3

[modern arrow]

u got glass

[pure meteor]

ID DO IT IF THEY APPEARED

[red hamlet]

Acrobat and card sharp should be procced

[crystal spade]

💔

[modern arrow]

discard for diam flush maybe?

[red hamlet]

Ans you still have a glass and 1 discard

[modern arrow]

or whatever ur most played is

[red hamlet]

Discard for whatever hand you already played

[remote field]

yay just beat my first purple stake 🙂

[modern arrow]

glass n hanging chad x9 mult shit is not over buddy

[lean trench]

My b my inner hater came out for a second

[oak plume]

do anyone know why does my highscore dont count? its not updating a few days now

[torn zealot]

dude hit naninf?

[remote field]

are y ou on a seed or challenge?

[torn zealot]

wtf is that

[quasi yacht]

i rolled plant

to this

[crystal spade]

okay cat/boy

[lean trench]

Born to meow, forced to find gainful employment

[modern arrow]

wasnt meant to be

[red hamlet]

got both

[crystal spade]

i’m not a cat boy i just meow occasionally

[modern arrow]

gg go next

[crystal spade]

to my girlfriend

[oak plume]

no i am playing a normal unseeded run

[torn zealot]

https://x.com/BalatroGame/status/1917247084643725641

Balatro (@BalatroGame) on X

I've got 99 problems and a rental Gros Michel overstaying it's welcome is definitely one of them.

$-3
$-3
$-3
$-3

X · Apr 29, 2025, 3:58 PM

[pseudo hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/love-gif-love-my-beloved-locket-heart-gif-2105787374538324753

[torn zealot]

all pareidolia will suffer through the pain of mine as if they were stubbing their toes while stepping on lego

[sly frigate]

mrow

[red hamlet]

what's a plant

[slim junco]

Helk o

[red hamlet]

yaloha

[remote field]

how?

what lvl is ur poker hand

[red hamlet]

DNA + BP - make 2 glass
.5x to hologram
glass breaks
.75x per broken glass to glass joker
i think i had both at like 10x+

[sly frigate]

holy FUCK

i just got

a negative sock and buskin

from a buffoon pack

[red hamlet]

buskin and sock

[sly frigate]

only thing that could make this better is scary face

[remote field]

maybe i should start opening joker packs lol

[sly frigate]

all i have to do is NOT get plant

[sly frigate]

buffoon packs are cool

[remote field]

ye didnt realise you could get negatives frm them so didnt think any point opening if all joker slots full

[sly frigate]

i just got

a negative

[red hamlet]

You could get a better joker 🙂

[sly frigate]

from a buffoon pack

AGAIN

droll joker

it's eternal but like

still taking it

[remote field]

ye but if i already have my set build im unlikely to change it unless its 1 specific card

[remote field]

flush build?

[sly frigate]

this is an insane seed

[sly frigate]

so far it's just a face card build

but free negative i'll take it

[remote field]

i got poly droll joker 2 games in a row earlier lol

[sly frigate]

i got poly misprint last run

polyamorous misprint 🔥

[remote field]

is that the spade/ club or heart/dia card? i dont know all the names

[lusty gazelle]

whats the lowest flush needed to beat small blind anti 1?

[sly frigate]

misprint gives a random amount of mult from 0 to 23

[lusty gazelle]

im new

[remote field]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeep perishable photgraph... do i?

[remote field]

ohhh that one. not usually keen on that one

[sly frigate]

do u have a jonkler slot open

[sly frigate]

it was ante 1 it's good +mult

[remote field]

yeah just started on ante 1

[sly frigate]

accidentally took marble joker forgetting what it did :(

now i have a stone card

[remote field]

eeep eternal mail or eternal business card?

[red hamlet]

mail giga strong

[oak plume]

i guess its time for stone deck

[limber moth]

it appears so

[lusty gazelle]

does anyone know?

[sly frigate]

sob

invis joker

first shop

[limber moth]

anything that scores above 300

[sly frigate]

ooo banan

[lusty gazelle]

i know that

with flushes

whats the minimum cards

[limber moth]

do the math and find out?

whats the mult for a lvl 1 flush

[remote field]

negative banana ffs

[red hamlet]

i mean you can do a k q j 2
10,9,7,8,8 does it

[oak plume]

i think anything that will give you 40 chips

[red hamlet]

j,10,6,8,9

[lusty gazelle]

ok

ty

[sly frigate]

i have photograph now

i want hanging chad

then i can invis joker

[limber moth]

good for you

[red hamlet]

fantastic

[wide crane]

I think I got one that's exactly 300 but I forgot

[red hamlet]

k q j 8 2 does it cause it's 40 chipsters

[sly frigate]

i have $5

time to sell everything ig

:(

ok invis joker time

1 in 3 chance im very happy

2 in 3 chance im happy

1 in 3 chance i run over a family tmw

WOOOO

fuck yeah

[limber moth]

the Big Boss to be exact

HEY

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND

[sly frigate]

i think im cooked

next ante

i need more xmult

[limber moth]

yes it will 😭 😢 🙀

im crying rn

[gilded harness]

Lowkey showman is ong my opps fr

Double 8 ball 😭

[sly frigate]

sell all your jokers

get the 8balls

theyre the best joker

in the whole game

XMULT HAS ARRIVED

my savior

[limber moth]

dont hit on me i'm a recluse im not used to this

im scared and happy and crying

[sly frigate]

NOOOO BANAN

[limber moth]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[sly frigate]

banan :(

what did i do to deserve this

[limber moth]

beer belly

[sly frigate]

how could you banan

[twin meteor]

Whqt did I walk in on

[limber moth]

In a sense I suppose

[red hamlet]

huh, it sure does work

[solar portal]

what the hell am i reading bro

[limber moth]

im not im actually really badass

im just like snake in real life

[solar portal]

i can vouch he literally wrestled a polar bear and snapped it's neck in front of me

[limber moth]

i did

[solar portal]

he saved children it was gonna eat and got a million dollars

and gave it away to charity

[sly frigate]

can confirm

i was there too

[cyan solstice]

power bottom of the barrel

[red hamlet]

and he's gone

[limber moth]

i did because even though I have a rough exterior and am the toughest one in the crew at times I have a soft inside because of my mother who taught me well but then died of an unidentified illness

[sly frigate]

holy shit

[cyan solstice]

that's what I'll give you

[red hamlet]

cheers eggo

[sly frigate]

hanging chad

swooped

[limber moth]

Egg did you just ban my boyfriend 😢

[sly frigate]

in to save me

[sly frigate]

real

[red hamlet]

shouldn't have been weird in a public chat

[limber moth]

if so its fine I was looking for a way out of that relationship anyway

[sly frigate]

rate

[red hamlet]

2nd blueprint onto chad

[cyan solstice]

I may be in no place to say this

[solar portal]

the brightest stars burn the fastest 😔

[sly frigate]

hi egg can i get your autograph youre one of my favorite jonklers 🥺

[cyan solstice]

but y'all need better standards

[still hollow]

ué

[limber moth]

https://tenor.com/view/true-feel-that-thats-true-feel-gif-26944000

[red hamlet]

so true

y'all be settlin' for randoms in discord

[solar portal]

lol yeah

[pure meteor]

[solar portal]

i get dmed by weird randoms so often 😔

[solar portal]

ANTISINERGY

[pure meteor]

it must be done

[limber moth]

i dont get dmed

its nice

[quick egret]

anyone know your balatro+ save file from apple arcade goes to the regular balatro when you download it?

[solar portal]

lucky you

my dms are mostly either weirdoes or scammers

[limber moth]

my dms is my buddy I grew up with and my brother

and I dont really talk to my brother

[lament lintel]

i dont think ive ever been dmd by a scammer on discord, probably because i dont join many discord servers

[sly frigate]

ive been dmd by scammers before

it was SO obvious

[red hamlet]

i get a bunch sometimes and it's always hilarious

"I accidentally reported you"

[sly frigate]

like you'd have to be so dumb to fall for these

(no hate to ppl who have)

[limber moth]

that scam is so stupid

i dont know how anyone falls for it

[red hamlet]

to be fair sometimes they get pretty elaborate and they manage to nail the personality of the person that got hacked

[sly frigate]

ok so

if i have 2 bps

a photo

[red hamlet]

my gf fell for it once

[sly frigate]

and a chad

where do i put the bps

[sly frigate]

i had JUST bought it

[red hamlet]

and i immediately told you where to put it

[sly frigate]

photograph get the memo bro

[sly frigate]

i was going from 4th period to 5th period

my laptop was closed

[red hamlet]

yeah well

quit school

[sly frigate]

i think i'm winning

i just got 2 million

i was about to say "the only thing that could stop me now is"

if i didn't cop directors cut earlier

im gonna die

fUCK

voucher tag

save me :(

i beg

NOOOO

o7

[remote field]

persishable negative mail in WTF

[oblique isle]

Get a glass

[cunning rune]

Guys do I get hand size here and for what If so

I have 8 kings

[pure meteor]

trobadour kinda counters sharp card

[glad oriole]

snova probably

also get more kings rahh

[cunning rune]

I'm trying lol

[cunning rune]

So handsize for the supernova

That's the play

[glad oriole]

ya

imo

[cunning rune]

Ok thanks stinky

[glad oriole]

skinky

[gilded harness]

Build turned into photochad straight...

Why it always turned into photochad....

[glad oriole]

because skill issue smh

[lean trench]

god giveth

[cunning rune]

This should go crazy

The glass 10

I wonder how much it's gonna be

Hopefully in the billions

2.3 bil

Nice

[queen escarp]

time to get golden stickers on those 2 bad boys

nvm

shouldve take rental gros michel

[cunning rune]

GG ante 13

[glad oriole]

proof that dna sux

[queen escarp]

yeahhh i mean its good in some scenarios

rarely encounter em tho

[glad oriole]

noope

[queen escarp]

cash money time

I lost

[velvet tinsel]

Why didn’t you take me:(

[queen escarp]

money was important sorry

looking back i shouldve

[velvet tinsel]

You should always take me even if your at ante 11:)

[pure meteor]

i beat gold stake with turtle bean but it was its last round

so it didnt count

[sly frigate]

i took you last run

but you DIED on me :(

gros michel what do i do

my main source of score rn is photochad

but boss blind this ante is plant

and i didn't cop directors cut

[velvet tinsel]

Im sorry:( at least cavendish might come and help now:/

[sly frigate]

it may be too late

[velvet tinsel]

Ur fucked lol

[sly frigate]

yup

sad

this has been my farthest oranjj stake run

i got TWO blueprints

[velvet tinsel]

Lucky

[sly frigate]

all i have now is x8 mult

with all bps on tribe

[velvet tinsel]

Nice

But still

Ur prob gonna die

[sly frigate]

yeah :(

yeah cooked

best hand is 22k

i need 120k

[velvet tinsel]

Rip

[velvet tinsel]

I never play on anything else than normal stake cause the others are less fun lol

[sly frigate]

:(

[velvet tinsel]

Also cause i suck

[velvet tinsel]

RIP:(

[sly frigate]

i needs to beat gold stake tho

so i can say i did

[velvet tinsel]

Mhm

[sly frigate]

wheres cavendish

[cloud ocean]

guys what will be the bst deck to get the 100m in one hand achievemnt

[sly frigate]

there really is no best deck

just play games until you get a good combo

(plasma deck probably idk)

[velvet tinsel]

Idk but he usually show up after I get murdered

[sly frigate]

:O

[velvet tinsel]

Just play what deck you love

[cloud ocean]

aight....im best at the 26 heart and 26 space deck

idk the name

[sly frigate]

checkered

[velvet tinsel]

Yea

[cloud ocean]

yeah i find this the easiest

[cunning rune]

It's gros Michel

[velvet tinsel]

I usually play the one that gives you polychrome at the start idk the name

[velvet tinsel]

Hi:)

[marsh marsh]

Does anyone know if LocalThunk is going to be adding XChips?

[red hamlet]

that's called mult

[marsh marsh]

Okay funny joke

But I do genuinely want to know

[twin meteor]

probably not

idk

[red hamlet]

could ask in #🍌・thunk-chat since he's there c:

[velvet tinsel]

Idk ask him

[marsh marsh]

Oh thanks

[sly frigate]

how dare you not be chill

[slate wren]

is it worth it to buy this for mobile

[velvet tinsel]

lol I was just I said extinct in chat so local muted me from chill chat so that i wouldn’t come back

[sly frigate]

dang

[lean trench]

its the same game but on your phone

no difference at all

[slate wren]

I dont know if i should buy it

it looks weird at first glance

[lean trench]

do you like balatro

[slate wren]

Thats the thing it looks interesting

[velvet tinsel]

Balatro? I mean depends if you go outside or not but i feel like it’s worth if you are

[sly frigate]

will you play it on mobile?

[slate wren]

Yeah

[sly frigate]

i'd say get it then

if you'd play it often

theres not much downside

well its a guarantee with balatro

if you play it

you're gonna start playing it often

[slate wren]

I see

[lean trench]

socking my buskin rn

[plain frigate]

recompile desktop version

[velvet tinsel]

I have it and it works as well as the pc just you can have mods and there’s sometimes rarely glitches

[open sedge]

im new to balatro, how do you do this

my wet dream

[lean trench]

tarrot cards

[velvet tinsel]

DNA or death usually

[lean trench]

it really is that simple

[open sedge]

I kepe getting bad ones that are irrelevant or maybe im just bad

[cunning rune]

I bought it impulsively on my phone and I don't regret it

Just do it

[open sedge]

could you explain how to pull it off

[meager plank]

I can’t

[lean trench]

I had most my deck kings of spades by ante 7 using an early cryptid on a purple seal, as well as a lucky early brainstorm with cartomancer

i was printing tarrot cards

[open sedge]

oh its a mod?

[lean trench]

no?

[open sedge]

oh mb

[velvet tinsel]

Well this level of deck fixing is hard but you just need to get lucky and get the dna joker or you can spend all your money on tarots and get the death tarot to copy the card you want

[meager plank]

Cruptid spectral card to create copies of card

[open sedge]

aaaaah

[meager plank]

I prefer immolate

[lean trench]

everybody prefers immolate

[meager plank]

Ankh is my favorite though

[lean trench]

photoing my chad rn

[meager plank]

Why do you have brainstorm copying sock and virgin rather than hung chad

[lean trench]

tribby

[meager plank]

I forgot what that one does since I’ve never got it

[meager plank]

Oh that’s pretty strong

If I were you I’d get a blueprint

[lean trench]

yea ill just manifest one into existence rq

[meager plank]

Just get the infinite judgement setup

[lean trench]

i lose anyway ante 15

cant find idol

also

[safe lava]

I finally did it

Holy

[lean trench]

i didnt find reroll voucher either

[cloud umbra]

Finally got gold sticker on zany

Acrobat + Card Sharp + glass ace saved my ass during Violet Vessel

The Tribe is just hanging out

Also Vagabond is honestly kinda GOATed

[dusky oasis]

Lebron james reportedly used DNA during the needle boss

[cloud umbra]

Lmao

[cloud umbra]

How many attempts

[safe lava]

Like 100ish

[cloud umbra]

It really is that bad

I probably have the same from all my attempts at black deck

It took me 2 weeks if I remember correctly

Blackboard came in clutch on the run

[queen escarp]

2025!!

[cloud umbra]

Yo epic

[safe lava]

Yeah for me I had a lot of close attempts to ante 8. This one was unfortunately a little free, I ended up with a natural negative brainstorm, shop 1 rocket, and triboulet. Actually insanity.

Ill take the luck

[queen escarp]

lmao i made this image

[cloud umbra]

Yep if the game hands that to you, especially on black deck, you take it lol

[cloud umbra]

It’s really funny

[queen escarp]

thanks lol

[red hamlet]

Yawn

[cloud umbra]

Poor Plant

[austere axle]

Got some firsts yesterday

Didn't manage to activate Canio though

[cloud umbra]

Poor Canio didn’t get to commit any murder

[opal fog]

guys the cryptid mod is canon

[cloud umbra]

I just checked and I only have 8 gold stickers left to get on mobile

[opal fog]

why is there a negative king in microsoft store balatro

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling

[opal fog]

i mean

not in the game

in the photo

[raw aspen]

Oh hell yeah

[lapis apex]

what did u get

[raw aspen]

Canio

[lapis apex]

brazy

all that at ante one?

[raw aspen]

Apparently lmao

[lapis apex]

💀

hm

send the seed once ur done bro

[drowsy ermine]

anyone think its even worth getting the dna this late

[jovial parrot]

Has Thunk ever given an explanation of why he uses the fool as his pfp

Just curious

[drowsy ermine]

what would I even sell

[uneven edge]

yeah?

get rid of that steel card joker

[drowsy ermine]

alr

[uneven edge]

that shouldn’t be there at all

and also please

duplicate gold red seal kings

[drowsy ermine]

why not ill be dnaing the steels

[uneven edge]

not steels

[jovial parrot]

Wait what

[uneven edge]

because the extra hand size you get from dna outscales that card MASSIVELY

like that card is useless

[drowsy ermine]

oh

I recently started so ill take your word for it

[uneven edge]

a 3x mult compared to 3 more cards to baron mime

[still ermine]

Flint and steel

[uneven edge]

like I said though make one of those red seal kings a gold catd

[uneven edge]

and duplicate it for money

[drowsy ermine]

alrighty

[gentle nexus]

What is the Joker role about? It's like a helper or something?

[sly frigate]

hi

[sly frigate]

its for jokers (real)

[lapis apex]

time to firm dna

[gentle nexus]

What do you mean by that

Like the guys who made the jokers desing

[raw aspen]

Aw well I lost

2AS5F8YF

[glad oriole]

if that were the case only 2 people would have it

[gentle nexus]

So what is the Joker role bout

[glad oriole]

idrk

people who have been here a while

or something

[gentle nexus]

Now I'm curious

Oh i think i know now

Maybe it's for content creators

[glad oriole]

kinda

[elder hemlock]

its.... its beautiful.......

[random panther]

I'm confused and need help. Where do I go from here?

[sly frigate]

probably take the bluepring

idk what to put it on

[real sparrow]

Maybe sell driver’s license?

[glad oriole]

how many kings you got

[gentle nexus]

What does driver's license do

[random panther]

Only four but quite a few queens

[real sparrow]

It says it on the image

[agile pawn]

one thing i like to do with perkeo is just to copy random consumables because holy fuck the sell value of negative consumables

[gentle nexus]

It let's you drunk drive?

[real sparrow]

X3 mult if you have 16 or more enhanced cards in your deck

[random panther]

I sold Driver's for Blueprint so let's see how this unfolds

[stable condor]

X1.5 MULT

[pure meteor]

i can have two as a treat

hey wheres my achievement

oh right i have to win again

[glass mortar]

i’ve done it

guess what my last thing was

[sly frigate]

no

[lament lintel]

planet tycoon?

has to be a voucher since you just got extreme couponer as well

there are a few vouchers you can (mostly) rule out (cant be liquidation, petroglyph, reroll glut, recyclomancy, overstock plus, antimatter

[pure meteor]

the one for the playing cards

the 2nd one rather

that one sucks so much ass only someone hunting achievements would look for it

[glass mortar]

yup

[glass mortar]

exactly

[pure meteor]

[lament lintel]

makes sense

[worldly basalt]

Anyone know any good YouTubers that give balatro tips

[pure meteor]

at last

[rancid spear]

Balatro university

[worldly basalt]

2 hour long videos: 💀

[sinful meadow]

uhmmm I don't know what to say (this is not seeded btw)

[solemn elm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONlzBQdzIOM

[fringe patrol]

roffle lite and rtgame

they are soothing to sleep to

[undone tiger]

"Now go stop sucking"
I won't, but thanks

[fringe patrol]

therefore will absorb their knowledge

[glad oriole]

you gotta be comitted to the balatro grind

[austere axle]

Just got Chicot woo

[worldly basalt]

This.

That’s true

I already played like 24 hours of playtime in 3 days 😎

72 would’ve been better though ngl

[cold dome]

chicot haters when their photochad build dies to the plant for the 2763rd time

[cedar glade]

If you were truly interested in getting better, those two hours would fly by

[cold dome]

watch at X8 speed
only 15 minutes

[cedar glade]

I loaded into a ghost deck green stake run and didn’t realize I wasn’t playing on gold stake until I got a nat negative golden ticket, negative chad and photograph and a blueprint DNA and sock and buskin

that pissed me off so bad because I probably would’ve killed the same seed on gold stake bro

never getting that sorta luck ever again

[dusky oasis]

Who needs college when you have balatro university

[austere axle]

Me who's in college rn 🤣

[acoustic flicker]

Whos the fat guy

I like him the most

I just don't remember his name

[fringe patrol]

do u mean caseoh?

[neon mulch]

Balatro Balatrez

[thorny condor]

imagine perkeo

[bleak hawk]

damn

ive still never gotten a double legendary run

[opaque shard]

This is the best run I've had in a while

2000e55

Still not as much as my best run I think

But still good

[sinful meadow]

too risky so I didn't try to roll for it.

[modest helm]

Dude I'm so excited to play balatro on my PC soon

Omfg my laptop lags because of

BALATRO.

[uneven edge]

pretty sure another copy should’ve been on idol

[opaque shard]

5x5 vs 6x4

5x5 = 25
6x4 = 24

I'm counting glass cards alongside idols

You might be right actually

I didn't count polychrome

[red hamlet]

Use balatro calc

It'll do the optimization for you c:

[opaque shard]

7×4 = 28

Counting polychrome as a demi idol

[red hamlet]

I mean you shouldn't cause its not a 2x lmfao

[opaque shard]

Idk if that would've been better than x2²⁵ mult

[opaque shard]

Maybe

[red hamlet]

Check it on balatro calc

[opaque shard]

24 x2 hits + 4 x1.5 is actually less

[earnest viper]

Post to #🃏・off-topic

[gritty bay]

my bad

[earnest viper]

Modded?

[modest helm]

No

Vanilla

[solar portal]

who do i pick chat

[earnest viper]

Laptop hella weak then
Also
No f in omg plz

[solar portal]

ima go with both

[modest helm]

What

[austere axle]

Damn wasn't expecting Violet Vessel

[modest helm]

What's your joker build

[austere axle]

It wasn't very good haha but did the job. Lemme just consult the wiki because I don't remember them all by name yet

[modest helm]

Oh ale

Alr

[sand talon]

Everytime I open the balatro discord i 100% see your message, no matter what time i check

[dusk plinth]

Does anyone have a good keybind for the DN function? I feel like I could save so much time each run

[sand talon]

Bro get some sleep or touch some grass man

[solar portal]

wow

[red hamlet]

I'm omw to work lmao

[sand talon]

Go drink some water @red hamlet

[red hamlet]

Already did

[sand talon]

How are you 24/7 on this server?

[red hamlet]

I slept from 8am to 3:30pm ❤️

[prisma rune]

ey guys did you know mr bones only saves you if you die from running out of hands

[red hamlet]

You just happen to show up when I'm here

[prisma rune]

as in if you run out of cards you die regardless

[sand talon]

This kinda shit I used to do when I was depressed

[austere axle]

Ice Cream, Hack, Smiley Face, Space Joker, Smeared Joker. I had Flush almost Lvl.20 but yeah I was never getting 300,000

[red hamlet]

I work night shift dawg

[prisma rune]

and it still self destructs

[sand talon]

Oh lmao

[sand talon]

Oh balatro discord?? 😂

[prisma rune]

seems like an oversight, wondering if yall think this is intentional or not

[red hamlet]

No, warehouse

[modest helm]

What was your ice cream at

[sand talon]

Aight

[opaque shard]

Do the animatronic characters get a bit quirky at night

[sand talon]

Imma go sleep guys

[opaque shard]

Gn

[hoary kernel]

whats the background to walkie talkie a reference to

i know 10-4 is a radio greeting but whats with the cool background

[dusk plinth]

touch grass

[austere axle]

I think 80?

[modest helm]

Ok so tip, don't get ice cream late game

[sand talon]

I hope nothing crawls out from under my bed and touches me when I'm asleep

[sand talon]

No.

[modest helm]

Even tho chips are useful, ice cream is not that

Never get ice cream past ante 2-3 based on what jonklers you have

[austere axle]

Good to know. You'd think I'd know this by now haha

[modest helm]

Dude I have 20 hours on the game and I know more than you 😭
-# well I mean I watch videos daily and get tips on here so it makes sense

[austere axle]

I didn't get much luck finding Cavendish because I got Gros Michel early on and just couldn't find Cavendish after that

[modest helm]

Have you beaten white stake?

[austere axle]

I went through a break because I wanted to focus on school 😭😂

[modest helm]

Fair

[austere axle]

On Red Deck yesterday for the first time

Like 26 hours in

[modest helm]

Oh nice

[austere axle]

Yes

[modest helm]

So next one I'd do is yellow deck

You get the ghost deck from it

It's very useful

[austere axle]

Yep I got that

I think

[modest helm]

Double check

I dunno if you get it from beating a run in general or with yellow

[austere axle]

Nope I got Magic yesterday woopz

Okay yellow next then

[worthy fog]

i wonder what the balatro theme would sound like if the key never came down

like it only went up in pitch over time

[drowsy ermine]

Is there any way to mod the game pass version 🤔

[ocean wolf]

The only version that supports mods is the steam version

[slim junco]

hello

[obtuse iris]

I want a bumper sticker with the egg description on it

[modest helm]

Yer

[slim junco]

make one

[obtuse iris]

Can someone get me a high quality PNG of it?

[worthy fog]

There is a way but it costs $14.99

[slim junco]

put it in waifu2x

[blissful canyon]

I unlocked the tiny joker card I think it might be S tier as far as design

[bleak hawk]

wee joker is incredible

just a home run of a design and very strong as well

[ocean wolf]

Egg

[solar portal]

it's ante 5 and i have NOT found a single saturn card 😔

[solar portal]

based kuu pfp and based take

BRO

[blissful canyon]

Obligatory cavendish card

[solar portal]

rigged af

[solar portal]

dude i lost my gros michel

immediatly used judgement

boom

cavendish

[blissful canyon]

I have a cousin named gross Michael

[solar portal]

i hate that despite being french im starting to think of it as

gross michael

and not gros michel

[ocean wolf]

MICHEAL IS BACK
-A very wise man

[blissful canyon]

I think that’s kind of the play on words they use because the banana looks gross to start

[solar portal]

gros michel is a kind of banana

[opaque shard]

I pronounce it grow michelle

[blissful canyon]

But it’s based off of the real banana breeds ik

[solar portal]

it translates to fat michel

i think they're pretty much extinct

[opaque shard]

Didn't it translate to big Michael

[blissful canyon]

The gros michel went extinct and cavendish replaced it

[solar portal]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-gros-michel-banana-gif-10502851240289150758

[solar portal]

both are correct translations

[blissful canyon]

Gros means fat

[opaque shard]

Understandable

[brittle forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cavendish-banana-balatro-gif-3700507288362677043

[blissful canyon]

Big is grande

Gros can also be used as big or large, but it’s usually describing something as fat

[opaque shard]

That makes sense

[blissful canyon]

They should make a sequel to this game I have so many ideas for cards

I want “Nacho Man” to be real, it’s a joker that eats your chips and gives you money in exchange

[drowsy crown]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/IUZ4uG76a0-ZaksXDYDlVB4gkIgJN__At701G9ndyeM/https/media.tenor.com/1YEyD-VwjPoAAAPo/geoguessr-world-cup.mp4

localthunk

[remote field]

does a debuffed poly joker still give 1.5x mult?

[earnest viper]

Sounds racist 🤨

[stray mantle]

nah

he's just a fan of nachos and eats your chips like nacho chips

[blissful canyon]

Tf you mean it’s just a guy eating chips

[stray mantle]

ikr 💔

[solar portal]

wait that's amazing

[quick moat]

“Godschozen” sounds more racist

You wanna explain?

[lusty rune]

deal or no deal?

seems kinda bad to me

[solar portal]

it's just a pun

cuz chips and nacho chips

[lusty rune]

I already have +344 on my wee

[stray mantle]

what do you want to copy with that invis

hanging chad or wee seems the most ideal

[lusty rune]

...yeah

[solar portal]

brainstorm is the best outcome i think

[lusty rune]

about that

[solar portal]

juggler is the worst by far

[stray mantle]

make sure you sell juggle man and rebation before you sell the invis

[stray mantle]

uh oh

[lusty rune]

nah

[red hamlet]

Why wouldn't you sell them first lmfao

[lusty rune]

I'd savescum

[solar portal]

LMFAO

[quick moat]

[stray mantle]

💔💔💔

rookie mistake smh smh

[solar portal]

I FINALLY GOT A SATURN

IT'S ANTE 6

WTF

[civic nymph]

hey guys guess what?

[dusky oasis]

Subtle foreshadowing

[quick moat]

CHICKEN BUTT

[civic nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[red hamlet]

what, what!

[dusky oasis]

Thats a duck

[quick moat]

Shut

[vague remnant]

jicken chockey

[quick moat]

🐔

[stray mantle]

that's a cat

[earnest viper]

Am cursed to see beyond the puns and into the meat of the matter
Its got racist sauteed all over it

[vague remnant]

Cute dog

[cedar glade]

does anyone know why my 6 hand size suddenly returned back to 9?

[quick moat]

I have found my people

[vague remnant]

Because I wanted it to

[stray mantle]

what does this mean

[quick moat]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-holland-gif-26053470

[civic nymph]

they anounced a new fallout

[stray mantle]

nothing about that pun implied anything about mexicans

[vague remnant]

That’s a weird looking duck