i got 800 quintuple tags and it spent an hour calculating just to crash
#🎙・server-chat
sharp shell
sullen yoke
i swear if ts crashes after all this im blowing up the game
red hamlet
It's also what #⚙・modding-general was made for
bleak carbon
red hamlet
Wee little guy
tranquil gull
you played 162 2's what ante are you on 😭
proud cradle
is every seed winnable?
or are some "rigged"
red hamlet
The possibility of a seed being rigged is low as hell
If anything, balatro University proved its all a skill issue with his 60 win streak
vast raft
Why is poly perkeo before holo canio
Are they rupid??!?!?!?!?!?!
earnest viper
you played 162 2's what ante are you on 😭
Retriggers
red hamlet
Probably plasma deck where it's really not gonna do a lot
tranquil gull
Retriggers
yeah that makes sense
earnest viper
Wee little guy
Conor mcgregor aas comment
red hamlet
Conor mcgregor aas comment
Who's that 💔
earnest viper
Who's that 💔
Ex MMA fighter and a most contemptible person
Hes irish (regrettably) so it was easy to hear that sentence in his voice
earnest viper
Very cool
Hes not
past perch
This has never happened to me before :v
muted rivet
tuff
digital oxide
timthetitman
earnest viper
https://tenor.com/view/rubbing-boobs-timthetatman-complexity-gaming-massaging-br...
He was doing a pec massage right after a barbell press
Context matters
Stop being weird
earnest viper
timthetitman
SNL shud hire u
digital oxide
millennial ahh humor
red moon
muted rivet
He was doing a pec massage right after a barbell press
Context matters
Stop bein...
i wasnt being weird
it was the literal first gif that popped up
after i typed his name
rigid berry
hey guys should I buy balatro or feed my family
rigid berry
smart!
ionic osprey
i went back to ancient rome
tawdry pumice
BLUEPRINT NOOO I CANT
plucky tangle
pearl stag
balatro has a game in real life?
agile pawn
BLUEPRINT NOOO I CANT
maybe could get rid of dna
fallen kindle
Hi Balatro community, it's a lovely day to play and get hooked on Balatro, the most addictive game of all, right? How wonderful...
Although, I seem to have such bad luck that it gives me an error as soon as I install it! XD
fallen kindle
LMAO
One just wants to stay indoors, playing cards all day, but the world won’t let me do it LMAO
tawdry pumice
maybe could get rid of dna
The dna was kinda carrying me but after cloning a buncha kings and queens i think i can move on from it
tidal niche
https://tenor.com/view/the-lion-the-lion-is-listening-kishibe-lion-chain-saw-man...
The fuck this mean???
umbral hazel
I'm jonkling
fallen kindle
and why are there only 5 antes
voodoo magic XD
ancient eagle
what is this joker
Maybe Four of a Kind? Not certain.
slim junco
bruh
split quest
What are your planet levels at?
split quest
You dont need baseball then
split quest
If you have all level 1 hands then 1.5^4 isnt much
He would give you like 5 mult on high card
lusty gazelle
ok
long urchin
balatro has a game in real life?
Search in YouTube „I made balatro into a board game“
vast raft
balatro has a game in real life?
Ballstro has a physical red deck on fangamer
vast raft
Big fat man
slim junco
u on deck of equalibrium too? lmao
red deck
wild prism
magic swan
there's always Photochad in every videogames
main mural
I am balatroing it
lusty gazelle
im doing checkered
main mural
I am balatroing it so good rn
inner tiger
Are there achievements on switch
crude slate
When 1.1
waxen trail
She sock on my buskin till I triboulet
devout radish
balatro is crashing an insane ammount for me what is going on
waxen trail
She sock on my buskin till I triboulet
Do yall agree
inner tiger
Do yall agree
Dont Think of heard that joke before. I'll have to think for a while To understand it.
pallid sapphire
I can(io)'t comprehend
waxen trail
Dont Think of heard that joke before. I'll have to think for a while To understa...
Sock and buskin +triboulet
latent nymph
got my second win ever!
waxen trail
W
latent nymph
ante 1 egg and polychrome swashbuckler is a goated combo
inner tiger
Sock and buskin +triboulet
Woosh
I need an eternal egg run so badly
They were everywhere but when I I want one theyre no where
simple depot
got my second win ever!
ggg
simple depot
got my second win ever!
how is your best hand 83k though ?
my first win i had 1m+ hand 😭 but i got lucky with the baron + mime + smiley face setup
what build were u using
inner tiger
my first win i had 1m+ hand 😭 but i got lucky with the baron + mime + smiley f...
When I finally jade one pop off sh like purple take randomly I went 20. St like ante 6
simple depot
what do any of those words mean
inner tiger
Plant's.
simple depot
????
inner tiger
My club finger sorry
simple depot
spade finger when
simple depot
When I finally jade one pop off sh like purple take randomly I went 20. St like ...
what did you even mean to say here
inner tiger
When I finally had that Buid pop off at like purple steak or something. I was like e20 at ante 6
simple depot
ahhhh okay
inner tiger
Plant'd
simple depot
idk what purple stake does so no spoilers lol
i usually set up that stuf pretty late
i mean i dont have a choice the game literally does not give me baron until ante 6-7
inner tiger
Wat that's not true. E20 was my highest hand.
simple depot
idk what purple stake does so no spoilers lol
i have 3 wins rn on different decks so i only got to red stake
simple depot
Wat that's not true. E20 was my highest hand.
e20 is already pretty good
inner tiger
Thing is I had retcon but I am just a dumbass. I could have gone soooo far
Maybe I'll drink today. Plasma decks always best right?
simple depot
Maybe I'll drink today. Plasma decks always best right?
plasma deck looks goated
inner tiger
Grind ***
simple depot
havent played with it yet
inner tiger
💀
simple depot
what
inner tiger
I meant grind not drink
inner tiger
Now that I'm looking at it, my phone is actually correcting real words into other real words
simple depot
which would make sense
simple depot
your phone would not correct real words into non existent words
that would defeat the purpose of autocorrect 💀
inner tiger
Don't get me started about their opinion on the sentence "let's get food"
They're POSITIVE you mean let's get good
simple depot
its 1am i really need to go to bed
i think the autocorrect lords insist on cooking you 24/7
hushed pond
Is there a specific joker for each suit? Excluding ones that hit a range of suits like fib or hack?
I can't think of any for 7s or 3s
simple depot
wym a specific joker for each suit
simple depot
I can't think of any for 7s or 3s
uhhhh 7s and 3s aren't suits
simple depot
clubs, hearts, diamonds and spades are suits
ahh
good question but i think yea
there should be a prime joker
hushed pond
Would it hit aces?
ionic osprey
sell what do i chat?
simple depot
do you even need to sell anything at this point
hwat are you going for
do u want a cryptid farm with perkeo ? coz otherwise i dont think any legendary is worth
you could gamble baron for triboulet
hushed pond
Baron is eturnal
I would sell dna
Looking at your hand you have a lot
Also if you haven't fought plant yet chicot would finally be useful
hollow hamlet
is this a balatro reference
Bro 😭
hollow hamlet
I cant tell if this is a joke or not
steady roost
(help me localthunk has me trapped in his basement)
hollow hamlet
Probably
steady roost
ok
hollow hamlet
It's just overdone
civic nymph
It's just overdone
overdone for a reason good idea
hollow hamlet
Just bump the already made suggestions
civic nymph
Just bump the already made suggestions
i guess
what if there was a way to get evil versions of tarrot cards or joker cards kinda like void items in risk of rain
civic nymph
That is also so oversuggested
would be mad if it was added though?
civic nymph
We don't really need more consumables?
i mean the idea would be to just get a way to replace the good version of the tarrot cards so it would just replace it
lavish helm
I mean I don’t think we can get more tarots? Since they’re based on actual tarots
hollow hamlet
Reverse tarots
lavish helm
Touché mb team
latent nymph
what build were u using
I have no idea m8 i was just fumbling through atp, couldn't find three of a kinds, ironically enough, triple 10's saved me
civic nymph
yah thats a good idea
hollow hamlet
Come up with a joker idea on the spot and I'll tell you why it's bad
latent nymph
every high card adds .1 to mult
civic nymph
Come up with a joker idea on the spot and I'll tell you why it's bad
1 in 4 chance to turn played card into mult card uncommen
hollow hamlet
High card is already one of the best hands in the game. Buffing it is just overkill
hollow hamlet
1 in 4 chance to turn played card into mult card uncommen
Mult cards are just boring, and somehow this is even more boring. Yu get rewarded for checks notes playing cards...? Wow, what an interesting joker to build around!
lavish helm
Come up with a joker idea on the spot and I'll tell you why it's bad
Playing a 7, acts as if it were a lucky card, (separate to the lucky card enhancement)
bright sparrow
High card is already one of the best hands in the game. Buffing it is just overk...
every straight flush played gives .2
hollow hamlet
Playing a 7, acts as if it were a lucky card, (separate to the lucky card enhanc...
That is extremely confusing to see act out since random money and mult would be appearing out of seemingly nowhere. Giving effects to cards who don't have those effects displayed on them is just bad
hollow hamlet
every straight flush played gives .2
Straight flushes are the worst hand in the game. This joker doesn't make them any better
hollow hamlet
every round make a random rank a wild card
How exactly does this work? Like does it turn played cards with that rank into wild cards?
bright sparrow
i meant +.2x mult, so it would be scaling. does that change your opinion?
civic nymph
That is extremely confusing to see act out since random money and mult would be ...
round doesn't give money (extra hands still give) 2x mult commen
hollow hamlet
i meant +.2x mult, so it would be scaling. does that change your opinion?
No I got that, still bad
latent nymph
How exactly does this work? Like does it turn played cards with that rank into w...
similar to the to-do list joker, but instead of hands for money. it's a random rank becoming wild cards
hollow hamlet
round doesn't give money (extra hands still give) 2x mult commen
What does that even mean
hushed pond
Come up with a joker idea on the spot and I'll tell you why it's bad
Give scoring 5s a random enhancement and seal
hollow hamlet
similar to the to-do list joker, but instead of hands for money. it's a random r...
Cards acting as wild card while not being wild cards is just confusing to the player
civic nymph
What does that even mean
you know how small blinds dont give money on higher stakes thats for all blinds but 2x mult
hollow hamlet
Give scoring 5s a random enhancement and seal
Incredibly overpowered considering how hard it is to get enhanced and sealed cards
With most of those not requiring the card to be played to be good
hushed pond
It's hard?
latent nymph
I mean ofc visually it gets the wild card effect
hollow hamlet
I mean ofc visually it gets the wild card effect
And then loses it...?
latent nymph
changes every round
hollow hamlet
you know how small blinds dont give money on higher stakes thats for all blinds ...
That's okay... not all that interesting tho... its just a winmore honestly
hollow hamlet
changes every round
Cards getting an effect and then loosing it after the round sounds very co fusing
civic nymph
That's okay... not all that interesting tho... its just a winmore honestly
played 8 cards have a 1 in 4 chance to give a tarot card
latent nymph
Cards getting an effect and then loosing it after the round sounds very co fusin...
I don't see how when you can just look at the joker every round
hollow hamlet
played 8 cards have a 1 in 4 chance to give a tarot card
Already in the game...?
civic nymph
Already in the game...?
yah caught me
hollow hamlet
Are you trying to play tricks on me lol
waxen trail
How do I still watch this man?😭
modern quest
Playing a 7, acts as if it were a lucky card, (separate to the lucky card enhanc...
this is a cool idea, i think the person who originally sparked this discussion should give you some extra credit or smth
civic nymph
Are you trying to play tricks on me lol
if someone suggested that idea would you say it is good though?
lavish helm
this is a cool idea, i think the person who originally sparked this discussion s...
Is this an extra credit jonkler 
Stooped again
hollow hamlet
I would say it's underpowered compared to other tarot generators but it's overall okay
Not good not bad
bright sparrow
i think 8 ball is pretty bad and hard to balance
hollow hamlet
Let's not talk about planet eight ball...
bright sparrow
that could work
hollow hamlet
Let me tell you it doesnt
hushed pond
Planet 8ball but always triggers?
civic nymph
Let's not talk about planet eight ball...
when joker is sold destroy all cards in hand
hollow hamlet
I'm not sure about that
hollow hamlet
Oh nononono
Blue seal is already overpowered please don't make it activate every hand
hollow hamlet
when joker is sold destroy all cards in hand
I'm not the biggest fan of on sell jokers...
civic nymph
I'm not the biggest fan of on sell jokers...
damn
bright sparrow
I'm not the biggest fan of on sell jokers...
you will be sentenced to 1000 years of eternal soda joker
hushed pond
Am I going crazy or is there another sell joker?
bright sparrow
ghost
hushed pond
Ah right yes ty
bright sparrow
i think luchador is the one that disables boss blind when sold
hushed pond
Oh right locator aswell
civic nymph
I'm not the biggest fan of on sell jokers...
devide mult by 2 but give 2 joker slots
worldly basin
hushed pond
Ok hear me out, x3multi but every boss blind is a showdown (I stole this idea from a freind)
bright sparrow
wdym by showdown
bright sparrow
i see
i think if you can reroll to your prefered boss blind then that would be op
a free 3x'er
civic nymph
devide mult by 2 but give 2 joker slots
so like is this good though
sick silo
would a stake that scales over time be shit
like not like green stake
but like
the score increases after a certain amount of time
livid berry
Like physical time or like antes?
hushed pond
That would stress me out 😭
bright sparrow
the score increases after a certain amount of time
i think a good way to do what your saying would be something like "each hand played without beating the blind, score increases"
civic nymph
the score increases after a certain amount of time
i think that goes against the design of the game like i heard the dev said no to this
bright sparrow
so if dont meet the goal, ante 1 goes from 300, to 450, to 600
red hamlet
the score increases after a certain amount of time
Cryptid has that
civic nymph
Cryptid has that
that goes for a lot of ideas
livid berry
Physical time would be horrible to play
bleak hawk
would a stake that scales over time be shit
there's a couple of modded boss blinds that do this and i think they're terrible
not even necessarily the hardest just not fun and not in the spirit of the game imo
cobalt wing
latent nymph
Hall the decks with cards and jokers
Balalalalaaah-lalalatro
Beat the blinds, this hard ass poker
Balalalalaaah-lalalatro
daring geode
Any advice for beating green stake?
daring geode
White, red, green
lament hollow
Beat the blinds, this hard ass poker
Balalalalaaah-lalalatro
what are you trying to summon
daring geode
first scaling buff
swift trellis
i dunno usually i beat my green stakes by getting lucky
solar warren
Yo, can someone teach me belatro before I get the game
swift trellis
i'd say it would probably be a good idea to keep an eye on econ tho so you can afford better jokers
lament hollow
lusty joker threw a beer bottle at me today should i make a block blast vent
swift trellis
Yo, can someone teach me belatro before I get the game
dont worry jimbo has you covered
swift trellis
lusty joker threw a beer bottle at me today should i make a block blast vent
no lusty joker's actions are never to be questioned
solar warren
dont worry jimbo has you covered
Huh
lament hollow
you right lav my bad
wanton steeple
Black deck blue stake 
wintry rock
hey yall, trying to install cartomancer mod but i crash on load, this a good place to look for debug help?
swift trellis
hey yall, trying to install cartomancer mod but i crash on load, this a good pla...
#⚙・modding-general could help ya
wanton steeple
I've been stuck in ante 1
wintry rock
<#1209506360987877408> could help ya
thank
wanton steeple
Nothing I get is usable
swift trellis
okay i get not finding anything usable but usually ante 1 is not that hard jokerless
you should learn to work with what you get instead of being picky
i have the same problems sometimes, losing runs because i cant go with the flow
oh wait black deck blue stake? ruh roh
yeah nevermind i dont blame you at all
wanton steeple
I already beat jokerless
wanton steeple
Straights and luck
modest helm
Fair
wanton steeple
My build was getting rid of 2-4s and facecards
modest helm
Fair
swift trellis
im not actually entirely sure, ive never done jokerless
wanton steeple
Make my aces blue seals with steel
swift trellis
but i imagine its hell
modest helm
I need to watch a video
thorny condor
I already beat jokerless
how many iron cards u used
modest helm
but i imagine its hell
Must be
wanton steeple
how many iron cards u used
You don't really need many if u get lucky on ur planets
And enhance your 10-6s
thorny condor
You don't really need many if u get lucky on ur planets
my luck its ass when it comes to planets 😭
red hamlet
I already beat jokerless
Gold stake tho?
thorny condor
I can only imagine how hell gold is
rn im stuck at blue only in my blue deck, for some reason i cant get out 😭
brave badger
Yall check out this crazy seed https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1365558909254762568
grizzled trail
Is there a area for modded? Cause I have a question abt something I can’t get to work
fathom glen
vernal sedge
greetings from the fog
latent nymph
what are you trying to summon
ObmiJ the krampus of Balatro
worldly basalt
Bro I swear Balatro is luck based
I keep losing due to these stupid boss modifiers I can’t do anything
latent nymph
lost my last run because I played my hand instead of discarding
daring geode
still stuck on blue
I am also stuck on blue lol
worldly basalt
Wait until you find out about jokerless
latent nymph
mighty heart
I am also stuck on blue lol
Grinding the dekcs for C+
You'll have a lot of fun after getting past blue once :^)
vernal sedge
sigh i swear roulette is luck based
daring geode
Grinding the dekcs for C+
Is c+ a joker?
round tapir
Me when heads or tails is luck based
pure skill
mighty heart
Is c+ a joker?
yeah my b, i meant to say ca+
wanton steeple
Guess back to resetting black deck blue stake until I get a lucky early stuntman
round tapir
wanton steeple
lament hollow
halloween was 2024 months ago..
indigo cedar
The cup
silk agate
Pain 😔
thorny condor
the plant just killed my run in the last stage 💔
shadow heart
the plant just killed my run in the last stage 💔
modern radish
solar portal
autumn mantle
bloodrock
thorny condor
i swear i just saw this on tiktok but with the images moving
thorny condor
Rotoscope?
no
lost kindle
tyler plays balatro?
tame grove
I thought this game was "hard" lmaooo
lost kindle
red stake?
full tide
Yo
tame grove
red stake?
orange
lost kindle
which is thta
tame grove
same thing tbh
mighty heart
Curibalatro my beloved
tame grove
just started a new save less than a week ago and I'm already on Gold Stake lmao
sick silo
I thought this game was "hard" lmaooo
why isnt jimbo talking to you
mighty heart
full tide
Uh I came here for a question, does localthunk allow fan made merch? I wanna make fanart for balatro and potentially sell it as fan merch
tame grove
Bro really wants to make money out of Localthunk
full tide
Bro really wants to make money out of Localthunk
Uh, I don’t actually have a shop yet lol, I’m just asking in case
tame grove
bro is asking
turbid ermine
Does black hole also level up undiscovered hands?
tame grove
Does black hole also level up undiscovered hands?
yup
turbid ermine
Nice
full tide
Because I know some indie creators don’t like it and I just want to make sure if I’m allowed or not
lost kindle
im pretty sure thunnk doesnt care?
tame grove
Bro knows some indie creators don’t like it and just want to make sure if they're allowed or not
tame grove
@lost kindle
full tide
Bro knows some indie creators don’t like it and just want to make sure if they...
Brooo im just being respectful 
lost kindle
<@578561567239438347>
bro go get a job 😭
lament hollow
<@578561567239438347>
are we deadass
mighty heart
<@578561567239438347>
How many hours?
tame grove
bro go get a job 😭
what if I get paid by playing balatro
tame grove
no u dont bru 😭
What If I do
full tide
Brooo im just being respectful <:N_Wheeze:929755340386476122>
Bro mocking someone for wanting to know creators rules about fanmerch 
tame grove
How many hours?
170
full tide
Alright I’m out cya
turbid ermine
Femtynal pfp
Hi
tame grove
what if I'm a student
wanton steeple
I just can't get past ante 1 on black deck blue stake
you just barely have anything to work with
mighty heart
what if I'm a student
tame grove
I just can't get past ante 1 on black deck blue stake
bro wjhat
wanton steeple
honestly worse than jokerless
lost kindle
what if I'm a student
part tie
tame grove
just 2 flushes and you're done
lost kindle
go study then
tame grove
how can't you not get 600
wanton steeple
just 2 flushes and you're done
because half the time i'm 1 off a flush
mighty heart
because half the time i'm 1 off a flush
Get freaking idk four of a kind
tame grove
dude whaaat
mighty heart
straight flush if the game decides to be nice
wanton steeple
2 discards 3 hands is fucked
wanton steeple
half the time ur barely lucky to have 1 hand to get the extra $1
tame grove
i've never seen a seed that makes you lose on ante 1
mighty heart
i've never seen a seed that makes you lose on ante 1
bad card draws ig
but one really shouldn't be losing on ante 1 unless the luck is really really rotten
and the gameplan non-existent
lost kindle
because half the time i'm 1 off a flush
dont always focus on flush
if you have a 2 pair
wanton steeple
i don't
lost kindle
go for a full house
wanton steeple
Joker pool just ass sometimes
lost kindle
how unlucky r u my guy
tame grove
You don't even need jokers to get trough ante 1
civic nymph
is this a good build?
tame grove
do you die in tutorials
asking that is iniquitous
turbid ermine
is this a good build?
I’d throw that 8 ball out and look for something that goes with flushes so you earn more on heart flushes
civic nymph
I’d throw that 8 ball out and look for something that goes with flushes so you e...
its flush five lucky card 8s
turbid ermine
Damn, okay
thorny condor
i like it
i think you have a bit of gambling adiction in your gambling adiction simulator
turbid ermine
I mean, I gotta respect the decision
civic nymph
this is the deck
turbid ermine
That definitely is a deck
lost kindle
no joker suited to 7s
turbid ermine
no joker suited to 7s
Straights:
lost kindle
only thing that helps is odd todd
lost kindle
Straights:
can be countered by shortcut
plus
for strights i just go for ace to 10
or 5 to ace
cos retriggers
turbid ermine
lusty rune
quick question yall how does this work
can I make my blueprint and DNA dupe cards before it triggers and have my brainstorm create a copy after?
or dooes midas mask activate before playing or smth
lost kindle
whart
they always copy cards first
then scoring starts
anyways
this is like
the 4th run ive seen a negative rock thing
yk the discard one
vapid frigate
why is my ante 0 requirement 94 billion
what caused this
agile pawn
why is my ante 0 requirement 94 billion
what caused this
why not
lusty rune
they always copy cards first
I'm saying can I make a steel and gold copy and a steel copy of a card
and yes you can
lusty rune
like before -> after
civic nymph
this is the deck
i lost : (
crimson hinge
I just got negative power up on a negative perkeo, so now it has negative two times
Crazy
autumn mantle
why is my ante 0 requirement 94 billion
what caused this
how many petrogyphs did you take to play 60 rounds and end up on ante 0
vapid frigate
how many petrogyphs did you take to play 60 rounds and end up on ante 0
none
frigid locust
how many petrogyphs did you take to play 60 rounds and end up on ante 0
u csn only take 1 petroglyph per run iirc
vapid frigate
I'm simply just that good at the game
slim ferry
i am supposed to be sleeping right now but i am riding on a high from getting e numbers
the dopamine this game gives a blessing and a curse
storm glen
hello people!
my friend just gifted me balatro 2 days ago and i am addicted
ive been avioding it since i knew something like this would happen
storm glen
This literally represents Balatro
storm glen
Same for me, I was never into pokery card stuff
And now I can understand how people get addicted to gambling
slim ferry
honestly i thought i wouldn't like balatro that much
same i’m not even into card games i just thought it looked epic
and it does
vapid frigate
how many petrogyphs did you take to play 60 rounds and end up on ante 0
but in seriousness
prime vessel
riff raff has got to be the best first joker on black deck right?
what vould possible be better
uneven edge
egg
marble hearth
quick question yall how does this work
why are your rerolls 20 dollars 😨
agile pawn
but in seriousness
why does it say 1
i thought it sets it to 0
or maybe i'm misremembering idk
vapid frigate
why does it say 1
it (supposedly) increases by 1 each time it's used in a run
that probably shows since I ssed thin while in the run
lusty rune
why are your rerolls 20 dollars 😨
mail in rebate blueprint brainstorm
$75 per discard
6 discards per round
$300 per round
marble hearth
quick question has anyone ever like legitimately used driver's license and not just for fotter or if it has a good edition on it
agile pawn
i have
marble hearth
and how long have you played
charred jewel
The way i always jumped thinking ts a blueprint 🤦🏻♂️
agile pawn
and how long have you played
i have like 360 hours
charred jewel
I fell for like the 11th time now bruh
vapid frigate
quick question has anyone ever like legitimately used driver's license and not j...
yes?
it's good
what do you mean
turbid ermine
The way i always jumped thinking ts a blueprint 🤦🏻♂️
Mom, can we have blueprint
We gave blueprint at home
Blueprint at home:
blissful canyon
The way i always jumped thinking ts a blueprint 🤦🏻♂️
I’d take the bull
But u already have hobo guy
charred jewel
Mom, can we have blueprint
We gave blueprint at home
Blueprint at home:
Fr
charred jewel
I’d take the bull
I alr took bull
marble hearth
yes?
it's good
what do you mean
if you get it early you have to sack a joker slot just to get use out of it and even then you have to go extremely out of your way to get enhanced cards
blissful canyon
I alr took bull
No synergy with the hobo
vapid frigate
if you get it early you have to sack a joker slot just to get use out of it and ...
what do you mean "out of the way"
enhanced cards are good and you want them anyways
marble hearth
what do you mean "out of the way"
enhanced cards are good and you want them anyw...
you have to dedicate most of your early eco to getting standards and tarots
charred jewel
No synergy with the hobo
No worries 😁
pallid tapir
drivers license on gold stake isnt the easiest to set up early game but its definitely good and i usually take it
marble hearth
and if you get it late i think most of your time would be spent getting a good line-up of jokers and most of your slots being taken already
vapid frigate
you have to dedicate most of your early eco to getting standards and tarots
oh boo hoo my unconditional 3x mult requires a minor amount of setup
opal nymph
i got my first vanilla win....
lost kindle
gold cards cover tat price
vapid frigate
i got my first vanilla win....
ggs
opal nymph
i also play modded but i have the game on my phone so i play vanilla sometimes
honest lance
gold cards cover tat price
photograph also does 2x for way less than seeing double
honest lance
ts such a dumbass discussion 😭
turbid ermine
Maybe the worst card was the friends we made along the way
honest lance
Maybe the worst card was the friends we made along the way
real
olive pendant
there's something fishy going on...
opal nymph
fih
modest helm
Dude make your name "** *""
red hamlet
They should disable reacts serverwide
modest helm
Make it ** **
turbid ermine
This seems like a shitty bot or someone really dedicated lmao
modest helm
They should disable reacts serverwide
Yeah
slim ferry
poisson d’avril?
modest helm
This seems like a shitty bot or someone really dedicated lmao
Dedicated
olive pendant
This seems like a shitty bot or someone really dedicated lmao
I am a human and this action was performed manually.
red hamlet
@cyan solstice hey, this guy low-key being annoying with fish react spam
turbid ermine
Fr
olive pendant
bonk
turbid ermine
https://tenor.com/view/pog-gif-14149886028736974766
Is that a cruelty squad Refrence as your status
opal nymph
Is that a cruelty squad Refrence as your status
yes
turbid ermine
Nice
olive pendant
🐟
opal nymph
🐟 
?????
lost kindle
hi myolo
cunning rune
Lol
opal nymph
🐟
olive pendant
🐟
opal nymph
no more
olive pendant
<:nope:1185786259562573946> 🐟
🎣
🔥
lost kindle
Ur listening to a great song
hey why u stalking
rose sail
the fuck does this mean
cool pfp
lost kindle
why are we investigating each others profiles
cunning rune
hey why u stalking
Cause it's fun
lost kindle
🐟
glad oriole
doni have a cool pfp !! :3
lost kindle
no
glad oriole
wahh
lost kindle
🐠
olive pendant
myolo have a cool pfp !! :3
lost kindle
yes
rose sail
y
red hamlet
wahh
There's so many magical girls nowadays
And i can't tell if that's madoka or madoka rip off
lost kindle
@cunning rune
glad oriole
There's so many magical girls nowadays
And i can't tell if that's madoka or mado...
its madoka
cunning rune
<@169211963505770497>
Yo
red hamlet
Neat
red hamlet
Mine's genderbent jimbo
glad oriole
madoka’s currently the only magical girl i’ve watched
cunning rune
michael jordan crying
My buddy made that like 10 years ago
opal nymph
Mine's genderbent jimbo
wait let me guess the artist
cunning rune
I forgot that even existed tbh
lost kindle
😭
red hamlet
New job killing my feet
opal nymph
megrocks......
cunning rune
New job killing my feet
What's the job
lost kindle
whats a job
modest helm
whats a job
Good question
red hamlet
What's the job
Warehouse
wary nebula
oof
modest helm
Damn
red hamlet
It's not bad on my arms
But the shoes agency gave us are shit
Soon as paycheck hits, buying comfy ones
lost kindle
cant u wear ur own shoes if u work there
red hamlet
Yeah but I don't have the cash rn lmfao
cunning rune
Warehouse
Ah I feel ya. I setup events currently at a golf course. Was so sore after lol
lost kindle
Yeah but I don't have the cash rn lmfao
u dont have any shoe?
lost kindle
ohh
red hamlet
Wouldn't expect a jobless minor to understand
lost kindle
get it off temu bru
lost kindle
Wouldn't expect a jobless minor to understand
bru blame my country
you need to be 18 for a part time
red hamlet
get it off temu bru
Them shits gonna rip the moment I unbox themq
lost kindle
both the country i go school and the country im from
cunning rune
you need to be 18 for a part time
That's crazy
lost kindle
yea so now im broke
red hamlet
I'd use my old ones but they need to have ankle protection
wary nebula
i just remembered that i have to work tomorrow
opal nymph
fr temu stuff is actually so garbage i ordered a ring sizer on there and the son of a bitch just exploded
slim ferry
i just remembered that i have to work tomorrow
same
wary nebula
i dont think theres temu in my country
slim ferry
a depressing thought
red hamlet
At least the paycheck is sick
slim ferry
more balatros lol
wary nebula
a depressing thought
yea :[
slim ferry
investment
lost kindle
i dont think theres temu in my country
what country u in
and how is there no online shopping
wary nebula
brazil
lost kindle
ok fair
vapid frigate
common brazil L
red hamlet
450 gbp a week
125 on bills, 25 on transport ish
Left with 300 
wary nebula
its cuz some apps aint available here
lost kindle
brazilian propaganda
cunning rune
450 gbp a week
125 on bills, 25 on transport ish
Left with 300 <a:jam:1348141634...
Solid
opal nymph
450 gbp a week
125 on bills, 25 on transport ish
Left with 300 <a:jam:1348141634...
british moment
lost kindle
only brzilian ik is the great ayrton senna 🐐
red hamlet
Yeah, means I got 250 spending money and always gonna throw 50 at my savings acc
lost kindle
and some other ppl
lost kindle
I have an interview for a big boy job on Thursday
i thought it said good boy job
rose sail
i know about a brazilian people
cunning rune
If I don't big depression hours
cunning rune
i thought it said good boy job
Looool
wary nebula
i plan to leave here
rose sail
How much is a brazilian
lost kindle
to?
wary nebula
its so expensive to live in brazil
lost kindle
fair
wary nebula
the taxes are absurd
opal nymph
tipped over a cup in rio, the casualties were in the brazillions
cunning rune
Still prob better than Canada
cunning rune
theres only 1 tax bracket
Loool
lost kindle
rich get omre rich
red hamlet
Get a payrise after 3 months
Goes to 500 flat a week
lost kindle
too much corruption in that cuontry omd
opaque shard
Don't you hate it when your high score run is all like "Erm, acshually, you need 4 glass cards for this ante, and you know what? I'm breaking ALL the cards you played just now"
wary nebula
i wouldnt say its better than canada since the population here lives with 1500 R$ or less (200 dollars or smth) and rent is like 1000 R$ and food is expensive 🕊️
opal nymph
Don't you hate it when your high score run is all like "Erm, acshually, you need...
i always make a frowning face when my glass cards break
opaque shard
Picturing the gummy bear being destroyed vid
lost kindle
only thing ik abt brazil is football and (i think theres a little of) motor racing
wary nebula
if you try to buy something from ebay
cunning rune
31.2k pre-tax a year
26k take home pay
Gbp obviously
The job I want pays 43k GDP a year pre tax
wary nebula
the taxes will be funny and silly :3
cunning rune
I really need this
lost kindle
bro what are these words 💔
red hamlet
The job I want pays 43k GDP a year pre tax
Gbp you mean?
cunning rune
i wouldnt say its better than canada since the population here lives with 1500 R...
What's R$
lost kindle
rupees
red hamlet
Rupies
torn zealot
oh my god
lost kindle
jk
torn zealot
i am in fucking
rose sail
only thing ik abt brazil is football and (i think theres a little of) motor raci...
ratazana
wary nebula
RATAzAnA
wary nebula
lmao
red hamlet
The job I want pays 43k GDP a year pre tax
Hope you get it, chopper
cunning rune
Gbp you mean?
Yeah sorry
rose sail
big rat
lost kindle
dont call him a big raat
torn zealot
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
rose sail
TYYYYYY
rose sail
also youre listening to kmfdm i looove kmfdm
opaque shard
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Gay Chaos
cunning rune
i wouldnt say its better than canada since the population here lives with 1500 R...
Yeah no. Rent in Toronto for a one bed is equivalent to 10000 R$ LOL
wary nebula
i love industrial music
cunning rune
A month
cunning rune
Hope you get it, chopper
Ty Lynn
wary nebula
Yeah no. Rent in Toronto for a one bed is equivalent to 10000 R$ LOL
we are very fucked
lost kindle
yall should move to the middle east, no taxes, but chance of getting exploded
wary nebula
but we ball ig
cunning rune
but we ball ig
Yep
cunning rune
yall should move to the middle east, no taxes, but chance of getting exploded
Eh idk
lost kindle
(dont move here)
cunning rune
The plan is to make a lot of money for like 4 years
lost kindle
(its terrible)
cunning rune
Then travel the world with banked vacation days
torn zealot
I'M CRAHSING OUT
wary nebula
i have celiac disease, i'm autistic, got a job that pays more than the average brazilian gets paid 🙏 i think im doing 10% better
torn zealot
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WHY IS IT IN THE FUCKING
lost kindle
government doesnt care abt other ppl
torn zealot
ABANDONED DECK
lost kindle
only their ppl
torn zealot
OF ALL THE THINGS
cunning rune
i have celiac disease, i'm autistic, got a job that pays more than the average b...
Good job!
rose sail
i love industrial music
SAME
wary nebula
GOOD JOB
cunning rune
LOL
wary nebula
no thats death industrial
lost kindle
the sounds of hammers
lost kindle
haber process ‼️
wary nebula
how to explain 😭
cyan solstice
<@249503374817361923> hey, this guy low-key being annoying with fish react spam
You know what
That person has been marked as unchill
lost kindle
contact process ‼️
red hamlet
You know what
That person has been marked as unchill
Oh snap
lost kindle
is he banned
wary nebula
kmfdm is metal + techno
red hamlet
is he banned
Unchill people can't type in chill chat
lost kindle
use ceremonial dagger
torn zealot
If they do it again I will shoot
i will sell you
red hamlet
but unchill feels like a worse fate
Badge of shame fr
cunning rune
Yeah
cyan solstice
i will sell you
Do it I dare you
lost kindle
egg i got u on 300$
red hamlet
Yeah yeah
Walk it back now
lost kindle
before i got rid of the run
torn zealot
egg i got u on 300$
14$ this is the price
i will stack him NO LONGER
i am FREE
FROM THE SWASHBUCKLER BUILD
cyan solstice
He will ban you
Nah that's perfectly fine
cyan solstice
If I started shooting people the minute they make the sell joke
I would rather ban myself
red hamlet
Selling out your homies highkey cringe
torn zealot
he aint my homie
red hamlet
I would rather ban myself
Think of the audit log tho
lost kindle
selling ppl is bad
torn zealot
he bricked four runs i had with black deck
red hamlet
Would look funny as shit
cyan solstice
Honestly egg sucks
red hamlet
I agree
cyan solstice
Like yeah it's +3$ per round and that's it
lost kindle
Honestly egg sucks
cyan solstice
and you don't even get it upfront
torn zealot
it has to be like +5$
red hamlet
Nah
lost kindle
can thunk buff egg to give me more money
torn zealot
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/297211351116414979/1240130980275159061/...
there is so many things wrong with this card
lost kindle
i need the money
cyan solstice
Its only three validators are Swash Dagger and Temperance
torn zealot
why the fuck is it like that
lost kindle
Its only three validators are Swash Dagger and Temperance
gift card
lost kindle
why the fuck is it like that
its a child
red hamlet
Rebate is getting nerfed
lost kindle
Rebate is getting nerfed <a:jam:1348141634088603708>
NOOOOOO WHYYYYYY
REBATE MY GOAT
lost kindle
yea
torn zealot
always skip blind
main mural
Elder Scrolls Collab when 🤔
torn zealot
#gamblemindset
torn zealot
never had a successful no reroll run
lost kindle
#therealgamblegrind
torn zealot
and i think i am contemplating giving this game a 2/10 on steam
main mural
Always grab Wheel of Fortune
lost kindle
wheel hates me
red hamlet
NOOOOOO WHYYYYYY
Too strong
And blue stake rework will make it stronger
lost kindle
everytime i use it
main mural
lost kindle
it either never hits or igves me foil
and i get it on the joker i dont want it on
like fkin lusty joker
on a spade kings run
red hamlet
Stop taking the gamble
main mural
red hamlet
Egg shooter?
main mural
#keepgambling
cyan solstice
Wraith?
lost kindle
yea
rose sail
NOT true
rose sail
if you have like more than 20 dollars its not worth it
lost kindle
yea
red hamlet
Or stop complaining
Raaah
red hamlet
"Why did I lose!!!!"
- 5 wheels taken in 3 antes
rose sail
No you always get hit the road
red hamlet
All miss
lost kindle
No you always get hit the road
thats what you think
torn zealot
i'm never doing this shit again
rose sail
ok using debug i did two wraiths and i shit you not
I SOLD THEM AND GOT ANOTHE RHIT THE ROAD
IM ALWAYS right
main mural
Imagine a 5 showman run
wanton steeple
ahhh finally beat black deck blue stake
red hamlet
Now do jokerless black deck gold stake
lost kindle
i got these 2 when i did what u did
real fern
What do yall think of playing games drunk is it smart
wanton steeple
got lucky with a poly chrome constellation
opal nymph
i beat vanilla checkered deck white stake today
main mural
Dragon Ball collaboration when 🤔
lost kindle
What do yall think of playing games drunk is it smart
always drink while driving
#fishforadui
real fern
Damn
opal nymph
i smoke and olay my favorite games horribly all the time
real fern
I mean I believe in that But drunk balatro what's yalls opinion
opal nymph
yes
lost kindle
im underaged
opal nymph
crossfaded balatro
torn zealot
does blueprint get destroyed as well
real fern
im underaged
I'm 17 but british
opal nymph
what do u main in tf2
scout
lost kindle
I'm 17 but british
i live in the middle east
real fern
So underage is never a problem
main mural
Imagine playing Balatro while high 🤔
real fern
Imagine playing Balatro while high 🤔
BASEDDDDD
lost kindle
(im also a scout main)
real fern
If anyone else is not sober wanna play multiplayer
opal nymph
balatro should add multiplayer
lost kindle
thunk says he wants to keep it as a mod