🎙・server-chat

[red hamlet]

Banger

[radiant forum]

Run I’m on rn

[dull valve]

"im gonna have a.... baron mime run"

"with extra blueprint and brainstorm"

"and some perkeo"

[red hamlet]

I'l have u... plasma deck
with a baron
dna and mime

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[lofty breach]

Dont listen to them theyre jealous

[radiant forum]

lol I never said it was interesting

First run of the day tho

[red hamlet]

If I had a dollar for every baron mime run posted here with something along the lines of "what a crazy run" or "the run i'm on rn"

i could probably buy out Localthunk

[lofty breach]

Their baron is mimeless

Their brainstorm unblueprinted

Stay up king

[red hamlet]

my baron a baroness

[radiant forum]

Ur just jealous I got the negative drunkard 🥀

[unborn briar]

sma

[red hamlet]

🥱

[radiant forum]

lol wtf

[errant beacon]

THIS GAME IS RIGGED

[lofty breach]

Your baroness is mimeless then

[unborn briar]

i hate ride the bus

[radiant forum]

Buy car

[red hamlet]

dog

you literally have baron
which means you need to build more kings

[red hamlet]

she sassy as hell

just mad cause my cards got sauce

[lofty breach]

They look unemployed living off their parents money

[red hamlet]

i start in 2 weeks cause of a misunderstanding (would've started last week but the workplace forgot emails exist)

[lofty breach]

Im talking avout the jokers

[red hamlet]

showman literally works in a circus

with merry andy

and sixth sense does cosplays

mime is french so yeah, probably unemployed

[lofty breach]

How about they get REAL jobs

[red hamlet]

they are real jobs

more real than CEOs

[lofty breach]

Maybe

But theyre not gardeners

[red hamlet]

ok?

[languid quest]

I love cheat engine

[red hamlet]

it's actually debugplus, i forgot to switch profiles while testing nane-inf

[languid quest]

No just

I love cheat engine

[red hamlet]

ah, ye

pretty pog

[balmy needle]

i need to beat this gold stake

[inner tiger]

Damn I can't get past ante like 6 in gold erratic

[inner tiger]

U got dis

[balmy needle]

literally staring at my screen thinking how do i save this

[buoyant patrol]

Can I get a link for the cryptid discord

[red hamlet]

https://discord.com/invite/cryptid

@buoyant patrol ther you go

[buoyant patrol]

Thank you

[red hamlet]

[inner tiger]

U have 6 hands lol no way u don't get it. Def play discards when photos buffed

[mystic oracle]

chat

is there other ost for this game

or is it the same song

cuz lowk im getting a bit tired of it

[red hamlet]

same thing, different variants depending on where you're at (boss, shops, spectral etc)

yeah

just mute it and put on some phonk

[mystic oracle]

yeah

ima put music

a cat

[mystic oracle]

i think you will like this

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zaaIZ2cp-FU&si=eyWtwc-LKn1IDezz

why does rocket league music go extremely hard

[red hamlet]

yeah no

lmfao

that shit sound like white people jam music at the club

[mystic oracle]

its edm

not white people jam music

😭

[red hamlet]

yeah

white people jam music

[mystic oracle]

what do you listen to then

kendrick lamar?

goated tho

tommy was goated tho

lemme get the sticker

[red hamlet]

https://youtu.be/jVYLG9qpY_8?si=26qT6RXL242qBc0X&t=15

[mystic oracle]

this was tommy

[mystic oracle]

double it and give it to the next person

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=sjcgg9fSf1o&si=fJpghQ55hYvP0ZSj

ts goated tho

[red hamlet]

i cannot take this seriously

cause he sounds like this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jlviX88iw

[mystic oracle]

😭

central cee goated!!

trust

[silver marten]

insane unseeded setup pls tell me theres a ectoplasm in the spectral lul

[mystic oracle]

how long u been playing this game

[silver marten]

200h on steam

[mystic oracle]

i got 10

🔥

which is better

the deck u playing

or

plasma

[silver marten]

i like anaglyph for skipping one negative blind in the late game, also buying and selling diet cola for more double tags. then just pray for a usefull joker haha

[red hamlet]

abandoned

[mystic oracle]

i see

[red hamlet]

cause it reminds me of my dad

[silver marten]

bruh

[red hamlet]

rather fatherless than a shit dad

we can't all win the parents lottery

[glad oriole]

lolol

[dapper wing]

dawg

[red hamlet]

L

at lest you can scale supernova more

[fresh spruce]

anti 2????

[red hamlet]

rebate is brokey
also perkeo

[fresh spruce]

oh it's white stake

carry on

high stakes have worse luck

[red hamlet]

nah

they just give you perishables and rentals and eternals xdd

same cards tho

[fresh spruce]

my counter arguement: 3 million zany jokers

[red hamlet]

once got a run that has a perishable blood and brainstorm

checked the seed on whitestake

ended like thsi

like ok lmao

[fresh spruce]

Why yes I would like nothing that scales or interacts with any of my deck in anyways besides adding some extra +mult

[fresh spruce]

insane

[mystic oracle]

someone was asking about

mega spectral

i just got 1

[dusky oasis]

Yaoi

[mystic oracle]

oh my

i got 2 mega spectrals

in a row

[glad oriole]

shitstone…

[mystic oracle]

is dna like

once per blind thing?

[red hamlet]

yea

only first hand

[mystic oracle]

ohhh

ok

[languid quest]

Anyone got a easy bean bug seed

[rugged hinge]

are u guys aware that balatro is in the. new black mirror:)

[glad oriole]

yea ive seen people mention it a few times

[bitter spear]

Guess the country gangaroo

[red hamlet]

10th post i think now

yee, banger

[stark comet]

israel / jordan

[red hamlet]

stinky

[stark comet]

[red hamlet]

[calm mural]

2222

[languid quest]

I FOUND IT

[mystic oracle]

bro found it

[red hamlet]

but are you sure

[languid quest]

And by it

Ohohoho

I mean my soul

https://spectralpack.github.io/TheSoul/

[red hamlet]

it's a seed analyzer

[zenith hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[stray mantle]

Pretty sure

[red hamlet]

but are you sure tho

[stray mantle]

Yeah I threw a trash bag into space at work

[keen flint]

GEHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dusky oasis]

Invincible fans aren't gonna last until season 4

[fresh spruce]

I think I keep scary face because I'm beating anti-8 no matter

[red hamlet]

Are you sure

[fresh spruce]

like yea, chad scales

[austere stump]

guyss

help me with mod pls

[fresh spruce]

but scary face has been a fathful companion

[red hamlet]

ask #⚙・modding-general

[austere stump]

oh ty i didnt know that

[hazy depot]

so dont starve collaborated with baltro officially now and added this

[keen flint]

Should I sell abstract for Chad?

[hazy depot]

and someone in the replies to this steam blog post had the comedically worst take about this game ive ever heard

[keen flint]

I beat the plant already so I can go full face cards

[hazy depot]

yeah, youd be getting at minimum 15 mult if you put a face card up front so its only upside

at bare minimum you tie in mult

[keen flint]

Shweet

And I’ve got a bunch of enhancements

God, my deck is a mess

thank you

[opaque shard]

That's how you know it's good

[hazy depot]

losing it at this response

[keen flint]

Oh fuck

Um

it’s rental AND perishable…

[hazy depot]

no

[keen flint]

okay just making sure

thanks

[hazy depot]

if you wanna do that wait for one that isnt perishable

[keen flint]

God I might actually beat gold stake

If I get me on ante 8 I’m gonna crashout

[hazy depot]

if you take it then it takes photograph out of the pool for the duration you have it, so its less likely you find a real photograph

[wide crane]

whcich sone

[hazy depot]

wait actually, if you do just wanna beat ante 8 that would be better than scary face cuz dont perishables last more than 3 rounds?

[wide crane]

do i take foil supernova or hanging chad

[hazy depot]

chad most likely

[red hamlet]

1.5k hours in rimworld and factorio btw (factorio being literally number go up in later stages)

[keen flint]

OH MY GOD IM SAVED

/J

[hazy depot]

whats your most played hand

[keen flint]

floosh

[mystic oracle]

Man you know what would be very nice

Highcard themed cards in balatro

💔

[keen flint]

I’m not taking obelisk

[red hamlet]

1v1 me on league

[mystic oracle]

Like these

[mystic oracle]

Don’t have the game installed

[red hamlet]

instal lit

[mystic oracle]

No

[red hamlet]

weak sauce

[hazy depot]

IM LOSING IT BROOOOO

[keen flint]

There’s a high card mod

[mystic oracle]

Fuck that game

[keen flint]

Hold on

[red hamlet]

🐔

[mystic oracle]

MacOS?

[keen flint]

https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/High_Card_Mod

[hazy depot]

why are you encouraging people to self harm in the balatro server/j

[keen flint]

I… don’t know

[mystic oracle]

Ok ty

[hazy depot]

it is, you can mod macOS

[mystic oracle]

I see

Thanks

[red hamlet]

he has 1.4k hours in minion masters
which is a tower defense card game

and almost 1k hours in 7 days to die
which is so fucking boring and dead to play after like 3h xdd

[hazy depot]

im on mac and i literally develop mods

[red hamlet]

because if you play league not seriously
it's fun

[hazy depot]

my friend added him and asked what was up

[keen flint]

Verdant LEAF

FUCK

Do I sell Chad at verdant? Or face

[hazy depot]

scary face

[keen flint]

Okay

Thank you

[hazy depot]

your chips cant be doing that much this late into the game

its your best bet

[keen flint]

Im gonna try and find a justice or something

[red hamlet]

HAHAHAH
big bosses and then it's just a shit ton of people playing a simple game

[hazy depot]

also like

[red hamlet]

if you want a real industry plant game

[late mantle]

hi how to get started with modding

[red hamlet]

horizon zero dawn

[hazy depot]

"big bosses in game industry" its a fucking INDIE GAME

ITS MADE BY LIKE A SINGLE GUY

[red hamlet]

#💻・modding-dev and #⚙・modding-general got a lot of people

[red hamlet]

he's talking about awards

Also like
Balator literally has a whole ass blog about it being made

[hazy depot]

im losing it

[red hamlet]

and thunk did not think it's gonna sell more than liek 10

few innovations in gameplay

what fucking innovations lmfao

afaik don't starve has no innovative features

[keen flint]

Here we go

I’m so fuckin scared

[wide crane]

do i sell oops? odd tod seems like a good call but i can bank on more lucky cards

[red hamlet]

no lmao

[wide crane]

ok

[red hamlet]

odd todd is wacksauce unless you're deckfixed to play a bunch of the same odd cards

[wide crane]

what about this

chaos card could be good

[keen flint]

I DID IT I DUXJING DDI IT

[wide crane]

but idk

[keen flint]

GAHAHWGAHVAGAIWBEFEUWBAGHAHAHAHA

[wide crane]

good jorb

[wide crane]

celebratory dance

[red hamlet]

bull would give you a bunch of chips
but as it stands you're kinda set

[wide crane]

no i mean flash card

[red hamlet]

oh, yeah can be nice instead of wrathful

[wide crane]

aight

[red hamlet]

15 rerolls and it's better than wrath

[wide crane]

GODDAMIT

i wanna sell oops because it's barely doing anything for my 2 lucky cards

[hazy depot]

yeah id sell oops or flash card

[wide crane]

im spending a lot of money on rerolls and planets to better increase constellation and flash card and i cant afford to scrounge around in arcana packs

[red hamlet]

sell oops

[wide crane]

im selling oops because i got chaos

i need $4 more

[red hamlet]

why did you buy this

[rare yew]

I'm a sicko I'd sell oops or chad

[wide crane]

free

[red hamlet]

oh

you skipped

don't do that

[wide crane]

EXCUSE ME WHAT

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[wide crane]

nah.

[red hamlet]

you'd have enough if you didn't skip

wait you skipped a lot

are you skipping every small blind

[wide crane]

i'll take it from the man himself

[red hamlet]

dawg

[wide crane]

no

imma do what i want

[red hamlet]

if you didn't skip you'd have more money

[hazy depot]

good fucking lord this guy is actually just dumb

[wide crane]

ok fine peter

[hazy depot]

oh hi mr thunk

oh i scared him off lol

[wide crane]

i think im screwed

oopsiessssss

[red hamlet]

just leave him honestly

[hazy depot]

it literally didnt even win goty that was astrobot

[rare yew]

it's the internet let them do whatever

[red hamlet]

bro does not know that balatro has no gambling

[hazy depot]

im not doin that its my friend whose just arguing im just laughing at this guy

[mystic oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-awkward-silence-silence-quiet-laid-gif-17089846167807496917

[rare yew]

I think I'm at 71/150 for my C++ hunt now

[mystic oracle]

My dumbass tried to print an array with cout bro 💔

[rare yew]

I had a wacky ass madness run last night where I got all 5 jokers as new goldies

as one does

[wide crane]

miraculously i am surviving

[mystic oracle]

yeah but like this changes the way of the game

i was thinking like

just a theme

wait

thunk is the creator of the game

goated asf

[red hamlet]

i mean is aight

[rare yew]

dece

[mystic oracle]

will there be like

more skins added

lets say u wanna add highcard skin for the cards

obv u need like permission from the studio right

[red hamlet]

nah

you just add it in and worry about the laws later

what's the worst that can happen

[rare yew]

yeah what are IP rights?

[mystic oracle]

a lawsuit gang

[red hamlet]

you need rights to pee?

[wide crane]

this is going to sound incredibley stupid but i had an idea

[wide crane]

spell icup

[mystic oracle]

oh also

would be nice

more music

[red hamlet]

i watch you pee regularly

[keen flint]

Thunk i finally beat gold stake, are you proud

[mystic oracle]

❤️

[wide crane]

fortnite backbling with all 150 jokers as edit styles

[rare yew]

very

[wide crane]

blue stake is a classic

[keen flint]

Thank you thunk

[mystic oracle]

wait thunk

ur a solo dev?

or is there a dev studio behind the game

[red hamlet]

yeah

500 people

[mystic oracle]

im literally new cuz i got the game

like

[red hamlet]

all imaginary tho

(yeah it's just him)

[mystic oracle]

i got a while ago but played it yesterday

how long did it take

to actually make the game

[wide crane]

2 days

[mystic oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-phone-call-calling-cap-calling-cap-is-calling-gif-27456793

[rare yew]

at least 1 day

[mystic oracle]

ok that makes more sense

[red hamlet]

somewhere between a day and like

5 years

[mystic oracle]

im glad the game got the attention it deserves

[stark comet]

7-10 business days

[wide crane]

i prevailed

[mystic oracle]

i got like 2.5m once

used ancient and the blueprint joker

busted ash

[red hamlet]

ancient is so big pp

[clever thunder]

Guys I'm new to balatro,but I've been playing for like 12 hours for straight now. I am concerned

[rare yew]

welcome to the clown show

[mystic oracle]

me when i lose by like 20 chips

[red hamlet]

have you considered diversifying your game portfolio

unless you're autistic or adhd
then i understand

[stark comet]

like pirate's gambit perchance

[mystic oracle]

how many people are here

[red hamlet]

like darktide

[mystic oracle]

thunk u should do discord partner

idk if they still do it

u def got more than enough people here for it

[rare yew]

why

[mystic oracle]

you get some perks

[red hamlet]

you get useless shit

[mystic oracle]

😨

[fresh spruce]

localthunk I think some jokers may be better than others in certain situations, are there any plans to equalize the jokers into all being +4 mult so they're properly balanced

[rare yew]

oh I love this suggestion

[fresh spruce]

discord anything is a scam

[mystic oracle]

hm

[red hamlet]

Like all of the partner benefits are already in boosts

[rare yew]

I don't mind discord but isn't this fine the way it is

[mystic oracle]

will there every be like

a way to get

[hazy depot]

unironically, that would be a cool idea for a modded challenge

[mystic oracle]

a joker

at the start

or no

[hazy depot]

just replace all jokers with jimbo

[red hamlet]

yeah, the buffoon pack in first shop

[hazy depot]

name the challenge jimbolatro

[mystic oracle]

no i mean like

[stark comet]

yes it is

[mystic oracle]

a joker you pick

[wide crane]

??

[fresh spruce]

they mean like a deck that let's you select a joker at the start

[mystic oracle]

theres like 150 jokers so the odds of u getting what u want at the start is slim

[fresh spruce]

that's the point

[rare yew]

it's almost as if the game is designed to not always give you what you want

[mystic oracle]

the game is designed to never give you what you want gang 💔

also the mark was bugged for me

it made all my cards face down

[opaque shard]

LocalThunk's been more active here recently

[mystic oracle]

all of them

💔

[stark comet]

getting rebate just to barely pull any of said cards

[mystic oracle]

oh

nvm i think ik why

[hazy depot]

thats boring i should be allowed to cheat and be allowed to always get busted ez runs

[red hamlet]

Yeah well, how about this!
restarts erratic deck runs 50+ times to get more than 12 queens or aces

[fresh spruce]

like, balatro is a rougelite or whatever the name is, the game is designed around requiring you to work around the cards you're dealt (pun not intented)

[warm ore]

I got polychrome brainstorm on first ante shop

[rare yew]

change what you want

[hazy depot]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-nope-gambling-gif-5025942314205981108

[rare yew]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-zen-meditation-gif-13277341

[fresh spruce]

also yea

[mystic oracle]

fr

[fresh spruce]

use that seed finder to get a shop 1 blueprint

[rare yew]

oh yeah lol play seeded

[mystic oracle]

u dont unlock things

with seeded

soo

i practically got nothing

[red hamlet]

just reset until first shop has a blueprint then

[mystic oracle]

only deck i unlocked are like the nebula and the other one

[red hamlet]

or give up and just play with what you're dealt

[rare yew]

no

[mystic oracle]

just buy the game

[mystic oracle]

its goated

[hearty owl]

waaaait what

did i see that correctly balatro in black mirror??

[red hamlet]

11th post

[hazy depot]

have you considered getting good?

[fresh spruce]

Alright real talk, how do you fix a deck for straights

[red hamlet]

start with getting rid of low value cards

[lost apex]

yes
and bro had the worst setup ever recorded

[rare yew]

delete anything that isnt like 4-queen

[mystic oracle]

no

[hearty owl]

hahah insane

[lost apex]

jimbo with campfire 🥀

[hearty owl]

thats is crazy

[opaque shard]

You need vouchers mostly

[mystic oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

smiley face plus that one card goated

[rare yew]

one saturn more than makes up for lost chips from playing a low value straight so you are more likely to get a straight by deleting cards on either end

but in general, bigger hand size is the best for it

and yeah more discards I guess

[fresh spruce]

hand size > discards

[opaque shard]

I always love to play straights and Id love to do it more often but unfortunately blue stake

[fresh spruce]

straights love never giving you the card you want with discards

[opaque shard]

But fortunately rework

[rare yew]

blue stake is the worst part of this game

and it isn't even close

blue stake change will be a massive shift in gold stake play

[red hamlet]

I think the worst part of the game is booting up the game in the first place
You boot up the game for a quick run at 2pm then boom

3am

[fresh spruce]

you're the goat btw

just gotta let you know

[mystic oracle]

not the needle

😭

[rare yew]

-1 discard is way to prescriptive for high-probability hands

I want big hands to be more viable at high level play

[hazy depot]

+1 hand size is worse than +1 discard cuz thats 1 new card vs potentially 5

[opaque shard]

Blue stake is essentially what's left of old high stakes meta

[fresh spruce]

it let's you hold more cards

[hazy depot]

you can get new cards by discarding tho

[wide crane]

i think they gotta do something where your account stuff can be transferred so your progress, stickers and achievments, and everything else is all synced. like at what state of completion you got is a player seed that you can input on a different platform so your stuff carries over

[hazy depot]

im not saying that hand size is bad, bean is like one of the peakest cards in the game

[fresh spruce]

The issue woth straight is that it's hard to get the cards you need, if you have more cars in hand that means there are more cards that can help you

[mystic oracle]

how many times do i have to get blank to actually change it

[hazy depot]

im just saying if i had only 10 cards and had to choose between paint brush and recycling bin, im going recycling bin

[opaque shard]

10

[rare yew]

at least 1

[hazy depot]

10, then it unlocks the next version of blank

[mystic oracle]

ok ty

[red hamlet]

you need to get it 10 times that unlocks t2

then just get it once and pray

[mystic oracle]

x > 1?

[opaque shard]

You're so funny did you eat a clown or something

[fresh spruce]

they're a joker

[rare yew]

[red hamlet]

can we get a warhamemr collab

[hazy depot]

localjoker when

[hazy depot]

warhammer needs to pay 40 million dollars to even think about getting into a titan of a game like that

[fresh spruce]

What is the most enjoyable joker and why is it short cut

[red hamlet]

2 bucks

[limber patio]

Hey!!

[opaque shard]

Cavendish:

[rare yew]

What I think might happen with a blue stake change is that whatever it is replaced with will end up being less restrictive for higher stakes so normal gold stake will be quite a bit easier

because -1 discard is like way too much

[hazy depot]

blue stake should be if you lose it crushes your balls

[opaque shard]

I just hope you don't drop the update right before I'm about to get c++

[rare yew]

aight I'm out

[mystic oracle]

hold on.

[red hamlet]

goodnight

[slim junco]

hello

[opaque shard]

Seeya

[wide crane]

everything price increased by a dollah?

[mystic oracle]

peace out bigman

[fresh spruce]

bye

[hazy depot]

gn

[wide crane]

and have a good one brah

[mystic oracle]

now im thinking

[slim junco]

Lol as soon as I come in

[opaque shard]

Rip

Dw he'll come back

[slim junco]

😢

[opaque shard]

He always comes back

I think it's not that bad

I had 3 rentals in my last run and it was manageable

Mostly because I had a shit ton of money

But still

The one sticker that sucks is perishable

[wide crane]

anyways i still always think that balatro should do something with fortnite

its big enough

[wide crane]

oh absolutely. so many good jonklers gone by 5 rounds, truly dispicable

[opaque shard]

Perishable blueprint 💔

Worst part is it keeps you from finding it non perishable

[red hamlet]

it's really not that bad
the issue is that new players don't really have good eco

[wide crane]

I WANT A BACKBLING WITH ALL JOKERS AS A STYLE SO I CAN REP LUCKY CAT or like...any other one

[opaque shard]

An econ joker can help aliviate the payout from rentals

[red hamlet]

once you start drilling into your head that eco is actually the best, since you can roll into more jokers
the 3 bucks is not a lot

[wide crane]

the elusive rental golden joker. profit of one dollah. (but no steak dinner)

[red hamlet]

actually, sometimes it's 0 dollars c:

[opaque shard]

Perishable jokers should last at least 24 rounds

[red hamlet]

say you're at 25 dollars
rental takes you to 22
so you get 4 interest, not 5
you lost 4 dollars
and then only get 4 back from golden joker

[quiet girder]

Is photochad bad

[red hamlet]

no

[wide crane]

they need to add an immortal snail joker. costs $0, gives you like $100 when you buy it and if you dont beat the ante 8 boss blind in 6 turns game over. cant sell it once ya buy it

[wide crane]

it's actually very really good

[quiet girder]

Okay is this joker build good?

[wide crane]

peely has a 1 in 1000 chance of imploding

[wide crane]

where is it

[red hamlet]

yeah

[wide crane]

OHHH MAH GAWD

[quiet girder]

I wanted to play a challenge deck

So that’s on the rich get richer

[wide crane]

which one?

[opaque shard]

I wanna replay some challenges and rank all of them on a tier list

[wide crane]

that one and mad world are the easiest ones (so they're the only one's ive beaten)

i wanna take on the omlette or 15 minute city next

[opaque shard]

Omelette sucks

And I hate it

[quiet girder]

This was the first time I found perkeo ever

But I have been converting all my cards to face cards that are diamonds

[opaque shard]

Any challenge that límits your econ kinda sucks

Why is limits spelled like thay

What's my grammar today

[wide crane]

morshu joker: start of blind, gain either a hermit or hanged man

idk whats a bomb in balatro

but i got rope and lamp oil

[wide crane]

just get lucky and get a swashbuckler and a good xmult (this has never happened to me but that's what i'd do)

[opaque shard]

Yea I only beat it cuz of swash

[red hamlet]

Start of blind 1/4 chance to get hermit, hanged man or immolate

[wide crane]

someone mod this

[red hamlet]

ask #⚙・modding-general

[fathom fjord]

Question: current setup goes to E11, who goes

[red hamlet]

i doubt you need more money, you can also just copy a hermit or something

[fathom fjord]

Not quite there w deck fixing yet

[wide crane]

get emporer for funny and get a shit ton of random carfsd

cards

[red hamlet]

either way
rebatoni
cause dusk retrigs

[fathom fjord]

But my 75 each round :(((

[wide crane]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-fast-eating-eat-gif-25232258

[fathom fjord]

Alright lol

I top out at e17

[slim junco]

I'm still waiting.. he never came back

[marble hearth]

what the fuck

[languid narwhal]

I made a chart of all the Blinds

[opaque shard]

Never said it would be today

[grizzled current]

what would yall sell

real talk its hit the road probably

[mystic oracle]

PMO

[trim parcel]

checkered deck ass hand

[valid heath]

No more card

[grizzled current]

snipe this bitch

snipe this bitch

[vestal hinge]

interresant

localthunk

oi localthunk

[finite shadow]

Just now noticed the ridiculous synergy between seeing double and smeared joker

I mean two jokers required for x2 is suboptimal, but it’s really cool how a spade high card will trigger seeing double with smeared

[spark slate]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[red hamlet]

WE LIL BOI

[grim wasp]

i got balatro on my school computer

[static stratus]

I patiently await the day roblox catches a massive lawsuit for these kinds of games

[primal inlet]

can yall upvote my suggestion if you want to see ranked matchmaking too? https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1360306864142946478

[red hamlet]

WEll no
cause it's not like hearthstone lmao

[stark comet]

true but they'd sue the game creator not roblox themselves

[exotic gust]

might be my best run ever 😭 😭

[red hamlet]

They won't
They get issued a DMCA and it just gets taken down

[primal inlet]

but hearthstone has a broader demographic, wouldn't new players be good for the health of the game long term?

[red hamlet]

Brother

balatro isn't made for pvp

yeah there's a mod if you wanan do that instead

[primal inlet]

alright well im a hearthstone player, and im sure there's a lot of players like me. and the ranked mm is its biggest appeal

[red hamlet]

Then go play hearthstone?

Or magic arena?

or yugioh

or pokemon pocket wahtever it's called

Balatro is closer to Slay the Spire than to Hearthstone

only thing they got in common is using cards

[rare yew]

no balatro multiplayer

There's a cool mod if you want that

[opaque shard]

Explain to me how I won with an underscaled green joker and an x2 stencil

[red hamlet]

probably the other 3 jokers

[opaque shard]

Square and burglar

[primal inlet]

but the mod doesn't match players against each other, it only supports direct connections

[opaque shard]

There's no 5th

I had stencil

I was this close to having a 420 square joker

[drifting forum]

When the local be thunkin’

[opaque shard]

408

[rare yew]

I'm not interested in making a pvp mode, Balatro was always meant to be a single player experience

[drifting forum]

Yeah i dont blame you

[red hamlet]

also like

The MMR would be absolutely fucked

[rare yew]

and like anticheat nonsense

and all the back end crap

also it's just not designed for it

[drifting forum]

Yeah, just make the core experience as good as possible

[rare yew]

why can't it be what it is

I love it for what it is

[red hamlet]

Everyone does

[primal inlet]

ok i guess its good the game knows what it is, maybe there will be more demand for it in the future though

[rare yew]

it's not about demand

[opaque shard]

Multiplayer mod is cool but the matches do feel shorter

[red hamlet]

Again
if you want to play pvp card games
literally just go play pvp card games
or use the mod

[rare yew]

there's plenty of demand now - that's why the mod is so popular

but for me that's not what the game is

[glad oriole]

hello mr thunk

[rare yew]

and I'm making it for me

[marble hearth]

📈📈

[opaque shard]

Would be cool to have a multiplayer card roguelike designed specifically for that

[red hamlet]

go make it

[opaque shard]

I could

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692> shoot this scammer

[glad oriole]

some real balls there

[red hamlet]

it's a bot
they dont' have balls

[rare yew]

I gottem

[red hamlet]

won't work if you edit

[glad oriole]

sending a scam in the presence of think

thunk

[wide hearth]

damn you beat me to it

[red hamlet]

🐌 mods

why even have them

sleepers

[rare yew]

don't talk shit to the mods

they'll get you

[wide hearth]

this guys trying to take my job

[glad oriole]

how could he

[opaque shard]

Where? Im hungry

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general 👈 screw you mods

[opaque shard]

I'd like some steak

[devout thunder]

I respect the "making the game for me" mentality, probably the only way you can be truly happy making a game lol

[glad oriole]

i think mods are pretty cool

i mean i dont play any of them

but

:3

[rare yew]

I mean that's what got us here

[fathom minnow]

Mods are all otherwise disposed playing Blue Prince. If anyone posts spoilers we will ban you

[glad oriole]

its also why the game is so fun

[rare yew]

dude streisand effect

[devout thunder]

Bye bye Lynn!

[mystic oracle]

thunk werent u going to bed gang

💔

[fathom minnow]

Tut tut

[wide hearth]

for a second i thought this spoiler was actually a spoiler

[amber burrow]

too busy with PoE2 rn, but i'll get to Blue Prince at some point

[fathom minnow]

Enjoy your 1 minute comedy timeout

[stray mantle]

Why is every mod in chat what did I miss

[rare yew]

wat it's like mid day in Canada

[glad oriole]

they banning comedy now 💔

[wide hearth]

jus chillin

[devout thunder]

Rest in peace....

[mystic oracle]

oh nvm

[red hamlet]

i guess comedy is illegal
no free speech for real

[opaque shard]

What time is it for you highcard

[glad oriole]

random scam

[mystic oracle]

nearly 8 pm

[devout thunder]

1-3pm bedtime y'know

[opaque shard]

That explains it

[mystic oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[rare yew]

But yeah no official pvp multiplayer mode for this game. Both for my sanity and also because I don't think it'd fit as an official feature

[stray mantle]

Huh 😭

[glad oriole]

i agree

[mystic oracle]

more deck tho or nah

[stray mantle]

Yeah leave that to the modding people

[glad oriole]

some person posted a 50 dollar steam gift card that was totally real and someone else pinged mods for it

[stray mantle]

RAAAH

[opaque shard]

Have you played any of the mods made for the game Mr. Thunk

[devout thunder]

The only deck the game needs is a second black deck that is considerably harder than the first

[opaque shard]

By chance

[stray mantle]

Oh not those scams 💔💔💔

[rare yew]

no I try not to even look at them

[stray mantle]

How do people still fall for those

[glad oriole]

-2 hands +2 joker slots

[opaque shard]

Understandable

[mystic oracle]

so u have a negative stance against mods?

[rare yew]

I make the game because making/designing games is my favourite hobby. I don't want to outsource that

[mystic oracle]

or just dont wanna

[red hamlet]

[rare yew]

not at all

[meager plank]

Removes a random joker when blind is selected

[devout thunder]

Desperate for 50 dollar gift card

[stray mantle]

Void deck
1 hand + 10 joker slots

[finite phoenix]

-3 hands and no hand vouchers permanent needle

[opaque shard]

There wouldn't be a modding chat

[stray mantle]

True

[mystic oracle]

fair

[glad oriole]

maybe :3c

[devout thunder]

If thunk was against modding he could have made the game a lot harder to mod

[meager plank]

Pit of eternal suffering deck
1 card per hand
1 hand
614 joker slots

[wide hearth]

i'm a mod myself and thunk hasn't even played MY balatro mod

[mystic oracle]

what language was the game made in even

[stray mantle]

Only the needle

[red hamlet]

congrats
you can't win 1 round without a buffoon pack

[red hamlet]

lua

[wide hearth]

lua

[meager plank]

I don’t get it

[mystic oracle]

oh lua

i see

im taking c++ rn

[stray mantle]

Wait no

Nvm

[meager plank]

Congrats
You can’t win

[mystic oracle]

but im starting to think im too dumb for it

[stray mantle]

Needle is already 1 hand

[mystic oracle]

💔

[stray mantle]

Ignore allat

[sly frigate]

hello everyone :)

[wide hearth]

well my mod was just to be able to select cards with the number keys like slay the spire

[rare yew]

it's like if I was really into photography and people took pictures of things and were like 'hey you should take a picture of this!'

Like the point isn't to implement the best ideas possible it's to explore them myself, it's fun. That's why people love to make mods in the first place!

[stray mantle]

Photograph joker reference????

[drifting forum]

PHOTOCHAD POGGIES

[meager plank]

You should take a picture of me for my Instagram

[sly frigate]

this is incredibly based wow

[red hamlet]

photo nerf incommin

[opaque shard]

Look at this photograph

[drifting forum]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[glad oriole]

photo dont need a nurf

[mystic oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[glad oriole]

the bedamned chad needs a nerf

[meager plank]

Photo to X5 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[wide hearth]

every time i do it makes me laugh

[mystic oracle]

wait.

[drifting forum]

Do not nerf any jokers pls

[mystic oracle]

if u use

[devout thunder]

Charm skip tag small blind with judgement + fool into a chips and mult joker

[mystic oracle]

the queen card

and the poker

wait

[stray mantle]

Scream if you love photochad

[mystic oracle]

queen poker

what am i saying

queen joker

[stray mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-gif-gif-13236175684798649698

[opaque shard]

Okay calm down chat

[mystic oracle]

and the joker that makes every card a face

[glad oriole]

i hate photochad its too op

[drifting forum]

https://tenor.com/view/shulk-xenoblade-xenoblade-chronicles-shulk-scream-augh-gif-16001490914020285165

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-jockey-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-baby-zombie-chicken-gif-11064815643349027904

[mystic oracle]

does that make every card +13 multi

[stray mantle]

What did you just say...

[red hamlet]

no
ebcause they're not queens

[lost kindle]

how do i comlete this run

[glad oriole]

ummmm meow?

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[stray mantle]

Chicken jockey shootout 💔

[glad oriole]

steve is so silly

[stray mantle]

Fair enough have a nice day

[sly frigate]

localthunk what's your favorite joker

[red hamlet]

➖🟩🟩🟩
➖🟩🟩⬛
➖🟩🟩🟩
➖➖🟦➖⬜⬜
➖➖🟦🟩⬜⬛
➖➖🟦➖⬜⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜🟥
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
➖➖🟨
➖➖🟨🟨

chicken joker

[drifting forum]

My favorite joker is constellation‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[meager plank]

I genuinely loved seeing it opening day so much, my theater was just cheering and yelling but it was so fun

[mystic oracle]

someone got an actual chicken to the cinema lol

[meager plank]

No way we got the whole choreography

[red hamlet]

hope they get jailed

[stray mantle]

Constellation Telescope ❤️‍🩹

[glad oriole]

yea the movie was just a fun watch

[red hamlet]

along with that entire fuckign room

[glad oriole]

who cares if it was mid it wa fun

[meager plank]

My theater clapped along to every song

[sly frigate]

i'm watching it tomorrow :)

[mystic oracle]

blueprint is goated tho

[glad oriole]

garbage man garret my beloved

[sly frigate]

the minecraft movie

[stray mantle]

I've heard there were people shooting too but that might be fake idrk

[sly frigate]

for free

[drifting forum]

I would love that if i could ever get them in the same run without having to play nebula the worst deck

[sly frigate]

because the place i volunteer at

[glad oriole]

lava chicken

[mystic oracle]

hope that isnt true

[sly frigate]

owns an imax

and is incredibly based

so

[drifting forum]

HOT LAVA AND CHICKEN

I LOVE CRUSHIN LOAF

[meager plank]

Steeeeeves lava chicken yeah it’s taste as hell

[drifting forum]

https://tenor.com/view/a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-gif-7692324063253142650

[glad oriole]

i loved the credits scene with the villager

[opaque shard]

Is it over

[glad oriole]

the theater applauded after the proposal

[meager plank]

Bro, my theater yelled and then shushed everybody so that they could yell again when he said they love crushing loaf

[glad oriole]

nono the villager

[meager plank]

My theater bood because we don’t like Jennifer

[glad oriole]

shucks

we loved the villager

[meager plank]

Why was Jenny mod not in the movie 💔💔

[meager plank]

The villager that got hit by the jeep grand Cherokee?

[glad oriole]

😭

yea

[static stratus]

excited for the blue stake changes

hit the road sweep

[meager plank]

Can’t believe she would dare hit a nitwit with a jeep grand Cherokee.

[mystic oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[meager plank]

The product placement in those scenes felt so forced it was hilarious

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-14317670277085954258

[mystic oracle]

nebula goated!!

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-bros-mii-scream-scream-if-mii-swordfighter-gif-10725011437429882279

[mystic oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-bros-mii-scream-scream-if-mii-swordfighter-gif-10725011437429882279

[lost kindle]

whats w the sudden rise of swordfighters

[meager plank]

Do you not love mii swordfighter?

[lost kindle]

dawg im confused on how to play it

ive seen the video

still makes me confused tho

[meager plank]

How about Wii have a sword fight

[lost kindle]

wow

[red hamlet]

how about you get anotehr boy and kiss each other

[meager plank]

Just a silly joke is all

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-mark-grayson-nolan-grayson-gif-6480547052217762637

[meager plank]

Are you sure reference

[lost kindle]

boykisser

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-gros-michel-banana-gif-10502851240289150758

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-gros-michel-banana-gif-10502851240289150758

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-jack-black-steve-gif-1655506458834695328

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1016748740855476246/1359561397041762314/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[meager plank]

I set one of those to always activate to prove that my skin is diamond

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-gif-27378462

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-8675616492999829547

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[meager plank]

Can’t be caught with a job, I’ll lose my aura

https://tenor.com/view/elytra-elytra-wingsuits-wingsuits-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-gif-11312943635124082475

[lost kindle]

oof fair

[keen flint]

OF COURSE NOW YOU SHOW UP

LOOK AT MY RUN BRO WHAT DO I EVEN DO

[meager plank]

Replace banana

[glad oriole]

i love when jason momoa made buck chuckets

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-story-mode-mcsm-gabriel-gif-11377857669230842608

[keen flint]

Okay

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-water-bucket-release-steve-gif-4556609771680331510

[keen flint]

God damn it it’s canio

I still need to SEE a yorick

[lost kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1338519706549616702/1341449419622711296/gifmaker_me.gif

[red hamlet]

I wonder if y'all even know #🃏・off-topic exists

[meager plank]

I love when he killed Steve

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-boots-of-swiftness-gif-14044522085990987025

[lost kindle]

we can use bth 👍

[glad oriole]

whats that

[meager plank]

To be fair it’s server chat not game discussion

[glad oriole]

dont you remember he saved steve’s life 💖

[lost kindle]

whats that 💔

[meager plank]

My fault I must’ve dozed off

[lost kindle]

whats an off topic 💔

[meager plank]

You can feel the vein in his dih 💔💔

[meager plank]

Thanks Michael

[glad oriole]

???

[meager plank]

Just some brain rot

[lost kindle]

he doesnt understand

[glad oriole]

booo

[lost kindle]

he's too

old

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

jumpscre

[glad oriole]

im not that old

[meager plank]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-the-great-circle-pain-in-his-dih-gif-13547324358731411404

[glad oriole]

almsot 18

[lost kindle]

old

[meager plank]

How many days

[glad oriole]

a month and 13 days

[meager plank]

Old

[glad oriole]

:(

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-choso-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-insane-going-insane-gif-2924030561674659737

[meager plank]

I’m eating microbes and cheese

[lost kindle]

me eating uranium 235 💔

[stray mantle]

What happened to 💔

[lost kindle]

mb

there

[meager plank]

I will never have a cinema experience the same as Minecraft ever again 🪫🪫🪫

[glad oriole]

i will

[lost kindle]

have you experienced mario

[glad oriole]

when the next madoka movie comes out !!!!

[meager plank]

No

[meager plank]

What is that

[glad oriole]

i hope it doesnt suck

[meager plank]

Nobody has ever heard of that except you

[lost kindle]

stay down fetus!!! (we're the same age)

[meager plank]

Dinosaur

[meager plank]

I’m 17

[lost kindle]

old

[glad oriole]

the anime my pfp is from

[lost kindle]

im 16

[lost kindle]

boykisser

[glad oriole]

its quite an old anime yea

[meager plank]

I’m legally old enough to get a tattoo in my state

[stray mantle]

I'm seeing the minecraft movie on Saturday wish me luck

[glad oriole]

:3

[meager plank]

So you’re old

[meager plank]

Dead theater nobodies gonna be there and you’re gonna be bored should’ve gone opening day

[glad oriole]

well i didnt hear about it long ago

like at least a year or so ago

[stray mantle]

Belgian cinemas are kinda boring though

[lost kindle]

dawg stop being old bro 💔

[stray mantle]

I never go on opening day lol

[lost kindle]

can you buy me tintin

[stray mantle]

Nar

[lost kindle]

this is whta nico harrison thought luka whould turn into

[stray mantle]

When you were 68 years old

[lost kindle]

why

[meager plank]

I wanna go to a carti concert even though I don’t like carti

[lost kindle]

theres a travis scott concert in my counrty

idk when tho

[glad oriole]

ive just been a big fan

[glad oriole]

im 17 sis

[lost kindle]

im not going tho

old

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-11055948006915227502

[glad oriole]

💔

how even old are y’all

[lost kindle]

16

[glad oriole]

oh yea im so mych older than that

[lost kindle]

ok grandpa we heard enough of ur ww2 stories

https://tenor.com/view/animals-boogerbear-luckycavity-bears-bear-gif-8231283825709931523

[glad oriole]

:(

so true

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/did-not-read-didnt-read-talking-heads-letting-the-days-go-by-gif-21389543

[lost kindle]

can i drug

[meager plank]

I’m 17

[lost kindle]

🙏

[red hamlet]

y'all are babies

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-stare-glare-grandpa-gif-4922423

ts u

[glad oriole]

and why is that

[meager plank]

No have you ever seen a piece of paper

[red hamlet]

🤏 itsy bitsy children

[lost kindle]

goo goo gaa gaa (im cursed w calculus)

[lost kindle]

e word jumpscare

employemnt

can u do the oni man one

[glad oriole]

sthu

[lost kindle]

omni

[meager plank]

I am indistinguishable from a piece of paper

[meager plank]

Imagine if Mike Tyson said that

Ththu

[red hamlet]

yeah man
god forbid we have our own money