🎙・server-chat

[cold lichen]

?

Its blue print x brainstorm

[ancient harness]

Oh

Sorry. I can’t really tell what is going on in the picture 😭

[cold lichen]

How its so clear

[silent zenith]

brainstorm is also vlue

[vagrant bane]

Day 1 of asking local thunk to add Taco Joker

[limpid rose]

Everyone with a computer should know how to screenshot

[calm cypress]

rorschach/10

[ancient harness]

Hellyes

[cold lichen]

I took a shot of my screen

Screenshot

[vagrant bane]

I shot a screwn

https://tenor.com/view/free-kyle-gun-gif-18258003

Brothers

[cold lichen]

Also i deleted the screenshot function from my laptop anyways

[vagrant bane]

Lore

[cedar glade]

ultrakill discord will have the most interesting people

[vagrant bane]

What is the importance of food jokers in the lore

[cold lichen]

I got banned from there

[vagrant bane]

We know coca cola is part of the brainstorm lore

[grave lodge]

theyre yummy and delicious

[cedar glade]

oh well it sounds like a bunch of elitest folk so

[vagrant bane]

As we can see a stain of drink on it

[echo violet]

wwhere mime

[true ridge]

Jimbo's pantry gone rouge

[limpid rose]

Try to make me play a straight one more time

[cold lichen]

Fr like why dont they like v1 mpreg

[echo violet]

whattt

[cedar glade]

lets put our thinking caps on

[vagrant bane]

Train

[calm cypress]

i like ur toy train

[echo violet]

?

[vagrant bane]

T r a I n

[echo violet]

whats trainn

[cold lichen]

Pregnant genichiro from sekiro

[echo violet]

and how is it used

[echo violet]

seek help

[vagrant bane]

Day 1 of asking local thunk to add a toy train joker

[dreamy pier]

I watch the chaos here and want the unsee juice

[cold lichen]

Day 1 of asking local thunk to add mpreg

[dreamy pier]

No

[true ridge]

We ran out of that in 2019

[dreamy pier]

The straights played themselves

[calm cypress]

hehe

number go big

[ruby coyote]

Balatro is peak gambling-everyone on earth

[dreamy pier]

Noooooo

[wind jacinth]

no

[cold lichen]

Yes

[elfin tapir]

refused to reveal itself

[echo violet]

is ride the bus good

[ruby coyote]

Kinda depends

[echo violet]

reroll spam

[elfin tapir]

i did

[echo violet]

prolly on abandonded deck ofc but otherwise?

[dreamy pier]

It can be on abandoned deck

[daring dagger]

It's good if you get it early and/or aren't dependent on face cards

Otherwise no

[past root]

Ride the bus + hack + wee

[echo violet]

ok

[dreamy pier]

Me when I get the walkie-talkies

[echo violet]

ive never used wee

[analog hatch]

Jimbo is finally here.....

[echo violet]

biggest opp

[true ridge]

What does it come with?

[willow reef]

a story in 3 parts

[vagrant bane]

Can you get to naninf with only 7s?

(The worst card in the game)

[willow reef]

if you can get enough perkeo observatories, probably

[analog hatch]

Ill see when I get home!!!

[severe geode]

Copying seed

How did they fumble so hard

[languid quest]

What yall think abt this https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1354159621568466974

[sick summit]

Yes

[willow reef]

he has a skill issue

[severe geode]

Siiigh

[warm ore]

flint and steel 🔥🔥🔥

[severe geode]

Omg this seed is annoying, they got bloodstone from rerolls and now i have to figure out how much to reroll and on what shop

SAVE MEEEE

[warm ore]

the nether 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[limpid rose]

why wont it give me my FUCKING SPADES

[silent zenith]

This is sick as hell! i wonder when the fangamer EU will ship

[analog hatch]

Collecter cards

[silent zenith]

YOOOOO

[analog hatch]

Giant smeared joker!!! Time to open the pack

[echo violet]

thats a big joker damn

[onyx holly]

Anyone know any external seed-filter programs I could try? I'm trying to find a negative invisible joker in ante 1 and stencil in ante 2. Like i mean what's the best

[silent zenith]

Big Joker
x5 Mult
-1 Joker Slot

[cold sage]

jetpack joyride

[analog hatch]

The jokers

[red hamlet]

league

[echo violet]

blueprint nicee

[echo violet]

huh

[opal fog]

what should i do

i should just take the tower card and go 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[echo violet]

no

u dont need all them jokers

sell one u dont need

[past root]

Sell swash

[echo violet]

what does ur deck look lke

swash is prolly the best ye

[normal phoenix]

How does physical balatro even work

[cold sage]

It doesn’t work because it doesn’t have a job

Like for part 2
Joke : Oribie
Credit : Oribie

[low sphinx]

imagine how many enhancement cards you would need

[echo violet]

u can play normal cards bro

[cold sage]

I don’t think stones fit inside my deck

[ancient plover]

I was getting in my flow and liking my deck build and then boom missed it by the skin of my teeth, rats!

[normal phoenix]

I mean in terms of chips and mult counting

Packs etc

[slim junco]

They look awesome

[red hamlet]

what difficulty

[past root]

They released a dlc called solitaire

[radiant bough]

it's a set of cards

not balatro irl

😭

[pallid sapphire]

physical balatro when I want to play Death, Strength, and Cryptid

[past root]

Me using a 6 deck shoe to make this possible

[grizzled pewter]

balatro but real

[pallid sapphire]

Me when I pick up a glass card (I only have 4 fingers now) ((this allows me to play straights and flushes with only 4 cards))

[normal phoenix]

Oh so like no point

Something to put on a shelf and forget about

[dawn coral]

jack black as the jack of spades

BALATRO
DECEMBRUARY 32ND

[normal phoenix]

Got it

[grizzled pewter]

it's a collector's item yeah

[cinder epoch]

Hi, im a new player and i got stuck with this screen. I already change from wifi to data celular and it still didnt work. anyone can help me? im using mac if this info needed

[limpid rose]

its a deck of cards? you can play any card game you want with it lmao

[radiant bough]

there are other games of cards that aren't balatro

[dawn coral]

blueprint on juggler

[grizzled pewter]

i mean someone has devised a way to play balatro physically but it requires multiple decks and a bunch of other systems lol

[grizzled pewter]

consider: blueprint on wife

[normal phoenix]

Yeah and those are balatro cards

[dawn coral]

kid names DNA build

[radiant bough]

which are just standard playing cards...

[dawn coral]

if i had a wife that would be epic

[normal phoenix]

I meant the jokers

[pallid sapphire]

a billion different booster pack packages that have to be sealed and re-sealed so you can open them again

Me when I play a stone card (I accidentally cracked the table)

[radiant bough]

a normal deck has jokers too these just happen to be balatro themed

[limpid rose]

Its a full 52 card standard deck with 4 jokers. Just like every other deck of cards you would buy. The design is just based off of balatro. Are you dumb?

[normal phoenix]

I'm ngl the way it's been described so far it sounds like a big waste of money

[radiant bough]

balatro invented playing cards

[limpid rose]

You dont have any collectors items??

[past root]

Mods check how many Funko pops he owns

[fresh spruce]

I want a system that only uses dice and at max 2 standard 52 + 2 decks

[dawn coral]

Alternate Reality
Chips added by playing cards add to mult instead.

[normal phoenix]

None ( i have no goddamn idea what those are too)

[pallid sapphire]

Now there needs to be a Tarot collection, Spectral collection, and Planet collection

[snow magnet]

BALATRO!

[fresh spruce]

it's still a functional playing card deck

[limpid rose]

This guy is just ragebaiting lmao

[pallid sapphire]

and sleeves to give the cards enhancements

[radiant bough]

and this isn't even just a collectors item since you can play actual games with it 😭

[limpid rose]

Exactly lol

[solar portal]

wich way western man

[past root]

Always todd

[solar portal]

based

[grizzled pewter]

the Balatro Card Deck by Fangamer and LocalThunk™️ is a collector's item with some utility, so long as you play the occasional card game. much like any collector's item, if it's going in a box after you buy, probably not worth getting. i play the occasional card game and it'll look cool on my shelf so i got

[dawn coral]

i found out about another roguelike card game that is just a card game that i think balatro deck could go hard on

it's called Scoundrel

[grizzled pewter]

Slay the Spire

[dawn coral]

it's not a video game it's just a game that uses a standard deck

[grizzled pewter]

oh

is it like Slay the Spire

[digital oxide]

i was gonna say you were gonna have to narrow it down in the big 2025

[dawn coral]

it's actually pretty fun

[digital oxide]

roguelike deckbuilder

[pallid sapphire]

Despite all the friends of jimbo card arts, do yall think there should be custom balatro-specific card arts or does that not fit with the game's poker-themed identity

[turbid ermine]

I want to honestly buy the balatro playing deck

[grizzled pewter]

huh sounds interesting

[turbid ermine]

I collect playing cards

[dawn coral]

i can explain how the game works if you want

[grizzled pewter]

I don't collect cards but on first feel the balatro deck is pretty solid quality

[drifting path]

How many people learned how poker works through playing balatro and hand types

[turbid ermine]

Me

[radiant bough]

me

[turbid ermine]

I thought big blinds and small blinds were just native to balatro

[opal fog]

steven has saved me so many times

[drifting path]

I never really got the just of poker until I played balatro lol

[pallid sapphire]

I knew how poker worked before balatro, kind of

[echo violet]

same

[pallid sapphire]

I'm kinda surprised flushes are natively higher than straights though

[echo violet]

ofc

[dawn coral]

me when i'm playing a round of poker and the dealer suddenly says "the plant"

[normal phoenix]

Ah yes, ragebaiting by saying stuff you put on a shelf to look at is stupid and a waste of money

[turbid ermine]

This is how I lost my face

[dawn coral]

that just gave me a hilarious idea

[pallid sapphire]

Once managed to beat an early plant with popcorn

[fresh spruce]

the plant isn't that bad

[pallid sapphire]

saved the photochad

[turbid ermine]

Out of context, you sound crazy

[fresh spruce]

do none of you play anything other than face cards?

[simple ore]

are you 5

[drifting path]

Wait there’s blinds in a poker game 😭

[digital oxide]

this is kinda true for funko pops but everything else is self expression dawg

[dawn coral]

Dark Lord The Plant from Miitopia

[simple ore]

they're cards dude how is this hard to understand

[digital oxide]

no idea why decorating your room is considered lame to these people

like

[fresh spruce]

I'm a straight lover

[turbid ermine]

Apparently

Flushes till I die

[grizzled pewter]

how do blinds play poker? thought you had to see your cards to play

[pallid sapphire]

ngl I really like how a ton of the jokers are named after random mundane everyday objects

[fresh spruce]

best thing is putting lace on every flat surface

[red hamlet]

It's the era of buying dolls to put on a shelf instead of putting cool outfits on them and making lore

ofc they're 5

[dawn coral]

I'm bicurious, myself

[pallid sapphire]

blinds are the guys who raise the amount you have to dedicate to the pot usually

[digital oxide]

mfs would be like erm shouldnt you be getting a job at 5 years old instead

[low sphinx]

i was thinking about the cards having tiny slots on the front or back that the enhancement cards slip into. so if you wanted to make a stone card slide the stone enhancement card into the slip on the front, essentially covering the card and making it stone

[simple ore]

it's just memorabilia and merchandise, this shit has existed since industry was a thing

[digital oxide]

imagine having a hobby or doing anything for fun

[pallid sapphire]

but here they're just there to make sure your deck can hit the score at all

[simple ore]

every single thing has branded merchandise.

[turbid ermine]

“I use my blueprint to copy the certificate and then I will be able to discard those new cards to get my tarot cards so my fortune teller can get stronger by turning my cards to stone.”

[low sphinx]

tuck in your ps5!! its getting cold tonight 🥺

[fresh spruce]

oh I'm very much queer but straights are unrepresented in the balatro community, saturns scale crazy well

[drifting path]

Eh buying figurines is kinda dumb but to each their own

[fresh spruce]

TRUE!

[turbid ermine]

Stares at my 6 funko pops

[pallid sapphire]

I NEED to feed my cat

[drifting path]

These are the slop figurines 💔

[pallid sapphire]

I can't have too much money cause I'm a vagabond, and that helps me stoke the campfire!

[turbid ermine]

“You don’t have a cat— why are you showing me a card game?”

[turbid ermine]

I liked the characters…

[pallid sapphire]

It's your lucky day

[dawn coral]

i was treating "straight lover" as the alternative meaning

for the funny

[pallid sapphire]

I'm pretty sure no one except new players underrate straights

[past root]

My destiny ghost I got when the taken king dropped stares at me every day

[turbid ermine]

I play a pansexual for 5 mult

[pallid sapphire]

straights and pairs are the goats if you don't do heavy deck modification

[red hamlet]

i got one of these, need to hang it up again

[turbid ermine]

I thought you typed tekken king

[drifting path]

Playing straights is gay

[red hamlet]

also got pride flags

[digital oxide]

valid

[fresh spruce]

"straights are uncommon in the balatro community"

[dawn coral]

LMAOOOO

[red hamlet]

cool trans flags on the glasses

[digital oxide]

ngl I watched as my friend had a good straight deck but he couldnt find any good straight fixing and lost to not drawing a jack in 5 hands

[pallid sapphire]

trnas flags on the glasses? tinted? anaglyph reference?

[turbid ermine]

Mod to replace every texture with the gay pride flag and trans flag

[digital oxide]

good as in good scoring

he definitely got lucky drawing straights

no shortcut or four fingies

[pallid sapphire]

I can pretty reliably draw a straight once a round

[grizzled pewter]

i got like 10 paintings to put up but wanted to paint my walls first, at least got these hung up

[dawn coral]

never saw that before but nothing a little photoshop can't turn to reality

[digital oxide]

maybe his straight drawing method was ass I don't remember

[shy dove]

straights are nice on abandoned deck 👍

[grizzled pewter]

bruh it removed the reply

[fresh spruce]

thank you shadowspussy

[turbid ermine]

New name just dropped

[stiff hull]

Straights are a good hand. Lots of really great jokers, and it scales FAST

[turbid ermine]

Stares at very makeshift full house build

[past root]

🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯

[fresh spruce]

straights are top tier and shortcut/4 fingers are very fun jokers

[dawn coral]

i'm hopelessly hooked on the house

[stiff hull]

Shortcut is amazing

[shy dove]

im very straight

[stiff hull]

S tier jonkler

[shy dove]

me and my roommate kiss every day heterosexually

[turbid ermine]

I don’t understand why people would play full house, it would be easier to just play 3 of a kind or your two of a kind

[fresh spruce]

I'm egh on full house cause I kinda know how to fix the deck for it but not really

[pallid sapphire]

If you get a shortcut you better play straights

[pallid sapphire]

more chance for card activation primarily

[shy dove]

i like flush house smile

[pallid sapphire]

pairs are nice but it's sad when you can't trigger more than 2 cards at a time

[red hamlet]

The Humble Splash

[pallid sapphire]

unless you're splashing

[stiff hull]

Because it make number bigger than 3oak

[pallid sapphire]

I once managed to get flower pot to work thanks to splash

[north crescent]

triggering cards is worse anyways

[turbid ermine]

Leveling up

https://tenor.com/view/transitions-kinemaster-black-guy-suit-tiktok-gif-25279479

[red hamlet]

practicing for the baddies

[dawn coral]

evil and intimidating perkeo

[stiff hull]

Flower pot is really fun if you can make it work

[pallid sapphire]

counterpoint: anti crimson heart tech

(kind of)

[fresh spruce]

3oak is goated with that ripped joker (idk the name)

[pallid sapphire]

half joker

[fresh spruce]

ye

[stiff hull]

My rare flower pot build

[pallid sapphire]

I rarely ever do 3oaks

[turbid ermine]

Walking into a Casio with my banana, trading card, my certificate and a blueprint for a house

[marble hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264088244945944761/1265830753183469568/attachment-1-5.gif

[pallid sapphire]

What's the least satisfying balatro sound effect

[dawn coral]

this shouldn't be as funny as it is

[limpid rose]

The losing sounds lol

[past root]

I think the vampire slurping is a little overboard right guys

[upper bramble]

Jimbo Balatro seeing how i score Rayo's Number against a small blind in ante 2

[stiff hull]

The bloop that happens when editions pop is pretty lackluster. Especially polychrome

[upper bramble]

Wheel of fortune

[pallid sapphire]

I find the chips trigger so underwhelming which makes me subconsciously underrate it (chips)

the slapping sound of square joker is so goddamn annoying

[stiff hull]

I love chips

[past root]

I love dagger

[pallid sapphire]

Nope! is more entertaining than when it actually goes off

[drifting path]

This game needs new cards it gets repetitive after your 200 run 💔

[north crescent]

start streaking its fun

[pallid sapphire]

You'll be forced to use cards you don't usually use grinding a streak lol

[past root]

Welcome to roguelikes son

[dawn coral]

i read that with 0 context 💀

[pallid sapphire]

me grinding stake wins by restarting the moment I don't hit the small blind in one hand

[dreamy pier]

I used even Steven and odd todd at the same time

[stiff hull]

<—— still hasn’t beaten gold stake

[dreamy pier]

Me too

[pallid sapphire]

Blue, yellow, ghost, abandoned, checkered, and plasma gold stakes down so far for me

zodiac or anaglyph next maybe

[drifting path]

I beat gold stake but realized I was playing on orange stake 💔

[stiff hull]

Black deck

[dawn coral]

ive only gone up to black stake so far

[dreamy pier]

Me who hasn't unlocked gold stake yet

I only gotten to blue stake

[neon wren]

anaglyph gold stake is good for random gold joker stickers if you don't have a lot yet

[stiff hull]

I’m only at gold stake with yellow and ghost deck so far

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah I'm aware

[onyx holly]

I've only gotten there on checkered

[pallid sapphire]

My seltzer has a gold sticker purely cause it was a free negative

[onyx holly]

kinda abandoned green

[pallid sapphire]

how many challenges have yall unlocked and beaten though

[dawn coral]

green was the one i was using to climb up lmao

[stiff hull]

I’ve beaten 16 challenges

[onyx holly]

18 complete. just have cruelty and jokerless left

[stiff hull]

Golden needle sucks

[past root]

I got gold on 10/15 decks on my old phone, with starting over now I'm at orange on anaglyph

[pallid sapphire]

I got inflation, golden needle, cruelty, and jokerless

[stiff hull]

I hate golden needle

[normal phoenix]

Because i said buying something you're not gonna use is a waste of money 😭 how is that controversial

[pallid sapphire]

I'm still pissed at challenges cause I got beaten by violet vessel on inflation AND golden needle

[onyx holly]

golden needle's actually one of the more fun ones on page 2 imo. i know hot take

[pallid sapphire]

No I agree, if you lose you just lose instantly

inflation meanwhile I find horrific

[onyx holly]

at least im not alone

[past root]

Easiest challenge? Rich get Richer

Straight carries as usual

[onyx holly]

yeah i can see why you'd say that. vouchers especially become inaffordable fast

[pallid sapphire]

Turns out gimping my ability to buy stuff (a core game mechanic) kinda sucks

[stiff hull]

I got astronomer first shop on inflation

[faint lion]

Here's a question

[stiff hull]

It was easy from there

[onyx holly]

Personally, I thank mad world's easier. No score restrictions, still free money.

[pallid sapphire]

I managed to ankh a credit card in luxury tax so I had absolutely massive hands each round

[onyx holly]

Fragile's even easier if you do full skip

[pallid sapphire]

Fragile was hilariously easy

[drifting path]

Golden needle is impossible

[faint lion]

Has anyone had a run erratic deck where all 52 cards are the same card

[onyx holly]

yeah i first tried it

[faint lion]

Like

[red hamlet]

there's a seed for it

[silent zenith]

yes, 10 of spades

[onyx holly]

frtagile i mean

[faint lion]

At the start of the run

[past root]

Yea there was one that dropped its confirmed a bug though

[red hamlet]

7lb2wvpk

[faint lion]

I presume that's the only one

[past root]

Common Lynn speedy W

[red hamlet]

yuh

[silent zenith]

yes? 52 cards of 10♤

[undone tiger]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1354182398207590486
Guys can you check this real quick and tell me what do you think? 🤔

[red hamlet]

nah

don't feel likee it

[undone tiger]

Please? 🥺

[faint lion]

I meant the only one with the 52 cards being the same

[undone tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12756433236776117962

[past root]

Yea it's so astronomically rare to occur that it's confirmed a bug

[silent zenith]

its a 1 in 1,70676555E+89 chance

there are less seed possibilities

therefore its a bug

[red hamlet]

bomboclaaaat

[past root]

Di babylon society batmon

[silent zenith]

what

[past root]

Jamaican Joker

[red hamlet]

gives xmult equal to double the rank of the highest scored card times .2x

[echo violet]

ok$

i played some balatro

i think now its time to study

its 9.40 pm

i have like 2.5h

[inland hare]

Maybe next run is THE run yk

[echo violet]

mabyy

but im also fucked as it is

[past root]

I find my best runs are between 5-10 on the day

If I start hunting I do terrible

[inland hare]

One more run can’t hurt :)

[pallid sapphire]

You aced it!

[inland hare]

(It def can)

[echo violet]

it will

[inland hare]

What subject you gotta study?

[echo violet]

i need to focus

[echo violet]

geography

climate change n shit

[pallid sapphire]

ooooo gold stake awaits

[echo violet]

exam tmrw have not started

[past root]

Exhibit A of climate change, snow in the Mojave in March

[red hamlet]

bro

[past root]

(not RN this was like 2 weeks ago)

[crude zephyr]

Balatro be like

[red hamlet]

why the fuck do you live in a fallout poi

[past root]

Patrolling the-

[echo violet]

thanks

why are u there

has to be cap right

[past root]

It is my house 👍

[echo violet]

aint no way ur in the mojave desert

[past root]

The nearest town on the map is literally named Mojave

[fresh spruce]

me when people live in places

[past root]

I live in nowhereville

[red hamlet]

bro has a denny's 20m out

peak

[past root]

Tonight I'm driving all the way to LA though to go to Ruth's Chris for my bday dinner

[shy scaffold]

holy crap, Toontown

i love that game

[past root]

I'm big on the subway in town

[red hamlet]

i never been to denny's

[past root]

Considering I'm always getting free shit my partner is the manager

[echo violet]

damn bro

[past root]

Denny's is honestly kinda mid there's plenty of better local diners if you look

[echo violet]

thats crazy

tmrws exam is gonna be such a gamble lmaoo

[calm cypress]

League of Legends (I am unfortunately not kidding)

[echo violet]

im relying on me studying in the bus tmrw morning

[red hamlet]

did you beat demon's difficulty yet?

[echo violet]

wa

[calm cypress]

i dunno

[red hamlet]

league of legends has a poker gamemode now

as part of the season

[summer shale]

Such BEAUTY

[past root]

We out here, all my power is solar, I get water trucked in

[calm cypress]

I got that after my first run

[echo violet]

aint no way thats league

[echo violet]

nice

[turbid ermine]

Wait, the playing cards are officially out?

[echo violet]

id want constellation prolly

[past root]

Yea I forgor and just ordered mine today they won't be coming until May 💔

[calm cypress]

no, glad u mentioned this

[calm cypress]

idk what to tell u mang

[turbid ermine]

It only says pre order

[echo violet]

what da hail

bro im so

[red hamlet]

i still need to unlock it

[echo violet]

cjdoiqo3hrowfrwgw

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

ok im gonna go cry

[zenith owl]

Why is the car acting like that

[runic tundra]

game sucks

[zenith owl]

Wtf

[turbid ermine]

Why are you here

[zenith owl]

THE HELL

[limpid rose]

No way

[red hamlet]

only gotm y hard diff screenshot

[runic tundra]

to let everyone know

[echo violet]

seed?

[turbid ermine]

I don’t got it

[zenith owl]

Hanged man and club card

Ez

[turbid ermine]

I tried searching for 4 souls in one and forgot to save it

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/19dollar-fortnite-giftcard-fortnite-whowantsit-gif-20877966

[echo violet]

is it rlly ur own run rn

[runic tundra]

nope also game sucks

[echo violet]

aha

gotcha

[turbid ermine]

No, I was seed searching

[zenith owl]

Bro couldn't handle jimbo's 19 inches

[fervent canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/luigis-mansion-vacuum-heart-video-game-gif-14475148

[runic tundra]

worst game ever

[echo violet]

1 goes to waste 😔

[turbid ermine]

Bro died ante 1

[zenith owl]

I will burgle your virginity

[echo violet]

what

[turbid ermine]

Oh

[runic tundra]

because game sucks

[echo violet]

bro couldnt beat small blind

[zenith owl]

You don't suck?

[runic tundra]

it’s game

[zenith owl]

I couldn't beat small blind and I love the game

On ante 12

[echo violet]

i couldnt beat it on ante 1

once

requires terrible luck

and some skill issue

[runic tundra]

because game sucks

[zenith owl]

Me too

@runic tundra keep your opinion to yourself

[runic tundra]

no

[echo violet]

ok

cool

[turbid ermine]

How many souls can I get? Only a spoonful

[zenith owl]

Bro who chooses soul over hanged man are you dumb?

[runic tundra]

reddit humor

[zenith owl]

Always get hanged man

[turbid ermine]

Thank you

I try my best

[echo violet]

i dont

[past root]

Mods send him and 2 of his friends into the woods searching for an urban legend

[echo violet]

get it

am i stoopid

[runic tundra]

also reddit humor

[zenith owl]

The only reddit humor is you saying the game sucks tho

[runic tundra]

that is realism not reddit ok

[zenith owl]

Anyone who doesn't like Balatro haven't played balatro

[digital oxide]

nah reddit humor is like erm thank you for the gold kind stranger haha have an updoot friend

[echo violet]

no need to feel offend lmao

[digital oxide]

or extremely outdated memes from over a decade ago

[zenith owl]

I am offended

[echo violet]

bro knows

he is the redditor

[red hamlet]

Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger!

[zenith owl]

Wait

[turbid ermine]

Oh hi brainstorm

[runic tundra]

only a spoonful is an outdated meme that one is reddit for sure

[zenith owl]

People still use reddit?

[runic tundra]

the other guy message is not really reddit

[digital oxide]

if i were i'd hate myself ngl

[zenith owl]

I haven't actually heard about reddit in a long time

I almost forgot it fr

[runic tundra]

i got this and lost because game sucks

[turbid ermine]

I only use Reddit if I’m really deep in an issue i can’t solve

[red hamlet]

i'm not surprise bro is in hypesquad brilliance

only weirdos go to brilliance

[runic tundra]

who cares

[turbid ermine]

What the fuck :(

[zenith owl]

What about Bravery

[digital oxide]

what even is hypesquad

[red hamlet]

peep my profile, breastie

✊ bravery all the way

[turbid ermine]

Please… I’m innocent

[echo violet]

yeloha

[zenith owl]

I am Bravery that's why I asked lol

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/hypesquad-discord-bravery-house-of-bravery-gif-14030872

[echo violet]

or whatever lynn says

[runic tundra]

look at his hecking discord assigned png on his profile he MUST be a loser

[red hamlet]

you can change them lmfao

[digital oxide]

imma be real you cant say that after being the meme police

[echo violet]

bravery is prolly the most common

[runic tundra]

government mandated icon on my profile shows me i’m better than you ok?

[echo violet]

:O

always wheel of fortune

gamblingg

[red hamlet]

all of yours are worse

[turbid ermine]

I love the gambling in the fake gambling game

[echo violet]

my pfp is SO ASS

i havent changed it in like 4 years

[turbid ermine]

I like my pfp

I am about to change it

[echo violet]

icba

[runic tundra]

oh no i did not know you have 3 years of money going to ccp badge im so sorry xir

[red hamlet]

smol pp booster, smol pp nitro, worst house

[echo violet]

ur pfp is ur identity

and mine is just ass ig

[turbid ermine]

Consider it done

[echo violet]

wat

[runic tundra]

smol pp in march 2025

holy fuck

[red hamlet]

imagine having smol pp

[turbid ermine]

Imagine having pp

[runic tundra]

can u stop bro im serious smol pp was funny in 2019

[past root]

DHMIS hasn't been relevant for years bro, even the reboot was lackluster

[runic tundra]

i agree but the pfp is aura

[past root]

This guy's never tripled an investment tag

[runic tundra]

this is luck therefore game sucks

[red hamlet]

chiitan would kill you bro

[runic tundra]

don’t care the banner is aura

[echo violet]

woah name change

[past root]

"using anaglyph doubles to double a skip is luck"

Good bait

[runic tundra]

getting money tag was luck

[daring dagger]

This is a game based on poker, of course luck is in the game blud

[red hamlet]

ye

[echo violet]

what is this

[turbid ermine]

He does know this is a rouge like right?

[red hamlet]

back to being an animal in heat

[turbid ermine]

Balatro

[turbid ermine]

What

[echo violet]

ok

[red hamlet]

?

[runic tundra]

that means game sucks

[echo violet]

red

[past root]

Skill issue to a player who spams restartls like me

[red hamlet]

my pfp lmfao

[echo violet]

rougelike

[echo violet]

redlike

[echo violet]

whasdat

[runic tundra]

still luck

[echo violet]

is that u

[daring dagger]

Just gamble harder

[runic tundra]

animal in heat is so corny

[red hamlet]

i wish

but basically yeah

[echo violet]

then why are u here

lowkey

[runic tundra]

to let people know game sucks

[red hamlet]

You really need to up your bait game

[echo violet]

ehh

[runic tundra]

game won’t let me win so it sucks

[runic tundra]

my game is bugged

[echo violet]

bro do u got nothin better to do lmao

[red hamlet]

yes

[echo violet]

ragebaiting

[red hamlet]

he doesn't

now stop interacting with him xdd

[echo violet]

nah idrc

[red hamlet]

go study

[echo violet]

i msgd my friend

he just started LMAO

im good

[red hamlet]

bro messaged his friend

[echo violet]

ikr

crazy

[runic tundra]

if you parade around your sexual availability ( “animal in heat” readable on your profile ) you are an inherently insufferable person

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

i'm just a little puppy

arf arf :3

[runic tundra]

job now

[red hamlet]

❤️ i start in a week

[runic tundra]

good

i am proud of you

[turbid ermine]

What if… and I know this might be hard for you… you didn’t look

[echo violet]

istg wherever i go

[red hamlet]

Thanks daddy ❤️

[ancient harness]

Where

[turbid ermine]

Floor

[echo violet]

wherever i go i only meet like unemployed transgenders

and befriend them

[ancient harness]

I’m looking. It’s not there

[echo violet]

in multiple servers

[turbid ermine]

Transgender collectibles

[runic tundra]

You see how this type of remark makes someone less redeeming @turbid ermine do you get where i’m coming from

[ancient harness]

The floor just says “floor”

[echo violet]

ong

its unusual

[turbid ermine]

I don’t care

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/xxiisoul-thanos-gif-23843096

[ancient harness]

Lmao collecting the infinity stones

[echo violet]

fr

[runic tundra]

you are also a satanist so i dont expect high iq

it’s okay

[echo violet]

gotta catch em all

[red hamlet]

infinity genders

[turbid ermine]

Damn that’s crazy

[echo violet]

:O

[past root]

+2 for allyship

[runic tundra]

did you spend money on the profile effect or have it gifted

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-balatro-extreme-yuri-power-blue-screen-gif-2258684285963278166

[red hamlet]

oh oh oh
i'm agender and a leftist, what does that make me!!!

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-hug-mayburi-bridget-may-gif-11343093385535605455

[turbid ermine]

Meow

[ancient harness]

What in the new shit is “agender”

[turbid ermine]

No gender

[red hamlet]

new shit

[echo violet]

serious question

[red hamlet]

and then it'sj ust something that existed for ages now

[echo violet]

whats the difference between a nonbinary and an agender

[runic tundra]

leftist is meaningless term i don’t care about your political affiliation

[echo violet]

ong

[ancient harness]

I mean yes. We’re all “a gender”. But “agender”. That doesn’t even make sense

[turbid ermine]

Non binary is outside of male and female. Agender is not identifying as any gender

[past root]

Nonbinary is a broader term that encompasses not just agender but like, otherkin

[echo violet]

ah

otherkin

sure

[red hamlet]

you know how asexual is a thing?

[runic tundra]

YES they’re used for the same purpose but they’re different because… BECAUSE THEY JUST ARE OK??!??!!

[ancient harness]

That’s just no sexual attraction to either sex

[echo violet]

yes i must learn the ways

[red hamlet]

yeah
so agender is just no gender

[echo violet]

of not offending ppl by instantly misgendering

[ancient harness]

Huh

[echo violet]

i see

[ancient harness]

To bad.

[echo violet]

that is cool

[red hamlet]

it's why i got me pronouns in bio and on my jacket c:

[echo violet]

on ur jacket?

[runic tundra]

you WILL respect everyone and you WILL follow server rules and you WILL respect staff

[turbid ermine]

We just explained it and you did the equivalent of covering your ears and going LALALALALA

[echo violet]

i shall ofc

trust

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[echo violet]

ok my brain is slowly decomposing

its pretty early tho

[runic tundra]

good explanation

[past root]

STUDY!

[echo violet]

ill go read the theory a bit

and then come back

[ancient harness]

💀

[echo violet]

thats a cool jacket

[red hamlet]

thanksies

[echo violet]

why do u need ur pronouns on it tho

[runic tundra]

you WILL watch multiple hour long youtube essays detailing specific aspects of balatro

[ancient harness]

Good jacket. But the embroidery ruins it

[red hamlet]

so people don't have to ask

[echo violet]

"therapy dog" 😭

[red hamlet]

makes me more approachable

[runic tundra]

worst youtube channel ever award

[past root]

Reminds me of my friend roosters jacket a lot

[red hamlet]

also have one that says "Do not pet" i still need to put on

[echo violet]

thats sick lmao

[runic tundra]

those two conflict

if you a dog why you say no pet

[past root]

This guy pets strange dogs

[runic tundra]

obviously

[past root]

Enjoy both hands while you have them

[echo violet]

wait so when i talk abt u i say it=

ok

[red hamlet]

you shouldn't pet someone else's dog without permission
especially if it's a guide dog or a therapy dog

[turbid ermine]

So… you know how service dogs exist…

[runic tundra]

propaganda

[echo violet]

nah bro u gotta instantly play catch with the guide dog

[turbid ermine]

This shit weirdly slaps hard

[runic tundra]

soy

[echo violet]

classical latin

[runic tundra]

julius caesar should have never been assassinated

[red hamlet]

reminds me, i need to get that shirt and shorts combo

[turbid ermine]

Can someone explain the insult so i can be insulted?

[runic tundra]

it is a meaningless insult

[past root]

ROMABU

[runic tundra]

because i just wanted to be negative

[red hamlet]

take some sertraline

[runic tundra]

this is a genuine take

not bait

[red hamlet]

mhm

[runic tundra]

i know you all don’t care

but

[echo violet]

very cool

we dont

[runic tundra]

he fr was a good leader

[echo violet]

did u know him

[runic tundra]

i read

[turbid ermine]

I stabbed him in assassins creed origins

[past root]

Gaius was an ass beyond trouncing on the republic

[runic tundra]

is that the one with the black main character

[turbid ermine]

Yes.

[runic tundra]

which one has the black main character

i don’t play vidya

[turbid ermine]

Origins.

[red hamlet]

we noticed

[red hamlet]

they're thinking of shadows

[echo violet]

yeah this is my queue to dip

bye

[runic tundra]

Makes sense you’d play that one

[runic tundra]

wow it’s 2 of them

[turbid ermine]

Origins also has a black character

[past root]

VIDYA

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/naoe-ac-ac-shadows-assassins-creed-shadows-gif-7910324438529010263

[runic tundra]

did sweet baby buy the rights

[red hamlet]

yeah

they made it so you're forced to be gay in it

[turbid ermine]

You’re in Egypt… I would think the characters might not be fully white.

[runic tundra]

i love dei gaming

[runic tundra]

in which game

[turbid ermine]

Origins

[runic tundra]

why is caesar in egypt

[ancient harness]

Wasn’t Caesar in Rome

[turbid ermine]

You travel to Rome in game

[runic tundra]

is rome dei in the game

[past root]

This little thing started going crazy because an old lady reached her hand into my car to try and pet her the other day

Mods banish him

I know what you are

[past root]

Guy who doesn't understand Caesar became a title

I thought you read

[ancient harness]

Me when watching the gladiator movies helped with knowledge for once

[turbid ermine]

Bro… it’s a game about assassinations, why the fuck are you digging so hard into this

[ancient harness]

Erm. No game is just ever about one thing

[runic tundra]

you sir get reddit upvote

[past root]

"everything is political"

[ancient harness]

😭

[red hamlet]

i mean yeah

[runic tundra]

just asking questions

i haven’t stated an opinion yet

[ancient harness]

Correction.

You mean. *everything *

[past root]

It's true it's just such a base level take

[rain vessel]

how does mime work

[runic tundra]

i’m asking chatgpt for clever comebacks right now! you just wait!

[red hamlet]

retriggers golds, baron/shoot the moon, steel

[runic tundra]

brimstone joker popcorn and ice cream better

[turbid ermine]

Beyek was such a good character

[past root]

I'm a Kassandra Chad

Odyssey was amazing

[turbid ermine]

I still don’t understand why the game had a crossover with final fantasy

[red hamlet]

odyssey was good, except for the ship bits

very watered down

[past root]

Rogue is my favorite for naval combat

People sleep on rogue

[runic tundra]

which one of assassin creed games is set in europe

[turbid ermine]

I know unity takes place in France

[past root]

1, 2, parts of 3, unity, syndicate

[runic tundra]

I kin that character I think I’m rogue-like.

[red hamlet]

1 wasn't in europe

[spice grove]

Anyone else on playstation port just like cant stop crashing

[runic tundra]

say that again gif ! get it guys. Humor!

[tawny quartz]

I really liked origins

[past root]

Im spreading miss info

[turbid ermine]

My man!

[runic tundra]

your fault for being on playstation

[tawny quartz]

Yeahhhhh

[red hamlet]

BROTHERHOOD, THE BEST ONE

[tawny quartz]

Syndicate was really fun too

[past root]

Never played 💔

[tawny quartz]

I can't wait to play shadows

[turbid ermine]

Anyone here played Control?

[tawny quartz]

Neither have i

[red hamlet]

missing out

[past root]

Actually despised it, game felt incomplete

[turbid ermine]

Yea, it kinda did

I loved it

[past root]

Everyone has their own taste

[runic tundra]

they make assassassin creeds Woke now?

[red hamlet]

You are so painfully white and unfunny

[past root]

Some people like biomutant

[runic tundra]

You are also whit e

[turbid ermine]

I liked the hotel/inn parts of the game

[spice grove]

:(

[past root]

I'm Italian what now buddy

[runic tundra]

you WILL be ASHAMED to be white

[tawny quartz]

Idrc

[dapper wing]

wait

uhhh pretend I sent this in the other chat

[red hamlet]

it's fine to send it here

[tawny quartz]

I'm still waiting to find Cavendish

[past root]

You yts will never appropriate spaghetti and meatballs

[runic tundra]

Yall can keep it

[turbid ermine]

“Did you hear assassins creed is wo—“
“I DONT CARE”

[red hamlet]

🙏 croquettes with barszcz

[tawny quartz]

Lmaoo

[tawny quartz]

😭

[atomic kernel]

just got a run with baron dna throwback and hologram with duped red seal steel kings and i got the plant on ante 11
do i end it

[red hamlet]

1. throwback lmfao
2. should've gotten director's cut

[tawny quartz]

Rip

[atomic kernel]

didn’t get in shop

[tawny quartz]

Retcon to be safe

[royal zenith]

A couple annoying fails but i beat black deck gold stake lol

[atomic kernel]

also woulda replaced w mime if i got it

[tawny quartz]

I hate black deck

[past root]

When I actually turn it on I'll make veal ziti, I have a bunch of goat and pork legs sitting in salt buckets to cure. Making prosciutto with the pork when done

[red hamlet]

yeah, it's part of the new season

more atakhan and mordekaiser lore

[turbid ermine]

You sound like my dad… but he doesn’t say deck…

[red hamlet]

🗿

bad joke

[turbid ermine]

Yea,

[runic tundra]

I am a centrist but I dislike Doald Tump ok ? Balatro > Politics . Balato

[tawny quartz]

... Wait!

[strange meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-discord-meme-halo-master-chief-halo-infinite-gif-24866624

[tawny quartz]

Noo I just think it's super annoying

[past root]

I am not a centrist I am a communist my grandparents were partisans we stack brainlets around here

[tawny quartz]

I main gold deck

[turbid ermine]

Nah, I’m fucking with you

[runic tundra]

What the fuck does this have to do with Balatro?

[red hamlet]

no lmfao
they literally added poker to the game

and it's so peak

[atomic kernel]

ghost deck with resetting is heat ngl

[runic tundra]

It is a gateway drug to corrupt children into spending money at casinos

[red hamlet]

i love gateway drugs

[red hamlet]

waiter, waiter!
more poker please!

[past root]

Blackjack update when

Maybe if they add blackjack that'll finally get me to play league

[tawny quartz]

I also have an infatuation with checker deck

[atomic kernel]

got my first gold stake win with checker

[past root]

The humble anaglyph

[tawny quartz]

I'm still struggling on blue

I just got to blue

[ancient harness]

Hmmmm

[ancient harness]

Which type of communist are you?

Russian, Chinese , Marxist?

[red hamlet]

MY DRUGS ARE ARRIVING TOMORROW (hrt)

[runic tundra]

Cheater

[past root]

I say communist to get a point across but my ideology is more Libertarian Socialist

[tawny quartz]

Huhh

[atomic kernel]

infinite flushes = stonks

[runic tundra]

Good job I know you will live a good life as your true self I support you and other people like you despite my previous remarks

[ancient harness]

I mean. Marxism would be the utopian society.

[red hamlet]

Perish

[runic tundra]

Why

What’d i do that time

[ancient harness]

Ehh idk about that

[past root]

I don't want utopia I want small communities that care for each other

[tawny quartz]

Speaking of which

[past root]

Utopia necessitates an underclass

[tawny quartz]

I'm still crying

[red hamlet]

giga egg

[ancient harness]

No but. A utopia. A true utopia. Would be the perfect society

[runic tundra]

This is a marxist server you have to agree with them politically or they freak out OK?

[past root]

Have you ever read utopia

[ancient harness]

Well to bad

I’ve tried to agree with them

Yet I still get backlash

[tawny quartz]

E. egg, swashbuckler

[runic tundra]

Ok you are transphobic which they take personally so you can’t do that

[pastel hornet]

I think this is just a skill issue but I hate violet vessel

[tawny quartz]

B o t t o m t e x t

[red hamlet]

@gusty basin another friend ❤️

[atomic kernel]

depends on your deck

[runic tundra]

It’s a luck issue there’s not much skill that goes into Balatro after you understand basic mechanics

[pastel hornet]

Sometimes I have the most random bullshit runs that make it to ante 8 just to lose to violet vessel

[ancient harness]

Womp womp. If that’s what you think. So be it.

But I know that I’m not. I just don’t need them blasting it for all to see

[atomic kernel]

some decks work up until like 500k ish and violet vessel fucks that up

[tawny quartz]

Violet vessel?

[runic tundra]

Ok if you’re not treans phobic then why do you think you disagree with them

[languid quest]

I am balalaing it

[ancient harness]

We all are allowed to do what we want. But not everyone needs to hear about it

[past root]

I am giving you legitimate discourse

[pastel hornet]

300k ante 8 boss blind

That's the entire gimmick

Tanky af

[atomic kernel]

oh i was playing with plasma deck mb

[languid quest]

Bro go to. #🃏・off-topic to argue

[runic tundra]

I agree with him more than you guys And i still think he is annoying

[ancient harness]

Totally. Your one of the good ones then if not

[tawny quartz]

Oooooooh like wall

[atomic kernel]

yeah

[tawny quartz]

Buns

[atomic kernel]

mega wall

[tawny quartz]

I hate it

[pastel hornet]

Wall but ante 8

[ancient harness]

I’m not here to argue. But to state my opinion

[languid quest]

Wall but it's gay

[tawny quartz]

ROT

[pastel hornet]

I hate wall and violet vessel

[languid quest]

Idk

[quartz stag]

I need balatro 2

[tawny quartz]

Yeah

[atomic kernel]

the plant can suck my nuts tbh

[ancient harness]

Like. Balatro 2.0?

[tawny quartz]

Yep

[languid quest]

I hate wall e

[ancient harness]

I don’t think that’s anywhere near being released

[atomic kernel]

just messed up my god run on ante 11

[ancient harness]

What’s the furthest you’ve gotten without a set seed?

[atomic kernel]

ante 13 so far

[ancient harness]

Nice nice

[atomic kernel]

i also got one of the most ridiculous chip scaling decks off plasma

[ancient harness]

Ante 15 is my breaking point. The point scaling gets so bad

[languid quest]

I'm Jaloking it!

[atomic kernel]

got to 12 on this i think

[languid quest]

One balatrillion points

[tawny quartz]

Flint and ox can kiss it

[ancient harness]

Literally

[past root]

I don't care about the act of you being transphobic on a criminal/societal level and if you don't want to interact with us, that's your right to expression as a person

I have serious contentions with the desire to dispose of or reeducate us and will respond accordingly as I feel my beliefs demand

[ancient harness]

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[languid quest]

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[runic tundra]

Essay

[ancient harness]

🤯

[past root]

Illiterate I guess

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/imjakingit-jake-the-dog-jacking-jaking-adventure-time-gif-3551295156331650425

[runic tundra]

Ok gen question how can someone be transphobic on a criminal level what does that mean

[languid quest]

LMAOOO

[past root]

You are genuinely illiterate if you think that's what I meant

I don't you think you should be punished by the government for being transphobic

[languid quest]

Calm the fuck DOWN lmaoo

[runic tundra]

transphobic on a criminal level

what does that mean

all i’m asking

[past root]

A small part of a sentence within a more complete sentence

[languid quest]

Big brain is just mad don't listen to the haters bro

[tawny quartz]

You play fighting games?

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/argue-argument-fight-fighting-whats-happening-gif-14099415

[languid quest]

I play sparking zero

[tawny quartz]

Real

[pastel hornet]

It doesn't mean that in the most literal sense, usually when someone says on a criminal level or similar they just mean very

[runic tundra]

saving this gif

[runic tundra]

i know

[ancient harness]

Like. What has this channel gone too 😭😭

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/argue-argument-fight-fighting-whats-happening-gif-14099415

[tawny quartz]

No others?

[languid quest]

There's off topic for a reason

[runic tundra]

i think i made people mad

[languid quest]

No

[languid quest]

No big brain did

[shy dove]

have you seen what people have done to us lol

[runic tundra]

Yea in some countries

[past root]

I wrote a very concise 2 sentences and you're playing dumb, actually fuck off

[shy dove]

things id rather not discuss in a public server

[shy dove]

no it happens everywhere lol