#🎙・server-chat
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aha
so i want to play the Bunco mod but idk how to install mods to Balatro, help 
fuck i rlly gotta study now tho bye
aight but he not worse than kanye
kanye pretty much promotes his beliefs
i feel like being a nazi is pretty bad
So does 21
He does have bipolar tbf
Which doesn’t make it ok
But
He probably can’t control it
only in his songs
Imma be honest bro
whats 9+10... hahaha... ⛓️💥
In my opinion just separate the art from the artist
he not going on tweeting "I KILL PEOPLE"
If your bipolar makes you be a nazi
You need to lay off the internet and go chill in a padded cell for a moment
especially when the bipolar makes you go through the process of setting up a shop to sell swastika shirts
So you wanna take away his human right for something he can’t control
It’s not realistic
And also
He was “better” for many many years
He couldn’t predict this will happen
No, I want him to get medicated for it
The medication is the problem
He’s American
They have him something that kept the bipolar worse
In order to keep him going to them
But that’s really hard to prove
And idk how true that is
May I ask who’s your favourite artist?
I’m pretty sure nearly every artist has done some “bad” stuff
It’s not his fault lmao
You think he wants to be like this?
I agree he needs help
But making it like his a big criminal is also bad
People have sent him death wishes and worse
don't have a specific one but lately been flipping between BMTH, Babymetal and Bloodywood
people send death wishes because a game includes the option to be gay
hardly an achievement
Even baby metal has controversy
And I have no idea who they are
Yes it’s not the same extent
But we gonna mock them for the past?
RIP Little God
Who
what one
Little god was baby metals former guitarist, fell from an observation deck
big chungus epic narwhal bacon
Just search up controversy
what, that Yui left or something?
Are they ok)
who up to gamble on the reddit slot machine
I mean, I said RIP
Oh…
: /
Rip
I’m sure it’s an accident though
I have no idea what happened
😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
I put da Rick on Onyx
New album ass
Pokemon reference?
Nah that’s what I’m sayin
His music is just buns tho
No there's a screenshot of carti putting Rick Owens on his baby
Funny asf
😭😭😭
MF DOOMERS.
What's a father?
Mf doom
At a certain point you just can't unless you're pirating their shit
You know ball
I forgot the alias he did it under but I wonder by mf doom is actually insane
I know all those songs
They’re not new are they?
I’m just saying I am music is ass
King geedorah, TMTYL is the best doom album IMO
W
Yeah king geedorah
Tmatm
TMNT
Rappers who can't sing (ye) vs. Rapper who can sing (Kanye)
Biggest downfall of the century
Might wanna not admit/spready pirated content in a public discord since htat's against discord tos
I don't care but you might get your acc merc'd
No lol I was just being stupid. I meant take me to your leader at first
Mouse and the mask is stinky
last time i heard kanye was when a youtube short from suicide squad came up of deadshot on the range
i just don't really listen to his music
and have no reason to
I do for at minimum 5 hours a day
Ye: YO IM ON THE NITRO, YUHHH DISCORD NITRO, ICE COLD ICE OLC NITROGEN UHHHH YUNO MILES ON THA BOMB,
Kanye: 🎹 🎹 🎹 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯 💯 💯 🎤 🎤 🎤
Gym and when walking
Nehruviandoom listener spotted
NBA YoungBoy Adlib
my bad
"GAH!!!!"
Bro I love all doom
But I love that album
i legit just click play on those random spotify mixes that come up and vibe
😭😭😭😭😭
I listen to albums only
what yall know abt jet set radio tho????
:3 finally WEEKS I BEAT GOOOOOOLD
I kinda have a 3 day long playlist with everything I've listened to since middle school
Valid
Vro 💔
I didn't say his music is bad
I just don't have a reason to listen to his music
Not my thing
I'm not gonna judge it based on a random snippet in a movie that's probably mixed differently
jsr so good i want to buy spray cans and agressive skates
also we should probably move teo #🃏・off-topic
scaring off the hoes (gambling addicts)
Die lit is good that's about it with carti
jpegmafia reference
Skeleton didn't clear so I sleep
It's the server chat
I love Peggy
and moderators can at any point put a stop to off topic chat in it 
trust me this is heat...
Absolutely disgusting UI btw 👍
Balatro really need to fix their regional pricing
What’s the point of saying that lmao
It’s his opinion
So true holy shit
500 dollabs
50 brl for balatro on my mobile phone?? 💔 💔
148h in hoi4
i know what you are
For me it’s like £10
Slay the spire is 10 dollars and it's only 160 egp
o 10 quid innit fam
Im at 120
Do yall really find that funny?
Or 150 I don't remember
OWB mod so good thooo
that shit cost like one egyptian mummy i guess
I live in the uk
it's fucking hilarious
See? The difference and both are the same price
It is NOT😭😭
156h
You do you tho
"do you honestly think your fucking funny" 🗣️ 🔥 🏴

My mistake original gangster
When I try to make a british accent all that comes out is a weird mix of some british mixed with jamaican
so it just ends up sounding like a very typical accent you would hear in the uk
need the original GIF
this is bloody lovely 🗣️ 📣
no this CANNOT be sethed, now you must oblige to my orders and empty the comparments of your long jhons
that is not the
yeah the color theory is so ass on ts 🥀 💔 ⛓️💥 😔
mfw shit like this comes up sometimes on those competency tests for job agencies
POV: you lost to violet vessel
+4 mult
Literally the only other +mult joker that was eternal
also now that i have the confidience imma just say "you're" in the big 25 cannot be real
See the third dude
@gusty basin found you a friend ❤️
yeah was a mistake to take him with madness xdd
yeah, this mf will just not die when you want it to

rat bastard survived the ENTIRE run
I was testing if he's eternal compatible cause it's funny
mfw i had to redo the test cause he lived from round 1 to ante 8 boss 💀
Just be like me and get it ante 1 only for it to die after the first boss
I had a banana last an entire run
cough
really just a subjective thing innit
i prefer it off but that's cause i got a wide boi monitor
and that shit hurts
I didn't say it looks bad
it just feels wrong
I've gotten so used to CRT that seeing perfectly smooth colors feels like I'm on something
anyways
any tips for tracking down the last two legends I'm missing?
Aggressive rerolling
still missing yorick and trib
do gold stake 
the rest of the jokers not in my collection are just failing to show up
(you're guaranteed to get hte ones you haven't gold staked yet in gold stake runs)
I picked it up on ante 1 once lol
I haven't gold-staked any of them
fair enough
Skipping that late with no reliable jokers is kinda deadly tho
Bro wants to shiny hunt
Bro, reset
so it's an ante 1 skip xdd
I'm refusing to do completionist++
Yeah it's kind of ridiculous
There are some jokers that are just too bad
Like superposition
I am not going to suffer through getting the god damn platano gold stake
What joker do I discard for mime?
U sure?
Get rid of cloud nine
dna
Ok thankss
sell 9
cloud nine
None?
FUCK cloud nine
Ok thanks gays
Alr I will do it

i always called it banana
GBP, THE PRICE GO UP IF IT'S USD
Wait until you find out about cavendish
whats that
The cooler banana
bruhh
😭 BRO
Banana+
NO WAY DMC ANIME BROUGHT BACK EVANESCENCE
Gros michel lore goes crazy

carti?
Fireee
Cavendish appears after gros Michel dies it has 1 in 1000 chance to die and it gives 3X mult
A FEW chips

ye ikik
One might say a wee bit of chips

lmao
i heard yellow deck is op
I hate it when people like you are that greasy
whyy

10 dollars at start
why is it good
Nothing so special about yellow deck
Nah
ye
Steel joker sucks
Photochad is better rn?
Yeah
Woahhhh big brain
:O
Yeah I get it hahah
He's funny
So no steel cocker?
And just die lol
WHAT
no one is better than me
I got in jail for you
This is how you repay me?
I am better than legendaries
I should be legendary
play better
I challenge you to play with discards and not hands
idk how to tell you this
this is literally burglar on higher stakes
ah wait
misread it
Get more steel cards then silly no you're right it's a little weak
xdd
Instead of the needle it’s the scalpel
Anyways
That's a bit of a shit joker idea
cause you can already use hands as discards
Waht you lose is any amount of money from having the hands left
Just call me a slur already
weaksauce
Where’s the guy that would send the this chat sucks gif
@opaque shard you are mad
Bro's having a crashout on discord
That's me
Shut up you greasy mf @shell dirge
Where's the part that's supposed to hurt
I like you when I have eternal jokers
Red joker:
This joker gains ×1 mult for every card you have above [default] hand size
Too op?
Like kind of broken
Painted deck would be wild
It works like erosion
how jackful
You mean when cards get added to deck?
Your idea was to turn hands into discards
Losing the econ from them being hands xdd
No need to be rude anyway
Isn't that just hologram?
If you have no clue what you're talking about yeah
No I mean hand size equivalent of erosion
no, it's specifically cards in hand above 8
Get paradolia?
so things like DNA + BP/BS, Marble joker, Certificate would go so hard
free seal
SO TRUE
FUCK
Bro is gonna go mad
Madness
×0.5 mult
I am eternal bitch
Damn
where's the seal
real
Btw your barber should be fired @opaque shard
You are a fake chicot stop talking
I'm almost 20
just won with my first high card build
See? Not kids!!!
go do bed lil bro, you got school tomorrow
Lmao
thats a negative green joker btw
5x streak is crazy tho
I choose what I want in life :)

Bro cooked you so hard without saying a word
banger
What the fuck
don't die next ante xdd
I only use tall bulids
I have a giant character in roblox
holy shit 
Why is scary face 9$?
negative
Mf shut ur greasy ahh up
spot
I am surprised there is a filter for the f word and not the n word <@&1133519078540185692>
bro's gotta be 14
He plays roblox bro lol
is it worth giving up half joker for bootstraps here?
nowadays that doesn't relaly matter
let me see about adjusting the filter
you're big money gaming, yes
Unacceptable naughty behavior
Give me your money
the one i have a funny gif for
Yeah not having the n word on auto filter is wild lmao
better safe than sorey, eh?
Hey red leafs
hai am goob :3
Is that the israel flag?
Can you download cryptos mod on mobile?
where lmfao
Nvm just joking
#📜・modding-rules, not allowed to discuss this
if you ask in #⚙・modding-general they'll explain it
Is it a sensitive topic
probably
Omg
probably appstore or playstore rules
rule 4
can't "officially" allow it
Oh no does cryptid mod have nudity?
as it's literally modifying the files and that's probably not allowed by the stores
something something unintended behavior etc
😭 BRO HE ADDED ME
no its pirating
I really want to buy Balatro but the regional pricing needs to be fixed because my country caps purchases at 130 egp
HD?
Hol on
What
Sec
How so
Nah bro
Even if in relation it's cheaper it doesn't mean it's cheaper locally
In pounds
Ik
so your saying I should use a vpn and buy more copies of balatro for people
It doesn't work like that regional pricing is different
Sure
I know vro
Transferring your economy to another doesn't mean it's cheaper
definitely nobody is saying that
and the rules are also saying
do not beg for game keys
Rip
I was joking
/e free balatro
yeah the end of that was more directed at @zenith owl
You won't be able to egp in Google play goes wild because your budget is always capped at 130
Wait burglar
So in short it's basically impossible to buy Balatro in my country
Ur on android right
IDOL ME PLEASE
Ok good
I lost all my progress
I only apk if I bought game before and I bought balatro, didn't apk tho

negative photochad
🤔 what's your flush five levels
Why
I just got a wee photophotochadchad wee was at 1080
damn
also assuming you're playing flush five poly lucky kings
one copy on blood, one on sock
Bro what the fuck is this number
It's 6.6691e23
no procs - 8.6e22
all procs - 6.6e23
is this what the mobile version looks like
That's a site
the calculator shows you the range
To calcute hands
i see
because you're not guaranteed to get all the mult from luckies
Can someone help me how do i buy balatro
You cant
Google play fucked you over
just do the dew
The what
The dew
I don't get it
play it in roblox
Balarox
Nah it sucks
or scratch
watch rofflep lay it and pretend it's you
sacrifice your soul to jimbo
Scralatchro
Ok i need Google play cards
Yea
How do i buy them
Just buy one from a store
I want a trusted site
😭 bro is gonna call some poor grandma in a rural town in Ohio asking her to buy some google play cards
There is none
Bro i am not Indian
Or get this, you could make all 150 jokers and play irl
Can't get digital ones I got one before and got scammed
Me too
Get a calculator to calculate the hands and make a dice for boss blinds and jokers
that too
Wait, no one told me the background color gets inverted after you get 100% completion
WOAH
It is inverted right? I'm not tripping correct
damn
buy it on steam then use steam link on your phone
He hasn't computer I think
Or ym app
I don't know if this is a bug or something because I haven't seen any images of this online
a ballatro update that adds new music to the game please!
Can we kill this guy
why?😂
thats not because of 100%
this is just an unrelated bug
Oh
shader color flip pog
Crazy coincidence that this happened to me the first time I booted it up since getting 100%
They should add this to the game because it'd be pretty cool as a little completion bonus
It's dog shit
Hmmmm
There's no fucking way.
He is the size of my small finger
I hate him tho ngl
I don't like wee joker
He is my opp
ong
Burglar
Thank you so much for appearing your gonna make my Wee grow so much
What the fuck?
I don't see the issue
what are some good ways to be able to hold R on mobile without having to carry a keyboard along?
should I?
i wonder if itd be worth it to buy vagabond, sell raised fist, then buy petroglyph
does anyone know how to get out of mega standard pack soft lock
i was on unseeded nan inf run and got stuck ): i’m on ios
i always thought that voucher just didnt spawn till like ante 6
funnily enough you can get both that + it's upgrade ante 1 and go to ante -1
needs the voucher tag and fast reflexes
Rich get richer challenge
Guys can you check this real quick and tell me what do you think? https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1353848672370294834
GET AWAY!!!
Guys what do I take
Yea
Ecto
And just that tho?
no
Nvm
open the buffoon pack
I failed maths
I thought I had more
😭 bro
And use hex before any ectoing
does anyone know how to get out of a standard pack soft lock
Is this good advice 💬
Skip it
skip is greyd out
Bro my name is char lmao
Actually ??
Yea charlie
My first friend is called Charlie
W
Met him when I was 2 😭😭
Lmao
Or smth like that
please tell me you didn't actually buy the ecto xdd
Still chat to him
…
What should he have done
Isn’t that the best choice
open the buffoon pack for a joker lmfao
I’m on round 1 tho
@languid quest
Yeah exactly
😔 bro IS the buffoon pack
Yes
I'm burnt gaming
W
Round 1 ante 1
Guys
this whole chat is a mega buffoon pack
I can't escape the wee
Guys
Guys
We text very similar lmao
🅱️ois
Autisim I guess
Nah I do it to grab attention
How accurate is this
I understand based off decks
I do it to grab attention
F I'm not in s
Different jokers will be better
Vampire that high up is crazy
is a good yoker
Like me
Vampire is goated
Yes u can't do shit w it
Campfire can be pretty op with the right deck tho
You need atleast on other joker
huh ok
I CAN HAVE 3 BURNT JOKERS
SCREENSHOT
if you have weaksauce Econ then campfire is bad
but that's a skrill issue
i have a quick question
He mentioned specifically in the video
It's a great joker later
once you're already established
Bull is now S tier
does ancient joker work like idol where it only chooses suits and cards you have in your deck?
Any tarot card generator like 8 ball or uhhh homeless guy I forgot his name can be very good combo with campfire and also purple and blue stickers
You on steam deck?
so if i theoretically have only diamonds
Ps5
will it only choose diamonds
no
It’s in ps5??
or can it also choose the other suits
It'll choose any suit
Yup
ok its kinda garbage for this build here then
Ancient joker only has 4 targets, if it could pick only suits in deck it would be broken af
Ye
Idol has 52 potential targets so it NEEDS that deck-only condition
quick how do i get only wild cards
lmfoa
i already went through window and the other one for clubs i forgot the name
As I use ghost deck
I was much worse when I started playing lol, it took me like 5 hours to beat the game lol
😭😭😭 probably same
reroll effects
I try not to watch videos just so I can avoid losing the experience of learning myself if that makes sense
I didn’t beat gold for like a month or 2 maybe more idk
😭😭 gonna be me
But after I beat it I started beating it loads
pack
Ramen ain’t that bad of an idea
But
Yeah
Idk
That’s what I thought
I GOT 3 BURNT JOKERS (technically
Blueprint
Brainstorm
Ahh
I personally don’t like ramen thaaat much but it can be fairly powerful
I took the pack and it was terrible
Bro game it's just a 3 of hearts
i find ramen super unreliable most of the time but its godlike when burglar is on the field
New run time
i love you burglar please pickpocket me on the street
I froget what banner is
+30 chips for each remaining discard
Oh yeah
delayed gratification + burglar + both discard vouchers + merry andy 🔥
I literally got it on a burglar run a couple games ago lmao
Worse card ever
hi I like your uhhhh
I like profile picturre
thank you shitnado_9000
you’re welcome poop joker
i gotta grind some abandoned deck
I have a new name
i wanna get all decks on blue before pushing all to gold
optimal joker copying? idol is on the king
if its the idol target then
triple copy sock mayhaps
Nah bro you are just poop I won't get my hands dirty
rice paper
No shit?
🤤🤤🤤
yeah that was my thinking, surely that’s best?
it’s a very split deck, you can see the heart king
IM DOING A STONE CARD BUILD
Why is blueprint negative
Yeah I don’t see why anything si evern remotely close
wow i just got friendzoned by a criminal
i liked him that way
Cool fuck off shit stain
If you are negative negative jokers happen to you
It's not working with me for some reason tho
I only get holographic
Or foil
If I use a tarot card to upgrade a card in my hand
Does it stay upgraded for the whole run
Stop cheating poker
it was a lucky hit on the ectoplasm spectral card
Cool
Mb chief
Yeah poker shouldn't be cheated
Fr tho does it
Why all playing with jokers
Is Ramen still good if I have 3 burnt jokers
i am genunely braindead
mh i see, you able to do a quick check on the tripple idol and tripple sock?
jokers are cancerous
Like let’s say I use death
Does the cards stay converted for other round
Rounds
Or is it just that
or was this the optimal copy
Bruh
I’ve never tried it cuz I always thought it don’t stay
i see, thank you for checkin!
@red hamlet please answer
i'm going to throw lesbians at you
I love to see them do it
yes lmfao
I love them scissors
CRAZY run that score is pretty MASSIVE i can IMAGINE getting a score that high buy hey my hopes havent FADED yet and my hopes arnt LOW just gotta put some TAPE on my luck and like a NINJA dodge all these Ls
i have a crazy strat tho
Btw didn't someone make a mod where it turned balatro into a gambling game?
its called closing balatro and crying myself to sleep
I really want to try it out I am like short on money
Ty
Any card modifications like Death, Hanged Man, Lovers, Chariot etc. are permanent
LOW TAPIR FADE
Man squid ward head looks like my head
Guys my joker set up is too stronk
If you know what i mean
ok I suppose
Poker cheater aswell
Yall cheat poker
Blueprint x Brainstorm
This is why your parents should've used protection
no it's art
I saw this happen in the game
they're girlfriends
Bro
We got balatro fan art before gta 6
Bro, were not supposed to leak that
I draw balatro fanart all the time
HES NOT ON THE FUCKING UPDATE
You're gonna lose your playtest privilege 💔
You can't even write words as one sentence
Fucking imbecile
this is my most recent work
No
Just no
Nah
That's sickening to look at
If cancer was a picture:
cancer is actually a disease ☝🏾🍔
is that your cyberpunk character on the right
personally?
Always
Up
To
Infinitely
Stupid
Malarkey
Yeah this shit looks like a plague
will i be forgiven for the sins i have committed
Worse than the black plague
yeah
PEAK JOKER
what's your build
forgot
if you answer netrunner you're getting executed
im not netrunner
Rare footage of someone using oblesik
oblesik
I just have strength and cool up to max so I can just slaughter everything
im too dumb to do stealth
banner looking mighty tasty rn
those who juggle
Juggle my buns
started out as a green joker + burglar run and then i found obelisk a bit later
Are you woman? @red hamlet
no
it has it/it’s in its its an inanimate object
Rate my build
Bootstraps (+134 Mult)
Marble Joker
Burnt Joker
Burnt Joker (Negative)
Yuristorm
Supernova (+50 Mult)
High Card: Level 77
With 24 stone cards
won my first run chat 😎
God I hate balatro subreddit so much
as someone with autism, this is so real
Another week another some stupid drama
Good job
YOU CAN DRAG THE BLIND LOGO
Bow do it on black deck
I have
its reddit man
If it's a woman you are calling then you say you are good woman I am good man
Fair enough
Yay my solar just died
I'm neither 
Are you a boxer?
i owe banner an apology
dude
I train jiu jitsu, my pfp is Alexander Volkanovski
I didn't actually mean it
i train genjutsu
im assigned nonbinary at birth because i was born in a test tube
Cool work bro i used to train boxing
GANG SHIT 🪖
I stopped due to school sadly
I just made a high card money stone build
Homelander was born in a test tube and he is a male
The fuck
uhhhhhhh well
Yeah you got nowhere to go now
does the boosters colors have meaning?
homelander was built wrong
I caught you redhanded
nah
on the contrary
How
Died?
im nonbinary because theres 2s in my code
💔 bro coded by chatgpt
That was black noir
what if homelander was a girl but like his character design barely changed and he just has eyelashes
I need help real quick
🤑
Homelander got killed off screen by black noir
What is that one like sketch joker that everyone thinks is really good
Cards came in today :)
brainstorm?
To do list?
solitaire
Yea I love solitaire
ME TOO
It's why I bought them lol
bro literally the horror clown 💔
Are those red bycicles?
Those are balatro cards
You have one extra discard
bala
Oh cool
I wonder how tedious it could get to try and calculate how much your hand got each round
I preordered them last year they finally ate today
ATE!!!
What did they eat
Huge
You don't really play hands In solitaire
I am starving
No
Oh whoops I meant arrived
I want a whole chicken for a snack

