#🎙・server-chat
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Okay that was fun
i cant wait to share my new cracked seed
uh, yes
nah
idrk
-1 hand size is too big of a hit a that stage
nah
its ante 1
once your deck is hella fixed so you're guaranteed to get all your kings/queens
then yeah
yea
you onlu have 2 jokers
yeah that doesnt' change anything lmfao
This run went crazy
you’ll just find another ecto later
What a shop.
Stencil my beloved
this is my first stencil run
im being blessed wtf
I think I take both chad and brainstorm riht?
Brainstorm here is bait tho
ill listen to this i hopefully win the ante
good luck my brother
also hanging chad would be good
and I copy the chad now, for lucky card retriggers
Chad is better yea
nvm i didnt read his description
huh
ok well i got that negative on triboulet before reading chat but i have 9 kings already
(edited)
LOL
THIS GAME LOVES ME TODAY
nvm it was trib and i have like 4 hand size
What is every type of build
good to replace?
IT'S NOT VIOLENT VESSEL HELL YEAH BLACK DECK BLACK STAKE BEATEN
black deck can s my black -
@fringe pine im screwed
STOP POSTING ABOUT
IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS IN TIKTOK SEND ME
ON DISCORD ITS
! I was in a server, right? And ALL if the channels are just
! I showed my spectral pack to my girlfriend, “hey babe, when the JOKER is RARE” I LOOKED AT A COUPON, THATS A BIT
! AHHHHH
the CIA uses black deck as a form of torture
dont sweat it, bro
you can always go again
i thought u were going to tell me a sloution but ok 🥲
yeah, I thought that would happen
i never defeat ante 7
dw, I can help
😡
just dm me and I can give advice when you ask
alright
I got a Canio:
Yay
is ox always ur mos played hand
yes
where do i see it
You'll see it when you beat ante 8 and when you lose
ooo
i need red seal man
Lmao I just watched the server users' jump by almost 100
Yeah I die now. Don’t think I can’t take it further than 3.5 billion
surely you want a blueprint onto the photograph
for more score
actually no, playing glass
ah
OKAY MAYBE I DONT DIE
tips for blue stake black deck ?
Get money
photochad 🥰🥰
deck ?
do i replace anything
zodiac deck
depends on what you are playing for
whts mime doing
steel
my deck is quite ass tho
im mainly just playing flush fives cuz my high card sucks
then probably mime but idk
what hand are you playing?
if high card, I'd get rid of trib honestly
o
mate its negative
best play 🗣️
is it worth getting at all
what should I sell🗣️
erosion and holo is the best combo fr
What do I sell?
erosion and trading better
looks like none
yuh
2 BP on photo and 1 on chad
no
yeah... I am playing pairs.
not flush 5s.
lmao alr, lemme try if I can survive yet another hand
it would appear as if you are right
hmmm
til
crazy how that works
always have equal number of photo and chad
you basically want to aim for an equal number of procs and retriggers
hey chat do any of yall know if there's a bruce faulconer soundfont for fl studio or something
jimbo but he's a doll
bimbo
Chucky
Can someone help me figure out how to make jokers perfect? I either make them too strong or too weak, and also give them names that are similar to other jokers, or stats that are similar to other jokers
no 🗿
?
is it true a new gameplay update is coming to balatro or
is it gonna be a update to add like new jokers or just more card varieties like the previous
jokerinos
she burnt jokered on my high card till i pivoted to baron + mime 💔
is there a seed scouting tool that isnt https://mathisfun0.github.io/The-Soul/
cuz that one doesnt account for heiroglyph i think
I just got Even Steven and Odd Todd on the same shop, I didn't even reroll for this
Reminder to always pick up certificate
nah
because most of the time people don't get the seed they're playing on until they die or win lmfao
so it's kinda niche
@red hamlet u ever play the monilith challenge just to feel something
oh I thought it was for like
finding broken seeds
i play league for that
or something
:O
Riff raff gave me them together a few days ago
y’all where can i find a blank legendary joker template
crazy!!!
Yeahh I was like heh nice
The subreddit probably has something
indeed nice
the pain, just if it was a king of
...
Are they gay or siblings
Understood
can fool regen soul?
No
alr
It can only copy tarot and planet cards
its a spectral that just happens to show up in arcana packs
does death count toward canio?
no
like if i convert a face card into something else
only things that Destroy
dammit
finally used my reroll voucher on the heart boss lmao
just swapped riff raff, foil two pair joker for smiley and hiker and hanging chad i forgot what the other one i sold was
JUST GOT SUPERNOVA
WE WIN
Hi chicot
Thank you showman lmao
Wait
Showman makes it so that can happen
Thought it was like
It can appear even if u were holding it
i mean yean
If only it were a mega pack 
but it can also just appear multiple times at the same times
how many $ temperance give
mrrh
whoaw whart?
Welp, it was very fun while t lasted:
it's a stupid bit from #🃏・off-topic
$11, I’ve taken both clearance sale vouchers
^
Can we make a bit
Surely the invisible joker cooks here right?
wtf is that hacker ahh theme chicot?!
OHH okay im.assuming an inside joke that isnt related to me
I want to make a funny bit
are you a super fem looking twink that's basicalyl a girl but in a boy way?
Is that the but
Bit
cause otherwise i'm not even remotely interested
This is the best setup Ive had in a while
goals tbh
best case scenario: blueprint trib
bad: brainstorm
worst: dusk
how bad it could be
Goals (70% of the way there)
It was dusk lmfao
do i copy mime or baron?
also you couldn't find sock buskin?
bruh
baron for scoring i guess, then copy mime after play hand if you have gold cards
the plant getting curbstomped 4k ultra hd footage
mfw i'm an alpha male (b cups and hella thighs)
so manly
How tho
I'd copy perkeo as you leave a shop, then copy mime I think idk
Sigma*
haii
i mean it's a common sense if you have blueprint brainstorm and perkeo as perkeo is the only joker who has an effect proc as you leaves the shop
Fuck the plant
`kill all plants
men should have big tidd large breasts and squishy thighs
I had fucking blueprint, tribe, brainstorm and 2 dusks
hold up what
But the plant comes along
nevermind i won't question it
Chicot made me throw NOOOOOO
Thighhighs give a 50% skill buff in balatro
it's currently 2 am, i will sleep
NPC ahh response
totally, yeah, no
Nah
wait
how does the plant nerf you here
Reject thigh highs
TRUE
THAT IS WHAT I'M SAYING
Debuffs all face cards
i'm obviousyl a manly man, the manliest man of men
ok and did you need face cerds
i just hapen to have b cups and hella thigh
face cards
Yes?
Helal
queers try not to bring in thigh highs to every indie game challenge impossible
My entire thing was based around king and queen
why
these thighs haram
Triboulete gives 2x when king and queen are scored
blueprint, the tribe, brainstorm, dusk, and dusk
then why did you say the tribe
I'm eating one of your dusks
.
gonna play dusk while wearing thigh highs
t u r n i t o f f' d
dusk #1 indie game
No I need it
Thigh highs are just the queer npc default option at this point
i don't like autocorrect
Then turn it off
instead i have this recommendation thing on
anybody know how erosion works?
what you got against thigh highs
Erosion deck or the joker erosion?
joker
I'm in thigh highs rn 😔
based
erosion is worse if you play on abandoned deck
how does it work
Destroying cards (via hanged man tarot, and trading card/sixth sense jokers) add mult
by +4
every card below 52 (or 40 if abandoned deck) gives mult
so. destroy cards to gain mult
trading card and erosion is a funni duo
so just shorten my deck?
Balatro
yeah.
add cards to reduce mult
if they didn't make my legs look insane (big squish) i wouldn't be wearing them
ok
Leggings and leg warmers exist
i have freakishly long legs so leg warmers just look like socks
and leggings are uncomfortable
Hey there, funny running into you in a pace like this, you a fan of Balatro? I bet you haven't seen it played quite like this. This is Balatro with a whole extra dimension to play around in, hope you like it :)
real shit right here
Totally fair, seamless leggings are the play usually as far as I'm aware
littarally
Fr fr ong or something
should've specified
Uncomfortable as in way too revealing and gross feeling
Ahhh, yeah that makes sense
Am I cooked
usually people who pine over them have no fucking clue how to style them and they look horrible
yes
Yes,.,. Come to my house jimbo,.., fast!!
whaaat
We are Balatro. Ultimate Poker Solitare Game. We Challenge All Gamblers. You Cannot Beat Us. Play Your Full Houses. You cannot beat us. Even with your, joker partner? You Cannot Beat Us. Score 1 Million. You cannot beat us. Discover New Antes. You Cannot Beat Us. We Are Balatro. We Challenge All Gamblers. Yo Cannot Beat us.
My jimbo plushie comes today
True, there are good ones but most people don't style them and get the cheap crappy ones
Where to get,.,
I get my paycheck tmrw!!
Gold stake, first joker pull. Gros michel or holo perishable golden joker
Hold on
Probably golden joker for economy right?
anyone wanna coach me at balatro
Gamble
I’m starting to get close to losing. Should I sell a mime and get a dna?
you?
Shoot nvm just checked it's sold out :((
they usually just slap them on a crumpled amazon skirt and an entirely unrelated pair of shoes like sketchers
if you’re close to losing DNA wouldnt help right?
Aw sucks man
Sell everything for half joker trust
I’m running red seal kings and dna would give me extra kings
You were right
im not really sure about the ‘W’ though
Essentially I’d be going beyond what my hand size is
Uewellyn
I see, but at the cost of a mime?
hm
had to squish the l’s because not enough space
This is true
💔 bro
I see a lot of that where I live but it is what it is
i just wanna play card game
I don’t know if it’s be worth it
Wait fire deck idea
so excited for the balatro update coming 7th october 2025!
is this that ass harry potter spinoff
woah looks good
"Ebony Deck" which goes with "Ivory Deck"
thunk said late 2025 
What the FUCK
bro
hello my people
the dmc anime
LOL
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.
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Add Devil May Cry to your watch-l...
fucking
didnt get that for a second\
2000s
I KNOW\
They made isaac called bible thump, lambs in a cult, cpsurvivord
DAMN
Sbjsjsbojnkjnoincwe
LIKE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIMP BIZKIT IS THE OPENING SONG
😭
FUCKING LAST RESORT TRAILER MUSIC 😭
hey as long as its fire...
money printer
looks like u have place for obelisk
i will sell my soul for the new cyberpunk show bro
watch arcane
well that last one is on the back burner id rather wait for more content
so you can quickly forget season 2 existed
let me break it down for you mark
people say this and one of my best friends says its overhated so..
ill figure out my own opinion
is that "one of my best friends" either a lesbian or has a caitlyn pfp?
because it would explain a lot
Peak
finding gros michel at first shop is a blessing
just hope cavendish will appear..
No, just mythical creatures
If you can't handle me at my Showman you don't deserve 12 extra blueprints
nah wild rare jokers will spawn instead of blueprints
what
scaling the resolution
waw
looks like a bra
..
no matter what i do I can’t seem to get it right
one of my mods disables the scoring animation and its annoying
saturn, if you have that
disable all mods
play base
more fun
does a card in game have a w in it
me when i lie
I’m gonna copy it
i swear on my pet ant
any of these known to fw the scoring animation
ask in that modding chat
the nerds are there
modding chat is sorta the nerd table at school that most people avoid
well that a good start
BALATRO GODS LOVE ME
yes. ur welcome
@red hamlet how many hours a day are you here
I know I ain’t the person being asked. But that is genuinely kind of hard, I’d say both have their uses depending on where you find them.
I think Chicot because that is useful everywhere. Where Obelisk you might not have enough time to build up your limit before swapping.
Do I sell canio for brainstorm here?
🗿
But if it’s like, Ante 1 Obelisk that’s great. Build up a dummy hand up to Ante 4. Then pivot into soenthing else then let that mult FLY.
At least that’s how I use it. I think that once you let Obelisk start multiplying. That it’s. Go. You want to stall that out for as long as possible.
you sell scary face
Whenever I boot up discord why is ur pfp like grey or smth
Looks weird
fix your discord
But everything is a face card, and face + smiley gives a double trigger on every card due to sock and buskin
Pare = everything is face
so you can hanged man whatever and get insane canio scaling
Then if everything is face, why sell Canio
bro has THE canio combo and is throwing it out for a very tiny retrig lmfao
That would scale insanely fast
Wraith for the w
Oh, i'm so dumb. I was thinking I had to get rid of the actual face cards specifically lmao
pareidolia makes everything a face 🔥
If everything counts as face, get rid of em
The only exception would be if Canio actually named ranks in it’s description
But Canio just says Face and everything is Face so
What?
i hate this bastard
Paredolia Canio works because Canio says “Face” and not “Kings, Queens, or Jacks” is my point
woa
I thought u was yapping about it don't work
No i’m yapping abt it Working
Define satisfaction:
W
da rodaga p[ontucao
Those kind of numbers need to be achievements /silly
e300 p[ontucao
Like that 666,666 by roffle
Its a short
I play on portuguese so...
And I still dont get why it is "da rodada pontuação" instead of "pontuação da rodada"
yes
What does da rodada pontuação mean
you should google them
"Pontuação da rodada" is talking about how many points you made on the round
would this be worth to take?
Duh
no
gigachad
hand size is far far far more important than an extra joker
Maybe if it doesn’t land on steel joker
Balatro of legends?
balaleague of legends?
but if you are in super late game and you dont need many cards then you will be fine
cuz like a handsize rn is like a x9
invis would go hard if you get it
Absolutely (if you can have a showman Quick or more scoring)
Baleaugetro of Lealtro
But that depends on luck
Joker idea: When blind is selected, create a random joker. 1 in 4 chance to destroy all other jokers.
wat
Riff raff but worse
wayy worse
That's the idea
Uncommons/rares are the only upside
Uncommons not even good rare only
Maybe
i would rather get commons actually for chad
ante 16 rn
yeah go for it
yes
it should be enough unless you get super unlucky
What if there was a joker that put you into extreme debt but gave you a legendary
would work better as a voucher?
Maxxed out credit card
True actually
consumable joker isnt a thing
I meant moreso like
got the negative on the steel one, what joker should i look for ?
NOOO
Showman
A joker that, when you reach a certain amount of money, he would take it all and destroy himself to create a legendary
Or Quick scoring
if you can get showman and try going for any of main scorer duplicates
Scoring for now and later showma
Chat
I just discovered the strategy
To get all you need
It is called "he cant keep getting away with it"
You just reroll where you are not supposed to while saying "we can go one more"
*disclaimer: it might end your run
thanks!
np
how are translations
how many mistakes were there in joker descriptions
im sure after so long of community support most have been fixed
No errors at all
But some things in the entirety of the game
My game is still fucked but at least I got negative perk
bro got the quirkeo
Like this (should be inverted)
damn
this is my first time seeing negative legendary
Technically they can come in any edition
It’s just rare
Does anyone know a mod that allows zooming in on Jokers when there are too many of them?
But this run is dead anyway I was hoping for something like trib
The most ive gotten was a foil trib lol
i got a holo trib once i think
This is what it looks like
I think that you might find it in the modded chat
Im currently jaking it for ukraine
BK1EA69S
Here's that seed I was just running. I got baron and blueprint a little bit afterwards.
Hit the road reference
Idk what this is but funny
I am Currently jacking it for Scaling
Also I swear i read it as ultrakill
fun
Sure
Thank
This would have been so good if I got throwback earlier
The humble throwback getting thrown back in time to throw it back
If only hieroglyph happened 😔
KTCPFG3W
Ante 2 small blind shop
Lmao
brainstorm my beloved
i just emailed this to localthunk
If he doesn't reply im ante39ing myself
You’re becoming a nanny?
What would even be in Terraria FoJ
Windmill
Guide, EoC and WoF?
Wtf would the WoF even look like
BLACK STAKE PLAGUES ME NO LONGER
time for Blue stake (im cooked)
Let's biching go
I'll try with you buddy
Yes
you know what this build needs? some triboulet
I don’t have erratic :(
Bro I got 2 soul cards in back to back runs and they were both Canio 😭😭😭
Yummy
Ancient joker better
Oujia 9s
I also got Invis Joker and Wee joker unlocked on this run
It was THE run
W wee wee run
What’s significance does this have
Autism
Yes

Duhg
xdxd
@mighty flame what mods are you using
Is slay the spire worth trying? Is it like Balatro but a bit of fantasy Is involved?
I need a discussion
Ok
How
Haven't played it
You are burnt joker you are suspossed to know everything
Oh yes
Sad.
I am happy
I believe it has achievements on apple but not Google play schivements
Racism
GRRR
EXACTLY
I wish can be happy
They think they are better because they have a bitten apple
عربي؟
Android is so much fucking better
Persian
Speaking facts
Android wipes his ass with apple
WAIT

Lost the image of android missing on apple
Pissing
GOLD SEAL POLY ACE WHAT THE SIGMA LMAP
Android is goated
An android battery can at least last more than 5 minutes
It's crazy too
guide clothier and merchant
Yes
That’s the only correct way to do it
Also Santa Claus
I'm still trying to understand how to play Terraria's tutorial
terraria has no tutorial
Yes it does
it does
there is like a guy
that teaches you things
The guide?😭😭
(The way he teaches them is horrible)
Hello
It's literally a world with the tutorial
Please time him for one minute
No yeah I looked like half the stuff up on my first playthrough
Laugh my off
Whomst
L
🙏
I'll just play dark souls man
Hell yeah you will
I'm too lazy to search a tutorial for the tutorial
.
HUHHH?
Hell yeah i did
We got timed for a hour
Linking the fire was fire (literally)
But I ain't rlly do shit
Wait i got the rec
Me when I burn my gf to death (it’s for the greater good or smth)
balatro on gamepad is really bad
Crazy
I have you
Oh
Cool
Sold me for you
As you should
What are the odds (and evens)
Im cooked.
No I know that
First i gotta understand what you are saying
But it’s interesting how it’s both
Then i'll see
Yeah
Oh btw
My save file got corrupted
I lost all my 2 month progress
Go back in time and prevent the file from being corrupted
Unlock all
It's so easy
I am being serious bro you are not that funny
Nah
I can motivate you if you want
greeneedle
it's called balarox
yeah i agree
Swashbuckler x egg is divine
the hell
*balala
Me when
natural negative joker being decent?? (rare sighting)
that acrobat is saving your ass so hard
NEVER PUNISHED
On Roblox is crazy
that's balablox i think
Baloxtro
It's like 15 dollars bruh
And the actual game is still better
I reccomend getting it
My friend played the Roblox one, I convinced him to get the actual game tho 2 days ago
12.5 hours so far
i played the roblox one its kinda fire ngl, the blinds dont work correctly though
one time it sent me from the head straight to the boss blind then to the same ante big blind then back to the same boss blind
hello?
LMFAO
that joker is kinda mid in my opinion
its diff from the original game
still kinda sucks
i get the 'free tarot card is good"
but..
no money 😦
it just depends what you're going for
Bro
Scholar is the most common and op joker
I got like 5 poors last rn
Was crazy
the what?
In balarox
are all the cards unlocked in this game?
Yes
oh fire
It's just a shit balatrk but it's funny as hell
im only playing it cuz im at the library
Lol
they wont let me download steam
Balatro at school:
I bought it
Android or apple
more PC
evil drspectred be like
but also Android is good
on ahill]
and playuing with his toys
While his mother watched Christian broadcats
On the televison
Skip
"Your son isaac is still corrupt "
"To skibidi kill him "
I love the Polaroid and the negative song
you ruined it
Sorry
how dare you.
its ok
I play on xbox
And Edmund is a fuck fat
I will be ome back my money
Except my friend bought the game and the dlcs for me
you dont have PC?
received this game for free I want a refund
No
😦
sad
but its your brother
And I'm getting one for my bday in september
YIEPEE!
"seems J forgot to ley me out of my basement timeout again"
Your parent company is still corrupt
But you do get branded pens
man
peni-
peak 🗿
Class of 09 anyone
i know
KKKKKKKKKKK
lol
That's the context
madness is op
Could never buy it
WHAT
Balarox
thats insane
