🎙・server-chat

[frank silo]

I thought it copied to the left

[red hamlet]

rip that celestial

[fallen magnet]

Blue deck win

[red hamlet]

get a jupiter

[frank silo]

Yes

[magic crane]

can i get suggestion in seed chat about my run?

[nova spindle]

unless you are on green deck

[magic crane]

I’m not sure if i send it or try to go for 3rd blueprint

[nova spindle]

the only deck which allows for my stupid spending

[red hamlet]

the deck for ADHD

[thin pilot]

btw i might do an aram u down

or u still dont wanna que

[red hamlet]

sure i guess

[thin pilot]

in aram rank doesnt matter ull have fun i think

[red hamlet]

oh shit

new card game

the hell

[thin pilot]

wut

oh

i see

[red hamlet]

why does this look so peak

[thin pilot]

wait shop is out as well

nice

[red hamlet]

bro

this is league balatro

the fuck

this is literally poker

[thin pilot]

imma try it

as well

[lavish zenith]

what the hell is that balatro with actual microtransactions

[fallow sail]

id do it tbh

[lavish zenith]

why

[fallow sail]

localthunk can have all my money

[lavish zenith]

did localthunk make it

[fallow sail]

oh i meant microtransactions in balatro

lol

[red hamlet]

bro

this rocks

more card games pls

[lavish zenith]

card game built into league

why

[thin pilot]

they do crap like this all the time

like last time with that fighting ish game

[red hamlet]

balatro taught me so well

one shotting every fight

[thin pilot]

pretty nice deck

[red hamlet]

no like deadass

would buy that card set

[thin pilot]

yeah its nice

HAHAH

boss blinds

[red hamlet]

rekt

[thin pilot]

ur rigjht btw

they kinda took idea

from balatro

[red hamlet]

well, no

it's kinda just

poker

[fallow sail]

LOL

[thin pilot]

it has shop

boss blinds

well yeah its poker hands obvi so is balatro

[red hamlet]

Balatro

[red hamlet]

has flames too lmfao

it's so peak

[fiery yew]

(repost) balatro irl

[fiery yew]

same logo to HOLY SHIT BALATRO ROBLOX

JIMBO IN RPBLOS

also my first time ever seeing antimatter

i thought it was a hoax holy poop

[agile pawn]

league balatro wtf

[steady hull]

Bro today I went to a casino and I saw they had a game that was clearly ripping off Balatro

They even had the gall to name it “Poker”, ripping off one of the previous names it had “Joker Poker” and thinking nobody would notic

[buoyant orbit]

Im gonna break something

[red hamlet]

it's actually so peak

has difficulties and you unlock extra perks by playing normal league

[thin pilot]

riot is the best company to make anything else but league good

good music good minigames semidecent shows

[red hamlet]

there's even a title you can unlock by beating demon mode

it's so peak

[thin pilot]

shit games

[red hamlet]

oh, the honor chests are out too

sick

[agile pawn]

i'm like

a little curious

[red hamlet]

it's basically slay the spire map and poker hands

[thin pilot]

yes u should download league

[red hamlet]

it even has "jokers"

(mfw the best hand is full house with faces and aces)

[agile pawn]

i do not want to

😨

[thin pilot]

u have to

[red hamlet]

fucking xddd

[agile pawn]

idk if i even can anyway

[thin pilot]

why is that

whats stopping u

[agile pawn]

idk if i'd be able to run it on linux :p

[thin pilot]

its over...

u can run league on 2 potatos

[red hamlet]

but they can't be linux potatoes

[thin pilot]

true

[agile pawn]

i mean it's just the launcher right

[red hamlet]

no

[thin pilot]

yh

[red hamlet]

you need to ahve vanguard installed

and it doesn't run on linux

[agile pawn]

oh

yeah

[red hamlet]

@thin pilot i did actually make them quit

i didn't want to give them smolder

[thin pilot]

nice

[stiff aspen]

big number go up

[red hamlet]

@thin pilot sad part is i can't finish the gamemode without actually playing league

cause you need to unlock extra seals and you only get them from the actual gam

might actuallyh ave to play arena 😔

[nova spindle]

nothing better than shop 1 nana

[lavish zenith]

killer joker from mars
rare
earth cards are destroyed when used
gain x0.5 mult each time an earth card is destroyed

[thin pilot]

shi

[gloomy juniper]

Red VS Blue: Seals

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatro-fans-when-fans-when-fans-when-the-balatro-fans-when-the-gif-13776819215914908080

[finite shadow]

Holy freak

[thin pilot]

Wait wat

Cant be true

[simple pasture]

double tag rare skip

[charred gate]

zamn

[thin pilot]

Cool

[weak turtle]

Whoever says you need to pivot out of chips on plasma is lying to you

[rough bison]

Rip the baseball card lmao

[red hamlet]

i'm pretty sure those people were not talking about having 5 giga scalers

[weak turtle]

Who needs mult when you have 5 runners /s

[rough bison]

Then they were shortsighted fools

[weak turtle]

This seed is kinda cracked though

[frank silo]

Should I drop half joker and go for flushes or drop the tribe and go for high card

[magic pike]

tribe would be the one to keep here imo

[red hamlet]

got more kigns yet?

[frank silo]

I havent continued playing since, was building a ridiculously large tv

[magic pike]

+20 in the middle of Xmults (baron) isn't gonna help that much (unless you have oh so few kings)

[frank silo]

But I'm back to win

[frank silo]

No

This was 1 reroll after the last screenshot

[magic pike]

what's your deck like

and hand size too

[red hamlet]

epic wratih pull

[frank silo]

Hand size is default 💀

[shy heart]

chat is this a w build ||smiley, gluttonous, duo, blueprint, trio||

[red hamlet]

chat is this peak or what /s

[frank silo]

wtf y'all r playing different games than me 😭

[red hamlet]

no, i'm just tired of the game giving me fucking standard pack on standard pack on standard pack and the only jokers i get are fucking jimbo and seance

[frank silo]

I'm thinking I drop the tribe joker

[shy heart]

[frank silo]

That's a fucking BANANA

[glad oriole]

its also gay

[red hamlet]

both

lmfao

too late broski

we saw

[lavish zenith]

i have that guy blocked what happened

[fallen magnet]

Ops I post it on the wrong channel

[red hamlet]

asked if they should get hiker or baseball

they were both 0 dollars

xdddd

[lavish zenith]

whats the sitch with their jokers

did they have slots for both

[red hamlet]

ye

[lavish zenith]

then take both how is that even a question lmao

[shy heart]

the xmults are all united again

[fallen magnet]

I'm new to the game

[frank silo]

DUDE I SOLD THE TRIBE AND FORGOT TO BUY THE ROBBER

Wait isn't this a thing

[red hamlet]

yeah but you don't really have a joker that works with it

[lavish zenith]

i dont think sock retriggers cards held in hand

nor does buskin

[frank silo]

U right

[shy heart]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[lavish zenith]

full house enjoyer detected

deploying the full house mouse

[lilac socket]

i just started playing, is this even the same game or like is this modded or sm

[shy heart]

same

[lilac socket]

bro

[loud iron]

its a mod

[lavish zenith]

i think its a texture pack

[lilac socket]

oh ok

[loud iron]

if the card looks unpixelated and too detailed its probably a mod

especially when it has rounded corners

[red hamlet]

it's a texture pack

lol

he just has a texture pack he made himself

[lavish zenith]

how are you doing chicot

[red hamlet]

tried to beat orange stake
9 runs died before ante 3 because i got no jokers or planets or anything that worked with the cards in the erratic deck
so i spawned some hsit in, did 1 round, alt f4'd and now i'm staring at she-venom

[frank silo]

R we too late for burning guy

[lavish zenith]

i'm trying to combine "full house" and "full metal jacket" into a single phrase but i cant get it to work

[fallow sail]

full metal house

[frank silo]

Anything worth sacrificing

[red hamlet]

no

[lavish zenith]

unironically swag

[red hamlet]

burnt isn't taht great for flushes

assumign your'e still playing that

[frank silo]

Im doing high card

[red hamlet]

then yeah

[frank silo]

I sold the flush

I'm thinking getting rid of mystic

[red hamlet]

you can throw out mistah summito

[frank silo]

Ahh

[lavish zenith]

a wee + even steven + walkie + hack run could go hard, actually, tbh

[frank silo]

@red hamlet 🤫🤔

Since I'm in ante 8 I think I sell burnt now?

High cards at lvl 15 now

My heart tells me yes

I did it thank you dad @red hamlet

And other dads

[red hamlet]

please don't

i can barely take care of myself

i can't take care of a kid as well 😔

[topaz umbra]

Every single parent on earth be like:

[runic vale]

finnally unlocked the joker ive been trying to get just for it to not unlock 😭

[misty gust]

I just joined and already got friend requested by a spam bot from this server 😭

[runic vale]

i should jus buy the pc version as well

[red hamlet]

classic

[runic vale]

same

[misty gust]

Melanie?

[runic vale]

amy

[twin shard]

can anyone help me refine this

[red hamlet]

damn

big rizz

[runic vale]

cant fool me, i like men 😎

[misty gust]

If you get a friend request from her please don't fall for anything she might tell you

[misty gust]

me but half the time

[red hamlet]

bro sees a woman and is scared shitless
respect

[misty gust]

Women do not talk to me

[runic vale]

still pissed that none of my things are unlocking

[frank silo]

I'll make her my bestie don't worry

[solemn elm]

haiiiiii

[red hamlet]

🏳️‍🌈 ❓

[solemn elm]

who out here nubbying they number factory

[runic vale]

anybody know how to fix my unlocking issue?

[misty gust]

🏳️‍🌈😔✊

[solemn elm]

RAISED FIST REFERENCE

[red hamlet]

did you do the run seeded

[runic vale]

mo

[red hamlet]

what joker

[runic vale]

🏳️‍🌈🐶

[red hamlet]

waow, me

[runic vale]

blood rock or whatever its called, but ive also unlocked the blue stake deck and it disnt give me it

[red hamlet]

bloodstone

[runic vale]

yeah

[red hamlet]

so what exactly do you mean you unlocked it but it didn't give it to you

[misty gust]

More than half your deck needs to be hearts in an unseeded and unmodded run

[runic vale]

for example for the deck i beat blue stake and it said i unlocked the deck and it didnt, same thing eith the bloodstone

[red hamlet]

what if my deck is only 20 cards

[runic vale]

im on mobile

[red hamlet]

so you don't have nebula deck?

[misty gust]

No idea then

[red hamlet]

my bad, plasma deck

[runic vale]

no, i unlocked it but it still says i need to beat blue stake

[red hamlet]

did you close the app after you won or something?

[runic vale]

no

[red hamlet]

yeah i can't help, mobile weirdge

[hasty bear]

hey does anyone know where i can discuss mods?

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[runic vale]

i want mods on mobile, i wanna try the cryptid mod so bad 😭

[simple pasture]

I still made a build with them, they did alright made it to ante 11

[red hamlet]

i wonder if this rule is enforced

[rough bison]

Why tf is discussing modding on mobile not allowed lmao

[red hamlet]

chances are

it's some playstore/appstore stuff

[runic vale]

ah

[rough bison]

'oh no apk cracking is evil!!!'

[red hamlet]

i mean

yeah

[rough bison]

Very likely apple store lmao

[runic vale]

🤫

[simple pond]

it was enforced one time, but there were also other factors, i.e. the person modding generally being a dick (claiming "pc modding is racist")

[runic vale]

bro what 😭

i might just buy pc version as well

[red hamlet]

so it wasn't really for that rule

[rough bison]

It's a prime time. The spring sale is on

[runic vale]

bought it

(dont tell my bank my account is -2)

[red hamlet]

could be worse

[runic vale]

fair

my brother in jimbo christ 😭 🙏

[red hamlet]

oy

what happens in #🃏・off-topic stays in #🃏・off-topic

[chrome sundial]

Can I get a Localthunk @ please I need his guidance to finish this off

PLEASE

[runic vale]

youtube exists

[red hamlet]

or

you can just kinda

do it yourself

[chrome sundial]

I need him to tell me to push

400 hours in

[red hamlet]

you really don't

[severe geode]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-talking-talk-sad-gif-3018658948522731857

[runic vale]

localthunk if you @ him:

[red hamlet]

my drugs have left the origin country, so peak

[chrome sundial]

I love fishing

[runic vale]

i love flushing

[lavish zenith]

i love fullhousing

full metal housemist

[rough bison]

New hand unlocked fish house

You can only play aces that are tapped

[lavish zenith]

full metal housemist

[vivid island]

people who like 4oak: 💀

[dull tapir]

Congratulations to our beloved balalatro

[vivid island]

speaking of 4oak, this is also a 4oak

[lavish zenith]

indie game made by single guy, living in hole, only expected three people to buy it, versus AAAA slop made by 1,000 employees coded in proprietary infinity engine with shareholders expecting quadratic exponential growth

[red hamlet]

alternatively a triple a game that's pretty ight
but it's made in shitslop inc engine so it runs like shit until people release mods to fix it

[gray moon]

OK but triboulet lore is wild

[flint copper]

Balatro is quadratic exponential growth

[lavish zenith]

i genuinely would not take a second look at any of these games besides balatro

im one of those annoying people whose elitist about indie games

[flint copper]

I know some people like 3 and 4

[red hamlet]

it's still a fucking sham that a dlc made it in

[flint copper]

But I hear you

I still have no clue what an astro bot is

[red hamlet]

it's basicalyl playstation's mario

[lavish zenith]

i would also like to point out that balatro is the game with the best name here

what the hell even is a balatro

is it a type of fruit

it does sound like it could be the name of a card game

i dont even know how to pronounce it

its perfect

[lavish zenith]

one day im gonna make an indie game and im not gonna be naming it fucking "legend of legacy: darkest sins reborn" i'll tell you that much

im gonna name it XXXXX ZZZQZ

[red hamlet]

when i make a game i'll call it Lumpy Dumpy Bumpy Reincarnated

[lavish zenith]

"elden ring: shadow of the edrtree" my brother in christ that is going in one ear and taking the express maglev out the other

[dusk wasp]

my boyfriends wants to get us matching Balatro mugs, how do I respond to this?

[lavish zenith]

marriage

[charred gate]

calcification

[dusk wasp]

optimal response, thank you

[runic vale]

hiw would they match?

[dusk wasp]

he didn't elaborate but I think he just means two of the same

[red hamlet]

one blueprint, one brainstorm

no wait

that's for when it wont' work out

baron mime

obv

[lavish zenith]

one blueprint one brainstorm would be perfect wdym

[runic vale]

oh neat

[red hamlet]

it won't

[dusk wasp]

my blueprint and brainstorm make yuri

[red hamlet]

Having them together leads to nothing, complete disaster

[dusk wasp]

they work together

[red hamlet]

One of them always ends up with someone else

[runic vale]

Jimbo and banana

[lavish zenith]

thats assuming you dont have a silly joker somewhere

[red hamlet]

bestie

you never want blue and brain copying each other

[lavish zenith]

what

[red hamlet]

😔

[lavish zenith]

what if i want blue to copy what brain is copying

[red hamlet]

the nbrain is with someone else

whiel blue is getting cucked

[lavish zenith]

thats stupid

consider this

the universe is full of things

[red hamlet]

baron is with blue
brain is just admiring blue, alone

[lavish zenith]

some of thosethings are funny enuogh to be considered jokers

the thing to the left in the observable universe

is copied by brainstorm mug

[runic vale]

What poker hand name coild i put furry into for a funny nick

[red hamlet]

they can never be together or you lose big time 😔

[lavish zenith]

and the blueprint mug shares in that cosmic alignment

perhaps it is a silly looking alien

perhaps it is a constellation that looks like a penis

the stars are brought into your house

the cosmos is unified

and the unity is shared

and you can like. pour coffee in them

or tea

[red hamlet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/op8FPaITleM?si=_oNrHp_UvpxLOfYo

[runic vale]

:3

[lavish zenith]

why are you allowed to say this but im not

wait im bypassing rules

[red hamlet]

huh

you can't say the action
but you can say someone is getting action (or lack of rather)

hilarious

[lavish zenith]

so like what if triboulet, blueprint, brainstorm

and they were all in love

what then

huh

[runic vale]

Obelisk disrespect button ⬇️

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jungwon-jwonanti-junghoiic-biuevibe-seek-help-gif-23989117

[lavish zenith]

i think obelisk gets a bad rap but i understand the hatred

[marsh ivy]

obelisk is annoying

[runic vale]

its so buggy as well, cause it (at least for me) resets with multiple different habds

[bleak moss]

Invis

[lavish zenith]

thats what its supposed to do im pretty sure

most played hand includes ties

[runic vale]

No i mean like it reset with high card and flush

[lavish zenith]

if high card is your most played hand when you play it, it will reset

[lavish zenith]

if flush is your most played hand when you play it, it will reset

[lavish zenith]

have you ever considered all three of them are in love

[red hamlet]

i don't know how to tell you this

but it resets based on highest played hand

so fi you ahve 2 hand that are highest played

it'll reset from either

[runic vale]

Whatever

[lavish zenith]

install your darned yuri jokers mod you'll see

[red hamlet]

if you but blueprint and brainstorm so they copy each other, you're throwing

it's doomed yuri

[lavish zenith]

its not doomed yuri its a polycule

[red hamlet]

polycule where someone is constantly left out

[lavish zenith]

noone is left out!

[red hamlet]

never heard of that before

[lavish zenith]

blueprint copy brainstorm, brainstorm is copied by blueprint, brainstorm copies trib, trib is copied by brainstorm

[red hamlet]

blueprint on brainstorm
brainstorm on blueprint
they're nto doing anything

the moment any of those two copy something else, it's doomed

and if they copy each other, nothing happens

but game over

[lavish zenith]

you assume that a joker copying another joker is a one way interaction of love

you are mistaken, good fellow

mistaken!

i am afraid we will be boiling you

[tranquil gale]

will gameever update

[lavish zenith]

get in

[tranquil gale]

pota gold

[lavish zenith]

yeah

gold

[tranquil gale]

will game ever update

[red hamlet]

probably

[lavish zenith]

yeah they're gonna add a new joker

[tranquil gale]

like new contant

[lavish zenith]

its called fuck

+10 mult

[tranquil gale]

oh

[lavish zenith]

and +20 chips

if you play a six of a kind

[tranquil gale]

6 of a kind?

how do u even play 6 of a kind

[red hamlet]

they're trolling

[tranquil gale]

k

[icy grove]

My deck was almost rock hard ;n;

[lavish zenith]

they're also removing the discard button and replacing it with a praisecar button :3

[tranquil gale]

whats praisecar

[red hamlet]

diss car
praise car

[lavish zenith]

i fucked up the joke i was supposed to say praisecard

they're going to boil me now

i have to get in

[celest mirage]

I'll boil

[flint copper]

Nah, you were right

Because discard removes a letter as well

[wise plaza]

Of course it's perishable

[stark nova]

So Balatro wins on GDC…again

[scenic tendon]

Fcking hell
Ima go restart the game now
This is just TOO LOOONG

[proven pasture]

I cant complete an entire fucking run what the fuck am I doing wrong

[hushed herald]

Is there Balatro lore?

[proven pasture]

Yeah its goal is to fucking destroy your self esteem

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[solemn elm]

if you win with what you have, just fullskip

[scenic tendon]

The point is that is a full skip

[solemn elm]

?

[scenic tendon]

50 k retrigger joker

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[hushed herald]

Like what is the swirly thing? What are the boss blinds?

Will there be a balatro fps?

A balatro movie perhaps?

[magic swan]

take your pills

[wanton monolith]

Balatro anime 😍

[hushed herald]

I have

joker LSD

Allows me to see the future

[hushed herald]

That's basically one piece

[cloud ocean]

Guys, for the play every heart card in a single round, do they need to be scored or can i just use them alongside other like a pair of spade and i use 3 random heart cards?

[wanton monolith]

Wdym

[cloud ocean]

there is a requirement to unlock a jocker

that says play every heart card in ur deck in a round

so do the heart cards need to be scored?

[silver current]

i gotta get that one too

are you doing it with the plasma deck

[solemn elm]

no, just played.

[cloud ocean]

also if anyone knows, i converted a heart card to stone

does that need to be played too?

[cloud ocean]

aight...ty

[cloud ocean]

anaglyph deck

[silver current]

what’s the strat

[cloud ocean]

i had no plan to actually do this

[hushed herald]

What are the most useless cards in balatro?

[cloud ocean]

i use the double tag on negative jockers mostly

[solemn elm]

showman, seance, idol

3 jokers which shine in endless, but do practically nothing in ante 8

showman actually HURTS you

[hushed herald]

I don't think I've encountered those yet

Whats so bad about showman?

[tender void]

Hatsune mike

[tender void]

Higher chances to get the same jokers and stuff

[cloud ocean]

failed to do that lmao

[solemn elm]

Normally you can prevent duplicates from appearing (good)

with showman, you cant

[cloud ocean]

i was only waiting for the last heart card to come

used 3 hands and 3 discard but it didnt come 😭

[wise plaza]

The game really needs per card stats, I want to know if it's my biggest flash card

[cloud ocean]

sooooo close to getting 100% collection

[brittle axle]

Best game ever

[wise plaza]

It took me way to long to unlock all

[solemn elm]

Lemme guess; illusion is your last voucher

the tier 2 magic trick

[brittle axle]

Balatro was created on Unity?

[vale fog]

no it's planet tycoon

trust me

[solemn elm]

no.

That's an unofficial port which isn't even complete

[wise plaza]

My last joker was seeing double

[slim junco]

no on lua

[brittle axle]

Oh. I need to learn it 😀 Tnx

[wise plaza]

Lua is pretty simple, even if a bad language imho

[covert pumice]

I have a question, how can I get balatro mods for Android. Every video I watch says to download something from apkpure.. But I'm not a fool, it's definitely malware.

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[wise plaza]

If your worried about malware then it's best to avoid mods completely, every game with mods typically some malware slips in

[solemn elm]

#📜・modding-rules

[covert pumice]

Ok, I was just wondering if I need to download an APK or not

[wise plaza]

Android apps are in apk files you'll need to download some tools to extract and recreate them

[covert pumice]

Oh

Also where is the molding channel

[wise plaza]

Click it then click sdd

[covert pumice]

Oh thx

[wise plaza]

Or go to channels and roles and select them

[silver current]

so close

[vagrant bane]

I wonder if there's a Spotify song of every joker

[fading arrow]

average showman shop 😭

[plain zephyr]

Just had an Ante 10 run by almost exclusively using pairs

[robust drum]

Should i execute my friend when he LOSES the run with my poly brainstorm at ante 1 ? (He has like 50 hours of watching balatro)

[plain zephyr]

And I almost beat the boss at 106k too

not too bad for day 4 of playing

[dense thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[rapid loom]

Why

[red hamlet]

good, means it won't show up later

actual fun run

[solemn elm]

no

watching someone play doesnt mean theyre good at playing

also 50 hours isnt that much for Balatro

[red hamlet]

Should you execture your friend for losing a run with a 1.5x mult joker

no, you should execute yourself for telling him it was a smart move to take that and no other joker 🥱

[weary ermine]

I finally know what completionist, C+ and C++ are

(I just got the game on steam today)

[short merlin]

we have +chips hand jokers

we have +mult hand jokers

and we have xmult hand jokers

but for some reason

we have an xmult 4oak joker

[dense thunder]

christ

[short merlin]

and we have +c and +m 2pair jokers

but we don't have xmult 2pair or +c/+m 4oak

[red hamlet]

https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/The_Duo

[short merlin]

i said 2pair

two pair

[weary ermine]

Spare trousers

[red hamlet]

that's +mult

but it's pointless to have a 2pair ngl

[weary ermine]

oh

[red hamlet]

like what, x2 if it's 2 pair?

[valid panther]

mid

[nova spindle]

ong this tweet goes so hard

[valid panther]

always go three of a kind

[red hamlet]

full house

stan house

[valid panther]

full house is great as well

duo and flush are dogshit tier

[dense thunder]

big fan of full house and flush

[unborn briar]

I keep playing the flush a lot

[weary ermine]

The Game Awards? More like The Balatro Awards (it won in 3 categories and got beaten by this stupid 3d platformer)

[unborn briar]

doesnt require brain

[valid panther]

only acceptable flush is straight flush

[dense thunder]

true

[short merlin]

having a flush build and level 27 high card is a sign of having burnt joker

[magic swan]

man.....

[valid panther]

sell heart

[unborn briar]

goodbye hearts

[weary ermine]

burnt joker is fire (literally)

[magic swan]

which jokers should i storm

[dense thunder]

eat your heart joker

[red hamlet]

glass or constellaion, whichever higher

[robust drum]

Yap

[magic swan]

not the chad?

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

why would you

[magic swan]

fuck

you're right

[fervent canopy]

how does your black deck early game generally look because I get pulped so easily on those first two antes

I have marginally better results when I just spam jokers early on but idk

[red hamlet]

1. start a black deck run
2. rethink my life choices
3. take estrogen
4. forget black deck exists
5. play a real deck like abandoned

[valid panther]

black is 6 joker one?

[nova spindle]

black deck you just die before ante 3

[nova spindle]

and one less hand

[valid panther]

how many times have you done this loop

[fervent canopy]

shit I gotta take my estrogen I have not done a good job at that

[rough lily]

add co-op mode to balatro 🗣️ 🔥

[valid panther]

add real gambling as well

[magic swan]

holy XMult

[fervent canopy]

localthunk's will:

[red hamlet]

once after i cleared black deck white and thought about doing a red stake run

[magic swan]

im selling chad

i gotta have throwback

or should i not

[red hamlet]

did

did you sell glass joker

for card sharp

adn not chad

[valid panther]

+1 joker is such a bad addition

[magic swan]

:3

card sharp

[fervent canopy]

I'm a dumbass stupid completionist so I'm like trying to beat everything

[red hamlet]

you're not sharp are you

[fervent canopy]

I'm on blue stake rn for like, every deck

[valid panther]

struggling to get 3 decent jokers to score is already very hard

[magic swan]

IT WAS 1X

>:(

[red hamlet]

BREAK YOUR GLASSES

GOOBER

[magic swan]

i have like

2 glass

[red hamlet]

make more

break em

[valid panther]

break your glass windows

it works

[magic swan]

should i sell chad and get throwback

[rough lily]

Day 1 of asking balatro modders to add a co-op mode in balatro 🗣️ 🔥

[magic swan]

there is a multiplayer mod

[red hamlet]

red, blue, ghost, abandoned and checkered are golded for me
erratic is purple
yellow blue
ana and plasma red
everything else just white

[weary ermine]

Guys why does my mouse click have a delay?

[fervent canopy]

all before black deck i have beaten blue stake, black deck and beyond I have black stake except checkered which I have orange. all challenges beaten too except jokerless

[weary ermine]

it's like a .5 second delay and it makes things ridiculously slow

[rough lily]

multiplayer fine but imagine co-op !

talking about combined scores , larger binds , new co-op jokers , vouchers , challenges ,etc..

🗣️ 🔥 '

[magic swan]

they're working on it afaik

[rough lily]

😈 🫡

[red hamlet]

just sit on your homie's lap

same effect

[rough lily]

even bett-

[fervent canopy]

[magic swan]

SHOULD I SELL CHAD MAN

im not losing this run

this is like my 20th run in a row failing

[fervent canopy]

where tf is the brainstorm emoji

like

look at her

she's lonely

[red hamlet]

here you go

[magic swan]

bluestorm yaoi

[red hamlet]

that's baron mime

[magic swan]

there's already a couple of ship

Bluestorm
Barime
Photochad

[magic swan]

which joker should i firmly grab

before entering this blind

[fervent canopy]

FIRMLY GRASP IT

[nova spindle]

constellation

[fervent canopy]

but I'm confused wdym

[magic swan]

the blind shuffles the joker

[nova spindle]

make sure it doesn't change the position

[magic swan]

not if you grab one of them

[red hamlet]

lower speed to 0.5x

and just play a hand

[magic swan]

-# pussy

[magic swan]

sure

[red hamlet]

brother

[magic swan]

that's not HOW the game works

[red hamlet]

you're playing checkered deck

that's pussy

[magic swan]

I'm just trying to unlock plasma man...

[red hamlet]

coward

use a real deck

[magic swan]

matter of fact

[steep ridge]

leave checkered deck out of this😠

[nova spindle]

oi checkered is the best deck

[red hamlet]

white stake flushers man

[nova spindle]

first deck on which I got gold stake

[red hamlet]

do it, fuck the current run

[magic swan]

NO MAN

[steep ridge]

me when someone enjoys the game in a way that i dont (i dont even play white stake)

[fervent canopy]

chicot I do need to say I love ur pfp

[magic swan]

flusher vs the straights

[red hamlet]

straights

[fervent canopy]

homophobic game

[red hamlet]

need you to explain to me what says straight about any of this

[magic swan]

DEI

[fading arrow]

erm

what the wawa

[steep ridge]

is it stupid?

[fading arrow]

idk what i js did but i just speedran the game randomly

[red hamlet]

so peam

[magic swan]

fuck this boss man

[fading arrow]

that ones not that bad

but ggs

[finite phoenix]

Straight>>>

[magic swan]

flush

now hear me out

[zenith owl]

It ruined one of my photochad runs once I had triboulet and blueprint

[magic swan]

wtf, burglar

[zenith owl]

Hi

I steal discards and give you hands

[magic swan]

if only you're a good joker

[zenith owl]

Get rid of supernova

[magic swan]

but mult

[zenith owl]

I am

[steep ridge]

how dare you

[zenith owl]

Not worth it you will get something better

[magic swan]

tell me 1 reason why should i buy burglar

[zenith owl]

Photograph is worth

[zenith owl]

Hands

And blueprint can copy me

Giving you even more hands

[red hamlet]

more hands = more income

[zenith owl]

Hands score discards do not

[steep ridge]

burglar which one do you prefer the needle or the water

[red hamlet]

peak card for serpent naneinf funnies

[zenith owl]

Both are nothing to me

I am a chicot to them

They are afraid of me especially the needle

[finite phoenix]

Average flush enthusiast

Burgler is a peak jonkler

[zenith owl]

Full houses > flush

[magic swan]

man fuck hands

[red hamlet]

ok, now play the entier game only playing 1 hand

🙂

if you play 1 hand and don't win, you have to restart

[zenith owl]

That's too many wraiths

[red hamlet]

🗿

gamba

or green deck enjoyer

[zenith owl]

I don't like low econ

[steep ridge]

you must be playing a lot of hologram bc why are 2 and 3 above immolate

[red hamlet]

bad rng berhaps

[zenith owl]

I always get wraith if I am in negative econ or just have less than 10$

[red hamlet]

they can't all be immolates

[steep ridge]

ig

[zenith owl]

I love immolates

[steep ridge]

enjoy your hits of the road

[steep ridge]

my name is immolates

[zenith owl]

56 souls is crazy work

[red hamlet]

CHICOT SWEEP I'M AFRAID

[magic swan]

if you're asking if i like house or flush more

[steep ridge]

WHAT

[red hamlet]

i was testing stuff and didn't switch profile xdd

[steep ridge]

lmao

THE MISANDRY JOKER MOD immediate ban

[zenith owl]

Oh man if there was only a card that disabled all boss blinds

[red hamlet]

I hate men

[zenith owl]

If only

[steep ridge]

i hate people in general so we are 50% alike😊

[red hamlet]

quite far actually

boys are kewl

men are yucky yucky yuck

[past lintel]

Should ancient gone?

[zenith owl]

Men don't like you

[red hamlet]

good

stay away from me

[zenith owl]

Nah get rid of socks and buskin

[steep ridge]

how you tried... to step outside your house? gender wars in 2025 is crazy

[red hamlet]

banger first shop

[zenith owl]

Yeah

Crazy work

Imagine being mean to burglar

A burglar is a hardworking man

[steep ridge]

burglar is the reason why we are alive rn

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[red hamlet]

gender wars and then it's just me not being attracted to certain people due to valid concerns

[zenith owl]

Burglars are more important than doctors

[magic swan]

this stake sucks

[steep ridge]

you said nothing about attraction, you said you 'hate' men. lol.

[zenith owl]

I love women

Women are beautiful

Sexy even

[steep ridge]

burglar i didnt know you were freaky like that

[red hamlet]

this is so peak

[zenith owl]

Bro i am straight

I am not like our fellow chicot

[steep ridge]

orange stake😭

[red hamlet]

🥱 not my first deck

[steep ridge]

yooo this is so fricking tuff

[zenith owl]

I won't tolerate painted deck slander

[steep ridge]

black deck white staker

get better

[red hamlet]

black stake white staker

[zenith owl]

Painted deck is the reason I got invisible joker

[steep ridge]

oops

its okay i was immature at 15 too 💕

[magic swan]

checkered and plasma my beloved

i aint a pussy, im the whole cat

[true ridge]

How does one use plasma

Whats the stratagem

[zenith owl]

More like the whole woman no?

[red hamlet]

bigger value and a lot of xmults

either giga stack chip jokers or just get a lot of xmult going

[waxen trail]

Im 15 though 💔

[zenith owl]

I am 18

[brazen phoenix]

hi everyone

[waxen trail]

Hiii

[steep ridge]

early one you want to get chips and transition into mult and x mult

[zenith owl]

How did you lose it

[brazen phoenix]

it disappeared

[red hamlet]

hitting that 1/1000

[brazen phoenix]

everyone asks me this question and the ansewr is that it just happens

[zenith owl]

Losing your cavendish is like losing your manhood

[true ridge]

Does it say extinct?

[true ridge]

Or something else

[brazen phoenix]

honestly i wasn't even paying attention to it since i didn't even consider that ever happening

i was looking at the cash out screen

and then i saw something disappear and all my jokers shift over

thats pretty much the only thing that could have happened

[strong rose]

it does

"Extinct!"

[calm cypress]

amazing

[vagrant bane]

Temperance is sell value right

[brazen phoenix]

yes

[vagrant bane]

So therefor

Negative egg eternal is good

[red hamlet]

yea

[limpid gyro]

What's gonna happen if i sell the negative invisible joker?

[brazen phoenix]

if you can get temperances

[red hamlet]

you'll get a non-negative copy

[vagrant bane]

9/8

Jokers

[brazen phoenix]

itll just overload your jokers i guess

[red hamlet]

8/7

[vagrant bane]

^

[brazen phoenix]

and then you have to sell two non negative jokers if you wanna buy another joker

[red hamlet]

brian not braining

[vagrant bane]

Brian

[brazen phoenix]

brian storm

[red hamlet]

you won't believe me if i tell you it's on purpose

[brazen phoenix]

cute emote :o)

[red hamlet]

[vagrant bane]

Your bluffing

[limpid gyro]

My seed is blessed with foil

[brazen phoenix]

balatroker

[magic swan]

Brian's dead

[calm cypress]

immediately got better

[vagrant bane]

That banana

Is a pepper

[brazen phoenix]

good times

[calm cypress]

good ol' negative cavendish

[brazen phoenix]

i thought you meant you were going to ankh your jokers LOL

ankh rules

[calm cypress]

hell no I got ectoplasm and it hit very nicely

double cavendish?

I still could try

maybe seeded after would be fun

[past lintel]

Need help pls

[calm cypress]

WWS65TD6

immediately lost cause I suck

[vagrant bane]

Money

Do moon on the kings

[brazen phoenix]

uh

i'd sell sock and buskin

[vagrant bane]

NO

[red hamlet]

ancient yoker

bai bai

[vagrant bane]

Ancient Joker 100%

[brazen phoenix]

oh ok

[vagrant bane]

Sock is too good

[red hamlet]

it's gonna be trib

[brazen phoenix]

chicot upon thee

[vagrant bane]

This is balatro discord

[brazen phoenix]

balatro discord!!

[vagrant bane]

We don't hate on our favorite red legendsry

[past lintel]

Alrighttt

But i got alot of poly king wild

But no director cut

[red hamlet]

bro is gonna get hit with 1 suit debuff and it's joever

[past lintel]

Lol better than ancient

[red hamlet]

peak

[brazen phoenix]

HUGE

rtiboulet is like the best possible joker

now all you need are some blueprints

[vagrant bane]

Tribby!@!

And he wanted to sell sock

[brazen phoenix]

not my pronouns

[vagrant bane]

Chadsphotosock

Now they are

[brazen phoenix]

thanks

i thought it would have been safer to keep the ancient joker incase you were doing a flush build lawl

[vagrant bane]

7/8

Flush build

Is crazy

With that hand generated

Also isn't a flush build by how it was sorted by high card instead of suit

[vagrant bane]

Btw sorry

it wasn't shown

[plucky fjord]

y'all I made shoot the moon good 😇

[limpid gyro]

Got blueprint from the invisible joker

[vagrant bane]

8/7

Worth

[limpid gyro]

Fr

[vagrant bane]

Bro technically got

Double his Joker hand size

[brazen phoenix]

oh yeah true

my bad i will add them

added now 👍

[vagrant bane]

Your pronouns are Los/angeles

[red hamlet]

oh you're into pronouns huh?

well, let me she/them ti-

[vagrant bane]

Lmao

Bitties

[cold lichen]

I got 3 times the 20$ on two Lucky cards

[vagrant bane]

What challenge deck is that

[cold lichen]

The one where u have - 1 hand size per 5$ u have

[vagrant bane]

Can you lose by being rich

[noble wagon]

suffering from success

[leaden sky]

They need to remove the pillar ante, it's way too punishing

[cold lichen]

Yes im conquest

[ancient harness]

Sadly. It is true

[leaden sky]

plz just reove the pillar, the ante is anti fun

[round garnet]

well early game when you're using flushes yeah the pillar can be pretty bad

[red hamlet]

just skip 4head

[limber moth]

It's the pillar dawg

[red hamlet]

free shop + poly card

[leaden sky]

another 1

[round garnet]

do u think its a good play to take the voucher with 3 "scaling jokers" like this

[limber moth]

Are you restarting runs just because you got the pillar

[brazen phoenix]

if you wanna count egg you could count egg too

[limber moth]

Eg

[round garnet]

egg is alr

[leaden sky]

yes

[round garnet]

gonna get replaced soon for more chips or xmult

[limber moth]

Lmao

[round garnet]

rip egg

[red hamlet]

tbf ante 1 pillari s annoying as shit and can kills runs lmfao

[round garnet]

imagine doing winstreaks

[real sparrow]

Oh no… NOT MY +33 CHIPS!!!

[red hamlet]

in ante 1 that's a lot lmfao

[round garnet]

!!!!!!!

due to having trading card i only have 4 face cards left and this canio is kinda cooked

[finite river]

I’ve used more soul cards than star or tower lol

[round garnet]

bruh

[finite river]

I’ve used 25 soul cards in total and only like 15 start and 13 tower I think

Star*

[brazen phoenix]

what about the other ones

sun/moon/world

[finite river]

Wha

[round garnet]

i lean towards high card and slapping a stone card in there is not bad

[brazen phoenix]

those are the other ones that change 3 cards suit

[finite river]

Oh yeah uh I think I’ve used sun most probs like 50-60 times or something and then world? (The spade one) like 40 ish and club probs only like early 30s

[pine monolith]

Anyone else just received their mail?

[round garnet]

i just hung 2 debuffed face cards, and they didnt count into canio 😭

[magic swan]

if only oa6 is here

[weary ermine]

not enough money for the polychrome baron on first ante

[slim junco]

sadge

[turbid ermine]

3 legendaries, I can’t even get one

[weary ermine]

how the hell you get 180 cards

[slim junco]

used to have dna + look at top right :)

[magic swan]

I GOT PLASMA DECK FINALLY

[slim junco]

nice

[fervent canopy]

black deck blue stake feels kind of cruel in the early game having only 3 hands and 2 discards to start this sucks

[weary ermine]

ah yes, 135 kings

[round garnet]

weakest delayed gratification

[finite river]

You got a couple hearts

[turbid ermine]

I’ve been wondering why is heart the suit chosen for the coping all the time?

[weary ermine]

how do y'all get so lucky

[visual nexus]

photochaaaaaaaaddddddd

[slim junco]

i dont know if i sell a p for baron or not

[weary ermine]

oh come on I used all my discards and got a royal flush

why is brainstorm so hard to get

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/801309853116923924.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[brazen phoenix]

if you really want it you could do a deckfixing build

[weary ermine]

at least I got royale

lucky again

[lapis latch]

Abstract is cooking trust

Frfr

Abstract carry

[lapis latch]

Thats quite the weird joker line up

[visual nexus]

i swear its doing smth

100%

[weary ermine]

my brain doesn't storm, that's why

[lapis latch]

No gold or steel for mime

Playing a straight flush while having card sharp?????

Two useless joker

Insane

[round garnet]

bru the target chip is 3k he doesnt need it yet