i wrote it pretty blatantly wrong though
#🎙・server-chat
cedar glade
timid geyser
how do you even use loyalty card without burglar
cedar glade
how do you even use loyalty card without burglar
you dont take it
red hamlet
(it's really annoying to play with, but ideally you have enough hands to proc it every round. Otherwise trash tier)
wide trail
how do you even use loyalty card without burglar
Loyalty was the perishable joker preview 🤣
timid geyser
i never had a build with loyalty card, imo its one of the worse jokers
wide trail
(it's really annoying to play with, but ideally you have enough hands to proc it...
For 5 rounds, yes, then it's gone.
cedar glade
ive gotten two perishable blueprints in a row and i just hate orange stake so bad
red hamlet
For 5 rounds, yes, then it's gone.
Rounds have nothing to do with it
cedar glade
one in my first pack
wide trail
Rounds have nothing to do with it
You said proc it every round?
red hamlet
but ideally you have enough hands to proc it every round
wide trail
`but ideally you have enough hands to proc it every round`
Yeah, proc it every round for 5 rounds
Then it's gone
red hamlet
Why are we talking about rounds?
timid geyser
they should add a joker that adds +1 hand, that and blue deck and loyalty card becomes usable?
wide trail
Why are we talking about rounds?
Because if you proc it every round that would mean you used up 1 of the 5 uses
And 5 times means you use it up and it's gone
red hamlet
are you misunderstanding how it works or
wide trail
are you misunderstanding how it works or
Idk I probably am Ig
wide trail
No
red hamlet
and then it goas back to needing 5 hands so you can get x4 on the 6th
swift sail
you are being intentionally obtuse
timid geyser
lmaoo
timid geyser
hes ragebaiting
swift sail
1 day timeout - learn to read please!
warm pike
mans was so dumb he got timed out for not reading
timid geyser
😂
spiral stirrup
dream team
timid geyser
the plant 💀
red hamlet
dream team
he is approaching
spiral stirrup
WHAT DO I DO
timid geyser
LMAOOOO
spiral stirrup
WHAT DO I DO
timid geyser
luchador
oblique isle
How come whenever I get paorielsmandishid (not spelling it) and literally every face card joker I don’t fight the plant
red hamlet
(get a luchador, boss reroll voucher or check if there's a reroll skip)
oblique isle
And whenever I do like an ace build I get the plant like ante 4 or something
red hamlet
or just swap builds
red hamlet
I haven't died to the plant in a while
spiral stirrup
someone help me
red hamlet
what's the hologram at
spiral stirrup
what's the hologram at
3x
spiral stirrup
going for flushes and lvl 3
timid geyser
you have to sell paredolia
spiral stirrup
i go for a club flush right?
timid geyser
and play flushes
red hamlet
yeah, you're not making it with debuff
swift sail
keep modded content in the modding channels please
red hamlet
jammie
timid geyser
so he needs 2 flushes
red hamlet
yup
timid geyser
might be rip
red hamlet
yup
spiral stirrup
):
red hamlet
planted fr
timid geyser
get planted on! (im sorry for your loss)
spiral stirrup
man im just tryna win a run on yellow deck so i can get ghost deck
tropic cedar
wha
zealous yew
man im just tryna win a run on yellow deck so i can get ghost deck
Real 
timid geyser
mr. stencil 🥹
primal grove
the plant 💀
red hamlet
perishable tag sucks
oblique isle
How does a joker even be perishable
red hamlet
orange stake
oblique isle
I get how they can be rental and kinda see how they can be eternal
oblique isle
orange stake
No I mean like, what happened in the creation process of the joker that they can’t be good for more than like a few days
red hamlet
oh, nothing
Jimbo just says fuck you and doesn't count it anymore
cause he's a prick
oblique isle
What the fuck!!
past harness
Wheres the mods channel or is there just none here?
red hamlet
past harness
ty
radiant bough
what happens if you take a soul card with all 5 legendaries without showman
red hamlet
get a copy anyways
spring sundial
Morphine feels so much good
radiant bough
what happens if you take a soul card with all 5 legendaries without showman
do you just get jimbo?
red hamlet
do you just get jimbo?
red hamlet
got myself 2nd try
red hamlet
would do very little in this case
red hamlet
is lusty joker worth?
also, assuming you can play 5 faces
put blueprint on sock and brainstorm on bloodstone
devout thunder
Or if they are all lucky faces, could be better to copy S&B twice for Lucky Cat scaling
finite shadow
Hello chat
@red hamlet u c+++ ?
Didn’t mean for the third one
Stupid stupid stupid!!!!
finite shadow
what happens if you take a soul card with all 5 legendaries without showman
I got a second chicot when I did this yesterday
I think
red hamlet
what is this, who turn jokers into woman
DM'd links
red hamlet
<@465568467463045150> u c+++ ?
no lmao
red hamlet
obv
autumn cobalt
DM'd links
nice
finite shadow
Well yeah. One is blueprint the other is a joker that gives 1x mult for the entire run
Kinda pointless joker imo, why make a joker that does not improve your score?
red hamlet
ikr? weirdge
wraith wharf
Kinda pointless joker imo, why make a joker that does not improve your score?
If you skip, its not useless
I like it, for me its kinda goof
red hamlet
problem is you don't want to skip
wraith wharf
Good
spiral stirrup
finite shadow
If you skip, its not useless
I know.
red hamlet
GG
red hamlet
white stake?
spiral stirrup
ima send it after the run
red hamlet
yeah GG
finite shadow
Yea it was white stake
spiral stirrup
white stake?
yeh
finite shadow
Looks fun
red hamlet
remember to juice planets
spiral stirrup
remember to juice planets
on it
wraith wharf
problem is you don't want to skip
I like skipping sometimes anyway, especially when im broke and free money
red hamlet
When you're broke, you want to play the blinds
sterile sequoia
Anybody got some silly balatro gifs
red hamlet
so you can get money
spiral stirrup
so you can get money
ill dm you after the seed is that ok?
red hamlet
what for
wraith wharf
Like the hands money tag, it usually gets me like 40 dols
spiral stirrup
with the bp and stencil
red hamlet
oh, i don't really want it
wraith wharf
Sometimes worth ino
red hamlet
i already had a run like that with a negative stencil and negative green joker + bp
finite shadow
Like the hands money tag, it usually gets me like 40 dols
I love white stake too
wraith wharf
I love white stake too
Isnt it easier to get on higher antes? You dont have the discard, so more hands played
spiral stirrup
i already had a run like that with a negative stencil and negative green joker +...
oh ok
red hamlet
on higher antes if you skip you're basicalyl dead half the timee
finite shadow
I skip on anaglyph deck to gain 8 negative jokers that I’d otherwise never use so I could get gold stickers on them. Other than that I’d probably take 1/50 skips
red hamlet
Skipping doesn't have as much value as being able to play a blind, get moeny and use a shop
unless you're on anaglyph to generate extra value
finite shadow
Isnt it easier to get on higher antes? You dont have the discard, so more hands ...
Eh, heads in the right place but not directly. You get more benefit by playing the runs, seeing the shops, scaling the jokers. Think of it like strength+money persistent over time, or money now. Over time is always better, and how you win gold stake
finite shadow
If used correctly skipping can be super beneficial, I would just say those circumstances are extremely rare
wraith wharf
Also I came here to send this
solemn elm
Also I came here to send this
we're quite aware
it was put up to pre-order in december
urban zealot
Also I came here to send this
69 b a t t e r y
frozen gust
so i finally got off of work :3
I didn't realize my Triboulet was first shop XD
It was an arcana pack
wraith wharf
69 b a t t e r y
NO NOT AGAIN
wraith wharf
we're quite aware
Really? My gosh ive been thinking about Balatro playing cards for so long without knowing they existed
66 now
Im safe
warm mica
anyone please gift me the game im in india it's very expensive
red hamlet
warm mica
or a 5 dollar gift card is enough
frozen gust
aha, there WAS a brainstorm in this run, just hidden behind some rerolls
warm mica
not my fault it's assly priced
just because we are broke niggas doesn't mean you price it in a ass way
frozen gust
yikers
warm mica
imo its fairly priced there just might be price differences
right average allowance of a college student who can't get a job without a degree
sounds fair
not nice
random cedar
right average allowance of a college student who can't get a job without a degre...
im very confused
LOL
i mean yeah
job industry generally speaking is horrid
frozen gust
I'm an idiot who forgot what Ankh actually does
red hamlet
lmfao
frozen gust
this is a seeded run but still, my god
red hamlet
Reading is not this discord's strong suit
zinc rover
I'm an *idiot* who forgot what Ankh actually does
reading the card might tell you its effect!
frozen gust
XD
red hamlet
god these matches are stressful
frozen gust
woahh, i had no idea the seed kept literally everything, including the cards you get. Thats nuts
weak cloak
red hamlet
you use Brainstorm mod to reroll into specific seeds that have a soul in 1st skip
timber sierra
@red hamlet ay ay ay i'm your little butterfly, green black and blue makes the colors in the sky
frozen gust
there we go
proven idol
guys, why would he put gold card on spades since it's on held hand and he will kinda need to play spades since he has the spade joker?
red hamlet
<@465568467463045150> ay ay ay i'm your little butterfly, green black and blue m...
do i know you
timber sierra
do i know you
i'm a person
red hamlet
guys, why would he put gold card on spades since it's on held hand and he will k...
Incentivized to get more spades
He wants more gold cards and he'll use death for it
So he's golding a spade so taht if he runs into a death, he'll make another spade that's also gold
He doesn't want other suits cause they wont' work with arrow
so he won't be holding other suits
solemn elm
guys, why would he put gold card on spades since it's on held hand and he will k...
theres no point putting it on a bad card that can only contribute by being gold
it being on a spade means pulling it is good for more than one reason
and can be used as an emergency scoring card
proven idol
so he's going to use that card and not thinking about the gold?
red hamlet
Best case - held in hand, gets money
worst case - he can play it and still get it
solemn elm
so he's going to use that card and not thinking about the gold?
if he needs to, yes
proven idol
Best case - held in hand, gets money
worst case - he can play it and still get i...
okay
that kinda makes sense
red hamlet
Ideally you have a multi purpose card
solemn elm
mhm
dense storm
guys what does retail ROW mean? I bought the game and on steam it said Balatro - retail ROW
proven idol
every blue seal, purple seal and gold card i'm not getting on the cards i want to play cause i'd think about just held in hands that openned my mind a little bit
red hamlet
Purple always goes on cards you don't want to play
i usually put it on lower value of the suit i'm going for
solemn elm
Purple always goes on cards you don't want to play
its the same logic as golds; put them on useful cards and then you can decide if you keep them or not when they turn up
proven idol
i usually put it on lower value of the suit i'm going for
if you're going for suit game, right?
rich sentinel
second day of playing balatro and im struggling to make it past ante 8 using green deck my favorite hand is two pair any siggestions for builds?
red hamlet
guys what does retail ROW mean? I bought the game and on steam it said Balatro -...
rest of world
dense storm
rest of world
ohhh okay but its the same game right?
red hamlet
red hamlet
its the same logic as golds; put them on useful cards and then you can decide if...
I need to stop talking about balatro while doing something non-balatro related cause my brain is not braining well
adhd sucks for multi tasking man
random cedar
adhd stands alatro dalatro halatro dalatro2
frozen gust
I wish there was a 'weakness' inverse to strength, where it could - 1 rank
mint perch
At last I got it working on mobile
spiral hearth
At last I got it working on mobile
?? how
mint perch
Tbh it was 5 weeks of pain 😮💨
mint perch
?? how
Idk if I am allowed here to say it
But if u do some research online u will get ur answer
red hamlet
as per #📜・modding-rules, no
random cedar
as per <#1233186865285435492>, no
i did not know this existed oops
rich sentinel
second day of playing balatro and im struggling to make it past ante 8 using gre...
could someone please help
random cedar
second day of playing balatro and im struggling to make it past ante 8 using gre...
hmmmm
okay i love two pairs so im on the same boat
frozen gust
pants
random cedar
that too
alright i cant think of his name hold on
card sharp imo
early square joker
card sharp
trousers
honestly i like to use baseball card since card sharp and trousers are uncommon so that could potentially make a 6x mult in a sense
im not sure outside of that
red hamlet
more than taht
random cedar
i mean
red hamlet
<@&1133519078540185692> scam champ
swift sail
pew pew
random cedar
more than taht
hes just a beginner though so he probably doesnt have duo or anything like that
unreal walrus
rose sorrel
baseball card is so buns 💀
red hamlet
your trolling is buns
random cedar
oh wow plasma really is broken asf
random cedar
lets all love one another this discord shit get SERIOUS!! 🔥
swift sail
rule 1 be nice
swift sail
in the rules channel https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1116390795549868093
you were forced to agree you read
random cedar
WHERE WAS THAT
swift sail
before you joined the server
random cedar
in the rules channel https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1116390795...
i searched rules in the channels & roles and only modding came up
lol
oh
it disappears after clicking it
random plover
it has been done.
red hamlet
random cedar
it has been done.
nice
limpid hatch
any mods that add vanilla faithfull jokers other than extra credit and neato
red hamlet
rose sorrel
<#1209506514763522108>
bro you are NOT a mod just give it up
harassing people in the server chat
red hamlet
I should apply just so i can personally pull the trigger
swift sail
they're literally right though
red hamlet
there's a search feature built into the threads so you can search for "vanilla"
limpid hatch
harassing people in the server chat
imma throw a hammer at you
solemn elm
harassing people in the server chat
its not harassing to tell someone to go to the right place for what theyre posting/talking about
how are you a living breathing human being
red hamlet
we can't all be nanlets
limpid hatch
how are you a living breathing human being
some people got lobotomized in a past life and it still effects them don't be insensitive
red hamlet
big L on the reincarnation lottery
rose sorrel
just let the mods do their job lil bro
solemn elm
just let the mods do their job lil bro
they already did 😭 vonne said that chicot's right lol
red hamlet
mods aren't here to personally guide peolpe around the server
swift sail
nah
red hamlet
they're here to moderate
random cedar
yo he was actually chiefing that wth 😭
swift sail
no im a hater for the 24h timeout you got
red hamlet
yo he was actually chiefing that wth 😭
probably all leaf
strong prairie
lmao
swift sail
zero patience for new people stirring up shit sorry folks
random cedar
probably all leaf
probably
tawny pasture
vonns cookin, love to see it
rose sorrel
glazing
red hamlet
vonnegutting people
strong prairie
I respect the instant smack down lmao
swift sail
hello murph
random cedar
man this balatro discord shit get serious!! 🔥
random cedar
man this balatro discord shit get serious!! 🔥
im joking
split cove
1.5^59 💀
random cedar
i dont get the question mark but i am joking
red hamlet
banger
vague fractal
Hi , I am new to the game , which channel will be the best to ask some questions?
red hamlet
here or #🕹・game-discussion
vague fractal
here or <#1156721486288126023>
Thanks
strong prairie
here or <#1156721486288126023>
^ there's also a wiki you might be able to use for some of the specific questions
rose sorrel
Hi , I am new to the game , which channel will be the best to ask some questions...
Make sure you pick the right channel no pressure
red hamlet
ignore the obvious troll
rose sorrel
ignore the obvious troll
split cove
vague fractal
So Ive been going till ante 5 and 6 , I cant proceed after that and every time I loose it resets from beginning , is there anyway to stop a blind and go back and also whats is meant by seed , copy seed and seeded run ? Im using Red Deck . Also I get notifications I unlock specific jokers but I cant use them , whats that supposed to mean then?
red hamlet
When you unlock jokers, they show up in your runs
vague fractal
When you unlock jokers, they show up in your runs
As in Shop?
red hamlet
Yup
Or from the tarot card and packs
Seed - When you win/lose it'll show you the seed. You cna enter that seed when you start a run to replay that run
tacit fossil
Just got to ante 19 with 3 tribs lol
red hamlet
It'll have the same things show up at the same times (assuming you have the same unlocks)
vague fractal
Seed - When you win/lose it'll show you the seed. You cna enter that seed when y...
As in continue from there again or just that one only?
red hamlet
You'll start again from round 1
But say you enter shop after round 1 and there's a zany joker and crazy joker
if you use that seed, the same things will show up in shop
It's a way to optimize runs, see what you could've done differently etc
vague fractal
I see
red hamlet
Or to play a run someone else played
vague fractal
Whats the best way to use Shop? Should saving money helps or its better to spend?
red hamlet
Ideally first shop gives you a decent joker so you don't need to buy more
You want to stay above 25 dollars so you always get 5 extra dollar from interest
strong prairie
always get that interest, it's just free money
vague fractal
What about Planets , Tarot, Spectral cards and vouchers?
And does skipping blind helps anyway?
vague fractal
always get that interest, it's just free money
Okay!
red hamlet
Planets are good scaling that doesn't use up joker slots
Tarot and Specral are good for fixing your decks and getting extra effects
Vouchers are just extras,. generally good to take them if you got the cash
red hamlet
And does skipping blind helps anyway?
Skipping is usually bad
You miss out on income from a blind, any scaling on jokers that scale with hands played or other effects and you don't get to use a shop
pallid sapphire
and no interest
red hamlet
You can get a really good joker unlock pretty easily by resetting until you get a Royal Flush in the first round
pallid sapphire
(that's technically income)
red hamlet
And then discard it
vague fractal
I see, thanks for the help!
red hamlet
any time, boss
vague fractal
If I loose , should I do a seeded run if a good joker appeared in the shop?
solemn elm
If I loose , should I do a seeded run if a good joker appeared in the shop?
thats up to you
shy fiber
Hi guys
red hamlet
early on it's better to just play runs without seeds so you can unlock more jokers
solemn elm
but know that you cant get unlocks or achievements from seeded runs
red hamlet
as seeded runs don't count for unlocks
But if you see a run you liked playing and want to replay it, go for it
vague fractal
Okay , then will do new runs.Thanks again!
strong prairie
good luck soldier 🫡
shy fiber
I just Stepped on this Game a week ago and i Love it so much i already have 35 Play Hours in just a week
vague fractal
Thanks!
solemn elm
<@&1133519078540185692>
swift sail
pew pew
solemn elm
:3
shy fiber
Is it dumb to allways consider to Play flush?
random plover
nah, flushes are super easy to make
worldly basin
How did u get so many hands on ante 1
red hamlet
debug mod, was just showing loyalty card
vocal umbra
How did u get so many hands on ante 1
he a big sweat
red hamlet
cause someone was misunderstanding how it works xdd
worldly basin
debug mod, was just showing loyalty card
😠
red hamlet
Is it dumb to allways consider to Play flush?
they're fairly easy to hit
fiery yew
random plover
🅱️ alala
worldly basin
Fallout ahh discord theme
fiery yew
Fallout ahh discord theme
[Locked Very Hard] ahhh
slim junco
jovial silo
i was wondering if anyone could help me figure out why my mods not working please?
jovial silo
thank you
buoyant orbit
fervent canopy
beat all decks on black stake yippeee
keen rock
red hamlet
bro has never juiced a high card
azure lion
insane pb!!
stiff hull
Bull carries runs
primal sphinx
Yeah but is it worth to Play on just other hands
It's really hard to build enough score to beat the game on higher difficulties with flushes
Every hand has its upsides and downsides though
stiff hull
Flush scales terribly, but there’s so many good jokers for it.
frozen gust
Quick question btw, is anyone elses favorite deck Zodiac? :3
it and Erratic are my favs so far
primal sphinx
Flush scales terribly, but there’s so many good jokers for it.
There are certainly a lot of flush jokers, good is a stretch
Having the worst dedicated rare in the game does not help...
normal scarab
primal sphinx
You're gonna need some chips my friend
zenith owl
Fuck
cosmic helm
Shop really out here offering the worst combos in existence
frozen gust
XD
I kind of like Pareidolia, its an interesting joker if a little useless
finding it on my couple of abandoned deck runs was funny
brisk bone
new joker dropped
pallid sapphire
looks like showman after a rough day
red hamlet
showman when she don't show
brisk bone
Showman after going off yhe deep end
pallid sapphire
finding it on my couple of abandoned deck runs was funny
enables photochad on abandoned
lets canio scale for any card destroyed
enables midas vampire
gets your whole deck nuked by the plant so you can just give up and go home
red hamlet
Lets this lil' guy destroy your ancestry
pallid sapphire
chicot, where were you when I got violet vesseled in inflation and golden needle?
red hamlet
probably watching a league tournament
or playing league
y'all calling me useless all day then cry when a boss kills you
crazy
pallid sapphire
Excuse me, I have always been a chicot supporter
red hamlet
should've bought a director's cut
red hamlet
Excuse me, I have always been a chicot supporter
you think i keep track of who likes me and who doesn't
primal sphinx
Eternal pareidolia is very bad but very funny
pallid sapphire
just don't get planted
pallid sapphire
"face" it, you did not hit the jackpot
red hamlet
double the face, infinite shame
red hamlet
"face" it, you did not hit the jackpot
no, taht's on the 3rd
primal sphinx
just don't get planted
I'd generally be more scared of a mark
pallid sapphire
I forget, what does mark do again
primal sphinx
Flips your face cards
pallid sapphire
Oh yeah
primal sphinx
Like yeah plant is bad for photochad specifically
pallid sapphire
death for straights
red hamlet
primal sphinx
But at that point you are literally blind playing hands
pallid sapphire
Death for pairs too even, if you have extraordinarily bad luck and literally never pick up a pair when you blind select
primal sphinx
Mfw I play a level 1 royal flush instead of a level 21 duo boosted pair
red hamlet
I win every time, I'm afraid
solid furnace
Which one should I choose
solid furnace
Yes
red hamlet
Baron big pp
Dna deck fix
elfin tapir
good
primal sphinx
I win every time, I'm afraid
Go away I want to take 4 pair levels away
elfin tapir
death
elfin tapir
brisk bone
transgender Driver's license no way/silly
red hamlet
So peak
solemn elm
jeb joker
brisk bone
Balatro is peak🙏🙏
solemn elm
jen joker is trans <3
brisk bone
WOKElatro
red hamlet
Gay Flush
elfin tapir
can jeb get his license renewed
brisk bone
Ain't no way
red hamlet
can jeb get his license renewed
Who's jeb
red hamlet
And just get the harlequin pack
red hamlet
get her license renewed
cursive kernel
guys should i talk to my ex tmrw i dont knwo if i should or not
red hamlet
dont deadname her 💔
Why you tagging me
brisk bone
Which one should I choose
way too early for dna
elfin tapir
guys should i talk to my ex tmrw i dont knwo if i should or not
sir this is a silly card game discord server
red hamlet
guys should i talk to my ex tmrw i dont knwo if i should or not
Yeah
brisk bone
aw
cursive kernel
☹️
brisk bone
guys should i talk to my ex tmrw i dont knwo if i should or not
send tjem a screenshot of ur balatro rum
run
brisk bone
balatro rum 🔥🔥
brisk bone
yesss
brisk bone
guys should i drink tonight
cursive kernel
yeah water
cursive kernel
for context my ex treated me like shit but i still want her and its probably very unhealthy but she gave me a reason to live so yeah idk
pretty stuck
red hamlet
You in Europe?
cursive kernel
yeah
red hamlet
Play league with me
brisk bone
send her link t9 a balatro naninf run
red hamlet
Play league with me
It's just like being with your abusive ex but you're suffering with a friend
red hamlet
Same thing
cursive kernel
true
red hamlet
Emotional abuse is abuse
solemn elm
just very emotionally unavailable and avoidant
thats a form of abuse
cursive kernel
just not physically abusive
solemn elm
🔥
cursive kernel
i think the worst thing is that i want to help her heal 🙏
i should pray on her downfall
stray mantle
wgo said i cant di both
Too busy playing balatro to switch your focus
red hamlet
i think the worst thing is that i want to help her heal 🙏
She's absent and you want to help her?
Dog, naaaah
She fucked up, she should come to you
Not the other way round
Don't enable bad behavior
cursive kernel
true true
i want to move on tbh
but i also have the subconsious need to have her in my life
slim junco
To unlock other decks do i have to do it on normal runs and not seeded?
cursive kernel
i mean ive met her parents and like she defo got some problems from them 😭
cursive kernel
To unlock other decks do i have to do it on normal runs and not seeded?
all unlocks including jokers and vouchers have to be done in an unseeded run
slim junco
Aight ty
stray mantle
Tamale?
red hamlet
i mean ive met her parents and like she defo got some problems from them 😭
Stay away bro
stray mantle
Like the tyler the creator song
red hamlet
Life giving you signs to leave
Bro forgetting how to read
cursive kernel
i mean tbh like a big fear is that shell come back to me later on down the line
i should spend money
weak tangle
bull is like lowkey s tier
buoyant orbit
Hashtag lifegoals
midnight creek
I got a polychrome banana and that stupid thing went extinct the next round I hate this game!
Localthunk pls fix
red hamlet
L
midnight creek
how do I lose a 1 in a 1000 gamble first try!?
midnight creek
you're right, I need to go to the casino and gamble irl
gusty basin
Yeah yeah yeah
Exactly what I was trynna say
We gon split the jackpot roght
Right?
red hamlet
you're right, I need to go to the casino and gamble irl
no, bro, it means you'll lose it all first try
gusty basin
Noo it doesn't
red hamlet
you should instead just spend that money on a ticket for a babymetal concert 🙏
or give it to me
so i can go
gusty basin
Bruh
midnight creek
where's the gambling in that?
gusty basin
can you get me another polychrome banana?
Greedy 💔
red hamlet
gambling is for pussies
gusty basin
where's the gambling in that?
Exactly, she's dumb
midnight creek
chill dude lol
red hamlet
it's not a cult, i promise
midnight creek
you sure?
waxen trail
Your honor, my client states blueprint x mime
waxen trail
red hamlet
30%
gusty basin
30% for rental sticker or "a" sticker
red hamlet
🙂 it used to be -1 hand size
and orange used to make boosters cost 1 buck more per ante
gusty basin
wdym
gusty basin
🙂 it used to be -1 hand size
Imagine how hard it would be wtf
Weirdest build i had today
Walkie talkie here for moral support
brisk bone
Weirdest build i had today
walki is yhe goat
red hamlet
goofiest of all time
brisk bone
i had this run yesterday
red hamlet
fucking cop
gusty basin
i had this run yesterday
Yeah it was a good one 🫡
brisk bone
Madness was at x10.5 mult
gusty basin
Mhmm, and ecto on riff raff
brisk bone
so i had x21 mult
gusty basin
🫡
brisk bone
yesss
gusty basin
Wait my madness was at 10.5 aswell
brisk bone
all that was missing was a eternal dagger
junior oar
never look up jimbo in gif search worst mistake of my life
gusty basin
Took hiero and Petroglyph
zenith owl
Well this was a fun run
vague fractal
Guys I followed your advices and now in Ante 7 , scared too play the Boss Blind tho😭
gusty basin
Well this was a fun run
Pariedolia 👁️👁️
zenith owl
Guys I followed your advices and now in Ante 7 , scared too play the Boss Blind ...
What is the blind
zenith owl
Pariedolia 👁️👁️
Yeah i got it really late tho
red hamlet
ancient yoker?
gusty basin
Ahh my eyes
zenith owl
ancient yoker?
Nah
brisk bone
tbat looks likr brain storm
gusty basin
Lmao so it wasn't important
brisk bone
wtf is jt
red hamlet
oh, it's one of the family guys
zenith owl
It's the four of a kind joker
red hamlet
gusty basin
Ohh yeah
brisk bone
ahh
gusty basin
oh, it's one of the family guys
Smart
random plover
duo trio family order and tribe
gusty basin
🫡
zenith owl
I kept it for the negative
vague fractal
What is the blind
First hand is drawn face down
zenith owl
First hand is drawn face down
That's nothing bro
gusty basin
First hand is drawn face down
Easy throw away everything
red hamlet
cause i'm pretty sure you clear it
zenith owl
what hand were you playing
Full houses
random plover
burglar stole my discards smh 😔
zenith owl
Here is the seed btw early game just skip for the negatives
red hamlet
T4ND3E9Y
gusty basin
Skip for negatives huh
zenith owl
Yep
gusty basin
It feels so wrong
red hamlet
when does it show up, ante 2?
zenith owl
I don't remember but yeah I think so
gusty basin
Maybe you should have rerolled a bit more to make negative hit smth else 👁️👁️
cursive kernel
somehow im winning quite comfortabley
zenith owl
It was the first thing in shop
gusty basin
Ah
gusty basin
somehow im winning quite comfortabley
Hologram reveal
cursive kernel
x2
random plover
shoot the moon hologram build nice
gusty basin
Damn shoot the moon
cursive kernel
shoot the moon hologram build nice
totally accidental too 😭
zenith owl
In one of the shops you have to reroll for the eternal blueprint but I don't remember the ante
gusty basin
So beautiful
gusty basin
totally accidental too 😭
Are they poly or my eyes blurry
red hamlet
negative gg in ante 2 small blind shop
cursive kernel
Are they poly or my eyes blurry
yes
gusty basin
Nice build
gusty basin
Eternal tho, sad
cursive kernel
even though i used immolate loads of times
cursive kernel
Eternal tho, sad
yeah i accidentally took the vagabond ante 1
gusty basin
Vagabond is the only choice 🫡
random plover
i used an immolate to try and feed my canio on my last run but both face cards in hand went to the school of lucky cat
zenith owl
negative gg in ante 2 small blind shop
Don't sell you will get temprenace eventually
Trust me you need the negatives
gusty basin
Burglar why don't you show up on my black stake runs 😭
zenith owl
Burglar why don't you show up on my black stake runs 😭
You don't deserve me
gusty basin
😭 what'd i do
zenith owl
You like discards
gusty basin
Noo I don't i sure
zenith owl
Yeah you do
zenith owl
You should probably get merry andy
gusty basin
And green joker everytime
zenith owl
That fatso will help you
cursive kernel
verdant leaf vs full rack of eternal jokers 💯
zenith owl
verdant leaf vs full rack of eternal jokers 💯
Someone posted about this earlier I remember
cursive kernel
"yes i enjoy balatro" said the liar
cursive kernel
nah luckily i can sell my negative blue joker
zenith owl
I had verdant leaf show up before with invisible joker
zenith owl
past root
Extremely fun run I'm glad I finally gave vagabond a chance
zenith owl
I just realized I beat zodiac deck on green stake and black stake in the same day
cursive kernel
what is good about vagabond guys
zenith owl
I love zodiac deck
gusty basin
Vagabond is 🫡🫡🫡🫡
cursive kernel
in what way 😭
past root
what is good about vagabond guys
Your deck will be full of specialized cards
zenith owl
Extremely fun run I'm glad I finally gave vagabond a chance
What you doing with 48$?
red hamlet
what is good about vagabond guys
a lot of tarot cards
gusty basin
in what way 😭
You have to suffer with him 🫡 and learn
past root
What you doing with 48$?
Temperance 👀
cursive kernel
i got too much money
hollow ice
Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese If yes and u wanna play ping me ok
gusty basin
In the slums
zenith owl
a lot of tarot cards
Cartomancer goes brrrr
cursive kernel
Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese If yes and u wanna play ping...
no
srry
gusty basin
Cartomancer goes brrrr
Max 3 tarot per shop is ahhh
cursive kernel
skibdi twat joker >>>
zenith owl
Hallucination Is great aswell
gusty basin
I'd rather use hallucination, or 8 ball
8 ball if i have retrigger
Multiple tarot per hand played
Its great
I think we're missing smth
Oh superposition
That sht is a.ss
gusty basin
yeah
But sometimes when you have nothing..
Like on my last knees
I discard to find straight for superposition 😄 @zenith owl
heheheheheehe
zenith owl
I discard to find straight for superposition 😄 <@1281137816012853378>
Well everyone has perferences but I think it's ass honestly
cursive kernel
honeslty this run just flew by idk
gusty basin
🫡
gusty basin
honeslty this run just flew by idk
10 pairs gg
zenith owl
honeslty this run just flew by idk
You are not making ante 9
cursive kernel
You are not making ante 9
😭
untold mural
this enough for flush five?
cursive kernel
im gonna go endless to prove you wrong
cursive kernel
this enough for flush five?
tf....
gusty basin
Wtf
zenith bridge
I think you need more
zenith owl
Bro was playing before the game was created
untold mural
good idea
waxen trail
this enough for flush five?
Nah bro you need to get to naneif
cursive kernel
negative antes: get 3 chips
zenith owl
Nah bro you need to get to naneif
Balatro error 404
untold mural
Nah bro you need to get to naneif
i have yet to get nane inf in cryptid
cursive kernel
i wish vagabond would die tbh
red hamlet
big juicer
zenith owl
Is that the seed I gave you?
zenith owl
Zodiac would've been better
cursive kernel
holy fuck lois
zenith owl
You get more card options
zenith owl
so that's double your best hand
Cool
You outplayed me
But it's Def ggs ante 11 if you don't do joker fixing
cursive kernel
also who said i wasnt making ante 9
red hamlet
But it's Def ggs ante 11 if you don't do joker fixing
lol
marble hearth
chat i'm going for a flush which suit do i choose to go for
compact violet
rip run
cursive kernel
chat i'm going for a flush which suit do i choose to go for
go for at least 2 different suits
royal zenith
chat i'm going for a flush which suit do i choose to go for
diamonds
daring dawn
chat i'm going for a flush which suit do i choose to go for
check your deck for the least played suit
daring dawn
smh
royal zenith
then spades
daring dawn
balatrolawg didnt listen to me in time
marble hearth
check your deck for the least played suit
the game literally just started i had 44 cards in deck
daring dawn
yes exactly
royal zenith
chat i'm going for a flush which suit do i choose to go for
diamonds had ace and king, so assuming you’re ante 1 that has a better chance from this position of getting the 75 chips needed to hit 300
daring dawn
its simple math!
daring dawn
diamonds had ace and king, so assuming you’re ante 1 that has a better chance fr...
also this: your highest cards in a single suit (if perfectly split) should be prioritized
marble hearth
its simple math!
mate if i had 2 cards of each suit then there's an equal oppertunity that i'll get more of a suit on my next discard
for each suit
daring dawn
so the diamonds shouldve been prioritized, he's right you just got unlucky
best discard for the best chances wouldve been clubs and spades there
marble hearth
WHERE DO THE DIAMONDS COME FROM??????
daring dawn
you discarded that jack of hearts though idk why
cursive kernel
does plasma deck thingy happen before or after jokers
daring dawn
balatrolawg has never card counted in a game of texasholdem poker before
balatrolawg hasnt gambled for 20 years
royal zenith
does plasma deck thingy happen before or after jokers
after everything
cursive kernel
after everything
alr
marble hearth
you discarded that jack of hearts though idk why
because i was going for diamonds i just threw out the 5 cards next to the suit i wanted
save a little time moving the mouse
daring dawn
ya gooootta throw out the lowest cards from those hearts if you wanna maximize your draw!
red hamlet
Well you did fix your jokers so I was right
daring dawn
is that the legendary chicot
red hamlet
could've gotten higher but couldnt' get a deja vu
and my only red seal glass broek early
marble hearth
do NOT look up ghost in gifs
daring dawn
you need one of these
red hamlet
is that the legendary chicot
hey champ
daring dawn
hey champ
something moved and it wasnt my leg.... WAIT nevermind it WAS my leg.... just not the ones i stand with....
daring dawn
how does one aquire the anime text pack
its a mod probably??????
good question tho i want it
red hamlet
how does one aquire the anime text pack
sent links
red hamlet
something moved and it wasnt my leg.... WAIT nevermind it WAS my leg.... just no...
No.
marble hearth
pog straight flush
daring dawn
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
marble hearth
YES
daring dawn
GAMBLE GAMBLE
marble hearth
ALWAYS GAMBE
royal zenith
all my homies love wall of flesh tarot card
daring dawn
WOOHOO
marble hearth
all my homies love wall of flesh tarot card
another terraria fan out in the wild?
red hamlet
we love four fingy
only 4 i liek is the worlds twenty twenty four final opening ceremony ppresented by mastercard ft. Linkin park, ashnikko and more!
daring dawn
only 4 i liek is the worlds twenty twenty four final opening ceremony ppresented...
ur about to get a fifth fingy
💢
marble hearth
Six fingers when
red hamlet
worlds twenty twenty five finals opening ceremonY!!!!
can't wait
hard to top the 2024 one tho
daring dawn
Six fingers when
All straights and flushes need 6 cards to play.
thin pilot
500 per liter
daring dawn
"dont worry, im here to help!!" ahh thingy
thin pilot
Six fingers when
7 fingers
daring dawn
"you can trust me, im your friend! six fingers are better than four!" ahh nefarious thingy
marble hearth
500 fingers
marble hearth
technically a straight flush 🙏
daring dawn
technically a straight flush 🙏
gamble again and maybe you'll get polychrome!
marble hearth
rate my joker setup at ante 5
royal zenith
they should make a 3 finger joker as a gag
blueprinting 4f should do that /j
red hamlet
i finger u 500 times and we call it a day
- make sure they're an adult first
- take it to dms
- what about us :c
marble hearth
what stake?
green
daring dawn
blueprinting 4f should do that /j
4f's slower brother
thin pilot
1. make sure they're an adult first
2. take it to dms
3. what about us :c
im sorry baby
it was a joke
ur the real deal
red hamlet
our relationship is clearly a joke to you
thin pilot
well u know how i feel about chicot...
quasi quiver
it turned it back to 1 mult and i died
thin pilot
for having 27 hours in balatro i call that a win
then nvm 10/10
red hamlet
bro
thin pilot
our relationship is clearly a joke to you
im reformed
red hamlet
it turned it back to 1 mult and i died
bro is the definition of slow
daring dawn
why r u so awoo
red hamlet
im reformed
reformed, sure
thin pilot
oh my god
daring dawn
HAHAHA WHAT
thin pilot
thats not me
red hamlet
(i made him do it)
uncut ember
reformed, sure
reformed, first win of the year
daring dawn
mm makes more sense
thin pilot
reformed, first win of the year
faxxxx
daring dawn
my woman forces me to play league with her because no one else will (bad game)
quasi quiver
bro is the definition of slow
i fell asleep and i looked up my mentions in the search bar
uncut ember
reformed, sure
show kda u must
thin pilot
my woman forces me to play league with her because no one else will (bad game)
ermmmmm actually
league is good
i lied
its ass
red hamlet
show kda u must
😔 rammus wouldn't leave me alone
marble hearth
how dare you lie to us
daring dawn
dota2 feels better to me and the graphics are alot clearer
red hamlet
(enemy still blamed him at the end)
thin pilot
oh yeah
red hamlet
xdd
daring dawn
also i like how much they code for AMD graphics cards so