🎙・server-chat

[woven smelt]

Why so many double tags

[tall torrent]

Idk its worth it or not

[oak magnet]

no voucher skips

[vernal plinth]

hi, chaos chaos

[edgy lake]

Waiting for a negative tag

[random cedar]

how are you

[oak magnet]

only way i could get further was with reroll boss voucher

still happy with the run after 110 hours ill take it

[vernal plinth]

voucher tag become extinct when you need it

[oak magnet]

yep exactly

i tried delaying it so much

but no luck

[sudden isle]

bro..

[vernal plinth]

ahahah

bear with it

[oak magnet]

seed if anyone wants, definetly naneinf possible

[vernal plinth]

why are you on ante 3 with no money joker

[sudden isle]

none showed up

[vernal plinth]

hmm i see

[sudden isle]

first run of the day

[woven smelt]

Sell hologram

[sudden isle]

still wouldnt be enough

[woven smelt]

If you are lucky, in the arcana pack can appaer a emperor

Or double money

Or jokers value

[sudden isle]

i already js did that lol

unfortunately nothing

[woven smelt]

Lol

[lapis latch]

yall

[sharp compass]

Balatro is so special there's nothing similar or even rouge like wow wowzers

[lapis latch]

i fumbled the chicot start run

EA8WB61V

[vernal plinth]

that's better than having $13 blueprint with holographic on the shop while having $10

[lapis latch]

this the seed

[sudden isle]

VK82JAN2
seed if anyone wants it

[sharp compass]

Very cool but uhh
#🌱・seed-chat

Idk if I should even do this

[lapis latch]

ermmmmm actually 🤓

man get outta here mf

[lapis latch]

this you fr

[sharp compass]

No wonder everyone hates you

[lapis latch]

who tf is even this "everyone" you talking about? yo ass aint him

[sharp compass]

You know what

I'm just gonna ignore

Anyways

[lapis latch]

thank fucking god he is shutting up

[paper coyote]

j

[weak cloak]

why my game crash when I play :(

[paper coyote]

woahg

negative burnt joker looks to pretty

hehe

[sand ember]

unseeded

[wraith wharf]

I wonder why man

[paper coyote]

guh

[weak cloak]

it used to work but I left the game and came back and now it crashes

[sharp compass]

My phone screenshotted this for no reason what does it mean help

[vagrant bane]

I just had an idea for a legendary joker

1/2 chance to play the blind you skipped.

[shadow sierra]

That is a fun idea, but it would have to be 1/3 chance to stay balanced

Then again, getting an oops and a legendary isn't exactly common

[woven smelt]

How works double tag

[velvet valley]

Eat the acorn

Boom

[woven smelt]

It doubles the next tag, or doubles the next skip blind?

[velvet valley]

All fixed

[woven smelt]

You can leave the game after play 1 hand

Wifi off

Enter game again

And it rollback

😃

[velvet valley]

Or just eat the acorn

[sand ember]

@velvet valley Bean => Double Tag => +3 Hand Size (my biggest hand ever)

[woven smelt]

Help, what happens if my hand size is 0?

Its 1, but i want to sell the joker who gives me +1 hand size

[velvet valley]

Eat the bean

[sand ember]

@velvet valleyNom

[velvet valley]

You lose I think

[sudden isle]

yall think its better to do card sharp or hanging chad

i also have 56 flushes played

so supernova is valid here??

[paper coyote]

gort

https://tenor.com/view/necromancy-gif-5157321473599463596

[paper coyote]

put blueprint next to nova at first, then next to card sharp for second hand

or if you got like

a lucky card

or a gold seal

then next to hanging chad for first hand

guhh

then u win :3

cuz ur epic

[ionic remnant]

guhh

[paper coyote]

goob

[sudden isle]

got to ante 14

[ionic remnant]

i like your style

[paper coyote]

:3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1339268347853803552/togif-4.gif

[agile pawn]

game really decided to give me a second chance

[paper coyote]

guh?

blueprint look different

[uneven edge]

im BEGGING for a perkeo..

[paper coyote]

yooo is that the real tom cruise

[ionic remnant]

guh

[slow cypress]

this is fr the BEST run i had

[uneven edge]

@final delta

[final delta]

yes

[paper coyote]

what am i looking at

[uneven edge]

spawn please

don’t short out on me

[final delta]

i am here

[ionic remnant]

smeared lets the spades and diamonds joker count for every suit

stencil is giving x2 mult

[uneven edge]

wtf

[ionic remnant]

chaos is negative so no harm done

[paper coyote]

spade

[uneven edge]

not in game

[ionic remnant]

ice cream is temporary chips

faceless is negative

could help some econ i guess

[agile pawn]

space joker just activated 4 times in a row

[final delta]

bet ill be there next ante

[agile pawn]

my goat

[uneven edge]

please

[final delta]

u got it boss

[paper coyote]

mulch

[ember root]

Man I just fumbled the most fun run
with faceless joker and 7 Discards

And then boom The Water

u_u

[tardy eagle]

it was mobile's turn for a good while

[ionic remnant]

none scoring?

[ember root]

The scoring was a scaled Red Card and The Family

[ionic remnant]

and you didnt beat the water?

[ember root]

Yeah because it eats all my discards

[rugged spire]

wow

what a double tag

[ionic remnant]

was your scoring reliant on discards

seems like just econ

[ember root]

It was reliant on 4oak or 5oak

[ionic remnant]

That sucks

[ember root]

Which I could get easily with the huge amount of discards and the deck fixing

But alas

[rugged spire]

lol

invis joker gave another

wow.

what an impressive run so far

took over 3 hours of bad runs to get this

[stark bluff]

+2 gold stickers

loyalty card + arrow

[cunning rapids]

is there like. a balatro strategy guide or something (<- stuck on black deck)

[stark bluff]

black deck fucking sucks

it's so annoying

[hot nymph]

does something happen when you 100% all save files

[stark bluff]

dont think so

[hot nymph]

or profiles

😔

damn was hoping for a binding of isaac type shit

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gros-michel-michael-gif-13012339125030911492

[cunning rapids]

it is the only one i havent beaten red chip on. only one.

[hot nymph]

GROS MICHEL

[sharp compass]

Goobert

Thanks canio for holding me to ante 13

[sharp compass]

IT'S MICHE-

[hot nymph]

i love that its just french for "big mike"

or michael

[paper coyote]

yumpkin

[hot nymph]

suggestion time

[paper coyote]

guh?

[rugged spire]

600 dollars with 9 temperance still

[kind garnet]

seeded?

[rugged spire]

nope

unseeded

[cunning rapids]

im really new to this community, is it ok if i ask some stupid General Community questions

[rugged spire]

seed woul show here

if was seeded.

[shell dirge]

god i love wee joker

[kind garnet]

no its not, youll be banned

[kind garnet]

thats an awesome build, hell yeah

[rugged spire]

i hope its the naneinf run

i doubt it

but we'll see

[cunning rapids]

well this means you gotta drop the seed....

[rugged spire]

i think i have enough money

[cunning rapids]

good 2 know, thank you

[rugged spire]

ill lyk when i finish this run

[ember root]

You should play a Three of a Kind

[rugged spire]

true

[kind garnet]

you might not have the time for one

ante 9 and only 14 death cards with perkeo

only way so far that i know how to get naneinf is with perkeo+cryptid, or observatory

[agile pawn]

definitely quite the run

[rugged spire]

its looking promising

getting 4 death cards a turn

im not struggling

i have 1200 dolars

to burn so

[sour peak]

Duqnvdh

I lost a run to Ante 10

[stark furnace]

guys hop on balatro roblox

[rugged spire]

sorry what

[sour peak]

Balatroblox before GtA6🥀🥀🥀

[rugged spire]

and theres the mime

what an insane run

i dont need chad right

[sour peak]

I don’t feel great

[sour peak]

How does one achieve thousand island dressing dollars

[rugged spire]

um

i got pereko on ante 2 or 3

temperance

like 30 times

xd

[stark furnace]

sell useless baron for chad

trust me

[rugged spire]

💀

[neon eagle]

Flush house luckycat into flush five idol

[rose sorrel]

Has there been any info released about 1.1? I havent seen anything so im jw

[rugged spire]

IS THIS ENOUGH

[quasi quiver]

without that canio you'd only be making 51k per however many hands that took

this is why im much better

[agile pawn]

i made 300k per hand

[quasi quiver]

so basically only 30k without canio which is why im much better

@ionic remnant 🖕

[rose sorrel]

Trib is the worst legendary LOL

[cunning patio]

which one do i pick

[rose sorrel]

DNA

[cunning patio]

i dont get why dna is so good

[rose sorrel]

Copy good cards

its one of the best cards in the game

[cunning patio]

ok

[rose sorrel]

say you can copy a red seal glass card every round then you are set to win

[quasi quiver]

i mean if you're on abandoned deck ig?

[woven smelt]

How the fuck i bought the voucher in blank, and i have antimater

[kind garnet]

ok ive done the maths to it, it takes 14 hits of 1.5 mult to reach naneinf, or 10^308

even if youre playing a high card at level 1, you can hit naneinf with a hand and a few steel cards

is the game rigged to make mult less efficient?

[woven smelt]

🥺

[ionic remnant]

advice?

[paper coyote]

negative hand is funny though

[ionic remnant]

do i take dna?

[quasi quiver]

basically you can weed out bad cards by shifting chances around to favor better cards by making more of them

[sour peak]

Wait until bro finds out what Chicot is

[woven smelt]

Yes

[quasi quiver]

buy discount first

[paper coyote]

no take the negative fist its awesome

[quasi quiver]

also how many stones do you have

[cunning patio]

yeah i was thinking that bc i really love that joker and also it was negative

[woven smelt]

Sell stone joker

[ionic remnant]

fortune at 39
const at 4x
holo at 4.75

[kind garnet]

if youve bought antimatter and every voucher until now, its still a 1/128 chance for you yo get antimatter

[ionic remnant]

bro

[paper coyote]

just go with ur gut feeling :3

[ionic remnant]

its at like

400

[woven smelt]

What

[ionic remnant]

+425 chips on stone joker

[final delta]

hello

[paper coyote]

wawa

[ionic remnant]

hello

i dont think i'm gonna take it

[quasi quiver]

ok thats good i dont think dna is worth it atp

[paper coyote]

unga bunga

[kind garnet]

i did it incorrectly, for you to get antimatter at this stage is a 1/256 chance

[rose sorrel]

atleast chicot can get me passed the plant 😭

[quasi quiver]

past*

tbh true but theres also luchador and reroll voucher

[sour peak]

Luchador can do the same thing

[sour peak]

You know what they say about Great minds

[wraith nexus]

Great minds play Fortnite festival..

[sour peak]

Yeah actually

[wraith nexus]

Wait you might be real

[woven smelt]

They dont do nothing

[sour peak]

Im Not im actually ai generated

[agile pawn]

chicot is good but the worst out of the 5 imo

[wraith nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/star-lord-what-rage-gif-21026712

[sour peak]

Bro‘s name is literally @rose sorrel

He is NOT hiding it

[rose sorrel]

trib is for people with no deck manipulation skills

[sour peak]

Now I know that sounds bad

[sour peak]

Living up to the name ngl

[rose sorrel]

like just say you don’t use tarot cards 😭

[quasi quiver]

trib is for people who DO manipulate their deck???

[sour peak]

Me when I don’t let people play the game how they want (im wrong)

[quasi quiver]

its the most tedious one for deck manipulation

[wraith nexus]

But there’s really nothing to worry about
The animatronic characters here
Do get a bit quirky at night
But do I blame them? No!

[rose sorrel]

dies of cringe

[quasi quiver]

you literally cant even use pareidolia for trib

[boreal niche]

Hello

[wraith nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-doctor-strange-professor-x-multiverse-of-madness-gif-25661754

[boreal niche]

are we talking about legendaries

[sour peak]

Trib I think bro might be ragebait g

[rose sorrel]

white stake warriors in chat

[quasi quiver]

im the old trib, i just want to multiply mult by x2 per scored king and queen

[woven smelt]

What jokers gives more hand size?

[rose sorrel]

just build baron mime lil bro 💀

[sour peak]

The irony in @rose sorrel‘s bio is so funny

[rose sorrel]

😼

[sour peak]

He says „to each their own“ and then doesn’t let people be their own

[wraith nexus]

He’s actually paid for this

[quasi quiver]

to each their OWNED!! roasted!! badabing badatrib booyah boomshakalaka 😎

[rose sorrel]

your quote fell on the floor

[sour peak]

Now that’s hilarious

[boreal niche]

sadly this isn't xitter

[quasi quiver]

wasnt that so baduzz

[agile pawn]

troubadour, juggler

[sour peak]

That was peak

[sour peak]

No it’s German

They do that

[wraith nexus]

Lord 😭

[quasi quiver]

chat what do i take

unmodified deck currentklty

[wraith nexus]

Skip like a real gamer

[sour peak]

The duality of Man

[boreal niche]

rtb if you aren't a coward

[quasi quiver]

currently*

[boreal niche]

photograph if you are

[rose sorrel]

photograph

[boreal niche]

Also who tf takes delgrat and faceless

[rose sorrel]

better than trib

[boreal niche]

at the same time

[quasi quiver]

it was free

[quasi quiver]

real, its even got holographic

[sour peak]

That’s peak Fym

[paper coyote]

hmmmmmmmmm

mega spectrals are kinda cool

[quasi quiver]

2 blueprints uuaagh

[rose sorrel]

enough with the trib slander for now.. real gold stake warriors know that yorick is the worst legendary

[quasi quiver]

tbh i love yorick for the uniqueness but he doesn't scale fast enough to be worth it in the long long run, short-term for a few antes hes pretty good and might beat ante 8

[paper coyote]

uh oh i think i bozo this run

[kind garnet]

youre doing a steel+red seal deck

most you can possibly hold right now is a 5 hand and your hand which i assume is 12 cards

thats a total of 17 cards. you dont have mime but you have baron, so thats 22 triggers. then 3 repeats on that, which is 37 triggers

through this combination, plus ill give you +2000 chips for your other jokers, that only equals somewhere around 20^42, which is lightyears away from naneinf

[rose sorrel]

better buy reroll buddy you’re going naneinf

[cold igloo]

I DID IT
MY FIRST GOLD STAKE WIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[quasi quiver]

THATS WHY YORICK IS GOATED

he carried totally

[boreal niche]

naneinf on painted is crazy

[wraith nexus]

This is so much math for my tiny brain

[rose sorrel]

😭😭😭😭

[kind garnet]

i could be missing something though, but unless you have a fat stack of cryptid then idk if its possible

[paper coyote]

i think i might throw for content

[kind garnet]

your deck certainly isnt

[cold igloo]

HE'S THE GOAT FR FR 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[neon wren]

can take a 4th ecto though...hmm

[rose sorrel]

ectoplasm exist

[paper coyote]

AAAAA IM SO PROUD X3

[wraith nexus]

The only 4th I need is the 4th retry on through the fire and the flames on Fortnite festival

[rose sorrel]

i remember my first time playing the game

[pallid hinge]

i hate pruple stake

[kind garnet]

whats so special about gold stake

[neon wren]

it's easier than orange

[rose sorrel]

yeah just go ahead and escort yourself out 💀

[old pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[cold igloo]

Now time to find naninf

Unseeded ofc

[rose sorrel]

just go ahead and load up brainstorm bro you’re never hitting that shit

yorick users smh

[paper coyote]

buh

they used to call me johnny ace of spades back in college im gonna win

statistically

if you keep winning

you cant lose

[wraith nexus]

And they call me stinky fingers Clint in Highschool who’s the real winner

[paper coyote]

yet again i am bested at my own game

[calm cypress]

thoughts? prayers?

DL isn't online yet, also ankh won't destroy eternal jokers right?

[sweet wren]

How can people say trib is good when there are only 8 kings and queens in a deck 🤢

[quasi quiver]

ride the bus is so ass💔 +one SINGULAR mult per hand

[quasi quiver]

ankh wont, sell the license and copy big man trib

just hope you dont get the leftmost

trib is best shot but stencil also works

[calm cypress]

I feel like you may be biased here

but also this is my first chance to try to get some big boy numbers so I'll go for it

[rose sorrel]

real

trib so overrated

[rigid olive]

i hope you know if ankh copies any of your negatives it will kill your trib

[steady lagoon]

Only xMult build

[calm cypress]

that's my fear

[paper coyote]

wawa

[calm cypress]

ok i red sealed, I got shit to unlock

[steady lagoon]

Ignore droll jokers they don’t count

[quasi quiver]

once you get sock and buskin you'll see

or even just any retriggers tbh

the key is high planet card base mult and then just xMult jokers

[sweet wren]

Like how people going to be liking trib when I can take your queen and checkmate your kings

[final delta]

hello

[steady lagoon]

Oh sick

[quasi quiver]

i just got a polychrome "joker" joker

[calm cypress]

part 2, mime worth?

[warm pike]

you telling me you dont set your deck up for success

[rose sorrel]

trib users don’t know anything about deck manipulation

[calm cypress]

only 5 cards in hand, I think not worth

[steady lagoon]

I played 32 flushes, do I get supernova?

[quasi quiver]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT JUDGEMENT JUST GAVE ME BRAINSTORM

[sweet wren]

I set my deck up for WINNING! I grab my Gluttonous joker and find my clubs! easier than finding my 8 face cards!

[quasi quiver]

i was gonna say no then i realized all your xMult activates in joker order and not during hand scoring

hmm

depends on if you have enough basemult, if you have enough then no and if you really need it then yeah

[steady lagoon]

Lemme check my flushes again

Lvl 13

I think I’ll be ok without it idk

[rose sorrel]

bro has card sharp talking about “do i buy supernova” 💀

[sweet wren]

Guys check out my crazy hand!

[rose sorrel]

negative egg

[sweet wren]

The negative egg gives me an extra joker slot.... selling would be a THROW! @rose sorrel

[paper coyote]

idk bout this one mane

i should not be alive

[lost wave]

where can I find balatro mods?

[red hamlet]

#1209506514763522108 #⚙・modding-general

[lost wave]

thanks

[gloomy yoke]

one more homework assignment before balatro 🔥

[sweet wren]

https://github.com/jie65535/awesome-balatro

Also has alot of mods

[final delta]

#⚙・modding-general

[red hamlet]

🐌

[final delta]

snail

[red hamlet]

can't wait for my los ratones jacket to get here 🔥

[quasi quiver]

i wonder how many times i've seen "defeated by the plant" because of the shit ton of jokers that do stuff to face cards

sure, replace my buccaneer with happy face, "defeated by the plant"

[cedar goblet]

Not my video

[quasi quiver]

its too bad there isnt a full house rare joker

[cedar goblet]

Duo and trio

[paper coyote]

i might have bozo'd

[red hamlet]

The humble Duo and Trio:

[quasi quiver]

oh you right

[red hamlet]

🙏 PRAYING FOR MY BOYS

[quasi quiver]

i meant like specifically but that would be way too op

[red hamlet]

The Humble Pants:

[pearl halo]

is it normal for my gpu to reach 82c on this game

[red hamlet]

turn on vsync

so it caps your frames

[cedar goblet]

The fact that The Tribe only gives x2 mult makes me sad
YOU GIVE THE ORDER A x4 MULT, WHERE IS MY x5 MULT

[pearl halo]

i did

it didn't change anything

[red hamlet]

because getting a flush is braindead

getting a straight is a bit harder

[ionic urchin]

WHAT THE FUCK

[cedar goblet]

Oh wait

[cedar goblet]

Sorry yeah I got mixed up

I thought tribe was 5 of a kind

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[quasi quiver]

yup, thats my bro with benefits, bro with benefits, wife, and undivorced malewife

[red hamlet]

also like

you cna use duo, trio, family and tribe together

order is specifically only order and tribe

unless you're using 4 fingers

then you can get duo in there

[cedar goblet]

I thought tribe was 5 of a kind and order was 4 of a kind, I’m an idiot

[red hamlet]

family is 4oak

[cedar goblet]

Yeah

[quasi quiver]

i got photo on first buffoon pack, and i have 2 fools on magic deck, and i got a hanged man from shop beforehand. i know what im gonna do.

[final delta]

and yet I'm no where in sight 😔

[quasi quiver]

destroyed a ton of number cards

[pearl halo]

is there anyway i can turn it down to lower than my vsync? my vsync is 180 but if i can bring it down to like 60 to not make my gpu 82c that would be great

[quasi quiver]

lol four fingers making tons of flushes

[calm cypress]

dust off your gpu fan

[final delta]

im doing the unthinkable and organising my liked songs on Spotify

[red hamlet]

right click nvidia icon > control panel > manage 3d settings > program settings > add > go to where balatro is and select the EXE

then scroll down and change this

[quasi quiver]

four fingers makes straight flushes SO easily

[rose sorrel]

#🃏・off-topic

[final delta]

hush hush

[final delta]

that's its purpose

[red hamlet]

nah

four fingers is there to be sold

[rose sorrel]

#🕹・game-discussion

[quasi quiver]

highkey might sell this thing its not worth it

[sweet wren]

#👋・welcome

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-trans-saul-transman-gif-24241045

[final delta]

#1155929522361880636

[ionic urchin]

cant talk about off topic things here, cant talk about the game here, whats this channel for

[final delta]

Sally goodman

[ionic urchin]

saul if he was awesome

[quasi quiver]

#🎨・fan-art

[final delta]

its for anything

[red hamlet]

for throwing it back

[final delta]

#1200105253559873707

[sweet wren]

This channel is for talking about the server ONLY.

[agile pawn]

this server is very

[final delta]

#🎙・server-chat

[red hamlet]

can't wait to play league in an hour when this video from los ratones ends

[uneven edge]

mid run I should reset tbh

[sweet wren]

I love the vast variety of channels.

[ionic urchin]

which joker would you smash if you could

[final delta]

im sorry ones again

[ionic urchin]

whats los ratones

[uneven edge]

triboulet

[red hamlet]

a league team of streamers

[final delta]

madness

[sweet wren]

The entire bus.

[ionic urchin]

perkeo looks like a freak tbh

[final delta]

I am

[red hamlet]

ultra smash on this mid-riff rocking lass

[cedar goblet]

Oh you don’t mean like, smash with a hammer

I dunno

[quasi quiver]

[final delta]

HELL YEAH

[red hamlet]

also 6th sense

[quasi quiver]

L

[final delta]

what's canio look like

[ionic urchin]

goodness gracious

[quasi quiver]

long hair

[red hamlet]

i don't use the legendaries from this one but

[quasi quiver]

oh wait thats a different one

i love yorick

[final delta]

chicot all day

[ionic urchin]

canio can have it any day

[quasi quiver]

perkeo lost all charm tbh

[final delta]

:((

[quasi quiver]

canio is improved

[red hamlet]

i use these ones

[cedar goblet]

They need to make her more insane

[quasi quiver]

THAT perkeo, im saying you're better

[final delta]

YAYAYAYAY

[quasi quiver]

SEE THATS THE ONE

YEAH

THAT one did perkeo justice

[ionic urchin]

canio can still have it any day

[red hamlet]

lemme go check blue/brain from it

[final delta]

I did it chat from 554 songs to 43 songs

[ionic urchin]

i was about to ask abt them

[red hamlet]

they're alright

[ionic urchin]

burnt jimbo?

[red hamlet]

not as good as yuri bluestorm tho

[red hamlet]

burnt is aight

[final delta]

smash

[quasi quiver]

hot dog taco hamburger

[little citrus]

☹️

[little citrus]

hot dog taco hamburger

[red hamlet]

my favorite are smeared, baron and madness

[red hamlet]

fantastic work on those

[pearl halo]

thank you it worked

[quasi quiver]

ok smeared kinda good

[final delta]

Baron hell yeah

[red hamlet]

swash is a one piece reference

[cedar goblet]

Honestly madness is not really giving the feeling of madness to me

[mellow sage]

Hey guys

[ionic urchin]

wait zshow me throwback

[cedar goblet]

Hi

[red hamlet]

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Madness

it's an elden ring reference

[cedar goblet]

Oh, I should’ve got that, I love the soulsborne games

Still I prefer the original design of madness

[ionic urchin]

is balatro a better game than elden ring

[cedar goblet]

Depends on your tastes

[red hamlet]

it's a lot more put together

and more replayable

[final delta]

balatro is better then all games

[red hamlet]

elden ring fucking sucks

[ionic urchin]

@red hamlet link me the mod pls and ty

[red hamlet]

and i'm tired of pretending it doesn't

[cedar goblet]

Wow okay

[red hamlet]

No like deadass

compare it to the other souls games that they made

so many bossees
you don't see 75% of them on your average playthrough

you don't have a clear goal

they just throw you and say "fuck you, figure it out"

[quasi quiver]

ZORO

[cedar goblet]

I still like it a lot

[quasi quiver]

than*

[red hamlet]

really hope the next souls game they make isn't open world

open world isn't for souls games

[final delta]

imma hit u

[quasi quiver]

WITH ANOTHER NEGATIVE CONSUMABLE!!

[ionic urchin]

thats kind od the point of an open world

[red hamlet]

yeah and i'm saying it's kinda shit for a souls game

[final delta]

YES

[ionic urchin]

if you don't like open worlds it's okay but it is not a bad game

[red hamlet]

Doesn't help that half the weapons are just fucking awful to use without being maxed out and using 3 different incantations so it can be close to the good ones

as a sorcery user
what is the point of all these spells

when i can just use ranni hat + rellana staff + ranni moon

10% magic shred
10% buff from hat
10% buff from staff
20% buff from cold

50% higher damage than every other spell

[ionic urchin]

In the vast majority of games, most of the weapons are not op

[jovial crane]

this might be the first ever good run i'm getting (bare with me, im a beginner)

[quasi quiver]

FOUR FINGERS + SEANCE MIGHT BE GOATED?

[ionic urchin]

how tf do you type so fast 😭

[red hamlet]

doesn't help that madness is just so fucking wack for pve

since you can't inflict madness on anything that's not an npc

[last finch]

setup looks peak! id sell out of the first two before anything else

[ionic urchin]

anyways can you tell me the mods name for balatro

[last finch]

what mod is the little drop down text though?

[quasi quiver]

nvm i died

[quasi quiver]

who

[last finch]

(I play vanilla)

[last finch]

four fingers is never as useful as just fixing ur deck in the long run

[jovial crane]

JokerDisplay

[ionic urchin]

chicot

[quasi quiver]

oh

[jovial crane]

the thing is

[red hamlet]

🙏

[jovial crane]

i've never won before

so i fear i might throw this

[last finch]

oh damn whattt

[last finch]

what ante you on?

[jovial crane]

rn 4

[last finch]

oh peak you got this

[marsh ivy]

I won on a pair build lol

[last finch]

if there was vc id be down to do some coaching lol

[jovial crane]

i've been settling down on flushes

[ionic urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-jerk-fap-bust-nut-gif-20113701

[red hamlet]

if there was vc, someone would join and say a slur

[ionic urchin]

i surely would

[last finch]

bro what

its a card

[ionic urchin]

so

[red hamlet]

one of the best parts of being queer is being able to call yourself the cool slurs 🙏

[jovial crane]

fpor re

for real?

[last finch]

depending on the deck, yeah

[jovial crane]

i've been using them to get scores more easily

so far i haven't really touched the deck, 51 cards

[last finch]

hmm yeah take some tarots to fix it up

[red hamlet]

for ancient, you really want to keep those suit numbers equal

[last finch]

if you only have 1 suit doesnt it just use that

[red hamlet]

no

lmfao

[last finch]

my mate lied then

rip

[jovial crane]

it doesn't

?

[red hamlet]

ancient can hit any suit
idol can hit any card in your deck

[jovial crane]

damn i thoguht of that myself

[ionic urchin]

who up multing theyre chips

[red hamlet]

if you're all spades, it'll hit clubs if it wants to

otherwise it would be an even stronger idol

since you could just paly checkered and it'd never miss

Idol needs to only use cards in your deck otherwise it's easily the worst joker in the game xdd

[last finch]

yeah I see

[jovial crane]

help

[last finch]

uhh cryptid probably

[red hamlet]

Aura on Jack
Or trance on the 2/3

[last finch]

oh real

[red hamlet]

Or
You can crytptid a jack and start pivoting out of ancient

[final delta]

I love erratic deck

[silver lynx]

sell everything for ankh trading card

[jovial crane]

what should i listen to 😭

[red hamlet]

not the guy telling you to throw everything for a non-scoring card

[ionic urchin]

mid

[cobalt python]

im really good at this game. mr wolf is right

[last finch]

yeah i would sell ancient for another Xmult joker, fix deck and spam jupiter

[final delta]

goated

[jovial crane]

i guess i'll try the cryptid

[last finch]

nah on second thoughts

if u just wanna beat the game

not go endless

[silver lynx]

im really good at this game. mr joke nis right

[last finch]

do aura on J

[jovial crane]

polychrome

[red hamlet]

really good at the game and your best achievement is nate 8

sure man

[last finch]

PEAK

[last finch]

youre gonna beat the run I can feel it

[red hamlet]

walkie talkie run i guess

[last finch]

should probably move to #🕹・game-discussion

[jovial crane]

this gets my hands shaky for no reason XD

[last finch]

ahah i was like that at first

[final delta]

honestly go for it

[final delta]

make to ante 39

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-metal-moa-metal-moa-kikuchi-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17676592

[lavish zenith]

hello

[final delta]

hello

[red hamlet]

hey breastie

[lavish zenith]

i played the cryptid mod for the first time yesterday

there was three es in my score

[last finch]

simpleflips mutual server

[quasi quiver]

:(

[red hamlet]

i forgot to turn off boykisser cards 😔

[lavish zenith]

simpleflips swag :3

[solemn elm]

time to play dndg

[lavish zenith]

boykisser cards ,, swag

[quasi quiver]

hes gay now i made him polychrome

[red hamlet]

i didn't realize they're AI until i installed htem 😔

some of them at elast

[lavish zenith]

oh? good to know i wont get them then

[solemn elm]

:(

[quasi quiver]

man ante 0 is so easy

[lavish zenith]

whats the point of having boykisser cards if you're just gonna ai generate them

[quasi quiver]

mmm oops all 6's and hallucination in the same exact shop

[red hamlet]

i mean it fits

[lavish zenith]

wheres that connection from artist to viewer

wheres the soul

wheres the love

[ionic urchin]

t

[ionic urchin]

wait till you get to ante -1

[lavish zenith]

i wanna see the boykisser on my cards but more than that i wanna know someone drew the boykisser on them

gonna play some more cryptid now

[red hamlet]

peak 10s

[solemn elm]

what sort of bullshit 😭 PI OF CLUBS!?

DnDg is already starting off with a banger

[slim junco]

I need work to be over. I wish to play the game that makes me so angry I feel like I’m gonna die

[ionic urchin]

EL BALATREO TE LLAMA 🗣️🗣️ ATENDERIAS??🔥

[solemn sand]

Had a feeling I would win red stake with this

[red hamlet]

ayyy, fellow league player

[slim junco]

LLAMADA ENTRANTE...

Oh I was talking about this game. I don’t hate myself that much

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[round garnet]

someone give me a dollar rq

[ionic urchin]

broke ass

[round garnet]

mean 😭

[solemn sand]

@slim junco I went against the super high bid one

[timber fable]

the run is running

[ionic urchin]

where is it going

[solemn elm]

to catch the refrigerator

[red hamlet]

[timber fable]

and the chicken

[quasi quiver]

fuck da hook 🖕

😭

[red hamlet]

so peak

[quasi quiver]

chicot PLEASE kill the hook

[solemn elm]

anyone order some fast food...?

[thin pilot]

Well well well

[quasi quiver]

OK?? FUCK YOU HOOK YOU EVEN GOT RID OF MY LAST STEEL JUST TO DIG IT IN

[timber fable]

nah, its not very fast when crossing the road

[thin pilot]

Thank you for the visual

[solemn elm]

no worries

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[quasi quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatrillion-dollars-balatro-mult-gif-3744176440754753541

[thin pilot]

It it isnt my second favourite legendary

[quasi quiver]

this is why i love polychrome/negative tags

OOOOH And BLOODSTONE

OOOOOH AND THE SUN

chat i think im set

[thin pilot]

Burrito

[red hamlet]

run's over, GG

[thin pilot]

Good

[red hamlet]

league time

[thin pilot]

I cursed you

Oh god

Listen

[quasi quiver]

im signing the divorce papers

[thin pilot]

Ur tempting me

Again

[red hamlet]

we weren't even married

[thin pilot]

i mean

A lil bit of league

Never hurt no one

maybe ur right i should re download it

Wait maybe chicot isnt a bad legendary after all

[red hamlet]

we can duo

[quasi quiver]

oh you right you right it was the male one

[thin pilot]

Ur married to

Idol

Take it or leave it

I would say take it

[thin pilot]

🫨

[red hamlet]

i'll be your little support

[quasi quiver]

@ionic remnant this dude

[red hamlet]

[quasi quiver]

keep your headcanons to yourself fool...

MISCREANT!!

RABBLEROUSER!!

[thin pilot]

i wont see u all game

I play top

[red hamlet]

no it's ok

i roam

also global ult

lul

[thin pilot]

Gonna be seeing each other maybe once at 30 min

God damn im tempted to re download it

I mean a little league never hurt anyone right

I can stop whenever i want

[red hamlet]

i'm untiltable

[quasi quiver]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKIIIIIING HEEEEELLLLLLL

I HATE THE HEAD

THE HEAD, THE PLANT, THE HOOK

[thin pilot]

U hate head?

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-angry-break-gif-19098093

[quasi quiver]

YEAH

[thin pilot]

Shiii

[quasi quiver]

BLOODSTONE RUN? WITH ALL 6's?

RUINED

WITH POLY BALLOT TOO??

RUINED

like

[ionic remnant]

we're separated

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v3PxNeOGfk

[quasi quiver]

how am i supposed to

what

[red hamlet]

if you want a recap

[thin pilot]

Oh shi

Cool

Also i might actually re download league fck it

I can uninstall whenevr i want

Im not addicted

[red hamlet]

lucky for me, i drilled into my head how to spot addictions for myself

so i can actually uninstall any time

but i just dont' want to cause it's actualyl enjoyable, and i don't even play it all day

[thin pilot]

Yes indeed

[red hamlet]

2 flushes

[thin pilot]

That's the thing tho

I used to play it all day

By all day i mean

All my free time

[red hamlet]

honestly like

[thin pilot]

Down the drain

[red hamlet]

as long as you're enjoying it

[thin pilot]

I wasnt

[red hamlet]

it's not even that bad

ah

[thin pilot]

Ranked is not fun

I either int or get inted by team mates

[quasi quiver]

wrong

it was a straight and a flush

[red hamlet]

also i might legit swap to mid at some point

and play yone/hwei mid

[fathom needle]

Saw a Gamerant article explaining irl meanings of Jokers without ever playing before.

They actually think that Gros Michael is more powerful when it's obviously Cavendish

[deft sierra]

Do i take stuntman here?

[thin pilot]

Phew

[red hamlet]

you can throw out face

[thin pilot]

Idk fot me i actually dont mind when my team ints

Bur when i int

[red hamlet]

or rebate honestly

[thin pilot]

Makes me mad AF

[red hamlet]

no frrrr

[solemn elm]

what is inting

[red hamlet]

i really don't care if my teammates fuck up, shit happens

intentionally fucking up

[thin pilot]

intentionally feed

[solemn elm]

right

[red hamlet]

but usually it's not actualyl intentional

you just kinda make a mistake and get caught and killed

[thin pilot]

Yeah its never

[red hamlet]

well no, people will literally call getting outplayed inting

[thin pilot]

Yeah

[red hamlet]

like i'm sorry the other guy is just better

lmfao

[thin pilot]

Well

play safe

Meanwhile

Im hugging tower

Kissing it

[fathom needle]

So cringe tho

[thin pilot]

Actually my last game i went 0 2 0

2 months ago

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2_XRPDnvQw

[thin pilot]

I cant end my league career on a loss

[red hamlet]

just play safe

• 5man dive

[thin pilot]

This is so sad to watch

[red hamlet]

oh

you haven't seen any of my clips have oyu

[thin pilot]

[red hamlet]

watch this shit

shit's hialrious

[deft sierra]

Ok what about chad

[red hamlet]

bye bye rebate

[small glade]

yes take it and brainstorm it

[deft sierra]

Hmm but muh economy

[small glade]

and then play face cards first

[deft sierra]

I know the method

[red hamlet]

nu-uh

you brainstorm photo

[thin pilot]

Nice

[deft sierra]

True

[red hamlet]

unless you have a glass face

[small glade]

oh thats why i normally go chad left because

i tested it with glass

[quasi quiver]

because ballot gives +2 triggers, you should have more xMult jokers

think of it like a square

[red hamlet]

you litearlly have a winning combo

you don't need eco anymore

[quasi quiver]

one side is xMult, one side is Triggers

[deft sierra]

But I'm fat and greedy and I want more money

[red hamlet]

Some nerve, proudly claiming you're a fucking capitalist

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-hamster-stare-watching-you-cute-gif-17721600

[thin pilot]

We communist out here

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[thin pilot]

Ok ill do it

[red hamlet]

YESCHAMP

[thin pilot]

Imma download it

its not an addiction so its fine

[red hamlet]

do you play phys or magic champs 🙏

[thin pilot]

I play everything

[red hamlet]

mainly asking cause i really like playing senna lately so i'm awlays shredding armor

[thin pilot]

Do u also like getting oneshot by any chance

[red hamlet]

🙂

[opaque shard]

I want everyone to look through your collection and check which jokers still haven't gotten a single sticker whatsoever

[vagrant bane]

Steak n shake is so underated

[thin pilot]

The first one

[deft sierra]

Yaay i won !!

[thin pilot]

Like the most basic one

[opaque shard]

Jimbo?

[thin pilot]

Dont know his name

[deft sierra]

I finally got invisible joker

[thin pilot]

Yea i think

[opaque shard]

I go

[final delta]

bull joker is goated

[deft sierra]

Thank GAWD

[opaque shard]

I got a gold sticker on Jimbo either today or yesterday funny enough

Anyway I still haven't got a sticker on marble, sixth sense, faceless, to do list, troubadour and matador

[red hamlet]

ask this gragas

[opaque shard]

Marble is the saddest cuz it carried a run but verdant leaf

[thin pilot]

morgana one shotting in the big 2025 🙏

[quasi quiver]

i keep getting ass runs oml

i need to keep myself on ONE goal so i dont get distracted

[final delta]

real

[quasi quiver]

gonna go for clubs

[opaque shard]

I still remember the run where my main mult source were 2 holographic Jimbos

[red hamlet]

i should eat

[vagrant bane]

New joker: Medium Rare Steak: This Joker gains .50 depending how high the stake of the run is. (Starts at 1x) 1/20 to be destroyed

[thin pilot]

@red hamlet

[vagrant bane]

Rare

[thin pilot]

its over

[red hamlet]

WELCOME BACK

[thin pilot]

so cooked

ayo when did this come out

[vagrant bane]

I played leavue

Then I stopped

[thin pilot]

account is still fresh

[thin pilot]

yah same

[dusk socket]

does anyone here play the bazaar?

[opaque shard]

Bazaar?

[dusk socket]

the game

[vagrant bane]

I think he means balatro

[opaque shard]

What game are we talking about rn

[round garnet]

i raised another wee joker to 1k (i did this yesterday)

[vagrant bane]

Massive wee

[quasi quiver]

everytime my banana pops i go "NOOOOO MY BANANA" and everytime without fail i find the cavendish in the next shop

[opaque shard]

True and real

[vagrant bane]

Same

[red hamlet]

euw?

[zealous yew]

Reaall, I love that stupid banana, Disgusting Micheal

[thin pilot]

🙏

[red hamlet]

I'd be a shit therapist

[vagrant bane]

Usa

[red hamlet]

Making people relapse 24/7

[thin pilot]

RAhhhhhh

🦅

[opaque shard]

"Alright banana please don't break immediately"
🍌: 🖕
"Alright banana I need you to break soon"
🍌: 🖕

[thin pilot]

kinda wild i managed to noy play for 2 months

then u come here talking about

fckin esports

in the balatro discord

new skin type nice

[red hamlet]

yeah

it's worse than ultimates

or is that hte transcendent one

[thin pilot]

no

its the one before

[red hamlet]

ah

yeah, exalted

worse than ultimates

[quasi quiver]

ok i unlocked the clubs joker

[red hamlet]

she didn't have her hood on release

[quasi quiver]

now i need a new goal for my run

[red hamlet]

they had to patch in the hood from the splash

[thin pilot]

that skin so uglyt

[quasi quiver]

5 gold cards maybe

[thin pilot]

its basically base skin

[red hamlet]

better effects

but that's it

[thin pilot]

fairs

[vital storm]

Finally

[thin pilot]

imma play an aram to chill a lil bit

[thin pilot]

woah

[red hamlet]

leme add

[thin pilot]

nice

gimme ur

thing

[red hamlet]

Lynn#doll

[zealous yew]

Chat tell me why Balatro took over my s/o's life and now it's everywhere in mine

[red hamlet]

make them play league

lmfao

[zealous yew]

Will do

[digital quiver]

chat is this winnable

[red hamlet]

mmm idk

[thin pilot]

oh i remember

[quasi quiver]

i dont think so but maybe if you clutch

[red hamlet]

my food should be ready after htis aram

[thin pilot]

trust in bean

[red hamlet]

LMFAO

bro hasn't played in a year

and is in low prio queue

[digital quiver]

what was the bean disable bug again?

[thin pilot]

i think i afked

last game

idk

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-rick-grimes-dance-gif-8918224923257704013

[quasi quiver]

I didnt read the mouth and played a straight flush

[long oracle]

spammed reroll to get luchador for the plant. never found boss reroll voucher . 💔

[quasi quiver]

and i clutched 🫃

[uneven edge]

it’s time.