🎙・server-chat

[agile citrus]

yes

[bitter spear]

no like in all seriousness

i wanna play cryptid

[gentle summit]

Whats the mosy consistant hand for the blue deck thats actually goof

[agile citrus]

ehh, as long as there are enough people that also have downloaded it, it's prolly safe

but wouldn't bet on it

[bitter spear]

ok

[bitter spear]

wouldnt bet on in being safe or a virus

[agile citrus]

wouldn't bet on it being 100% safe

[bitter spear]

ok

[agile citrus]

I got baron

time for high card run?

[red hamlet]

the mods have to be on github so it's unlikely

and you can always just open up the lua files and look around

[bitter spear]

ok, that makes sense

[rough bison]

no all internet downloads from filehosters are MALICIOUIS!!! full of evil worm

[devout veldt]

i dont know if i should take it or not and if i should then who should i sell

[red hamlet]

honestly, i wouldn't even take it

but that's just me

[devout veldt]

it could be good but it could be chicot

[red hamlet]

best case scenario, you get another trib to replace photo

[bronze cape]

ngl i wouldnt take it

[red hamlet]

worst case scenario, it's any of the other ones and your build is weaker

[bronze cape]

only another trib or perkeo would make it better

[devout veldt]

im gonna risk it

[red hamlet]

unless you have observatory

[bronze cape]

but its a bit too late for perkeo scaling honestly

[devout veldt]

FUCK

[red hamlet]

yeah

keep it and sell it when photo comes back

[devout veldt]

I FELT THE GAMBLER HIGH AND L;FHASDKL;JFHVSUYBRAKUWGUYAES

ASKFLJHASVBREWyrvaw

fvasdf

ASDf

[red hamlet]

you're probably dead tho

[devout veldt]

yea

its fine

[desert rain]

do debuffed holographic jokers still work? EG the 10 mult?

[red hamlet]

no

debuffed cards do not provide anything
except when it's a debuffed playing card and there's a joker liek duo or trio

[devout veldt]

PHOTO IS BACK

LETS GOOOOO

THE RUN IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE

[red hamlet]

mmm

balatro, avowed or league 🤔

so much to think about

[gritty warren]

rip, had 4k to find a burgler, didnt get it

[red hamlet]

what a buffoon pack

<@&1133519078540185692> some gambling bs

[unborn maple]

next you'll say "omg pareidolia!!!"

[astral holly]

For God sake u hit e109???? Impresive

[kindred ruin]

can someone explain the reasons to pick blueprint over brainstorm like im 5? (or vice versa)

[zealous tendon]

blueprint = more flexible

[red hamlet]

blueprint can be put with another xmult at the end, where it'll do the most

brainstorm can't

[kindred ruin]

ohhhhhh

makes sense

[red hamlet]

brainstorm will always copy left most, which usually you want to be normal mult

[nimble viper]

hello is abstract joker an upgrade over baseball card here

[red hamlet]

probably not

[winter basin]

i would sy no

[red hamlet]

depends if you ahve any amount of uncommons

[nimble viper]

i show build in video

too many mults i have nfi how they apply lol

[karmic halo]

U8RJYV6N

[red hamlet]

1.5x across 4 uncommons
some lfat mult and 1.5x

absolutely not an upgrade

[potent lynx]

If you more than 2 uncommons it's not an upgrade

More than 1*

[nimble viper]

dont polychromes apply at the end

[red hamlet]

yeah

[nimble viper]

whereas baseball applies in the middle

shouldnt that always be strictly less then

[red hamlet]

nah

[nimble viper]

or do i not understand

[red hamlet]

baseball applies at the end as well

[potent lynx]

Move baseball to the rightmost

[red hamlet]

baseball is already past all the flat mult

moving it won't change anything

[potent lynx]

Wait really?

Oh mb

[red hamlet]

only flat mult jokers there

[graceful tree]

my first hand is flush royal

yayy

[red hamlet]

and the heart

lusty boi

[graceful tree]

this run will be lucky

i heard its uncommon to get dealt that

[red hamlet]

depends on the deck

[nimble viper]

can u explain like im five how the baseball does more if poly is 1.5 to everything and baseball is 1.5 to some things

[graceful tree]

a base one

[nimble viper]

or is it just a bunch of 1.5xes applied to the number of greens you have

so like a bunch of polychromes at once

[graceful tree]

first blind and stuff

[red hamlet]

baseball is 1.5x per uncommon joker

polychrome is once

[nimble viper]

got it

[red hamlet]

it doesn't apply on itself so by itself it's wack

wiht another uncommon it's equal to a polychrome

[nimble viper]

ic tyty

[graceful tree]

i lost

[red hamlet]

what stake

it actually did not give me an extra 1 fucking spade i'm so mad

fuck you jimbo

[shy heart]

#🃏・off-topic message

[nimble lagoon]

i just got this beauty out of a wrath

ante 2 Blueprint baron btw

[jovial garnet]

x57

[shy heart]

2000 gambling meets 2024 gambling

[silent zenith]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

[nimble viper]

im hella confused why this is randomly doing 400k then 100k lols

losing my mind

[candid mountain]

not my proudest moment

[red hamlet]

i mean shit

good enough amirite

[silent zenith]

good thing that joker doesnt result in -mult

[red hamlet]

different hands

lucky procs

[old pollen]

Hello

Started playing like 2 days ago when in got on gamepass

[red hamlet]

spent all your money so no bootstrap mult
not playing 1 of each suit for flowerpot
wasting all cards in deck for blue joker

plenty of reasons

[old pollen]

I’m becoming a addict

[granite jackal]

hi new member here

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/aa-aa-meeting-sobriety-homer-simpson-no-booze-gif-13649424

[old pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-dan-da-dan-danda-dan-dandandan-gif-16876026839538018213

Okarun

[granite jackal]

yess

love him

[old pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-gif-20766212

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/turbo-granny-dandadan-cat-dance-jam-gif-18139054701485934034

lucky cat

[old pollen]

Thank god balatro isn’t an actual gambling game.

[old pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/turbo-granny-dandadan-anime-hair-dryer-maneki-neko-gif-2097184744501633485

[bold notch]

does anyone know when the update is coming and how big it is

[red hamlet]

no idea and no idea

[slim junco]

which one should i replcae

[red hamlet]

dusk can save you
troubie if you can spare the hand size

[slim junco]

alr

[red hamlet]

inb4

chicot

[old pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[red hamlet]

😐

[granite jackal]

im so addicted i can't help it

[old pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-testosterone-gif-6003752360734739552

oh man

testosterone is falling lower and lower on the gif search

[granite jackal]

how do i win black deck help 😢

[red hamlet]

buncha skrill

[slim junco]

i WISH, it was yorick, and NEXT ANTE plant fucked me

[lilac steppe]

goated shop

[ebon coral]

its so hard😭😭

[granite jackal]

real-

[strong rose]

black deck...

ive won black deck before

lemme see if i can find the jokers i used

[granite jackal]

most of my deck are now red-green stakes while my black deck standin' there behind me

left untouched

[strong rose]

these

[strong rose]

green stake <////3

[granite jackal]

i love seltzer sm

prob wrong spelling correct me if im wrong

[red hamlet]

average white claw enjoyer

[trail verge]

god shop

[granite jackal]

what the-

[strong rose]

seltzer is cool

[granite jackal]

brainstorm and blueprint in the same room

[strong rose]

ante 3 $220

[red hamlet]

It's a challenge

[strong rose]

o

ic

i never play challenges

[red hamlet]

There's another one that's just 5 eggs and no income

[granite jackal]

wait how do u get that earth card ? i'm still missing 10 jokers to collect

[strong rose]

is there interest

[red hamlet]

400 dollars in account

[red hamlet]

No

[strong rose]

dang

so it just relies on leftover hands and the selling value

[red hamlet]

400 bucks and you get a card that gives 1 dollar per unique planet used that run

[granite jackal]

oh my...

[red hamlet]

God I fucking hate how bad that card is

It can be goated in a constellation run

But man does it suck otherwise

[polar hill]

john balatro

[midnight flower]

Vouchers don't repeat right? Let's say I had the telescope but I didn't buy it instead I moved onto the next ante, will I ever see telescope again?

[polar hill]

my brother, for whatever reason, calls the arcana music theme "nipple music"

[polar hill]

they don't sadly

[ruby mason]

how does one get 200 dollars by round 4

[ruby mason]

they definitely do

maybe not in the first 8 antes?

but they do

[polar hill]

ah

good

[red hamlet]

challenge

[ruby mason]

which one

300 hours i never attempted a challenge

must achieve gold stake on all decks first

[red hamlet]

i think it's this one

[elfin briar]

woah game thanks for the photochad

[amber torrent]

ALR W

[magic swan]

i need to open another case

[amber torrent]

uhh

[red hamlet]

i assuem you're playing face flushes?

also put one blueprint on chad and one on photo

[amber torrent]

it hurts man

[amber torrent]

oh ty

[red hamlet]

bloodstone L

[amber torrent]

1/2 of my deck is hearts

so

[red hamlet]

wait hold on

did you take a rare skip for that xdd

cause htat makes it even funnier

[amber torrent]

yes.

i dont know what i was thinking

[red hamlet]

i think you weren't

and honestly

[amber torrent]

i see red symbol and black symbol

[red hamlet]

respect

[amber torrent]

i click the skip button

doesnt matter what ante

[red hamlet]

monkey see action, neuron activation

[amber torrent]

what hand

[slim junco]

dope but what is the rightmost joker for?

[amber torrent]

negative skip? HELL YEAH
rare skip? HELL YEAH

[amber torrent]

1 in 2 chance to 1.5x mult when a card with heart suit is played

[slim junco]

that’s REALLY COOL

how do i unlock it?

[red hamlet]

30 hearts in deck

easiest to do on checkered deck

cause it already starts at like 27

[amber torrent]

its basically unlocked

i got the flushed achievment yesterday

dna with 2 blue prints

fuvk off lad

[elfin briar]

welp thats ggs

[amber torrent]

warra start again

[lofty otter]

https://youtu.be/01gp4HIiZbg?si=IW0lpK_jjW9q4na5

Guys This video made made me cry. Its so beautiful in every way. 10/10 life changing

[amber torrent]

i love ecto

[amber torrent]

oh man

oh man 😭

[frail wind]

So um, have you guys noticed that when you skip a blind, all buttons are inactive for like 2-3 seconds? Is this known?

I can't basically SELECT instantly the next level so to say, gotta wait

[dark osprey]

turn up the gamespeed?

[frail wind]

I'll try that, thanks you - thanks to this, I discovered we ca customize our decks lel

Toss a coin to our witchers

[zenith owl]

Canio after first ante is wild

No way

Canio on 3x and brainstorm there

That's 3x

Bro

This seed is insane

[karmic halo]

You know what's insane

Jeffery Dahmer

[frosty egret]

what should I do in this situation

[slim junco]

good run

[zenith owl]

Green stake done

And i finally unlocked the tribe

It was fun using straights and full houses

[slim junco]

i unlocked all decks but now idk what to play

[ornate dust]

Vedrant leaf: Sell a joker! HOW ABOUT NO?!

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-cast-it-fire-destroy-it-lotr-gif-16208495

[candid whale]

Anyone know if anyone is doing any give aways for this game?(not asking for a key)

[zenith owl]

Here is the seed you get canio in an arcana pack after first ante

And brainstorm on 3rd ante and blueprint on 5th

Probably the best seed I have ever came across ngl

[cunning lodge]

what jokers create cards

[zenith owl]

Riff raff

It creates two commons

[cunning lodge]

cards not joker

[latent thorn]

Dont recall anything

[zenith owl]

You mean tarot?

Tarot joker

[cunning lodge]

cards

[zenith owl]

Playing cards oh

[cunning lodge]

playing cards or tarots

[zenith owl]

Idk

[cunning lodge]

doesn't matter as long as it creates

[zenith owl]

There is a tarot joker tho

[cunning lodge]

the only one I can think of is cartomancer and vagbond

[zenith owl]

Yeah right my bad

Vagabond kinda sucks so I don't use it

Prob the worst rare joker

[dark osprey]

WUT

vagabond has repeatedly carried my runs

[ancient scaffold]

thoughts?

i got really close to this

only got 1 blue print + no serpent and DNA

[spiral bone]

I fucking hate the 🪴

[ancient scaffold]

so this is speculation

[cunning lodge]

what was that judgment bro

polychrome chad

[zenith owl]

Broke?

To each their own but that broke boy can stay out of my joker deck

[zenith owl]

Cool

This game's rng is either too broken or too abusive

[cunning lodge]

I only use it on green deck so I don't lose out on too much

[solar portal]

it's stonks time

[cunning lodge]

daaamn

[solar portal]

ante one btw

so assuming i beat the game im getting full value

[dark osprey]

I end up making over $25 a round off him most of the time anyway

I'm not going to take him if I already have a good build and econ

but otherwise he's amazing

[solar portal]

LMAO

EXTRA STONKS

AS IF I NEEDED THAT

[dapper dust]

OMG I'm an idiot

I went for a mad joker build

and then was sat there going "omg, why won't it give me any eternal cards"

[rigid yacht]

jolden joker

[dapper dust]

and then I remembered I'd selected a new deck and was playing on white stake

[solar portal]

hate when that happens

i once got rly far in a run i was trying to beat gold stake and realized i was playing on white

and i probably already picked bad jokers to get golden stickers on them forgetting i wasn't even playing on gold stake

[zenith owl]

It's negative and eternal and gives money

What more could you ask for right?

[warm mica]

can anyone buy me the game its my birthday

[solar portal]

nothing tbh

[dapper dust]

The capitolist's dream - to be allowed to rent it

[cunning lodge]

straight flush ig

[vernal plinth]

well close enough, first shop photosock

[zenith owl]

Will an rtx 4090 be able to run balatro?

[tacit bronze]

i hate challenge deck but it was fun this time

[zenith owl]

No way

20x on 7th ante is crazy

[tacit bronze]

no its 100x

[zenith owl]

Imagine if you get brainstorm

[tacit bronze]

anyway

[zenith owl]

Oh

[finite phoenix]

1000x mult

Damn

[zenith owl]

I used to let brainstorm trigger blueprint and for blueprint to trigger canio

Was I doing it wrong?

[slim junco]

all my jokers are trash not even worth duplicating

[tacit bronze]

the important thing is to let a flat mult joker proc before the x so i guess its not that optimal

[finite phoenix]

In this specific setup it is slightly suboptimal since you have 2 x mult to the left of the +mult rather than 1

[zenith owl]

What ante are you

[tacit bronze]

im focusing on getting yorick to x20 now

[slim junco]

9

[slim junco]

how much +mult do you got

[zenith owl]

Why are you keeping the riff raff?

[tacit bronze]

60 on the red card

[slim junco]

its polychrome

[zenith owl]

Oh

[tacit bronze]

+66 now

[slim junco]

i only have the credit card and riff raff because they're poly

[zenith owl]

Are you using black deck?

[slim junco]

whatever ill end this run

[slim junco]

yep

[zenith owl]

Makes sense

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala

[karmic halo]

Baltaro

[tacit bronze]

gamble or no gamble?

[gloomy parrot]

Hermit purple!

[fluid dragon]

Are there any jokers, or even planets that help royal flushes?

I can't recall any

[fluid dragon]

Should've taken the ZAA WARUDO

Actually you probably shouldn't have, I just wanted to say ZAA WARUDO

You in the right server buddy?

That's deeply disturbing

Id like it if that was like, not there

[weak herald]

apologies oxymoron

[strong rose]

thonk

[sand talon]

locol

[vale fog]

ZAA WARUDO

[slim junco]

Droll Joker helps with flushes

[frail palm]

I have the apple arcade version of the game. I'm planning on purchasing it, will my save transfer over?

[vale fog]

no, or at least not yet

[frail palm]

gah damn

[fluid dragon]

Yeah, but there's nothing to do with specifically royal flushes

Well

[slim junco]

because its too specific

[fluid dragon]

An achievement and unlocking brainstorm

[fluid dragon]

Yup yup, makes sense

[half whale]

a royal flush is a straight flush

[fluid dragon]

Yeah, but it has its own name and what not, so I thought it would have something

And to be fair it does

Brainstorm

and an achievement

[dull valve]

fuck ankh

[sand talon]

so what happens after you discard one card?

[solar portal]

my ancient joker and castle are fighting on wether i should play or discard

[dull valve]

9 coins

[sand talon]

do you get 9 dollars?

[solar portal]

how do i calm them down?

[dull valve]

yes

[sand talon]

how are you winning?

[dull valve]

not winning anymore

[sand talon]

yeah i can see that 😭

[dull valve]

i was hoping for errosion

[agile citrus]

is ante 4 too late to switch from flush to high card

it was, in fact, too late

[vernal plinth]

ahahaha

5 eternals

[dull valve]

it wouldve been great if i had 3 bloodstones

or 3 families

[vernal plinth]

50/50 goes crazy

[solar portal]

curses! foiled again!

[agile citrus]

how do you unlock bloodstone

[solar portal]

dont quote me on this

but i think you need to have a lot of hearts in ur deck

cuz that's how u unlock rough gem but with diamonds

[wise plaza]

first shop pretending it's a late shop

[solar portal]

god i hate when that happens

[modern forge]

I have an unseeded run going rn attempting the burglar serpent naneinf run, is this score enough to beat ante 24

[modern forge]

Assuming it’s violet vessel

Or verdant leaf is fine too I got throwaway negatives

[agile citrus]

how do you get a deck with only 1 type of card

[modern forge]

Use hangman tarot to cut the cards you don’t want and use death tarot to copy the ones you need

Also dna joker helps too

[worldly herald]

I got to round 12 on the tutorial and I thought I was doing well

This is wild

[valid heath]

What happens with my special card

[modern forge]

That’s pretty good, I didn’t even beat ante 8 on my first run which is normal tho

You’re doing pretty good yourself

[worldly herald]

Thanks the game is pretty interesting

I’ve always liked playing cards my entire life and this is the first video game that has gotten my attention for them

[sand talon]

got a polychrome... time to cook

[worldly herald]

this game and slay the spire are pretty much the best card games I think

they’re totally different but share similar elements

[frail wind]

Hmm, I heard about Slay the Spire - does it have the same level of addiction?

[sand talon]

this aint even my powerful hand ☠️

[brazen phoenix]

HUGE fan of vagabond

but what are you doing with 33 bucks

oh you got it from lucky cards

[agile citrus]

how did you do it

what

this doesnt make sense

[brazen phoenix]

cray cray

[sand talon]

what?

the score?

[agile citrus]

what hand

[sand talon]

flush five

[agile citrus]

ah

[sand talon]

with 2 polychrome k

[agile citrus]

crazy

[solar portal]

this hurts me on a physical level

[worldly herald]

100%

[solar portal]

yes but i'd say it's a bit less addictive

[solemn token]

just beat black deck on gold stake, thought it would be much harder to be honest, only painful because so many runs die very early

plasma deck on gold stake remaining for completionist+

[neon wren]

like I always say, my black orange stake took a ridiculous number of attempts while gold was one and done 🙂 and it was the opposite on green deck (I don't play it much, it can be pretty easy)

[solemn token]

for me it was actually really a breeze until gold stake, was surprised

probably just got lucky with early game jokers to keep my alive every time

im more struggling with plasma deck gold stake which is kinda funny

[marble beacon]

would you rather get photochad every time you start a run or you get to cuddle with lebron james every night

[marble beacon]

eternal stuntman is actually atrocious

[neon wren]

if you find econ you can find photochad and probably win

[solar portal]

i hate stuntman

but i wanna get gold stake on this deck and i heard it's p good so i picked it

[marble beacon]

what would you even put in your joker slots

[agile citrus]

is resetting for good skips bad

[marble beacon]

you have like 0 multiplicative scaling

[solar portal]

twas a shitty run

but between this and another run i had

bootstrap definitly went up in my joker tier list

[marble beacon]

ur only hope here is probably negative tags, legendaries and crazy deck fixing

[solar portal]

the run is over lol got to ante 6

[marble beacon]

oof

[solar portal]

im trying to get gold stake on every deck and a sticker on every card

[marble beacon]

good luck

[solar portal]

thanks

[meager hearth]

Gj, black deck was the last gold stake I ever beat

[solar portal]

rn im like probably abt 35 percent done?

[marble beacon]

black deck is one of the faster decks to gold stake

cause usually the early game makes or break the run

so you can just restart if it sucks

[meager hearth]

Not for me!

[solar portal]

i get hella lucky when i pick the black deck

hope that continue when i try to beat gold stake with it

[agile citrus]

what should I go for

in general

[marble beacon]

what are you going for bro 😭

[agile citrus]

idk

[marble beacon]

dna and straights don't really work very well

[agile citrus]

ik, I just got straight from a pack

[pine kelp]

Damn, Sung Jin-Woo plays balatro? Crazy

[marble beacon]

this is white stake anyway you'll be fine

[dapper dust]

I won a white stake earlier where I accidentally used the mad joker, thinking there would be eternals

literally won it with only the mad joker for the entire game

[agile citrus]

huh

ig I'll go for 5s

or 5 flush?

idk

[solar portal]

be careful

image being switched around is a very bad sign

can mean you have a virus

[agile citrus]

really?

[solar portal]

yeah sometimes viruses try to like

[gilded folio]

this reminds me, of a certain

[solar portal]

put ads on your screen to milk you for money and your computer freaks out and replaces stuff with random images n stuff

[gilded folio]

tragedy

[solar portal]

happened to me before

[restive knoll]

Guys

I bought actual Tarot cards, why won't my playing cards turn into gold

Devs, pls fix this bug

[dapper dust]

wut?

[woeful pelican]

LMAO WHAT

[slim junco]

if only i copied pluto instead of mercury, and copied red seal steelvking instead of relying on perkeo

[cyan drift]

hey, just wanted to check, what's the stance on this server regarding directly pinging LocalThunk? friend of mine who plays the game brought to my attention that there's a rather glaring security risk at the moment with Balatro

[dapper dust]

Why are you keeping so many of them?

[cyan drift]

like, really bad, would be worth discussing further about mitigation for it as a result

[slim junco]

observatory

[dapper dust]

doesn't observatory only apply the effect of one of them?

[gilded folio]

this is what appeared in my shop RIGHT AFTER GROSS MICHAEL WAS DESTROYED

[slim junco]

yeah thats what i meant

[dapper dust]

so why keep so many?

[slim junco]

wait i mean no

thats not what i meant

[woeful pelican]

bananan

[wise plaza]

my uncommon baseball swinging hands

[dapper dust]

oh, no - it applies it as many times as it's there

[sand talon]

cards sooo colorful.. my eyes hurt watching them 😭

[dapper dust]

okay, that's a super power I missed

perkeo is even more powerful than I thought

[cyan drift]

anyone?

[slim junco]

wy dont u reach out through emails intead?

[sand talon]

all i was asking for sock and busking man

fucking game isnt giving me

[wise plaza]

perishable blueprint is bait

[slim junco]

jack of all trades if used correctly i might say

[cyan drift]

friend in question already reached out through both the contact form and direct email, i was asking more for the sake of urgency and expediting any mitigation

[gilded folio]

ANTE 7

THIS MIGHT BE THE RUN

HOLY SIT

FIRST WINHERE I COME

[slim junco]

that makes sense

[slim junco]

go get it!

[cyan drift]

like i said, this is a pretty bad security concern, as in ||literal RCE territory||

[slim junco]

what the shit

[gilded folio]

my bull gives me 454 chips lol

[sand talon]

rate this hand in a scale of 1/10

[dapper dust]

so what, it allows you to fill the leader board with the strongest shape?

[gilded folio]

OH MY GOD

ANTE 8

MY FIRST TIME REACHING ANTE 8

IM SO HAPPY

[woeful pelican]

How to play balatro for free

🙏

[slim junco]

if there is a hand that could represent balatro, it would be a red seal poly lucky card that is a flush five

[tranquil gull]

which blind is your boss blind

[dapper dust]

now bring it home

[gilded folio]

THIS MIGHT BE BAD

BUT LIFE IS ABOUT TAKING RISKS

[slim junco]

wjats ur joker

[cyan drift]

no, as in arbitrarily running any code at all

[dapper dust]

step 1 - pay the developer for their hard work

[slim junco]

and whats ur average scpre per hand

[cyan drift]

i don't wanna go into further details publicly

[gilded folio]

due to misprint around 20k to more than 20k

[slim junco]

bro carries a misprint into ante 8

[slim junco]

nostalgia

[woeful pelican]

BEST JOKER

trust

[gilded folio]

UHHHH

UHHH

IDK

[dapper dust]

to be fair though - bull can be strong as hell if he's been hoarding money

[gilded folio]

260 dollars

money talks

[sand talon]

rate it

[slim junco]

craz way to mispronounce sly joker

[dapper dust]

nah, too special purpose

[gilded folio]

YEAH

IM NOT TAKING

GOD MY HEART IS RACING

[slim junco]

a perfect 10/10. had a hand similar to it last night

[gilded folio]

ALRIGHT

NOW

I HAVE REACHED CRIMSON HEART

[sand talon]

FR MAN I THINK I COOMED A BIT WHILE PLAYING THAT BUT WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT

[gilded folio]

JESUS

PLAESE

MY BULL HAS 552 CHIPS

[dapper dust]

5/7

[gilded folio]

MY CAVENDISH DIDNT DIE

because yknow

1 in 1000 is a lot

[brazen phoenix]

hi

it can happen

[gilded folio]

HI

YES IK

BUT RN I DONT CARE

BECAUSE LAST

FUCKING

[gilded folio]

ROUND

BEFORE MY FIRST WIN

[sand talon]

"hello john balatro"

[gilded folio]

IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF IF I DIE

[sand talon]

"yes, we have a heritic"

[gilded folio]

ALRIGHT IT DISABLED HIKER

WE ARE GOOD

[cyan drift]

RCE wasn't the appropriate term, it would be just an ACE (arbitrary code) concern in this case, but still very bad

[dapper dust]

I mean - depends if that can be done remotely or not

[gilded folio]

IM GONNA DO IT

IM ACTUALLY

GONNA DO IT

[dapper dust]

but it's normal to spell out "remote code execution"

[gilded folio]

MISPRINT GOT DISABLED

[dapper dust]

stop trying to do it, and do it!

[cyan drift]

not remotely, but can be done quite easily by anyone looking to exploit it on an unsuspecting individual

[gilded folio]

YES

I DID IT

[woeful pelican]

how to get naneif unseeded guys

[gilded folio]

I DID IT!!!!!!!

[brazen phoenix]

did what

[woeful pelican]

any tips pls

[sand talon]

did what bro

[cyan drift]

again, i don't want to divulge anything until it has been mitigated. am i good then to ping Thunk on here and ask for DM communication?

[gilded folio]

I DID ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[brazen phoenix]

oh good job

[dapper dust]

@cyan drift good thing it runs in a sandbox on macOS then 😛

[sand talon]

there are ways... but they are very hard to achive without perkeo

[gilded folio]

NEW DECK

AND BLUEPRINT

[slim junco]

hel yes

[gilded folio]

UNLOCKED

[dapper dust]

now do it again, only harder!

[brazen phoenix]

the roguelike way

[gilded folio]

im gonna do endless now :)

[slim junco]

with less reward money!

and more shitty joker!

[dapper dust]

to be fair, also more good jokers

eventually

[slim junco]

well it is luck based

[cyan drift]

cool, but that doesn't account for people largely using Windows (or even Linux, in fact)

[dapper dust]

right - but I'm assuming that if he's only just won white stake, he probably doesn't yet have things like blueprint, or invisible joker

[slim junco]

wouldnt blame u

[sand talon]

oh so you won your first balatro game i see

[gilded folio]

im so proud of myself to sell supernova for bull

[gilded folio]

yea

[brazen phoenix]

276 dollars holy moly

[slim junco]

ur right, no brainstorm, no trio, no family yet

[gilded folio]

yea

[sand talon]

man gimme that blueprint and brainstrom man i need them 😭

[gilded folio]

right after i got bull i knew what to do

[woeful pelican]

How to unlock brainstorm

[solar portal]

hanging chad plus wee is kinda busted

[brazen phoenix]

combine with bootstraps for the ultimate money run

[sand talon]

i desparetly need the buskin like soo bad

[solar portal]

i got a negative wee joker rn

[slim junco]

manifesting them into ur games rq twin

[sand talon]

good job boah

[sand talon]

WEE ❌
wee ✅

[slim junco]

wee wee

[gilded folio]

thank you :)

[slim junco]

only gets harder so never give up =]

[sand talon]

now level 2: score naneinf

[slim junco]

nah level 2 is get gold sticker on popcorn

[woeful pelican]

W

[gilded folio]

fuck

i was doing 2 pairs

[woeful pelican]

rip

[gilded folio]

oh well

I STILL WON

SO IM HAPPY

[woeful pelican]

W

how tf am I not able to watch a thirty minutes math video but hyper focused on a 3 hour run video of balatro

[gilded folio]

im so happy to see that blue printed joker on my screen

[woeful pelican]

wtf

[gilded folio]

balatro more entertaining

because its gambling

[woeful pelican]

no

its not gambling by any means

[slim junco]

what level ur 2 pair is on

[woeful pelican]

but math and baltro kinda look a like cause its just numbers

like

why

[slim junco]

i love gambli

ng

[woeful pelican]

i love gambli

[crisp ingot]

Honestly i am just impressed

[gilded folio]

god this deck is SO PRETTY

[crisp ingot]

Yeah the design is sick

[slim junco]

and the best one too

[woeful pelican]

no

yellow deck best

[crisp ingot]

Isn't the blue deck better?

[woeful pelican]

no

yellow deck.

[slim junco]

they all ass

[gilded folio]

i love my life

[slim junco]

ghost deck peak

[gilded folio]

i wanna live

[woeful pelican]

nuh uh

[gilded folio]

i won a game in balatro

[crisp ingot]

Congratulations

I have yet to do that

[gilded folio]

i believe in you :)

[crisp ingot]

Thanks mate ❤️

[slim junco]

it gets better

[solar portal]

GOLD STAKE PAINTED DECK DONE

is there something more satisfying than having a build so good you can just ignore the plant?

i was like "oh no all my jokers but my negative wee joker are eternal how am i gonna beat the plant???"

then i realized it gives me like 300 chips so i have no reason to care that my cards are debuffed

[woeful pelican]

wee joker makes my wee happy

[sharp compass]

Chat how rare is this

[latent thorn]

Rare probability appearance rate % x polychrome appearance rate % x how many rare cards are there if you wanted dna specificly

[distant acorn]

19 rares, 5% chance for rare, I don't know how rare polychromes are and if you have hone/glow up

[sharp compass]

I have none

[latent thorn]

So 0.28% for dna

And then even rarer because polychrome

[gilded folio]

guess what build im doing

and also got the achievement for reaching a hand to level 10

[sharp compass]

ALSO I got brainstorm

Yay

[distant acorn]

polychrome I have no idea it's rarity, but i think its like wheel where it's 1 in 6 if it procks

[latent thorn]

Put dna on the most left side if you want dupes of your best

[distant acorn]

so we are talking 0.04% at the very least

[sharp compass]

I'm currently going for a no flush run to get the tribe
Since i play flushes a lot and that guy gives big chips for it

[latent thorn]

How rare is the prock thing

[distant acorn]

play straights or 4oak

[sharp compass]

That's what I'm doing

Straight in the path

[leaden nova]

How to fix font errors

[gilded folio]

SUPERNOVA JESUS CHRIST

[distant acorn]

how deep have you pivoted onto straights? DNA benifits a lot with 4 oak/ 5oak or Flush 5

[sharp compass]

Wait wdym 4oak

[distant acorn]

4 of a kind

[sharp compass]

Oh

[tranquil gull]

the cards are trying to escape, this is normal

[sharp compass]

Both of my wins have straights as most played and it's moderately easy to pull off alongside flushes
Also I use the DNA to dupe my steel cards

I'm not the best

[distant acorn]

you should have enough score just from it's planet cards
so you would benifit just with the tarot building jokers like cartomancer, and/or trobadour, 4 fingers and shortcut to make straights easier

[gilded folio]

i reached ante 8 again waht

[strange sorrel]

Won my first gold stake run just now 🔥

[gilded folio]

oh shit.

oh wait

nvm

[sharp compass]

i JUST got cartomancer and it's essential for this lmao

[gilded folio]

you is gonna go

[distant acorn]

copy cartomancer with brainstorm then move DNA to leftmost spot

[strange sorrel]

And i used dagger, red card, photo and cavendish

i killed 2 eggs with the dagger giving me +88 mult on it

[sharp compass]

One time I had a run where I got 4 fingers early game and I didn't know its value since straights didn't help me a lot so I didn't get it

[gilded folio]

2nd win

wow

[sharp compass]

And I regretted that, SO MUCH

[distant acorn]

It's pretty strong if you are going to use it for straights
Don't bother if instead you are spamming pairs/high card for ride the bus, supernova, green joker or another scaling joker

[sharp compass]

Since I know its value from flushes and not straights and was going for flushless I diched it (or whatever they call that)

[distant acorn]

I'm not sure if it means you can't play flushes or just hands that contain flushes

[latent thorn]

Whats a cartomancer

[distant acorn]

Like Straight Flushes, Flush 5, and Flush houses

[sharp compass]

I can't play flushes

[sharp compass]

Yeah

[sand talon]

"why do you hate showman??"
my no 1 reason:

[sharp compass]

That's the stuff I thought it's useful for because I barely use straights on it (unless shortcut also exists in thete)

[distant acorn]

The Straight part of Straight flushes is harder to deck build than Flushes

[sharp compass]

If I see one I go for it

[wise plaza]

First pack lol

[sharp compass]

If I don't I got for classic flush

[strange sorrel]

I made it to ante 10 on my first gold stake win run

[rare drum]

cool

[opaque shard]

Should I sell Perkeo here

I'm not relying on cards to score but gold sticker on Perkeo

[latent thorn]

Can u not sell anything

The cards are only debuffed

But they can make hands

[opaque shard]

I can just not sell anything

[latent thorn]

You only lose like 50 chips or so

[opaque shard]

It's not life or death

[latent thorn]

Yeah dont sell perkeo

[opaque shard]

I just don't know if I want gold sticker on Perkeo yet

[opaque cosmos]

Got a burnt joker on abandonned deck ante2, never really played it before should I discard straights or this early on a high card/pair build would just win with a bit of luck and some jokers ?

[latent thorn]

Bro why

[opaque shard]

Gold stake gives legendary jokers that don't have gold stickers yet

And the remaining ones would be Canio Trib and Chicot

[latent thorn]

If you're looking for a baron with high card build, do highcars

Otherwise it is terrible

[opaque cosmos]

Yeah I ain't throwing this game looking for baron

[latent thorn]

Yeah burnt joker is kinda bad, unless youre playing high card baron

[modern forge]

Finally I got this in my profile

[opaque shard]

Yknow what Perkeo deserves the sticker it's whatever

[opaque shard]

Gg

[modern forge]

Thx

[latent thorn]

Its highly inefficient

Unless checkered deck flush

Fu- internet

[sand talon]

so the game didnt want to give me a fucking sock and buskin

A FUCKING SOCK AND BUSKIN

I GET THAT SHIT ALL THE TIME

AND I DINDT GET IT WHEN IM PLAYING MY BEST RUN OF ALL TIME

this shit on 33x

man i hate this man

why does game do this some times

dosent want to give me shit i need

like even tho its not rare af

[latent thorn]

What happens when u run out of cards

[sand talon]

i lost

[sharp compass]

You lose

[latent thorn]

So no cards left = die?

[sharp compass]

What a skill is-

[sand talon]

yep

[sharp compass]

Yeah

[latent thorn]

WHY??????

[sharp compass]

Because there is nothing to play anymore

[sand talon]

whatu gonna play?

you want them to reshuffle the played cards and give them to you again?

[latent thorn]

I thought its that

Oh well the more you know

[sand talon]

an idol and a buskin would sky rocket this run 😭

[solar portal]

i get the weirdest buiolds

[sand talon]

i would have easily got the e30 score

[sand talon]

even a baron could get teh job done 😭

this game is a maniac

do not play balatro

😭

[opaque shard]

Mimic:
Rare
When blind is selected, gain ×0.5 mult. Booster packs no longer appear in the shop
(The way this joker shows up is it can disguise as a booster pack)

[sand talon]

what's that reserved parking doing 😭

[solar portal]

farming money

it's early game btw

not optimized yet at all

[sand talon]

yeah its farming money from you 😭

it aint giving shit to you

[solar portal]

you're underrating it a lot

i removed it but i made huge profits from it

if you're strong early one you can get a shit ton of money using it

[opaque shard]

Btw the no booster pack deal doesn't apply to the shop that already generated booster packs

[sand talon]

maybe your luck is very good... but it dosent work for me i can bet on it

[opaque shard]

And it can't replace booster packs from skip tags

[solar portal]

that's really cool

it can't be eternal tho right?

cuz locking the player into that seems a bit unfair

[opaque shard]

Yea it can't

[solar portal]

ok good

well i rly like the design

[opaque shard]

Would be cool if the game had its own mimic take

It can also show up with full joker slots, you'll know it's a mimic if it says "no space"

[sand talon]

I fucking hate showman sooo much bro

I never fucking win wherever i take the showman

It's not that I don't give the showman enough time to duplicate my cards

IT NEVER WORKS FOR ME

[winter basin]

showman op

[sand talon]

I never got a duplicate joker ever from showman LIKE EVER

The only duplicate it does is FUCKING ITSELF

I'm not taking showman ever in my life again

It's cursed as fuck

[winter basin]

showman op

[wise plaza]

This should be fun

[winter basin]

negative seltzer is evil

[ivory helm]

Finally reached ante 12

Now I can use petroglyph =)

[sand talon]

My showman isnt

[winter basin]

maybe it just hates you

thats my best guess

[sand talon]

You play balatro, you should know everyone's showman is designed based on their luck percentage in real life

My luck is a shit hole

[winter basin]

LMAOOOO

[vernal plinth]

gamble?

you know. replace rough gem with business card

i've got negative juggler too so i can use ecto without any worries of 7 hand size..

[granite jackal]

cha ching for real 💰

[vernal plinth]

screw it let's gamba

[finite phoenix]

worst feeling in balatro 😢

[granite jackal]

imagine the face card gets disabled by that boss blind

i forgot the name

[latent thorn]

The plant of ass

[granite jackal]

yes that one

[granite jackal]

this is me earlier but with brainstorm

i was crying inside

[vernal plinth]

you mean my run?

i'd sell pareidolia

[granite jackal]

BAHAHAHA HELP

so broken

[stark fjord]

I think the spectral cards are kinda bad

Not all of them

The ones with a negative effect

[vernal plinth]

i could feel the soul energy radiating within that mega arcana pack..

jk i won't skip, or do i....

[vernal plinth]

does ectoplasm included

it's pretty good, though the hand size reduction increases by 1 every time you use it

[digital oxide]

i dont trust them around chris

[karmic halo]

Smash

[ebon skiff]

Alright everyone, wave goodbye to the 6 negatives

[full path]

neptune

royal flush is also considered as a straight flush in most cases

[stark fjord]

The -1 hand size is very bad

[full path]

one exception is queen's gambit tho

bc queen's gambit explicitly wants royal flushes iirc
instead of just a regular ass straight flush
i think seance is also another one?

[finite phoenix]

I ❤️ stencil

[karmic halo]

My eyes after the daily LSD event

[balmy horizon]

What is queen’s gambit in the context of Balatro lmao

[balmy horizon]

And making a random joker negative when you have a perfect build is amazing. It outweighs -1 hand size heavily in a lot of cases

There have been cases where I would’ve KILLED for an ecto lmao

[full path]

it's a basegame jonkler iirc

[balmy horizon]

[full path]

buh?

[balmy horizon]

Do you mean Shoot The Moon?

[full path]

mayb it's cryptid then

but like

[balmy horizon]

+13 mult for every queen held in hand

[full path]

if played hand is a royal flush, kill the queen and spawn a negative rare joker

[balmy horizon]

Yeah this is way too broken for the main game

[full path]

buh

i was dum :(

sorri

but yehb

i forgor if it was cryptid or basegame :(

[balmy horizon]

Nah you’re good u just play too much modded balala and getting them confused lmao

[balmy horizon]

Seance is straight flush

So Royal Flush is always just considered straight flush

[wise plaza]

God I hate never finding something to reroll a boss

[full path]

i thought i was in the cryptid server at first

it was only when i slid left did i realise my fuck up

[stark fjord]

It's all fun and games until you get madness

Eternal madness and the joker to make a copy is the best thing I've ever got from spectral cards

[dawn canyon]

how the fuck do i beat this

[stark fjord]

Get jokers that don't need scoring cards to score

[balmy horizon]

Well I think I’m cooked but at least I got blueprint

[arctic quiver]

how many points do you need for that round

[valid heath]

Everyone, who know using this joker card pls teach me. I never get 8$ from it

[balmy horizon]

Hilarious that high card is my most played

[balmy horizon]

Yeah it’s really terrible there are only a few cases where it actually works. If you play a boss debuffed card it gives you $8

There are some other cases I don’t really remember because I don’t like him and he’s getting reworked anyways

[valid heath]

Oh thx you so much

I take this to my joker slot and after 2 round boss I sell it

[balmy horizon]

Yeah it’s good early if there’s a suit debuff boss ahead

But otherwise not so great

[high drift]

Hi guys

[valid heath]

No more money

[high drift]

I wanna ask if i can get 2 same jokers in a run

It is possible

🤔

[valid heath]

No it can

I met two joker same in a shop

[full path]

you can

[valid heath]

Or you have invisible joker, you can do it

[full path]

ya

if you already have a card tho, you won't be able to get a duplicate of it in the shop

unless you have showman

[high drift]

But not using any helps from other jokers

[balmy horizon]

Is this better then trio here? Obviously xmult isn’t very good for endless period but I do need xmult right now and trio might be my only way to survive this small blind

[valid heath]

I make four blueprint with polychrome , it is crazy

[high drift]

It is possible to just find another copy in shop tho

[balmy horizon]

Seeded?

[valid heath]

No, I play random round

[full path]

it's one of the basegame spectral cards
clone a random joker, kill every other jonkler

[high drift]

[valid heath]

I sended seed round I play on this group

[balmy horizon]

I don’t think I take it do I?

[valid heath]

Here is it

[sand talon]

guys

GUYS....

balala

[valid heath]

Best round I have ever play

[balmy horizon]

The pivot is wild (obv too late lmao don’t have enough money to reroll for baron)

[sand talon]

real

also how did you got soo many blueprints?

[valid heath]

I take invisible joker

[eager lava]

Jesus I haven’t been here in a while

[balmy horizon]

Well I survived with glass but I don’t have any copies of this unfortunately

My dumbass accidentally took incantation earlier. Anyways, this run desperately needs an idol

Ewww I hate it and yet I have to take it

[balmy horizon]

Negative tag was one off bro 😭

[balmy horizon]

Sell trio here right?

[arctic quiver]

i get stuck on like round 6 or 7

[valid heath]

I see your deck have new custome on spade card, I go to balatro check and admin add a lot of new custome deck on heart, club, diamond and spade

[valid heath]

Hmmmm, have joker xMult point will help you go far

[arctic quiver]

ok

[balmy horizon]

I think the glass is the only way to survive here which is kind of depressing because it’s my only one and I know it’s going to break

[valid heath]

Don't forget up level your poker hand

[balmy horizon]

I’m gonna cry

[valid heath]

How many point you get after this hand

[valid heath]

Niceeee

[arctic quiver]

what do you mean by that and i know that is gonna sound dumb to ask '

[valid heath]

But two glass break:((

[digital tusk]

how do the glass cards not break after that

[valid heath]

Hmmmm I don't know but sometimes I forget up level my flush

Ante 7,8 but my flush is lv1

[arctic quiver]

ok thanks

[valid heath]

It lucky 😋 maybe

But that crazy

[balmy horizon]

I FORGOT TO USE DUSK AND PLAYED 4 OF A KIND. THIS COULDVE BEEN MY BEST RUN IF I GOT AN IDOL, BUT I JUST HAD TO BE STUPID LIKE THAT.

[valid heath]

Wow

No more card

[balmy horizon]

I’m actually so depressed now

[modern forge]

Feel you on that one

[arctic quiver]

holy shit how many hand did you get

[modern forge]

Umm where’s my high score

[valid heath]

Hey what happens if we have 2 hand and no one card in a deck??? We will lose or can't play any hand