🎙・server-chat

[pale abyss]

is ghost deck any good? just got it from winning with yellow deck

[stiff hull]

Good.

[zenith owl]

Some things are just better hidden

[solemn elm]

it's okay

it's fun though

[stiff hull]

Ghost deck can be pretty rad

Definitely fun to play

Yellow deck is also seriously good. Those extra $10 are game changing. Strong starts in this game are everything

[golden abyss]

Honestly I think chicot's ability should have been something like "this card gains X Mult permanently if played hand triggers boss blind" or something

[primal grove]

lol unlucky

[zenith owl]

I think that would be very bizarre

[primal grove]

so non-econ matador

[zenith owl]

Too broken

[primal grove]

sounds kinda gay

[zenith owl]

Yeah like polychrome

[stiff hull]

Hit the road is still the worst rare

[primal grove]

i mean yeah, matador with debuffer blinds is straight up highway robbery

[zenith owl]

Vagabond?

[stiff hull]

Nah. Stacking tarots can go crazy

Plus youll likely be out of money a lot anyway

[zenith owl]

Yeah but you have to be broke

[stiff hull]

Credit card

[zenith owl]

Vagabond is only good if you got credit card

[primal grove]

counterargument: these mfers

[zenith owl]

Other than that it's pretty dogshit

[primal grove]

i didn't know burnt was a rare but here we fucking are

[zenith owl]

DON'T DISRESPECT MY BOY BURNT JOKER LIKE THAT

[stiff hull]

Hey, nuh uh

Burnt joker goated as hell

[golden abyss]

Or alternatively "this card gains 0.2 Mult permanently every time a played card's effect is disabled by boss blind"

[primal grove]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-burnt-joker-burning-dog-flaming-dog-gumblemutt-gif-3300515006918001357

[zenith owl]

I agree with the obleisk tho it fucking sucks

[golden abyss]

God I hate it whenever obelisk appears
genuinely the worst possible rare you could get

[zenith owl]

It's actually one of the best jokers ever

With space joker it's op

[tall pendant]

How many tries does took to you to complete the yellow deck?

[zenith owl]

Especially if you aren't getting lucky with planets

[golden abyss]

My unobservant ass accidentally selecting the wrong card and upgrading the wrong hand type:

[tall pendant]

And how i get brainstrom🥺

[zenith owl]

Can't relate

[zenith owl]

Discard a royal flush

[golden abyss]

I play this game to watch funny numbers get bigger

[tall pendant]

thanks

[zenith owl]

That's a stupid argument

[tall pendant]

And plasma deck?

[zenith owl]

Idk honestly

I only have 7 wins

[golden abyss]

Beat orange Chip or whatever it's called

[tall pendant]

I only have 3🔥

[zenith owl]

No way?

[tall pendant]

ty

[dire totem]

Plasma deck is blue or black chips

I think blue

[zenith owl]

Black

[golden abyss]

Wait no it's the one before it

[dire totem]

Orange is another cause I don’t have the orange

[dire totem]

It’s the 3 before it

Black chips

[golden abyss]

Orange is for erratic

[zenith owl]

Is orange the highest stake?

[golden abyss]

Erratic deck my beloved

[dire totem]

Second highest

Gold is highest

[zenith owl]

What does gold do!

[dire totem]

Rental jokers

[zenith owl]

Like gros Michel!

[dire totem]

$3 per round

[dire totem]

No

[zenith owl]

Imagine renting jokers broke ass boy

[dire totem]

Thats orange stake which is jokers that expire after 5 rounds

[golden abyss]

Basically gold stake is the government taxing you

[dire totem]

Basically

[dense cedar]

rentals do only cost 1 dollar in the shop tho

[dire totem]

Oh I thought it was 3

Mb

[dense cedar]

1 dollar shop cost, 3 per round

[dire totem]

Ohhhh

[zenith owl]

What if i don't pay rent?

[dense cedar]

you can go negative

[zenith owl]

Jimbo evasion?

[dense cedar]

won't kill you

[golden abyss]

You just won't have any economy

You can get to the end of the game just like a real debtor

[zenith owl]

I will pay them back tho

[dense cedar]

if you get a build that can coast all the way to victory it's a valid strat to just take a bunch of rentals

[golden abyss]

Last gold steak run I had I had like -200$ or something along those lines by the end of it

[zenith owl]

Even all credits cards can't save you lol

[golden abyss]

Could not find a single wrath

[zenith owl]

Don't wait for wrath

Be wrath

Don't just have one joker have 100

[golden abyss]

This message was brought to you by inspirationalposter.com

[zenith owl]

Don't just score 300 score a trillion

Don't just have one tarot

Have a billion

[golden abyss]

I think my poor little phone would explode if I did that

[zenith owl]

Don't let gros Michel walk out of your life take his life from him

[golden abyss]

But Cavendish

[zenith owl]

Take it aswell

[golden abyss]

I wonder if it's possible to have gros and Cavendish

[solemn elm]

don't just score a trillion score a centillion

[solemn elm]

Yes

[zenith owl]

No?

[golden abyss]

how

[solemn elm]

invis/ankh/showman -> 2nd gros Michel
One dies, get Cavendish

[zenith owl]

Cavendish doesn't spawn unless gros is destroyed

[solemn elm]

Right but u can have 2 then get Cavendish

[golden abyss]

Oh true

[zenith owl]

Is it worth it tho?

[solemn elm]

No

but it's possible

[zenith owl]

Don't just have one banana

Have a second one

[solemn elm]

you can have as many bananas as you want with tarot looping

[zenith owl]

Don't just let the banana hang in there eat it

Don't just die get dr bones to die for you

[golden abyss]

I vaguely remember at one point ahkn just added a copy of a joker regardless if you had space for it

Which honestly I think would make it at least a little bit better

Kind of like a double-edged sword because if you do go over the limit you can't add negative jokers

[dark osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[solemn elm]

Not in the patch notes for any pre 1.0.0 version, so I don't think so

[zenith owl]

Yeah burnt joker is op but obleisk can suck my ass

[golden abyss]

Must have been a dream or something then

[zenith owl]

A wet dream?

You get hard over balatro?

[golden abyss]

Me when photograph and hanging Chad is in first shop

[solemn elm]

???

don't make it weird

[zenith owl]

Ok

[polar hill]

Misprint is a good joker

[mellow mantle]

And you dont have enough money 🤣

[zenith owl]

It is

It needs to be printed properly tho

[golden abyss]

I close the shop as a single tier slides down my cheek

[zenith owl]

I had a negative brainstorm once appear in first ante shop and it cost 10$ but only had 7$ and nothing to sell

It was painful to say the least

[golden abyss]

Photocopy
Rare joker that has like a 1/50 chance to Make a copy of another joker

[zenith owl]

Where can I get thay

That*

Btw what is the rare fat joker card?

[solemn elm]

rare that has 1/50. that's pretty bad

[zenith owl]

A fat jester rare card idk the name

He looks goofy

[golden abyss]

Thunderstore or nexus
One mod probably has something similar

[zenith owl]

Me mobile

[golden abyss]

Yeah but then it becomes a 1 and 25 with sixes

[solemn elm]

Don't use either of these

[golden abyss]

GitHub

I don't know man go look up a guide or something

[wanton mauve]

vagabond?

[solemn elm]

nexus isnt a trusted source, and thunderstore is horrificly outdated

just use #1209506514763522108 and ask for stuff in #⚙・modding-general

if u need an index there's one as well

[zenith owl]

Found the name it's merry andy

[wanton mauve]

thats not fat

[zenith owl]

It's uncommon my bad

[wanton mauve]

vaga is fat

[zenith owl]

He looks pretty big and pretty scary

[wanton mauve]

merry andy got a big ass collar thats why it look fat

[zenith owl]

He had dead eyes lol

[golden abyss]

They're built like a squished bowling pin

[hollow sable]

just got a goated run derailed because i forgot to note the blind boss rules and used a diff hand as a starter instead of the op hand i was using

[golden abyss]

mf looks like a clay vessel

[zenith owl]

Why

[wanton mauve]

how i be when i first tried jokerless but my ass cant beat double or nothing and inflation

[zenith owl]

He looks like one of those horror movie clowns

[dawn coral]

*plant fades in, losing horn from the price is right accompanying it*

[zenith owl]

Btw how are you suspossed to complete the game in 12 rounds or less?

[golden abyss]

Bro he looks like he just got done with three kids birthday parties where he just got physically assaulted by children The entire time

[wanton mauve]

skip

alot

[zenith owl]

That feels like unrealistic standards

[wanton mauve]

easy really

[dawn coral]

the humble mega joker tag:

[wanton mauve]

get a throwback and popoff

[zenith owl]

That's a bad way

[wanton mauve]

thats the only way how to get less than 12

[dawn coral]

you can only play a maximum of 4 normal antes

[solemn elm]

plasma white stake, skip

[wanton mauve]

i didnt even realise i got the achievement while playing normally

i just skipped so much

[dawn coral]

i got wee joker by accident lmao

[golden abyss]

What's the minimum amount of rounds for winning run
I assume it's eight

[wanton mauve]

what was the requirement?

for weee

[dawn coral]

18 or fewer

[solemn elm]

12 and 18 for merry and wee

[golden abyss]

Thought so

[zenith owl]

2+ cards when scored give 8 chips

[balmy hamlet]

triple ancient is awesome

[dawn coral]

with wee you can just use one skip every ante and boom you meet the requirement by ante 6 if you win

[zenith owl]

Do they give different suits?

[balmy hamlet]

luckily no

[zenith owl]

What if crimson heart comes tho

[balmy hamlet]

i think thats only possible with crimson heart

[balmy hamlet]

yeah lets just pray

[solemn elm]

they still swap

To be the same

[dawn coral]

would you rather get 10000 dollars or a polychrome brainstorm

[solemn elm]

they can't desync

[balmy hamlet]

oh rlly? huh cool

[solemn elm]

10,000 dollars

[blissful coral]

dinner with jayz

[zenith owl]

10000 dollars knowing my luck I will end up finding it on next shop

[solemn elm]

yeah they're always the same. idol, castle, rebate and Ancient Joker are all always the same as other copies

other RNG jokers are independent

[zenith owl]

Madness?

[solemn elm]

??? 😭

what kind of question

[zenith owl]

Madness is wrathful killer

[dawn coral]

39 buried

0 found

[zenith owl]

Yeah imagine killing all jokers

Only buying more to feed him

[dawn coral]

madness looking over at my eternal campfire:

[zenith owl]

Even madness can't play with fire

Fire pretty sucks tho

[solemn elm]

You don't need to buy more to feed madness

it scales no matter what

[zenith owl]

Really?

[solemn elm]

yes

[zenith owl]

Isnt just too broken?

[solemn elm]

it scales, then destroys

Vs dagger which destroys, then scales

[solemn elm]

No

[balmy hamlet]

nevermind…. my complete inability to draw any hearts truly was my downfall

[zenith owl]

By ante 8 you could have 8 mult

[dawn coral]

• or ×

[solemn elm]

right, but you can only take eternals really

[zenith owl]

How do you get eternal

[dawn coral]

blue

[balmy hamlet]

black stake+

[dawn coral]

me when my memory sucks

[balmy hamlet]

blue stake is -1 discard iirc

[solemn elm]

that's 30% of the joker pool you're limited to

[solemn elm]

Black stake+

[dawn coral]

oh yeah

[balmy hamlet]

thats real actually 💔

[solemn elm]

not for much longer :3

thunk is reworking blue stake

[balmy hamlet]

omg?!?

[zenith owl]

A chess game based on balatro mechanics is coming

[balmy hamlet]

there already is one right?

i feel ive seen it somewhere

[dawn coral]

im shit at chess lmao

[zenith owl]

It's a roguelike chess

[balmy hamlet]

same 😭

[dawn coral]

what the fuck is a castle i just want one piece to destroy everything

[zenith owl]

Well i was pretty shit at poker but now I have 7 wins in balatro and I know how all hand types operate

[balmy hamlet]

chess players when i pull out a homemade c4

[zenith owl]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[balmy hamlet]

my most toxic trait is that even before playing balatro i think i would be good at poker even though ive never played

[slim junco]

i used to know chess but i completrly forgot how to play

[dawn coral]

reminds me of the icbm gambit

[balmy hamlet]

i tbh only know how the pieces move and that you need checkmate 😭

[zenith owl]

Me too I had that problem aswell and I lost alot of money on poker

[balmy hamlet]

💔

you just need to keep playing you’ll make it back

[dawn coral]

me using my knights first to pretend i know what i'm doing

[balmy hamlet]

kinda true 😭

[tight apex]

Erm, w or l combination?

[balmy hamlet]

L imo

[dawn coral]

i often use fools gambit as a joke

[balmy hamlet]

unless para…

[hexed vigil]

i won by being dumb

[balmy hamlet]

you’ve already lost me i know 0 gambits

[balmy hamlet]

hell yeah

never stop being dumb it pays off 🔥

[hexed vigil]

yeah just sucks i dont have any1 to talk with its silent

[dawn coral]

move two pawns in a specific way so the queen can checkmate you on turn 2

[balmy hamlet]

music!

[hexed vigil]

fair

[balmy hamlet]

ah

[dreamy pier]

Finally won with black deck on white stake. The amount of Xmult was insane

[balmy hamlet]

awesome

[warm pike]

wait this isnt balatro

[dawn coral]

i was explaining a fool's gambit to someone

[cunning elk]

erm the kings and queens are right there

[warm pike]

"fool"

sounds like a joker to me

[dawn coral]

also known as a fool's mate

[warm pike]

i learned that the jacks are called that because they couldnt use the k for knave

[dawn coral]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-the-plant-game-over-gif-7718636784606607204

[warm pike]

just play your aces

[dawn coral]

im tempted to make an edit of a photochad with the plant icon fading in accompanied by the price is right lose horn

[warm pike]

plant is nothing to me

[dawn coral]

scholar behind the screen

[warm pike]

if rust hits the plant the scholar is gonna carry

[west bane]

I beat got my first naninf on an unseeded run and my friend doesn’t believe me he keeps saying it was seeded, is there a way that I can like prove that it’s unseeded or something

[dawn coral]

seeded runs have a red background vs an unseeded blue

[west bane]

Oh really ok I didn’t know that

I guess he’s just dumb then

[warm pike]

rub it in his face

[dawn coral]

just make sure to screenshot the seed code as your evidence

[west bane]

Ok cool ty

[outer galleon]

How it looks?

[strong prairie]

@cyan solstice I'm hoping you have an update on this? I really just want to know if it's intended or not, since there are constantly people asking about mods who don't know the channels exist (last time was 12 hours ago #🃏・off-topic message)

[echo olive]

Ye “Jack” just meant “a dude” which is hilarious

[warm pike]

yeah lol

[red hamlet]

photochad users in shambles, face build beats plant

[warm pike]

heh

[red hamlet]

None of this is an issue if you do any amount of reading the rules and server welcome messages

[strong prairie]

the only reference to the modding chats I can find is the very last line in #📜・rules

[red hamlet]

this discord feature has existed for quite a while now

[strong prairie]

a channel that isn't even visible by default, as far as I can tell

[red hamlet]

though i do remember there being a role for it

in the customize tab

maybe that got removed

[strong prairie]

I can't seem to see any role in the customize tab either weirdly enough

[red hamlet]

either way
they are mentioned in rules

[strong prairie]

again, a channel that isn't even visible by default (as far as I can tell)

[warm pike]

its visible for me and i didnt add a role or anything

[red hamlet]

oh well

[warm pike]

oh, nvm, they are disabled for me but i can enable them

[red hamlet]

back to losing my shit about upscaling

[strong prairie]

I don't see #📜・rules here

[sinful hornet]

@sinful hornet AHHHHH REmoVE tHis NEw Tag i have AHHHHHHH

damn
didnt work

[strong prairie]

Though I might be doing something wrong. I can't really tell since I didn't leave/rejoin the server

[red hamlet]

imagine being new

[sinful hornet]

i too play for fun
we are not that different

[hollow ice]

Hello

[sinful hornet]

and yet now i despise you with every bone in my body
every atom of my being every!- a piano falls on my head crushing me instantly stoping what would be a 30 minute evil monolog

[red hamlet]

I am going to ultrakill you

you insignificant fuck

[sinful hornet]

funniest shit i've heard all day
and accurate

[red hamlet]

Machine.
I will cut you down. Break you apart. Splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS cry for mercy.
My hands shall RELISH ending you!
HERE. AND. NOW!

[boreal niche]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

🇫

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-skill-issue-eightss-gif-9327493766820715868

[lone geyser]

i think i failed an exam

i can't say im having a Balatro day chat....

[sinful hornet]

sounds like something a furry femboy would say.

[red hamlet]

furry - yes
femboy - no

[olive smelt]

-no
-no

being normal 👍

[red hamlet]

ofc the polish guy is a weirdo

[sinful hornet]

-yes
-yes

very un normal

[olive smelt]

💀

doesnt poland have the most femboys

lord help us all

[opaque shard]

Lobotomy build

[sinful hornet]

it does
i think its something to do with the lineage
as i am a femboy, first generation American and am at least 50% polish

[red hamlet]

poland has a history of always being on the bottom xdd

[olive smelt]

aint no way

[opaque shard]

I still have no idea how to transition from chips to mult on plasma deck

[red hamlet]

try estrogen /s

[opaque shard]

True

[red hamlet]

build up your planet for more mult
look for big flat mult jokers that can scale easily

[olive smelt]

poland is the only country to survive this many wars

[opaque shard]

Z5M79XZJ if anyone wants to try the seed

[olive smelt]

literally like a fucking unkillable bug

[warm pike]

estrogen my beloved

[red hamlet]

taking estrogen and testosterone
andromaxxing

[opaque shard]

Stuntman shows up at shop 1

I'm pretty sure

[olive smelt]

survived natzis and communists at the same time 💀

[sinful hornet]

so while were usually bottoms we always come out on top

badanching

[warm pike]

https://tenor.com/view/when-i-am-polish-polish-gif-18767523

[olive smelt]

i feel like that would work on Russians more lol

[warm pike]

oh right\

https://tenor.com/view/argument-when-furry-gif-1301531173683962588

[red hamlet]

[sinful hornet]

lived by this image my whole life

thank god for it.

[boreal niche]

On a whim i played magic deck

failed 3 wheels in a row

Fucking hilarioud

still needs oa6

niiice

[dull valve]

this card sucks. how am i even supposed to make money with it???

[boreal niche]

bc technically it's a spectral

[red hamlet]

not technically

[boreal niche]

nah it's technically

Source: me

[sinful hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[earnest viper]

Found myself in a high card run - lvl79
Holo joker at x12.5
Wanna start selling some jokers and get scoring jokers
What sould be i looking for?

[warm pike]

its literally a spectral card

[boreal niche]

Nah

[warm pike]

the game says so

you dont even need to get technical

[boreal niche]

where does it say so

i don't think you should

[earnest viper]

Options > collections > spectral cards

[boreal niche]

nah

[earnest viper]

🍉

[boreal niche]

no idea what that means

[tranquil gull]

ofc the guy with the ogerpon pfp would say that

[earnest viper]

🍉🇵🇸🍉

[boreal niche]

🤷‍♂️

[boreal niche]

#nooticing

[earnest viper]

🇵🇸 🍉👍

[worn gust]

3 polychromes in a row 🙏

[boreal niche]

if it's a spectral then why can't i find it

#nooticing

[worn gust]

Wheel of polychrome

[worn gust]

Its the rarest spectral cuz it gives u a legendary

[solemn elm]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[obtuse shell]

did you guys know that if you get all legendary jokers in one run that localthunk will come to your house and beat you to death with a big club?

[boreal niche]

the soul isn't a spectral

[obtuse shell]

that's today's fun balatro fact

[tranquil gull]

can confirm

[worn gust]

It is

[solemn elm]

It is

[boreal niche]

Then where is it

checkmate

[solemn elm]

you removed it with DebugPlus

[red hamlet]

no

[solemn elm]

🤓

[red hamlet]

worse

[worn gust]

Here you are

[boreal niche]

I don't believe you

therefore i'm still right

[tranquil gull]

shows factual evidence
"Yeah but like nuh uh"

[boreal niche]

exactly

[tranquil gull]

bro can't read, his ears are blind

[obtuse shell]

yeah but then where's the card? did you think about that?

[boreal niche]

i can't hear you it's too dark in here!

[tranquil gull]

im not on any side, i don't have half of those cards unlocked 🙏

haven't even beaten a run yet frfr

[warm pike]

how come black hole is there

[wide crane]

NO WAY BRO

[dull valve]

GOLDEN TODD !!!

[warm pike]

if you can find it in planet packs

[boreal niche]

cuz black hole is a spectral

[warm pike]

lmao

this bits gone long enough bro

[boreal niche]

took me the entire conversation trying to get the fuckin eraser tool to work 😭

you can see how horrible of a job it did

[red hamlet]

should've used debugplus

it would've moved the other cards so it would look normal

[boreal niche]

sadly on my phone rn

Also it's funnier if it's so blatantly shopped lmao

[dusk wasp]

I'm going to implicitly shill balatro into my friend's subconscious

[earnest viper]

Friend starts playing solitaire 😩

[dusk wasp]

scariest thing I've ever heard

[limber moth]

[dusk wasp]

I don't think she has the patience to learn Balatro 😔

[boreal niche]

what is there to learn

Number go up

[dusk wasp]

according to her, too much

[unreal shard]

Thank you polychrome tag, very nice

[dusk wasp]

very nice bateman

[unreal shard]

Offbrand cavendish

[boreal niche]

Banana

the gay banana

[earnest viper]

We cant guide everyone. She'll have to find the light on her own. I'll pray for her.

[dusk wasp]

she's more of a handbag kinda gal ig, I'm more of a all Steel King deck + Baron kinda gal

[boreal niche]

real shit

well i don't like endless much

[unreal shard]

Having great luck with the polychrome tag today...

[dusk wasp]

high scores are luck, win rate is skill

imo

[earnest viper]

Eugh
New month's resolution; make👏better👏friends👏

[dusk wasp]

nah, she's moving in with me anyways

[red hamlet]

that's gay

[dusk wasp]

Balatro isn't for every1

[warm pike]

is it gay time yet

[red hamlet]

always gay time

[warm pike]

lets gooooooooooo

[boreal niche]

good heavens would you look at the time

[dusk wasp]

yippe

[red hamlet]

[red hamlet]

[dusk wasp]

tran joker: converts all Kings and Jacks to Queens

[red hamlet]

Estrogen Joker

[dusk wasp]

holy based

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-testosterone-gif-6003752360734739552

[boreal niche]

why only 1 card strength'd is my question

#t4t

[dusk wasp]

they had 2 jacks

[red hamlet]

because the person who made that meme had 2 strengths

and decided to make a meme

[olive smelt]

10 - > J is personification

[dusk wasp]

queen of spades is best card because her hair is loose

[red hamlet]

Naoe ❤️

[olive smelt]

hottest card in the game ngl

[dusk wasp]

agree

[boreal niche]

the slay the princess queen is so fucking cute istg

[olive smelt]

idk how it looks

[boreal niche]

awwww

[dusk wasp]

awe wtf

is that in the game or external mod?

[boreal niche]

friends of jimbo 4

[olive smelt]

its in settings

[olive smelt]

thats a shit answer

sounds like a mod lol

[dusk wasp]

holy friggin cute

[warm pike]

okay so balatro is on pc game pass

i was worried for a sec

[grand dune]

Solo Polychrome Madness run complete

[boreal niche]

doomed yuri

[red hamlet]

😔

[chilly kernel]

Immortal x fragile mortal

[red hamlet]

god i love immortal x mortal stories

[ocean urchin]

hey guys, kinda new, wondering if there's a specific place in the server to ask for run advice?

[boreal niche]

truuueee

[red hamlet]

the immortal taking care of hte mortal throughout their fragile life 😭

[boreal niche]

Here or #🕹・game-discussion works

[red hamlet]

never getting over it after they pass, eons into the future their image clear as day

[chilly kernel]

Just ask the question buddy

[red hamlet]

they did tbh

they didn't ask if they can ask

[ocean urchin]

am I allowed to posts ss?

[red hamlet]

uh

screenshot yeah

[ocean urchin]

should I drop all 6s and pick up baron here?

[red hamlet]

🤔

[chilly kernel]

Yes

[boreal niche]

Oh sweet jesus

[ocean urchin]

LOL sorry kinda new

[boreal niche]

Yeah drop oa6

[red hamlet]

it's going to be entirely up to rng to bless you with a mime

i'd say no and let the run die

[ocean urchin]

alright thx guys let you know how it goes

[red hamlet]

Fungus Among us - bonus cards held in hand convert cards to their left and right into bonus cards

[boreal niche]

First hand is drawn face down

[quaint coral]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[heavy walrus]

hiii

[deep junco]

i have a few jolly jokers

[heavy walrus]

oh. ok.

[olive smelt]

#⚙・modding-general

[vernal plinth]

is that zooble... as a voucher

[deep junco]

yup

[vernal plinth]

eh no just a joker

[deep junco]

wait never mind

[olive smelt]

a cryptid post? i sentence you to 50 hours in #⚙・modding-general

highest sentence you can get

[deep junco]

no gulp*

[red hamlet]

i sentence you to mushrooms on face

[muted salmon]

what does oiuji spectral card to exactly

[red hamlet]

-1 hand size
all cards drawn become 1 rank

so all the cards you draw for that pack become say, 8

if that's waht rng says

[vernal plinth]

not worth it, i've only used it once

[red hamlet]

ngl

it's worth it for the funnies

🙏 got all 3s and it was a fun 5 of a kind build

[vernal plinth]

though it changed the cards to queens then i found shoot the moon

[red hamlet]

If you're planning endless, it's not worth at all usually
if you're planning on just ante 8 boss, it can be worth it to get 5oak

and flush five

it really is rng dependent tho

[muted salmon]

would it be goood for a 2 pair based deck?

[red hamlet]

absolutely not lmfao

[muted salmon]

dang

[vernal plinth]

for pairs you have death or cryptids

no drawback

[red hamlet]

once opened a mega spectral

ouija and sigil

ripped them both for a flush five 4s build 🔥

🔥

you also gotta keep in mind

[vernal plinth]

should've been 9s

[red hamlet]

hand size affects how many cards show up in packs

so tghanks to that ouija, i only got 7 cards to affect in packs xdd

[red hamlet]

always wanted a cloud 9 build

but every time i got a cloud 9, never had enough to make a lot of 9s

and any time i had a lot of 9s, never got a cloud

[vernal plinth]

ironic

[red hamlet]

not as ironic as never seeing baron or mime on any deck

except abandoned

xdd

[vernal plinth]

this guy shows up 3 times in total within ante 7

WHEN I PLAY LUCKY CARDS BUILD

and then look, when i actually play red seal gold steel kings he's at ante 13

[red hamlet]

my reaction to that information

[tender onyx]

avowed?

[red hamlet]

ye

[tender onyx]

pog

[red hamlet]

managed to find a mod that tweaks the engine variables so it runs without upscaling
and 2 other mods to fix black bars in ultrawide

[tender onyx]

wish i could use mods but im on pc gamepass 💔

[red hamlet]

🤔 i think the folder structure should be fine for it to work

[ancient depot]

im on steam and i just got into this game

i havent even thought about mods

lol

[red hamlet]

yeah i just checked, works for the gamepass version

[tender onyx]

ah it does?

i had trouble with skyrim gamepass

assumed it was similar

[red hamlet]

there's a different mod that definitely worsk

[tender onyx]

[red hamlet]

I have some issues with the gameplay though and there's no mods that'll fix it 😭

[tender onyx]

so far the gameplay has been fun for me

as in the combat

i wish there was more stamina

[red hamlet]

stamina isn't an issue if you look into the perks

fighter has a medium/heavy penalty and block cost reduction, ranger has a dodge cost reduction

it also regens pretty fast and generally speaking you ahve breaks in combat where yo udon't wanna be attacking

[tender onyx]

hm yeah i probably just haven’t played enough

[red hamlet]

yo ucan alsoo get unique armor iwth stamina regen perks

even the basic boots and gloves can have extra stamina

[tender onyx]

i chose court agur as my backround and lowkey dont use magic 😭

[red hamlet]

that's fine honestly

[tender onyx]

i love how you can transmogrify armour

[red hamlet]

yeah ti's so peak

[tender onyx]

i wish base elden ring allowed that

[red hamlet]

oh yeah
Resolve gives you more stamina too

[tender onyx]

ooh

i might have 1 resolve

[red hamlet]

it also increases the chance of second wind and how much health it gives back

yeah i got 2 xdd

i'm going all in on Might (cause it's all damage, not just melee), dex (cause i wanna go super speed on greatsword swings) and intellect (more mana and elemental resist)

[tender onyx]

im trying to create a ranged build

the bows are so fun

[red hamlet]

i find guns hilarious

one moment you're stuck in melee combat, smacking with a mace and blocking

next you pull out a blunderbuss

[tender onyx]

lmao yess

[red hamlet]

😭

[tender onyx]

😭 😭

you can be mad sassy in this game

[red hamlet]

i love obsidian for that

[tender onyx]

real

[red hamlet]

you have the serious answer

and also you can tell a guy you're saving that you're actually an aparition and he'll soon wake up

[tender onyx]

the gaslighting options are so valid

[red hamlet]

Gaslight Gatekeep Godlike

[iron compass]

they just added xbox exclusive face cards

[red hamlet]

hmm?

[iron compass]

face cards
but only on xbox balatro

[red hamlet]

yeah but what kind

[iron compass]

i can't remember. i think there was an assassins creed in there

[red hamlet]

yeah that's nto xbox eclusive

lmfao

Been using Naoe since she came out 🔥

[iron compass]

that looks like one of so many "female samurai in a medieval japan setting" games

[red hamlet]

well she's not a samurai

[iron compass]

ninja?

[red hamlet]

probably something along those lines
idk, i haven';t looked into the game cause i know i'm gonna buy it anyways and i dont' want many spoilers

[fervent canopy]

they're not exclusive, I play on switch and mobile and theyre in there too. I think they just decided to bundle the new face card wave and the Xbox game pass announcements in the same video

[red hamlet]

yeah

the video has jimbo constantly cut off as he's trying to announce it xdd

[cyan solstice]

Something should happen soon, no worries

[gaunt sentinel]

Photochad goes crazy

Also in this run I failed because I accidentally picked the wrong cards to make a straight. Could’ve been even fucking bigger.

[red hamlet]

🥱

[ember roost]

The maximum possible jokerless score with a level 70 eric

If i did the math right

I forgot observatory 🤦

[timid cedar]

could also consider serpent/juggle tag but that might be a bit much

[ember roost]

True

[timid cedar]

maybe ignore juggle since that doesn't really have a limit (double tags can be gathered quite a bit, technically infinitely)

[ember roost]

Idk why i haven't found anyone get e scores on jokerless

[timid cedar]

max handsize with serpent would be +2 per hand/discard (5 hands and 5 discards with 1 hand left for final scoring) + 10 from base and vouchers

so 25 red steels in hand instead of just 5 if I'm not mistaken

so 1.5^60 in total (combining poly and red steel 1.5s)

[ember roost]

You could do it on anaglyph deck for tags.

[timid cedar]

there technically isn't a limit to how many double tags you could get if you ignore blind scoring requirements you'd need to hit

you could limit it to ante 8

artificial I know but gives a decent baseline

[ember roost]

Just get an early x2 tarot card voucher

[ember roost]

You could get to about ante 16

[ember roost]

Because you cant beat the boss

So you would get the juggle tag on ante 15

For serpent

[fossil bough]

is cracked balatro a problem in this server?

[ember roost]

Apparently no

[fossil bough]

k

[astral stream]

so do i replace showman or rebate

[ember roost]

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/s/AT0upIgSU8 i found an answer

Something e55 without anaglyph deck

[hallow brook]

when new gameplay update

[ember roost]

June 17th 2025

[hallow brook]

frick

im impatient

[ember roost]

I've been waiting for 6 years for silksong to release

[hallow brook]

hope it realeases

[dawn canyon]

i hate balatro with a passion

i hate it

i always getter chicot

im not complaining about getting the soul but like

[ember roost]

Git gud

[dawn canyon]

out every single legendary on a challenge run i get tha one

[dawn canyon]

7/8 stakes

[balmy hamlet]

chicot best joker

+temperance value literally peak

[ember roost]

I've beat jokerless challenge but I don't want to beat gold stake until i get naneinf seedless

[patent ginkgo]

anyone know balatro seed analyzer link?

[red hamlet]

https://mathisfun0.github.io/The-Soul/

[dark osprey]

won with obelisk again award

[patent ginkgo]

thanksss

[lavish zenith]

had a run where i had The Lady !!!!! My Lady !!!!! Fuck Yeah My Lady !!!!!!!!! (queen of spades with holographic and mult, during a photochad run where i had brainstorm on photochad AND i had hiker)

then i got dna and i got to start making copies of my lady :3

and

my lady !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my lady !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[red hamlet]

🥱

should've bought casette

or prepared a different joker just in case

[modern radish]

What would Idol even do 💀🙏

[red hamlet]

it was for when the plant wasn't in action, obviously

[lavish zenith]

-# my lady ,,,,, uwaaaaa

[red hamlet]

another reason to be gay, clearly

[lavish zenith]

i am bisexual but make no mistake this is not lust or romance

this is the same emotion as when i see my best friend who i love

[red hamlet]

ah, friendzoned

i get ya

[lavish zenith]

the bond between me and that queen of spades was not a lovers bond. it was a passion of endearment

[red hamlet]

fwb?

[lavish zenith]

i wanted to watch my lady doing cool skateboard tricks perhaps

i do that a lot too but not with my lady

[ember root]

Charlie from Don't Starve Together

[novel aspen]

say that you're gambling baby i know that's that sweet balatro

[noble shoal]

Me: don't do flushes anymore they are too hard to be consistent
Ante 1 shop: holo smeared joker
here we go again

[modern radish]

I then laugh in smeared+double ancient+checkerboard deck

[dark osprey]

flushes are consistent they just have sub par scaling

[noble shoal]

Maybe i get unlucky with not enough hanged man tarots but I sometimes end up bricking

If I don't have smeared

[lavish zenith]

whats the vibes on high card runs

[noble shoal]

Could be skill issue though, yet to beat gold stake, maybe today

[dark osprey]

I rarely have a high card "run"
it's normally something that just happens late game

[frozen parrot]

Good

not as good as pair

but goon

good

[lavish zenith]

i had a good high card run recently :3

[dark osprey]

?

[main violet]

will the game get a pvp mode?

[frozen parrot]

Pair is just hc but better

[dark osprey]

high card is better than pair once you're set up

[frozen parrot]

for endless yes

[lavish zenith]

i kept trying to not score a basnillion points every hand with my last high card run

[frozen parrot]

for ante 8 no

[red hamlet]

even for ante 8

[lavish zenith]

it was for ante 8

[frozen parrot]

No

[dark osprey]

pair is good for priming obelisk

[lavish zenith]

i forget what exactly my setup was that i was so goated with it with high cards

[frozen parrot]

ante 8 you appreciate the extra scaling and extra card

[ember roost]

I accidentally played a pair instead of high card and lost

[dark osprey]

it's like +5 chips scaling

if you want scaling go 3oak

with a small hand

[ember roost]

"Looks like the joke's on us!"

[dark osprey]

pair is in a weird middle ground

maybe if you have seeing double or something you need to activate

[frozen parrot]

pairs also have jokers that actually synergize with it vs hc

and you have to be extremely unlucky to not draw a pair

[dark osprey]

hc lets you scale the no discard things really well

with burned

[noble shoal]

Nvm got rinsed by the eye

[vivid island]

so does pair

[dark osprey]

it naturally scales supernova if you use hands as emergency discards

it works better with held in hand effects

[frozen parrot]

with ante 8 it's unlikely that you'll hit that wall

and if so then your run is probably good enough to win no matter what you play and it doesnt matter which is better

but for when you need to grind out a win you appreciate all the extra scaling/possible joker synergy

[dark osprey]

high card scales better

the +5 chips just isn't significant compared to holding whatever you want and it being impossible not to be able to play except against the psychic

[frozen parrot]

you can also hold whatever you want with pair...? it's one extra card

[vivid island]

are you playing lv2 hc against lv2 pairs

[dark osprey]

well if you have shoot the moon or baron you can mulligan everything except your kings/queens with your discards if you're going hc

you're gimping your discards relying on a pair

[frozen parrot]

stm/baron are situational and not that good

[dark osprey]

you can discard almost anything with burnt to scale

[frozen parrot]

you can play a single hand with burnt as a discard and most likely draw a pair

[dark osprey]

or you can just high card

[red hamlet]

high card has high in the name and that makes it better

[dark osprey]

also the synergies for pairs pull you in 2 directions and work for larger hands anyway

[lavish zenith]

high card is funnier

[dark osprey]

HC is just the best when your scoring is all coming from your jokers and held cards

[lavish zenith]

and if high card vs pair comes down to supernova, high card might just be higher and that might just be enough

i dont go into a run planning to do anything in particular. tbh sometimes i take inspiration from the first hand that beats a blind

i dont remember how i got into the situation with high card as my goat but. it was my goat

for that run

[dark osprey]

also I like HC with stuntman and ectoplasm and stuff

[lavish zenith]

i was doing hc with splash

[dark osprey]

-handsize starts making it hard to make anything

[lavish zenith]

whats the difference in scaling for planets on pairs vs high cards?

[dark osprey]

+5 chips for pairs

[lavish zenith]

ohhhhh

thats not a lot

[dark osprey]

no

[vivid island]

10/1 for hc and 15/1 for pair

[lavish zenith]

oh i had another question

pluto is a dwarf planet card, not a planet card. is that an actual distinction that matters in certain circumstances or

[dark osprey]

2 pair has a miserable 20/1 but it's a good way to play 4 cards so it's not competing for the "easily play a hand and hold cards in your hand" spot

[lavish zenith]

like. that one guy that gains xmult every time you play a planet card

[dark osprey]

balatro is set before 2006

[lavish zenith]

does pluto not trigger that guy

no im being serious, pluto says "dwarf planet" under it instead of "planet" on the card

[vivid island]

nope pluto is just anothet planet card for that purpose

[lavish zenith]

good to know

[vivid island]

the only thing that doesn't work with it is black hole because it's a spectral card

[lavish zenith]

i only seen that thing once

and ne'er again

[red hamlet]

it's supposed to be rare

[dark osprey]

never realised there were 3 dwarf planets and a planet?

[red hamlet]

yeah

[lavish zenith]

i know ceres and eris are dwarfs too, and planet x is a 'planet?'

[red hamlet]

pluto, ceres, eris - dwarf planet
planet x - Planet?

[lavish zenith]

i was wondering about them too

[red hamlet]

this clearly indicates that local thunk is not a pluto planet believer

[molten bay]

opinion on a perkeo + flush five + four fingers + superweapon build

[lavish zenith]

im not either actually! i heard about what "being a planet" actually means one time and i agree it should be classified as a dwarf planet not a planet, for reasons

[dark osprey]

I thought planet x was sedna but apparently not

[molten bay]

i've been cooking something up here

[red hamlet]

planet x is purely speculative

there probably is a body out there floating around in a big orbit

[lavish zenith]

planet x is something that might exist, it'd be a tenth planet. or a ninth planet not counting pluto

[red hamlet]

it's planet x, so obviously 10th

[molten bay]

it could be a black hole

no reason to think it's a planet

[lavish zenith]

no it could not be

[molten bay]

hawking radiation doesn't necessarily

mean it'd be gone by now

i think

[lavish zenith]

im like. 95% sure if planet x existed and was a black hole we'd know it was there

[molten bay]

not so

[lavish zenith]

and i'm like 80% sure if planet x was a black hole we'd all be dead

[molten bay]

let me give an example

if the sun were to suddenly turn into a black hole

nothing would change except that we would get no sunlight

the mass is the same

same with planet X, easily it could have the requisite mass to compromise th eorbits like it does currently

[lavish zenith]

hmmm

that actually makes sense but. it just seems so incredibly implausible

[molten bay]

very unlikely, but it's an interesting concept

would explain the invisibility

ultimately there is no way to know unless we send out

nanobots

or something

[lavish zenith]

i dont know if black holes that small are theoretically possible yet

[red hamlet]

nanobots

just wait until it swings by again

[molten bay]

von neumann probes

[molten bay]

they are possible

it wouldn't need to be that small i believe

[lavish zenith]

why would it be harder to detect a black hole than a planet though

they distort light around them

[molten bay]

yes but it'd be quite small

[lavish zenith]

thats how we know black holes exist in general

[molten bay]

to the point where the distortion would be less visible

than say, the reflection of light off of a proper planet

[red hamlet]

or even just a black spot

[zenith owl]

It's balatro black hole

[lavish zenith]

in balatro, planet x and black hole are also different things

thus proving my point

owned !

[molten bay]

it'

is never proven

[zenith owl]

Does planet x belong to aliens?

[molten bay]

the black hole is every hand

upgrades everything

[ember roost]

I only have 3 achievements left

[zenith owl]

Why

[torn stag]

[molten bay]

wait no that wouldn't make sense

[ember roost]

250 hours

[lavish zenith]

is there a special interaction with a blue seal if you play a royal flush or does it just give you a neptune

[ember roost]

No special 😭

[balmy hamlet]

just gives neptune

[lavish zenith]

unswagful.

we will be boiling localthunk for this

[balmy hamlet]

true💔

[ember roost]

True💔

[lavish zenith]

so true bestie

[red hamlet]

isn't it literally because a royal flush is just not a hand type lmfao

it's just a straight flush but using highest value cards

[boreal niche]

People who think that are too used to normal poker

[lavish zenith]

it says royal flush in the bottom left tho

it has a special name

i'm aware that it's just changing the name from "straight flush" to "royal flush" when its a royal one but

[vivid island]

if royal flush is a separate hand by that logic a-k-q-j-10 should be broadway and has a separate planet

[boreal niche]

When you level up neptune does a royal flush get levelled up as well

yes or no

[lavish zenith]

ok the thing is

video games do not have to have consistent logic

maybe as a little easter egg, a rare mechanic, you get a planet made out of gold for playing a royal flush when theres a blue seal !

[red hamlet]

oh sick

a useless card for a straight flush build

fantastic

[boreal niche]

neptune is a gas giant though

[red hamlet]

it rains diamonds on neptune

[boreal niche]

it rains water on earth

and i don't see neptune having bbws and bbqs

[lavish zenith]

you have a profound darkness in the pit of your soul, my friend

[boreal niche]

Earth wins again

[lavish zenith]

a profound greyness actually

[boreal niche]

neptune is blue actually

[red hamlet]

yeh i have depression

tell me something i don't know

[lavish zenith]

i have a frozen pizza here :3

[red hamlet]

i knew htat

[earnest viper]

Plz help!!!!11

Idk which card to copy with blueprint
Holo at x16.5
Bootstraps at +196mult
A high card got me 297M but i feel it can be more...

[lavish zenith]

my heart is full of love and my lungs are full of meows. i'm so cute my butt is big, everybody loves me and i should be given five hundred dollars

[boreal niche]

You should get your lungs checked out

there might be a tumor

[red hamlet]

what's bull at, 494?

i forget it's scaling

[earnest viper]

+2 for $1. 988 chips

[earnest viper]

I dont have a lot of kings in deck (bad planning on my part)

7 kings out of 74 cards

[red hamlet]

what's your ramen at xdd

[ember roost]

The kitchen.

[earnest viper]

x1.33

[earnest viper]

What am i looking at mr.?

[red hamlet]

balatro calc

[red hamlet]

(calc is short for calculator)

[kindred stump]

Any suggestions for my build

[ember roost]

2,073x425,277,641=881,600,550?

[earnest viper]

Am aware. How to interpret what my eyes are seeing?

[ember roost]

Nope

[drifting mesa]

"my life be like a jack card, needing a strength tarot"

[ember roost]

Unless you hit the road

[drifting mesa]

i got discarded 😭

[red hamlet]

am i missing something

cause i think you missed the comma

and the full stop

ramen moment

[red hamlet]

copy holo

[ember roost]

I've eaten too much ramen

[red hamlet]

unless you have 4 steel kings

[ember roost]

None is too much

[lavish zenith]

i think on my high card run i actually ended up skipping blueprint twice

[earnest viper]

So if i have 4 or more steel kings, i copy baron. Otherwise, copy holo?

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/?h=4AAZ0jAEFp8AMC3eAGSfAB-TvAGyd4D0WEAIABJReqAATYA

depends on your steels

1 steel king +5 normal steel - copy mime
2 steel kings +3 normal steel - copy mime
3 steel kings +1 normal steel - copy mime
4+ steel kings - copy baron
otherwise, just copy holo

there might be some outlier i missed
but feel free to use that link to get your current joker setup

tweak it as needed

[earnest viper]

Got it
And thank u so much for ur time
Appreciated 🥰 🥰

[ember roost]

I didn't know you could send a hand

[earnest viper]

Only hands thu. Thankfully no feet 😷

[stiff hull]

Mmm…Delicious chips

[ember roost]

I like chips

[sand talon]

Guys

[vernal plinth]

AHAHAHAHAH

[ember roost]

🐿️

[vernal plinth]

i crashed the game, mobile version

[ember roost]

Chip

[ember roost]

Thats not a poker chip

[sand talon]

My hand was stuck in sleep ☠️

[junior cobalt]

finding out people ship balatro jokers came as a surprise and a shock
like they are cards what
anyway vagabond x fortune teller

[sand talon]

It's paining when i move it

😭

[stiff hull]

Paraedolia x Canio

[vernal plinth]

i can't play vagabond correctly, my ass would sell the tarots and get above $4 requirement

[stiff hull]

Credit card

[lavish zenith]

got a build idea

any suggestions for where to go with this build?

[earnest viper]

Plz keep your disgusting twisted rolelay sickness to yourself
I didnt consent to see this filth
Anything not balatro, take it to #🃏・off-topic

[stiff hull]

Merry Andy

[junior cobalt]

what deck

[lavish zenith]

blue deck

[stiff hull]

Get like 18 extra discards

[junior cobalt]

look for xmult idealy or +mult for survivability

[lavish zenith]

no

[junior cobalt]

sadly merry andy doesn't work with bs or bp pretty sure

[stiff hull]

WHAT?!

THIS IS GLORP!

[lavish zenith]

i say that all the time bestie !!!!

i say "this is glorpshit" at least two times on average playing balatro

[junior cobalt]

big sad fr
why does burglar get special treatment

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/shitty-glorp-life-i-cant-take-this-glorp-life-anymore-alien-girl-smoking-gif-8323861188386711474

[lavish zenith]

swag bestie you know the drill

the deal with glorp

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[digital oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403698615446536206/1340425900730220645/ezgif-1-b19ae0410c.gif

https://tenor.com/view/glerm-glorp-cat-erm-gif-116397764024710755

[lavish zenith]

is this a better build

[boreal niche]

Banner needs to be eternal

[stiff hull]

Drunkard would be better probably.

And switch decks to plasma

[lavish zenith]

how about this

[stiff hull]

Now we’re talking

[red hamlet]

Don't you dare meme on marble joker

Marble is peak

[modern radish]

LOL

[stiff hull]

lol. Lmao even

[boreal niche]

Can they even copy bean

[lavish zenith]

how about this

[modern radish]

WWE deck

Jokers I meant

[midnight flower]

so lets say 1 person does a seeded run, and then I also copy that seed and do that exact run. What is random, and what will be given due to the seed?

so like the first hand we draw on 1-1 will both of our hands be the same? what about the cards in the shop they will be the same? Im assuming the bosses and the blinds will be the same for both of us

[lavish zenith]

is this a good build

[stiff hull]

On plasma deck maybe

But it’s got an upper limit

Which means it’s automatically terrible

[lavish zenith]

guys i got a legendary card omg omg i need to get rid of one of my currenty jokers to make room tho

which one do i get rid of

[stiff hull]

Any way you can sell a diet cola?