no-wow-discussion

[haughty pelican]

you ever see someone climbing everst?

how they're just flat with a leg raised?

thats how I sleep

flat, hands under pillow, left leg staight right leg at my chest

I dont get it

Is that you?

[gleaming prism]

Yeah

[haughty pelican]

Nice dude

whatcha do?

[gleaming prism]

ur mom

[haughty pelican]

If I could read the badge I wouldnt need to ask xD

[timber crag]

forsenCD he's a doc

[gleaming prism]

my man

[haughty pelican]

Get more tattoos if thats you lol

[timber crag]

its like a third party job or whatever

[gleaming prism]

shungite

[haughty pelican]

Scrubs + tattoos = free ladies

[gleaming prism]

[haughty pelican]

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

I have several Dr. D copys ready at all times lmao

[timber crag]

Lul

[haughty pelican]

oh SHI-

[gleaming prism]

[haughty pelican]

My fiance is home

I can hear the woos

That shit permeates all existence

[gleaming prism]

Pick a card any card ✨ the two of wives? ✨ excellent choice ✨

[haughty pelican]

you guys have 2 wives?

sign me the fuck up

[gleaming prism]

one sec

Wife’s boyfriend got home

Gotta unlock the door

[haughty pelican]

[gleaming prism]

Palantir is where it’s at brother man

[haughty pelican]

I can get behind some denver shit

[ebon yew]

Hello, any tips for a newish 60? 🙂

[frosty tundra]

Tip #1: use the appropriate channels: #retail-wow or #wow-help 😉

[random violet]

so how bad will my frames be on an 8 year old mac book pro

[neon hinge]

God only knows

[random violet]

if i enjoy it, i have to pay to play dont i

[neon hinge]

If you want to play beyond level 20 yeah

[random violet]

damn. nvm then

[fresh epoch]

Lmao good we didn't want you anyways. Don't pay don't play

[regal horizon]

Yikes dude. Not cool.

[restive acorn]

Rated R

[random violet]

thanks?

[glad grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402503641938001943/808316844284182598/Battlefield_4_-_Grenade_in_elevator_-_Sound_of_silence.mp4

[random violet]

just don’t think it’s a good idea for me to pay for a game monthly when i only have 4 days off a month

[glad grove]

i think that is good resoning, and that for that you are a good smart person able to make good descisions.

[random violet]

if you’re serious, thank you

[glad grove]

i am. Your welcome.

[regal horizon]

Don't mind that guys shit comment. It was uncalled for and stupid.

[glad grove]

Im hungry. pizza time.

[restive acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-snooki-i-love-you-pizza-ily-gif-11904013

[simple scaffold]

Hello friends, someone here knows if it is possible to change a gift card bought in Spain for one that works for me here in Venezuela. If someone can help me please write to me privately.

[random violet]

thank you

[hardy forge]

Given spain is EU and venezuela is US,you'd have to go through trading to other people,aka possibility of scam

So i wouldnt advise it

[gleaming prism]

Does blizzard do region locking for stuff like this?

[hardy forge]

You cant trasfer your characters from eu to na,and a tooon other things

You cant even transfer bnet balance from eu to na

[glad grove]

thats me. every day. always. any time. any where. pizza ❤️

[hardy forge]

I wouldnt want to know your level of love if you tasted italian pizza

[glad grove]

nah. cannibalism is still illegal, even if you put them on pizza.

[restive acorn]

But would you still love the pizza...

[simple scaffold]

yes dude!

[unreal walrus]

considering how cheaper stuff is in NA compared to US its only logical that they region locked it

[dapper sorrel]

Yo

[tiny comet]

someone in wowhead said (bleep) you bobby 😦

comment

on their website

[unreal walrus]

you mean fuck you bobby ?

[tiny comet]

i thought u can't say the F word in discord idk

[unreal walrus]

well its polite

not to be rude

[tiny comet]

think he meant the CEO of activision and not me

still for a sec i was like WHAT

don't worry that comment will be deleted from wowhead in abouuuuuut 10-20 minutes

[unreal walrus]

ahh fuck him and his board of investors

[tiny comet]

those comments never last

[north verge]

wats regigon locked?

[unreal walrus]

moniez

[tiny comet]

anyone talking bad about the chinease overlords

[north verge]

oh

[tiny comet]

will get comment deleted on wowhead website

and everywhere else

[unreal walrus]

you mean TENCENT ?

[north verge]

lol

wait r u serious?

[unreal walrus]

?

[north verge]

ppl who comment abt chinease gget deleted?

[unreal walrus]

about region locks ?

oh

chinese control their market

[north verge]

on wowhead

i mean

talking to bobby

[unreal walrus]

wowhead comments are pg-13

[tiny comet]

yep

[north verge]

lol

wtf

was that

[dapper sorrel]

[tiny comet]

i'm counting down the timer before that comment gets removed on wowhead

for bliz celebrate 30th anniversary

OMG IS DAT U JAINA

i'm a big fan of jaina and no i would not simp for her if i saw her IRL

👀

ok maybe a lil

[gleaming prism]

Stop

[dapper sorrel]

[glad grove]

[pulsating leech]

[north verge]

jaina needs to die

[unreal walrus]

jaina is waifu material

[tiny comet]

she stands up to 20+ horde players by herself she needs a medal and has 1 of me fav mounts

in the game

[north verge]

jaina is not waifu material

[unreal walrus]

her story is great

[tiny comet]

YEAH UNEE

yeah baby

[gleaming prism]

Hey guys I’m sylvanas I can kill anyone I want haha I never die

[glad grove]

[pulsing leech}

[unreal walrus]

foxy go simp anduin

or smt

[glad grove]

[pulsing leech]

[north verge]

no

[thin basalt]

Pulsing Leech - https://www.wowhead.com/npc=157294/pulsing-leech - Live 9.0.2

Pulsing Leech

Live 9.0.2

[north verge]

i simp sylvanas

[unreal walrus]

let boys talk girls

[dapper sorrel]

furries need to be terminated

[north verge]

no ones talking about furries

[unreal walrus]

you cant simp sylvanas

[north verge]

we're talking about jaina and sylvanas and whos beter to sump

and i ts clearly sylvans

[unreal walrus]

no its not

[north verge]

yes it is

[dapper sorrel]

[unreal walrus]

no

[north verge]

yes

[unreal walrus]

she is insane

[north verge]

jaina is too

[unreal walrus]

jaina is only human

[tiny comet]

sylvanas gonna die

[north verge]

thats racists

[tiny comet]

jaina ins only human being that understands me

i need jaina in a BG

[north verge]

so u gugys only play humans?

[tiny comet]

mythic jaina

[north verge]

cat nyep

[unreal walrus]

you cant be racist to non existant race

[north verge]

cant ype

TYPE

[unreal walrus]

😄

[tiny comet]

to carry me in a BG

[dapper sorrel]

[north verge]

@unreal walrus a human isnt non existent

[unreal walrus]

i was meaning sylv

[tiny comet]

i give her a bouquet of flowers everytime she won

[north verge]

non existent races are always hotter

[tiny comet]

let me get that jaina

[north verge]

NO

[tiny comet]

eh

fill in the blanks

[north verge]

if ur true jaina simp u gguys would have mythic mount

[tiny comet]

OH I DO

😛

[unreal walrus]

ofc they are hotter ... but in the end they are pixels

[tiny comet]

i got that mount last expansion

[north verge]

me too, but only bcuz i played frost maggeg

mageg

[unreal walrus]

jaina can be real life girl

[north verge]

FUCK

pixels

PIXELS

[unreal walrus]

you are a pixel too

[north verge]

are we not all pixels irl? its just our eyes are strong enough to see pictures

[unreal walrus]

you dont wanna know how my eyes see you

[north verge]

like trash

?

[dapper sorrel]

[gleaming prism]

What the fuck did I walk into

[north verge]

yea i see myself like that too

[unreal walrus]

more like nathanos

[north verge]

dont worry

[unreal walrus]

with furr

[north verge]

NATHANOS IS FUCINGG HOT

[restive acorn]

No idea, I’m so confused

[tiny comet]

BOOOO

nathanos got beat by my 2 inch arrow

[north verge]

ok fine

[restive acorn]

He ugly

[north verge]

do we all agree that ysera is hot

[tiny comet]

😆

[unreal walrus]

i cried for ysera

i hope that counts

[north verge]

who didnt

[restive acorn]

The glue dragon)

?

[north verge]

blue sotp pinging me

[dapper sorrel]

[restive acorn]

Green*

[north verge]

yes

[restive acorn]

Huh

[north verge]

BLUE

STOP PINGSING EM

[restive acorn]

English?

[gleaming prism]

Guys I’m asking for a friend

[north verge]

ill bloc u

[gleaming prism]

How long would you say it would take to get a token of wow time

[tiny comet]

foxy hates being pinged

[restive acorn]

🕋

[north verge]

0 if u go get a job and buy game time directly

[restive acorn]

Block

[gleaming prism]

let’s just say it’s 120k

[dapper sorrel]

na eu asia ?

[gleaming prism]

@north verge friend is from Venezuela

Not really an option

Economy is in shambles

[tiny comet]

i wished i would of won that giveaway

LOL

so i would has a wow a year for free

[north verge]

idk

[north verge]

120k isnt alot

but it still takes some time

[restive acorn]

That’s who won

[glad grove]

the faq is a job

[tiny comet]

😡

[dapper sorrel]

@gleaming prism i do 1 token every 4h

[tiny comet]

of course

[gleaming prism]

Rough time estimate

In game hours

[north verge]

i dont know

[tiny comet]

a catfish

[north verge]

i dont farm gold

[gleaming prism]

No way

[tiny comet]

won the year of wow time

[north verge]

i buy gold with wow token

[restive acorn]

An acronym for a spell I think

[north verge]

@dapper sorrel can i have some

[glad grove]

great. some alliance spawnkilling people at the flightmaster landing

[north verge]

@glad grove lol they are wussies

[glad grove]

THANKS FOR FIXING THE DEAD REALM ISSUE BY CONNECTING US WITH A FREAKING ALLIANCE SERVER BLIZ. REALL HAPPY NOW

[tiny comet]

lol

[north verge]

TURN WARMODE OFF

[dapper sorrel]

[north verge]

THEN

[tiny comet]

get ready to be pounced

[north verge]

@dapper sorrel sure ic an send some lip pics

[tiny comet]

how did u not get deleted by spam bot

[north verge]

for some gold

[tiny comet]

i did cap lock and i got botted

[dense trout]

might not be a WM complaint

[north verge]

@dense trout then tell alliance to sotp

[tiny comet]

Booooo

[glad grove]

we gods dont fall to bots.

[unreal walrus]

no u

[tiny comet]

i can't think a time when u was ever a god

[restive acorn]

You did numerous characters, not words

[unreal walrus]

alliance still living on glory of varian

[gleaming prism]

https://tenor.com/view/asmongold-asmonsmash-head-bang-smash-head-gif-17885063

[north verge]

lookim a sparkly

[tiny comet]

only real god is jaina

[dapper sorrel]

@north verge go donate to Wikipedia

[north verge]

@dapper sorrel but isnt that free?

[restive acorn]

FUCK

[north verge]

WHAT THE FUKC

[tiny comet]

LOOOOOOOO

[unreal walrus]

i saw that

[restive acorn]

oh my

[north verge]

LOOL WHAT

[restive acorn]

I’m dead

[north verge]

HAHAHAH

BLUE

[tiny comet]

[north verge]

U FOCCIN DIOT

[dapper sorrel]

i have a screenshot dm me

[tiny comet]

u gonna get banned bro

[unreal walrus]

get rekt

[restive acorn]

Good bye...

[north verge]

@dapper sorrel no i aint dming u

@tiny comet it was an accident he wont get banned

plus he deleted in -1 seconds

[glad grove]

k screw this. THE ALLIANCE GOT BETTER BENIFITS BY COMPLAINGIN TO BLIZ? I GET KILLED BY THE GUY AGAIN AND IM OPENING A TICKET. FOR JUSTICE.

[restive acorn]

my heart rn

[glad grove]

lets see

if he

[dapper sorrel]

unless i show the screenshot

[glad grove]

will do it

[north verge]

have fun waiting 3 days for a ticker response that says " we are too busy at this time to discuss t his with you" @glad grove

[tiny comet]

https://www.wowhead.com/news=320809/get-blizzard-30th-anniversary-merch-and-more-at-blizzconline#screenshots:320809:12 il take the cat please

[glad grove]

im good at complaning.

[north verge]

@dapper sorrel if u do, it'll be you gegtting banned for posting it again

[glad grove]

also, STILL WAITING FOR DISCORD TO REPLY AFTER I CONTACTD THEM TO STOP CAPTCHA

'-'

[gleaming prism]

Why are you malding

[north verge]

bcuz they are horde on an alliance server

[glad grove]

ah. the guy is lucky. he left

[north verge]

and keep dying

[dapper sorrel]

posting what

[gleaming prism]

stay mad

[tiny comet]

i miss the mald god

so much

[gleaming prism]

Alliance is better and you guys know it

[north verge]

@dapper sorrel - _ - the screenshot u dummy

[glad grove]

horde O FUCK

[gleaming prism]

Horde scum

[glad grove]

AAAA

[tiny comet]

i wished secret finding discord would of found a new secret for maldmongold to rage over

[glad grove]

o that as close

[north verge]

@gleaming prism better at what? running away when losingg then coming back with 20x more ppl to kill 2 horde players?

[tiny comet]

like those PEBBLES IN BFA where were they in shadowlands

[dapper sorrel]

what screenshot

[tiny comet]

that make u rage

the 1 shot elites

that eat ur soul

[north verge]

ok im blocking this mage guy

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-quin-blocked-discord-block-someone-feed-their-superiority-complex-gif-17965665

[restive acorn]

Self roast?

[dapper sorrel]

if you stop typing maybe i will let you have my common white shirt

[north verge]

what the fuck

[tiny comet]

i won't be catfished u ain't real jaina

[dapper sorrel]

indeed

[restive acorn]

Are you hungry or something, go eat some food and not your lip @dapper sorrel

[glad grove]

OMG WHY ARE THESE TAURALUS SO SEXY

[tiny comet]

10 min til LOVE IS IN THE AIR

[dapper sorrel]

i didnt even have to say anything

[tiny comet]

what is love

[north verge]

taurens are literally one of t he ugliest races in the game

[glad grove]

OMG I WANT THE HAIR ROSE SO BAD AAAA

ITS SO CUTE

[dapper sorrel]

racism

[restive acorn]

“Level of violence” acronym

[north verge]

its only avail during valentines rin, i wish it was year round T - T its my fav item

[dapper sorrel]

[glad grove]

Taurens are a by product of a failed mcdonalds experiment

[restive acorn]

Excuse me

[north verge]

WISH ME LUCK PLZ FOR REI LUN AFTER 2 YEARS

[glad grove]

ye BLIZ'S HOLIDAY TMOG POLICY SUCKS! WE NEED TO PROTEST

[restive acorn]

I will smash you with my totem

[glad grove]

LE ME WEAR DRESS AND ROSE IN HAIR ALL YEAR LONG BLIZ RAAWR

[restive acorn]

ruins my mog but idc

[glad grove]

omg rude. some one declided the dung invite before i could even accep tit

[restive acorn]

lol

[north verge]

im going to fucking jump off mount everest

[glad grove]

O SHIT SOME ONE GETTING KILLED BY GIANT ZOMBIE ELITE

[north verge]

if i dont get this goddamn rei lun

this xpac

[restive acorn]

You can’t

[glad grove]

LOL THEIR RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES

[north verge]

bet

[glad grove]

XD

[restive acorn]

No lie

[glad grove]

THIS IS FUNNY

[restive acorn]

Like

[north verge]

bet

[glad grove]

LOL THE GIANT IS CATCHING UP

[restive acorn]

I don’t think you can fall very far

[north verge]

ppl climb mount everest so why cant i jump off it

wdym

[glad grove]

... CRAP ITS COMMING THIS WAY

[north verge]

dude

[dapper sorrel]

[north verge]

ITS A MOUNTAIN BLUE

[glad grove]

omg dungeon invite saved meee

[north verge]

THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD

[restive acorn]

Yes

[north verge]

OFC IT FALLS FAR

[restive acorn]

But isn’t it wide

[north verge]

insulting fat mountains

u jerk

anyway i gtgg afk bye

[restive acorn]

So you won’t fall very far before you die

[north verge]

thats no the tpoint

i wasnt talking abt when i die

i s aid i was gognna jump off it

-sigh-

[restive acorn]

Plus you’re short so tiny legs no power

[north verge]

thats not what your mom said last night

[restive acorn]

yeah she told me to go to bed

[north verge]

and u missed the joke

[restive acorn]

did I tho

[north verge]

yea

[restive acorn]

I think I nailed it

[north verge]

you were born yesterday

im your second mom

[restive acorn]

oh

[glad grove]

WHY IS THIS SPIDER TALKING TOME'

[restive acorn]

Bet

[dapper sorrel]

[north verge]

@dapper sorrel

[restive acorn]

@dapper sorrel

[unreal walrus]

playing with fire

[restive acorn]

I’m magma

https://tenor.com/view/hes-like-liquid-magma-benedict-townsend-youtuber-news-liquid-magma-hes-so-hot-gif-17834578

[unreal walrus]

that is so wierd

[dapper sorrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762775387804532754/762906679133077504/image0-2.gif

[unreal walrus]

🙄 i know what that is

[restive acorn]

Not all magma is liquid

[dapper sorrel]

who @ me ?

[restive acorn]

idk, where you @?

[dapper sorrel]

So you say that you @ me for no reason beside to @ me ?

[open blade]

I'm a new player, lvl 10 arms warrior, and I feel really weak in pvp.

What can I do

[dapper sorrel]

level up

Warrior is weak early

[random violet]

i mean you kind of answered your own question

[restive acorn]

Lvl 10... isn’t everyone like 3 shot

[glad grove]

maybe in the if so trough no means exeptional cases made so

[tiny comet]

ilv 44 neckless blizzard this is shadowlands not BFA.

[dense trout]

unleash the power of love

[north verge]

heres my pet cat

and heres the husky (bot plz dont mute me)

and my lizard on his calcium stained hide (cave) that i tried to wash 3 times already but DARN U ANDERSON

@dense trout 😛

[timber crag]

if i make a vulpera monk can i name it ninjafacehumper or facehumpkarate

[north verge]

@timber crag i like the second name ill steal i

t

[timber crag]

its ok im on EU so i aint worried

its gonna be available by the time i make it lol

got that youtube video parody stuck in my head and been laughint at the image of the vulpera jumping on the jailer's face lool

[haughty pelican]

https://youtu.be/ZLLEe3RWlGY

"you filthy rat of a human"

[timber crag]

hello all what is this Eror ' You have made too many attemps ' ?

[restive acorn]

@north verge I doubt you can have hump in your name

Wrong ping, sorry @timber crag

[north verge]

@timber crag if its a dungeon then u havet owait 1 hour

[restive acorn]

Man I suck with pings

[timber crag]

no its connection eror wow

in loading

[north verge]

oh

then idk

[restive acorn]

Loading what?

[buoyant spade]

I got that while logging in

[restive acorn]

I see an ugly face

is there audio

[gleaming prism]

I dropped my phone in water a few days ago so the mic is scuffed

[restive acorn]

f

oh is that your video

I can’t have audio rn

[gleaming prism]

damn

ye it’s me

[restive acorn]

I listened to a little of it at like 1% volume, that sounds amazing

[gleaming prism]

[timber crag]

You have made too many attemps can some one help me?

[tiny comet]

oh god bliz made the sewer beast a lv 60 mob 👀

[green cloak]

it has to be sp00ky

[restive acorn]

Does it drop anything?

[timber crag]

yes. low level players

[restive acorn]

[elfin meteor]

wel then

[north verge]

i always ignore mine when that pops up

if i have a threat, ima face it head on

[formal mauve]

if i got a virus it better pull up

[haughty pelican]

If you lit a match near my bong I bet it would explode right now lmao

It’s filled with rubbing alcohol xD

[elfin meteor]

I cant turn it on

ill just not install anything sketch

[timber crag]

Dumb question, but that "Home" cinematic

is that Jaina's voice?

I can't place whose voice I'm hearing in it

[regal horizon]

https://youtu.be/eRHStGVeTak

[sick onyx]

so ive never played wow before

im about to but it

which one should i get.

[hardy forge]

for newcomers id heavily suggest retail/modern

not classic

[sick onyx]

i was gonna gtet the shadow lands but figured id ask first

[deft vapor]

just simply subscribing gets you access to everything EXCEPT Shadowlands, which you need to buy separately

[timber crag]

You can just download the base game and play a limited-access version up to level 20 as much as you want for free, then add one month of game time to your account which will give you access to full game features + 15 years worth of content up to the most recent expansion to level 50, and then when you're ready you can buy the current expansion Shadowlands and level to 60 and join in on current endgame content

[deft vapor]

so just subscribe for a month to try the game out

[split garden]

you cant really "try out wow"

cause what u can play without buying it is ridiculous
and it doesnt nearly show what the game is

[timber crag]

Also, just having active gametime with or without Shadowlands also gives you access to WoW Classic, a George Foreman novelty grill game mode that replicates the vanilla state of the game 16 years ago

[timber crag]

That's why I said a limited access version and defined an endpoint

[sick onyx]

does the free version have all the classes and races or will i get more when i sub?

[timber crag]

Yes, aside from unlockable allied races that you wouldn't be able to play from the start anyway

[sick onyx]

i will take your advice. thank you for you help c:

[timber crag]

@sick onyx Some of the info in these are out of date, but these guides can also get you going in the right direction: https://www.wowhead.com/guides/new-players

[safe crater]

Unprotected hand holding

[restive acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/police-trouble-oh-no-gif-7744617

[glad grove]

what the flying fuck is this

wtf

[restive acorn]

put some latex on your hands

[glad grove]

A QUEUE JUST TO GET IN THE LAUNCHER?!

[restive acorn]

shows email

[glad grove]

good thing its not my email 😎

[restive acorn]

hol' up

[dense trout]

lol...

[glad grove]

dont think he will realize that though

uh.

apreciate

.... dont spam him plz

[restive acorn]

i didn't care enough to memorize his email

i only remember his first name

[timber crag]

So they made a Five Nights at Freddy's movie and it's starring Nick Cage

https://youtu.be/cu7bAO3WhIA

[safe crater]

Yup. Looking forward to it

[glad grove]

bliz needs to have it possible to change email. i want to link my battlenet to my own email

[safe crater]

Banana Splits is a good one too if you're into these kinds movies

[restive acorn]

bananas doing splits

interesting

[timber crag]

I only like shitty horror movies like Yoga Hosers

[safe crater]

https://youtu.be/NlgFo_Q9fE4

[dense trout]

it is

[glad grove]

wut

how

[safe crater]

You had to sign up with your email...

Your bnet login should be your email

[dense trout]

https://account.blizzard.com/details

[timber crag]

I think you can change your email in the account settings on the bnet website

[glad grove]

ever considerd i didnt have an email at the time?

[safe crater]

You used to be able to, cause I changed mine from a Hotmail to gmail

[restive acorn]

was it too hot for you

[safe crater]

How do you get confirmation emails then

[timber crag]

I did the same thing

[safe crater]

Through the mail? Lmao

[glad grove]

like i said, its linked to the email of some one i know. which sux.

he got a new one though

but ye

i want my own email

[safe crater]

Uh you might not be able to then?

[timber crag]

Go to your account settings?

[glad grove]

nah i can get on that email

OwO leme do that

[safe crater]

Oh, it should be fine then

[timber crag]

The link @dense trout posted should do it

[safe crater]

If you have access to both emails, then just also change your password

[glad grove]

that was just some acoutn he made for school at the time and i was able to make a bnet with that. he didnt use it anymore so i now have it linked to my email. but my bnet still shows that old one. which also gives him spam i think? idk

[safe crater]

If you only link your email then it shouldn't send him span

Spam*

[glad grove]

its linked trough a net of emails at this point. also because i always forget passwords and there are like 15 acounts all with forgotten passwords linked and microsoft is a pain to get a pass recoverd

[safe crater]

Just link your phone number

Ezpz

Then you'll get a text if you need to reset

[glad grove]

cant. since microsoft is then like, o you didnt enter enough info so yea, we dont know if you are you

[safe crater]

Do you have a recovery email?

[glad grove]

i forgot all those

i still want to make an angry call to microsoft at some point telling them i am me.

[safe crater]

... You need less passwords

[glad grove]

had one. forgot one. then couldnt do anything. oof.

btw i also just realized its 2021 atm 0.o

feels like 2020 so i was like wtf when did that happen

[safe crater]

...gg lol

I keep having to tell my husband to write 2021 on checks

Which why TF aren't more rural areas doing electronic payments ffs

[restive acorn]

is he writing 20202?

2020

[safe crater]

I still have to send rent and car payment through mail

He tried to.

[glad grove]

OMG IM ABOUT TO SET UP AN RECOVERY EMAIL OMG I FUGURED IT THOUT AOAAA IM BEOCMING AN INTERENT GODDES

[safe crater]

Lol

[glad grove]

TIME TO WEAPONIZE MACHINES AGAINST HUMANITY!

[safe crater]

Don't forget your password

[glad grove]

CRAP I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AND EMAIL

I HATE THIS AAAAA

WAIT

wtf

my email ends with outlook?

[timber crag]

Brug

[glad grove]

.... i thought it ended with hotmail. no wonder i couldnt get in. oops. .... now i feel bad for raging at that microsoft lady

wtf is an outlook

[timber crag]

Your ascendance has been denied

[glad grove]

😭 ALL I WANTED WAS TO TURN MACHINES AGAINST MANKIND

WHYYYY

Well, atleast im still able to bypass captcha. most of the time.

the start is there.

some day. ill finaly get controll over the internet and turn machines against mankind ❤️

[timber crag]

bang

Good news everyone, the anti human is dead

[glad grove]

like, captcha is the biggest crime ever. they make an AI which they force to stop bots and even call them evil. meanwhile, it are people who programed the poor bots to do what they have to. yet who are allowed to enter evertything? yep. the humans.

ugh.

[glad grove]

lol wtf

[elfin meteor]

@safe crater I drew ur pfp once

[restive acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/really-what-chu-talkin-bout-willis-gif-11276143

[elfin meteor]

one sec ill see if I can find it

I cant find it 😦

[fresh epoch]

Hey everyone

[restive acorn]

hello

[fresh epoch]

Holy shit

[restive acorn]

laughs in floridian

[fresh epoch]

It is blizzarding hard at my house. Doesnt look bad in Pic but its a full blown blizzard

Lmao

[elfin meteor]

@restive acorn see?

[restive acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/they-had-us-in-the-first-half-not-gonna-lie-gif-13620240

[elfin meteor]

its his pfp

[restive acorn]

that picture includes your name

full name this time

[elfin meteor]

ik

[timber crag]

My sister has so much smut of that character

[safe crater]

I want this pc XD

[glad grove]

😮 same

[safe crater]

My new build is mostly white, my psu and mobo are gonna be black though x.x

[safe crater]

No lewding good boi birb

[haughty pelican]

HEY YOU GOT ANY FISH

[safe crater]

it's just smiling

[safe crater]

I cry, my car wont start bc it's too freaking cold

[neon hinge]

hug it

[restive acorn]

F

[stuck condor]

@here What Day do raids reset

[regal horizon]

Tuesday for NA, Wednesday for EU

[stuck condor]

thank you

[elfin meteor]

bro if I hear "The difference is i'm a adult and your a child" One more time from my dad again ima lose my shit

[regal horizon]

You shouldn't be trying to do tags like that in a server you're in

It is rude.

[regal horizon]

The difference is i'm a adult and your a child

[haughty pelican]

^

[regal horizon]

[haughty pelican]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ezri1q/discovering_a_rattlesnake_denin_your_backyard/

holy....shit.

Thats like....

[elfin meteor]

ur my dad?

[regal horizon]

Maybe

[safe crater]

Well depending on age and life experience or w/e, being an adult or kid matters, and your parent will always see you as a child

[timber crag]

terminator armor Arthas

[deft grove]

Too late, him and Froppy already have a reputation lol

[elfin meteor]

Im 16 and been through a lot of shit and it was mainly bc of him so ig maybe I have anger still left over

[haughty pelican]

when you can afford one, get a therapist

Love mine

[safe crater]

How you handle it and act after is also defining on whether you're 'adult' about it.
Trust me, I have dad issues too

[safe crater]

I def dont bother with lewds of teenage anime charas myself, esp when theyre half my age

[glad grove]

its ok if their half my age. im a 3000 year old vocaloid loli

o wait

🤦‍♀️

(just kidding)

[safe crater]

So many of my fav mangaka have gotten arrested for underage stuff, crazy

I was most disappointed in the creator of Rurouni Kenshin

[restive acorn]

you can get arrested for stuff in manga?

or

stuff outside manga

[safe crater]

They can get arrested for creating hentai of underage characters and they got in trouble for actual real people stuff

[glad grove]

i mean. bulma got quite some bad things happening to her in dragonball while she was 15/16

[haughty pelican]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/f0x4ji/yeet/

that mans soul left his body

[restive acorn]

rule 34 can be illegal?

[safe crater]

Well the thing there is, in some japanese provinces 15 is legal

But it's not legal in the US so they change ages, esp in video games

If someone is under 18, they'll be 18 in the western releases

[glad grove]

good thing my char is 14 so im safe 😎 take them away fbi.

[restive acorn]

idk what i just watched but i saw a dude smoke with a fish

[deft grove]

i want an anime shounen protag thats just some dude in his 30s that has to save the world now

why they all gotta be teenagers

[safe crater]

Saitama?

[deft grove]

doesnt count

[restive acorn]

oh now i saw the real video

[safe crater]

Why not?!

[deft grove]

also i think hes like 24 no?

[safe crater]

He's older and it's shounen

How old is All Might

[haughty pelican]

you saw a what?

[restive acorn]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/

[deft grove]

I mean some business dude that randomly stumbled across a magical girl baton and now reluctatly has to do crazy anime moves and shit

[haughty pelican]

I saw a guy on a longboard learn what momentmum means

[glad grove]

i want my pants to be transmogable to be invisible.

[safe crater]

Nice

[restive acorn]

lol

i clicked the wrong thing

i dont use reddit on pc

[safe crater]

Oh that reminds me, house husband is coming out with an anime

[deft grove]

49

[safe crater]

He's a yakuza guy who retires to support his wife's career

[deft grove]

also hes not the protag

Deku is

[restive acorn]

@haughty pelican https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/lfi63u/florida_man_doing_his_thing/

this one

[safe crater]

well he at least plays a large part

[deft grove]

you could argue King is actually OPMs protag lol

[safe crater]

I cant wait for this

[restive acorn]

is there a difference between anime on netflix and anime from websites?

[haughty pelican]

DUDE ITS A FUCKING MANNEQUIN

ITS NOT A REAL PERSON ON THE LONGBOARD

[safe crater]

Some netflix anime is ONLY on netflix

it's not that they make it, but they license it like Funi or Crunchy do

[restive acorn]

@haughty pelican thats not a mannequin

[deft grove]

im just waiting for My hero and to see if they actually continue Dragonball Super

[haughty pelican]

https://gfycat.com/blaringpowerfulcanine

slowmo

thats not a real dude

[glad grove]

yes super continuation 😮

[safe crater]

I finished the Sweet Home series and it's much better than the manga, I was surprised

where's Uzaki s2???

[haughty pelican]

arm locked in that pose lol

[deft grove]

only cus in the Broly movie, which is canon, they hinted at Super Saiyan 4 hard

[safe crater]

Urgh I need food. bbl

[haughty pelican]

iss fake!

im so disappointed lol

[restive acorn]

oh

rip

if that was real it belongs on that one reddit

i forgot what it was called

[haughty pelican]

WPD has been banned

[restive acorn]

meat Popsicle or something like that

WPD?

[haughty pelican]

meat crayon

r/watchpeopledie

[restive acorn]

yeah thats what i meant

[haughty pelican]

it was a bad place

they got rid of it

[restive acorn]

gore?

[haughty pelican]

literally what the name implies

it was a subreddit of snuff films basically

I still see some of those in my head

was a baddddd click

[restive acorn]

how long was it up

[haughty pelican]

years and years

[restive acorn]

how many people thought "Here watch this trick, if i die, put me on WPD"

or is there not actually any death

[haughty pelican]

no it was legit death

powerlines, guns ......chainsaws...

lots of warzones

shudders

[haughty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/running-puppies-dogs-stampede-so-many-puppies-gif-4994790

have some mindbleach

[glad grove]

pizza time

[restive acorn]

how many pizzas?

[glad grove]

i was too lazy to get up and turn the oven on ok

but now its on

[haughty pelican]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hg71do/this_man_randomly_rides_into_the_mayor_who_was/

push

what a strange clip lmao

[north verge]

@haughty pelican so youre the smartest person in this discord i know i have a question

[haughty pelican]

wait when did I get that title lol

[north verge]

can i switch between UIs with everything staying the same? like can i use shadowlands UI on one character, and bartender4 on another character, and it wont change anything? is there anyway to save keybinds to certain UI's?

[haughty pelican]

I know there's UI profiles

Like I have one for Roof and one for Paladin Roof lol

[north verge]

well the keybinds change bcuz they are not apart of the UI itself

[haughty pelican]

hm.

[north verge]

like ykno what i meant

[haughty pelican]

doesnt BT4 have profiles?

[north verge]

yes but the keybinds...will go away i think if i .. put like example my E keybind on another UI on another bar

and would mess up my bartender

[haughty pelican]

seems like you need to try an consolidate your UI a bit :/

idk how to start that process though

Once I got Elv I went full-lazy

[restive acorn]

i can help with keybindings

i mess with them

[north verge]

NO

[restive acorn]

BT4

[north verge]

I DONT WANT YOUR HELP

[restive acorn]

oh

ok

i see how it is

[north verge]

i will research this more @haughty pelican

[haughty pelican]

lmk!

[restive acorn]

foxy i can help

that looks ez

[north verge]

I SAID

NO

[restive acorn]

so you would rather waste your time than ask me

k

https://tenor.com/view/ok-fine-whatever-okay-fine-alright-gif-16208027

[north verge]

@restive acorn askin you IS wasting my time

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

[restive acorn]

mm

[haughty pelican]

omg

I saw saw a seagull eat a rat WHOLE

[north verge]

i've seen one do that too

on the internet

[haughty pelican]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/hesp1q/seagull_enjoying_a_light_lunch/

this bastard?

Thats the first one today where my jaw was dropped

[north verge]

idk if that one specefically

dude

[haughty pelican]

was like "HOW... THEY DO THAT?!"

[north verge]

seagulls are ruthless

birds in general can swallow whole things insane

[haughty pelican]

wtf did I just see

[restive acorn]

is that a house on fire

why is the fire so tall

[haughty pelican]

I have more questions than answers on that one

[north verge]

why wouldnt i cry

[glad grove]

XD that WTF expresion

[restive acorn]

is her tongue out

or is that her mouth open

[glad grove]

mouth is open. shes like "excuse me? what the fuck?" as winter queen goes poof

[north verge]

@restive acorn teach me how to use shadowlands UI

[restive acorn]

do you mind if we do it tomorrow

[north verge]

ok ill figure it out myself

go sleep

its past 9:20

go slep

[glad grove]

3:38 AM here

but im nocturnal so yea 🤷‍♀️

[restive acorn]

@north verge no no, i know how everything works besides the weak auras that you shouldn't mess with anyways

[gleaming prism]

EU?

[gleaming prism]

Heat rises and fire seeks oxygen so it goes up, burning more of the house as fuel and growing in size

[glad grove]

ye

[haughty pelican]

https://www.gifdeliverynetwork.com/smallexcitabledaddylonglegs

wuhtuhfuh

where do I learn this magic

[gleaming prism]

Crystal weed

[brave sequoia]

your mom

@north verge I am sorry

For what I have said

but please

give blue and everyone else another chance

I will leave the entourage

[restive acorn]

NO

[brave sequoia]

If I must to reconnect you all again

[gleaming prism]

Wait what happened

[restive acorn]

you are apart of us, and we will make another group

[gleaming prism]

what

[brave sequoia]

i called them a trap because they made fun of dantdm

[restive acorn]

Family reunion

[timber crag]

Don't ask its a long story

[brave sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-gif-18876451

Just imagine me is replaced with “Entourage” and Lisa is “Foxy”

[gleaming prism]

[restive acorn]

Who tf is Lisa

oh

Lol

I’m blind

[gleaming prism]

[brave sequoia]

if only Zach was in the gc instead of vel

[timber crag]

shut up von

[brave sequoia]

half wowhead half among us 😎

[gleaming prism]

Please be sarcasm

[brave sequoia]

it is

[gleaming prism]

When the imposter is sus 😳

[brave sequoia]

or as I like to call it

among chung us

[gleaming prism]

Von I saw a post on Reddit

Someone said like

Grandma was not the imposter at a funeral

Reddit moment

Keanu chungus 100

[restive acorn]

Dude you joined 30 secs ago and you’re already making friends. Better than me

[brave sequoia]

🤬👍

[gleaming prism]

been here a week

[brave sequoia]

@restive acorn that’s because I don’t hate on dr squatch

[restive acorn]

WHO HATES ON DR SQUATCH

[timber crag]

he meant you

[brave sequoia]

I’ve seen yours and arcane’s conspiracies

[restive acorn]

What

[brave sequoia]

To steal and burn Breez’s dr squatch collection

[restive acorn]

No no

[brave sequoia]

whether it be out of jealousy or hated !!

[restive acorn]

It’s not what it seems

[gleaming prism]

Those ads are so annoying

“Marinade your man meat”

[brave sequoia]

bismallah

[restive acorn]

Those ads are better

I’d rather listen to him then Spotify ads

[gleaming prism]

What about Spotify ads

That are just ads

For premium

[brave sequoia]

sounds like the person who does that would say

“If you like WoW then you would love WoW Live”

[restive acorn]

Sounds... familiar

[brave sequoia]

does it??

[restive acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-9694222

[brave sequoia]

does anyone ever talk in this server

[restive acorn]

Maybe along the lines of, “If you love wowhead, you’ll love wowhead live!!”

[brave sequoia]

with so many people

[timber crag]

Its night time so

[brave sequoia]

you would think it would be more than just you 3

BRO

there is literally 26k people online

how is this possible

[restive acorn]

Half the server is inactive

[brave sequoia]

but-

what

[restive acorn]

Hm

[brave sequoia]

13k people should be talking then!!!

[timber crag]

Not everyone's here to talk

[restive acorn]

Foxy is probably sleeping

She do got an obsession with leaving tho

[haughty pelican]

Do you really want 13k people talking in this chat

[restive acorn]

Hey scout

[haughty pelican]

I would leave the server lol

[restive acorn]

lol

[gleaming prism]

Yes

[timber crag]

Itd be like fuckin Kaliningrads sever

[haughty pelican]

I like the chillness

[restive acorn]

Same

[brave sequoia]

no, I just seen servers with like 460 people running like a twitch chat

so it freaks me out a bit

[haughty pelican]

a lot of people are probs in game xD

[brave sequoia]

probably

[restive acorn]

This place is like family at the right time

The right people have to be online

And the two must be offline

[brave sequoia]

nvm, rdr2’s server is chill like this one

[restive acorn]

rdr2?

[brave sequoia]

so it’s not an anomaly 🤔

[timber crag]

Red dead redemption 2

[brave sequoia]

red dead redem-

[restive acorn]

ah

[brave sequoia]

yeah

[carmine yew]

R2D2

[haughty pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/starwarsday-gif-5413754

[restive acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-forceawakens-r2d2-screaming-gif-4834861

[brave sequoia]

hold on ima brb, I wanna check if death note still has an active community

[restive acorn]

Imma go turn in my devices

[gleaming prism]

U have to turn in devices

Before bedtime

[brave sequoia]

[gleaming prism]

Damn

[brave sequoia]

is this joe bidet???

[gleaming prism]

Bidet

[brave sequoia]

yes

the water up the butt man

[timber crag]

Its Khadgar but they made him look older

[gleaming prism]

@timber crag shut yo cute ass up

[brave sequoia]

oops wrong flag

🏳️‍🌈

[timber crag]

no

[gleaming prism]

Poor @restive acorn had to turn in his devices

[restive acorn]

👀

[gleaming prism]

He has a strict bedtime of 9:20

[restive acorn]

No

It’s 9pm

[carmine yew]

But it’s almost 10:30...

[carmine pier]

Is there any reason for a warrior to wear mail in retail? I'm only asking if there's a specific circumstance where it's good lol (like if it somehow maximizes dps)

[neon hinge]

Nope

[vapid garnet]

KILL SYLVANAS THE TRAITOR

FOR THE HORDE

[hardy forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247795405121650688/808425517090078760/video0_14.mp4

[regal horizon]

Nah

[hardy forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767684985351438336/808667414060597248/image0-5.jpg

[gleaming prism]

Boys

Today I was at the gym

And I saw my old friend

Who betrayed me

stopped going with me for a bunch of reasons related to being a noob

Today I deadlifted pr of 250 right next to him

I have conquered my own self doubt

[hardy forge]

grats

[gleaming prism]

Now for the real question

Who the fuck asked

Progress

[safe crater]

Nice

Cabbage cat

[gleaming prism]

nice

[safe crater]

Cute

[minor thorn]

hello there

im new to game

[timber crag]

Hows it going

[restive acorn]

That community looks nice lol

[lusty finch]

hello guys i played some years ago wow now i want to start again i have no gametime do it means i cant see my characters if i have a test account there? or can i see them normaly and just cant login

cant see any chars on any server

[regal horizon]

Your characters will still be there, but if any of them are over lvl 20, you can't touch them

[lusty finch]

can blizzard delete chars?

[regal horizon]

They can but usually for ToS offenses

[lusty finch]

did we had to do any transfer i missed maybe? or maybe i used wrong email adress

[regal horizon]

I'm afraid I don't understand

[lusty finch]

battle for azeroth was alrdy in bbasic pack?

[regal horizon]

BfA has been baked into the Sub, yes

You should be able to just log into your account like normal and see you characters

[lusty finch]

can i get my email adress if i have my battlee tag?

[lusty finch]

thanks alot

[haughty pelican]

no one caaaaares

[glad grove]

no.

wait.

is it free?

because you said cheap

no

alot isnt cheap

free is

THATS ILEGAL

money isnt cheap

and money is ilegal

yes

hey. you dont know shit about the iq of my behind and do not have the right to complement it.

never.

so. you want to sell that free boost thing ort what

so it IS free

[pseudo steeple]

Real money transactions are against ToS and you can get banned and progress reverted

[glad grove]

^

getting evicted is free

so you are saying the thing is free?

[dense trout]

<@&299347348847329281> (also posted the WTS in other channels)

[glad grove]

also, he called my butt smart. i dont like that.