no-wow-discussion

[native burrow]

Final fantasy have

Red
Blue
Green
Black
White

[empty swallow]

red mages use both black and white magic inter

[hardy forge]

i guess gray mage sounded bad

[neon hinge]

yes but black mage uses literal red (fire) magic

and red mage doesn't

I demand a refund

[urban kite]

because fire isn't red magic

[neon hinge]

FIRE IS RED

[spice thistle]

Fire isn't red magic

[native burrow]

There also math mage in final fantasy

[hardy forge]

V E R

[spice thistle]

Is black

[neon hinge]

FF is dumb

[spice thistle]

Math mage is arcanist

[neon hinge]

Give me XV back

[spice thistle]

You are dumb

[urban kite]

"FF is dumb" but you prefer XV

[neon hinge]

shut up taco

[lost plinth]

mak

[native burrow]

[lost plinth]

do you have wvr leveled

[neon hinge]

XV is great 😦

[urban kite]

lmao

[neon hinge]

"Me and the boys" the game

That's XV

[spice thistle]

White mage?

Nope

[empty swallow]

weaver

[spice thistle]

Ah

[urban kite]

only good thing to come out of XV was the car, and even then it's because the car is a 4-seater mount in XIV

[spice thistle]

I has no professions besides btn

[lost plinth]

reee

mkay

[spice thistle]

But no

[neon hinge]

btn, nice tracker

[heady solstice]

how very glib

[hardy forge]

i have come to terms that i'll have to lvl alchemist,because all the cool looking glams of weapons cost like 3M gil

[spice thistle]

Red magic is only black and white magic together

Red magic uses ver fire coming from black

[native burrow]

final fantasy tactics(ps) is my favortie game

[neon hinge]

what is ver fire? xD

[hardy forge]

search the Shinryu's crafted line of weps

[lost plinth]

i can't verunderstand your veraccent

[spice thistle]

And ver aero coming from white

[heady solstice]

Inverention

[lost plinth]

it's fire

[spice thistle]

Verfire

[lost plinth]

but

ver

[spice thistle]

It's fire

[neon hinge]

?????

[spice thistle]

But fancy

[lost plinth]

look inter

red mage

just sticks Ver on the front of black and white spells

and calls it done

verstone

[heady solstice]

@lost plinth InVER

[lost plinth]

veraero

verraise

[native burrow]

Lol

Vercure new spell

[neon hinge]

That's verdumb

[lost plinth]

yes

[heady solstice]

Verfuckyou

[spice thistle]

Red mages are

The bards of the mages

They 2 extra

[native burrow]

It try to be jack of all trade

As it is in final fantasy 1

Theif suck ass in that game

Monks is broken in the late once they went past level 40 unarmed

Weapon for monks is bad

[neon hinge]

🤔

Monks are supposed to be unarmed?

[lost plinth]

god bless, i need someone to craft this hat for me

but nobody's on

[neon hinge]

I'm using the monk weapon on mine D:

[lost plinth]

yeah monk weps suck generally, there's 2 good options

hidden fist weapon

[native burrow]

In ff1?

[neon hinge]

xiv

[native burrow]

Yes

[lost plinth]

or the old garo weapon which was just blazing kanji on the back of your fists

[neon hinge]

idc about nes games lol

[native burrow]

Oh that ok

[hardy forge]

MNK have punching fists or claws as weapons

which generally means glowing fists

[urban kite]

and they look like shit most of the time

[neon hinge]

So monk is anime

[native burrow]

Think of ff14 monks like dbz

In a weird way

[hardy forge]

also the whole line of "Shinryu's Ephemeral ..... " weapons are crafter only,and they're like 3M each wottafuq

the lvl 70 crafted with "effects"

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

the lvl 60 crafted with "effects" is the "seeing horde" line

[native burrow]

[empty swallow]

Shinryu's Ephemeral cock

[neon hinge]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-28-2015/ELNADw.gif

Monk

[lost plinth]

y'see i don't like glowy much, but even then i think the shinryu weps suck ass

[hardy forge]

which basically is DRK black and red effects onto all weapons

and thats still like 700k

[native burrow]

I like the skill called salt dirty

Unearth salt something

[empty swallow]

I like the skill called high jump, because I don't have it and I hate getting animation locked

reeeee

[neon hinge]

The other day I found you could hotbar "jump"

It was pretty odd ngl

[native burrow]

Dragoon have 3 jump skill

And now they are powerful in pvp

Atm

[empty swallow]

4 actually

[hardy forge]

i was currently hashing out,seeing horde greatsword for DRK,the shinryu one for SCH(but only because any other "not basic B" book is either about butterflies,or is midget sized,or is about fairies

and the eureka SMN one

[empty swallow]

Jump/High Jump, Shatterspine, Dragonfire and Stardiver

[lost plinth]

5, technically

[spice thistle]

Dragoon in pvp can one-shot if you are careless

[neon hinge]

btw peeps is actionqueue on xiv macro the same than castsequence on wow macros?

[native burrow]

Oh yeah

[lost plinth]

if you count lb3 lul

[empty swallow]

6 if you count elusive jump

8head

7 if we count spacebar

[spice thistle]

7 if you count

Mofo

[empty swallow]

🙂

[spice thistle]

8 counting knockbacks

[empty swallow]

When do we just get to fly

[neon hinge]

just jump in the air

ez

[native burrow]

Dragoon favorite song in a nutshell https://youtu.be/XhzpxjuwZy0

[empty swallow]

Why the fuck does every ranged dps Lb2 nero in prae

we also have 3 ninjas in this prae pogging

[hardy forge]

they hate him that much

[neon hinge]

is LB party-wise or each person buttons it for himself?

[empty swallow]

partywide

[heady solstice]

pogchampion i did rabanaste

[empty swallow]

Usually on bosses melee gets it, I'm always on LB duty

[neon hinge]

oh

that's bad then

it's like

BL for everyone

Even the idiots

[empty swallow]

Nobody presses it until last boss in dungeons anyway usually

Everyone respects the street code cuh

[hardy forge]

since i have to go through eureka regardless because of the demiozma mount,and i'll need a crafter for books,i thought "might as well",so for my SMN i was looking at getting this one (bahamut wings on the book xd) @lost plinth

[empty swallow]

You don't need LB at all for dungeons, it just makes last boss go quicker

trials you'll find some where you need LB b4 the boss nukes u

As long as someone presses LB, it's better than nothing

I used to LB when the boss was like 1%, idk why

[neon hinge]

Kill secure

[empty swallow]

I LB around 10% now

[red berry]

Been away from wow for years.. how much did it change?

[empty swallow]

depends when you left

[red berry]

Like around 2015

Lol

[neon hinge]

That's...... mop?

[hardy forge]

#retail-wow

[empty swallow]

WoD

[neon hinge]

or wod?

yeah

has changed a fair bit

[native burrow]

Hey once you beat arr try to do his quest you will love it

[neon hinge]

Now everyone from the Horde is bad for reasons

[empty swallow]

hildobrond

poopoo

[red berry]

Better graphics? Same?

[empty swallow]

better ish

[neon hinge]

I mean every expansion has upped graphics

So i don't get the question 😄

[red berry]

I see. Cos I imagined how it used to look like back then.. and looking at current games

[empty swallow]

corcodile

[neon hinge]

anyway #retail-wow will get you in touch back again

[empty swallow]

You can look at videos and judge for yourself

and yeah

[native burrow]

Question to yall wow player

Any npc in wow matches hildibrand personality

[empty swallow]

hmm I don't quite remember since I only did the ARR quest

He's kinda wacky right

I'd imagine some goblin npc would be it? idk why

[hardy forge]

hildiboi has a questline in every expac

[empty swallow]

||Gaius went super saiyan pogggg||

[hardy forge]

gives you emote minion and outfit

[empty swallow]

you're a minion

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

Dude wtf is up with your praes, I only get one person who talks in like 4 dungeons

[heady solstice]

^

[neon hinge]

my dungs are pretty talkative

the few I did

[empty swallow]

Light people just cba lmfao, just blast dungeons

[hardy forge]

the trick is spamming praes back to back

[neon hinge]

even if just some basic stuff

[empty swallow]

well yeah we're talkative in dungeons, but nobody talks in prae

[neon hinge]

"this way"

"gg"

etc

oh

I guess they're just playing on auto whilst wattching anime or smth lol

[hardy forge]

we got lahabread,oranges, what other foods as npcs do we have?

[empty swallow]

We always go hello, meme about a boss or 2, then ggs

[heady solstice]

grapeis

idfk

[neon hinge]

the twins are pretty edible

[empty swallow]

woah

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

well,the thing with praetorium groups is that 99% of people REQUIRE netflix/youtube to prevent receiving sanity damage

[heady solstice]

applenauid

[empty swallow]

I just type here while cutscenes are playing and spotify is on the side

[heady solstice]

perks of having 2 moniters

[hardy forge]

@neon hinge ||service announcement: the twins are like 15-16||

[empty swallow]

moniters

that's legal in kkona land isn't it

[heady solstice]

i think 16 is the age of consent most places

[neon hinge]

I'm sure at least three years have passed since ARR 😄

[heady solstice]

no

they are still 16 im pretty sure

[empty swallow]

No time doesn't move in eorzea

we're all stuck in the same day

[neon hinge]

Well then it's a fucking shitty place to live on lol

[heady solstice]

like groundhog day

[hardy forge]

age of consent is 14 here 😐

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

wtf are you

[hardy forge]

legally thats the age

not even joking O.O

[heady solstice]

[neon hinge]

16 Spain

[empty swallow]

@neon hinge Well technically not a single year has passed apparently, at least up to Stormblood all the events have happened in the same year

[neon hinge]

Eorza is probably by 10

Will all those elves

[hardy forge]

thats a very troubled year

[neon hinge]

smh

[heady solstice]

@neon hinge they're 3 thousand years old

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/613356187358068747/697143368165359906/image0.gif

[urban kite]

fairly sure the twins are in their 20's at this point

[heady solstice]

if time worked the way it works on earth prob

[urban kite]

nothings stated on the passage of time in-universe at least so eh

[spring heath]

They started ARR at 15

[neon hinge]

Anyways, minors be minors

I'll stick with Aldi for the time being then

[empty swallow]

Yda is pretty pogchampion

[heady solstice]

papalymo is pretty pogchampion

[spring heath]

See, thing is, in one of the DoH SB questlines a past NPC comes back and says something about the initial quest in ARR being years ago

[empty swallow]

||fuck you marcelo lmfao||

[heady solstice]

|| ||

[urban kite]

even more weird that ||alisaie is tryna fuck the WoL then||

[spring heath]

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

She's not

[heady solstice]

its alluded to

[urban kite]

she straight up is

[empty swallow]

||She can fuck me, idm||

[spring heath]

People can have school kid crushes

[heady solstice]

true

[empty swallow]

/spoo

spoo

[spring heath]

I had a crush on an adult when I was in school, doesn't mean I wanted to fuck them

[empty swallow]

[spring heath]

I just thought they were cute and sweet

[neon hinge]

wow wolf inverse pedo?

jkjkjk

[empty swallow]

||She just wants to have the strongest child in the world, no problem||

[spring heath]

The WoL is Ali's mentor and idol

[heady solstice]

||https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/tales_from_the_storm/sidestory_02/#sidestory_02 ||

[empty swallow]

I mean it depends how old your WoL is ig

[spring heath]

It does

[heady solstice]

true true

[neon hinge]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1a11be757f8842a518c93b7bc99b1708/tenor.gif?itemid=5569329

[spring heath]

My youngest is 21

[neon hinge]

Me, the WoL

[empty swallow]

Mine is whatever she is pepelaugh

[neon hinge]

Not knowing what the WoL are you talking about

[empty swallow]

Warrior of Light

aka u

[neon hinge]

yeah

[empty swallow]

Fun fact, my WoL shares a bday with alisaie kapp

[neon hinge]

but no one fliters with me

afaik

[empty swallow]

we were born on the same exact minute 🙂

[neon hinge]

I demand a refund

[spring heath]

Dork

[heady solstice]

um actually my WoL is the second cousin to zenos

[empty swallow]

woah dude

[neon hinge]

I'm no dork D:

I'm WoL

Even if WoL is kinda the dumbest FF term to ever exist

[spring heath]

I'm calling Monte the dork

[heady solstice]

monte is the WoD

[empty swallow]

Why though, you are literally the warrior of light

[heady solstice]

warrior of dork

[empty swallow]

I am the Warlord of Draenor

[heady solstice]

[spring heath]

S m h

[heady solstice]

smh my head

[spring heath]

PINTSIZE

[empty swallow]

2nd ultima time

[neon hinge]

I'm an archdruid last I checked

Kinda pog

[heady solstice]

second

[neon hinge]

oh btw I got up to private first class 😄

[spring heath]

[empty swallow]

idk we fight it twice

[heady solstice]

oh

[neon hinge]

I might get coporal tmrw

[empty swallow]

I swapped to maelstrom today

[neon hinge]

I still don't know what title I like tho

[heady solstice]

i thought you were talking about how many times youve killed it in total

[empty swallow]

LOL

I've ran prae a lot

for my playtiem

I did MSQ roulette everyday while I was doing HW

[heady solstice]

im really happy about my nin glamour

[spring heath]

IC my NIN is actually still a rogue but she totally learns some tricks from Domans while they're helping in Yanxia

[empty swallow]

What should I push my DRG to b4 I start ShB, I want to hit 80 around the time we're nearing the end of 5.0

[spring heath]

What's your main?

[neon hinge]

Druid

[empty swallow]

I am DRG

[heady solstice]

Druidgoon

[empty swallow]

But I don't want to get level locked

[spring heath]

Then 70 is fine

[empty swallow]

[neon hinge]

ah yes, DongRaeGu

[spring heath]

Then idk, 74?

Just do all the zone quests as you go

[heady solstice]

if ur only doing msq xp is p tight

ngl

[spring heath]

You get level appropriate gear for all slots if you zone clear anyway

I like to stockpile them and then open and wear them all at once

[heady solstice]

i do that except its because im lazy

[empty swallow]

I'll go 75 and see how the xp is

[heady solstice]

you'll be good at 75 for a good bit

[neon hinge]

70-80 is grindy or what?

[heady solstice]

nah

just long

[empty swallow]

No it's just MSQ gives dirt XP and you end up being locked unless you do sidequests and stuff, so I'm lazy and don't want to bother with that

I hit 70 in SB when I was still doing the 63 quests lmfao

kinda overleveled there

[heady solstice]

ShB is the first time ive gotten level locked

[neon hinge]

uhm

[heady solstice]

[empty swallow]

I got level locked in ARR a lot, and in HW I literaelly got level locked on the last quest which is level 60

I did my MSQ roulette for the day and hit 60

[heady solstice]

HW i got ilvl locked

for uh

chemical plant

[empty swallow]

I don't think I got ilvl locked at all, I had tons of poetics

maybe like ||Baelsars Wall|| I got ilvl locked

[heady solstice]

i think ive mastered the kugane parkour

[empty swallow]

alright brb gonna eat dinner then continue with 4.2

[heady solstice]

i just first tried it

[spring heath]

The trick to not getting level locked is COMPLETE ALL THE ZONE SIDE QUESTS

YOU WANT FLYING ANYWAY SO DO IT

Also the stories are SO WORTH IT

[heady solstice]

no

[spring heath]

PEOPLE

[heady solstice]

[spring heath]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[neon hinge]

what does level locked mean?

[hardy forge]

i know a lot of ppl in here dont even have SB flying

casuals

[spring heath]

shakes you all by the shoulders

[heady solstice]

@neon hinge you need to be a certain level to do a quest

[spring heath]

Means you're under the level that the next MSQ step demands

[neon hinge]

ah ok

[spring heath]

continues shaking all of you by the shoulders

[neon hinge]

So you're just not leveling properly

Oki

[heady solstice]

under 10 min speed run

[lost plinth]

@empty swallow becuase LB resets when nero gets pulled

[hardy forge]

i can attest that starting at 72 and doing ONLY MSQ/job/role quest,you get levellocked at around 78,

so 74 is gud

[urban kite]

is that a reshade or has it always looked that washed out

[hardy forge]

prob marc's gamma settings are tuned wrong

also

i just found a great quote "that wasnt a lie,it just was not a truth"

[lost plinth]

farming ghimlyt dark for glams

i'm sick of this place now

[empty swallow]

just get the item lol

[lost plinth]

[spring heath]

I was farming Ghimlyt for the necklaces and could have kicked myself when I accidentally handed one into the GC cuz I wasn't paying attention

so I had to go after that one AGAIN

[hardy forge]

@lost plinth ahah,you dont know the pain u.u,i farmed swallow's compass for the bonewicca helm

and i got the entire set for both SCH,Tank and SMN

before i got the SMN helm

[spring heath]

that's how it be

I run stuff on my WHM and get stuff I wanted on my NIN

[hardy forge]

i even got the wukong minion from last boss

[spring heath]

my SCH/SMN/DRK/NIN nerd lass gets striking and maiming shit

[neon hinge]

farming for gear or mog skins?

[hardy forge]

mog

[neon hinge]

too dedicated

🙄

I bet all cloth is bad anyways

[spring heath]

Not in XIV it's not

lol

[neon hinge]

It better be higher quality than what I'm seeing back here at arr

My boy aldin with jpeg clothes

[lost plinth]

yeah you have sprout gear

[hardy forge]

i swear i ran that dungeon at least close to 50 times

and you know why i knew that item existed?

it dropped on the first run(for story quest)

and i lost it because as a SCH you cant need on caster gear

[civic blade]

hmm question guys do pvp give yoiu gear ? or do i have to grind it all out on mythics?

[hardy forge]

#retail-wow

[lost plinth]

but yeah quality of clothing looks much better later

[hardy forge]

depends on your taste even later

[neon hinge]

yeah I like the summoner's

[lost plinth]

he likes the smn glam

get fucked, dafire

[hardy forge]

the summoners he knows

[lost plinth]

(dafire does not like my smn glam)

[hardy forge]

not your glam

lul

[lost plinth]

ugh

whatever

[heady solstice]

@urban kite its reshade

[urban kite]

that just looks awful

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

someone just got my hopes up saying ghimlyt was doable unsynced

dunno what planet they're on

[native burrow]

If i were to create a character in Europe where most of you guys are

I think my username will be either Johnathan joestar or Jaina proudmore

[heady solstice]

@lost plinth how tf would it be soloable

[lost plinth]

idk

as a 480 tank maybe

[empty swallow]

@native burrow I'm on light, and dafire+inter are chaos, so idk who most of us are

[native burrow]

Lol

[heady solstice]

me emu and wolf ( i think) are on crystal

maybe mak also idk

[empty swallow]

Kkona land

alright that's me done with dinner

Starting 4.2

[spring heath]

Yeah I'm on Crystal

I'm a Goblin

[neon hinge]

A lala?

[spring heath]

no

a Goblin

[heady solstice]

[neon hinge]

https://twitter.com/Wowhead/status/1264976206039932929

Wowhead (@Wowhead)

With the PvP scaling system, players with worse gear can deal more damage. In his latest video @Rextroy3 takes the scaling system to an extreme, finding ways to one-shot Horde players on a naked Paladin!

https://t.co/4RQw6r3OlB

Twitter

good game

[spice thistle]

Wait

Wasn't it fixed when everyone was complaining about it?

[neon hinge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Don't ask me

[spice thistle]

I ask u

[neon hinge]

ask @ wowhead

@thin basalt

Reply us almighty bot

[hardy forge]

usually rextroy ONLY posts videos

AFTER it's been fixed

to prevent exploiters

[neon hinge]

Oh okay

Still, Blizzard please.

[urban kite]

what else do you want them to do, they already fixed it

[hardy forge]

also this quest text @lost plinth "Sid is about to make a choice he's quickly going to regret"

thanks Squeenix

[empty swallow]

Sid

Sid Jarlond

I'm done with Tansui, such a lad

[civic blade]

any mages ?

[empty swallow]

#retail-wow #wow-help maybe

or the mage class discord

[hardy forge]

tansui is just a man trying to make a living

all this mystical WoL stuff that crossed his way was none of his business

[molten sequoia]

So this is where the cool kids are hanging now

[heady solstice]

hello tom

hows ff14?

[spring burrow]

Oh I’ve seen them

[fallen anvil]

off: i reg to the project entropius, but i cant knowing my acc to registring, what must i do?

[hardy forge]

i approve of that name marc

[spring burrow]

???

[hardy forge]

Part 1

[heady solstice]

what

[spring heath]

i don't know what that is

[heady solstice]

wasnt even in praetorium

was just in twine

[spring burrow]

Sounds like a private server

[fallen anvil]

yes

[hardy forge]

we dont do that Pserver thing here

[spring heath]

That's not allowed here

[spring burrow]

You making an account for that?

[heady solstice]

i wouldnt talk about that here

[neon hinge]

@ mods

[heady solstice]

dawg

[spring burrow]

Thats against the rules

[spice thistle]

Mhm

[heady solstice]

[spring heath]

I goooooogled it, it's a BC private server

tsk tsk

[heady solstice]

yeah same

smh

[neon hinge]

god people

[spring burrow]

Bruh

[heady solstice]

my head

[spring heath]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-go-t-game-of-thrones-walk-of-shame-shameful-gif-4949558

[neon hinge]

Just play modern wow

[hardy forge]

imagine not waiting classic tbc

[heady solstice]

[spring burrow]

Classic tbc is inevitable

[hardy forge]

plus its been shown that classic (vanilla) Pservs,even the best ones

were ultra buggy

90% of non main quests were super buggedf

dungeons and raids were overtuned for "muh nostalgia they were super hard"

[heady solstice]

man lakshmi's BGM is so good

[neon hinge]

lmao vanilla was never hard

just fucking tedious to play

[spring burrow]

Exactly

[heady solstice]

true tbh

[spring burrow]

Rose tinted glasses

[hardy forge]

since pservers were made by ppl with rosetints

they intentionally made them tuned harder to keep that

then classic came

and ragnaros fell down in half an hour

[neon hinge]

MC was never hard that's why it's 40M, and it's not hard because it's 40M as well

[hardy forge]

with 20 ppl

[neon hinge]

lmao is that true?

[heady solstice]

and then molten core was cleared in like an hour

[neon hinge]

I know onyxia was fucing swept over

[heady solstice]

yeah

uh

apes?

[spring heath]

Server lag was a Difficulty Feature back then

[heady solstice]

iirc?

[neon hinge]

But didn't read bout ragna xD

[spring burrow]

I mean classic did show that 40 man raids was a bad idea

Cause stupid easy

[urban kite]

it's also that everyone has had what, almost 15~ years to analyse every little detail about the fight?

[hardy forge]

also even dungeon bosses on normal have more mechanics than a raid in classic

[neon hinge]

yeah that is fair MB

[spice thistle]

More like

Rose dyes

[heady solstice]

https://www.wowhead.com/news=294838/world-first-classic-ragnaros-kill-by-apes

[hardy forge]

the rosetint gang went "uuhh....but wait for BWL!!!,that will be hard!!!"

[urban kite]

apes together strong

[hardy forge]

and then it was cleared day 1 in an hour

[heady solstice]

yeah

[neon hinge]

Not a lot of thought went into the Raid Composition for the Ragnaros kill - APES simply got the highest people on their guild and attempted Molten Core. They only ran with 3 tanks, only 1 of them being geared enough to be considered a main tank - The other 2 were DPS specs that simply respecced for the purposes of raiding Molten Core.

BOI

[heady solstice]

werent even trying

[hardy forge]

then zulgurub 5priest(hardmode) was "impossible" even with naxx gear,with the closest pull at 5%

[spring burrow]

I can’t wait to see the shitshow for aq

[hardy forge]

and Apes cleared it first try

[neon hinge]

As Hunters need to be 60 to learn Tranquilizing Shot, required to dispell Magmadar's Enrages, they had to wait a couple hours to progress through the boss..

[hardy forge]

with BWL gear

[neon hinge]

[heady solstice]

naxx might be a lil hard

[hardy forge]

nah

[spice thistle]

Nah

[heady solstice]

but i doubt they wont kill it within the day

[hardy forge]

you didnt need even 1 of fire resistance to kill rag

so ye

[spice thistle]

Nax was hard because the time between naxx and BC was very close so people just moved on xd

[heady solstice]

true

[spice thistle]

I can see people ninjaing the sword tho

[hardy forge]

plus 4horseman required 8 tanks so people quickly gave up

[heady solstice]

[neon hinge]

ZG existing means covid in wow can exist again right?

😢

(It's patched sadly)

[spice thistle]

Prolly it was

[heady solstice]

inb4 it drops 4 times for apes

pplaff

[neon hinge]

plus 4horseman required 8 tanks so people quickly gave up
wow, it used to require 8 on the og naxx?

[spring burrow]

Oh no they patched that hard

[hardy forge]

on their hakkar hardmode,APES had 6 dps warriors with thunderfury XD

they literally dps bursted the mechanics out

[neon hinge]

Wouldn't 4 work and be rotating from horse to horse?

I assume the horses mark hence needing 8 tanks

6 TF is a bit too much tho 🤔

The droprate is pretty low

[hardy forge]

just funnel them lul

[neon hinge]

Wait no I'm thinking sulfuras

IDR thunderfury

[hardy forge]

did someone say [thunderfury]

[thin basalt]

Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

Live 8.3.0

[spring burrow]

I guess we’ll see the new strat when naxx hits classic

[spice thistle]

Naxx is going to be sponsored by

Raid: Shadow Legends

[neon hinge]

lmaaao

anyways

on classic

what's the order of the next content?

[hardy forge]

[corrupted ashbringer]

[thin basalt]

Corrupted Ashbringer

Live 8.3.0

[hardy forge]

is the sponsor for naxx

[spring burrow]

Aq40 is coming soon

[spice thistle]

Next one is AQ I think

[spring burrow]

With scarab lord stuff

[neon hinge]

aq40 and then aq25?

[spring burrow]

Most likely

[neon hinge]

Wish the bot would accept [c|search] for classic search

oh wow I woked up both bots

[spice thistle]

You crashed the bot

[hardy forge]

bot couldnt handle thunderfury memes

oh wait

[neon hinge]

xDD

[hardy forge]

the REAL sponsor of naxx

will be

[atiesh]

[thin basalt]

Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guardian

Live 8.3.0

[neon hinge]

oh boi

karazhan 😄

wait isnt' kara tbc?

[hardy forge]

its actually from naxxramas xD

trust me

i was confused too

[spring burrow]

Yes

[hardy forge]

the rep for kharazan(violet eye) is in classic

[neon hinge]

I do trust you

Atiesh is no longer available on live

I checked long XD

but it's just, odd

[hardy forge]

removed in wrath

with naxx removal

[neon hinge]

it drops on naxx and tps to kaz

ye

[hardy forge]

like corrupteda shbring

[neon hinge]

I started in VERY late wotlk

[spring heath]

I kinda wish it was, I'd love it for my nelf mage

alas

[neon hinge]

3.3.5a

[hardy forge]

karazhan,like the emerald dream,dragon isles,etc etc etc and a lot more contentù

was planned for vanilla

[spring heath]

this bot about to drop an essay

[hardy forge]

but scrapped

original design kharazan looks like a japanese tower

[native burrow]

Why is this staff with shit damage for melee cost so much

[hardy forge]

with all the stacked roofs

[neon hinge]

yeah the bot is just writing the next Pulitzer

[hardy forge]

outland was also for vanilla,as were kultiras etc

[spice thistle]

What did you do to the bot now

[neon hinge]

I did this

Does anyone know who the bot master is ? xd

Sas?

[spring heath]

It's gonna have a stroke

Man, people love pairing the dalmascan top with the 2B britches

[hardy forge]

i know the 2B set had people RAVENOUS over it in the first weeks

like ninjaing loot if they could level

[spring heath]

tiddy out ass out gotta work that s t r u t

[heady solstice]

hes still out here typing

i think inter broke the bot

[hardy forge]

5 in 1,also "thunder beast" was out of frame unfortunately

[neon hinge]

"overwatch is clutered"

[hardy forge]

this is a zoom-in xD

[neon hinge]

Meanwhile FFXIV on the background: "haha spells go FHSHSSHS"

[hardy forge]

if you want cluttered,try a full group of dancers

[neon hinge]

yeah

Hatchild showed me xD

[hardy forge]

someone has a macro to replace DBM xD

[neon hinge]

hahaah

[hardy forge]

someone is going to have to put the bot out of its misery

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

Nice

[heady solstice]

and i just hit level 78

thank you square enix very cool

[north verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAYt_g1LW4w

dont ask, just watch

[lost plinth]

based on the clickbait-ass title and thumbnail, i think i may actually do neither

[north verge]

well its a funny video

sooo

[lost plinth]

y'all remember when sirenhead wasn't just doled out for clicks

[north verge]

bruh its literally sirenhead in it

how is it clickbait

want me to gyazo it for u?

[lost plinth]

no, it's okay

[north verge]

ppl have no humor in this discord

[spring burrow]

We do, just not the same as you

[spring heath]

I have old humor

[north verge]

lol

[spring heath]

being crotchety 28 and all

[lost plinth]

back to farming ghimlyt. wew.

[north verge]

the edit in that vid i linked is perfect, i wish i could do that

[lost plinth]

i do not feel 20

i'm sure someone's got it wrong

[north verge]

thought it would be like the spinosaurus from movie but it wasnt LOL the fckin kid

i spat drink D:

[spring heath]

M * A * S * H was peak comedy

[north verge]

https://tenor.com/view/party-dane-party-hotel-transylvania2-hotel-transylvania-monster-gif-5623087

[spring burrow]

my humor is a little rough to post in here

[north verge]

[neon hinge]

i do not feel 20
you're 20??

[spring burrow]

Wait emu is 20??

[north verge]

lol fail

[spring heath]

a bab

[north verge]

boogey deleting his comments as usual so mine make no sense

[heady solstice]

[meager vale]

😆 idk what your talking about

[heady solstice]

BoogeymanToday at 2:22 PM
:catbruh:

[meager vale]

😮😮😮😮😮

[heady solstice]

cat bruh

[meager vale]

how do you do that?!

[heady solstice]

:catbruh: is how

[meager vale]

Oh no

[heady solstice]

🙏 trust in cat bruh and he will trust in you

|| k lemme join tho ||

[spring heath]

For someone who was using a LEVEL 71 SIDE TOOL I wasn't doing too shabby on my crafting

(at level 80)

(on level 80 items)

[spring burrow]

You had a level 71 off tool???

At 80!1

[spring heath]

Yeah

I fixed it

but I'm also an absolute IDIOT

who just wasted 250 scrip on a primary tool when they meant to get the secondary

[spring burrow]

LMAO

SE add a refund item option like wow

I’ve wasted so many tomes buying the wrong item

[spring heath]

GODS PLEASE

Listen, SqEx, some of us are dumbasses who don't fecking read

please let us fix our fuckups

[lost plinth]

the fuck do you mean 'wait emu is 20'

am i allowed to have an age

[spring burrow]

No youre just younger than I thought

[lost plinth]

ree

uh

[neon hinge]

Older than I thought

[lost plinth]

i... guess i'll take that

i-

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[neon hinge]

I don't feel like I'm 25 either

More like 15

[lost plinth]

someone come help me speedrun ghimlyt dark aaa

i don't know how to set up a PF to speedrun it unsynced

nor do i know if anyone would join

[neon hinge]

I would join but

[spring burrow]

Rip

I’m on the freeway right now

[hardy forge]

Im one year older than emu,shocker

Why are you texting on the freeway jhock,shits dangerous

[spring burrow]

Im not driving

[hardy forge]

🤔

[spring burrow]

I’m a passenger?

[heady solstice]

the ||chais|| are so wholesome

[hardy forge]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW-Wjiw3Xy4|| this vid is pretty great analysis of the soundtracks from FF14,however MAY CONTAIN visual spoilers,so just limit yourself to listening to it if you arent caught up

[empty swallow]

watched it all and got spoiled

thanks dafire

[heady solstice]

yeah thanks dafire

[lost plinth]

this man

does not know how musical definitions work

or there's some cursed second definition either americans or orchestral directors or both use that i'm not aware of

[hardy forge]

meanwhile i got

[heady solstice]

friggo storm

[heady solstice]

fuck the bee's knees

my homies hate the bees knees

we all about the cats eyes

[hardy forge]

@lost plinth i mean,with how americans are still using the imperial system instead of metric,thats totally possible

[heady solstice]

what of it?

[neon hinge]

<@&299347348847329281>

Nah, I want you banned dear

[burnt topaz]

qdqdqd#7051 was banned | Advertising

[fallen nexus]

Goodbye

[neon hinge]

thx bro

RMT

[hardy forge]

oof

[spice thistle]

What was that

Another person spamming about bees or what?

[neon hinge]

Some dude sad cuz I @ mods when they posted their rmt server

[hardy forge]

ironic when we had a conversation about rmt just earlier today

[tough escarp]

Thulm showed the door

[lost plinth]

what'd i miss

lul

[neon hinge]

3 lines above your X)

[heady solstice]

imagine not reading the rules and then getting angry when you get banned

[neon hinge]

Well, they didn't insult which is a nice change of pace

[heady solstice]

true but still

how can you be that dumb

[neon hinge]

Well, they were RMT

So

[hardy forge]

we got more praetorium adventures episode 22

[neon hinge]

Damn one piece fans

[empty swallow]

[lost plinth]

run 14, no coat

[spring heath]

😦

[lost plinth]

halp

ples

somehow

[spring heath]

What coat are you after?

[tough escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/iam-going-to-help-you-igot-you-here-for-you-let-me-help-the-terminator-gif-14903340

[hardy forge]

a coat from ghimlyt dark

also 14 runs is nothin emu,feel my pain when i farmed that helm at least 40runs if not 50

with DPS queues

because i wasnt going to be SCH and get the loot stolen again

[lost plinth]

@spring heath alliance jacket of healing

oh dafire already said

Checked already and there's zero alternative models

[spring heath]

😩

[heady solstice]

[lost plinth]

plus i uh

don't really know how to make PF groups that'd get applications

[hardy forge]

making them for trials or raids is ez

[heady solstice]

fhack i have to get to 79 to do more msq

[hardy forge]

making them for random dungeons that no one wants to do because not MSQ or no mount etc

is hard

do le roulette with xp food

NEVER forget xp food

you might think 3% is garbage,but from 30-80 that's 5billion xp

just from that 3%

[heady solstice]

👀

dayum

[hardy forge]

it STACKS UP

plus i just discovered that the ring from completing hall of the novice gives 30% extra xp WHEN lower than lvl 30

and the friendship earring from recruitafriend is 20% under lvl 25

noice

[empty swallow]

CEO of ninja

[heady solstice]

hello yes

i am the ceo of ninja

[hardy forge]

angery stripper

[neon hinge]

you look good Dafire

[hardy forge]

not me lul

[heady solstice]

[hardy forge]

tom toxic is funny tho

[heady solstice]

dafire we all know thats your stripper alt

smh my head

[hardy forge]

@molten sequoia tom toxic this you?

[neon hinge]

oh, I just noticed the bot stoped

ugh, I forgot to mute back #wowhead-feedback-support

[spring burrow]

I see Cid goggles

I need to get the Garlond Ironworks outfit for my WoL

[spring heath]

Indeed

You should

[spring burrow]

IC he works for Garlond Ironworks part time when not adventuring all over

[spring heath]

😄 Nice!

I just got them for funsies

[spring burrow]

I thought about it but I’ve put glasses on him and never looked back lol

[spring heath]

He looks good with them!

[spring burrow]

Lol ty

[spring heath]

I'm trying to decide how to level ALC now that CUL is 80

WVR I'll do via facet since CRP and LTW are already capped

[spice thistle]

im enjoying the omega raids too much

[lost plinth]

okay sure

[spring heath]

ehehehehehhe

[lost plinth]

like

[heady solstice]

einstein is such a bro

[lost plinth]

i thought the localisation team were allowed to be everything but lewd

[spring heath]

It's not sex related though

it's only alluding but completely otherwise related

[lost plinth]

Oh well

[heady solstice]

wait thats not him

fuck

[spring heath]

lol no

[heady solstice]

im classist

i think all drgs look the same

[lost plinth]

they do

[spring heath]

it's a uniform, that's the point

[lost plinth]

they distinguish by smell alone

true story

Still didn't get the coat

20 runs

[spring heath]

😦

[lost plinth]

Sick of whm but oddly I'm more comfortable doing hefty chungus pulls with whm than sch

[heady solstice]

I'm more comfortable doing hefty chungus pulls

[lost plinth]

try me

anyway

whm is kinda fun

if only for the holy go brr dps who

i nabbed a screenshot of me beating out a sam and a blm on enmity just with dps

[spice thistle]

....

[lost plinth]

i did get a bit sad, i ended up getting 3 queues with this ninja also going for scouting coat, by the third run we kinda had an arrangement and just started pulling mobs regardless of where the tank happened to be

the fourth run, we got split up

scouting coat dropped

I did have to mildly sass a summoner who got antsy with me after I left the group on 50% after a medica II cause why wouldn't you, and carried on dpsing

so he tried to physick himself and i responded by walking up to his face and using tetragram on him

[spring heath]

omg

[lost plinth]

evidently he noticed and got sassy about 'why weren't you healing'

'did anyone die?'

[spice thistle]

Oh no

[lost plinth]

'do you like, do less dps if you have less health? do you have less stats?'

[spice thistle]

...what have we done

[lost plinth]

created a fuckin glaremage,don't dance around it

[spring heath]

😂

[lost plinth]

pointed tetragram is my new favourite sass though

especially since tetragram's anim is essentially a t pose

There was admittedly one time on the second boss or so that I reasoned it'd be productive to let the tank die with the boss

it's like, the same logic as wowanalyser saying you should have your mana at the same % as the boss y'know

[spring heath]

lolwut

[lost plinth]

i must cast s t o n e

admittedly stone IV makes a fucking intolerable noise and i can't wait to be done with this so i can get back to glare

i did have to ask a ninja something, i've wondered for a while so i just said

'that thing y'all do, is it a frog or does it just look and sound like a frog'

'it's a frog yeah'

'is it worth asking why?'

'the skill's called hellfrog medium'

'of course it is'

oh god my poor ipad search history - i had this incredibly weird dream last night of this dungeon in XIV that obviously doesn't exist, that had this weird combo of all the parts in wanderers' palace NM with the tonberries chasing you, only replace the tonberries with Tesleen, add about 5 and it's about 6 times more nightmarish

i think i woke up and had to immediately verify it didn't actually exist

gee whiz, reading that shit back i'm pretty sure i'm not getting enough sleep, playing too much xiv or both

good night lmfao

[spice thistle]

...

What have we done

[lost plinth]

i don't fuckin know lmao

[spice thistle]

When I showed Emu FFXIV I never expect this to happen

Hat Child became Salt Child

[lost plinth]

Hat Child has been sassy from the strt

it's just never had a focal point

hat child still precious though 10/10 would pat

[heady solstice]

emu

are you ok?

[lost plinth]

very, very good question

i'll get back to you on that one at a later date

[spring heath]

Couple of CUTIES

Cutie Cattes

[heady solstice]

t e l l m e, f o r w h o m d o y o u f i g h t?

[spring heath]

Just another night in Praetorium

😠

[heady solstice]

how very glib

[spring heath]

ALLOW ME, THEN, HEROES, TO DO THAT WHICH YOU WILL NOT!

[spice thistle]

So

I got into Alphascape 2 with big dragon

Red mage viera instantly pulls

bruhwtf.png

I don't get on my stance or the other tank for 10 seconds until he starts crying for it

I get on my tank stance and taunt "Dude don't pull unless the tanks pull"

"no"

"no?"

"no"

im like

"kden"

Shirks one second before tankbuster castbar

[spring heath]

Tanks can and will be petty ass bitches

me, I'm petty ass bitches

[spring burrow]

Me: goes into shit with stance on for that reason

[spring heath]

https://twitter.com/gaiusvandrilsar/status/1264896759249219585

gaiuss (@gaiusvandrilsar)

who the fuck is screaming "Unleash Ultima" at my castrum. show yourself, ascian. i will never cast ultima. such devastation is not my intention

Retweets

215

Likes

349

Twitter

[heady solstice]

the heart of

S A B I K

[spring heath]

suh beek

[heady solstice]

that even the vaunted scholars of ancient allag failed to scratch

[spring burrow]

Lmao

[spring heath]

The cutest catte couple

[spice thistle]

Ahh best shaving experience

Got a new razor

I just passed it once

once

deleted all

[heady solstice]

[spice thistle]

Not even pulling or anything

just

sharp delete

[spring heath]

Thinkin' about...

[spice thistle]

NO

NO

NO

[spring heath]

No what

You need to give something other than 'no' to convince me

[spice thistle]

no black for paladin

[spring heath]

Pfff that's not a valid reason

Besides, he's a DRK first

[deep bluff]

people still play video games?

[spice thistle]

You again?

[spring heath]

aaaand blocking

[spice thistle]

sO

So

I broke the code

I was able to jump gaps with an elusive jump

Something that is