#no-wow-discussion

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versed pebble
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welll I would debate that

tawny fox
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Thanks ❤ . It's only the beginning of my musical career.

rare laurel
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you're right actually. Chrissy Costanza has the best covers.

fallen nexus
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I’m off to bed. Ping me if you need me.

young frigate
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dreams

versed pebble
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no Doc, DJ Cutman has teh best

rare laurel
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But I want to marry Chrissy Costanza

tawny fox
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She's a beacon of beauty.

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Aphrodite looked at Chrissy and said "Damn!"

versed pebble
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she's definitely young and pretty

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beacon of beauty though?

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again, debatable, if you debate that sort of thing of course

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but then I'm old...

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they certainly do a better job of Justin Bieber songs though, although if you're gonna cover someone, why dredge the barrel that low?

young frigate
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easy to improve?

tawny fox
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It was just playing on my spotify

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So I went with it

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Good idea with the Bieber stuff. I'll PM it to you when I get it done.

versed pebble
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uh no, sorry

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I wouldn;t tarnish my radio station with his durge

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I've heard better indie bands

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they've got a good sound, but /shrug

spring heath
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lmao

versed pebble
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#NoBieber!

opaque basin
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<shrug>

young frigate
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maybe try some kesha? 😸

fair talon
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anyone here like books?

versed pebble
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yup

tawny fox
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Jokes on all y'all. I got 31 plays on my SoundCloud.

versed pebble
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well there you just proved that was exactly what you were looking for

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now, if you had said...
"Thank you guys to those that took a look, I got 31 views, thanks a bunch"
well yeah, don't be a dick and you might get more

tawny fox
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I don't have any likes though. You are probably right about needing to try some JB.

versed pebble
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cos it wasn't good

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and as you just proved, you're shallow, talentless and just out to be famous

tawny fox
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💔

versed pebble
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oh sorry, did you want me to tell you you were great?

tawny fox
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Lmao I didn't make that as a serious show of talent.

versed pebble
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obviously

tawny fox
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You're so rude. Got me an achy breaky heart. 💔

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Still love ya, boo. 😘

rare laurel
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I didn't realize we were supposed to be dicks to each other in this channel

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Srsly we're all gamers and we're all here to have fun. Samurai, did you ever hear that "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"? Cause you should probably look into it. It's a pretty decent way to live.

versed pebble
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really?
I gave him constructive criticism about his shitty attitude

now, if you had said... "Thank you guys to those that took a look, I got 31 views, thanks a bunch" well yeah, don't be a dick and you might get more

He posted without asking last ngiht then was a dick about it

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his first post was, "jokes on y'all"

tawny fox
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I was kidding when I said that 😂 Have a sense of humor.

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It's ok. I understand you're probably just jealous that you don't have 31 views.

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(That was a joke too)

versed pebble
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but also Doc, I did go look, cos for my job I'm on soundcloud every day looking for talent, that is 2 minutes of my life I will never get back

tawny fox
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One minute and 5 seconds, thank you very much.

rare laurel
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Yeah, obviously a joke. I mean dude you're acting like he's seriously devoted his life to this. Or like that two minutes was the most precious time in the world. If you chose to sit and stare at the SoundCloud screen while you listened to it then that's your problem bud. Point is there's no reason for you to be so hateful towards someone that was just having fun and trying to bring smiles to a few faces.

versed pebble
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of course it's precious, thats two minutes wasted I could have found some real talent 😄

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and I think you misunderstand, I own a radio station, I NEED to look at teh screen while listening to look at info about the person/band

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so yeah, of course it's serious, it's business 😄

tawny fox
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I jokingly posted my SoundCloud, not once seriously claiming I had talent. Take the stick outta your butt and laugh a little.

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Wowhead doesn't relate to your business lol

versed pebble
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seriously?

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if you don'#t know, then I'll let a <@&299347348847329281> deal with it

shrewd siren
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Nice name calling

versed pebble
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🤦🏼

tawny fox
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There's a whole lot of unnecessary negativity here. Think we could calm it down a bit?

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Don't want anybody to get banned over a joke.

shrewd siren
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No, he got banned over the name-calling

versed pebble
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wierd it didn;t remove his posts

shrewd siren
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I saved them for the purpose of logging them

versed pebble
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ah of course

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ty Onyx

tawny fox
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Feeling like I should record some super hot fire for Lonesamurai for his radio station.

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Wicked diss tracks

young frigate
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it's a bit late for a yule log isn't it

rare laurel
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I'm gonna make a diss track called @ moderator

shrewd siren
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I’d love that

versed pebble
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haha

rare laurel
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Better watch out Didder

tawny fox
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Oh shoot

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I thought we could collab

versed pebble
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if it's good Doc, I will genuinely play it

shrewd siren
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@versed pebble not everyone owns a radio station. you could be a bit nicer in your previous comments lol

tawny fox
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I'm gonna call mine "Samurai's AM Station"

versed pebble
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I started by offering constructive criticism

shrewd siren
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(I did try to dm you that but since you have dms off)

versed pebble
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yeah, cos I get a lot 😄

tawny fox
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You took a joke seriously, amigo.

leaden bloom
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Grabs popcorn

tawny fox
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Throw me some, I'm fixing to grab my notepad and drop some bars.

leaden bloom
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There you go, amigo 🍿

tawny fox
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Thanks, Mig.

leaden bloom
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nom nom nom

fresh trout
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Hello people of warcraft, I have a new rabbit, and was wondering if you guys can help me choose a name!

Rocket
Eli
Artemis
👌 Rick & Morty
JarJar
Neelix
Khadgar
Inigo
Papyrus
Solas
Fry
Fifer
Varric

Or suggestions! :)

versed pebble
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photo first

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although damn, you can tell what shows you like from that list 😄

unreal bluff
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th'hell happened overnight? someone got banned?

soft skiff
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Inigo in honor of the glorious khajiit from skyrim ❤

fresh trout
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My favorite character, although not cannon, he should be!! :D

versed pebble
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aww, so cute

I like Fry

tawny fox
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I'm with Samurai on this. Fry sounds really cute.

soft skiff
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So cute

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I’m sticking with Inigo though, it goes with the ears

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That’s just my opinion of course ^,^

versed pebble
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I do like Inigo, seems more a cat name tho

fresh trout
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Hmmm... I see your point, fry sounds cute... I shall think! :D

versed pebble
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saw a giant house bunny at the vets a few months ago... so tempted

fresh trout
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The only other thing is I may be getting another, since they're social, so it, may be good to have a pair, I could call the other leela, but idk 😂

versed pebble
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yup, same for guinea pigs

soft skiff
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Yes! Fry and Leela is perfect

versed pebble
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Yes!

fallen nexus
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I’d vote for those names.

versed pebble
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remember to get them cut though, cos bunny babies

fresh trout
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Yep, having him done before we get the new one 😂 and my dad suggested jarjar and then the other one is binks

versed pebble
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haha

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get a giant and call it Boss Nass

fresh trout
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Yes 😂

versed pebble
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you can even lead train them like a dog too 😄

fresh osprey
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that bunny cant possibly be safe

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its so big

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thats a danger to humanity right there

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god imagine all bunnies in the wild being that big

versed pebble
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The Flemish Giant rabbit is a very large breed of domestic rabbit (O. cuniculus domesticus), and is normally considered to be the largest breed of the species. Flemish giants are a utility breed, and are most commonly bred for fur and meat, altho...

neon hinge
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Bunny meat though

versed pebble
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thats actually probably why Inter 😄

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damnit, now I want rabbit caserole

fresh osprey
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wait

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people eat and wear rabbits?

sly garnet
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yes and yes

neon hinge
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yes in spain is a pretty common meat

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Rather expensive tho

fresh osprey
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never eaten rabbit

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its not a normal type of meat here in the US

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even goat is rare, and that stuff is delicious

versed pebble
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yeah, I used to hunt rabbit with my grandad up the hill near us, I learned about mixxie rabbits too

vapid sable
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Used to eat rabbit meat too. Old man is a hunter.

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Alongside with deer, duck and moose.

fresh trout
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I never have , and refuse to eat rabbit. I'm a rabbit in the Chinese calendar 😊

versed pebble
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😄

neon hinge
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I'm pig and I love it

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Its meat I mean

versed pebble
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yup

fresh osprey
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oh pig is delicious

versed pebble
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Bacon! (English/Danish bacon, not how they do it int eh states)

fresh osprey
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US bacon is canadian

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except it isnt

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because canadian bacon is ham

fresh trout
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Meat is great, but I refuse rabbit or specifically american bison.

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Duck is life, though

fresh osprey
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english bacon seems very similar to us bacon

versed pebble
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easily farmed and looked after meat is always best of course, another reason Rabbit is so good, it's so easy to farm responsibly

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and the best way to server it is in a 69 in a sandwich with a slice of cheese and ketchup

neon hinge
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way to nuke the taste

versed pebble
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if you cook it right, nope

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I love crispy bacon though

neon hinge
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I mean the ketchup

versed pebble
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😮

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it enhances the flavour

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I do like salad cream too though

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nom nom nom

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damnit, I'm hungry now, back in a bit

fresh osprey
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nah

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bacon with lettuce and tomato (and possibly mayo) on two slices of toasted bread

fresh trout
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Yuk, crispy bacon :( I eat everything rare, as bad as it is, even chicken, I pay for it afterwards 😂 but love the taste

fresh osprey
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BLT

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ewwww

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rare bacon isnt safe

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thats literally not safe

versed pebble
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raw chicken? are you mad?

fresh osprey
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pig diseases can easily transmit to humans

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also that

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do you want salmonella?

versed pebble
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and raw pig can lead to that cannibal disease

fresh trout
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Fondue rare meats, yum. And I know, but it's my own health and thats just how I like it!

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Fondue is really the only time I eat rare chicken and pork as I always make sure the outside is cooked, just a gooey middle... mmm...

young frigate
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rare chicken... doesn't exist... that's called undercooked

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it's how you get salmonella

versed pebble
spring heath
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What is this blasphemy?

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Break from WoW?

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What?

versed pebble
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😄

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ok, break fromt he argus rep grind 😛

spring heath
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Psh, I've been done with that

versed pebble
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nearly there too

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but then I'll be playing Legrand Legacy most fo teh weekend, although I might try find a Black Temple group, anyone managed it yet?

lusty jungle
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So why did the pink head girl get banned

versed pebble
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wait what?

spring heath
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Huh.

neon hinge
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It's on Perc's twitter

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Somebody impersonated her [Panser] and she tell them to do a Tide Pod challenge for what I understood

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And Twitter banned her but not the imporsonating account making sex roleplay with her name

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👏🏼

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Twitter as it finest

lusty jungle
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Which is effectively tell them to kill themselves

versed pebble
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sorry to see that Panser, thats awful

young frigate
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what a disgusting excuse for a human being

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twitter need to get their fucking shit together

versed pebble
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I have to ask though...

whats a tide pod comment?

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telling them to eat one?

neon hinge
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yeah probably X)

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Is what I thought at least

versed pebble
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cos I can see why that would get a suspension though

neon hinge
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I can see why that gets a suspension but I can't see why the impersonating acc doesn't get a suspension

versed pebble
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oh well, I reported the RP account too, happy to be one of the Prude white Knights 😄

fair talon
versed pebble
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so who you sponsored by?

fair talon
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few computer tech companies

versed pebble
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and you weren't already streaming?

spice goblet
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i sense something fishy

versed pebble
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unusual for the sponsorship to come first, thats impressive

fair talon
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my friend is building a 12 grand system through nvidia for me

spring burrow
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12 grand?

fair talon
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which is my streaming editing gaming recording

spice goblet
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"my friend"

versed pebble
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hold up, $12,000?

fair talon
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yeah few parts cost a bit much

versed pebble
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you're going for full titan build?

spice goblet
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"a bit much" wtf

young frigate
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a bit much?!

fair talon
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mm titan v

young frigate
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a bit much?!

versed pebble
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easily doable to be fair

neon hinge
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Well, you can only use 1 Volta at once

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Since no SLI

spice goblet
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coffee chris must be either rich or doesn't know how to save money

fair talon
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nvidia is sponsoring my computer which i believe i have to sponsor them back :/

versed pebble
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$5,000 for the computer, $7,000 for the electricity to run it

young frigate
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you could buy a car for that amount of money. you could pay my rent for over 3 years for that amount of money. what the fuck. a bit much...

versed pebble
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wait, so they are sponsoring you AND giving you a $12k computer

neon hinge
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That's how sponsors work afaik

spice goblet
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buy quite a few rare comics and shit for that amount of money

versed pebble
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it is, but not BEFORE you start

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from EXPERIENCE

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(sorry to raise that this is my job again, but...)

fair talon
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12 grand computer

versed pebble
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even the radio station need s certain number of listeners before I get adverts

spice goblet
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Think Chris is fucking with us

fair talon
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how would i?

spice goblet
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85% certain

fair talon
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i start building the desk next month lol

versed pebble
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99% certain you're full of it, and 1% think you have a dream I dearly hope you get successful from

spice goblet
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so we'll wrap that up to 100% certain he's full of it

versed pebble
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now would have been more believable if you'd said $2k computer

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MAYBE even $3k

spring burrow
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Yeah. 12k pc sponsor when you havent started streaming yet sounds too good to be true

neon hinge
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I mean, it was obvious it was a fake when he said Titan Volta xD

versed pebble
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Iknow

fair talon
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sorry pvping u guys got full attention

versed pebble
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PAHAHA

neon hinge
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agreed

fair talon
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u rly want photos? ill ping u in feb

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and u can see im not ''full of it''

spice goblet
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shit is easy to photoshop, dude

young frigate
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surely you can understand why people would have trouble believing you

vapid sable
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This sounds like the pyramid schemes.

fair talon
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i can barely photoshop for shit

tawny fox
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I want a video with you next to everything while doing the gangnam style dance.

spice goblet
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well, we don't know that!

tawny fox
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Within 5 minutes.

spice goblet
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and.. we don't know you so

tawny fox
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I'll believe it then.

versed pebble
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ok, Chris, if you prove that wrong, I will close my business and come work for oyu

spice goblet
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but 12k sponsor for an unstreamed built computer is bullshit

fair talon
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in streaming? lol

spice goblet
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Didder, even if they did that, it wouldn't be believable

versed pebble
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I have 30 years of media, public speaking and sales experience, I will come work for you for minimum wage

spice goblet
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minimum wage? u nuts?

tawny fox
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Can't photoshop all of that in 5 minutes

spice goblet
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touche

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but could have worked on it before the 5 min ;)

versed pebble
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teh guys here are my witness, if he's legit, I will

tawny fox
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That's why I specified the gangnam style dance

spice goblet
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if this guy's legit, you could get more than minimum wage from him

fair talon
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keep ur job lone

spice goblet
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is that u coming out as a liar?

vapid sable
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12k in a month. 😶

versed pebble
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if he's making 12k a month, he can easily pay me minimum wage

vapid sable
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Easily.

versed pebble
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min wage in UK is £10 an hour

spice goblet
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that's a decent sum of money. 144k per year

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most americans would kill for that

versed pebble
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37 and a half hour week, easily payable

fair talon
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ok lemme stop u right there how the hell u get 12k in a month? when my friend gets free computer parts that total to 12 grand

spice goblet
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12 grand...

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for one computer

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as in, 12k or over per month

vapid sable
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Roughly 13 Euro. Not bad.

fair talon
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13 euro really?

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seems low for euros what about pounds?

spice goblet
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not sure if chris blocked me

vapid sable
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Just commenting lone here.

fair talon
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?

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i dont block anyone lmao

vapid sable
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Stating the minimum wage is 10 pounds so that would be roughly 13 euros.

fair talon
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unless u piss me off

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which i barely get

versed pebble
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I think my bsuiness is safe from closure huh?

spice goblet
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the minimum wage in the USA is like... $8.00? More or less

vapid sable
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So, how come Nvidia decided to sponsor you with 12 grand PC, if you don’t even actively stream or even advertise their products? Just curious.

fair talon
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12 grand for one computer main computer pinapol (sponsor) for running leds which runs 40 whatts main motherboard liquid cooled titan v liquid 2 40 inch monitors one for chat one for gaming chat will have music going / discord / paypal and another spare motherboard for my coding running a smaller gcard liquid cooled

spice goblet
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if i call nvidia and ask them if this is legit, what would they say

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(disregarding how i'd get ahold of them)

fair talon
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why would they tell a stranger?

spice goblet
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DISREGARD THAT

fair talon
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thats like saying u been nominated for president when u dont know how to lead

spice goblet
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so is...

fair talon
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or u won a car thats half used

spice goblet
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saying you've been sponsored by a computer company

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when you've provided no evidence or assertions to your claims

versed pebble
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I...

spice goblet
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i mean, if you wanna go that route, it's easily refuted

fair talon
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i can ping my friend on facebook whos doing my computer do u want proof by that?

spice goblet
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friends aren't reliable witnesses

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neither are family, coworkers, teachers, etc

fair talon
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tell u what ill ping my friend and buff out his name would that help?

spice goblet
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no

fair talon
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well to late

vapid sable
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So, is it your friend or Nvidia providing it? Also, I am still puzzled why would they do that. With that same logic I should get one too. Just thinking here.

fair talon
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yeah he is

versed pebble
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hell, I'd jump ship to NVidia if they GIVE me one

spice goblet
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with that same logic, i could say i'm going to space tomorrow but none of you would believe me

fair talon
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since u dont believe me in this ill ping my friend on this

spice goblet
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smh

versed pebble
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95% of the time when you REVIEW tech, you have to give it back (I wish i coulda kept that Razer Blade)

spice goblet
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even if your friend WERE a reliable source, a ping doesn't prove anything

vapid sable
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Christ, you have abilities to become a politician by dodging the questions like that.

spice goblet
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yep. chris is a liar confirmed

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or, in this case

fair talon
spice goblet
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can't see image, wot

fair talon
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try clicking now

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or copy that pic in a URL

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Still want more proof?

spice goblet
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(cough) photoshop

versed pebble
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his surname must be Trump...
a tiny loan from his dad of $1mil

fair talon
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How the fuck is it photoshop

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arsonite u a troll? because this is face fucking book im talking through my friend

spice goblet
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how the fuck isn't it?

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oh

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in that case, it's not a reliable source

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like i said before

fair talon
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how is it not reliable?

spice goblet
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friends can be obligated to lie for you

versed pebble
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3 motherboards in one pc? seems legit

spice goblet
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^

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oh, and they're also obligated to lie to you

vapid sable
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This is 100% legit, I am sure of it. This Facebook chat proves it all.

spice goblet
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100%

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Totally not a lie

fair talon
versed pebble
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yeah Vortas, my current rig was limited to 2 motherboards cos funds

fair talon
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the red circle is what the LED lights will be running off

versed pebble
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that third motherboard woulda made all the difference

vapid sable
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I agree.

fair talon
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this is the led light mobo it doesnt run on shit beside leds

versed pebble
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I bet it won't be as powerful as a redstone motherboard htough

fair talon
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and ty vortas least someone believes

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redstone makes motherboards?

versed pebble
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PAHAHAHAAH

spice goblet
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pretty sure vortas' comment was sarcastic, dude

fair talon
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here

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this si from today

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is*

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time stamp and all

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snipping tool fucked up

versed pebble
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you don't know Redstone?

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they are super legit

fair talon
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only ones i know are corsair nzxt which produces motherboards asus gigabyte and a few others

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lemme look up red stone

spring burrow
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oh

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my

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GOD

fair talon
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nvm

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why tf did it bring me to minecraft lol

lusty jungle
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What are they sponsoring you for

spring burrow
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PAHAHAAHAHA

fair talon
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u ass lmfao

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giving me to minecraft

lusty jungle
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If he is some sort of famous pvper I can see that, companies tend to get hard for "e-sports" people

fair talon
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bad enough i alrdy got a code for minecraft

versed pebble
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If he is some sort of famous pvper he;d already be streaming and could link us his work

lusty jungle
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Its like how everyone on witch has one of them dx racer chairs

vapid sable
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This is causing me bad case of chuckles.

spring burrow
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The redstone thing killed me

versed pebble
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I'm glad people got theMinecraft refferences 😛

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I had to

lusty jungle
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Why would he be streaming before he is good?

spice goblet
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i for one did get it

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funny that he fell for it

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never played minecraft, i assume

lusty jungle
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Ther eis no correlation between pvp and streaming abilities

versed pebble
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no Xenon, agreed, if you are already in a guild team, sure

spice goblet
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many big pvpers stream

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whether they are good or not is irellevent

versed pebble
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if you are solo? no one would sponsor anyone without video evidence of your abilities

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they stream to prove talent and ability to try and get head hunted by teh esport teams

spice goblet
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and even if Nvidia is doing this, it's a big mistake because they don't know what they're getting from it

lusty jungle
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hashtag influencer

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I didn't see him explain what is he be sponsored for

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Also he keeps talking about desk

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Which I am not sure how to take.. Is it like a lego desk with 3 mothebaords attache to it

versed pebble
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hell, even when I was thinking of doing some voice acting (a natural move from radio to voice acting) before i considered it, I made a few demo reels

fair talon
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inside contains 3 motherboards 1 for gaming 1 for coding and one for running leds

versed pebble
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a band doesnt get signed by walking into an office and saying, "sign me"

fair talon
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there is 2 logos

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my streaming logo

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and

spring burrow
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a whole motherboard dedicated to leds

fair talon
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one logo i got from mortal combat

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well

#

small one

#

wont be in the desk it will be at the very end

#

very easy to spot but blends in

versed pebble
#

maybe an arduino

fair talon
#

also i just got anmesia for free

#

thank ya humblebundle

#

@versed pebble how good are u at voice acting?

versed pebble
#

right, this has been amusing, going to make some dinner now

lusty jungle
fair talon
#

stalker

#

lol

versed pebble
#

mmm... pepperoni pasta bake tongiht, nom

fair talon
#

sounds good

#

what about

#

Ratatouille

spice goblet
#

movie

young frigate
#

@fair talon I'm going to guess you don't have permission from the Mortal Kombat franchise owners to use their intellectual property as part of your branding

spice goblet
#

^

versed pebble
#

hah, I hadn;t even thought of that 😄

fair talon
#

neither did i

#

god dam it

#

brb gonna resend email

spring burrow
#

wow

versed pebble
#

FINISH HIM!

fair talon
#

i know

#

wasnt thinking

#

lol

lusty jungle
#

Is that what that logo is?

fair talon
#

that logo

spice goblet
#

waiting for copyright infringement lawsuits

fair talon
#

no no

#

its mine

#

my own logo i made

#

BUT

#

the other logo i put in my desk is uh

#

well

#

copyright

#

son of a...

#

sigh

#

brb

lusty jungle
#

Ask nvidia for couple K to pay artiste for logo design

fair talon
#

why would i pay when my friend can make some logos

versed pebble
#

couple of 100k you mean

#

Warner Bros, own it now

fair talon
#

wait

#

a sec

#

warner bros owns it?

spice goblet
#

...

fair talon
#

huh cool

spice goblet
#

i for one would want to know who i'm getting 12k from

#

and... why

#

which you haven't explained

fair talon
versed pebble
spice goblet
#

been dodging the question all day

fair talon
#

aw netherrealm studios

#

arsonite whats ur question

#

then

versed pebble
#

hold on, you didn;t even know Mortal Kombat was from Netherealm Studios?

fair talon
#

no

#

i literally typed in dragon logos and that poped u

#

up

spring burrow
#

🤦

versed pebble
#

how old are you?

fair talon
#

and i should answer because?

spice goblet
#
  1. Why are you being sponsored
  2. Why would they sponsor you when you haven't streamed anything?
  3. If you are being sponsored and if you are being sponsored by them, why would they give you 12k?
  4. How is 12k "a bit much"? It's a shitton
#
  1. Why have you been dodging those questions all day
fair talon
#

ah found the logo @versed pebble

spice goblet
#

also, Coffee..

young frigate
#

yeah... how old are you?

fair talon
#

1 im being sponsored through my friend
2 because im running on a shit computer
3 my friend is giving me sponsor through his company
4 gcard processor liquid cooling monitors and wood 12 grand
5 i got other chats open right now
6 be patient

versed pebble
#

cos you must be young as you have no idea about copyright law, you have no idea about how sponsorship works and you didn;t even know basic info about a 22year old game or Minecraft

fair talon
#

maybe i havent played minecraft? dont assume

versed pebble
#

I'm pretty sure a mod hasn't stopped this rubbish yet cos it's just too damned funny

vapid sable
#

Well, darnation. I have a shitty PC too.

versed pebble
#

EVERYONE has played Minecraft

fair talon
#

well u just meet one who hasnt played

versed pebble
#

then you must be 13 or 14

fair talon
#

and my limit on arsonite questions are done since my cap is 5

#

im 19

#

rofl

versed pebble
#

cos anyone into gaming over the age of 16 has played it

spice goblet
#
  1. Yeah, that doesn't answer the question....
  2. What? See 1.
  3. Oh, your friend is sponsoring you through the goodness of his heart? And how do you have a friend who works for Nvidia?
  4. What? See 1.
  5. See 1.
  6. Never asked a 6th
fair talon
#

u gave me 5 things to answer and my cap on answering questions is 5

young frigate
#

you type like you're younger than that tbh

spice goblet
#

lol

#

you didn't answer any of them

fair talon
#

i did

spice goblet
#

like i said, dodging the question

fair talon
#

look above

spice goblet
#

...

fair talon
#

see

#

answered what u asked

vapid sable
#

You didn't really answer anything, you think you did.

young frigate
#

what would your "friend" even get out of doing something like that?

fair talon
#

i gave a reply @vapid sable

#

it still counts

versed pebble
#

I certainly wouldn;t give a friend with no experience a tenth of that

fair talon
#

lones right

#

10th of what im getting out of cash lol which is a bitch

#

but oh well

spice goblet
#

Chris, i'm not sure what in your response was an answer to any of my questions

#

these were my questions:

  1. Why are you being sponsored
  2. Why would they sponsor you when you haven't streamed anything?
  3. If you are being sponsored and if you are being sponsored by them, why would they give you 12k?
  4. How is 12k "a bit much"? It's a shitton
  5. Why have you been dodging those questions all day
#

this was your response:
1 im being sponsored through my friend
2 because im running on a shit computer
3 my friend is giving me sponsor through his company
4 gcard processor liquid cooling monitors and wood 12 grand
5 i got other chats open right now
6 be patient

#

notice something?

fair talon
#

ur question to #4 was answered on why 12k is a shit ton

#

5 also

spice goblet
#

it wasn't asking why it was a shitton

#

it was asking how it wasn't a shitton

fair talon
#

let me reword
1 dream job i wanted to have making gaming one of my main jobs since i started watching other people stream and i thought they make it looks easy anyone can do this

2 reason im not streaming at the moment is this computer is about to break down which ive been saving on the side to build something else so i can start streaming

3 i never said they are GIVING im saying the shit to put this together costs 12 grand so everyone can stop saying why they giving me 12 grand to build

4 i answered and last but not least 5 i answered ur question

young frigate
fair talon
#

tbh imma go and relax for a bit

vapid sable
#

I'll just leave that there.

spring burrow
#

And I’ll leave this

fair talon
#

waynes world good movie

young frigate
#

hon if you think turning gaming into a career is easy you've got a hell of a storm coming

versed pebble
#

never a truer word said Mei

fair talon
#

yeah...figures

#

also have u seen a tiny illidan before?

versed pebble
#

Sorry Chris, before you get built a pc you'll likely have to pay back, and this is honest advice from someone IN the industry, stop and ask yourself HOW you are gonna afford that

fair talon
#

u think my job as a coder doesnt pay much? lol

versed pebble
#

HOW are you gonna afford to do your "job" and pay all your real world bills

#

cos you can;t do this living in your mums basement

fair talon
#

i code for a gaming company

#

which payes me every 2 yrs

versed pebble
#

which gaming company

fair talon
#

Pirates online elite

spring burrow
#

Every two years?

young frigate
#

every... 2 years...

versed pebble
#

they pay you every 2 years and you;re only 19?

fair talon
#

yeah i pissed my boss off lol

spring heath
#

@_@

versed pebble
#

ok, that would make sense to a degree on a royalty cheque

#

but even that would be yearly

#

at the end of the financial year

young frigate
#

the longer this conversation goes on the more questions I have...

spring burrow
#

🤔

versed pebble
#

it is ILLEGAL in every civilised country int eh world to be paid every 2 years

fair talon
#

crossed it out ppl were saying where they lived

lusty jungle
#

is WAY over the age of 16 and never played or seen minecraft played.

young frigate
#

looks like... a thriving... community...

#

< _ < ;

fair talon
#

theres more but half are sleeping lol

lusty jungle
#

I actually thought minecraft is mostly for < 16, since itis digital legos

fair talon
#

anyhow

versed pebble
#

brb

fair talon
#

imma leave here

versed pebble
#

ok, so you work for Disney?

fair talon
#

dm me at this point imma focus on 3 discords

#

and before anyone say

#

oh hes backing down

#

no im not

#

getting tons of pings so...yeah

young frigate
#

I should be asleep but god this is fascinating. it's like watching a brick wall getting obliterated in slow motion

versed pebble
#

interesting, the forum link to their discord has expired 😄

fair talon
#

i cant send it here pm me and ill msg u it

spring burrow
#

If alfurius is your main and you are gonna stream wow you might not get far with an ilvl of 882

fair talon
#

i got other alts

#

alfurious is my pvp toon

#

aswell as ßlackhand

young frigate
#

Sslackhand

versed pebble
#

ok, so we're just leaving this now?

fair talon
#

im not sending a open discord to this one like i said PM me and ill msg u

#

it

#

cuz whenever i type to u it says u blockin me

spring heath
#

That just means they have DMs restricted

fair talon
#

really?

#

that blows

spring heath
#

Like only people who share servers with me can message me

#

Or if they are my friends

#

Some have it restricted to friends only.

fair talon
#

mines prolly showing friends sec

#

i was way off

#

lol

lusty jungle
#

lone said before he has DM from this server disabled because he gets too many

fair talon
#

ah

spring heath
#

Poor Lone

versed pebble
#

those I speak to in priavte a lot are on my friends list

fair talon
#

prolly missed that part

spring heath
#

Gettin pestered

lusty jungle
#

Which is kinda weird come to think of it since he aalso said DM me for ptomotion giveway

versed pebble
#

it's annoying Wolf

fair talon
#

i feel ya

spring heath
#

I can imagine, honestly.

versed pebble
#

oh Xenon, i opened it up then 😉

#

but that ended today 😃

#

Sas didn't win 😛

fair talon
#

that fast?

versed pebble
#

24 hours for a giveaway is pretty normal

vapid sable
#

I think I need to turn in to Columbo for this case.

versed pebble
#

basically Vortas, he says he's acoder on Pirates Online, which is a Pirates of teh Carribean mmo , so he works for Disney, at 19... and gets paid every two years...

vapid sable
#

Yeah, all these points add up nicely.

fair talon
#

not working for disney

#

my company is different BUT we got approved by disney

versed pebble
#

he says his media company Freind is going to build him a $12k pc, and has arranged an Nvidia sponsorship deal with him with no evidence of his streaming ability

fair talon
#

to remake the pirates of the caribbean online series

spring burrow
#

That sounds like something that wouldve made big news

vapid sable
#

Only piece of evidence is inactive twitter account

versed pebble
#

it;s inactive?

fair talon
#

its not inactive

#

lol

#

i post daily

#

lmao

versed pebble
#

oh, and when I went to teh games forum, the discord link for the discord he screenshotted was expired 😄

fair talon
#

if u were gonna msg me

#

like i said

#

3 times

spring burrow
#

Did the forum you went to have like 1 post and nothing else?

fair talon
#

i would have sent u it

versed pebble
#

no, had a few and recent news posts too

vapid sable
#

It does not per se mean it's active, if you constantly spew screenshots in it.

versed pebble
#

it's a really real game for sure

fair talon
#

duh

versed pebble
#

BUT, I very much doubt a 19year od coder would be getting paid every two years

fair talon
vapid sable
#

That itself sounds really bizarre.

fair talon
versed pebble
#

NOW, I know plenty of 19year old coders that can do that, the indie scene is full of them, but... not for a big company first

fair talon
#

V3nom Studios

#

any others?

vapid sable
#

Can you paste the company site?

#

At least?

versed pebble
#

did you relaly just link evidence to a games journalist :D
brb, checking on Nick Sparrow Studios now 😄

fair talon
#

yeah sec

#

if i can find it lol

versed pebble
#

ok, so Nick Sparrow Studios has a youtube and LinkedIn page, but not website? interesting...

vapid sable
#

REALLY. You can't find the page of the company you work for.

inland rain
#

lol

versed pebble
spring burrow
#

67 subs

versed pebble
#

yup subs sorry

#

youtube confuses simple old me

fair talon
#

i can find it

#

shesh give me a dam minute will ya

versed pebble
#

nope, not logging back into linkedin just to find this...

fair talon
#

there

versed pebble
#

ok, the only way to contact him I fouund was via patreon, lets drop him an email quickly

fair talon
#

forgot we had that

#

and forums

versed pebble
#

right, the only follower their twitter has is Ali Spagnola, I'll drop her and email and see if she knows anything about this, cos the twitter account hasn;t been active since November

vapid sable
#

Ali Spagnola.

spring burrow
#

The facebook doesn't seem to have that big a following either

fair talon
#

Ali Spagnola

#

?

#

there

versed pebble
#

right, so it's a fan game from what I can see... lets see what the Disney interactive community manager thinks

vapid sable
#

I was thinking the same, Lone.

fair talon
#

the community manager alrdy knows

#

some approve some dont

#

the game the community has now

#

is filled with bugs

#

glitches

#

crashes

#

etc etc

#

hell they buffed the navy to kill anyone on site

#

btw TLOPO rewritten game not approved by disney

#

hense we are

#

if u want to get in contact with Hoot the Pirate then DM V3nom studios on twitter or facebook

#

since hoot got out of surgery hes on n off

spring burrow
#

Hmm. Sounds rather convinient that he happened to have had surgery as we are discussing this

fair talon
#

hes been in surgery for the past week

versed pebble
#

cos the game certainly isn't listed under teh Disney Interactive games listing

fair talon
#

on my side it shows but in voice call with someone on facebook

#

i can screenshot later tho

#

and tag ya

#

gonna make something to eat

#

im starving

#

egg bacon burritos mmm

versed pebble
#

but yah, you'd think an officially endorsed Disney game would have the Disney logo (a legal requirement) on their website huh?

#

you'd also think the website would be better than a wordpress site

#

cos if this relaly was a legit site, http://pirateselite.dx.am/ for a legit game, there would be Disney press releases about the partnership or endorsement

#

so, looking throught that sites, "about" page, which one are you chris?

young frigate
#

.dx.am is a hell of a domain 😹

#

never seen it before

versed pebble
#

I wasn't gonna bother mentioning that, but yeah Mei 😄

#

disney do love DMCA'ing fake games huh?

#

almost as much as Nintendo

vapid sable
#

The whole conversation has been one huge inconvenience, if you ask me. We still don't know why he gets a 12.000 dollars worth of equipment from NVIDIA or his buddy. Why being the reason from NVIDIA giving it out the first place. Secondly, why he supposedly works for a company which information is eeriely hard to find (strange websites, odd patreon sites and etc.), that or he works on one of those scam pop-up "gaming companies" which starts to be looking like the case here what I can see.

Also, even if Chris here speaks the truth about this "project", I'd reckon he will never see his money and it still leaves a huge trail of question marks.

#

It's helluva fun conversation, for sure.

versed pebble
#

oh we all know he's full of crap Vortas

vapid sable
#

Yeah, I just love to prod around and see the responses.

versed pebble
#

plus he's given us just enough info that a few google searches has not only proven him wrong, but now gotten a fan game noticed by Disney 😄

vapid sable
#

Haha, you mailed them?

spring heath
#

Me: Who cares, anyway?
Also Me: Watches whole convo.

inland rain
#

and he has conviently vanished from this conversation lol

vapid sable
#

poof

versed pebble
#

yes Vortas, yes I did

vapid sable
#

Hah, let me know, if they ever come back about it.

spring burrow
#

Wolf thats me

young frigate
#

@spring heath same

spring heath
#

Lol

versed pebble
#

I'm just bored having dinner doing this until wowhead weekly starts 😄

vapid sable
#

I've been mostly laughing my ass off past the whole convo.

versed pebble
#

pretty sure the mods have been too, it's SO ridiculous

inland rain
#

he is talking in #wow now lol

versed pebble
#

he's probably blocked us all 😄 or at least me... cos he's just gotten his freinds game shut down 😄

inland rain
#

lol

spring burrow
#

lul

versed pebble
#

but yeah, just emailing the guy he says runs the game all professional like to ask him about it

#

I screenshotted what he said though

vapid sable
#

Well, according to him he has done PvP since 2005.

versed pebble
#

so 12 years?

spring burrow
#

His pvp chacratcer is 882 as well

versed pebble
#

since he was 7?

spring burrow
#

With no leggos

vapid sable
#

6, I'd reckon.

spring heath
#

Lol

#

You guys are ruthless.

inland rain
#

lol I kind of feel bad for this guy idk why he has to lie sbout everything lol

versed pebble
#

yeah wolf, but I think you mean, "Fact Checking"

spring heath
#

Note to self - don't lie to yall

#

inland rain
#

we are just tearing him apart lol

versed pebble
#

also, that means he was pvp'ing before the pvp updates

fair talon
#

i didnt vanish i cant open discord

versed pebble
#

you're all good Wolf 😉

fair talon
#

while playing wow

versed pebble
#

I actually like you

fair talon
#

perk to a shit comp

inland rain
#

hes back

versed pebble
#

PAHAHA

spring heath
#

Gasps
😄
You're pretty cool, too ^_^

versed pebble
#

takes a bow and opens twitch app for WW

fair talon
#

i got torn apart

#

im defeated

spring heath
#

/s

fair talon
#

im still keeeeen on sharing my setup later

inland rain
#

do you think you couldd get me an Nvida sponsership too 😉

versed pebble
#

but yeah, when you are trained by the BBC, even for local radio, you are taught to fact check 😉

#

I wish i could find my first ever movie review... I bet it was utter crap 😄

#

after i did it, i took it to school for the English version of "show and tell" 😄

spring heath
#

One would think fact checking would be common sense but if that were the case the Mango Menace would not be in a particular position of power right now.

versed pebble
#

(FYI the first movie I ever reviewed was Gremlins 2, when i was 11)

#

you'd think so Wolf

inland rain
#

lol I love Gremlins

versed pebble
#

Hulk Hogan in that 😄

fresh trout
#

You'll be happy to know I listened to none of you and named my bunny Orion

vapid sable
#

Ohh, Gremlins 2. Feeds snickers after midnight

#

Been ages since I've seen that movie.

versed pebble
#

damnit Rachel 😄

young frigate
#

I mean I'm less happy and more still concerned about the chicken thing

versed pebble
#

hahaha

#

So @fair talon do you wanna admit it's rubbish or are you happy for me to email the head honcho from this game and Disney Interactive?

fair talon
#

go for it see what i care we alrdy got approved

versed pebble
#

ok, folks, you saw that 😉 lets have some fun

vapid sable
#

“Yay!”

fair talon
#

now plz stop pinging me aka tagging

versed niche
#

don't forget monhun is launching in one hour happy

spring burrow
#

Lone is going with the big guns now

vapid sable
#

Lock and loaded, it seems.

versed pebble
#

are you sure though @fair talon ?

#

kk 😉

neon hinge
#

@versed pebble He said please.

inland rain
#

lol

versed pebble
#

kk inter, just turn about is fair play

vapid sable
#

Well, Lone, we’ll see how that plays out.

versed pebble
#

😉

#

just typing up this email while watching wowhead weekly

lusty jungle
#

Does DMCA applies to non americans

versed pebble
#

yup

lusty jungle
#

I am not sure Armenia cares

versed pebble
#

copyright law can carry over, especially for companies as big as Nintendo or Disney

#

if not, pirate sites like PB wouldn;t be continupusly shut down

lusty jungle
#

wonders what Disney's take is on Pistoletov aka copter pirate.

#

I guess that just uses disney film as a backdrop

#

Oh twitter suspended panser's impersonnator's account finally

#

Or paraody or whatever you call it

versed pebble
#

took'em long enough

#

creepy rule 34 parody

vapid sable
#

Strange they banned the actual account in the first place.

lusty jungle
#

I think iti s combination of "tide PODS" beight high on people radars with actual people ending up in hospitals etc, implied death threat, and the fact that "parody" accounts are ok apprently.

versed pebble
#

I guess she got annoyed (understandably) and told them to eat a tide pod

vapid sable
#

Eat a tide pod, heh.

young frigate
#

yeah, she did, I saw the tweet. understandable really

versed pebble
#

teh parody account just got banned

#

sheposted a youtube video about it now too 😄

young frigate
#

good riddance

vapid sable
#

That pirate Pepe. Should acquire it alongside the gryphon, Mischief and Hogger I have.

versed pebble
#

I need to start my pepe collection

versed pebble
#

I just can't even 😄

unreal bluff
#

You should be punished by being forced to learn Swahili.

spring heath
#

That's punishment?

versed pebble
#

this meme is punishment....

#

I honestly just told him I bet this will be next weeks #1 int eh chart too

lusty jungle
#

All memes are punishment

#

Except the one with red dress girl, I do like that one, it is so versatile

versed pebble
#

it's Funny, Cutman hates the meme, but this is his biggest track to date 😄

#

well apart fromt eh starbomb co-work

versed pebble
near iron
#

Wasn't sure were to post this but figured some might find this interesting ^_^ Hunter art!

versed pebble
#

#SaveHati

unreal bluff
#

Internet connection question

#

Can’t connect using either computer. Windows says it’s connected to local area network but not to internet. I usually scan wirelessly but my laptop can’t connect to the scanner even though it detects it on the network. Router or modem?

steady pike
#

Router maybe

versed pebble
spice goblet
#

tbh, i'm glad the convo from earlier is over, even though i left before i could see it end

lusty jungle
#

soo apprently we can now change our discord ####

spice goblet
#

wut

#

oh. that's because of nitro

lusty jungle
#

Except more people with 3773, 8888, 0001 etc

#

Cant do 666 since that only 3 digits, no diablo

spice goblet
#

0666?

frosty tundra
#

Yeah I'm 0001 now lol

versed pebble
#

of course you are 😄

frosty tundra
#

I should have been in the first place. 😛

versed pebble
#

uh huh

#

SasYay #1 confirmed!

spice goblet
#

Sas: Finally in first place

#

(Don't mind the blood nearby)

versed pebble
#

I still want photos of Brightpaw in cone of shame though 😛

versed pebble
versed pebble
rare laurel
#

kk

unreal bluff
#

Is it just me or does this NPC look like Mike Pence

spring heath
#

Kill it

#

I mean

unreal bluff
#

Spoiler alert: he’s the end boss of chapter one xD

spring heath
#

Good. Kill it.

hard harness
#

Man, just finished reading all that convo from last night about that 12k pc sponsored guy lol Good stuff. GG @versed pebble

wary gate
slender heron
#

Perhaps I shouldn't wait to pick up my copy of MH:W.. :x

young frigate
#

@near iron damn those colours are great

sly garnet
#

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure

versed pebble
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😉

versed pebble
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oooh, Ketsuki is streaming Monster Hunter... watches

zenith wing
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Hmmmm

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I have mixed feelings about Monster hunter World

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The controls feel clunky somehow

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I don't like the Combat System with these controls that much

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Also, the UI is a complete mess

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I'm overwhelmed by all those things shown in the ui and ugh

spring burrow
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Really? I think its pretty simple

strong apex
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idk what other channel to put this in, but i just got premium what do i do to get my dc rank updated

versed pebble
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@strong apex as it says in #welcome-rules
PM @frosty tundra when he's awake and he will give you your Premium rank
and welcome the the club

strong apex
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oh yes, i probably should have taken a look at the welcome channel. DUH! thank you @versed pebble

versed pebble
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😉

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no worries

vapid sable
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Premium rank, you say. 🤔

zenith wing
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@spring burrow I probably played nier automata a little too much, but every time I try to avoid an attack from a Monster, I still get hurt. In nier automata for example, the dodge and avoid is instant and feels much more smooth

spring burrow
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Those are two completely different games though

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Nier is a hack and slash, while monster hunter is about weapon combos and learning enemy weaknesses

neon hinge
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^

unreal bluff
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“The pineapple was not illegally brought in. It’s not a weapon. It’s not any of those things. It’s a fruit cup. And can you intentionally and knowingly kill somebody with a fruit cup? I don’t think adults could make that decision let alone 14 year olds,” said Attorney Mike Santicola.

He is the father of a 14 year old and experienced in the practice of criminal law. Santicola said the case appears to be overcharged.

“Fourteen year old girls. I liken this to a prank and a prank does not rise to the level of intentionally harming somebody where they can die,” said Santicola.
— please disbar this lawyer

neon hinge
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What did I miss?

unreal bluff
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Student is allergic to pineapple, other students made a plan to get it on their hands and high-five her

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The allergic student is okay because she got prompt medical attention

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The students who exposed her are facing felony charges

spring burrow
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Good

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They almost killed her it sounds like

unreal bluff
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I mean, what, did they think she was making it up? Did they think it wasn't that bad?

neon hinge
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I don't agree with the Attorney then.

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Thought it was something stupid like

unreal bluff
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The cafeteria at the school doesn't even serve pineapple because of this one student's allergy

neon hinge
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pineapple on pizza

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And somebody suing somebody cuz that

unreal bluff
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Nah, it sounds like this is a case of a major food allergy. I usually only hear about it with peanuts but I suppose it's possible to be allergic to anything.

neon hinge
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yeah it is

young frigate
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it's possible to be allergic to water

spring burrow
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How?

neon hinge
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Dad was allergic to bananas for example

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Peanut is just more common

spring burrow
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We’re literally made of water

young frigate
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human bodies are really god-damn stupid is how

spring burrow
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Lol true

young frigate
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this is the pinnacle of evolution, sometimes we choke on our own spit for no reason

unreal bluff
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Yep. I've heard of water allergy. Sucks because you have to seriously limit your bathing

spring burrow
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Man imagine being a hypoallergenic thats allergic to water

zenith wing
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@spring burrow nier automata is also about weapon combos.

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Sry Bad german Internet

worldly elm
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Is it okay to PM a staff here in discord?_

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or..

zenith wing
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Try and find it out hrhr

timber crag
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@worldly elm The only staff member you are allowed to PM is Sas148.

worldly elm
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thanks

spring burrow
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Nier Automata is a hack and slash. MHW is not. Combat is supposed to be fast in Nier, while MH is about hunting giant monsters that don’t go down easy

zenith wing
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Well

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I know that, but I try to be fast in mhw

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But it doesnt work, the only fast Combat in mhw is when using daggers

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Maybe I should just use a damn broadsword and Block Monsters with it

unreal bluff
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Me: "why am I still tired after sleeping normally all night"

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takes a nap, wakes up still tired AND with a sore throat

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Me: "because I have a debuff, apparently"

spring heath
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Omg if that ain't me... xD

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I always joked about my pregnancy being a 9 month debuff

versed pebble
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9 month debuff classic

spring heath
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Snickers

zenith wing
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Fuck me

versed pebble
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nope

zenith wing
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I really want to like this game, but WTF

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It's starting to piss me off

neon hinge
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Is your first Monster Hunter?

zenith wing
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You wanna join a quest with other players -> nope, cant do that, for whatever stupid reason

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Yes intervencion

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And whenever I try to find some people to do Quests with me, no one joins

neon hinge
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Ah, matchmaking issues

zenith wing
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Stupid as hell.....

neon hinge
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A classic

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I expect a patch in a day or two

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Or never

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xD

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To fix that

versed pebble
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heh

neon hinge
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in some games is just.... very annoying

zenith wing
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It triggers me badly

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Really really badly

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Also, it's kinda stupid that you can only join a Quest with the 16 people that are on the same "Session" like you

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And if those all have higher hunter ranks

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You cant join their quests

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And so the search for a public low level quest continues....... -.-

spice goblet
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it's possible to be allergic to water... wtf did i just read

zenith wing
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Sry for bad english

spring heath
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Well, it is, Arsonite.

zenith wing
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Or what else do you mean

neon hinge
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It is indeed

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@zenith wing It's from this evening

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Old chat

versed pebble
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Aquagenic urticaria - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquagenic_urticaria

Aquagenic urticaria, also known as water allergy and water urticaria, is a diagnosed form of physical urticaria. The defining symptom is a painful skin reaction resulting from contact with water. It is sometimes described as an allergy, although it is not a true histamine-releasing allergic reaction like other forms of urticaria.

Aquagenic urticaria, also known as water allergy and water urticaria, is a diagnosed form of physical urticaria. The defining symptom is a painful skin reaction resulting from contact with water. It is sometimes described as an allergy, although ...

zenith wing
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Oh okay

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I have urticaria too, but only after doing sports

spice goblet
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i never said it wasn't tho

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i just find that terribly odd

young frigate
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humans are terribly odd, arson

spice goblet
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true

young frigate
unreal bluff
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takes a Zicam

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obsessively checks time until 15 minutes are up

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yay I can consume things again

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@spice goblet meigender is correct. humans are terribly odd

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humans can survive shit that would kill other animals

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fall out of a plane? oh no you broke a leg. it will heal in a few months

spice goblet
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because we're also terribly stubborn

unreal bluff
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need to hunt something? just follow it for days until it runs out of energy

spice goblet
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we can lose 3/4ths of our blood and survive through sheer will

spring heath
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I think the technical word is 'resilient'

unreal bluff
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allergic to peanuts? someone has a Reese's cup near you, you're dead.

young frigate
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I don't think that much is true, arson

spice goblet
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lemme pull up sources

young frigate
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I think if you lose half your blood you're screwed

unreal bluff
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Not sure about the blood thing but I suppose it may have happened in a few cases because adrenaline is a hell of a drug

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you hear about moms picking up a car off their kid in the heat of the moment and stuff like that

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(and then presumably they feel it all the next day and oh god muscle pain ow)

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bodies in general have interesting ways of prioritising survival

neon hinge
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Well, in spanish

spice goblet
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i can't find any, rip

neon hinge
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But the voice is english xD

spice goblet
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i could be wrong, idk

unreal bluff
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your hands and feet get cold first and are more prone to frostbite because your body is like "well you can live without hands or feet, but you can't live without a brain or internal organs so Imma keep all your blood central so it doesn't chill"

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tigers that are malnourished will start leaching calcium from their skeleton in order to keep their teeth in good shape, because walking isn't necessary for life but being able to eat is

neon hinge
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That sounds painful.

spice goblet
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such is the curse of earth

versed pebble
unreal bluff
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even women getting periods is kind of a survival thing

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human pregnancy is absurdly resource-intensive and causes permanent changes in the mother's body

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so unless the body is 100% convinced that there is a viable fertilised egg implanted, it's going to nuke the site from orbit every month so resources don't get wasted

spice goblet
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"nuke the site from orbit" sounds pretty intense

unreal bluff
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that's basically what it is

spring heath
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You're obviously a guy lol

spice goblet
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obviously

spring heath
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Biologically speaking

unreal bluff
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the blood is the lining of the uterus, and it would become the placenta if a pregnancy happened