#the-tavern
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I tried to get some shenanigans going all day, little did I know we'd get offical ones later down the line

I'll throat punch you
I find that yacht to believe
See people that is how he shows affection
I don't think people know that a small yacht depending on age is probably in the $200K range
Privacy is dead, which is why I now bathe on public transportation...
That's affordable, they get even cheaper
You paid 200k for that ship in a bottle? You got ripped off my man...
Idk the difference between renting and owning a yacht
"I should buy a boat..." 🤨
I bought one for $350K and eventually sold it to a friend
Boat fees and maintenance is stupid
That means boat update in Enshrouded only 200k€
I step on one and pretend I own it shortly before I get kicked off by security 
That's how it works
yeet
You'd be surprised how easy it is to get onto boats that are docked
I doubt the harbourmasters even boather
I see where you sunk here
just a little walkin about money
Tell me my paygrade prim and I might consider the maid dress
$70K/yr
meh
Nah
That's avg median for a live in maid.
Especially considering food, living arrangements and insurance are all covered
Im a software dev + the maid outfit, what'd that get me?
I don't care, I need $$$
Live-in maid? Man I can barely afford dish soap! 😉
@signal ocean the update will come eventually during Spring. But what spring are we talking about? Germany's Spring.
Whats with my dog?
I mean in game...
Yakity yak
yes
Spring as in the first 4 months of the year
Point and date unsure
There are 4 seasons, 12 months. Do ze math.
Germany Spring is from the 3rd to 5th month
;P
I am not into months
I thought it was a musical...
that's not what spring is
thank god someone has a calendar in here
I live in Germany
I got it.
It's up until the 5th month, no need for all to bag on me. 
"the first 4 months of the year" Vanolia my good man, Winter starts on December 21st 
wait, these definitions are not universal?
"after a solid 9 days of winter we were ready for spring"
Encouragement to release earlier!!
Not the first third?
actually first quarter would be first 3 months
divide the year in 4
anyway, that's enough maths and surveys for me for today
I've got 4 seasons now
I'll let @pliant quarry deal with you lot
no plz
See that's why I said the first 4 months!
HELLO
you can't just drop this, stirr up the whole server and then leave!
Missouri. We can have 3 to 4 seasons pass in a single day, sometimes.
Yes , Yes he can🤣
CUB did not proof read what I wrote in our chat I feel. 
Oh we know about the issue but the agency we're working with just hasn't given us a fix yet 🫠
Hedgehogs cant read.
Can Fennec foxes?
fennecs can't read they can only hear
He got one just for me. 
Vulpera main
And I know still what is to read there because I photobombed that meme
Actually no, only if we get blue fur
Then? Absolutely yes.
Goblin reskin lookin ass
That was a pretty weird survey for a game o.O
Did the survey link actually work for you?
ye, got to about 90% but i stopped at the part where everything sounds like im sitting at the doctors office xD
Same
Heya, do you have some tips to farm XP on the game and unlock the achievements of level 🤔
Mining has been my guilty pleasure of gaining XP. Whenever I’m close to leveling up but I’m too battle worn for another fight, I mine resources! Especially salt, we are always using it all up at base.
It is not a lot of xp per swing, but it is constant.
Hollow Halls are also great XP grinds. LOTS of enemies and XP scrolls in like 10% of the pottery...

Alright thank you, will see what I can do, and first a lot of the map was kept unexplored
If you open the original link in a private window, yes
that's so bizarre lol, but I guess that's a workaround for people who really want to do the survey
understandable
Image perms are by channel, nobody has any in this one?
I was going to try to get a Coffee train going lmao
I would join you in that, but too busy enjoying my coffee...
I take the darkest, blackest roast I can find... then mix it 50/50 with vanilla creamer and sugar.
Because I want a coffee milkshake and ain't nuthin' wrong with that.
SAME
woah woah, you better have 5 gold coins if you're making coffee
Cap'n is being locked away with Crowley, now that you mention it...
Yes.
Nobody.
Don't you dare

ffs 
SamJacksonAngryGlare.gif
🤣
Did they set a date for the next major release update?
i think 'spring' is the last big thing before full release
yes final release is Dec 32nd 2026 
no it got changed to "autumn"
I mean uh... Dec 33rd 2026! 
actually wait we can just...
Enshrouded Roadmap
Don't see a feature you want on the roadmap? Create a suggestion on Featureupvote!
oh spring and autumn, silly me 
yeah
not much coming in spring unless theres surprises
im not particularly seeing the importance of adventure sharing
so if you're waiting for content just wait til october/november when the big thing is hitting
will we have to restart?
They've said they will try hard not to make us. They can't 100% guarantee something won't break, but they added water and reset wasn't needed, so they're doing what they can
Thank god it's friday.
hello
Your clock is off by a couple days 
welcome to the asylum
👋
We built it inside out, for obvious reasons...
Hello, just downloaded the latest version after several months of not playing. Water updates are super impressive.
I mistakenly flooded my base several times but got it under control, haha. Really fun to add mills, ponds, aquariums, streams and so on. Awesome
It's what hospital does
I should go there too, I need it to be friday
hello
👋
Hi Toast! 👋
Toast you need to help CUB with a survey...
I am excited to do the survey though 
the survey will let us ask for diagonal walls and horses right? #enshrouded-chat message
I quote this regularly and it's sheerly for my own enjoyment. I've never had someone else get it. XD Cheers.
I loved that show as a kid.
Ah, sweet subversive cartoons...
MAJOR ISSUE .. With Game is that the Journal doesn't AUTO Update is if you do a quest out of Said Order ... Like when doing 1 then 3 ... of a 3 part quest and you skipped #2. .......... Hopefully that will be fixed at some point.
you can't go do #2?
Have not seen this myself.
also, an example would help?
I have come to all sorts of content "the wrong way" and done a lot of stuff out of order
do you mean it... doesn't automatically do part 2 for you?
I've played this game for so long and lots of times I go right where the item is and skipped all the in between ... game should auto update to Done if you get the reward already, just my opinion
You might have to "redo" some things.
Like for the taming quests. You can already have a tamed animal, or can tame one anywhere. But you still have to go to the location to mark all steps complete.
it will keep the quest there if you haven't discovered certain locations. quests have more than one reward.
locations on the map are technically "rewards" cause they give a ton of XP
Well, that's is an opinion you are welcome to but if you skip the quest order, I don't think it makes alot of sense to then come in here saying MAJOR ISSUE..when it's really a user issue.
THe quest expects you to do a b and c. It's not it's fault if you only did c
the biggest problem is typically "B" has a "reward" you may not even consider to be a reward, so it can't clear the quest until you've gotten all of the pieces for it.
Okay, you're aware about the survey.
But am I? 
Just my thoughts
think of the leather station quest.
A. talk to hunter
B. go to location 1
C. go to location 2 that has what you need.
...B has a block you can obtain in it, and the location itself has lore to start other quests.
some quests DO update when you skip them and go straight to the only reward, but not all have just one reward. B just might not be that good of a reward, but it's still important/a reward
then express your thoughts and in fact there's a feature update you could add it to
don't exagerrate
anyway
time to cook the burgers
babe u already cookin
MAJOR ISSUE... enshrouded doesn't have burgers
(have fun cooking!)
Im sorry but I'm on record for wanting pizza in game
Open face sammich is basically a burger...
they literally have all the ingredients for a pizza in the game except cheese. Add Cheese 
also...tamable cowwwsssssss
I am fine with BoarBurgers and a glass of BoarCola
Tamable cows that produce pizza
aka boar juice but bubbly
Sparkling BoarJuice.
"Pizza Tree"
but Flat Bread + Tomatoes + Cheese +
and here's the kicker... the topping decides the class
a mushroom pizza for wizard, a veggie pizza for ranger, and a meat pizza for warrior
and a cheese pizza is an option too... why? cause I want to put it on a plate on my table, stats don't matter, more pizza!
then we may need some kind of supreme pizza with all the toppings
yes but make it "all stats" but worse stats
so the warrior meat pizza has more constitution compared to the supreme pizza, and the mushroom pizza has more intelligence than the supreme pizza
Just got curious about the game and figured would wait to see how it looks in future
enshrouded is the best 
and the pineapple sardine pizza induces vomiting
sardine pizza gives us breathing time, pineapple pizza is healing cause its a fruit
"every topping pizza" just flat out kills you if you try to eat it
I'll concede the sardine pizza
mushrooms, extra cheese, meats (Boar / Bird), fish, pineapple, ect
is there a good "strength" pizza? currently "Bread" is strength which is what the pizza is on, so all pizza's would just... have strength by default, even though its not much
Hello there! I just got Enshrouded, because I was soooo excited about the crafting system.. Now only nee a new GPU so I can actually play 🙈 🤓
Is indigestion "strength?"
only if you're headed toward a bathroom
become hulk.
Very few people know.
mwhaha gotcha

poke poke come on purple, you gotta know, tell me something poke poke
🤣
We dont poke the purples they has a HAMMER
we already established that I walk a very very thin line along a very unstable slackline along the cliff.

I bet its a bedazzled hammer
I know when the updates coming out!!1!1! my dad works at nintendo, and he told me enshrouded is getting an update with all the cool features everyone wants! like 45 degree angled walls, pizza, horses. but Oooonnnlllyy if you subscribe to my youtube channel or else my dad will cancel the update
and we won't get our shroud spore powered mech.
that hammer is floating above my head all the time, keeping me upright most of the time. Untill eventually all thats left of me is "the legend of Snowdrops the very very annoying - felled by the banhammer, deservedly so"
Nah i think you are far from that reach. You gotta be pretty extra to get kicked here, or be a robot lol
.>
No robots here only us humanoid folks
If only.
I speak from experience having moments of extraness lol
You said it, not me.
I have officially been here over two years though and my good outweighs my few moments of being extra lol
don't ruin my legacy
You don’t want it friend i promise 🥲
I got banned from a Discord server once.
Turns out when they said “read the rules,” they didn’t mean “dramatically out loud in voice chat like it was Shakespeare.”
I have been here for 4 months or something and my bad far outweighs any good, let me go as a legend of evil
🤣 
I love this and its so on brand for you
It was a dare and I actually did it in the server for Last Oasis
And you got banned for that??
Yep
I mean I did it in responce to the mods there blatantly ignoring the rules and treating people horibly. I prefaced it with here are the rules the mods here ignore.
Fair enough.
I don't know about any current events where such thing would be deemed appropriate.. all I can say is you CAN post video/voice in troubleshooting... if the need ever arises 
do with that information whatever you please.
anyone using https://gamever.io/ is the server down?
well their site appears to be down right now, I've never heard of them though
Hiiiii 👋

Only thing I ever got banned from was a MUSH (social always-on text RP place) where I had Columbo-investigated my way into finding a conspiracy between staff and long time players to cover up player abuse, gaslighting, misuse of IC and OOC info and a complex mechanism to suppress those who spoke out about digital sexual harassment and abuse. But that wasn't what got me banned. What got me banned (and my hubby) was when hubby emailed the staff in response to the admin freaking out and posting a public thread that read loosely, "THERE IS NO COVERUP ONLY BAD PLAYERS ACCUSE STAFF OF BEING BAD WE INVESTIGATED OURSELVES AND FOUND NO WRONGDOING NEVER REPORT ABUSE TO ANYONE BUT ME." He told her something like, "Nobody's buying that shit." She banned us within seconds of that email going out lol.
Ah man, Im so added to some blacklist I swear
I knew I shouldnt come back here after having a couple beers

I get banned for blowing a gasket over racists and fascists... but then good riddance 😄
But
...cheeks.
Thats what she said 
Somebody throw me out, I've already shown myself out once today.

(Not permanently tho, pwetty pwease)

Seriously tho..im going to bed now, y'all are save now 
I will also nap. See ya, cuties.
BYE
Pff y'all are beginners.
I was already banned in here and returned!
And I was the first to do so even!
Hey guys, I noticed that my fish does not go up or down in my lake and I wondered what I am doing wrong? How can I make them swim upwards and downwards for their free roaming?
I noticed in other servers that people's fishes can swim in random depth but my fishes stay on one level at all times and never dive in deeper or go near the surface..
I wish I'd know.
I think you mean you ASKED them to ban you.......
semantics
should have stayed banned

Try taking them out and putting them back in. They might have glitched and just need a little reset

Now you two, behave
I thought this was them behaving?
im still nicer than Prim.
For the most part, yes
You're gonna summon him and then what are you going to do
Now you're mean. 
I always behave nicely. 
hit him with a taser.
Pfft, I don't have to be nice to you. I'm not paid enough 😜
Heck I am not even nice to those I am paid to be nice to
Hey, thank you but I already tried. I captured them and put them back in. I tried releasing them on shallow and in the deep but they all purposefully go and start swimming at the same level of depth.
And you guys tell me always I'm all about coins
Mine did that too for a while then randomly started acting properly
Same. 
Maybe try adding another spout in the water, maybe they need some movement?
Another thing I might give as an idea
have u tried the watering can - take some water etc.?
Could be the water is sort of frozen in place (a bug that happens occassionally) and thus the fishies also got stuck
I got that bug at least in my channel at times I have
You can have a jet in a pond, I have. It just makes it move some
yea but look at the screenshot and see how they are at teh same level of depth. I want the to roam up and down like I have seen in other people's bases
like, casually swim in all directions
and my pond isn't too shallow or too deep
You can pick it back up if it doesn't work. It's just something worth a shot
And they should be. Mine started moving after I changed the shape of my pond and deepened it a bit
i already have a natural dispenser going on in this pond, it doesn't really do anything
if you meant that by "jet"
It might be lol I have no idea the name of things half the time. I use descriptions.
This thing
Lol surprisingly called water dispenser... Go figure
yeye, np about that
i am just still wondering what i did wrong
my pond's shape or depth isn't and shouldn't be the problem
The Nozzle is Adjusting...
it's big enough with different levels of depth
Water works a little different after the last patch and maybe it just went all wonky. Try removing and adding some of the area beneath them? Maybe it just needs something to change a little
i made this literally today
so... it should include anything that's been updated recently
So here is a test to try make a large box and fil it with water throw a few fish in and see if they behave the same or not
i may try this, ye
but i've seen it working properly in other ppl servers
so i am confused ;d
If they behave the same way I would say its a bug if they dont its something about the pond thats causing it
Hey its a valid way to test this kind of thing
Who are we summoning?
Oh.
Nvm lol
Candyman, candyman, candyman.
@lament monolith when am i getting that tour of your water place!?
@signal ocean survey noob :p
Also... a rival game brought me here anyway.
Any game that lets you dig the terrain and live underground like a carrot wins
Hobbitses.
Any tips for chimney smoke?
Hello
Build a chimney using block of choice, then remove a few of the voxels from the top, place a standing torch or two a few blocks deep (adjust to preference) and then re-add the removed voxels (usually by clicking undo)
That’s how I usually imitate chimney smoke.
I built a Balefire brazier and buried it under the concrete at the inn to simulate a large fireplace....unfortunately the warmth radius suffers from that
by the size of it, the whole place should be toasty
so much smoke though, if you're not looking for something big it might be too much 😛
the smoke..the smoke kills me
I was thinking more like dwarves, for i built too far deep underground ground and I will dig deeper still.
Although i need to figure out a sneaky hidden door concept to hide the entrance
Dwarveses, Hobbitses, Halflingses... Gnomeses.
Never understimate the power of hiding in plain site.
Some of the hardest things to find in this game, it seems, are those hidden in the little dips and off-the-road spots.
Also: We need a crab emoji. Those things are hilarious.
We really need to find out more about what happens to the Drakonian Maid
Privacy is dead
And then... the most unlikely of things happened... the ring was picked up by yet another dang hobbit twice in a row
so did the gem drop rate get severely reduced? I've only been getting the Hopeful embers gem all the time, but the others seem to have stopped dropping entirely.

The Drak are ebil. Like, I thought they were ebil, then I got this quest...
|| Capybara Search and Rescue ||
je ne parle pas francais.
i need serveur for loot my friend
Need items for your new build, or resources to craft or fight that boss? Look no further than The Shroud Depot, a community run server that resets every hour on the hour.
Shroud Depot Resource World
In-game server IP: enshrouded.gv80.me:15639
there's also #1241833456875606175 but that's download only right now.
also DDD_Designs hosts one but I dont know the link.
thanks
Is there ever any need to keep the armor pieces other than displaying on stands?
I keep a spare set of each for cosmetics also
you'll want to keep the armor sets you got in the kindlewastes (variety of stats) the albaneve summits (frost protection, you may need to go back to albaneve someday) and of course veilwater (best gear obtainable currently... but lacking in variety)
There needs to be like a "normal" set of armor at all tiers. Not weird regional fashions (which are fine, just, y'know... options 😄 )
My dude looks ridiculous in the Veilwater warrior / tank stuff.
I've been in the Warden set for cosmetics since like level 20. Just hit 45 tonight.
"No, Kraven. Dress like the Drak."
But I don't wanna! They eat capybaras man, screw that!
The weird one-handed cricket bats are the best I have found so far as looks vs. combat viability
lol
Capybaras are monsters that need to die
Man AI has even ruined Capybara gifs.
Welp... that ruined my joke
Not that your link was AI.
I went looking for a Capybara chilling, as my joke response...
Is this a no gif server
Ai is a monster and needs to die
That I agree with 😄
Some channels allow images. This one does not, oddly enough.
It's the Tavern. We should be able to, uh, y'know. Tavern.
😉
I was pretending to gst chimera an capybruh mixed up
Fair. And yeah, without the image, it do be ruint.
I wanted the chubby capybara rubbing his belly in the bath.
Or maybe the one swimming with some other critter riding it's head.
How do you feel about chinchillas?
hi all! just bought the gamie game!
Mexican food? I dunno. Some of the textures get to me. I like a more solid meal
Tortillas though on occasion
How do I know I can believe you?
Also hello, I am awake again.
Well, at least they are honest about it... 😉
ow.
How do alts works, do they get any of the beginning quests again or should I start a new world?
They should get all their own quests regardless of which world they're in.
Other than the upgrade flame quests?
I know there are 'hazards' to new characters in worlds with lots done. I don't know what they are, I don't do co-op other than to abuse the shroud depot currently 😄
And I imagine depot has "lots done" so maybe I have somehow broken quests on my run. Dunno.
Shroud depot?
A public server that gives away basically all the items in the game. Can break quests, but if you're done with questing or just want resources to build it could be very handy.
Hi! I just finished all the quests. Now feeling empty :<
Bro, imagine if Enshrouded had tree falling physics like in Valheim, and you cut down a tree in Blackmire.
hello to the community
would all the ewoks fall along with the tree inside it?
can someone help me
im trying to get farmer i got 1 o the 3 but cant figure out how to get to the higher level
I GOT IT didnt see the other grapple. this is hard by myself >.>
What a wonderful morning dear Flameborn!
How's the Shroud.
i cant find the third now >.>
Make em fear the light of your soul.
o/ all
great other than falling to my death a couple times
You'll get used to it.
yeahhhhh
i made my first playthough easy so i can learn
but puzzles get me sometimes
All fine and dandy until the supposed riddle takes up a knife and stabs
Some riddles got traps later on
But there is one to cheese them all mostly.
Double jump
And avoid the Blackmire Spire or do it if you got a strong day
Would do that myself. 
Until I remembered I am now at work. 
yello guys, what path block is used in the interior of fort kelvin down the bottom?
(im rebuilding it with friends)
Good morning 
now im going to build some of the farm lol
believe that only works if ive unlocked it before?
oh apparently its just rough stone loooooooooool
🤦
im missing braincells today
Egg
how do i obtain the materials to craft the blocks in my location where the current build is
i wanna keep some of its og stuff
Using hammer, overlay a large block of material you can make - rough stone, rough wood, etc, then rt click to delete. Should get back the materials that were deleted from whatever prefab building was there.
Sometimes doesn't work on block types that are quest-related if you haven't fulfilled that quest yet, btw.
Did it just give you base materials (stone, sandstone, wood, etc)?
Identify the material and use that.
but i dont have it unlocked yet
also how do i put farm soil in ground?
so i can have actual farn land
I pinged you in #enshrouded-chat
Farm soil is terrain, 5th row in build menu when using hammer.
then unlock it
All blocks we have so far and where to get them: https://www.reddit.com/r/Enshrouded/comments/1oten6c/all_blocks_as_of_now_examples_acquisition_4/
Sneaking around~
My tip would be to read the rules.
Heya. First and foremost, nice ideas and such (native german speaker) but we're speaking english in here because it's a international Discord Server.
Second: You could organize specific quests for some ressources or collectibles to gather, like books, ores (flint/salt) or crafting a specific prop, rescue a specific NPC etc., destroy a certain root yadda yadda.
Third: will be hard to go into more details and still have you blind for quest ideas. Normal settings might be the best idea for starters.
C'mon, if he's fresh he might missed the rules of the Discord.
Let it slip once.
No.
It’s literally the first thing you’re told to do when you join the server.
You can’t even interact or type without agreeing to them, so you can’t miss it.
It's one message most people won't scroll up to anymore anyway now
I feel you need a bonking
Post was suited for #getting-started anyway
Interested in how a LAN would work since there’s no offline or LAN feature. The shared solo world is going to be interesting since the network is bottlenecked now with 10 connections.
Love this kind of people.
Thanks for representing this community in this way.
That´s now my first impression of this community, you did a great job - feels good to arrive here and better to leave as soon as i find some nice people.
🪱
Hey. I tried my best. 
You did great, thank you!
imbed fail pog
worm
There were certain users that abused such power.
I am part of the problem.
You’re welcome
I was the one that requested salmon names get gifs
Without me you were nothing but a failed embed
Or... I'd use the other way still.
Vacation?
Jail?
Errr.
Hello! New player here 😊
Hello new! 
I'm old. 
Nice to meet you old player! ;P
I gotta pump up those 2k hours I got
Impressive!
hahaha
I'm older then
🤣
Guys I have a question. Can I place fire altar in Fort Kelvin? Seen ppl have bases there. But I can't seem to place it
Hmmmm I keep trying and it shows blue. But every time I try to place it it just has this sound effect and doesnt place it. Killed all the monsters around. What am I doing wrong?
😭
what if you move 100 feet away towards the east and try and plop it down? I think there is or was a no-build zone near Fort Kelvin, and it's possible maybe you intersect that?
you can always uproot your altar after a short cooldown period, so I'd proceed by trial and error
first see if you can plop it down at all
Yeah I can outside the fort gate
I'm trying to put it here like this redditor
near this tower
next to the barber salon
Hey guys, I am a little new to the game. My friends and me are so hyped. We really would thank the dev guys. Hopefully the produce lot of more content with dungeons, content etc 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Hear a rumor about another map behind the existing 😱😱😱😱😱
And do you think we will get some more automatisation from npcs one day?
Thanks dev people 🥰🥰🥰 don’t stop to be so good to us 😇
yes
don't know about "another map behind the existing"
more automation from NPCs is on the "nice to have" list, would be great to put them to work!
As long as there's a toggle, I hate having to manage NPCs lol
for a small fee every month we can manage your NPCs for you
Lol way to find the monetization
for a small fee every month we can visit your builds and give you positive reinforcement
I want that CUB next to me yelling at me "This build is raw! Raw I say!!"
I can do the idiot sandwich bit
Love it.
How much?
yes
Do you se Toast for that?
Now you've given away the surprise bat
toast offers a different level of service for our premium customers
Baking?
Whoops I meant
Banking?
No? 🤫🤫 was mentioned in the last news video the world behind embervale 🤫🤫🤫😇🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
I mean we haven't announced anything concrete, but in the future when it comes to expansions they might take place on other maps
ur right they eluded to - " portal(s) in placeholder buildings to different world / map " which would make the most sense , since from what I can see the main missing content is - 2 hollow halls and 2 regions / biomes - west area and far north are still empty and un released
I have some small questions about the features from the last year roadmap.
Will we have the "music box" later?
is it on the roadmap ?
if it is then I'd say very likely added eventually
Yes, it is.
All good take your time 🤩🤩
they've been good about adding roadmap stuff slowly
It is my understanding stuff from the old roadmap that isn't in yet is still planned even if it didn't also get listed on the new one.
That means coins still got a chance!
You already got coins
You got your coins, shush you
I am still waiting for 
I will NEVER give up.
The meme lives on!
bruh when're they going to fix the game, im tired of restarting the game because it bugs out
Well it seems you choosed the wrong channel too because of a bug!
#troubleshooting is this way and have your specs ready.
im talking in general, its not a troubleshooting convo
Yeah but that happening surely is something to troubleshoot not?
I've got no such issues
Though you may be more concrete as what is bugging out too
I've reported every bug through their website and its getting annoying, i play with performance settings so i don't get it
We can't help you unless you are more specific
We're still surface level about the problem though
i don't need help, im just talking to other fellows because im sure theres a few that want to talk about it
That's just stirring the pot and reel in agony
That comes off as complaining just to complain and isn't very constructive
And that's coming from us. 
right?
i mean if they read their reports and fixed saidd problems, i probably wouldnt be here now would i?
its frustrating and im sure you can all agree at times
But... they do read them. Just some issues take longer than others, and some issues are caused by your hardware or setup.
That's the thing.
They can fix problems on their end not yours.
Them fixing stuff doesn't necessarily means they got your issues sorted too.
We're in sorta post patch production phase now, from what I can tell.
That means the bigger/critical issues are sorted by now. (Hopefully)
Thus it is not normal to have problems still except they root somewhere else.
I mean its defiantly not my setup, its well & truly well equipped to handle any game of this genre, but yeah i get but i just wanna talk to other fellows and not some mods
Good thing we ain't mods
Not mods
Can't help you. Works on my machine. 
mods/helpers all the same
Also not a fellow
other fellows meaning people not you two.
I just point to what I wrote upwards. 👆🏻
Okay can you tell him to visit troubleshooting for us.
agree
I'll just adapt my tacs.
So we're done here? 
Nah might just stick around like a bad smell
look, im frustrated and annoyed, just want to play a solid hour without the game glitching or framing or some random thing happening to it
Okay visit troubleshooting, describe your problem and you might get help. 
Then you should go to #troubleshooting and let us help you get there
Faster bat
I'm tired
ive been & done that on alt account, if they have read my reports through the website then there's no need
Wait we're allowed to have excuses?
They ain't pay me enough.
In fact nothing.
Okay.
We'll send the men in black coming for your PC to fix it.
but just running around oldmanyellsatcloud.gif doesnt help either.
sucks to you, to have to put up with me for free ahahhaa
No wait Keen is blue.
Actually we don't
We volunteer to
whats the best gem for a ranger bow build?
Unwisely
volunteer is free is it not?
I think everything that's with piercing damage surplus, I think
But that depends on build and playstyle too
blocking is a thing... so is ignoring
As is complaining without going at the issue actually but screaming the void or at us, neither gathering a mob will help fix it. 
don't forget meme-ing
I go with the latter
I don't hold grudges except with Prim
Prim is a handful
You mean some
I am great at this game. 
Wait I got an idea for our complainer.
We could send him to the Steam forums
i posted my build in #combat-and-skills
full ranger playstyle - looking to boost damage mostly as im good with survivability.
If he just wants to find complainy people to be complainy with
I am known for this though
Soloing a hallowed hall takes so long.
Can't deny Kyle his quality time
that's correct. All the stuff we couldn't get to was put in the backlog, and we'll get to it... when we get to it! We're trying not to build expectations so people aren't disappointed if/when we have to postpone more stuff
it's fine to air out grievances, too! But @cunning timber there's like 5M players, and maybe not 5M discrete combinations of hardware and software and update versions and drivers, but... I don't think we're that far off the mark. We have several thousand issues currently open, with wide-ranging sets of priorities depending on severity and number of players affected
I checked a couple weeks ago, we have some 43k+ issues resolved and some 6k at various states of being open
it's unfortunately not as clear cut as "I sent a report, when's that thing getting fixed"
I think at this stage they should visit a doc, the issues y'know.
well the programmers have scalpels or chainsaws, depending on the problem's scope
Still less issues than my ex gf! 
That's telling Ao
Wow, taking the shot!
I see an opportunity, i take it
But to hang on:
Reminder how many issues of that stem from me being a person
"you miss 100% of the pot shots at your ex you don't take"
Wayne Gretzki
Michael Scott
Aonyx
🤣
That's a long list
Back to this conversation from 5 days ago, do you think this is a good laptop then?
ASUS ROG Strix G16 Gaming Laptop Ryzen 9 8940HX RTX 5070 Ti 24GB - 16GB RAM 1TB SSD
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Category Specification Details
Model / PN ROG Strix G16 (G614PR-G016W) | PN: 90NR0NJ7-M00440
Processor AMD Ryzen™ 9 8940HX (16 Cores/32 Threads, 80MB Cache, up to 5.3GHz)
Graphics NVIDIA® GeForce RTX™ 5070 Ti (12GB GDDR7, 140W Max TGP)
AI & Switching MUX Switch + NVIDIA Advanced Optimus
Display 16" FHD+ (1920x1200) 16:10, 165Hz, 100% sRGB, G-Sync, Dolby Vision HDR
Memory 16GB DDR5-5200 SO-DIMM (Max 64GB)
Storage 1TB PCIe® 4.0 NVMe™ M.2 SSD (2x M.2 Slots Total)
I/O Ports 2x USB 4 (DP/PD/G-Sync), 2x USB 3.2 Gen 2 Type-A, HDMI 2.1 FRL, RJ45
Connectivity Wi-Fi 6E (802.11ax) Triple Band, Bluetooth 5.3, 1G LAN
Keyboard & Cam 4-Zone RGB Backlit Chiclet (with Copilot key) | 1080P FHD Camera
Audio 2-Speaker System, Smart Amp, Dolby Atmos, AI Noise-Canceling
Battery & Power 90WHrs Battery, 280W AC Adapter (Fast Charging: 50% in 30m)
Dimensions & Weight 35.4 x 26.4 x 3.04 cm | 2.50 Kg (5.51 lbs)
Operating System Windows 11 Home
My wife, who i have been with for 10 years now, would confirm that i am not lying about my ex! 😂 It's not misogyny if it's true
16GB RAM
oof
that's a solid GPU no doubt
The 16GB RAM would be the only... questionable part.
AI & Switching MUX Switch + NVIDIA Advanced Optimus
confused scared noises
It looks quite fine, except for the 16gb ram. 32gb would be better, but no one can afford that with the ai crap Happening atm
at this stage I would consider, if you're so inclined, perhaps looking into slightly older reconditioned models that would be sporting 32GB RAM
I heard AI where are the torches?? 
whats up
what Cod said, the 16GB of ram is a little on the low side, rest looks fine!
Me
Nono that's flamethrower torches
cod? Do I look like fish to you
is the CPU fine? I don't trust Ryzen
I have no idea about CPUs I gotta say
Does he look like wyrm to you
I still see a blue face
This is what I'm limited to, considering my budget and where I live;
```
https://www.compumarts.com/collections/gaming-laptop?sort_by=price-descending&filter.v.price.lte=110000
If we're about that I cannot afford the potatoe for the PC
I didnt see that you oofed the 16gb before KillerCOD said his line about the 16gb. 
ooh
I have been an Intel fanboy most of my adult life. Switched to ryzen a few months ago because cost/performance. I have absolutely no complains
I know that for some countries in Europe sometimes it's better to ship in stores from other countries for better deals
I must say though: usually building a tower pc costs a little less than buying a gaming laptop. Laptops are more expensive because money has to go into miniaturizing stuff
Oh no he types
maybe that's the same case for Egypt? Are you able to order from like Amazon or something?
some people need the transportability for work or studies though 
We all know what is it that is been studied
Likewise, i switched to AMD for my latest build (5 years old at this point) And no complaints here. On paper i believe Intel still has the upper hand, but for the average user? AMD is definitely the cost effective measure.
Ordering would be complicated and more expensive due to tariffs.
I know, just wanted to mention it to be sure
I have to say
putting a 5070TI into a laptop is wayyyy overkill
unless you also cook your breakfast on the laptop
Multi functional is in CUB go with times
I 100% agree, a tower is like 50% cheaper than a laptop but I travel A LOT and by A LOT I mean I am never sleeping on the same bed for more than 2 days.
Use it to heat the home/office.
Iirc intel cores are better for single core processing (most games dont use a lot of Cores), while ryzen is better Performance/coin
ever? Because if you're only on the go like part of the week, I'd say a compromise could be a decent reconditioned laptop (because you knock 20-30% off the price tag), and a gaming desktop at home
IIRC it was about the 60 cards having not enough vram to be futureproof.
Multicore, ryzen are slightly better
but a 5070 would be cheaper than 5070TI
Guess I better go back to work I am too inept for the tech side anyway.
Only thing I can do is trying to crack some jokes and even at that I seem to fail. 
true. But doesnt the 5070 mobile have 8gb of vram?
I thought you weren't at work, Van?
What do you call a PC made out of ceramic? A compewter 
you tell me, I have no idea lol
I thought pewter was a metal??
HA
Yeah I think we've been there with fae, there is no 60TI and the 70 has only 8gb of vram, which is just stupid in this day and age
I visited only for a checkup and to get the next 4 appointments
Well, guess I am too inept for the materials engineering side 😂
get this inadequate tool they're spreading misinformation
Ahhhhh fair.
ye 8gb
But see, I am incorrect, that must prove I'm human!
Wait no AI is incorrect all the times
so which one would be the best option here? budget wise? https://www.compumarts.com/collections/gaming-laptop?sort_by=price-descending&filter.v.price.lte=110000
Aww goddamnit
32gig of ram
only $21 difference from the 16g ram lol
I think egypt is still unaffected by ram prices :D.
damn that's crazy
I mean looking at the stuff in it I think it seems very good?
but I would look for the same product on like, amazon.com, and see if you can find reviews from actual buyers
rather than us people who do not own this precise laptop
good idea
my own review from my own laptop ALIENWARE M15 R6:
is okay to play Enshrouded on. Does not like to play Elden Ring and will double as portable space heater if you try
if it comes down to these 21$ take the 32gb and you've got hell of a machine for the foreseeable future. And do what CUB said, check reviews, especially for heat issues etc.
what kinda build of Enshrouded you got there thats less demanding than Elden Ring? 
rude

I play some games that make my GPU fans make more more noise than a boing 747.... Enshrouded is peaceful in comparison 😄
Yeah it all comes down to what cores on the GPU get used at the same time. My GPU reports 99% usage but only draws like 300W in enshrouded, but 550W in cyberpunk.
Meanwhile Im over here on the steam peasant build 
ah yes the pay to play build
sorry I've got the paid to play version
Goshdarnit lol

look at me, I'm special he says with his fancy title and all 
Foxes. always with the flexes
Manipulated to play build?
free labor 
And that acronym is for what? 😅
Working for free 😉
Makes more sense than World Fitness federation
will fail forsure
Do you guys need to buy ya own game on Steam to test it? 
that is one way to boost sales 
Yea right. 
just keep firing the whole QA department and rehire new guys... 
You the new guy or did somebody forgot to show you the way out after getting fired? 
I dunno. Its getting scary tho 
I think they tried, at least Aonyx did.
But the doors go open both ways so

Got bad news for CUB I multiply it seems
I'm not into coin tho.
Im gonna demand hardware RT 

congratulations and or condolences
That's nothing. I'm on 903793!
is that how many pages are in the survey?
There's a survey?
There was a survey
lol reminded me of this; (need someone to embed it)
There's no survey
But it was taken away by a yacht
There should be. Ask CUB about it.
ME TOO!!!
🤣
Oh right! Public shaming for eternity! 
Do I look like I read the news
but there has been so little news lately we forget to
There was a whole dev update
we announced the OUYA port
but what about second update.hobbit
update? update WHEN?
That explains the Ouya in my mail
We got a dev update but what about a game update? We know the devs are well (mostly)
Why tho?
ARe you supposed to do that?
This does not surprise me.
Yes, it's a good thing that I did
It would make sense if I gave context. Unfortunately, I'm not giving it.
Where would be the fun in giving context?
puts the gun back down
😹
Probably some additional steps so the level guys don't overdo on "not really best practice" stuff and ruin the framerate or something.
I love speculating in the entirely wrong direction 
And then sometime on someone is gonna say "but snowdrops said so" and I'm gonna laugh like Bob up there 
Bob? We have no builders here.
Oh yeah, i forgot his name is SpongeLARRY, how could I 
I have no idea what you people are talking about.
me neither. It's great.

Leg Man! 
Ouate'Soupe
Wow that was cold.
tots and pears
this ones even better #the-tavern message 
Now you spoiled my flawless internet search history
I sue you for 10€
Naw, making that joke is gonna get me banned.
only one way to find out
nu'uh.
no balls

👋
Eeeeeeeee
But what if i am curious too!

You'd actually ban him nono. 
That makes me no less curious
Permission to share that screenshot
He can't ban me for something I never posted

Quality Song Choice btw.
I showed him ban is proceeding
I should turn off that discord feature. There is some weird stuff in my playlists 🤣
Disabling that feature also allows you to stream Spotify to friends btw 🏴☠️
Hey Ao
If snow and me are one and the same you need to ban him for real at least once
That way we share even more. 
We don't do crossed bones here, it scares the parrots
I am not sure if I'd like that
Neither did I, did it happen? Yes.
Though now it's a flex I share with Prim. 
If He is like you, he will ask for it
I mean it stops spotify from doing this annoying thing where it pauses when you start screensharing to show a friend the game you're currently playing... 
Come. Ask for it.
If I did it, you can do it too! Only hurts a little but gives you a badge to brag about. 
pretty sure it does not 
Hey Toast laughed from what I got really good
Im not saying my last ever post wouldnt probably be funny and make people laugh. But still 
Nah it's not forever.
Just for the time being. 
good morning
Lies for me it's already noon
Welcoming as usual, are we? 
lol, he showed me the thing. Funny read actually.
Not gonna ask for it tho, I don't wanna click through all the join stuff again 
Van's always asking for it.
That is what scares me the most
Because we are thinking alike 
Dont tempt me!
I am pretty sure it would be even funnier the second time
Is the hammer getting rusty? 
And after all this conversation, I'm pretty sure it would very much be more funny if it was him, rather than me 
With the current amount of bots and hacked accounts, the banhammer never gets rusty
I am always in for a second round but CUB may get mad. 
Because you know he'd need to add me back into channels
Also somehow we'd start a user and the other one relationship thing you know. 
Aww, no bans 
or not.
As if i were brave enough to even try that! You would probably curse me and my computer would install Windows vista.
Why not XP
Not Vista
Something something Geneva Convention
XP was good!
compared to the sh*tshow that was ME and before, yes. Good? No.
Okay then Windows 11, here you get the downgrade conceiled as upgrade
Since when are you here. You're too quiet lately. 
Yeah... Win11 is the reason i switched to bazzite a few weeks ago
That sounds like malware
Can it run me
*Look at me I know tech, I can do linux stuff * 
Look at me I cannot even do a calculator!
I cant, i am learning be doing/failing. Still better than win11
I'm waiting for SteamOS to drop for general PCs before I attempt the dual boot thing.
With Linux it is me bricking my computer, not my os bricking it for me
C'mon we need a ban today cannot one of these scammers show up
Sounds reasonable
You're allowed to live
You can basically install bazzite as a steam os surface iirc
Basically turning your pc into a big steam Deck
I know, but I want valves commitment to updates and drivers 

I just chose the Version that has a regular desktop instead
That means it becomes remote? Just by installing batshtuff?
No more cables yay!
And since I can't get away from Win11 anyway (Dev machine runs Win11) I can't be bothered too much apart from curiosity
By the way I go in tech stuff by the name Peter Peon
Can I turn you Peoff?
Wow rude

Read that more questionable and you know why
brains not braining
I can act out if you wanna ban me. I left the server last week to do a quick test, I can be kicked out this week to fulfill someone's wishes.
Vans wishes don't need to be fulfilled anymore, he's got his coin already 
But... But why did you left without a notice. 👀
Oh I said goodbye before I left
We were just interested in finding out if it really did tell you to say hi when you joined.
I did something different though cause my user ID isn't black, it's orange.
You choosed a role
This case the news
Using Nobara Linux here since October and love it!
Good morning, cuties!
Algum brasileiro pra jogar?
Awooo, as someone might say!
Please only use english on this discord
What made you assume my cuteness.
I am not cute.
Sorry, but I'm trying to find a Brazilian to play with, if you don't mind.
[G.W. voice] Ah'm thuh decider.
We don't mind that.
Though english so everyone gets the idea please.
There are Brazilians who don't understand.
What is G.W. voice
No Problem! Might find something here #language-servers message
Dunce of a former president famous for saying stupid stuff like the line above.
Ayyyy XD
Wait I saw now in your Profile something that made me curious.
You too use daggers as main weapon of choice?!
That makes us kinda partners in suffering
Why did I wake up an hour before the coffee shop opens? It's no fair.
Always have, it's a Keli thing, has been since I made her in 2009.
Call the boss of the coffee shop he should open an hour sooner and if he refuses say you'll never buy a coffee again in his shop this way if he still insists smack the phone down and shout after I gonna sue you
oldmanyellsatclouds.gif
There's another place open close by but it's Starbucks and just no. I'll make some java at home, sorry to sleeping hubby for the noise.
What do you mean? Cheap coffee? Without leaving the house? Never 
Or.. and i know it's controversial... stop drinking coffee. 
What are you
🪱
I mean I never started but
Man...
I couldn't think less coffeinated about you
😇
I feel I've got way too much of a good mood
must be my presence 
I am tomorrow either depressed or enraged by that again.
Celestial alignment cancer, my mood swings are your problem now
Can you get the light ring from any boss or just the highlands boss and boxes?
Wasn't that the sun temples only
Also blizzard Ring in the latest biome
Im not sure where you get it wiki page doesn't really say
If your shoes are full of sand you're right, also if it's a somewhat hidden temple
Do we know anything about that sudden slow-motion bug? Been reading a "concerning" amount of that happening in troubleshooting and elsewhere lately? Edit: Apparently known issues thats being looked at.
Nooo ooo ooo. . .
I have and just used my coffee press. Jeez, I'm not an animal.
Whelp I got bad news for you
Despite humans claiming it we're too animals sort of
As my bio prof said, "All eukaryotes are a tube within a tube. An earthworm is a tube within a tube. You are a tube within a tube."
Only thing is we won't have the grace to grow a coat of fur
Wait? Youre not a Fennec? It's all been a lie? 
Furry Suit, I knew it.
Ghost Recon Wildlands Screenshot. No Skeleton, but a soldier lol
Listen, I am just veeery stupid and know almost nothing about genres, Ghosts, Reckoning, Wildlands or Screenshots.
But I got to know Kyle, Skeleton backhands and soldiers in Enshrouded.
My cousin played bass for Skeleton Backhand in the 90s.
Hello all
What are you Van, the Bridge Troll now?
No I did not set a toll yet
So youre just a beggar?
I have no coin
uhoh 
I'd like to get some free resources tho 😮💨
Need items for your new build, or resources to craft or fight that boss? Look no further than The Shroud Depot, a community run server that resets every hour on the hour.
Shroud Depot Resource World
In-game server IP: enshrouded.gv80.me:15639
There 👆🏻
Thanks
Glad to be of service
I will hurt you snow
Sad that didn't work out. 
do your worst 
Remember the one leash guy note in Alba
I don't read lore notes. Who needs context. 
Anyway Ima gonna go out now
Or to be more precise drive home
Until morrow
Kinda slow here...
...sure wish I had a survey to participate in... 
hello to the community!
Finally, someone who can help with my debilitating case of Shroud lung.
I heard survey? 
Oh lawd he's back.
and now he has a keyboard 
So you found the coffee.
and a really bad barber.
What? That is the height of fashion right there. Ya'll just jealous 😉
Also, I have heard of "touch typing" - but not tapdance typing...
Mans had a mushroom for a papa.
If you go on I'll call Tom Phan to roast y'all.
Google him. Still a showmaker even in 2026, he has been through Mario and Rayman by now.
no clue if I'm imagining it but I swearrrrrr I moved Cade to my new base yesterday and this AM he's back at the old base. I think he missed Oswald
Cade gonna Cade
He ran all the way back when you were asleep
I still maintain that Cade is a reincarnated (and nicer) version of Mr. Slurm from Pete & Pete.
https://www.tvmaze.com/episodes/354949/the-adventures-of-pete-pete-1x05-tool-and-die