the-tavern

[carmine scroll]

I DO be liking classic adams family, ghost busters (older ones) and Army of Darkness though.

[normal dagger]

My personal favorite is 30 days of night..

[cedar depot]

army of darkness stoned... yeah, that's a good night

[carmine scroll]

oh you want to talk about watching movies high/drunk? the first batman ninja movie. get blasted and then watch it.

hilariously bad movie.

[cedar depot]

last saturday: 10mg thc, 5mg cdb, 5mg thc-n scooby doo, galaxy quest, slept like a baby

too old to smoke, but gummies? bring'm on

high/drunk, bad movies are the best movies lol

[autumn geode]

Worst movie that has a decent B star cast? Dracula 3000 - Coolio as a space vampire.

[viral scarab]

Scheduling boss is hardest boss, that's for sure.

[carmine scroll]

i think tremors is the ONE "people getting eaten by monsters" movie I actually can stand.

[velvet idol]

ayo october halfway over

where is this water update

[carmine scroll]

right here

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-tiktok-gif-25591053

[still quartz]

Well that was rude of you

You know how annoying it is to wipe off glasses

[carmine scroll]

There's more where that came from!

[still quartz]

I don't even have a kleenex on me...

[wispy ridge]

The water update comes out October 28th.

[near breach]

Don’t give out fallacies !

[wispy ridge]

Expect an announcement trailer for the release date reveal next Tuesday on the 21st.

[warm hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/swimming-kevin-costner-jerico-stewart-criminal-underwater-gif-18339458

[still quartz]

I thank you for your sacrifice and wish you all the best in your struggles against the enshrouded studios hitmen

[wispy ridge]

It’s been a pleasure. I shall consult Agent 47 for protection. 😎

[barren ember]

A'hoy all

[near breach]

We find out you’re right and next thing we know you’re not in the chat anymore 😅👀

[wispy ridge]

“This user no longer exists.”

Keen:

[still quartz]

Just another one of the many skeletons dotting the ruins....

[near breach]

Yep! No longer a user and then there’s an easter egg added in the hollow halls that indicates that he’s one of the skeletons there 🤣🤣

[astral tree]

Every time I ping, i pray its an update

[carmine scroll]

[tribal siren]

Do we know if the water update will be retroactive for existing worlds?

[carmine scroll]

yes

[tribal siren]

noice

[wispy ridge]

[carmine scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-lord-of-the-rings-theoden-king-of-rohan-you-have-no-power-here-gif-4952489

[wispy ridge]

[near breach]

👁️👄👁️

[still quartz]

I'm curious what the level of the new area will be

[carmine scroll]

35-45ish.

[still quartz]

:o

Thats good

[snow lion]

will be have enshrouded dlss 4 and frame gen in future update ?

[viral scarab]

No specific info along those lines, but they're building the engine alongside the game so who knows what the potential is.

[dull citrus]

It’s also been requested/suggested on the feature upvote site!

Also, hello Flameborn

@viral scarab official goodbyes as neighbors. On the final flight to Spain currently!

[viral scarab]

Grats dude!

We got the first snow at the very tip top of Mt Si this week, looking forward to the real snow coming this year.

[dull citrus]

Yeah i noticed a healthy amount of early fall snow on the foothills.

I hope you guys get blasted. The mountains need it so bad.

A good chunk of Rainier was a giant bald rock for the late summer.

[viral scarab]

Yeah seriously

[near breach]

Good to see you’re back!

[dull citrus]

The last two weeks have been so busy!!

[near breach]

Yeah I bet! I assumed so since you hadn’t made an appearance in here as much or at all! Glad things worked out

[dull citrus]

The finish line gets closer every day.

Doggos landed in Madrid earlier. Everything stateside is done. Just getting through the last long flights… still plenty of boxes to tick when we get settled, my visa is still a work in progress lol

Im looking forward to doing mostly nothing for a few days though.

[near breach]

Hell yeah that sounds great

[dull citrus]

I am SUPER ready for water

[near breach]

Oh boy if you seen the “where water” messages in here these last few days.. 😅

[quartz wedge]

you mean mine lol

[dull citrus]

oh yeah. I feel like i am slacking with my regular “where is it” posts

[quartz wedge]

🙂
#enshrouded-chat message

[dull citrus]

You know im parched.

[timid quarry]

Morning, where water?

[still quartz]

The water was inside us all along

[quartz wedge]

here's the water
#enshrouded-chat message

[dull citrus]

Water bags.

[rain vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-adam-beers-crashed-waiter-gif-17892538

Keen planning the release of water, then delays

[unkempt atlas]

ugly bags of mostly water

[subtle prawn]

Rather a delay then a broken update

[wispy ridge]

I’d rather a buggy release with a few hot fixes throughout the week than a delay of a few weeks lol

I’ve played enough Bethesda games to know how to be okay with a lot of bugs, even if they are game breaking 😂😎

[subtle prawn]

What if they need to fix that for more then a week?

[wispy ridge]

Keep rolling out hotfixes 🤷‍♂️

[subtle prawn]

Such a weird take

[wispy ridge]

There’s always bugs, even if there are months to years of delays. It’s weird to expect a release without a bunch of bugs lol

[real pawn]

It isn't weird to expect an update that doesn't potentially corrupt maps, or cause preformance issues

[wispy ridge]

That’s always a possibility even if there are delays lol

[subtle prawn]

It's weird to want an update you don't even know how stable it runs

[wispy ridge]

It’s weird to withhold a release because you don’t know how stable it runs without allowing players to test how stable it runs

[still quartz]

Bugs are fine

Critical bugs that shatter the game into an unworkable state not so much

[wispy ridge]

Agreed.

[still quartz]

I can deal with me floating 5 feet above a chair, can't deal with that chair deleting my house

It's good for them to test the update before release

So I don't mind waiting

[subtle prawn]

Here take an update that corrupts your game and it takes us a week to fix and we know it takes this long

[wispy ridge]

Lmao true Woe, however … based on the gameplay they’ve been able to show, there’s no critical game destroying bug.

[still quartz]

Isn't the trailer the only thing they've shown

[subtle prawn]

You don't know that tho

[wispy ridge]

They did a whole gameplay showcase

[subtle prawn]

It is and the gameplay they showed Kontreck wasn't fully done either

[still quartz]

That's what I was thinking

[dire rivet]

I thirst

[still quartz]

Trailers usually don't show 100% of the completed product

It just teases what's gonna be in it

Might look like it's working fine, but hard to say if everything has been ironed out

Oh wait there was gameplay?

[wispy ridge]

The only thing that wasn’t fully implemented that we know of, was the great sword animations. I’m sure people can handle some animation bugs like T poses lmao

[still quartz]

It's late I'm not reading that well x)

[subtle prawn]

No.... the elite in the temple barely had animations, fishing isn't finished either

[real pawn]

we don't know what the bugs are... for all we know, if we open a door from too far away, it crashes the game

[wispy ridge]

The elite temples don’t need crazy animations lol and I forgot about fishing. That said, fishing bugs like not seeing the fish isn’t exactly a critical bug worth delaying the patch by weeks

[subtle prawn]

Kontreck has a German version and Chislechip the English version from his interview with Kontreck

[wispy ridge]

That would suck lol

[still quartz]

I can't wait for fishing to have a super rare 0.05% item drop needed to unlock a door to get some special cosmetic...

[wispy ridge]

Just throw a bunch of grenades at it until it breaks or you find a hole in the wall just barely big enough to fit through

[dire rivet]

Fill up a house with aquariums like Animal Crossing

[still quartz]

Oh God I hope they don't add aquariums...

I'd have to add another room or several

[wispy ridge]

Keen should allow players to download test releases… …for testing purposes of course…

[subtle prawn]

Well you don't have access to those anyway

[wispy ridge]

What? That’s why I made my comment lol

[subtle prawn]

There is a test branch but not for you

[wispy ridge]

Couldn’t hurt to have more testers 🤷‍♂️

[still quartz]

There will be a permanent public test release sometime this month

[subtle prawn]

That report the same bugs?

[wispy ridge]

To find more bugs they missed, since there are always bugs.

[still quartz]

I tend to find that the more people there are, the more reposting of the same bugs because people don't check to see whether they have been reported yet or not

And any bugs that they miss tend to get found once the update is out of beta by the general public

[wispy ridge]

Agreed! Unless it’s a critical game destroying bug, they shouldn’t delay the release and just hotfix bugs that don’t make the game unplayable

[subtle prawn]

There will be one this year for sure ^^

[still quartz]

They havnt really delayed the release though

They just said it would release this October :)

[subtle prawn]

And normally we wouldn't even know it's coming

[wispy ridge]

Thankfully lol

[still quartz]

I always assume if a game company gives a general date, then they know they will more then likely have it ready for then

Because the risk of public backlash is then quite high

[wispy ridge]

Especially for such a highly anticipated patch. A delay this close to the end of October wouldn’t be a great idea unless they have no choice due to a crazy critical bug

[subtle prawn]

Even if it gets delayed Keen will be fine

[still quartz]

Oh yeah I'm sure they will

[wispy ridge]

Just because they can doesn’t mean they should or will 🤷‍♂️

[still quartz]

But it's like you said, normally we don't even know an update is coming, considering they let us know early it makes me think they know what their doing and will have it ready on time

[subtle prawn]

Or they assumed it will be ready by then, which is more likely. But given that we're talking about Voxel Water everything is possible

[subtle prawn]

Just because you won't be fine with it doesn't mean the broad community will have an issue with it

[wispy ridge]

Expecting polished updates during early access is unrealistic lol

[still quartz]

I don't even want to think about the logistical and technical issues water could have in a game like this where we can freely manipulate the environment x)

Accidentally punch a hole in the side of a cliff and the entire lake would just drain out of it

[subtle prawn]

If Keen is happy with the update it comes out otherwise it doesn't

[still quartz]

This game is also still in early access right?

[wispy ridge]

It likely will come out this month, no need to be a Debby downer or negative Nancy

[still quartz]

Which makes it even more impressive with all that they've been able to accomplish with it

Plus has the added benefit that if they are not happy with something, they can continue fine tuning it

Especially with feedback from the community

[wispy ridge]

Yup!

[still quartz]

The best part about any update is spending 10 hours playing it and then 50 to a hundred hours remodeling your home to accommodate all the new features, items etc

[near breach]

I agree. I loveee looking at the new blocks, items, and terrain material

[wispy ridge]

Lmao I only play to create and rp 😂

[still quartz]

This game getting a creative mode variant one day will be outstanding

[subtle prawn]

We haven't gotten a single teaser, which kinda indicates that it's at earliest coming in the last week

[still quartz]

Or they are intentionally withholding information to build up the suspense

Which either way seems to be the result as the community is practically frothing at the mouth x)

[wispy ridge]

Chances are, the official announcement trailer for the release date will be out next Tuesday. Based on literally every previous big release aside from the thralls update, indicates that the official launch of the patch will be on the 28th (unless they delay it, which isn’t very likely and best to stay optimistic)

[subtle prawn]

When they always dropped teasers weeks in advance? Unlikely

[wispy ridge]

They only give like 1 teaser per big patch, and the water teaser was in August. They don’t owe us any more teasers.

[near breach]

Your confidence behind your statements as of late has piqued my interest

[still quartz]

Was the trailer actually released in August?

[wispy ridge]

😉

[subtle prawn]

Oh they do, in #socials-feed for about 3 weeks pre update

[wispy ridge]

The water update teaser back in August in addition to the gameplay deep dive they did is more than enough to give players until an official trailer is given the week prior. We don’t need more than what they’ve given us, which is more than they ever have before.

Good night peeps. Got a doctor’s appointment in the morning. Not looking forward to morning traffic 🫠

[dire rivet]

These comments read like addiction

What's in that water 🧐

[vital topaz]

What water?

[dire rivet]

You guys drank it all??

[vital topaz]

No, no water yet

Only the devs have water

[still quartz]

Lead

The river flows past a galena deposit

[vital topaz]

That would explain a lot of what's Happening in this discord 🤔

[still quartz]

It's been leeching into the soil

Those wells we've been using

[storm mountain]

i do believe we will not get water this month, just my belief who announces something then doesnt give any news or hints since...

no notes no written info, nothing, just a trailer

[subtle prawn]

A trailer at an event for Trailers? Who would've expected that

[civic zenith]

Whatever it will be. it will be amazing.

Morning Flameys ☕

[small pendant]

They always provide a teaser trailer a month or so before a release. As it gets closer they will release more info.

[subtle prawn]

Morning Cross

[midnight crescent]

question: does this game have console commands? Im going to return to this game and I'd love to be able to build without dedicating so much time to farming mats

[civic zenith]

nope

but you can make use of resource worlds

[midnight crescent]

what are resource worlds?

[civic zenith]

https://discord.com/channels/1046840540550942720/1346947011060170816

servers you can join and grab all the material you could ever need.
for free. resets on the hour.

[tame seal]

Good morning. Hope people aren't too dehydrated.

[real pawn]

morning

[subtle prawn]

Mornin

[still quartz]

I'm trapped under 4 blankets and a quilt by a warm snuggly sleeping cat, I desperately need some water

[tame seal]

I wish you the best of luck, otherwise your sacrifice for our overlords is appreciated.

[still quartz]

I am so hot...

[civic zenith]

here. have some cooling 🚿

[still quartz]

Ty <3

[silver crow]

I'm incredibly hydrated

I'm on my third coffee

[tame seal]

I hope so! you're helping bring the hydration to the people.

[signal ocean]

good morning

[vital topaz]

Coffee is not very hydrating though... The caffeine is a diuretic, making you pee more often, costing you fluids

[tame seal]

Morning, CUB.

[vital topaz]

Hey CUB! How are things today?

[signal ocean]

the cats were extra annoying this morning between 5 and 8 so I'm waking up in the best of moods

how are you guys?

[idle quest]

Helloooooo and gooooood morniiiiing!

[civic zenith]

Mornin Q, Chief, Coffeeaddicts and yes even you anti Coffee Folk

[tame seal]

Woke up half a dozen times for various reasons so sleep walking it is today.

[civic zenith]

Doin mighty fine. first night of proper sleep through in weeks

[idle quest]

So, any news regarding the coffee update? 🤣

[small pendant]

Coffee is a diuretic and does not hydrate...

[civic zenith]

Havin mighty coffee update right now. new coffee maker in the house :3

[civic zenith]

thats actualy proven wrong since quite a while now

[silver crow]

I don't know what this means.

But I also have had 500ml of water

[idle quest]

American coffee or Espresso?

[small pendant]

In small amounts maybe, but drinking several cups increase the effect it has and can cause dehydration

[signal ocean]

plus it makes your breath stinky

[civic zenith]

neither.

[signal ocean]

your poor screen

[tame seal]

Brinky...

[small pendant]

I do actually hate the smell of coffee..

[signal ocean]

I like the smell before it is drunk

[tame seal]

I like the smell of coffee, but am not a drinker.

[civic zenith]

well ofc you shouldnt do a whole can in 20 minutes. thats not enjoying coffee thats submitting to an addiction 😅

[small pendant]

Q just said he's on his third cup... He's likely only been up 3 hours ish

[misty abyss]

my coffee machine is "multi purpose"

[tame seal]

He's a parent, make that 6 hrs 😄

[small pendant]

Water is good

[civic zenith]

aye. three cups in three hours is okay if you dont keep goin like that for the rest of the day

[real pawn]

the ammount of caffeine in a cup of coffee isn't enough to dehydrate you. but thats not the "danger" of coffee

[small pendant]

Lol some parents get lucky and their kids sleep through the night. One of my friends was a lucky one but then they ruined it with a second child thinking this one would be the same.... Kid slept like two hours a night for the first three years of his life

[tame seal]

I'm no parent but sister was still living at home when she had her first and that kid slept hard.

[small pendant]

They were more zombie than human after three years

[pastel sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-penguin-cute-hi-gif-13809140

[misty abyss]

is it like on of those "smart" coffee machines with a screen that can make different stuff, or is it just one of those capsule munchers

if it has a screen u can do some fun stuff

[civic zenith]

oh no.im very oldschool. just your old style powder into bag waterdrop coffeemaker :3

[misty abyss]

ah, so u cant "multi purpose" your coffee machine

[civic zenith]

i do my "specials" myself. like a bit of vanille. or cardamom and salt. things like that

[civic zenith]

people often say parents want to become grandparents because they love grandchildren...

not true.
the only reason why our parents want us to become parents aswell is so we have to suffer through the same shit they did :3

[small pendant]

I have heard plenty of parents tell their kids that.

[civic zenith]

"i love my kids... i love em even more once they are out of the house" :3

[misty abyss]

i soldered a ESP32 to my coffee machine, smelted some plastic to have to ability to connect a cable out, and 2 oled screens, it makes funny faces while making coffee and do stuff like quote of the day and such sadly i aint home for a while to use or see it

[civic zenith]

sounds neat

[muted wolf]

when is the update

[civic zenith]

when its ready

[muted wolf]

in the game

[civic zenith]

best to follow the news

[muted wolf]

They said it would be in mid-October

[civic zenith]

they never said that

[muted wolf]

I follow every news

[misty abyss]

i have spent more money on random parts to solder on curcuits on stuff like smart frigdes and such so i can do random stuff, than i have on furniture, i havent decided what to buy for the place yet

[subtle prawn]

Where did they say that?

[civic zenith]

good. then you will be notified once there are news

[muted wolf]

Okay, they said it would be in October anyway.

[civic zenith]

aye. and october is still active

[muted wolf]

Well, they said that we should hope that it will be released in October, to be precise.

[civic zenith]

the only thing that was actually OFFICIALLY "said" was, and i quote: "October 2025"

and since game development never was a super precise science and has to take soooooooo many things into account, especially such a jump like programming simulated water into a game that first wasnt realy made with that in mind. one has to be patient and even take delays into consideration if one wants a stable and more polished gaming experience.

[rough ibex]

Are there more world changing Update coming before 1.0?

Like the water Update in a few days.

I've still not touched Enshrouded yet and i want to start with all "geographical" World content inside.
(Additions like netter AI or Gear don't bother me that much, but a new biome or Something Like that will..)

[tame seal]

Unknown by us and they're unlikely to disclose any specifics in that area. General rule of thumb, everything is liable for change before 1.0

[misty abyss]

what version are we on?

[civic zenith]

0.6

water update is also called update 7

[tame seal]

#patch-notes message is right there ^^

[misty abyss]

ok, so not that far away from 1.0 i belive, but long until that happens anyway

[civic zenith]

okay my bad it aint 0.6 then 😅

[misty abyss]

ye 0.8

[civic zenith]

they are still aiming for spring 26. wouldnt consider that realy long.but i guess for some folk even 4 weeks are already eternity :3

[subtle prawn]

Do post 1.0 addons count to that?

[near breach]

How is everyone’s morning/night ?

[tame seal]

Sleepy.

[misty abyss]

soon friday, yippie

[near breach]

I finished one of the books I had been reading for the last week and I’m heart broken that I finished it /:

[rough ibex]

Nope

[subtle prawn]

Then just wait for 1.0

[atomic shore]

hello

[near breach]

How’s it going ?

[daring silo]

I am awake

This is most likely a bad decision

I wish to return to my dream

[carmine scroll]

aame

[quasi saffron]

good mourning, I mean morning

[carmine scroll]

the shard is out but they eyeball is still grouchy

oh its a morning alright.

[dire rivet]

How can flameborn swim

[tame seal]

The flame runs through our veins, which is surround by an ugly bag of mostly water

[civic zenith]

u refering to those bags under ur eyes? 😋

[tame seal]

No, those bags are full of salt, not water 😉

[civic zenith]

didnt consider u a salty guy. good to know :3

[tame seal]

I don't let the salt out... hence the bags ^^

[civic zenith]

ehhhhh debatable on some days 😏

[tame seal]

Takes one to know one i guess 😉

[civic zenith]

damn. you found my secret...

[pastel oyster]

I literally just referenced this yesterday! 😮

Love that episode. 😄

[civic zenith]

Mornin Mum 🤗

[pastel oyster]

Morning! I just woke up and probably will be going back to bed soon. 🤣

[civic zenith]

isnt it usually this time u finaly give in to bedtime? :3

[tame seal]

It's a good episode ^^

[pastel oyster]

I went down at about 8:30pm - not feeling so hot - we think something in dinner was bad.

[carmine scroll]

i have no idea what you kids are talking about.

[civic zenith]

eww.. then u better get back into well beein mode and get better soon

[pastel oyster]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAlqp0_a0tE

[civic zenith]

Kids.... xD

[carmine scroll]

mere children

[near breach]

I really hate when you’re having an amazing dream and you wake up.. really can make tears form in your eyes

[civic zenith]

better than wakin up thinkin where the f.. am i and why am i this weirdet out not remembering whatever weird crap u dreamd about 😅

[near breach]

What kinda drugs you on and where can I get them? Lmao

[civic zenith]

😆

[near breach]

Mm… the silence is deafening

[vital topaz]

Because i am tired and the Topic is not exactly appropiate

I rarely remember my dreams. Unless they are heckin weird.

[real pawn]

i mostly dream about plane crashes

[vital topaz]

My last dream was completely in lego. That was.... Wild

[pastel oyster]

I dreamed that I was looking for a job... I couldn't even escape it in my sleep 🥹

[pastel oyster]

That sounds wonderful! 😄

[civic zenith]

dont know what u mean. as per the follow up responses im quite normal :3

[vital topaz]

It was... Interesting. Saving a lego princess from a lego sea dragon. Afterwards she offered... Lets say her 'kingdom' and i was so offended because i am already married, that i woke op

[pastel oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

[quasi saffron]

I don't dream recently

[near breach]

I had a dream I lived in a huge Victorian castle up in the mountains and it was opulent and I was super powerful and then I woke up and the realization of it not being a reality suckedddd lol

[vital topaz]

Time to build an opulent victorian castle in the Mountains

[near breach]

I sort of got my fix with that building in V Rising. Lol 😝

[keen marten]

pretty new to the game but is there some place you can find folks to play with?

[near breach]

Try #1195389948069675009

[keen marten]

completely missed that whole channel 😅 thnx!

[near breach]

You may be able to find a group there

You’re welcome!

[vital topaz]

Never tried that one!

[near breach]

Oh it’s great! I love it

[vital topaz]

I'll put it on my to do list

[daring pewter]

A true Knight and gentleman!

[steep wind]

morning everyone!

[vital topaz]

I try. But the dream was quite interesting and i was very annoyed that my manners stopped me from seeing more of that World my unconsciousness had built

[near breach]

Sucks being morally superior 🤣

[harsh forum]

Morninggggg

Morning cause I went to bed last night

[near breach]

Good morning

[oak pilot]

Ok we are half in october.. aand i dont see eta on october update wake of water 😄 is there actual eta? 🙂

[real pawn]

nope

[vital topaz]

Yes! In every game where you can have different Moral pathways, i only get to experience half the game because i dont want the pixels to be sad

[near breach]

I find myself being a morally ambiguous character in my dreams and in my games lol. I do some questionable things

[oak pilot]

maaan i need to know when i need to take off in work !!!

[harsh forum]

I'm waiting for someone to find super small fine print on the trailer that says October 2030

[vital topaz]

Questionable, yes. I can do ethically grey. But i cant do morally black / nasty behaviour

[harsh forum]

Ever since I stopped "partaking" I have been having dreams again and they've been crazy

[near breach]

Yeah I consider myself an antihero in most cases. Not the perfect knight in shining armor that is a paladin. Definitely the vigilante that protects innocents but would def steal to feed someone lol

[vital topaz]

Your example may be ethically grey, but is morally white as snow 😄

[near breach]

Bad people would get theirs though! And not in a nice way! 🤣 not all white as snow!!

[harsh forum]

I have a morally grey action for you guys

I woke up super thirty this morning

First thing I thought of was the choccy milk we have in the fridge. And I knew we didn't have a lot left

I walk out and see a glass left over from my gf last night who was awake after I went to bed

She didn't finish the glass

I open the fridge

No choccy milk

[harsh forum]

This is the morally grey action

[tame seal]

Scandelous.

[near breach]

That is … evil actually lol

[harsh forum]

We get the Borden's chocolate milk but I'm gonna start hiding a container of Nestle powder under my pillow or something

Cuz we always have regular milk

[daring pewter]

I can think it was annoying!

[harsh forum]

Not finishing her drinks is one of her "quirks" 🤣🤣🤣

[near breach]

Ironic thing is tonight I had finished off my half gallon of bordens choccy milk 🤣🤣

[harsh forum]

It's funny cause we're ying and Yang with it. I finish my drinks within like 10 minutes of getting it, like as if someone was gonna come and steal it. And she never finishes hers

[harsh forum]

Borden's is our fav

[near breach]

There’s a brand called Promised Land that is the best to me. It’s so so rich and thick

[vital topaz]

Not what i would describe as morally grey, but i understand your frustration 🫂

Buying nestle could be viewed as morally grey

[harsh forum]

I actually haven't had Nestle since idk how long 😭😭

[vital topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/mando-way-this-is-the-way-mandalorian-star-wars-gif-18467370

[harsh forum]

Maybe instead of drinking it I just use it as pocket sand as she's about to grab the last bit of choccy milk in the fridge

So I can grab the Borden's as she's blinded

[vital topaz]

That works!

[harsh forum]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-dale-gribble-pocket-sand-pocket-sand-gif-3699662

[harsh forum]

🤣🤣🤣

She'll never see it coming

In the midst of her anger instead of seeing red she's gonna see brown

[harsh forum]

Anybody here looking at that Ally X?

The biggest thing I've taken from it is now I know I'm gonna just wait for the next steamdeck model

[daring silo]

Is this a bad time to reveal I don't like chocolate milk?

I'm lactose intolerant

[rancid lark]

Hi all

Hope you are having a great day

[daring silo]

Were I home, I could assist. There's a few good servers to use. I believe the Depot is one of the more popular

I have it favorited in my list of public servers. But it's been a month since I've actually logged into the game so I'm incredibly lost as to the process now haha.

Someone should be along shortly to assist you, Sapphi

I'd ask in #enshrouded-chat as well

[quiet geyser]

🤣 cant wait for the new **bikini **outfit that gives underwater endurance & avoids sunburns (contrary to Albaneves hypothermia) - it even comes with a side-dagger to fight " Les Lacostes " - those infamous croco enemies !!! 🐊

[barren hawk]

Originally I was looking forward to the Legion Go 2 or that one, but the Z2E performance uplift is pretty disappointing so I ordered the GPD Win 5 instead as that will be able to run Enshrouded well, I think the Z2E would still struggle with this game.

https://tenor.com/view/austin-powers-bikini-austin-powers-the-spy-who-shagged-me-austin-powers-beach-scene-austin-powers-crossdressing-man-in-bikini-gif-22500290

[harsh forum]

Yeah I think upscaling tech is gonna have to catch up a little bit more before these handhelds are actual powerhouses

I don't mind where they're at now. But to be able to just play any game at 1080p bare minimum we've got some time before that's a thing

[barren hawk]

They can do it now, it just costs more money. The GPD Win 5, OneXplayer OneXfly Apex, and Ayaneo Next 2 all are using Strix Halo which has up to RTX 4060 laptop performance at max power, and even at lower TDP levels that other handhelds use it can be twice as fast and can comfortably do 1080p 60 medium/high on many newer games

[steel pagoda]

Hey have we gotten any update on when this October update is coming out since we are halfway through October

[carmine scroll]

#news if any. always check there first.

[steel pagoda]

Hopefully it doesn’t get pushed back lol

[vital topaz]

Thats what we all hope!
But if it gets pushed back it will be because the devs want us to have the Best, most polished Version of the game they can give us

[carmine scroll]

i can wait until december honestly.

[steel pagoda]

I honestly just want the greatswords 😂

I saw a video that they might add them with the new update

That’s all I need

[barren hawk]

But can you image how annoying the update when comments would be in Nov given how bad they are now?

It would probably be like a toddler having a meltdown I think 🤣

[steel pagoda]

If they had to push it back and communicated that beforehand instead of midway through the month ur update is scheduled for there wouldn’t be anyone complaining

But if you just say oopsie sorry maybe later half way through the month that’s bad communication with ur player base

Luckily tho there is no reason for us to believe there is a push back

[barren hawk]

I'm not certain about that, people were getting bent out of shape that it didn't release on Oct 1st even though there were 30 days left in the month

[steel pagoda]

Idk why anyone would expect it October 1st lol that’s a little early

[barren hawk]

Yeah, honestly when they said October I just assume the 31st

[steel pagoda]

Same here just thought they might send out a message in October like it’s coming soon or something but I think the 31st will be when it comes out

Can’t believe we are getting fishing that sounds amazing

[pastel sapphire]

The previous Xpacs have been Either 1. Early in the month. 2. Mid month on the 15, 16 or 3. Late in the Month. I hope it is this October and not October 2026 🤣

https://tenor.com/view/suspicious-eyes-chicken-squinting-despicable-me-gif-15735594114838007565

[restive sky]

gm!

[pastel sapphire]

Morning! 🙂

[restive sky]

how many people have asked about the update since i went to bed? 10? 20? 100?

[pastel sapphire]

Several!!

[restive sky]

maybe we should start telling them the update was fake this whole time....

made up!

[noble anchor]

Boy, you do know how to underestimate.

[restive sky]

im a stern believer in numbers 🔢

[pastel sapphire]

🤣 That's just pure evil. Perfect!!

[restive sky]

the trailer is just one really big prank

[pastel sapphire]

Devs: "Oh we forgot to tell you, it's October 2026!"

[restive sky]

theres no santa claus, no easter bunny, and no october update!!!!!!!!!!

[pastel sapphire]

What! No Santa Claus!! Scavenger!!! 🤣

[restive sky]

im sorry i only believe in mrs claus.. #misandry

[pastel sapphire]

Oh! Then that's alright then 🌞

[restive sky]

its a beautiful 8°c outside how can i make this about enshrouded

do you think its 8° outside in enshrouded......

[pastel sapphire]

Yes, in Albaneve!! sorries, spelling

[restive sky]

wow....

our beautiful Albaneve

[barren hawk]

There is no update, there is only Zuul! https://imgflip.com/i/a99xvw

[restive sky]

you made me second guess my spelling 😭

[barren hawk]

Not failed, didn't try because I can't

[noble anchor]

Let's go with that...

[pastel sapphire]

I am dyslexic and getting older, so sometimes my spelling is off. I try to correct it. 😜

[restive sky]

im dyslexic and in my 20s lets go clubbing

[pastel sapphire]

high fives Sure! It has to have good music though!!

[restive sky]

only the best i promise

[pastel sapphire]

Deal!! 😊

In fact I am putting on some Music now to do a few chores and get ready for my day 👑

[restive sky]

yesss

[cedar depot]

getting so old I've taken a liking to String Quartet of 80s-00s rock/metal... What's that sonny? Yeah, this is Midnight String Quartet of Tool and Metallica

[lament monolith]

Thats not old its cultured!!

[cedar depot]

potato potatoe

[pastel sapphire]

nods Truth! I prefer to sprinkle in a little Mudvayne, Static X, Nine Inch Nails, Rob Zombie. Even AC/DC! You know, the classics!! 😇

[cedar depot]

Tool Stink Fist with a Cello and Flute just does something to me and yeah, NIN Closer via Orchestra is a fav

[lament monolith]

i have been on a kick of Twisted Game Songs lately if youve even heard of them

[civic zenith]

can never go wrong with some tool, deftones or metallicas s&m

[pastel sapphire]

And when you're feeling 'A Little Bit Off' Five Finger Death Punch has your back!! 🤣

[civic zenith]

true. wrong side of heaven doesnt loose its damn magic even after the 1828405052 time listening in 😅

[pastel sapphire]

high fives Cross

[cedar depot]

Sweet Dreams + White Stripes Mashup | Pomplamoose ft. Sarah Dugas is a good mash/twist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmLBSCiEoas

obv not game tunes, but still a fun one

[pastel sapphire]

It is!! Bobs her head along

[civic zenith]

unpopular taste warning: even enjoy me some creed here and there.

[cedar depot]

ffft, you're amoungst friends: Classical, country, jazz, pop, indy, rock mix it up lover here

[azure path]

OMG battle heal + 6%leach ring = pretty good healing 🙂

[cedar depot]

I did a write up on that on steam... leach + leach weapon = forever survival

[pastel sapphire]

I agree! respect I listen to everything except 'Country to Drink to' and 'Urban/Ghetto Rap".

6 Decades of music 😆

[civic zenith]

oh and hangdrum+didgeridoo (but im biased due to me playin didge myself :3)

[pastel sapphire]

Kalia, have you found the 8% ones?

[pastel sapphire]

Gemini Ring 8% Life Leech: Looted from Fell Benshee in Moth's Grove.

[cedar depot]

didge reminded me of playing a harmonica actually. played one once years ago in perth

[brisk star]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-hello-hi-cute-gif-13905880940590312511

[civic zenith]

its... samey. but also majorly.different in that you use your lips quite differently for a didge 😅

[cedar depot]

nothing to do in perth so yeah... hang with the bogins, drink, kangaroo a dike and play more cards, drink, play instruments.. was boring there.

[civic zenith]

doesnt sound boring at all tbh 😅

[cedar depot]

it is when you're a yank in the navy

[civic zenith]

In the navyyyy,... sings

sorry :3

[cedar depot]

np, that was... checks date... 31 years ago for me

[civic zenith]

the navy time?

[cedar depot]

yeah, being a seaman in the USN drinking with the AU Royal Navy

or RANS for short

[civic zenith]

i see i see.
id say thanks for ur service but aint a murican myself sooo kinda dont know the ettiquette for outsiders in that regard

[cedar depot]

you didn't seem like a yank by your diction anyway. I'm just a cultured one who can tell the difference. 😛

[civic zenith]

yeah. just a filthy german talkin half broken english :3

[cedar depot]

It's okay, I'm half german: Family in Frankfurt und Bad Hersfeld

[tame seal]

If you stop rolling around in mud, then you can at least take that portion out of your title.

[civic zenith]

Frankfurt am Main? you poor poor sod xD

[cedar depot]

exactly. Family there in local govt politics so yeah, even worse

[civic zenith]

nah i cant. gotta stay on level with you 😘

[civic zenith]

ouch

[tame seal]

I moved to your country to come close to your level 😉

[civic zenith]

so you upgraded then :3

[tame seal]

Escaped is more like it, but that's getting political 😄

[civic zenith]

dont worry. we're on the same page on that one

[cedar depot]

I'll say it: I never wanted to live in Germany. I chose to live in the UK for many years instead.

having family in the Frankfurter Nationalversammlung und Bundestag drove me to it

[civic zenith]

havin to many weirdo friends over in the uk. i feared i get the same thing once i would move there so i stayed awayxD

[tame seal]

Define weird 🤣

[civic zenith]

beein british :3

[tame seal]

There are... levels.... 😄

[cedar depot]

Meh, I enjoyed living south of London in East Sussex. Not my bag of tea now, but in my youth it was great: Thur-Fri: Gatwick 40 gbp round trip to Antwerp or Amsterdam, hit the night clubs, be home by 1am to sleep a few hours before going to work the next day

[civic zenith]

my weirdest one lives up north... need to know more? xD

[cedar depot]

scots def weird

the cold does something to their brains

[tame seal]

No you need not say more, just... how far north? ^^

[cedar depot]

anything from Leeds northward

Manchester a lil crazy too

[tame seal]

Manchester is.... erm.... erm... err... hmmm...

[cedar depot]

EXACTLY

[civic zenith]

near edinburgh

[cedar depot]

The day of a Manchester United Game you need to find a bunker

[civic zenith]

tell that to argentinian people lol...

[tame seal]

Probably about the only place that has a slight decline in crazy before it increases again 🤣

[civic zenith]

trust me. hes the reason why its still high enough :3

[cedar depot]

Aberdeen is at least consistent... consistently crazy

[tame seal]

Aye.

[cedar depot]

is about as far north as I ever drove... couldn't understand the lot... crazy sods

[civic zenith]

hes always complainin when he has to go down to london for work... funny as heck listening to his rants xD

[tame seal]

I thought deep Scottish was bad.... until i experienced Alamannish....

[quiet zephyr]

joins the server to people shitting on my country, feels like home 👋

[cedar depot]

When I worked in Crawley, UK we graded our coworkers speech: Deep scots and East Welchmen always had the worst

[civic zenith]

no hard feelings. its all just love haha. welcome

[tame seal]

There's no shitting on, we're just remarking on ^^

[quiet zephyr]

none at all ^^ i'm here to join in

[tame seal]

Ha, not far from where i grew up then.

[civic zenith]

also dont worry. we have the same shit within german, bavarians and saxony people for example. rest of germany cant understand a damn word xD

[tame seal]

I revert to my comment above 😄

[cedar depot]

I had a flat in Maidenbower, hit Tulley Farms every year this time of year for the maze and such

even used to buy the naked farmer calendar there for my mum

[tame seal]

Tulleys was from my childhood. Mom loved that place.

[cedar depot]

yeah, was a fun place to get ripped on some Guinesses and fumble around the corn maze

[lament monolith]

Naked farmer calendar what?????

[tame seal]

British humor 😉

[cedar depot]

This place: Tulley Farms, used to sell a calendar with naked farmers on it stand on or behind farming equipment... hid their dicks in most cases

My Mom love it though, was a talking piece

[civic zenith]

kinda to be expected you join in exactly that moment :3

[cedar depot]

here's a guy wearing nothing but cowboy boots leaning over a tractor with a piece of wheat hanging out of his mouth and his ass cheeck glistening in the sun

[oblique fable]

Hello!! Long time no see, how is everything? Any news about the update?

[lament monolith]

Ah...I mean I watch a bunch of british crime dramas and DR. Who thats as close as I have been to that

[civic zenith]

nope no news

[quiet zephyr]

Is that not a thing in other places?

[tame seal]

Hello, hi, all good and no.

[civic zenith]

not THIS kind :3

[oblique fable]

Alright!! Thanks ☺️

[tame seal]

Some places can be very..... tight lipped 😄

[quiet zephyr]

OH

[cedar depot]

I do miss Brighton Peer on the weekends, fish n chips wrapped in yesterday' paper for lunch. Damn that was good.

[daring silo]

I crave fish and chips

[lament monolith]

Heck I am in the US and most places here still try to run women out just for nursing a baby.

[oblique fable]

I love fish and chips

[tame seal]

Were you around when the west pier was still there?

[cedar depot]

YES! Lived there 2001-2007. Saw it ONCE

[tame seal]

It's also surprisingly hard to find 'real' fish and chips outside of the UK 😄

[restive sky]

so many brits......

[oblique fable]

I went to London last week and ate fish and chips everyday hahaha I don’t find it often where I live

[restive sky]

scary

[daring silo]

Explain

[lament monolith]

Beleive it or not there is a fish and chips place in my small FL town run by actual Brits!!

[cedar depot]

real fish n chips with real damned malted vinegar... I actually have to import mine

[daring silo]

I was about to say I could go for some cod and fries for lunch...but uh..

[tame seal]

Fries, there, that RIGHT THERE is not chips 😉

[quiet zephyr]

it's okay, i don't think they're all british

[restive sky]

sigh of relief

[cedar depot]

freedom fries

[tame seal]

Out of the ones talking i think i'm the only born and bred british? But i could be wrong 😄

[quiet zephyr]

I also am British

[cedar depot]

yup, yank here who just lived there

[daring silo]

I am a Michigander.

[cedar depot]

my 2nd great grandfather was from Liverpool and my 2nd great grandmother from Kent

[daring silo]

Which is a state

The mitten one.

[restive sky]

regular yank

[lament monolith]

Apparently I am pure bred Italian. But raised in the american south most of my life

[cedar depot]

thus why I said just a yank who lived there... Still 6 years. Had my Heritage pass, paid mums tax, etc

can cuss in brit good nuff.

[tame seal]

Words are one thing, but can you do it posh-like? 😉

[restive sky]

i cant say much im living in "bawstan" rn

[cedar depot]

make ur mah proud, bucka ur belt!

boston turnpike sign often seen when it rains

[cedar depot]

wait, we talking like posh londoneer shit like or henley or cockney bloaks?

forgot or, don't kill me, I know henley isn't londoneer

[tame seal]

Nah, we're talking the cultured side of things, the londoner, tear you a new one whilst sounds as polite as if they're in the kings court about it.

[cedar depot]

yeah no, I just used to get smashed at the ye old punchbowl in crawley and talk shit

play pool/billards/snooker

Kingston and Hampsted accents were cultured cute though.

[tame seal]

I honestly don't hear the posh in most British accents aside those that went to private, highly expensive schools, who have their noses shoved so high they've bend over backwards so they smell themselves..... Maybe that's just me though.

[quiet zephyr]

Yeah not exactly my kind of people.

[cedar depot]

no, sounds pretty legit. I got an inside tour of the Royal Crescent in Bath years ago. ALL of their neighbors sounded like something was super far up their asses.

[oblique fable]

I confess its confusing for me too when I read chips and eat fries 😅

[quiet zephyr]

A place most British people probably won't see lol

[cedar depot]

Why do you say that? I mean, the Royal Crescent outside is open to the public and at least one of the units was a museum when I was there. Seeing where Jane Austin wrote or Issac Newton spoke is pretty cool.

[narrow crow]

Hi, I've got a short question ^-^
Does anyone know the exact date for the new "Water"-Update? 🙂

[subtle prawn]

No

[lament monolith]

It will FLOAT to us when its ready

[narrow crow]

Ohh, but it's okay. Then I have more days to look forward to it 😄

[tame seal]

It's working it's way down the stream but has got a little waterlogged so eta is currently unknown.

[cedar depot]

They know, they just don't wanna tell us 😛

they have a plumber working out the leaks

[tame seal]

A core labourer going around with the tar to patch the leaky holes 😄

[quiet zephyr]

Travelling around isn't too easy imo, I'm not sure if many people living above Luton would make a trip out to Bath

[lament monolith]

Ah i see we have reached the final stage of the pun acceptance🤣

[cedar depot]

and a thatcher with a bucket of tar sliding down the pitch

[cedar depot]

I always forget how many brits rely on the light rail for everything and don't own an auto.

I guess I was lucky owning a renault clio lol

used it with my heritage pass almost every holiday I got

[river socket]

hello all. love the game, just wish I didn't have to relog 20 times to get gear and bags to show up. but otherwise digging it

[tame seal]

Do you have the game installed on a HDD?

[river socket]

no ssd

[cedar depot]

he's talking about RNG hitting the coffins

20x to get a descent weapon/staff/wand

think I ran the old deepcut 100x to get a ring of ancients lol

then they adjusted the drop rate and now I have 5 of them lol

[lament monolith]

I always find what I am looking for the first time I open a chest.....at my local shroud depot🤣

[wanton folio]

so yesterday I left a looney tunes cartoon playing for my parrot while we were gone

I didn't glance at the title. just that it was 10 hours...the lcip started with bugs and daffy arguing back and forth in front of a hunter

it's WABBIT SEASON, NO IT"S DUCK SEASON

over and over

[cedar depot]

fun times

[wanton folio]

when I cme home, they were still arguing two hours later

WABBIT SEASON DUCK SEASON

turned out it was a 30 second clip (or so)

[tame seal]

🤣

[wanton folio]

replayed over and over for ten hours

the poor parrot's eyes were crossed and glazed lol

[cedar depot]

When my wife and I got married, we inherited an 80+ yo African Grey that was owned by a lonely "lifer" sailor. EVERY expletive ALL day EVERY day. It died 4 years later when we finally got her to quit cussing. go figure.

have not owned a bird since and tbh, I don't miss that lol

[lament monolith]

Is it saying it now though??

[cedar depot]

just send the snoopah to bark at it

[wanton folio]

alas I have not yet heard her say it

would be funny as snot though

[lament monolith]

Yes it would.

[quiet zephyr]

i'd also live exclusively to scream cusses to be fair

[cedar depot]

was horrible when I was on the phone though...

Me: So, Mom how are you?
Mom: I'm fine...
Parrot: Raht, eat a bag of dicks!
Mom: What?
Me: No, that was Sinbad mom, not me...

[wanton folio]

I am not a big cusser and I don't evvvverrrrr use the f word but yesterday after PT I thought my knee was jsut going to explode and I may have blurted out the f word in my pain

be my luck

[lament monolith]

You taught it to say what now???

[wanton folio]

that's the only thing she needs to hear once

[lament monolith]

I took care of a parrot for a friend once. The owner had tourets and the parrot took on all their ticks........

[cedar depot]

That's most parrots though honestly. Pure silence hits the house for TWO minutes before a rando rant errupts

[wanton folio]

oh I bet they'd love that lol

I ahd to sit at my daughter's house for a few hours to deal with a repairman this AM. she has two parrots

and one is CLEARLY used to being in the dinning room while they eat

[cedar depot]

bet they let you know it too

[wanton folio]

as she had to most epic meltdown when we went in there to eat our breakfast

my ears are still ringing

[cedar depot]

the sheer screams they make, ug

[wanton folio]

yeah depending on the breed..she's an amazon and they can be loud

anu grey I've had hasn't been THAT bad

unless the smoke alarm goes off

then it's rough for a few weeks

[cedar depot]

grey's are pretty tame for the most part. Strangers and alarms though yeah, they yell

[wanton folio]

otoh amazons' sing and I do missing the singing. a grey can of course

[cedar depot]

conures sound like a dying rabbit when moved though lol

[wanton folio]

but it's not their norm like an amazon

[cedar depot]

its also not norm to move them... except when cleaning

or putting them in their cage when its not bedtime lol

[lament monolith]

I miss my Grandmas scarlet macaw he was great

[wanton folio]

they are beauties!

[unkempt atlas]

WATER SEASON

[wispy ridge]

WATER IN UNDER 2 WEEKS! 28TH! MARK IT AND MY WORDS! ❤️

[unkempt atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/consider-them-marked-pirates-of-the-caribbean-potc-curse-of-the-black-pearl-mark-my-words-gif-3516553261168883523

[cedar depot]

that's not a bet I would take...

[wispy ridge]

That's your choice, but it is the most likely date.

[civic zenith]

not realy

[cedar depot]

Spoopy and Toast both said no way to my Oct 23-24 release prediction. If true, it will not come out until after halloween.

[wispy ridge]

Yes really, based on all previous big patches outside of thralls

Spoopy isn't keen hahaha

Also, the 28th isnt the 23rd nor 24th

[civic zenith]

not realy based on the fact that no teasers have been done whatsoever and the fact that there will be more than likely a delay into november

[cedar depot]

I would bet money on it not coming out on the 28th. No one wants to work on a holiday

[unkempt atlas]

blargh, tired, worked overtime today

[wispy ridge]

We don't need any more teasers. Our teaser was given back in August in addition to a gameplay showcase. We've already gotten more for this patch than ever before. No need for ANOTHER teaser lol

[wispy ridge]

ill take it lol

[civic zenith]

well whatever floats ur boat. but it wont happen anyways

[wispy ridge]

We'll check back in on the 28th then 😉

[cedar depot]

Here's why no: From a developers perspective. If you release on the 28th that means you're still working on bugs on the 31st, an unofficial holiday in Germany.

[wispy ridge]

Lmao nah, you can go a day without working on bugs and still be fine

[cedar depot]

who wants to work on a holiday? no one

[cedar depot]

that's not how game development works though

[wispy ridge]

It is tho

[tame seal]

You'd think people would learn. Too much hype NEVER ends well 😄

[unkempt atlas]

raises hand holiday pay, yes please

[wispy ridge]

Devs release patches right before christmas and take christmas off. e

ez

[unkempt atlas]

then again, I don't have much of a family or social life, so. . .

[cedar depot]

no, it's not. I worked for SOE, worked on EverQuest. Japanese bosses are aholes, but they don't work people on holidays because the morale and efficiency is too low

[wispy ridge]

That's Japan xD Keen isn't japanese

[civic zenith]

exactly. keen is german. and germans do it even less

[cedar depot]

German, particularly Frankfurt puts family and life over work so it's even wose

[wispy ridge]

It wouldn't be the first time Keen has released a patch close to a holiday, and it wont be the last lol

[cedar depot]

holiday for you doesn't mean holiday for them. German states individually have different holidays lol

[wispy ridge]

I guess we will find out on the 28th -shrug-

[civic zenith]

indeed

[wispy ridge]

Releasing on the 28th, gives them two days to work on bugs, take a day off, then back at it the next day. Worst case scenario, it comes out on the 4th lol

[tame seal]

Please stop shouting about a date though, get people believing it and then disappear to leave the devs to deal with the shitty fall out when it doesn't happen :/

[cedar depot]

hehe true

[civic zenith]

also no. it would be 3 days off

[wispy ridge]

Maybe I have insider knowledge o.o

[civic zenith]

LOL

[noble anchor]

You do not.

[tame seal]

You do not

[civic zenith]

you dont

[wispy ridge]

Lol i dont, im joking

[cedar depot]

btw, never work for a japanese company, it's hell

[wispy ridge]

Unless there are game breaking bugs, a release on the 28th is realisitc. two days to knock out any lingering bugs and the players can go without a bug fix for 3 days and be fine as long as there's nothing that breaks the game or corrupts game files lol

[wispy ridge]

I bet lol I hear horror stories

[weak cape]

Japan, like anywhere in the world, depends on where you work/live. Most tourists have no clue on where is good or bad to work so they often end up in bad areas and jobs.

I've spent time in Japan and it was wonderful. (Lived there for years)

[cedar depot]

not being able to leave the office until your boss does sucks

[tame seal]

In Europe that'd be great, most bosses go home before the employee's do 😄

And by go home i mean "Yea, i've got a meeting at 4 that i need to drive to and i'll be there till 6 😉 "

[cedar depot]

my UK boss was like that, often took me out for a beer, but in Yokohama in the gaming industry, they often stay til 11pm and expect you to do the same.

[unkempt atlas]

so inefficient

[tame seal]

Why are you not working with your every breath?!!!!

[cedar depot]

work > family > life... tis the japanese way for some companies

[wispy ridge]

a lot of employers are cruel to their employees lol

[weak cape]

If you love your job and do the research beforehand on working conditions, I see no problem with making your work your life, entirely your choice.

[unkempt atlas]

and they wonder why they have a demographics problem

[cedar depot]

wait til you see their racism

In Japan, I've seen it characterized as that 3 things, basically unless you are pick 2:

Born and raised and reside in Japan
Speak fluent and "unaccented" Japanese
Have the japanese "look" in terms of skin and other ethnic japanese features

You have a good chance of being looked down upon or at a minumum: treated less important than one who does meet said criteria.

[weak cape]

I know of plenty countries in Europe that hold those same standards

[noble anchor]

👀

[cedar depot]

and FWIW, I am not saying it is like that everywhere in Japan, but both companies I worked for there were definitely like this

[harsh forum]

Work till u DIIEEEEEEEEEE

And then come back to work as a skeleton or you're FIRED

[harsh forum]

Hahah when I was doing construction one of my bosses always left work early and would say "I gotta go do some rat killing"

Which is just a southern term for taking care of various things

And one day in particular my other co worker, who was our only other employee, told me he just went to the shop and mowed grass and drank some beer

And it made me super mad cause it was a day where the things that needed to get done could've been done much quicker with some help

[tame seal]

Yeaaaaa some bosses be like that.

[harsh forum]

Yep he ended up being one of the big reasons I left. I couldn't see a future working for him

And he was an owner. So he wasn't going anywhere

[unkempt atlas]

mm, mandarin oranges

nom nom nom

[cedar depot]

dang it, all that UK talk and I have a craving for stupid Heinz Leek Soups from Tesco with a cheese toastie

silly the things you miss after living somewhere

[mellow copper]

I spent a month away for uni and when I got back the first meal I had was Sasuage and mash.

[upbeat sky]

Aaargh give us a daaaate this is torture! :'C

[cedar depot]

bangers n mash always a good choice

and I say that as a yank

[mellow copper]

I would have gone for fish n chips but that was out of the way and I didn't feel like going out after nearly a whole day of travel 😂

[cedar depot]

at least you picked one of the UK's "traditional" meals haha

[harsh forum]

Has anyone here tried Pax Dei? I was interested in it while it was in EA, and now its on gamepass so I was wanting to try it but ended up finding out there's some features locked behind a monthly sub and players just don't think it's at a 1.0 state

[patent vine]

Bro is sharing builds oh gosh

Anything except the update date

[pliant quarry]

We won't share update news on a random short video, we'll post it in #news

[unkempt atlas]

relevant video clip https://youtu.be/d0yGzuoXwRY?si=uh_LOiFmBkb03XwB&t=52

[cedar depot]

yeah, thankfully all my coworkers thought my yank accent was bloody <bleepin> adoreable and told me never to try and speak brit.

otherwise I probably would have made an ass of meself too

[nocturne ruin]

Soon™...

[wild path]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-update-is-tomorrow-update-wakanda-tchalla-gif-5630318163439022771

[quasi saffron]

All that update talk makes me spin

[lament monolith]

Well do you like spinning?

[quasi saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/not-that-way-not-like-that-nope-wrong-daniel-kaluuya-gif-16416116

[azure path]

How does the merciless strike damage work? Do I need a weapon with this on it????

[lament monolith]

Merciless strike is the special move you do when you stun an enemy

any weapon can do it(well not bows or wands)

[azure path]

Ok so having this additional damage on a helmet is good right????

[lament monolith]

yes especially for a melee build

[flint isle]

Do keep in mind helmet is also often a good source of crit chance/damage, so it's a tradeoff you'd have to make

[cedar depot]

if [ -z "$(find / -name "enshrouded teaser video" -mtime -30 2>/dev/null)" ];
then
echo "No update (no enshrouded teaser video's were found or newer than 30 days)"
else
echo "Update (teaser video found and modified within 30 days, so an update is available)"
fi

[pliant quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-stare-gif-13998450

[lament monolith]

What in the????

I think you broke Toast.

[cedar depot]

I write code all day, forgot to change languages before posting 😛

basically says:

find any enshrouded teaser video that is 30 days old
if none are found, then there's no update to apply

else/otherwise there's an update available, meaning it's been 30 days since the teaser

[lament monolith]

Ah ok

[cedar depot]

that video always cracks me up though

[lament monolith]

Never seen it but that dog does look like its trippin a bit

[naive oyster]

Hi everyone, I have 300+ hours on Enshrouded, got to the end my previous play, but unable to defeat the dragon 😄

[lament monolith]

Perfect parry is your friend

[cedar depot]

I personally did it using 2 stacks ~1000 steel arrows as archer and lots of pots

landed down where all the blue amethist is, dug myself a little shelter to hide during attacks and went at it, took ~30 min solo

[humble leaf]

Respec your skills into archery and tank. Make a ton of stun arrows and use melee when the dragon is stunned. In between avoid being hit.

That's what I did.

Because nothing else worked. Even when I changed the settings so i did more damage and the dragon did less. Etc. Until I did that.

[robust lagoon]

Anyone know a good healer/support build. Not looking for a hybrid build but a straight up strong healer/buffer build

[winged crow]

i think best healer would be a mage that crits a lot with a spell, then triggers the bloodletting talent. a way to do this is with bonechannel. you will spawn so much orbs with this spell. tho its expensive.

[robust lagoon]

hmmm

[warm flume]

theres a healer branch

in the skill tree

fill that in, then grab some of the mana enhancers from the other mage branches to increase potency and MP count

[quiet geyser]

Hi Friends! Recently got back into the game just in time apparently lol! I've been remodeling The Blue Goblet (shock, I know!) It started as a pirate bar, but has evolved into a bit of a re-branding. I call this project "The Blue Recluse". There's the bar and restaurant, but the Flameborn is basicly Batman lol. I've also added a greenhouse, treehouse, and plotted a spot for a koi pond. Happy Building!

[viral scarab]

Sounds rad! Dont forget to drop a thread in #1200109637815517184 to show off your work!

[quiet geyser]

Done and Done!

[royal marsh]

will there be water one day?

[sinful moss]

🚰

[near breach]

One day 🤷‍♀️

[brittle fractal]

That day is gonna end up being March due to the amount of impatience

[warm hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-don't-need-it-i-need-it-i-definitely-don’t-need-it-thirsty-gif-17751445074091967022

[lament monolith]

Itll be ok we can all be patient😇

[carmine scroll]

I still think we dont need water.

[near breach]

Just reading the link to this gif I knewwwww what it was lmao

[shell vine]

....been checking the news feed every day for 16 days since its October....just sayin...

[lament monolith]

What they are releasing is a monumental feat if its delayed so be it we all know it will be well worth it....and trust me I know we ALL have

[limpid cosmos]

dual wielding axes would be goated ngl

[lament monolith]

spears for the win

[autumn geode]

feathers!

wait...

[still quartz]

I'm looking forward to seeing a random glass of water photo appear in socials feed

[lament monolith]

Yep instead of a regular release trailer just post a photo of a glass of water in the news feed with a date on it

[slim rover]

i'm hoping they troll was with water puns and drink puns along with that picture

[lament monolith]

Nah I think the water puns are a bit WASHed out

[slim rover]

lol

[civic zenith]

Can someone first let me have some coffee before flooding me with the puns?
Mornin Folks!

[near breach]

Good morning sir Cross

[civic zenith]

Good day to you too Madamme JacJac

[lament monolith]

Maybe,,,,,also morning?

[civic zenith]

wdym maybe?!

[lament monolith]

I may let you have your coffee first😜

[civic zenith]

You better. Grumpy Cross is no fun :3

[lament monolith]

Ok Ill be good

[carmine scroll]

liar

[civic zenith]

as if 😅

anyway. how we doin today? hope u guys are good?

[carmine scroll]

tomorrow is friday.

[lament monolith]

Good as I can be spent my day getting yelled at so decompressing by redoing my lake

[civic zenith]

well for me its 5am friday soooo yey

Yell back... :3

[lament monolith]

Well I kinda deserved it but in my defense who in their right mind make it so you can cancel several thousand payrolls with a single button click and not even ask for confirmation

[civic zenith]

So they did the same thing as the murican presi and made a nuke button only to complain about someone accidentally using it?

GG xD

[lament monolith]

Yep

[civic zenith]

Still though. also kinda understand why someone would be mad at you for pressing it though 😅

[still quartz]

I get a confirmation ask if I want to just delete a photo

[civic zenith]

Hey Lili 👋

[still quartz]

What the hell kind of program let's you delete 7k things with no confirmation

[lament monolith]

I can say its a popular accounting software but thats it

[still quartz]

I think someone needs to update this mysterious popular accounting software x)

[split schooner]

Just passing through. I have last minute Halloween to take care of.

[civic zenith]

Last Minute Halloween?

[lament monolith]

Happy Haunting!!

[split schooner]

I have one prop that needs finishing

it's a minor thing

[civic zenith]

i see i see. well then have fun with it

[split schooner]

Waiting till after the storms this weekend to put the LED candles out. Will probably be doing the formal photoshoot next week.

[lament monolith]

Are you caffeinated yet? Dont know how much longer I can stem the tide of these puns🤣

[civic zenith]

Dude... i wouldnt be talkin without 😅

[civic zenith]

very much lookin forward to the finished ones

[lament monolith]

Same I love your designs your deco is amazing

[split schooner]

Since I now have my website for my Halloweening I will probably take more detail pictures this year just for the site.

[near breach]

Hey Lili 👋 🦇

[lament monolith]

See yall later time to sleep for me!!

[civic zenith]

Sweet dreams mate

[near breach]

Good night jab!

[vestal wigeon]

G9 choom~

[harsh forum]

We just got a invitation from Nielsen in the mail 😭😭

[brittle fractal]

Does anyone know when they're gonna patch this glitch where every time I get paid it seems to glitch and vanish into thin air

[harsh forum]

You have to use the homeless build for that to work. You receive a huge nerf when you have player owned housing

[brittle fractal]

Damn. Housing got a huge pay to win buff and being homeless has that trash smell debuff I'm good against having

[harsh forum]

You might also wanna trade in your armored steed for the "Hoopti" mount. It's maintenance is way lower

[brittle fractal]

Haha I actually already got one so it's alright

Don't need no armoured steed, too many of those already clog the servers

[harsh forum]

Yeah with those armored steeds the armor repair costs are so high youre better off just buying a new steed

Especially the electric mounts

[brittle fractal]

Yea I know that one from experience haha. Had one explode from sabotage from an unknown griefer

[still quartz]

The glitch is usually triggered when you report the income to a side admin called Ir. S

[daring silo]

I knew I saw you in here hahaha

Glad to see more people from Tainted Grail popping in.

[still quartz]

:3

I'm in a few servers here and there

[near breach]

I need to try that game. It’s in my wishlist

[daring silo]

It's fantastic

Woe has broken it

Several times

[daring silo]

Have you tried the demo?

[still quartz]

It's definitely a different genre and vibe then this game, but I think if people like games similar to skyrim they'll appreciate it

[near breach]

I haven’t tried the demo but I’ve always love dark fantasy. Loved Skyrim, Dark Souls, etc

It looks real cool

[daring silo]

I think this game blends the first person immersion of Skyrim and the dark fantasy of Dark Souls very well

The latest update to the game added in a lot of extra content to the later acts and I've been really enjoying it

I can't wait to see what those devs cook up next

[near breach]

I’ll definitely have to check it out then!

[daring silo]

A good dark fantasy game is a wonderful game. I love the aesthetic of a gilded or broken world with a few tired heroes trying to make the best of it

[near breach]

Glad I wishlisted it

[still quartz]

It's a tad rough in some places but, I blame that more on unity and not the devs being lazy

[daring silo]

Agreed.

Plus it's quite the undertaking to pull off what they did

There's a reason that so few studios try to even get close to the genre that the Elder Scrolls are. This game isn't trying to emulate that but it does borrow some ideas

[near breach]

Speaking of Elder Scrolls… wondering about ESVI

[civic zenith]

jeah... give more dark stuff to our reaper... what could possibly go wrong 😏

[still quartz]

Coming soon in 10 to 20 years after another 6 releases of skyrim

[near breach]

Give me all of the dark stuff

[still quartz]

I unfortunately do not have much hope for es6

I'm sure it will be good, or ok, but I don't think it will be spectacular

[near breach]

We will just have to see. I have my expectations tempered immensely

[waxen trout]

guys. Is there a way to turn off the sound of the dog licking its balls? I mean... first time, it's funny. but damn if I can't go into my base for some inventory management without listening to it pleasure itself over and over again

[near breach]

I was burned by Starfield lol it ain’t a bad game but… I had gotten too hyped

[still quartz]

What?

[near breach]

LMAO

[waxen trout]

the dog. licks its balls

[near breach]

I am audibly chuckling lol 😂

I can’t say I’ve ever noticed that before

[waxen trout]

i did too. the first few times. Now I swear it's asserting dominance

[near breach]

It’s making sure you know who the real flameborn is

[civic zenith]

and now you will be unable to NOT hear it :3

[brittle fractal]

I know you could possibly try toothpicks in the ear, tho the sound settings can't be turned back on after that without some serious coinage

[near breach]

Well fortunately for me, I am a cat person. So I have only cats at my base lol

[civic zenith]

you do know... they arent that much better and they
throw up into your clothing drawer once in a while right? :3

[near breach]

They’re doing that to spite you! Never had that happen to me irl 🤭😏

[civic zenith]

let them. two can play that game 😈

[near breach]

Cats have always been good to me and they scout out my next victims … uh I mean… they give me lots of cuddles

[civic zenith]

eh. guess mine simply reflected my charakter to well.
chaotic neutral and so on :3
but despite that still never had reeeaal issues with my bois.
simply a matter of education

[still quartz]

Why do you leave your clothing drawer open?

[civic zenith]

i dont. those little devils where just way to clever for their own good

[near breach]

They said “his laundry stinks… let’s make them smell better” lol

[civic zenith]

oh no. quite the opposite actually lol.

whenever my work clothes where in the laundry basket waiting to be washed.

you lookin for the bois?

look into the dirty laundry basket. why use the super comfy catbed daddy bought us if we can dig into dirty clothes instead...

[near breach]

Awwwe they just love you lol

Yeah my girl Mags likes any box or bag I bring home. I bought her a bed and she doesn’t use it. But if I get a package, she eyes that box and I make sure I give it to her lol

[civic zenith]

this. when i bought them that new bedthingy... the damn package was the interesting one xD

[near breach]

Oh man you should have seeen how wild eyed she was when I got my new desk in the mail. It was a HUGE box with lots of styrofoam and other things inside. She was having a field day

[civic zenith]

🤣

do not EVER let a cat close to that damn styrofoam xD

[near breach]

She was rather polite with it lol it wasn’t too messy 🤣

[civic zenith]

whos beein polite now xD

[near breach]

What you mean??

🤣

[civic zenith]

no more questions your honor. i rest my case :3

[cunning canyon]

any news on when the update is going to launch?

[near breach]

You had better calm down, sir !

[near breach]

No new news as of yet. Just October

[civic zenith]

Jokes on you. im super calm and chillin at the kitchen table with a good cup o coffee :3

[cunning canyon]

Darnnn

[near breach]

As am I. Also calm and chillin. Outside with my book and it’s 1:00 am.

[civic zenith]

theres times when i envy you guys for your weather conditions 😅

[near breach]

It’s 65 degrees F here right now. Feels wonderful. Wish it to be a little cooler

[subtle prawn]

I can offer 8 degrees C

[near breach]

I would love that!

Give me!

[civic zenith]

can only give u 10 but with additional spray rain and wind

[near breach]

I mean I’d take that as well!

I love to be bundled up

[civic zenith]

we can switch at any time. id rather not have this creepin into every last bone chill 😅

[subtle prawn]

I'd take warmer so that I'm not freezing to death while going to work

[near breach]

Alternatively, for me, if I break out into one bead of sweat… I will rage lol

[still quartz]

One day its 8 degrees c the next it's negative 40 and your in a blizzard...

[near breach]

I’ve unfortunately/fortunately never seen snow in person—let alone a blizzard

Actually… we did get “snow” in Florida last year. Lol it wasn’t real snow

I was disappointed

[still quartz]

Real snow sucks I'm sorry to say :(

[civic zenith]

dont worry. we rarely see that stuff around here these days aswell.
its either perma gray with rain or icey rain or a tiny bit of wanna be snow which instantly turns into greybrown ugly lumps into rain again lol

[still quartz]

It may sound magical and delightful but be glad you don't get it

[near breach]

Yeah I’ve heard it isnt pleasant in most cases. Just wish I could experience it at least once

[still quartz]

I suggest taking a trip to either Russia or Canada during the winter times for a holiday :)

Well maybe not Russia as things currently are...

[near breach]

Yeahhh no Russia for me lmao maybe Canada though 🤷‍♀️

[still quartz]

Snow sucks for living in but, it's quite nice in s lot of cases for scenery

[unkempt atlas]

we don't get snow where I am. we get rain and mud.

lots of hardpan under the surface, so drainage will vary

[still quartz]

Mud sucks as well x)

[unkempt atlas]

outside of town, after a lot of rain, the mud can literally get knee deep in areas with bad drainage

[still quartz]

Yep, essentially a thick liquid, fills the crevices and holes

[unkempt atlas]

not that bad in town, but yeah, hardpan does weird things

[subtle prawn]

Depends on the country tho

[still quartz]

If you get like an inch of snow it's pretty good

If you get like 20 or more, then it's awful

[rocky kettle]

different snow, different driving techniques.

[uncut shore]

We got over 3m of snow during the winter a couple of years ago... Was no end to the shoveling 😅😅 thankfully some of it melted and a lot of it got compressed by time

[still quartz]

Yeah...

Constant shoveling, constant clearing of roads

Can't even tell where the lanes are half the time

[uncut shore]

Well, just stay away from the snow wall on the side of the road!

[vital topaz]

An inch of snow is not enough to do anything with it though. To really enjoy it you need 4 inches (for snowballs and snowmen)

[still quartz]

An inch of snow here and an inch of snow there and it adds up

20 inches of snow here and 15 inches of snow there adds up too fast

[vital topaz]

True. That might be a little too much.

Tho there are times where i wish i'd get snowed in for once

Never saw more than 25 cm of snow in my life. 1.5m in front of my door.... Not being able to leave, having to cuddle up in the living room sounds kinda nice

[still quartz]

I'm happy because my house is old, and as such the two pine trees out front are super old as well so they sorta cover half my driveway, but some days you do get snowed in and need to shovel a path so you can drive out x)

[near breach]

We get lots of heat and sun lol it’s snowing in UV rays lol

[rocky kettle]

where are people seeing over 1.5 m of snow at this time of year?

[still quartz]

And some days the city "clears" the streets and ignores the snow walls they've shoved up in front of people's driveways and you need to clear those...

I'm not entirely sure, winter here usually starts anywhere from the end of October to mid November

[rocky kettle]

greenland? northwest territories?

[still quartz]

Northwest territories maybe

I don't know much about Greenland

[vital topaz]

Doesnt have to be this time in the year. I'd accept it during christmas time, thanks

[rocky kettle]

ah

so people are just hoping for some winter powder at some point

[still quartz]

I agree with aonyx though, lots of snow is nice when cuddling up in a warm living room

Especially with a cat sleeping beside or on you

[near breach]

Awe that sounds nice

Ugh

Love fireplaces

[still quartz]

I so wish I had a wood burning fireplace

The smell and the heat is so relaxing

[near breach]

We have one but … alas it’s never cold enough for it

[still quartz]

Need to turn the ac on in the house to use it

[rocky kettle]

you could approach it that way. but there is some catharsis to having the only snow blower on the block and waiting about half way through watching the neighbors shovel before offering to help them out.

[still quartz]

Ahhh a rich person are we

All fancy with your magical snow blower 😔

[rocky kettle]

nah, just artifacts of a younger enterprising self

[still quartz]

Snow blowers definitely make clearing snow much easier

[rocky kettle]

its fun when someone thinks its funny to throw a snowball at you when you have it out

[still quartz]

x)

They just have a death wish

[rocky kettle]

just tip the neck and aim and deploy the constant snow spewer