#the-tavern

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strange barn
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oh xD

raw kelp
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Ikea trees

strange barn
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xD

cunning basin
strange barn
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we're b**ching on Ikea but... All the gaming constructions systems are due to them .. fell_smort

raw kelp
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Whenever I think of Ikea I just think of Tyler Durden in Fight Club building the perfect apartment

strange barn
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place a square here, place another there

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you want another color ?

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okay we got plenty in stock

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nope.. no round shapes sorry

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angles ? maybe later for this model

raw kelp
quasi saffron
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I feel like if I build more, I'll become the hammer

strange barn
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the hammer is just the continuity of your body, you're not the hammer, the hammer is you

quasi saffron
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I just have one question no one is able to answer me.

strange barn
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that was not a question

quasi saffron
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Why are the hooks made of copper, while they're obviously made out of iron.

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And why, in whatever game, we never get to upgrade our hammer from a wood/stone one to one with iron.

strange barn
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I think in Enshrouded it's a magical stone hammer

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so ''if it's magical''

raw kelp
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I think it's sad you can't upgrade your armour

strange barn
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yep for now the armor system is not perfect

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I would like to have at least the same thing for the armor that we got for the weapons

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at least, few levels more on some stuff

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for now it's not really usefull tho

quasi saffron
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Just make it so, you can upgrade your armor with rare gems or such...
I... have to admit I was a little bit disappointed about the gems from the Hollow Halls you can only showcase with these stands... deercat_sadthumbs and not place where you want them.
(I don't like the banners okay?)

raw kelp
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tbh, you can run so fast that the only things that ever really kill me are the draw distance meaning I land directly in deadly shroud without realising it

strange barn
raw kelp
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I only have a GTX1080 so I'm running on quite low settings across the board

quasi saffron
elder parrot
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Bath was nice, time to dry in wind and sun again ^^

quasi saffron
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Oh no, I see that much people writing...
I was opinionated again, or?

cunning basin
raw kelp
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On the topic of bugs... I really hope they change the way those critters work like the bugs, rats and spiders. They're not dangerous - just annoying. They come out very slowly in waves so you basically just have to wait for them to show up to 1-hit them, wasting time

elder parrot
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I just need to figure out how i get less sodas and cigarettes the longee i stay here ^^

raw kelp
strange barn
cunning basin
elder parrot
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But yeah, i love nature ❤️

quasi saffron
raw kelp
elder parrot
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Is calm. And when i get home to computer later it feels even better in a way ^^

strange barn
elder parrot
elder parrot
quasi saffron
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Now we need the most serious topic to talk about.
||Coooiiiins.|| fell_justright

strange barn
elder parrot
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I cant talk about vukahs erry second.. or mebbe gwrah!

dreamy cliff
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selam türk varmı la

raw kelp
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I mostly like the Hollow Halls because the game was lacking more long-form dungeons beforehand. My only issue with them is that those orbs are frustrating to find sometimes

strange barn
quasi saffron
cunning basin
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any food give a mining buff?

elder parrot
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I like the hallow halls, but i wish they came up with more diff puzzles/challenges.
The runes picking is fun but not all the time

quasi saffron
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Nope.
There's only stamina

raw kelp
raw kelp
quasi saffron
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I actually like the slide-parts, grapplehook-action and glider sections.
But I feel like I'm in the minority with that.

raw kelp
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I also like those things

quasi saffron
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Most other halls - where u need to find a switch for example, just feel big for the reason to be big.

cunning basin
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i wish the grapple was free form like just cause.

raw kelp
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The fact there's no penalty for death makes it less frustrating to make a mistake

quasi saffron
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Also, I just hope the next Hollow Halls will feature the jump pads, grapple hooking etc.
BUT WITHOUT SHROUD.
(That was my pita. Shroud makes u see like 5 meters and then you needed to grapple hook in that too often.)

raw kelp
gentle forum
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Dr Van, I need a coffee IV stat

raw kelp
quasi saffron
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What is coffee. Never drank

raw kelp
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Coffee is a region in France, or maybe that's Champagne - I 'uno

gentle forum
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I’ll order one for you too

quasi saffron
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No time. I'll go to the faire soon.

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Royal needs entertainment and to see some Vukah in funny costumes

gentle forum
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I have to make noodles today (:

elder parrot
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Ill take vans coffe, have a cup with the enemy! Study primoris while i sip!

raw kelp
gentle forum
strange barn
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||the last hollow hall, with the gliding section... OH MY GOD KEEN I LOVE YOU GUYS AND GIRLS||

gentle forum
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I like making soba noodles

raw kelp
elder parrot
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I dont judge. Im the mum of vukahs lol ^^

gentle forum
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Mother of Hairy Babies

strange barn
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No racist joke Risbo... NO RACIST JOKE WE SAID

elder parrot
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I did fancy udon soups a bit some halfyear ago when i had a perilod.
Did long cook broths of oxtail and stuff ^^

gentle forum
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..?

quasi saffron
raw kelp
gentle forum
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Start?

strange barn
gentle forum
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I’ve never stopped farming

elder parrot
strange barn
gentle forum
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I came to Enshrouded straight from Pal World, I wanna put the Vukah to work in my base.

quasi saffron
raw kelp
strange barn
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and Conan Exiles

raw kelp
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But so-called "developers" tell me it's not as simple as that

vapid canopy
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aside from my BB unit project; my other fixation is Enshrouded

quasi saffron
elder parrot
quasi saffron
elder parrot
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^^

raw kelp
strange barn
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Well, I'm as musician as I look

vapid canopy
strange barn
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OH but you do to @raw kelp

raw kelp
quasi saffron
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I mean, you straight up would give me a incentive to put you to a pyre.
The Vukah witch.
The sister of the dark traveller.

elder parrot
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It has bones of humans as legs, only humans that did vukah wrong so it was deserved.
I dont like to waste so i cooked their remains for.. things.

quasi saffron
strange barn
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The Dark Traveller ? Sounds like someone didn't washed his outfit for too long

elder parrot
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Also did extra eye make on this pic ^^

raw kelp
quasi saffron
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By the way, I want to be praised.
I think I now have the power to post gifs or do other mischief as a helper and I haven't done so yet. deercat_derp

strange barn
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And the red tint is stained blood ?

elder parrot
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All fine, im usually on tablet and most profile icons are too tiny for me to guess what they are ^^

raw kelp
strange barn
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yeah, but I can help in many ways

quasi saffron
strange barn
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YOU ALL

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kind

raw kelp
elder parrot
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But van isnt helpful, he is greedy for coins and does crimes against vukah.pft! ^^

quasi saffron
strange barn
raw kelp
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So if you're mum of the Vukahs, does that mean that you did... things to a Vukah?

raw kelp
elder parrot
raw kelp
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What's your secret?

quasi saffron
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That one skill in the beastmaster tree

elder parrot
strange barn
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oh hum, yeah, what she said

elder parrot
strange barn
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it fits

raw kelp
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I guessed which one you meant

strange barn
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we're kind and cute

elder parrot
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Strong sun is hard for my darkmode tablet ^^

quasi saffron
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I feel like I should change my pfp in here.

strange barn
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I SAW

elder parrot
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I'll agree you are all cute and kind, as proof of how cute and kind i am,
Atleast when you are not slandering vukah ^^!

quasi saffron
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Wait what?

raw kelp
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I'm cute but I'm also an evil megalomaniac, so watch out. I have been known to raze cities to the ground because of two bad screenwriters running out of source material

quasi saffron
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I have this one since uh... 12. Aug of 2017

strange barn
strange barn
elder parrot
quasi saffron
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Vukah can be eaten by me.

elder parrot
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Pft

strange barn
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have you ever tried bear meat ?

raw kelp
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I wouldn't have thought eating bear is legal in much of the world

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aren't they usually protected?

strange barn
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it is not I guess

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I did not

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to clarify things

raw kelp
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BEAR MURDERER!!!

elder parrot
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I cant choose the bear if you eat them! 🤭😡

strange barn
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IT WAS JUST ONE TIME AT THE ZOO

elder parrot
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#meme

raw kelp
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Risbo is single-handedly responsible for the polar bears' status as an endangered species you heard it here first

strange barn
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My Name Is Bjorn The Bear SLAYER

elder parrot
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Björn!

raw kelp
strange barn
raw kelp
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Bjork > Bjorn

elder parrot
raw kelp
strange barn
quasi saffron
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At least that bear had a good death and ended up being eaten.
In BotW you can humiliate a bear by riding it. fell_cry

raw kelp
quasi saffron
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Wait.
I want the 4 Vukah to carry my palanquin.

strange barn
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What a nasty mind...

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héhé

elder parrot
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Björk = Birch
Björn = Bear
Blöja = Diaper (dunno just wanted to add that too)

With these words you may now navigate swedish social like perfectly, or something ^^

raw kelp
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They said it; not me!

strange barn
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I'm against the title game

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not*

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come ooooon

elder parrot
strange barn
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this discord is cursed, I got so many work to do, but still, I'm here and dont want to go

elder parrot
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Erryone become boring

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Save risbo

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Let me tell you all about the intricacies of the norweigan tree-export to sweden between the years 1243 to 1422...

quasi saffron
strange barn
elder parrot
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@quasi saffron The grammar was fine tho lol

strange barn
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ez language

quasi saffron
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That's the fun of it.

raw kelp
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All I know about Sweden is that they made the cutest little tank destroyers during the cold war

elder parrot
quasi saffron
gentle forum
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The next person who talks will receive one egg white and a green bean. You may consume it until next months feeding.

elder parrot
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Oki

raw kelp
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ME

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hahahaha I win

elder parrot
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No

quasi saffron
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Eh. No. Ellis was faster this one

strange barn
elder parrot
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I did ^^

raw kelp
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On my screen I won :c

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THIS IS RIGGED

quasi saffron
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We know. Thats called Discord

raw kelp
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Fake news

quasi saffron
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Ever seen the name of this chat space?

elder parrot
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@raw kelp Your screen is prolly not GMT+1, so its in the past ^^

raw kelp
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The Tavern, therefore you're all likely drunk and misapprehend the speed with which I requested the green bean

strange barn
raw kelp
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I'm from England

elder parrot
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Pft, i dont even drink alcohol.
Im a pure health being... (hides smoke and soda)

quasi saffron
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I just have to admit.
I feel like they promoted me to helper only to give CUB the fun of demoting me on monday again.

strange barn
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oh okay nearly same time zone

elder parrot
graceful fjord
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Ohh Swedish neighbour

raw kelp
quasi saffron
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The Vikings are gathering

elder parrot
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London time bested my bloody argument! Bollocks!

raw kelp
# elder parrot Fudge

I will say I appreciate you call yourself "mum", not "mom" of the Vukahs like the evil Americans

graceful fjord
indigo nacelle
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how do you/can you repair weapons?

strange barn
raw kelp
graceful fjord
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But we have a supposed unionised past...that reconnected us. With a lot of feuding inbetween

elder parrot
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@raw kelp Bri'ish or words lack coloUr, so deffo ^^

indigo nacelle
quasi saffron
raw kelp
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It wasn't fun for Northumbria

elder parrot
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Id also say something about europe alliance. But mikes tossers broke that! ^^

graceful fjord
strange barn
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Yorker talking here

quasi saffron
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Imagine.
Being... Internet Vikings

raw kelp
graceful fjord
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Going viking was something they did like 6 months out of the year. And usually at the start of summer.

elder parrot
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Take care, your evil excellency of gwrah-spite ^^

graceful fjord
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then returned home before the autumn storms in the north sea started

strange barn
raw kelp
gentle forum
raw kelp
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Not even close

quasi saffron
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Oswald my man

elder parrot
strange barn
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CADE, CADE, CADE, CADE !!!

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AIM THE BALLS

quasi saffron
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Cade can only win because he hits Oswald where it hurts

raw kelp
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Hey! Most of the people my age voted against that. It was all the old people who ruined it 😄

quasi saffron
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Two beings of one thought dam

elder parrot
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Emilie would win, riding on a vukah ^^ but have ur boybattle hmpf

quasi saffron
gentle forum
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Boybattle

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Can’t wait for townsfolk to have more options

quasi saffron
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Cade still has Oswald

quasi saffron
elder parrot
strange barn
gentle forum
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I don’t have any knowledge

quasi saffron
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Nor do I

strange barn
elder parrot
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I want vukahn townfolk gwrah!

quasi saffron
elder parrot
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The npcs are enough stinky hoomans around me ^^

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Besides emilie and jezzie (if she was still with us)

raw kelp
quasi saffron
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We need more plant options.
I want one with green petals

elder parrot
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The carpenter always jumpscare me with his "YOO HOOOO!"

quasi saffron
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He's up to something Ellis.
I'd take the torch to the bed now

cunning basin
raw kelp
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I feel kinda bad for the blacksmith in my base because I have two buildings. One building has every craftperson in it except him, and then he's just alone in a tiny stone hut

quasi saffron
raw kelp
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I feel like the loneliness may inspire a greater work ethic tho

quasi saffron
elder parrot
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Nauw ^^
I have a corner for all crafties, and then a big raised platform for me and the huntress shared bed (no gossiping) ^^

raw kelp
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True, actually. Elon Musk would be sending them all off to the office and they'd all get killed en route. Much better to WFH in Enshrouded

indigo nacelle
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is flintstone that dark looking rock on the side of mountainsand such?

quasi saffron
elder parrot
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@raw kelp Moderlately much ^^

quasi saffron
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Also, the raised bed in the midst of the craftsmen could also have another meaning Ellis tho.

raw kelp
elder parrot
raw kelp
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There's loads of flint in the first area

quasi saffron
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flintstone being mostly dark with orange lines.

quasi saffron
raw kelp
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Also flintstone has dinosaur friends which helps spot them

quasi saffron
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Jurassic Shroud?
Wait. Where are these dinosaurs

gentle forum
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I kinda wish the npcs would wander around your base

quasi saffron
raw kelp
elder parrot
gentle forum
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They can’t in mine, due to being in holes but..

elder parrot
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Weather too cozy today ^^

elder parrot
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Always ^^

quasi saffron
raw kelp
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I thought lesbian relationships were exclusively pillow-fight based until now

elder parrot
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Lets go back and say it is lol ^^

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I dont wanna be banished from this platform which i use for vukah propaganda ^^

raw kelp
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true

quasi saffron
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Lets go back to the hardest thing in my life.
Trying to ignore the buzz here and do my village makeover / get ready for faire.

elder parrot
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Gwrah ^^

raw kelp
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You keep mentioning this faire? Is this actually a real thing?

gentle forum
quasi saffron
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I think I may added an e too much

elder parrot
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I want a faire or town market day now =/ they too fun

quasi saffron
raw kelp
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Hydrogen?

elder parrot
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I usually get smoll nommy things like a fancy bread. Some cheeses. Some sausage and then i make luxurious post fair/market sandwhiches at home ❤️

quasi saffron
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If I say "Real Life" now, I'll cause mass panic here. deercat_derp

elder parrot
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Needs to be a market day again first ^^

raw kelp
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Before the internet was invented, humanity just rocked back and forth in the corner muttering to themselves incoherently

elder parrot
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Smoked creamy gouda is a new fave cheese. The smokie taste is nom

raw kelp
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Halloumi is best cheese - no contest

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If I was a vegetarian I would basically live on halloumi

quasi saffron
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I just need 2 monitors...
Everytime I open here, I do so because I tp back to my main base.
Then I talk in here with u guys
and totally forgot why I ported back to begin with, teleporting back to the "workplace".
Repeat this 15x times and you guys got what I have done the entire day.

elder parrot
raw kelp
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The extent of British cuisine is fish & chips

elder parrot
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How dare people not be a stereotype of their culture tho?!
Utter chaos

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^^

raw kelp
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The British colonised half the world in order to find new spices and then decided they didn't like any of them, opting instead for mushy peas and blood pudding

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yum

quasi saffron
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You guys know what get my gears grinding?

raw kelp
elder parrot
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@raw kelp Lol yeah thats a fun meme

raw kelp
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"why not, instead of eating stuff, we just ate blood?" "REGINALD, YOU'RE A GENIUS!"

quasi saffron
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blood is like milk for vampires

elder parrot
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We have blood pudding in sweden too.
It can easily taste a bit dry to me. But with a sauce and lingonberry jam its nom

raw kelp
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I was kidding because I do actually like blood pudding, at least as part of a larger meal

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It just SOUNDS gross, but is rather nice

elder parrot
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Yeah its alright ^^

raw kelp
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We also invented apple pie even though the Americans claim to have done so

elder parrot
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I bet ^^

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I dunno what sweden has either, meatballs (which is just like nothing extraordinary), fermented and pickled fish (surströmming and sill), and mebbe filmjölk (like yoghurt but less thick and a bit sourish)

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Cinnamon buns mebbe, and the rumour of having fika all the time ^^

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(We only have it before work, 1 hour into work. After lunch and mebbe before work ends lol)

quasi saffron
raw kelp
elder parrot
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That screenshot too dark in the sun ^^

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Also saw mikes message being botted away in real time in the screenie channel ^^

raw kelp
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yes it was very sad

elder parrot
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Rude

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Ill mannered fascist bots ^^

raw kelp
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It's probably revenge for the fact I ask ChatGPT to calculate Pi to 1,000 places in real-time every 2 hours

elder parrot
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Criminal!

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Time for 4th bath, mebbe last for today ^^

raw kelp
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wait what! I hope your skin is okay with that lol

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you might end up all wrinkly

quasi saffron
raw kelp
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he looks like Superman

quasi saffron
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That is worth the new pfp

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I should probably get this guy unstuck now

raw kelp
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nah, leave him there. He can roleplay as a bird

elder parrot
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Maybe crossed with baglady ^^

raw kelp
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Even after one bath, my skin looks like the before picture on an anti-wrinkling cream advert

elder parrot
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Nauw ^^ ive been part bathduck since i was little ^^

raw kelp
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then again, I do like to just lay in the bath for like 25 mins until the water gets too cold for me to find habitable

elder parrot
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When i have lived with a bathtub i like to have 'steambaths' as i call them

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Close anything i can, showerhead on max into bathub and bathroom turning into a hot jungle or somesuch

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Until i just cant more and flee out to balcony in a towel to cool

raw kelp
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That sounds like my worst nightmare. I'm very much a coldkin

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I should have been born in Scandinavia myself really

elder parrot
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I am too warm outside of my steambaths tho.
As i told risbo before. 20c and up is already "extreme heat" as far as im concerned ^^

raw kelp
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same

gentle forum
raw kelp
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Also, England sucks because it gets so humid

elder parrot
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Thus im happy to have this forestlake spot 20 mins on bike away

gentle forum
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So update your nickname too

elder parrot
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"Not at all vanolia, do not want coins"

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New nick for van ^^

gentle forum
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I bet he’s coin operated and is trying to trick us into keeping him operational

elder parrot
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Trying to upload forestlake piccie to offtopic,
But discord is being uncooperstive atm gwrah ^^

raw kelp
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image too big probably?

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Discord is quite rude about these things unless you pay for Nitro

elder parrot
quasi saffron
elder parrot
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It usually accepts whatever midsized images my tablet camera produces ^^

raw kelp
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There's this guy I know online from Norway and he bought a house on the coast, and my god the views are staggeringly beautiful

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I'll post it in off topic too

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It's basically Skyrim

elder parrot
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Neat!

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And yeah its lovely here ^^

quiet geyser
elder parrot
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Doesnt mold if drying out properly ^^

raw kelp
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or if you're part fungus

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I know I'm a fungi

elder parrot
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I like eating all kinds of mushies tho, for food ^^

raw kelp
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or to meet God, in my experience

quiet geyser
lament monolith
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Cant get any good Lions mane mushrooms in the US makes me sad

elder parrot
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Lately discovered nommy 'shin mei' mushies, super nommy to fry for ramen

quiet geyser
raw kelp
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I've never been a huge fan of mushrooms apart from the magic variety. They taste nice in soup but it's the weird texture that gets me

quasi saffron
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Anyway. I'll now do superhero things.
Be nice fellas. deercat_cozy

elder parrot
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Second time ur leaving already. Take care ^^

raw kelp
elder parrot
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97.8% of the time ^^

raw kelp
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I'm nice to everything except flies. Flies are evil creatures

gentle forum
# gentle forum
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Who would win in an unarmed fight?

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1

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Oswald ‘Blacksmith’ Anders

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🪨

raw kelp
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How it wasn't unanimous I will never understand

lament monolith
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but cade has literally been Un-armed!

elder parrot
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If i could id make a proper vukah poll, gwrah! ^^

  1. Vukah is gwraaaah!
  2. Vukah is glorious
  3. Vukah the best
  4. Vukah best and smortest
  5. Hoomans boooh, Vukahs great.
  6. Gwraaaaah
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1,2,3,4,5,6 is my vote ^^

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Now its time to leave forestlake.
Will prolly be offgrid for like 20 mins between here and "civilazation" ^^

indigo nacelle
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can you move a flame altar after it has been placed?

quasi saffron
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No. Sadly not.
I need now also to find out how much distance are between my two so I can align them both with each other. deercat_derp

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Oh you make them with stone?

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Me and my vukahs thought it said 5 'stoners',
So weve used humans for ours. Ooopsgrawrh ^^

pale star
raw kelp
indigo nacelle
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I set another flame altar at Longkeep and am rebuilding the area. Its really actually fun and gives my base a "semi-finished" look right out the gate.

cunning basin
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is there a pdf or video about i can view?

coral rampart
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So, quick question: Is there a 7 step program to quit this game? Asking for a friend.

quasi saffron
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Better in 20

tame seal
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Yes, it's rather indepth and requires knowledge of proper hardware disposal protocols.

quasi saffron
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I need to do such slowly.
Or else it crushes my soul.
At least what is left. deercat_derp

chrome trellis
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Has anyone played with 16 online at once? I feel like you’d just walk through this game haha challenge seems balanced around 1-2 players so far

elder parrot
raw kelp
elder parrot
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Gwwwrah im not a crustacen i am a scary forestlake witch of the vukahs gwwwraaar! stands on toes while growling in vukah'n

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Mhm! Im trying to help them represent their creation the right way! ^^

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Did i also tell you about their connection to NMS?

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Vy'keen is basically vukahs in spacesuits. Grah!

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Its obvious to me. There are some evolvement steps and the dialect is slightly diff ^^

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(I also shill the vy'keen, i dunno if i have a type ^^ grrwrah grah!)

raw kelp
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lmao. I haven't played much NMS tbh

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I bought it at release and only actually got around to giving it a proper go a few weeks back when the Worlds DLC came out

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I suppose the spacesuits make it difficult to dispute your claims

raw kelp
indigo nacelle
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does changing any of the difficulty settings affect trophies or anything? Also, are there trophies?

raw kelp
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By trophies, do you mean achievements?

indigo nacelle
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yeah that

raw kelp
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I don't think so.

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I just checked the achievements list and there aren't even any based on difficulty, so you can probably 100% the game on the easiest settings

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tbh, my based meta strat for the game is just spamming left-click and taking occasional health potions

elder parrot
indigo nacelle
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I am just tired of losing all of my loot when I die 2000 m away and then get there only to die again. lol

raw kelp
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I recommend building altars in more of the map in that case

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So you can respawn close by

indigo nacelle
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ooooo, thats shmart'

raw kelp
elder parrot
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I usually carry a bed, and pick up 5 stone(ers) as i go, to make camp ^^

raw kelp
#

I wish carrying a bed was that easy IRL

elder parrot
#

Apart from the occasional accidents with hoomans whistles we are peaceful gwrah!

raw kelp
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What do you do with the flesh when you need human bones?

elder parrot
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That.. uhm, well

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Next question!

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Weathers quite nice this evening, innit? ^^

raw kelp
# elder parrot That.. uhm, well

Now I am imagining your abode as being similar to Super Mutant hideouts in Fallout where there's bits of discarded meat all over the place

lament monolith
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What do you think the vukah make their leather from huh?

elder parrot
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closes cabinet of non-suspicious brews and potions

raw kelp
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I think human skin would make extremely poor leather

elder parrot
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Very poor! Human skin actually very fragile, when we.. i mean i suppose

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Makes sense ^^

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Logic and that.

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My little angel vukahs ❤️

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But but, there are sooo many other marvellous topics to converse around,
Lets not dull and bore everyone with going deeper into this topic 😇🕵️

raw kelp
#

Do you have a suggestion?

elder parrot
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Uhm what about.. the rake!

raw kelp
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I have to practice two songs for tonight and I'm trying to distract myself and procrastinate

elder parrot
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Rake, Excellent tool, probably designed by some vukahn that let humans take credit out of kindness ^^

raw kelp
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I don't think I've even used the rake once

elder parrot
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Oh, what type of songs? ^^

raw kelp
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I built one and it has just sat in a chest ever since

raw kelp
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so weird and a bit rocky

elder parrot
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You perform them live?

cunning basin
raw kelp
raw kelp
cunning basin
elder parrot
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Neat ^^ ive done some tracker-based music (no singing) over the years,
Sometimes recorded some bits of my friend doing guitar chords and mixed in

raw kelp
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Ooh, cool 🙂

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What do you use to produce?

elder parrot
raw kelp
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Hopefully Sean Murray has learnt his lesson not to announce that the game cures cancer before release

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Although I have to say it's been heartening to see them update NMS with so much free content

elder parrot
# raw kelp What do you use to produce?

It used to be fasttracker II, nowadays i use Renoise Tracker.
Im too invested in the tracker style out of habit ^^ renoise support modern fancies such as vsts aswell as samples ^^

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.
Yeah they did NMS good in the end ^^ just doesnt suit erryones taste of sandbox. I like it

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‐ Aaaah multitasking topics, but im a singlecore cake ^^

raw kelp
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Main thing that I don't enjoy so much with NMS is that it doesn't feel like there's much of a threat in general, but then again I have only put about 5 hours into it

elder parrot
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Its not too dangerous unless you try making it with custom rules, laid back in that sense

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Shared one of the 'last/latest' songs i made years ago, ive not finished anything in years:

#off-topic message

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Style is trance/psytrance-like, otherwise i also often mix in jazz rythms into electronic in diff ways

raw kelp
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I'll have a listen 🙂

elder parrot
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(This one 'Joy To The People'. i had my friend 'Narc0' by my side a whole night giving ideas while i put out notes ^^ he was the one i sometimes had record guitar stuffs sometimes too, tho not in this one.
It also contains voiceline-samples from FFX)

raw kelp
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I like it. I'm enjoying the fact it's getting more intense over time and is developing new sections 🙂

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I just put one of my songs in the off-topic chat as well if you wanted an idea, although that production is like 4 years old now

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I tend to record everything acoustically so haven't experimented with making music in the way you are. I really like that string section about half way through

elder parrot
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Oh coolies! And thanks. Theres so many ways to go about making music for sure ^^
Ive some acoustic guitar-bits in some other songs (played by my friend)

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I tend to like varying my longer songs alot and have parts come and go, blend and fade,
And somehow try to maintain a cohesive mainthread

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My fave part in Joy To The People is a place within where i kinda tried changing the rythm suddenly, or make it sound like a diff rythm for a bit, however i should describe it

raw kelp
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yeah, I think it's impressive! I liked the piano part too but that was the only part where I could tell that it was plugged in on the piano roll rather than played live. I think it's just more obvious with piano because it's my main instrument so I notice that the dynamics are a bit flat. How long have you been doing it?

elder parrot
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Ive played the piano since i was little so its from where i get the core i guess,
Only in trackers i can ofc put the notes perfectly timed, note by note, aswell as record live parts if i want

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Its been a while ^^ since like.. dos days (im an old crone ^^)

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Imma take a listen to ur stuff when im at the computer ^^

raw kelp
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but it does make getting rhythms 100% easier for sure

raw kelp
elder parrot
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The 'trick' with trackers was/is to try to put in small imperfections sometimes to make it feel more lifelike, in a roundabout way ^^

raw kelp
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also, I wasn't a particularly good singer back then. I'm still not amazing but I'm definitely better than I was in the recording I sent. Being able to mix a vocal part from like 12 recordings and it still doesn't sound 100% isn't great lol 😛

elder parrot
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Ive quite a few on the same channel as that joy to the people song too, youtube ^^

raw kelp
elder parrot
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In trackers you dont need to quantizise either when inputting say C-4, D-2, C-4 directly on the tracker grid

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Dunno how familiar you are with trackers ^^

raw kelp
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I had never even heard of them until you mentioned honestly

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is that a bit like arpeggiators?

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where you just give it a chord and it'll make it fit the rhythm

elder parrot
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Its a lil like 'programming' in a sense

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Oh! Ive an unfinished song that shows it playing in the program lemme link!

raw kelp
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sure

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but after that I need to make myself the great British beans & toast because I don't have much time left before I need to properly get ready

elder parrot
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Its a much older song i put up to show before. ^^

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Its short ^^

raw kelp
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Ah, okay, I understand how it works now

elder parrot
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But basically trackers have patterns (sections) wherein you put the notes,
Plays them where they are inserted. You set the lenght and bpm per line to match the rythm you need

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Grand! Hope ur toast turns out nommy ^^

raw kelp
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Does it let you export as MIDI?

elder parrot
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Some can, but to be honest i dont fancy .midi since it doesnt contain then samples and sounds ive used right?

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I shudder from the sound of the general midi soundbank ^^

raw kelp
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Yeah, but you can use much richer samples instead, is the idea

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Oh yeah, the default MIDI sounds are AWFUL

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but I have loads of great plugins in ProTools and they sound awesome

elder parrot
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Tracker files (.mod, .xm, .s3m, .it) contain the samples within them

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So, as a tracker nerd, i prefer that format - will play exactly as intended ^^

raw kelp
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I guess what I mean is that I'd be interested to know what those two things you did would sound like with my samples. I spent like £250 on this string library that's awesome

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I'll send you a link to an example of me messing about with it. I layered 5 string samples together and 2 other synths and I think it sounds really authentic

elder parrot
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Also dont think another midi program would play the ffx voice samples without my own sounddata ^^

raw kelp
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But for now I must retire to make myself food. brb

elder parrot
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Mhm! Take care ^^

azure matrix
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sup peeps

quasi saffron
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Soon I'll be back. fell_giga
Got some merch. cade_pog

elder parrot
#

Van scared errybody with announcing his return. All of the tavern fled and hid? ^^

lament monolith
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Im here!

elder parrot
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But youve also been hiding until now ^^

quasi saffron
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I hid myself

strange barn
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I'm back

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and hungry

wide flax
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enshrouded worlds?

lament monolith
#

same I could go for some Bouillabaisse.

strange barn
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I think I'm going on some noodles but bouillabaisse would be perfect

lament monolith
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Closest I can get where I am is seafood gumbo still good but not the same. Classic French food is a favorite of mine.

strange barn
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Provencale food is among the best french food in my opinion

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it is really summerish food though, but so fresh

elder parrot
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Wb ^^ im going bed tho so goodnight erryone. Tho i might randomly wake up and have a night smoke and check so noone naps my vukahs! Gwrarzzz ^^

strange barn
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have a good night !

quasi saffron
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I need ideas.

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Regarding the name of a castle.

eager wolf
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location? just like, on top of a mountain, at the mouth of a valley?

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can you change the name of your territory on the map?

quasi saffron
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You can change the altars name.

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And the location is... In the midst of a mountain. It's encased in them. The location north of Fort Kelvin. Between the city and the obelisk.

grand apex
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I've always liked throwing "Bastion" into the names of mountain or mountainside fortresses, myself.

quasi saffron
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Kevins Bastion sounds like a bullyfortress. deercat_derp

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Ashfall Bastion. Hrrr, I think that sounds reasonable.

grand apex
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Lol...yeah...maybe drop the Kevin, hahah.

grand apex
quasi saffron
#

Sewers.
It would have Sewers already.
But also... Lava. Yes.
Can we place both pweeease

eager wolf
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Shorthall is my place's name

grand apex
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Villa de Unmensch for the manor house and Wyrm's Reach for my massive bridge. (All still WIP.....forever.)

fringe obsidian
#

who can i speak to about the creator program?

tacit pivot
#

I wanted to ask a question, after the release of the game in 1.0, will it continue to be updated with new content? Or will everything be complete? Thanks

quasi saffron
#

Nobody knows yet

coral rampart
jovial bramble
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Keen Games, can we please, when chopping wood, have the wood go into our inventory. We would greatly appreciate it very much. It would save a lot of wood from being eaten by the ground. Thank you.

gentle forum
rough ocean
#

@pliant quarry any news on the screenshot contest?

drifting nova
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Hi guys, someone know when the game will be in promotion?
I had seen two promotion until now, but it was 20%..
That's a way to know when the game got a promotion? Like those promotions on steam in 40/50%?
Is not cheap to buy the game here

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I don't know how steam make promotions, e ever thought that is "periodically"

split schooner
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yes it's big, it's heavy, it's wood

elder parrot
alpine dirge
#

is anyone interested in enshrouded.eth domain?

elder parrot
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Crypto? No

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^^

split schooner
#

ew

woeful light
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anyone mine monero on linux here?

split schooner
#

ew

elder parrot
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Ew ^^

woeful light
#

you know whats funny? Lawrence fishburne can totally afford a dentist

dreamy badger
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lol

halcyon abyss
quasi saffron
#

Good morning folks.

quasi saffron
proven compass
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Hello Guys, I returned after Months and noticed, my old Character get deleted, at least i cant find it on Enshrouded Starting screen. Did Chars and Worlds got wiped lately?

proven compass
# split schooner nope, just a you problem

Is there a fix? As I opdened the Game, my 2 Chars was gone and I had to make a new one.
Weird thing is, I still have my old server favorized, when i want to enter an online game with a new Character.

floral helmBOT
#
Enshrouded Server & Character Wipes

As of current writing (6 Febuary 2024) we do not have any plans to force wipes at any time. However, with the Enshrouded being in early access and the fact that a LOT of things will change between now and full release, we cannot guarantee that there may or may not be a major update
that requires old saves to break.

Also being that so much is changing, there is always a chance that an update may break old saves, so we recommend backing up saves regularly that you care about. As this would be something that could be the end of the world for players.

We will do our best to avoid this, and it's not something we're planning intentionally we cannot guarantee this will "never happen" either since there are a lot of unknown variables in the future.

proven compass
# floral helm

Thanks for the reminder. As my old Server-World still is intact, it seems that I am just unlucky, my Old Characters are gone?

proven compass
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Just managed to fix it... I had to disable Steamcloud to get access to my old characters 👍

high nexus
vale tiger
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Is there a possibility tgat ragdoll physics will cone to game later on ?

terse meadow
#

next update when? 😂

strange barn
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maybe the original save file has been moove somewhere esle

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or just steam messing out with the ''cloud'' save

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it happens

quasi saffron
#

Bone roof when?

cunning basin
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bone color or look like bones?

quasi saffron
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Why not both

elder parrot
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Bones. Gwrah ^^

cunning basin
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bone shingles and whole bones lined up in a row would be cool roof types

split schooner
quasi saffron
#

I guess I started here something

split schooner
quasi saffron
#

But nooo.
I've got no time. Need to rebuild. deercat_derp

split schooner
old laurel
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Is there still a server around that has all of the materials available?

sick mist
#

OK, does anyone know why, since the update, my quests keep getting reset? I kinda found it funny that the Queen's Tomb quest reset like I had never done it, but now all my ancient spire quests are reset and I can't even see them on the map anymore. I went to one and it marked it, but now I have to REPEAT IT. This is absolute BS, this game has become buggy to the point of unplayability. The devs better give me back my access to those spires today, or I might just quit and demand a refund. I have 300 hours in the game, but won't abide this kind of random bugginess.

tame seal
# sick mist OK, does anyone know why, since the update, my quests keep getting reset? I kin...

Making demands is not going to work. Making demands on a weekend is a waste of your own time. If you actually want potential help with your problems may i suggest taking it to https://discord.com/channels/1046840540550942720/1060216335684087878 removing all the threats of what you'll do if you don't get help and ask nicely in that channel (For the people that help are using their own free time and are nothing directly affiliate with the company, just fans like you.) And you may find you'll get a step in the direction you'd like.

sick mist
tame seal
sick mist
lethal rune
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or is it that you did the quests before the update? and now after the update they are reset?

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is this a solo world or a server?

lethal rune
viral scarab
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Thats not really a very good strategy to make sure a bug gets fixed. There are bound to be bugs in Early Access as they upgrade core systems like the quests, thats the nature of early access. So far, Keen has been very responsive with fixes and improvements.

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Pressing F1 in game to report bugs is the best way to make sure they see it. Just try and provide all the information you can there so they can have the easiest time diagnose what the root issue is.

lethal rune
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yeah and most people that help in here, typically help by giving players a work around solution... and they are community volunteers who don't actually represent keen or it's staff. just people who decided they want to help basically. so they have their own lives and might not be responsive right away either.

viral scarab
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The featureupvote site is for feature suggestions not bugs, so adding it there wont help (it will get deleted)

lethal rune
# sick mist OK, does anyone know why, since the update, my quests keep getting reset? I kin...

only thing i can think of is it has to do with the new personal quest progression system which you can activate or deactivate.. but basically you might need to repeat some quests that in the past were completed with a group? it's a bit annoying to redo quests, but if you only have to redo them once and then it sticks, it's at least only a hiccup rather than a persistent bug... it would absolutely suck if you have to keep redoing a quest... but my guess is once you do these 1 more time, you'll have them forever now.

zinc rivet
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It actually happened to me as well - i got the Queen's tomb quest reactivated. But I just thought 'Oh cool - a reason to go back to that area again'.

nova river
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IDK mines been done a while and still completed....

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but can we put suggestions anywhere...i need a clock for in game time. I'm sick of guessing

floral helmBOT
#
Official Enshrouded Feature Suggestions

What is Feature Upvote?

  • It is a site where players can make suggestions for the game and upvote other suggestions for a chance to get them implemented.
  • Please search for your suggestion before submitting to avoid duplicates.

Suggestions may be open/closed at any time to review backlogs.

  • Upvote suggestions you like to increase their chances of being implemented.

Enshrouded Feature Upvote: Click Here

tame seal
nova river
#

it is there and I see plans for more angular blocks and such which is great because living in boxes is boring... ❤️ Although this game makes me redo my house at least weekly because of new blocks discovered already

quasi saffron
#

Everyone good in here? deercat_cozy

dry halo
#

Define good

quasi saffron
#

Good as in feeling well. deercat_sadthumbs

zinc rivet
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Not the kind that gets you christmas presents then.

quasi saffron
#

Aren't we all a little cheeky from time to time? fell_giga

elder parrot
#

Not me and my vukahs, we holy goodness incarnate! ^^

cunning basin
#

what does the vukah blessing do?

indigo nacelle
#

Whats up all?

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Today at work was friggin awful (i work food service) and I cannot wait to grind out some levels and have a drink. Whats eeryone gettinginto tonight?

indigo nacelle
#

I have a magical pile of laundry here that NEVER ends

quasi saffron
wintry musk
#

guys i am feeling stupid

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has anyone unlocked sage boots?

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last piece of armor i am missing for the set but it does not unlock

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4th time making a world

tame seal
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It's a bug and it is known.

wintry musk
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so i am not stupid? T_T

lethal rune
tame seal
#

I cannot safely answer that, but i can say you're not imagining not being able to make the boots.

lethal rune
#

that was a joke

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lol

wintry musk
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thank god T_T

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ty man XD

wintry musk
lethal rune
#

the mages all going barefoot rn

tame seal
#

If you want them before they fix the bug, you can always try a resource world if you're so inclined. ^^

dreamy badger
#

So when they get fishing into the game .....I am in hopes to inviting some players to go fishing . Gonaa bring my Fly rod and spinning gear for the creeks and streams. Hopfully find a good hidden spot on the map no one else will find . Can not wait to go!

indigo nacelle
#

can someone remind me where to get shroud spores?

noble anchor
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Kill Shroud mobs.

indigo nacelle
#

ty.

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ok so i meant shroud core. lol. Where dey at doh?

eager wolf
#

bosses! I think! I have one, and I think I got it from killing the Brute guy

indigo nacelle
#

I found out you can also craft them at at the alchemist

slow willow
#

does anyone know why I might be getting a bug where in "Claim A Spot For Your Base" I can build a flame altar, but the part where it says speak to the flame, speaking to the flame is doing nothing

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I can just commune with it, it doesn't trigger any dialogue

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nvm I went in a different game and completed it

indigo nacelle
#

Is there a way to clear an area of the shroud? Like say partof my base is in the shroud. Any way to clear it out?

frosty kernel
#

I miss playing this game. I hope it comes to consoles soon.

gentle forum
frosty kernel
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Yeah I figured my computer died so I can't play it anymore rip lol

quasi saffron
#

Good Morning. deercat_derp
34°C it will be today.
Was nice to knew you guys. fell_cry

prisma frost
#

morning my lord

wintry beacon
#

Good day Mentors & Menteesfell_love

quasi saffron
#

We, from the dark side, greet you. fell_giga

subtle prawn
quasi saffron
#

Funeral when?

subtle prawn
#

Never

quasi saffron
#

Funny.
Because I took off for next week Gamescom visit & Keens Party, I also have now free when the Expansion for WoW drops.
Masterful planning.

gentle forum
#

What if the Enshrouded update drops same time as wow expac?

quasi saffron
#

I think that WoW would win for awhile

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At least for a month or so

gentle forum
#

Interesting, well I'm gonna head back into the shadows. ✌🏻

quasi saffron
#

He's brewing.

quasi saffron
#

We need an eyepatch. 🏴‍☠️

quiet geyser
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Cause Blizzard this time limited as much as we can do

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so people will be busy for couple of weeks there

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First week we are only having Normal dungeons and dvelvs till Lv 3! No weekly no proffesion progress
Sencond week we are getting heroic Dungeons
Week 3 we are getting NOrmal raids/ HC raids

quasi saffron
#

And don't forget its the first season.
Somehow that's every time the hardest one for all.

quiet geyser
#

cause stats are the lowest

raw kelp
#

It'd be super cool if we had stats at all

quiet geyser
quasi saffron
#

Not to say that some side activitys actually have become very stale, for instance pet battle

quiet geyser
#

i mean those events are gonna be always active and wow to be wow there is always gonna be players around who missed it in DF and still wanna finish it

quasi saffron
#

Next thing is, while Stats are the lowest, that doesn't mean it has to be a very challenging season at all. I'd wish they'd reverse the cycle and just make later seasons harder than the starter one. Because some of my guild members even struggle to equip themselves properly etc.
And they don't like being stuck more than reasonable on equipping
(The reason why we almost entirely skipped S4, we killed all bosses heroic and were done for)

quasi saffron
quiet geyser
#

also since everything is warbound xD you can get archeology event done in day in half

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3k rep per char + 5k things for mog xD

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and you can now send that currancy all over your chars

quasi saffron
#

Y'know.
Too new of a feature to professionally abuse it. deercat_derp

quasi saffron
#

This Storm Essence isn't an currency you also get anywhere else sadly.

#

And is bound to inventory and character.

quiet geyser
#

yea i know just saying i'm really exited for it

elder parrot
#

You people and your warm lands.
Will be 22c here today and its enough to melt me ^^

#

Also good semi-morning erryone ^^

quasi saffron
#

Pushes Ellis in the sun for 34°C.

hardy kindle
#

Morning

elder parrot
#

Morning Froggie 🌻

#

!price
!rake

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^^

quasi saffron
#

!coins

elder parrot
#

Thats banned ^^

quasi saffron
#

I become the Freax.

elder parrot
#

The debates about enshroudeds ea price and wether or not it would cost as 'palworld' or more was crazy times here tho ^^

quasi saffron
#

I don't even know how much Pallyworld costs

elder parrot
#

Was too fun how they decreased 0.1 each day while people ranted ^^

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Dunno if you were lurking here during then ^^

quasi saffron
#

I pester this Discord already since a year on a steadily rate.
And I won't go until I finally have what I demand.
Well, other than having a great game from Keen which I'm sure they'll deliver by now deercat_cozy.

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Base Raids (in whatever sort, or more "enemies that happen to show up near your base")
And coins for decoration in pile, stack and chests. Cub_yes

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If that has found it's way into the game I'll be occupied for a long time. deercat_derp

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About base raids...
I get more raided by roaming Rabbids and Goats than actual enemies. fell_cry

hardy kindle
#

I had a fogger attack me through my window, not a fan

quasi saffron
#

I forgot the bees that aggressively show up since the last update

signal ocean
#

good morning gang

elder parrot
#

Almost-mornin' ^^

signal ocean
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yeah I mean I was uuuh busy it's the week before Gamescom and things are hectic as hell deercat_derp

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maybe frantic rather than hectic

split schooner
#

oh no. It's 4AM I should go to bed soon.

quasi saffron
#

I wonder who he is justifying himself to. deercat_derp

signal ocean
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myself

signal ocean
split schooner
quasi saffron
vapid canopy
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morning Cub and Frog!

signal ocean
split schooner
signal ocean
vapid canopy
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any cool announcements for enshrouded at gamescom?

gentle forum
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enshrouded will be at gamescom

signal ocean
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only way to know is being there

quiet geyser
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mhm ..

hardy rune
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anybody got an ice wand they dont need?

split schooner
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I have lots of things I don't need

hardy rune
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Im level 13

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anything you want to share??

split schooner
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All my extra stuff is lvl 25

quasi saffron
split schooner
hardy rune
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you got extra runes by any chance?

split schooner
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I have no idea

hardy rune
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can I join your world?

split schooner
hardy rune
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for sure, no worries on that end

split schooner
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let me see if I can find anything. My storage build is a mess.

hardy rune
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sweet. many thanks friend

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sent you server info if you can find anything. Again, thanks very much

split schooner
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I need bigger explosives for terraforming.

vapid canopy
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So you want a class-M level explosion? class-M meaning Megumin

quasi saffron
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Poor Kazuma.
He'll be responsible for that again.

carmine scroll
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i know it wont happen but id love bigger building blocks for terrain.

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like a big cube or a bigger square.

split schooner
vapid canopy
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reference to the anime konosuba

split schooner
quiet geyser
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Dead chat 😄

quasi saffron
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Moo. Dead game. deercat_derp 😂

strange barn
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wait what ?

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I'm so unalive then

vapid canopy
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You're a lich Harry!

signal ocean
quasi saffron
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You mean more prepared for dinner, right? fell_giga

signal ocean
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what

quasi saffron
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Put what I've said into the translator it says "I got fish".

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And somehow this color reminds me of flesh.

raw wave
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afternoon

swift lynx
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Does anyone know if there's a roadmap flying around with crossouts for the items that have already been delivered? I just came back to this game after launch and I'm curious to see what's been delivered but also what else to expect soon 🙏🏻

graceful fjord
swift lynx
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From the roadmap, the main thing I'm really looking forward to is signs 😄

graceful fjord
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I'm looking forward to naming my storage chests....I swear I run around my base like a goose...

quasi saffron
graceful fjord
quasi saffron
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Whacka whacka heya hey.

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We pickaxing here uh...

strange barn
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Van on his best day

quasi saffron
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Tbh it was a pretty good work shift.
I was done an hour earlier
Despite in my melting zone.

strange barn
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Your melting zone ? Are you talking about the fact that there is literally fire outside all over western europe right now ?

quasi crane
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can anyone else agree that the game looks better with FSR2 enabled

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rather than FXAA or none at all

quasi saffron
quasi crane
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i mean the anti aliasing

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its amd's upscaling method

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if you have a NVIDIA card, for you it would be DLSS

quasi saffron
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Yes must be the DLSS difficulty for me.

quasi crane
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dont you mean anti-aliasing graphic setting

quasi saffron
# quasi crane ...Difficulty?

Sorry. You must've missed who I am. I'm just the local troll that just misunderstoods and has no technical knowledge at all. deercat_derp

pine fox
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im new to the game, and i dont know where to build yet. i noticed the flame alters are fast travable, can i just smack them around everywhere to fast travel?

tame seal
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You can but there is a current limit of 8 at max lvl.

pine fox
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gotcha

quasi saffron
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And there may be some places where you cannot build for example near the borders, mountains and castles of the ancients or some dungeons.

elder parrot
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Time to cook some spääätze ^^ and then make an ellis-dish out of it

quasi saffron
elder parrot
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There are not ewoks and ofc they wont cook me,
You wish so hard for it, but ive been telling you humans taste bad! ^^

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Humans put yucky stuff in their bodies, no vukahs want to eat that ^^

quasi saffron
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I'm only made out of noodles, regret and sorrow.

elder parrot
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Probably more like alcohol, medicines and coins ^^

quasi saffron
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Ewww.
Well, except for the last point. This will be eaten up by my pockets.

elder parrot
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I taste too much nicotine and tobacoo ^^

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Meh! ^^

raw kelp
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I should quit but I like the taste of destroying my throat - it's surprisingly beguiling

elder parrot
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Its too ingrained in my placebo-calm habits. So ive not dared try quit yet either

raw kelp
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Even the act of rolling a cigarette is an entertaining habit. They've got me good

elder parrot
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Its marginally better i calm myself with smokes then uhm cocaine or something (my exaggersted excuse when pushed) ^^

raw kelp
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I can't imagine finding cocaine relaxing 😛

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Although in a way I suppose it is, but that's why I'm certain I have ADHD

elder parrot
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I used to handroll with rizzlas. But ive become lazy and carton-buying ^^

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Mebbe cocaine wasnt the best example lol

raw kelp
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I'm too poor to buy the tailor-made ones unless I'm feeling like treating myself to the bougie life

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A packet of 20 cigarettes in England is £18

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You could get 4 adult McDonald's meals for that, or 5,000 Freddo bars

elder parrot
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Ive counted and even loose tobacoo doesnt save as much monnies as they used to, theyve the same taxes

subtle prawn
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Interesting topic 👀

raw kelp
elder parrot
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A pack of smokies are like 7$/euros here, lazy counted as /10 vs SEK/krona

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Well they increase cost by 2-3 kr ech year to combat smoking, so you better hurry

raw kelp
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btw I just realised that you're Cake and I'm Biscuit, meaning that I get taxed but you don't

elder parrot
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Lol! ^^

elder parrot
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Time to put the spätzle in the pot ^^

gentle forum
raw kelp
gentle forum
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Use your hands if you have to

elder parrot
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But its nommy, its weird german thick egg-pastalike?

raw kelp
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As a British person, the only foods I find acceptable are beans and potatoes

elder parrot
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It needs to boil for 12 mins, so yall better not make me forget time! ^^

subtle prawn
elder parrot
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Bri'ish and their foods ^^

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Sure! ^^

gentle forum
elder parrot
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Its like pasta but thicker, eggier

raw kelp
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Isn't koos koos basically rice?

elder parrot
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Kinda yeah

quasi saffron
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Mmm spätzle

elder parrot
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I found spätzle the other week, never had it before then ^^ they very nommy

raw kelp
subtle prawn
elder parrot
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No räkor for you then ^^

raw kelp
raw kelp
quasi saffron
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holo-ndaise

elder parrot
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You dont even speak 'the queens english' anymore mike, youve that sort of king now ^^

quasi saffron
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Wait.
We NEED Hollow'n-daise

raw kelp
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Suck it King Charles. I'm the real King 😎

elder parrot
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BollocksNice, that is the new word now ^^

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Some bollocksnice pasta ^^

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Wait what was my cooking start time? Aaah

raw kelp
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12 minutes ago... maybe

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Better check

elder parrot
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Oki 17.27

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Phew

raw kelp
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Don't burn my dinner

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I want to try the food that I cannot pronounce

elder parrot
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Lol, pasta seldomly burns, but i want it chewy deffo

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AlChewy ^^

raw kelp
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I once knew somebody who burned halloumi of all things

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One of the hardest meals to get wrong... but she did!

elder parrot
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I guess humans CAN accomplish anything ofc ^^

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.39

raw kelp
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That's a very optimistic take

quasi saffron
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Pizza rolls with ham and alioli, with pasta Bolognese.

elder parrot
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Thats when imma stop cooking them. .39

raw kelp
elder parrot
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I will ellis'ify the spätzle when they done also tho

gentle forum
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I once failed boiling water.

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Finnish grandmother thingie that ive 'evolved'

raw kelp
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Did you use milk by mistake?

gentle forum
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I forgot I was boiling water and went to do something else

raw kelp
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In fairness then, you succeeded in boiling water

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technically

quasi saffron
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When he came back it was all gone already

pliant quarry
elder parrot
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I will have loose milk in them later.
Its _not_stewed, but loose milk to have them swim in a bit.

Thats sooo much nommier. Then garlic powder and heinz ketchup on ^^

raw kelp
raw kelp
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I'm reading your sentences in the "I'm a woman in an advert on TV talking about food" voice

elder parrot
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Its my fave dish, loose/runny milk with macaronies - only i use spätzle this time

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The garlic and heinz will contrast to it sooo good

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Well my fave simple no-nonsense dish ^^

quasi saffron
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Tortel line in cream sauce. My weak spot.

raw kelp
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Loose... runny milk clutching the smooth noodle-dish. A few dashes of salt and a creamy mixture adorn the meal. Buy now for £3.99

elder parrot
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Order now and a friendly vukah will deliver it to your door gwrah!

raw kelp
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I've never met a friendly vukah - I guess I'm not cool enough

quasi saffron
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I'll glaze your vukah in honey.

elder parrot
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Also 3.99 sounds like a dreamy pre-inflation price sadly

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Can make it 5.99 at the cheapest ^^

raw kelp
elder parrot
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Tiiiime

quasi saffron
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Hey.
Normally I'm the one hungry in here.

raw kelp
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We don't really have public services anymore

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Also, Scandinavia has to pay an indiscretion fee for the fact their landmass looks like a giant you know what

elder parrot
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Im pretty unsure how sek stands against euro, pound or dollar anymore,
I started just divide by 10 some years ago cus im not friend with maths

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So my estimation might be off ^^

raw kelp
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The British pound is roughly equal to the Euro

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It used to be about 1.5 Euros before our economy died and then we left the EU and got Liz Truss so it died even more

elder parrot
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Which is something to the SEK ^^

raw kelp
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Surprised Sweden hasn't joined the Eurozone yet

elder parrot
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Oh its time 14ish now

raw kelp
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I just Googled and £4 is roughly 53.80 SEK, so dividing by 10 is roughly right

elder parrot
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Oki 5.9 pounds is similar to a normal like pizza or kebab meal here

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Atm

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About 80 kr

raw kelp
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Have you ever seen the aurora borealis?

elder parrot
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Sadly not would need to more up north then i am currently ^^

raw kelp
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Not even with the big geomagnetic storm a few months ago? That's sad. I've never seen them either but it's one of the reasons I'd like to visit Scandinavia or Iceland

elder parrot
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In swedish we call it 'norrsken' which means 'NorthenShimmer' kinda ^^

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I heard there was some days it might have shown more allower but i didnt go out of my way sadly

raw kelp
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And by going out of your way you mean going outside? 😛

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In fairness, outside is a scary place

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There be dragons

elder parrot
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Lol! I DO bike to my forestlake to socialize with the ducks/mallards?

raw kelp
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Ducks are cool. They're also very tasty in pancakes

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Don't tell them I said that

elder parrot
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Gwrah!

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I actually decided to avoid eating ducks,
Cus ive befriended them alot down there.
I named one Dorbsie (mix of dork and adorable) ^^

raw kelp
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Reminds me of my crush on a TV show called Dobbie

elder parrot
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Then one day, i realized i had just eaten quick noodles with duck powder...

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And my essex bitc...friend, she took the chance to tease me that i had basically eaten Dorbsie =/

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Gwrah!

raw kelp
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Your friend from Essex?

elder parrot
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Yeah ^^

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Im partly angolophillic, so i note where bri'ish people come from and nerd on your accents ^^

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... ^^

raw kelp
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haha, awesome

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I gotta admit, I'm from here and I also like our accents

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Nothing cuter than a woman reading in a middle-class English accent

elder parrot
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My fave is a crazy mix from the tv series 'the misfits', kelly in that series.
I wish i could slag it of like her ^^

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So i want a ghetto-chav accent lol

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Opposite of posh ^^

raw kelp
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hahaha, fair enough

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I've seen Misfits but not all of it

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Personally, I'm less a fan of that accent. I'm more into the David Attenborough style

elder parrot
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'Twas a grand series indeed.

raw kelp
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Now I understand why you say "innit"

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INNIT BRUV U GETIN LARY???

elder parrot
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Wha? Ere nuthing wrong with dat accent bruv! U looking for a problem mate? ^^

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^^

raw kelp
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I'll blaps u gd m8. Mi m8 over ere gon get u

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Somehow, the apostophe on "I'll" there feels wrong for that accent but I couldn't not be at least slightly correct grammatically

elder parrot
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...oops

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I was too bri'ish and the bot stopped me =/

raw kelp
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Hahaha. Did you swear?

elder parrot
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Tosser

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Gobshite

raw kelp
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Cockwomble

gentle forum
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Relax, please.

timid breach
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ehm guys what's going on here? 😄

elder parrot
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Ah it was the wan... er. Word ^^

raw kelp
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British slang

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Our slang is so harmless that it becomes kinda cute

timid breach
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let's all keep it clean though please shall we? 😅

raw kelp
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Sorry 😄