the-tavern

[silk wave]

this game sure drops a lot of endless life resources

[lethal rune]

@viral scarab whats with that nitro promo code

[signal cobalt]

thanks for the head's up, I just deleted the message just in case and took a screenshot

[lethal rune]

yeah i can't tell if it's legit or not 😄

but i didn't click it

i too paranoid

[signal cobalt]

it had the same URL, too.

[lethal rune]

ahh yeah, it legitimately seemed official to me but i tell myself 'i don't need nitro forget it' sad though that it might fool people

[lethal rune]

oh so they spoofed the link somehow?

to make it initially appear legit

but it redirects somewhere sketchy

[signal cobalt]

Yes, I just looked at discord's website and their nitro page and promotions doesn't have the word "billing" in it at all.

[wise grail]

I got one that was a rick roll

[signal cobalt]

scan your PC anyway

[lethal rune]

lucky that's all it was

[wise grail]

I got a new one

It was 4 years ago

[lethal rune]

oh, i was going crazier than just adding /billing/ i thought they did something like it initially appears as www.google.com, but when you click it, it takes you to www.somethingsketchyyoujustdownloadedavirus.net or something, so actually spoofing how the link appears to users, using code or something. but i guess they can't do that yet.

though i mean tiny url sort of spoofs urls

[signal cobalt]

some links will have them access your discord account, and while they may not be able to edit your information, it has a discord link that gives an authorization to be online in your account. It's tough to explain it.

I know some people will buy a URL and use it to look like a login page for another website. If you enter your username and password on their website, you are giving your info to them in plain text. If the login is successful, it'll forward you to the real discord website, making your believe you are logging into the real discord page.

I've had a text saying my bank account had suspicious activity and a link. The back of my credit card has the real URL for my bank, so I saw it was a clue that it was phishing.

[ionic hemlock]

I have a troll account I use for those type of people it just opens up to a single rick roll meme.

[quasi saffron]

Good morning.

[lunar sluice]

someone trynna like

buy me the game ❤️

[prisma frost]

guten morgen

[ionic hemlock]

I will but its a $29.99 processing fee first.

[lunar sluice]

uhm

uh

hmm

ill pay u after

😉

[quasi saffron]

Sounds like scam.

[ionic hemlock]

Processing fee must be paid first.

[quasi saffron]

I know it. I'd do it like that myself.

Anyway. I'll buy one copy and fed it to my dog

[lunar sluice]

nuh uh

[quasi saffron]

20% discount needs to be used.

[lunar sluice]

discount?

now we talkin

[ionic hemlock]

If you have a complaint with my operating procedure, feel free to call support at [phone].

[prisma frost]

the 20% discount was just expired, i think

u tryna rick roll me, sir gorbnark?

[ionic hemlock]

...... no 🥸

[quasi saffron]

You got already rick rolled starting this conversation. We'll never let you down...

[ionic hemlock]

low key good song

[quiet geyser]

moral dilemma! I have a huge stone tower -like 4 stories of like 10 by 10 on all levels. Should I bother with a fancy roof? or just box it in with a level roof?

[lunar sluice]

no clue what that means

maybe if u buy me the game ill understand ❤️

[ionic hemlock]

biggest pyramid roof possible

[thick yoke]

So, can we lock boxes now? lol

[narrow gust]

P

[quasi saffron]

I wonder what they cooked up for today. Our beloved CMs.

[urban grotto]

The next big major update coming up is at june ?

[signal ocean]

good morning gang

[graceful barn]

Morning CUB...

[signal ocean]

what's happening

[signal ocean]

you'll love it

[graceful barn]

Nothing much... Contemplating whether I should work today, or finish my new build... Could still go either way... You?

[quasi saffron]

Promise, tease or fun made of me.

Primoris made fun of me yesterday at least.
He posted me an E-Coin.

[signal ocean]

"yes"

[signal ocean]

well tuesday is tiktok day so there's that to look forward

[graceful barn]

Oh yeah... Well, suppose I might as well build until then...

[quasi saffron]

Thursday is Screenshot day.
But what is it on wednesday

[signal ocean]

it's traditionally also tiktok day

[quasi saffron]

Some love for YouTube is needed

[graceful barn]

They do post to youtube too - Tiktok Tuesday just sounds better than Youtube Tuesday 😂

[vocal elm]

Good Morning CUB and all other little and not so little flames!

[quasi saffron]

I'm pretty mid flame.

[hardy kindle]

Good Morning!

[quasi saffron]

Good morning amphibian.
How's the pond?

[vocal elm]

You are also welcome! 😄

[hardy kindle]

moist

[quasi saffron]

Only the best charcoal for royal flames

[vocal elm]

With golden sprinkles, I get it! 😄

[ionic hemlock]

@hardy kindle Hope you're a fast swimmer, I let some red tail catfish into the pond, and they're hungry.

[quasi saffron]

Golden is next to purple my favorite color.
And yellow.
Sometimes blue.
Or orange like Legendarys.
Legendaggies. The new nuggies from Enshrouded.

[hardy kindle]

how nice of you

[ionic hemlock]

Blue is the superior color.

[quasi saffron]

Why not a shark while we're at it

[ionic hemlock]

Sharks dont do well in fresh water, esp ponds.

[quasi saffron]

Just throw in a bit of salt

[vocal elm]

I was told there are even Whales in lake Michigan, so why not sharks? g

[ionic hemlock]

Yeah.... its a bit more complicated then that.

[quasi saffron]

The most bloodthirsty sharks in here are the trolls.
I thirst for engagement metrics.
Wait. No. That was CUB. Sorry.

[quasi saffron]

How about piranhas?

[ionic hemlock]

Ok.... thats possible.

[urban grotto]

The next big major update coming up is at june ?

[signal ocean]

ye

[quasi saffron]

Sometimes maybe maybe but June it'll be

[ionic hemlock]

Its tomorrow.

[urban grotto]

for real ? :3

[signal ocean]

damn he found out

[urban grotto]

I know I cannot suggest anymore or actually Affect anything, but just wondering, have you guys thought about ''double boss'', like, twins boss (like godskin for example) or something cool, flying boss, etc?

[gentle forum]

https://c.tenor.com/mHTQ9ak5a2UAAAAM/goodbye-pepe.gif

[signal ocean]

you can totally absolutely suggest

hit up https://enshrouded.featureupvote.com/

[quasi saffron]

Well it's not hard If that's the case CUB.
You regulary tease twice before update.

[urban grotto]

yeah... but i guess i will get 10 votes max 😄

[signal ocean]

we've even reopened suggestions (but they need to be validated)

ten votes better than zero votes

[urban grotto]

lel

[quasi saffron]

Still a 1 more

Well. If it's soon: Good for them. If it's the end of the month, good for me, birthday time.
Can only win

[urban grotto]

Do you know whats planned for the closest update?

[golden crystal]

Do it! I would love to see something like that. Like Hansgar and Franzok from wow.

[urban grotto]

Done. can i send the link in here?

[golden crystal]

Do it! Worst can happen is CUB deleting it. ^^

[urban grotto]

Ok.
https://enshrouded.featureupvote.com/suggestions/558577/add-double-boss-like-twins-like-godskin-in-elden-ring-for-example-or-flying-boss

[golden crystal]

Not found, is awaiting moderation.

[urban grotto]

Ok

[quasi saffron]

I could tell you.
||New things. New biome. But everything they tease in #news .||

[urban grotto]

thx

[quasi saffron]

I actually really liked those two though

[signal ocean]

approved suggestion, it's now public

[quasi saffron]

Am I a approved user and also been made public?

[dreamy moon]

morning all

[quasi saffron]

I've got my bad joke time.

[dreamy moon]

I'm guessing there's still no text chat yet for the game?

[dry otter]

Instead of text chat, I'd love to see "emotes wheel" making character perform actions, gestures and display predefined texts.

[quasi saffron]

Not yet no.
My friends and me established a mix of grunts and weapon draw codes to understand what we want from each other

[dry otter]

Who needs to text other people in game anyway. Game is for gaming :P

[dreamy moon]

I do xD

I wouldn't even mind If there was an emote wheel

[dry otter]

Jumping like mad, slashing air with weapons, teabagging various plants and fallen enemies is internationally understandable language.

[dreamy moon]

I'm sorry, I laughed way to hard at "teabagging various plants"

[dry otter]

For some reason I had alot of fun with some random two people on random multiplayer server. Just jumped into it and we went cutting wood, defeat the big guy at elixir well and built some crude house. The guy even made the head trophy thing!

chop-chop-chop with an axe and jumping few times means "we go woodcutting". Slash-slash-slash and jumping means we go fighting. Jumping around and sitting with hammer, means "we build" (iI guess). Simple as that :D

[urban grotto]

@golden crystal

[true belfry]

how do i upgrade weapons to get those heart things\

[golden crystal]

Im_doing_my_part.gif !

[vocal elm]

You mean those icons?

For an upgrade visit the blacksmith, and for those Icon go into your settings. This is just something to look nice and has no additional value.

[golden crystal]

You can dismantle old weapons to get coins. With the coins in your bag you go to any NPC and change to the Upgrade Weapon, in the Top right you see the words, click on it. there you can upgrade the weapon. The coins also drop from some enemies.

[true belfry]

just realised so sad now haha

[vapid canopy]

what you're forgetting is Frog is armed. those catfish are probably sushi now.

[quasi saffron]

Still a shark and Piranhas left

[ionic hemlock]

You dont wanna make catfish sushi.......

[quasi saffron]

The Sushi that eats itself

[vapid canopy]

🤢 hehe i wouldn't. catfish is just gross anyhow

[ionic hemlock]

catfish is delicious

little lemon, paprika, salt/pepper, parsley, basil, some butter.... fried up.... its delicious. 🧑‍🍳

[rich escarp]

Do you think the update will pop just after the festival? 🙂

[quasi saffron]

Not immediately I guess.
But maybe it helps to listen closely to our blue friends.

[gentle forum]

6 hrs until i get to play destiny 2 👀

build a river through sweden!

boat access + job opportunities. world government, hire me.

[ionic hemlock]

You just divided sweden lol. I would love to visit Sw and En someday

[gentle forum]

where's ellis. i need their input

[ionic hemlock]

probably by a lake

[gentle forum]

or a river, if my idea were real!

[snow plaza]

You called?

[quasi saffron]

You only destroyed a couple citys and killed people by drowning them Prim. Couldn't have done it better

[ionic hemlock]

isnt Sweden like 70% forest? Did he really kill anyone lol

[quasi saffron]

They just want you to believe in that. While they hide in forest.

Cannot wait to get home today... Still not done being sick fully but work doesn't do itself

[gentle forum]

Are Swedish people elves?

[subtle prawn]

yes

[gentle forum]

interesting

[quasi saffron]

Pointy ears

[wraith vault]

hello, did we have a date for the next update ?

[subtle prawn]

no

[gentle forum]

I'd wait to see what's said today/tomorrow. Usually when we get information.

[quasi saffron]

"After that much demand for a new update we decided to push it further back to ensure everyone is grateful for it to happen."

[gentle forum]

I'm sure everyone will enjoy the update

Lots to do, and explore

[quasi saffron]

Enswamped

I wonder what CUB thinks I'll love.
If it is what I believe it is, I'll need alot energy for 4/5 PM.

[deft pulsar]

SWEN

[quasi saffron]

SWAN would've sound more nice

[hardy kindle]

only because you said it

[quasi saffron]

N... No. Don't make me the one who did it.

[bitter cliff]

text chat is ancient advanced technology in 2024

[ionic hemlock]

Chatting in general is ancient..... if the game hasnt added telepathy yet, its not worth playing.

[quasi saffron]

Pfff. I want my mind being projected into the Air with 16k

[ionic hemlock]

I think darpa is working on that.

[dreamy moon]

I only asked, because I asked about it almost 3 months ago, I can't physically speak so it kinda limits how I can communicate in-game

[carmine scroll]

sadly not yet. its a home made engine so it will be more difficult to do so but i think they plan to eventually.

[hardy kindle]

too late

[quasi saffron]

Now i do not only steal your electricity... No. I steal patches also. I have evolved.

[twilit swift]

also have a marker saying location above. when i go up top, it still says location above where there is nothing

[strong summit]

Is "The Exiled" BANISHMENT, lore page broken for anyone else? After reading/collecting it, it wasn't added to my journal/lore collection. I reported it using the bug report thing.

The red glow disappeared after reading it too.

[severe bloom]

Does anyone have a general idea on when that swamp update is coming out?

[quasi saffron]

At the international day of the swamp.

[ionic hemlock]

Whenever Shrek gets off his lazy butt

[tame seal]

There's a swamp?!

[pliant quarry]

watch #socials-feed for the next like... hour or two

[tame seal]

Are you promising entertainment for the next hour or two? o.O

[gentle forum]

https://tenor.com/view/kable-kontent-trentkable-toast-toasted-gif-12336915

[lethal rune]

i've been staring at social feed for 5 minutes now i hope i get a reward for doing this for 2 hours

[gentle forum]

Could be a big reward

[signal ocean]

[gentle forum]

What if they're giving us food!?

🤤

[tame seal]

I've just eeaten.

[gentle forum]

I haven't

[lethal rune]

i wrote that while staring at other monitor haven't taken my eyes off social feed, and also the same for writing this

[signal ocean]

what if instead of the socials feed channel

you checked our socials feed

sleeper strat

[tame seal]

That requires using eyes though.

[rain laurel]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[tame seal]

But in all honesty, that's earlier than expected, good job lads and ladies!

[lethal rune]

i tried to search for all of keen staff using the keen team emoji

but discord doesn't allow search by emoji or by role

[tame seal]

So now we know it's coming..... give us loyal discordians the notes on it, yes yes?

[signal ocean]

C major

D

F

[tame seal]

Spectacular.

[signal ocean]

lemme google see if it's the chords for any song in particular

[tame seal]

🤣

[fossil parcel]

Already tomorrow! Hype!

[rancid magnet]

Thats great!

[gentle forum]

excited to see all the little gremlins get their hands on the update

[lethal rune]

so what is that meaning, there will be music?

[bright sorrel]

Bard support class pls

[rancid magnet]

That's my guess music, instruments

[gentle forum]

https://tenor.com/view/music-road-to-eldorado-eldorado-lute-gif-4772806

[signal ocean]

nah we just animated the flameborn playing music for kicks and giggles

[lethal rune]

the face

lol

[signal ocean]

literally us Frog Toast and I posting all the things to all the places

[gentle forum]

🎸 🗡️

[tame seal]

I'm curious about that outfit though.

[gentle forum]

Which?

[tame seal]

The female one.

[gentle forum]

This one?

[tame seal]

Aye.

[gentle forum]

ah okay

🤐

[tame seal]

Oh i know you know already 😛

[jagged carbon]

Patchnotes please, I'm dying here 🤣

[gentle forum]

(:

[tame seal]

You've known at least for a few days, probably longer.

[gentle forum]

I think we've had it for a week or so

[tame seal]

That fits ^^

[gentle forum]

I'm most interested in seeing what folks cook up with the new stuff

[tame seal]

Not big on cooking myself.

[gentle forum]

sad

[subtle prawn]

Not before tomorrow :3

[jagged carbon]

😭 gonna be a long day for sure

[subtle prawn]

Gonna be worth it

[safe swan]

Aww! I go check my plot in Palia and you guys post news of update! Aaaahh!

[mystic sleet]

Does anyone know on which time the Update is coming?

[jagged carbon]

Absolutely no doubts on that !

[mystic sleet]

Or does anyone know when the patchnotes are coming?

[jagged carbon]

I'd assume in about 24 hours but I hope I'm wrong 🤣

[mystic sleet]

Wow nice answer 😂😂

[jagged carbon]

Ikr 🤣

[pliant quarry]

Yeah, tomorrow lol. We aren't gonna say an exact time for the sake of not putting unnecessary pressure on the devs

[subtle prawn]

within 24h sounds reasonable enough

[pliant quarry]

Probably around <24ish hours though yeah

[brave talon]

Wish we had a first person viewpoint to be able to use while building.

[lethal rune]

you said an exact time by saying tomorrow, 11:59pm automatically applies when you give a specific day

[gentle forum]

close one eye and squint, easy first person

[lethal rune]

the question is if it's 11:59 pacific, est etc.

[tame seal]

We need a time point to the millisecond Toast or.... else!

[gentle forum]

No being greedy.

[safe swan]

I'm content to know that it's coming tomorrow.

[spring blaze]

Looks like instruments are a lock, and likely a new area, are there any other confirmed additions for the patch tomorrow?

[lethal rune]

now i know of 2 enshrouded devs and 3 PR people, soon i will collect them all

[gentle forum]

daggers

[strong comet]

The update Will break the game?

[noble anchor]

KeenDevmon.

[noble anchor]

No

[subtle prawn]

always xD

[weak wagon]

will the instruments play a preset tune or can i jam on keyboard to make chaos? 😛

[noble anchor]

It will break you.

[tame seal]

What do you mean? of course it will.

[lethal rune]

i looked it up, they dont exist :/

[gentle forum]

I don't think it's been said yet.
(and I won't say, lol)

[lethal rune]

thought you were giving me one

[quasi saffron]

If not, I'll roll my head over the keyboard.

[trim flame]

New to the game, do patches auto restart game progression?

[gentle forum]

Nope.

[quasi saffron]

Also, I knew it. The hints were there.

[tame seal]

No.

[spring blaze]

I've heard they come pre-programmed to only play George Michael songs, but if you can prove you're related to him the devs will lift the restriction

[trim flame]

Ty ty with for answering

[quasi saffron]

Toast and CUB only tease like 2-3 times before update.

[gentle forum]

This upcoming patch is "mid"ish game so you can flow into it as you progress.

[lethal rune]

if you're already end game what happens

[quasi saffron]

While flowing, you can also play a music instrument

[gentle forum]

You just go into it and enjoy yourself

[lethal rune]

you just have less flow? it's all unlocked?

[weak wagon]

if that's the case, i'll just mod them out and replace them with goat noises 😛

[tame seal]

Then you cheese the new content or start a new character yourself.

[lethal rune]

oh but a quest still pops up, and then you go do lower level stuff

[spring blaze]

You're in luck! His 14th studio album consisted entirely of goat noises!

[tame seal]

I would assume so, much like with Hallowed Halls.

[sturdy patio]

Mmmm! Goat noises! ❤️

[tame seal]

I only have educated guesses, no insider info 😄

[pliant quarry]

I also posted the full resolution teaser on reddit go give it updoots and boost me in the aglorithm hehehe https://new.reddit.com/r/Enshrouded/new/

[sturdy patio]

A clickchaser huh? 😄

[pliant quarry]

I work in publishing we have no shame

[sturdy patio]

I clicked it. I want 0.25% revenue now 🙂

[gentle forum]

sticky it

[tame seal]

Toast is all about the clicks.

[pliant quarry]

Doesn't the algorithm not put it on people's front pages as much if you do that

[warm gull]

bog witch era bog witch era

[gentle forum]

idk i just work here, bud

[pliant quarry]

[warm gull]

do u guys even get paid

are u jsut held captive at the office

[pliant quarry]

I used to understand Reddit's algorithms but whatever they're doing now makes no sense to me

puts posts with 0 upvotes at the top of my front page

[lethal rune]

i'd moderate if it was paid job, i don't know why the mods doing it for free, crazy 😛

[gentle forum]

Apparently its a bug and it does affect algo

[pliant quarry]

You could tell me literally anything on reddit was a bug and I'd just automatically believe you, that site is so broken lol

[lethal rune]

reddit itself is a bug, its supposed to be youtube, but the ui is broken so it's just comment section that works

[quasi saffron]

Well then. I'll get my swampagner for tomorrow.

[warm gull]

swamp champagne

swampagne

[sturdy patio]

It's like when you ask Sam Altman how GPT-4 works, and he just shrugs his shoulders and answers: "I don't know"

[pliant quarry]

I used to have a chrome plugin that would turn the youtube comment section into the reddit comment section (assuming the video was posted on a subreddit)

Was like the best of both worlds lol

It broke eventually and made me sad

Now I have to see youtube commenters again

[sturdy patio]

The horror!

[tame seal]

You HAVE to see them?

[quasi saffron]

CUB promised me today something I'd love Toast.

[pliant quarry]

If I ever accidentally scroll down too far on a youtube video it usually ruins my day

[weak wagon]

reddit will probably die for me when they stop supporting old.reddit

[woeful light]

I used to love trolling in yt comments, then smartphones came out and ruined the internet

[pliant quarry]

worst comment sections on the internet goes to YT ⭐

[quasi saffron]

I waxed my eyes and still see nothing.

[tame seal]

Ah, the accidents are sad....

[lethal rune]

it used to be yahoo news

[pliant quarry]

Those wrapped around to being funny again because of how bad they were

[tame seal]

Followed by the twitters.

[gentle forum]

I don't mind them killing off old reddit, but when RES goes away I'll be sad

[lethal rune]

but yahoo disabled their comment section permenantly, since they started looking like a far right wing site from all the comments

lol

[sturdy patio]

You mean this?: #socials-feed message

[gentle forum]

I remember Yahoo answers, god it was a good time.

[hardy kindle]

Right I'm out

[sturdy patio]

Toast do you have any kind of time frame for the patch tomorrow?

[gentle forum]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-cowboy-animated-gif-18078527

[pliant quarry]

when the devs are working

[gentle forum]

bye frog

[sturdy patio]

Haha fair enough.

[gentle forum]

When patch after tomorrow's patch?

[subtle prawn]

so ca 10-18 cest

[quasi saffron]

Bye frog.

[tame seal]

Bye Frog!

[quasi saffron]

And also, bye me.
I'll head to bed. Don't bite the breadcrumps.

[tame seal]

Dream well flameborn.

[safe swan]

And don't let Alden come to your dreams!

[errant quest]

And so after a month of no enshrouded, the grind continues

[tame seal]

From my understanding this is a lvl 15-ish area so no level grinds ^^

[foggy veldt]

the update tomorrow is so unexpected but i love it

[tame seal]

Unexpectedly early, yea 😄

[sturdy patio]

Unexpected? It's been teasted to come out June for like forever 🙂

[warped star]

Anyone have some uplifting words? I’m having a bad day

[foggy veldt]

yes but in the video i watched, they said like end of june

[tame seal]

Yea but most of the time when people specify a month, you can almost guarantee its the latter half, not the former ^^

[foggy veldt]

yes sir

[tame seal]

I don't think any video specified the end?

[foggy veldt]

yes i meant a theory video of a youtuber

[tame seal]

Or should i say... any official video 😄

Ah i see!

[foggy veldt]

but not an official video

👍

[sturdy patio]

I guess you have a good point there, yeah 🙂

[trim flame]

Btw with the trailer for patch dropping today, is there a patch notes/ video.... checked YT for it nothing there

[opal dirge]

Tomorrow

[subtle prawn]

Maybe tomorrow with the update

[opal dirge]

Reading is fundamental

[chrome knoll]

Any hour for update ?

[gentle forum]

Patch notes come with the patch, not before.

[tame seal]

A day isn't enough, need an exact hour? 😄

[subtle prawn]

Can't satisfy everyone

[sturdy patio]

Yes!

Preferrably minutes and seconds too

[forest galleon]

gotta know if calling in sick is worth it XD

[tame seal]

It's a patch, not a brand new game or expansion 😄

[tame seal]

I asked Toast for milliseconds, but he never responded.

[sturdy patio]

Aww

[forest galleon]

I know im just kidding. Though I did skipp hallow halls waiting for more content to dive back in so I will be excitedly going ham.

[sturdy patio]

Can't have it all I suppose 😦 Thanks for trying though!

[tame seal]

Worth a shot.

[sturdy patio]

I can't for the life of me understand how anyone can plan anything if it's not down to millisecond accuracy? 🤔

[tame seal]

How will you fit in that toe nail clipping if everything else isn't planned in?

[sturdy patio]

Exactly!

[pliant quarry]

At least a few of em

[tame seal]

Thanks for the input!

[fresh jungle]

Yay for not working tomorrow 🙌

[sturdy patio]

I'm my own boss so I'll probably just give myself the day off for some obscure reason tomorrow. It'll be fine!

[tame seal]

The advantages of being your own boss.

[gentle forum]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

i may not be long for this world

[tame seal]

R.I.P

[gentle forum]

job i applied for actually said they're interested

i dont wanna work

they even said yes to my outrageous joke comment about what wage i asked for

[fresh jungle]

Lol

[gentle forum]

toast you can work my job for me???

[fresh jungle]

You forgot to ask for a stellar benefit package right?

[gentle forum]

nah its 401k + full benefits

[safe swan]

Are you alright, Prim?

[gentle forum]

no, i may have to work

unbelieveable, why would they do this to me

[pliant quarry]

I'll do the same, I'm sure nobody will mind

not like anything important is happening that they'd need a CM for

[tame seal]

Nah, you're good for the day off.

[gentle forum]

i just offered you to do my job!

[fluid raven]

anyone got any good online server suggestions im brand new

[gentle forum]

Check out #1195389948069675009

[pliant quarry]

Given that we're releasing a big update tomorrow as well, might be worth checking back there again at that time. I imagine people will start new servers to play the new update.

[slim cypress]

Anything eating what's all going to be in the patch? Or is it a surprise

[pliant quarry]

We'll have a fancy trailer as well as a full change log tomorrow

[sturdy patio]

I got my roadmap bingo card ready and primed for the patch notes tomorrow 🙂

[shell heron]

WOOOOOOOO

[prisma frost]

Does new update come with a discount?

[tame seal]

The new update is free.

[past cairn]

any way to get the infos about the update?

[viral scarab]

Just wait a day: #the-tavern message

[tame seal]

Patience.

[gentle forum]

I think there's like 5-6 things from roadmap in this update

[sturdy patio]

Sweet! I'm ready for it 🙂

[gentle forum]

idk havent looked in a while

[somber sun]

I am betting with nothing to wager. Instruments, new biome, daggers, vanity system, new building materials. Just a guess and long shot 😂

[tame seal]

It's a sub biome, so something within the range of the current biomes. Not sure if there'll be any map extention.

[pliant quarry]

The update won't have its own discount, we were just 20% off as part of the Steam survival game sale thingy though (ended yesterday)

[slim cypress]

Bet. Been excited for some new content

[calm vessel]

I hope it lets us name our bases!

[severe bloom]

How long in the past has it been between announcing the update and releasing said update?

[viral scarab]

Well we only have one other major patch to go by, but it was pretty quick for that one too.

[sturdy patio]

Well, it's coming out tomorrow, so pretty fast!

[somber sun]

Maybe a week or so?

[tame seal]

I think when they say 'A patch is coming' it's probably 4 or 5 weeks. If you're asking about when the CM's just say.... yea we think it'll be this or this month then that's not really a time frame to go by ^^

[viral scarab]

Looks like the earliest hint of the new patch in #socials-feed was 05/09, but the first real mention of it was 05/21, so ~2 weeks from real mention to release.

[slim cypress]

🤞 hoping to finally be able to grow kindlewaste flowers

[safe swan]

I thought you can already? With Seedbed.

[sturdy patio]

No you can't. You can grow the Aureolin flower, but not the Kindlewastes flowers.

[safe swan]

But its listed in seedbed anyhow.

[sturdy patio]

You got a screenshot? I don't have them, and I 100%'ed the game.

[safe swan]

Moment, I log in my game.

[brittle iron]

Pretty sure it was added very recently

[sturdy patio]

It's not in any patch since the HH patch in March.

[wary locust]

I don't have them, but my hubby does on his seedbed

[safe swan]

posted on screenshots and art chat

[wary locust]

excited to see update coming tomorrow - just randomly spotted a short on youtube https://youtube.com/shorts/6cq3Np7iKFw?si=ZPy9bR00CQ8JThzt

[gentle forum]

algo doing work

[sturdy patio]

Yeap I saw and replied. Funky!

Right, so now I have a new mission to find that thing before the patch tomorrow! 🙂

Thanks for the info!

[safe swan]

Np. 🙂 Happy hunting.

[sturdy patio]

Thank you

[karmic barn]

Anyone know what time tomorrow the update drops?

Trying to coordinate when to play with my friends

[tame seal]

Simple answer, no.

[subtle prawn]

No information given, it drops when the devs are ready

[severe bloom]

Oh cool I missed the release date news I'll dig into that

[slim cypress]

Nah I was playing the other day, still can't grow em. They changed the name but that's about it

[versed moon]

Is this update the major one we were waiting for?

[subtle prawn]

yeah

[versed moon]

Awesome

Does it have a release time we know the date but not when

[prisma frost]

Any teaser?

[gentle forum]

#socials-feed

[versed moon]

Check socials channel

[prisma frost]

We can play music now?

[subtle prawn]

Just somewhen tomorrow

[versed moon]

I guess! So excited

[sturdy patio]

@slim cypress I found it! Got it now. Go to Rose Shell Burrow, and pick up some Grapple Plant, and/or read the book that's there under the grates!

Thanks @safe swan and others for the info!

[slim cypress]

Lol I guess I've been lazy. I've just been waiting and waiting. Om unlocking it today

[sturdy patio]

Hell yeah 🙂 Good luck

[pliant quarry]

We've had a few teasers, and will have a full trailer releasing tomorrow :)

[prisma frost]

Toastttttttrrttttt

[pliant quarry]

[safe swan]

Aw, that's so cute!

[prisma frost]

I want that emoji

[gentle forum]

[sturdy patio]

That's a very disjointed kind of dude

[gentle forum]

im very angery

[pliant quarry]

angy

[prisma frost]

Toast, what else can you tease about new update?

[subtle prawn]

It's awsome

[pliant quarry]

it has trees

probably other things too

[sturdy patio]

It also has megabytes, lots of them, in download size!

[subtle prawn]

Big huge trees

[pliant quarry]

What did we actually tease publicly already I forget lol

I've been writing patch notes and stuff for the past week so I completely forget the things I actually released and the things I'm going to release tomorrow.

[sturdy patio]

Trees, adventures, and music instruments, that's about it.

[subtle prawn]

daggers, trees, entrance, npc and music instrument

[pliant quarry]

Oh well I know I already teased this one before somewhere so I'll tease it again, there's quite a few new settings and changes to how multiplayer/progression works, which I know a lot of people have been asking for

[sturdy patio]

That's going to be very nice!

[pliant quarry]

I'll even leak a screenshot of some of the patch notes, one sec

Alright there ya go, big spoiler

[subtle prawn]

[sturdy patio]

Whoa! Breaking news everybody!

[tame shoal]

This looks like Lord Farquaad from Shrek but if he was in the Enshrouded universe instead

[pliant quarry]

It's from this meme, if I remember right it's uh... Farquaad, Markiplier... zuckerberg I think? A deep fry filter, and the letter E

2016-2018 was a dark time for internet humor

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lord-marquaad-e the know your meme page doesn't honestly add any more context, that's just what it is

I deleted the image it was giving me anxiety

[misty fractal]

what happend to this game?

they gave up on the roadmap a month after annoucning it

[subtle prawn]

Did they?

[vapid canopy]

Hello Toast! i hope you, the devs, and the other CMs are well. I can't wait for tomorrows update.

[misty fractal]

feels like it with no updates and community silence for months

[sturdy patio]

New update tomorrow though!

[tame shoal]

I've seen a pretty non silent community here but maybe I'm just late to the party

[subtle prawn]

Idk in what world you're living, CMs are communicating daily and we got updates

[misty fractal]

we got one update

back in april

im just saying going from 100k players daily to less then 10k you did something wrong

[sturdy patio]

There's actually been 5 updates since March 26'th

[quasi saffron]

Player count doesn't matter for a non-open-world game.

[subtle prawn]

So every non live service game is doing somethingf wrong? That's just people playing and then doing something else

[sturdy patio]

Next big update is tomorrow.

[misty fractal]

5 updates no patch noteS?

[quasi saffron]

People bought the game - that's what matters for them.

We literally have a channel called patch notes...

[sturdy patio]

What do you mean? Read the patch notes logs on Steam

Or that

[misty fractal]

and look at the last update all the way in april lmao

[quasi saffron]

And? Can you do it better?

[misty fractal]

what kinda argument is that?

[quasi saffron]

Sounds like you can. Maybe they're searching for talents.

The argument is that developement takes time and ressources and doesn't happen overnight with magic.

[sturdy patio]

The exact same kind of argument in reverse that you're trying to push here 🙂

[misty fractal]

no but silence for multiple months is not good ethier

[misty fractal]

how is that?

[tame shoal]

Nasty do you have experience making games and being a dev? Maybe things like updates take time to actually ensure quality of life for when they're introduced. Not every game has 50 devs

[subtle prawn]

[quasi saffron]

There wasn't any silence. Again, CMs talk daily to people in here.

[graceful barn]

I'm browsing some Steam reviews... How do you give a "Do not recommend" on a game after playing 356 hours? 126 hours... 71 hours...

[misty fractal]

post offical things no just chat in the general

[tame shoal]

I have a feeling this guy is trolling

[woeful light]

lol are you "trying to push" that here?

[tame shoal]

And we're all falling for it

[misty fractal]

im gonna come here everyday look through chat for an update?

[sturdy patio]

They have a roadmap spanning 2024, check that out, and then maybe slice it out in 4-5 updates, do some math with how long that potentially could be between them, if things work out, and here we are in a nice June slot with the patch dropping tomorrow.

[misty fractal]

lmao

[sturdy patio]

Yeah we know they're trolling 🙂

[quasi saffron]

That's exactly why we also troll.

[misty fractal]

will if you want 4or 5 updates in the next 6 months your sadly mistaken

[subtle prawn]

A pretty bad and boring troll

[misty fractal]

when its taken over three for one

[vapid canopy]

hmm daggers, new biodome, looks like instruments. maybe new idle animations for npcs..poundering whats coming tomorrow

[misty fractal]

oo

3 months for a new biome and weapon

[tame shoal]

LOL this guy

[wary locust]

ah fab, I picked some grapple plant, I already had the book, and there was no updates/learns but when I got back to my seedbed, lo and behold, I have 2 new recipes (now got 27) yay

[misty fractal]

but no point cause spells still unbalanced

[quasi saffron]

You heard it. Our overlord nastyniko deemed it no update. We should all refund. Oh wait.

[subtle prawn]

Absolutely no idea of game development

[sturdy patio]

Cool! There you go! I was as excited about it as you are 😄

[tame shoal]

Hey don't say anything about the spells, I enjoy my OP eternal fireball

[misty fractal]

tru

theres not games pumping out updates monthly even weekly

but what do i know

[sturdy patio]

You do know that this is an early access game, right?

[woeful light]

could have had server chat/admin/permissions done by now, just saying

[graceful barn]

Reminds me of the story of the donkey and the tiger...

[quasi saffron]

Not even triple A companys can push even monthly updates.

[misty fractal]

which gives even more reason for consistent updates

thanks for helping me prove my point

[sturdy patio]

What about quadruple A companies? Hmmm? 😂

[tame shoal]

Nasty do you enjoy playing Enshrouded ?

[quasi saffron]

Which we get, all ~2 months.

[subtle prawn]

Idk Icarus kinda proofs weekly updates don't bring back people

[misty fractal]

rust isnt triple a and has monthly updates

[strong summit]

I am hoping they actually do my suggestion that I just put in. The Wizard Skill "mass destruction" hitting animals when you have the beastmaster skills causing them to go hostile is completely counter productive Q.Q

[misty fractal]

epic games has no problems with updates and there triple a

[quasi saffron]

And everyone should now, according to you, do the rust? Burn out their devs? Push out "non-updates"?

[misty fractal]

chivalry 2 gets updates on the regular

not a triple a studip

but ok keep supporting lazy devs lol

[sturdy patio]

We're getting the next update tomorrow, rejoice, have a coolaid, download the update and expect another one in 2-4 months or something

[tame shoal]

Pretty sure he already drank the Kool aid

[sturdy patio]

Yeah I guess

[misty fractal]

2-4 months is nuts to wait for a dagger lmao

[quasi saffron]

You think they're lazy. Fine. Thats your opinion. But I'd recommend you to do the research what the job all means and what needs to be done.

[misty fractal]

same to you

[woeful light]

hes right you know.gpeg

[misty fractal]

many companys with less people working pumping out more updates

[quasi saffron]

You talk like its copying just strings of code and you're done.

[elder parrot]

The update isnt just about some dagger?

[languid lichen]

Guys give him a break. he'd rather get half assed updates with broken mechanics every couple weeks

[misty fractal]

my bad a biome to

[cobalt gazelle]

What did I tab into

[tame shoal]

Hey guys, I don't understand coding or computer programming, or game creation and development and server feeds, but id really appreciate it if the devs for Enshrouded could get their shit together and pump out updates

[misty fractal]

sounds like your coping for another game lol

[quasi saffron]

Eh. Sorry. Troll isn't worth it anymore and got boring quite fast.

[sturdy patio]

Festivities! Have a drink, grab some popcorn and kick your heels up and enjoy 🙂

[woeful light]

🍿

[misty fractal]

facts

[quasi saffron]

You just proved us now nasty.

Thanks.

[misty fractal]

?

[subtle prawn]

Bug: The game

[quasi saffron]

People really need to learn how to read sarcasm.

[strong summit]

I personally would prefer developers take their time... When you consider the fact that in computer code, something as small as forgetting a , or misplacing a ; can lead to the entire thing crashing, not loading, etc... Rushing is a terrible idea.

[viral scarab]

It's fine to discuss varying opinions, but let's not delve into personal attacks, folks. It can be very difficult to convey tone via text.

[misty fractal]

also gonna be funny when update drops tomarrow with plenty of bugs but at least it took 4 months

[floral ermine]

Is tomorrow only adding one instrument or is it the major update with the new zone and daggers?

[misty fractal]

also facts

[subtle prawn]

idk april to june is less than 4 months

[languid lichen]

Why are you even here? Go play Rust or Chivalry if you want that instead

[sturdy patio]

I guess read the patch notes tomorrow when they release, and find out like the rest of us! 🙂

[woeful light]

interpreting tone in text is nigh impossible, have to be self disciplined to use the internet

[strong summit]

And when you have thousands of lines of code to look through, something as small as forgetting a , can take potentially days to diagnose.

[misty fractal]

never said rush. just said comunitcate with the people more and give us something to look foward to

[languid lichen]

Reading patch notes personally? No sir. I expect a CM to video chat me and read them to me

[misty fractal]

i like how everyones acting like they can code by talking about lines and errors and shit

[subtle prawn]

Perfectly, do as they already do

[misty fractal]

most of yall probably cant even code hello world lmao

[sturdy patio]

Of course, how silly of me 😩

[woeful light]

I can, I have a degree in software engineering

[misty fractal]

they dont communitcate. talking in general is not communitaction

[floral ermine]

[misty fractal]

posting in news would be more professinal

[sturdy patio]

I have a very successful software development business thank you very much.

[fresh jungle]

Can it be tomorrow already? I am excited to see what they have added

[misty fractal]

but yea lets the devs come in general and say update tomarrow and expect everyone to know

[tame shoal]

Quiet please, we are still arguing

[sturdy patio]

It's literally in #socials-feed for everyone to see.

[misty fractal]

like unless i came and scrolled through chat id have no idea to expect updates

[woeful light]

yeah can't wait to stab my guitar.. by myself...

[strong summit]

Most developers do not actively share active development progress because of either non disclosure agreements, or, because not all of the stuff that they may be actively working on, is something that would actually make it into the patch, it either gets scrapped, repurposed, or changed altogether, so saying "Hey we put 'x' in the game" and then it isn't actually in the game when the patch hits... Negatively affects their public relations etc.

[fresh jungle]

Arguing is overrated lol

[viral scarab]

I mean you can imagine they don't want to spoil everything in it. Exploration is part of the fun

[misty fractal]

thats fine but again how would i even know with out an annoucment

[quasi saffron]

Because we got it today.

[misty fractal]

im not gonna look in social feed id look in game news

[viral scarab]

#socials-feed

[woeful light]

perfect proc-gen argument

[sturdy patio]

You have one in #socials-feed

[misty fractal]

lmao

yall fried

[cobalt gazelle]

Umm… wonky chat today… they don’t have to have an affiliated discord at all…

[viral scarab]

There will be actual announcements in the news channel tomorrow.

[languid lichen]

literally the last News post said they would mention it in socials, go to socials, it says releasing tomorrow

[quasi saffron]

You're arguing about a channel for literally... news now?

I mean, where should they push infos if not in the socials

[misty fractal]

i can argue about alot

[sturdy patio]

Yes we can tell 🙂

[misty fractal]

steam page usally

[cobalt gazelle]

Why do you care what they do with their discord? Rockstar doesn’t even have a discord… and they’re a huge company

[strong summit]

Obviously telepathically. Duh.

[languid lichen]

You should try and argue better, rather than more often

[misty fractal]

like a real studio

not some discord

[viral scarab]

There are definitely arguments for and against proc-gen. I think both have their place. Exploring bespoke worlds is always goin to be more fun than exploring proc-gen worlds, I think.

[languid lichen]

lol now discord updates are the issue....

[sturdy patio]

When the patch drops tomorrow, it will in fact be on the steam page, and not only "some Discord", so there you go.

[brittle iron]

The goalpost moving though lmao

[quasi saffron]

Forgot that option, sowwy.

[misty fractal]

what about leading up to it?

[sturdy patio]

Go read #socials-feed ! It's literally right there!

[wary locust]

been bugging me why my hubby had it but I didn't - he's a total loot whole #leavenothingbehind!!! so I must never have picked a grapple plant!

[languid lichen]

Tomorrow the update lands. Check Steam

There is your lead up to it

[misty fractal]

look at your player count is all i have to say and the only time you post in news is for cash grab

[strong summit]

Joking aside though, yeah, social feeds, or I guess a dedicated news channel are the two 'common sense' type things for news/updates.

[quiet geyser]

🍿

[woeful light]

that depends on the quality of the algorithm, you can have rules that control the generation

[safe swan]

😩

[viral scarab]

Yeah, I definitely think there's a place for both if done right.

[sturdy patio]

No other studio posts teasers on any Steam page either, so I don't understand what you're getting at. You get patch notes in Steam when patches hit. Here on discord it's been teased for a long time if you check #socials-feed

[quiet geyser]

[misty fractal]

your hilariuous if you belive that

[shell heron]

This nasty guy must be trolling to still be going on about this

[woeful light]

speaking of steam I just lost my whole steam and battle.net directories from a power outage

[sturdy patio]

How is it a cash grab when the patch is free? You're kind of making no sense here.

[languid lichen]

He's just moving the goal posts everytime he's refuted. Best to ignore him at this point

[sturdy patio]

Yep, I guess so.

[strong summit]

The biggest problem with generated worlds is that you can get some absolutely terrible worlds. Like, on Valheim, I had a starting point that was essentially surrounded by a giant ass chasm. This is a problem since your stamina sucks that early on, so it was legit impossible to actually progress since you'd try to climb, run out of stamina, etc.

[pliant quarry]

Wow gen chat got fiesty while I was gone

[misty fractal]

most studios post teasers on steam but you probably only play f2p games

[brittle iron]

The mountain "climbing" in Valheim is pure suffering

[misty fractal]

i said the only time they post in news is for cash grab maybe read what im typing

[sturdy patio]

I certainly do not. But keep swinging slugger.

[quasi saffron]

Sometimes we're nice. Sometimes we bite. Depends how people approach a discussion.

[shell heron]

Dude stfu and go away 😂😂 go troll somewhere else

[languid lichen]

I mean, Enshrouded isn't a F2P game so not sure where that came from

[strong summit]

Yeah. It very much is...

[brittle iron]

Then again playing Valheim is pure suffering in a way (but very fun) so it's par for the course

[misty fractal]

keeping learning to read sport

[pliant quarry]

All the info in our teasers will be included in our updates tomorrow, the teasers are very minimal in terms of what they were show, they're just to... Well, tease lol. The trailer and updates tomorrow will be on Steam and give the same info and much more.

[woeful light]

"everyone who disagrees with me is a troll"

[strong summit]

Enshrouded is a F2P game! Just with a different meaning. (Fun 2 play)

[sturdy patio]

I'm probably 2-3 times your age, so I'll take the "sport" as a compliment.

[quasi saffron]

How could we miss that.

Fun 2 play, what a innovative concept

[misty fractal]

putting words in my mouth is crazy

[quasi saffron]

And no dev got burnout by doing this game*.

(Well from what we can tell)

[shell heron]

Acting like a fool is 🤣🤣

[strong summit]

I'm actually kind of proud of myself right now. I managed to collect all the lore pages, and completely explore the map available. (There's no fog of war at all)

[misty fractal]

shouldnt be a dev then

[pliant quarry]

Guys stop insulting each other, it's fine to disagree but not toss insults around

https://tenor.com/view/bongocat-banhammer-ban-hammer-bongo-gif-18219363

[misty fractal]

facts

[tame shoal]

So you are saying devs should get burnt out 🤔

[shell heron]

This guy's just being toxic at this point

[alpine river]

Man, as an older player, it blows my mind the level of entitlement in younger generations of gamers.

You have a team of devs who decided to enter into a highly unstable field and work hard to create a great experience for people to enjoy. That's an amazing pursuit. Those people don't have to make games. They could have chosen to just take a paycheck and further enrich Zuck's Metashroud.

Instead we get new and interesting worlds to experience. Grateful to the devs for their hard work!

[languid lichen]

He wants to ruin other people's lives just so he can get his gaming in just that little bit faster

[blissful haven]

"tease is over".....gives us a teaser video 😂

[strong summit]

But, I really got annoyed by my wand hitting friendly animals because of the whole 'hit all enemies in 20 meter radius' wizard skill, WHEN THE ANIMALS AREN'T MY ENEMIES. THEY LITERALLY RALLY TO DEFEND ME. D:<

[pliant quarry]

it's the final tease hehehee

[tame shoal]

I 2nd this comment sir. Great statement indeed

[blissful haven]

I can't wait!

[strong summit]

I saw on the suggestions that they plan on having proper pets in the future though. This is absolutely perfect.

[young reef]

Boy, this update news is just the incentive I needed to jump back into Enshrouded

[strong summit]

I just hope they don't have friendly fire stuff.

[woeful light]

not opting for purrrfect

[languid lichen]

Agreed. Just finished VRising so it's good timing

[young reef]

Lmao, I'm geting there myself

[tame shoal]

What if Niko was just trying to get people online in the discord with the juicy trolling to make people aware of the upcoming update. What a nice guy

[young reef]

I'm at the start of act 4 now

[languid lichen]

nice. I technically have Adam and Dracula left. I've died more times to them than all other bosses combined

[sturdy patio]

Aww man, I just went and got a bowl of popcorn, and now everyone is being nice all of a sudden again? What a waste.

[woeful light]

niko == keen employee

[shell heron]

Popcorn is never a waste

[pliant quarry]

my alt account to farm engagement metrics

[sturdy patio]

Yeah, true.

[young reef]

I edited my server settings for greater loot/item stacks/bases/etc. since I play solo and nobody can tell me not to

[strong summit]

Also, did they use stock sounds for the Shrouded humanoids? Cause, their moaning sounds are identical to some of the "Root" monsters in Remnant: From the Ashes. xD

[young reef]

But I've had ideas for Enshrouded bases rolling around in my head for a while. Needed a break, so tomorrow I get to end the hiatus

[languid lichen]

hahaha my dude! same wave length, except I still only ahve 2 bases and constantly run back to center of map lol

[tame shoal]

I hope your popcorn got burnt.

There I was mean

[young reef]

Yeah, for me it was a matter of "future proofing" lmao. I plan to get into the base building stuff once I finish the campaign

[woeful light]

yeah I have many many ideas myself, mainly the skilltree

[sturdy patio]

😦 Sad to report they're pretty good actually.

[brittle iron]

Salted or sweet?

[sturdy patio]

Butter and salt flavor

[quasi saffron]

We could try to be mean in the borders of being nice to mean you.

[brittle iron]

My man

[tame shoal]

Mmm

[languid lichen]

Makes sense. I have a lot more issues with creativity so VRising is great for base building for me. Enshrouded forces me outside comfort limits tho

[brittle iron]

Never understood the Germans' obsession with sweet popcorn, salted + buttered is so much better

[viral scarab]

Sweet popcorn is delicious, I dunno what you're talking about

[tame shoal]

They make some mean sausage though

[strong summit]

"Kettle Corn" is a pretty widely enjoyed sweet popcorn.

Not a german specific thing.

[woeful light]

ziguenersnitzel ftw

[quasi saffron]

Currywurst my guys

[sturdy patio]

Preach it! The Germans were always a bit wierd, and take-over-the-world'ly, but they're coming around nicely these days 😂

[young reef]

I actually need to make some outposts in Enshrouded for farming ores and other stuff. Got ideas for an underground necropolis base, among other things

[brittle iron]

I'm just talking from the perspective of a German, I know it's a culture war over the entire world though

[tame shoal]

Woah hey I'm German and I find that unoffensive

[young reef]

Honestly excited to see just how far I can push the engine lmao

[quasi saffron]

I have nothing to fear. Only the world becoming more of my home country.

[sturdy patio]

I love Germany, I was there last year, taking no advantage of your Autobahn on my motorcycle at all, and didn't stuff my face with your excellent beer and sausages at every opportunity.

[young reef]

As for popcorn, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: I don't like popcorn.

[tame shoal]

I'm not actually German but that sounds lovely

[young reef]

Though it's more a matter of my body just...rejecting it

[strong summit]

One thing about German food that I've noticed... It tends to be dense as heck and heavy. xD

Like, some of their breads are insane.

[sturdy patio]

Just like me, which is probably why I love it.

[strong summit]

It's amazing flavour either way yeah.

Especially some of their soups and stews.

[quasi saffron]

I put meat 3 times on my sandwich

[strong summit]

And as someone stated earlier, their sausages are top tier.

[pliant quarry]

Oh man German bread... Visited my coworkers in Germany for a few weeks and it was so good, then came back to the US and got depressed when I made an American bagel for breakfast

[sturdy patio]

Sauerkraut!

[tame shoal]

I've gotten no work done the past 40 minutes due to the drama in here. Now it's time to clock out 🙂 thank you all

[sturdy patio]

On bread!

[strong summit]

Yeah, German bread is honestly in a league of its own.

[quasi saffron]

We're glad to have make your time pass.

[wary locust]

which channel is best to ask for ideas about how I might complete an achievement that I've not managed (it's an enshrouded steam one)

[sturdy patio]

Best way to spend 40 minutes at work, happy to help!

[quasi saffron]

Did the bread at least looked depressed? Like our mascot, Bernd the Bread?

[sturdy patio]

Probably #enshrouded-chat ?

[viral scarab]

You know what they say about German sausages... they're the wurst.

[brittle iron]

Yeah gotta agree with the bread. I think when it comes to stuff like sausages, beer etc other european countries have us beat (though it's not bad)

[pliant quarry]

ahhh Bernd das Brot, my coworkers have shown me that... creature

[brittle iron]

Belgians make some mean beer for example, and poles make insane sausages

[strong summit]

I love German chocolates too now that I think about it.

[quasi saffron]

I guessed so! Nothing describes germany better than him. Now if you excuse me, I'll look at my Raufasertapete

[quasi saffron]

First step: Make them like our products. Next step: ...? Last step: World domination Profit!

[elder parrot]

Imma have a pineapple pizza now, while i study chat calmly and safe ^^

[quasi saffron]

We had a bit of drama here. But now that you're here, all is good Ellis.

How was the pond?

[gentle forum]

did you see my plans for sweden?

[elder parrot]

Nauw, i did follow it, but i felt like being a good cake

[gentle forum]

#the-tavern message

[quasi saffron]

Primoris used to draw the line in Sweden to make it Swen

[elder parrot]

Oh what are those plans? ^^

Imma check!

[woeful light]

poland is bavaria right? don't you consider them german?

[brittle iron]

I can't tell if you are memeing or serious.. nice job :^)

[gentle forum]

ellis probably typing out extreme excitement for my plans

[quasi saffron]

Bavaria is south germany. They're halfway austria, halfway germany. Best of both sausages.

[elder parrot]

@Primoris, hmm i think my home is safe, and i really like swimming so mebbe thats fine? Means more water to the west? ^^ 🤔

And yes, i did pond again today, it was lovely and its why im so non-inflammatory and sweet ^^ ❤️

[gentle forum]

my second plan is to increase water levels by 250ft

i think everyone would enjoy that

[elder parrot]

250ft.. but im only 159cm tall!

[quasi saffron]

Finally. I'll get a swimming pool right before my house

[gentle forum]

stand on your tip toes

[elder parrot]

Will practice it! ^^

[quasi saffron]

175cm, I'm fine

[gentle forum]

hey siri, how big is 159cm in feets

[quasi saffron]

like 6

[elder parrot]

5.1?

[quasi saffron]

Stop cutting feet in half

[gentle forum]

worst siris ever

[elder parrot]

Errything over 160cm is giant-mutation to me ^^

[gentle forum]

177cm gang

[elder parrot]

So i consiser myself 'the right lenght tm' ^^

[quasi saffron]

I knew someone who was 202 meters

[elder parrot]

Giants errywhere!

[quasi saffron]

That must be pain.

[gentle forum]

I knew someone who breathed oxygen

They died

[quasi saffron]

I knew some people who died in a car crash

[gentle forum]

Because you stabbed them and they crashed?

Way to blow your cover and tell everyone

[quasi saffron]

You cannot lead a kingdom without the mafia

[gentle forum]

https://tenor.com/view/level-up-oh-yeah-happy-dance-happy-woo-gif-14637361

that you?

[quasi saffron]

Sometimes

[elder parrot]

So, its tommorow in about 2 hours here, update at 00.01? ^^

[quasi saffron]

But only if I go full storage wars

[gentle forum]

update dropped 3 hrs ago

im about to cowa my last bunga

[elder parrot]

^^!

[quasi saffron]

I don't think they'll update within the next 14 hours.

[gentle forum]

[quasi saffron]

I know german work hours because I'm german. I'm sorry Prim

[gentle forum]

i hope your internet goes off right when the enshrouded update drops

[elder parrot]

I will start from scratch and see how the progression feels now ^^,
I also only played up to sick fellow schyte guy and only did 1st hollow

• so many content saved ❤️

[gentle forum]

theres some small changes to progression

i think you'll actually be over leveled for later content post update

[elder parrot]

Prolly, i enjoyed the process tho so ill prolly replay a few times when updates come

[viral scarab]

That's usually my MO as well

[elder parrot]

Since i only build a shack to house the npcs in ive nothing grand to loose ^^

[gentle forum]

i asked cooked bread when next update was after blackmire and he blocked me

[quasi saffron]

I'm always overleveled

[elder parrot]

Lol

[gentle forum]

🤬

[elder parrot]

The oceans of neptunia is 4th major update, lets pretend ^^

[gentle forum]

hmm mercury is in the microwave so this might be a good week

[elder parrot]

That sounds suspish!

[sturdy patio]

Sus

[gentle forum]

ellis does tarot card readings

[elder parrot]

Lol! Mhm, i also dip my plushies feet in old finnish root-tea and they whisper to me of what might come ^^

[quasi saffron]

That'll be now a stretch.
But I think the next update will take us to mountains

[sturdy patio]

@elder parrot You do? Read me some cards of what's going to happen this weekend when me and 8 other maniacs go on motorcycles to Gränna to buy some polkagrisar, in the rain!

[gentle forum]

incorrect next update is ||the land between, o tarnished one||

[elder parrot]

Jens will have some issue with his exhaust, you will have to stop at a gas station cus benke needs to nr 2,
They will only have 1 polkagris left and you will fight your friends over them.
On they way home, ease on the gas, a snutjävel will be over the hill!

^^ so sayeth my plushie

[gentle forum]

https://tenor.com/view/no-maidens-no-maidens-meme-elden-ring-no-maidens-meme-gif-25095009

[quasi saffron]

The 5 trees before the mountains are the entire next biome

[sturdy patio]

Damn, that sounds awesome! Thank you 😄 I will deliver the single polkagris to my children then, so it is written in the cards.

[elder parrot]

So mote it be! Imshalla and all makt åt tengil! ^^

[young reef]

All this talk about tarot readings and arcana remind me that I need to start leveling Astrologian in FFXIV

[sturdy patio]

The snutjävel won't have a chance to keep up anyway ^^

[elder parrot]

I had a honda crm 125 in the past, loved the freedom it gave ^^

It did 160 if downhill and 'medvind'

[sturdy patio]

I don't have a Honda CRM 125, but it still gives me that same freedom 🙂

I think mine will do 160 uphill too

[elder parrot]

I bet ^^

Too greedy ^^

[sturdy patio]

I came to a point in my motorcycling life where I stood in front of greatness, and that greatness spoke to me in a very jittery voice, and now we are bound together, and my wife allowed me to bow to my master and live out this fantasy, even though it's very expensive. Worth it.

[quasi saffron]

I don't read cards. Thats why I win every time in Yu-gi-oh.

[elder parrot]

I was just starting to learn magic and this 'friend' lured me to play yugioh online against them,
Was so messy and high numbers ^^

[sturdy patio]

Why, if that's the case, don't you have a two-wheeler these days, if I may ask?

[elder parrot]

I moved to nyköping to study, and parentals made me choose to keep either bike or computer,
Then stepdad sold it to buy two mopeds for my brothers ^^

[sturdy patio]

Fair enough. Hope you get to have a new one in the future. I can't imagine living without a motorcycle (I've had bikes for the past 28 years now).

And now I really overdid it with the one I currently have, and it's hysterically fun.

[elder parrot]

And i do have a two-wheeler tho, my creacent iron horse, she takes me to the forestlake if i peddle it fast ^^

[sturdy patio]

Never underestimate a great bicycle ^^

[elder parrot]

If i got one again, id wanna find another honda crm, with the, pink, blue and wnite colours, whatever year model that was. Its the only one i know just how it feels so its safer ^^

I tried my friends 250c cross and it didnt feel right to me ^^

[sturdy patio]

Safety on any motorcycle sits in your right hand.

[elder parrot]

It has to feel right in weight and saddle comfiness, im very habitual ^^

When i started learning it i sometimes was too afraid in the middle of a slope,
So i stopped.. that didnt make it better 🤭

Uphill slope

[sturdy patio]

That's a good habit to have. I just went insane and got a supercharged Kawasaki H2 and didn't feel that the 205 horsepower was enough, and mapped it, so now I have 221 hehe 🙂 Call it old guy mid-life crisis I guess.

[elder parrot]

Typical men does the eye roll ^^

[sturdy patio]

Yep! That's me!

[elder parrot]

^^

[sturdy patio]

But I do have a more tame bike too, and my wife has one also that I tend to borrow from time to time. It's the biker's life for me, savvy?

[elder parrot]

I get that ^^

[sturdy patio]

Anyway, I hope you get another one at some point, and get that feel back. There's nothing like it, if you ask me.

[elder parrot]

Will see ^^ mhm

Ive never gotten a license, and it was safe driving around adelsö

There was a thing when one of the two 'civilbils police' came over with the ferry, erryone told erryone and we scattered to the small roads.. ^^

But one should follow the law! nods ^^

[sturdy patio]

If you're riding around on private property, or private roads, or your own property for that matter, you don't need a license. You only need it for public roads. Regardless, it's not hard to get a bike license, and it doestn't have to be expensive either. I got mine in 6 days I think it was, for under 5K sek (550 euro or something)

[elder parrot]

Who knows of the future ^^

[sturdy patio]

Well from what you're saying, you had a really good time, and I hope you get around to getting back to that in the future.

[elder parrot]

Mhm ^^ i liked to be able to switch from road to dirt track freely cus it was an enduro.
A friend also helped me "pull the plug" or something in the fuel outtake is it?
Its what made it do 160 downhill ^^

[sturdy patio]

Yeah you take out a restrictor out of the exhaust pipe, so the gas can flow unrestricted. Oldest trick in the book 🙂

@elder parrot I have another Tarot request. What does the cards say about the update tomorrow? Will I have to sacrifice one of my cats to make it awesome, or what's the deal?

[tame shoal]

Calling PETA now

[sturdy patio]

Do it! They're not in Sweden, so good luck with that! 😄

[tame shoal]

We will make an exception and fly out

[elder parrot]

Your cats shall be safe, you will want to restart the game.
You shall find a good sword and board and make friends with the vukahs! ^^

[sturdy patio]

I will welcome this challenge if tarot-Ellis deems it neccesary

[elder parrot]

It is not, fortunately ^^

[sturdy patio]

Aww shoot, I never get to have any fun 😩

[elder parrot]

You get to.. hug your wife? ^^

Thats fun! ^^

[sturdy patio]

Eh, have you ever been married for many years? I suppose not if you say something silly like that 😄

[elder parrot]

Now i have to roll my eyes again, man! ^^

[tame shoal]

@sturdy patio do you play solo or do you play with friends ?

[sturdy patio]

I normally play with two of my boys (kids), and when I get tired with their shenanigans, I kick them off and play solo. Why?

[tame shoal]

🤣

Sorry the kick them off made me chuckle

I play solo but have been wanting to join people so I was just curious 🙂

[sturdy patio]

I mean, it's a joke, I love my wife.

[elder parrot]

Thats why i rolled my eyes and didnt call F! Headquarters and gudrun! ^^

[sturdy patio]

It's been a little sketchy in multiplayer so far, so it's not really been a super smooth experience, but if we're to believe Toast's teases, some issues with this are going to be solved with tomorrow's update, so I'm quite looking forward to that.

[sturdy patio]

If they're being rascals and not listening to their master, this is what you have to do!

What's the value in having minions, if the minions are not being minion'y? Right?

[wary locust]

yes that'll be good, me and my hubby play online, and even on his 'world' when I join it, he can't get the last hollowed halls to update and complete, even though we've done it a few times, and made sure he's clicked everything. When he joins me in my world, it shows complete from when he did it with me the first time. We've found the same with a number of lore items too, so been doing most things twice over.

[sturdy patio]

Yeah it's been the same deal for me and my boys. I have normally been questing way ahead of them solo to complete it for me, then ran them through their own saves to complete it for them also. And if this update tomorrow adds any kind of improvement to this, I'm going to be a very happy gamer, along with alot of other folks I'm sure.

[brittle iron]

Shared quest state is very buggy rn yeah

Both in the sense of several players in one world and the sense of one character in several worlds

[brittle iron]

Agreed, if they fix this it immediately makes the game so much better

[sturdy patio]

Absolutely

Well I'm going to go fill out a vacation form to hand in to myself, and then have an argument with my boss, which is me, whether I should be allowed to take a day off tomorrow to play the patch (it will probably get very ugly with a fist fight or something), then go to bed with a black eye and hopefully be back here tomorrow and see what the update is all about! Have a good one everyone.

[elfin needle]

are we going to have patch notes tomorrow? 🙂

really curious if there are any quest changes

[fresh jungle]

Have a good night Andreas

[gentle forum]

What do you mean quest changes

[worthy garden]

Can you believe it, bards in your own swamp?
I do not know, but I hope Shrek is safe

[elfin needle]

from Roadmap: Repeatable World Quests and Better Quest Sorting

[rancid magnet]

Is there a Trillo or other spot that shows what is being worked on or updates? If not its not a problem just curious mostly.

[gentle forum]

No, don't think there's a public trello

[rancid magnet]

Ok thank you Primoris

[elder parrot]

nvidia is being mean and not working for redeeming that pc gamepass reward thingie =/

[fresh jungle]

Lol I am starting to think there should be an announcement of us players having to wait for patch notes until the release lol

[quasi saffron]

We have Swampbards

[arctic anvil]

Tomorrow?!!!

W

[astral hull]

I have awoken from my slumber

I hear new lands calling my name and I have come

[arctic anvil]

I get wanting to drum up social media numbers but like... Shouldn't major game news be posted in #news ?

Like, I wouldn't even have known to look if not for someone mentioning there'd be some news in social media

[viral scarab]

There's gonna be a news post trailer + patch notes tomorrow

[topaz sequoia]

All these TikTok’s where’s the updates

[topaz sequoia]

Ok. These notifications not a good look

[solar narwhal]

do you know if srouded has native compatibility with dualsense? on steam it says it does.

[pliant quarry]

All we've really shown is some small teasers, all of which (and more) will be shown in tomorrows announcement and trailer. It wouldn't make much sense for us to spam our news feed with that. We're a relatively small studio with a relatively small marketing budget, it makes much more sense to save most of the hype for the actual release of the update. These teasers are for the people who really care and want to follow things more closely, but for people who just want to know what the next big update is, they don't really offer those users a whole lot.

Seems like people think we're doing this in some sorta weird attempt to promote our tiktok or something, but it's kind of the opposite. We only have so much marketing budget to work with, we don't want to waste it on info that most people wouldn't be very excited for. We're doing a much bigger push tomorrow alongside the update.

[quasi saffron]

Overtime today, Toast?

[pliant quarry]

nah I just swapped accounts to check something and noticed that so I responded to it lol

[astral hull]

lol not a good look? What? It’s a teaser and it comes out tomorrow lmao. I’m hella excited y’all!

[arctic anvil]

For sure with small teasers stuff I get not posting in news, but like, the announcement for the next update is pretty big. Since it's tomorrow I can understand just waiting till then to do a news post though I think doing like a YouTube premiere thing would be free, or just posting in news the release is tomorrow

For a lot of people it'll be a happy surprise for sure lol

[sweet veldt]

When does the patch come tomorrow? Is there a time?

[fresh jungle]

When it does

[arctic anvil]

Tomorrow o'clock

[fresh jungle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[solar narwhal]

Hello, someone can confirm me if the compatibility with dualsesnse is native? in steam says yes, someone can tell me that it is true? playstation interface and compatibility?

[young reef]

I know this has nothing to do with Enshrouded, but I figured I'd stop in and share some "tavern music" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17dNrCdgIto

[robust verge]

The news of it releasing tomorrow was a super shocker. Love the timing as the little teasers made it seem like it would be further out. I just want to know if the fix for independent character questing has been added to the update. That is the deal breaker for me and my friends coming back to play sadly.

[astral hull]

I think we’ll know more about the details tomorrow. For now all we have is the teaser

[pliant quarry]

There will be changes for that yep :) More details in tomorrows patch notes/videos

[robust verge]

Yep... excited to learn more.. I am just crossing fingers the feature we want made the cut.

[pliant quarry]

Basically with the size of our game/marketing, it makes a lot more sense for people to be able to just say "oh Enshrouded got a new update" and go play it

If they saw "oh Enshrouded has a new update in 2 weeks", there's honestly a fairly good chance it would slip their mind by the time they got to that point. Usually games that hype in advance like that have a loooot of marketing money to throw around to keep the hype train rolling for that long.

[robust verge]

Thx for that ... I know you didn't have to say anything.

[lethal rune]

tomorrow is too late, ill be playing other games and forget 😛

you hyped it too soon

[quasi saffron]

I don't smell coins in this patch yet.
But still hyped for the patch and a new swamp to die... Err... Delve into.

[lethal rune]

but i thought all that was being revealed is musical instruments, you mean tomorrow is the big june update in its entirety?

[quasi saffron]

Yes. Tomorrow is patch day. With all the juicy stuff.

[arctic anvil]

I mean yea if it's like 2 weeks or something but it's tomorrow O)_(O

[quasi saffron]

Well, better for us. The gamers

[viral scarab]

I'm sure they'll have more expansive marketing for like... the 1.0 drop when it happens. To do that for each update might bit a bit much for a smaller team.

[chrome ravine]

Part of me would love to believe that that musician in the teaser was a bard, but now I actually know it's impossible to be true, apparently to be a common cosmetic like in Sea of ​​Thieves anyway I know it will be very good

[arctic anvil]

Wait i don't get why it can't be a hard tho

[safe jasper]

so.. we'll have instruments to play to... all the dead bodies of scavengers we murdered 😄

if I cannot bash others with my lute it'll be 0/5 update!

[coral forum]

So the new big update is tomorrow???

[chrome ravine]

the whole concept of the class, it doesn't make sense to be put in this game, and enshoudread isn't an mmo, maybe who knows like an npc. in a survival game it would only be justifiable if the player played with friends and several friends and that is not quite what we see here. The Bard is a team leader, but first he has to have a team

[arctic anvil]

Probably just a new item

And the new NPC is most likely a bard type character that will give us new crafting item recepies

Would be sick to see a bard class as a support role. Game doesn't really have one, the healing kinda sucks too

[chrome ravine]

but with the moders..... hehehe anything is possible

[safe jasper]

now I'm curious.. whether current gold chests will be updated to include dagger pairs or they'll be in new location/chests.

[safe jasper]

I look foward to an aprils fool where this bard type npc follows you around and plays music... :-p

[prisma surge]

Viva La Dirt League does a pretty funny skit about having a bard in your group

[lethal rune]

i never know when NMS drops an update

i just see the 8 gig download and curse and bless them at the same time

[prisma surge]

And your hard drive goes OMG NO! Noooooooo!

[lethal rune]

it worked because after seeing that 10 times

i was like okay WHAT has NMS been up to it's about time i check it out

also the ship customization brought me back

[fresh jungle]

There is a new expy out

[mellow gate]

Is there any info about what is in the update and does anyone know when it goes live

[prisma frost]

All i know is it tomorrow