general-catfish-🐱🐟

[indigo hare]

I didn’t eat much lol

[sour reef]

Frog legs just taste like chicken

[indigo hare]

They look like little human legs

And it throws me off so much

[sour reef]

I don’t see it

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-legs-frog-south-louisiana-southernvibin-gif-27535214

[sour reef]

The look similar to chicken wings

So

[indigo hare]

Gross

[sour reef]

Just think of that

[indigo hare]

I had it at a Korean bbq place so not much seasoning so it probably didn’t help

[frank citrus]

I had icecream with ketchup

[indigo hare]

Why

[sour reef]

Turkish

[frank citrus]

I was told it tastes good unusually

[sour reef]

No money for chocolate sauce

[frank citrus]

And then tried it

And then it wasnt bad

It was actually really good

[indigo hare]

I mean it’s very sweet but it’s still tomato! To each their own

[frank citrus]

Okay bro

[sour reef]

Stop lying

[teal narwhal]

i've honestly never made it far enough to see the shield designs in 0.3

they look so different from anything else

[frank citrus]

Im not kidding

Its not even an acquired taste

Try it and see

[indigo hare]

I’ll just put it down to the same principle as fries dipped in a shake

[frank citrus]

EWWWW

[sour reef]

Oh no fries in shakes are so good

[indigo hare]

Ok fuck you

[sour reef]

No no he’s Turkish they don’t eat food there

[indigo hare]

Salty and savory

Is sooo good

Wait

[sour reef]

We cannot judge his lack of culture

[frank citrus]

Thats true

[indigo hare]

I meant sweet

[frank citrus]

Okay just cuz we dont have to eat doesnt mean we dont

[sour reef]

What

[teal narwhal]

oh i wish they kept this one

[high briar]

You NEED to try greek yoghurt with some pink himalayan salt (grounded)

If you like fries and shake

Mediterranean cuisine does it alot

[sour reef]

Ewwww

[high briar]

Eww what!!!

It tastes like cheese

[sour reef]

Why not just eat cheese?

[teal narwhal]

holy shit i just beat .3 abyss

[high briar]

Expensive

Greek yogurt is much cheaper

[rough holly]

no mods? 👀

[sour reef]

Absolutely not true

[teal narwhal]

no mods

[rough holly]

Nice

[high briar]

You can’t get a tub of cheese for 10 bucks

[rough holly]

[high briar]

That isnt processed slop

[sour reef]

Yes you can

[teal narwhal]

did you know american cheese isnt cheese

its classified as a cheese product

[sour reef]

Isn’t that common knowledge?

[rough holly]

I'm fairly certain there are one or two proper brands that are real.

[teal narwhal]

not to the people i talk to

[rough holly]

Even now that they're putting fake butter and cheese into our butter and cheese.

[sour reef]

Are they American?

[teal narwhal]

i live in america

EVERYONE is american

[sour reef]

Like half the people i talk to are European

So

Had to make sure

[teal narwhal]

this is becuase you live in kentucky

[sour reef]

what

[indigo hare]

He said “this is becuase you live in kentucky”

[sour reef]

I replied but like

Big brother is watching

[rough holly]

You mean jeff

[indigo hare]

Did you just

Call me big?

[sour reef]

Oh dear

[sour reef]

There’s some reference here istg

[rough holly]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-channing-tatum-22jump-street-disguise-gif-8025876

Channing Tatum is always watching.

[sour reef]

Like santa?

[rough holly]

No he sees you no matter what.

[sour reef]

Ohhhh

That is kinda broken

Devs should patch that

[rough holly]

agreed

[indigo hare]

Sounds like ur just hiding something

[rough holly]

You have gotten so fiesty lately

[rough holly]

wee

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-fiesty-cat-gif-5587691

[rough holly]

yes you do

[sour reef]

I hide a lot of things

What if jeff like

Robs me

[teal narwhal]

fuckk i have ap tests in the morning

[sour reef]

And takes my things

[teal narwhal]

gut nigt

[sour reef]

Sleep!

[indigo hare]

I believe in you

[teal narwhal]

i need to plug in my chrombook first

[teal narwhal]

i have ap enviromental AND csa on the same day

absolute endurace test

[indigo hare]

Great so you get to ace two things in one day

[teal narwhal]

idk if im gonna last 8 hrs for those 2 tests

[indigo hare]

By the gods

[teal narwhal]

its 4 hrs each man 😭

[indigo hare]

I’ll pray for you

[teal narwhal]

shit sucks ASS

NOT ONLY THAT

but my may sat scores release tmrw too 😭

[indigo hare]

Dont worry you got a 99

[sour reef]

It’s a 1 to 5 scale

[teal narwhal]

FOR SAT???

no

[indigo hare]

You live in a weird place

Weirdo

[sour reef]

oh sats?

[indigo hare]

FREAK

[teal narwhal]

its 400-1600

[sour reef]

I thought you said ap

[teal narwhal]

my pr is 1440

[teal narwhal]

i was talking abt it earlier

[sour reef]

We didn’t take sats here

we only do act

[teal narwhal]

this is why kentucky sucks

[indigo hare]

I don’t remember what I got, too long ago now

But it wasn’t great lol

[sour reef]

I had like a 27 composite

[teal narwhal]

you met the founder of the sats man dont lie

you old man

[indigo hare]

Old man

OLD

Man

Im going to search for a gif or image to get back at you one minute

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-gemson-gapejak-wholesome-soyjak-gif-27193685

yeah im gonna sleep now

gn folkions

[indigo hare]

Go to sleep please

Thanks

[sour reef]

Sleeping is honestly for sleeping people

#stayawakeforever

[topaz tree]

to the thee

[south grove]

Drake dropped

[tranquil coral]

PRIMUS DROPPED

[raw schooner]

balls dropped

[obtuse kestrel]

damn i miss this

[zenith hearth]

self defense I had to

[golden tide]

the demo runs so well, is the early access that bad

[zenith hearth]

Oh my god.

[high briar]

Captain poop

[vale cloak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570685887932006400/1117122685818904638/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[zenith hearth]

he died trying to look stylish

[stuck hollow]

so gay

jokes on you i have slow internet

[vale cloak]

Using gay as an insult in the big 2026

That's so gay

[stuck hollow]

not an insult

[vale cloak]

I kinda wanna see this spin you have to make that not sound like an insult

Hit me

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gus-fring-gustavo-fring-gustavo-breaking-bad-gif-22140110

[stuck hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[stuck hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/glupo-blubbering-toad-limbus-company-gif-5506705175658413172

[vale cloak]

He just did it again lmao

[gilded onyx]

I request some good GMOD Arg suggestions to satiate my hunger

[gilded onyx]

How do you see your cursor??

[zenith hearth]

mod on nexus

[gilded onyx]

oh... not cursor x or whatever it is on steam?

[plucky jackal]

"is it on steam" are we serious bruh

[gilded onyx]

are you reading that right my good garbage can

NOT cursor x or whatever it is

[zenith hearth]

its on a website called nexus

[gilded onyx]

Yes, you told me

I was responding to this perosn

[zenith hearth]

oh ok

[tired tulip]

smile of gold right there

@worldly cloud IRL longsword fighter here, great technique, try to sweep more which means commit to an attack or try to add more to it.

this made my day

[gilded onyx]

link the mod for me?

[wispy lake]

Bàsed

https://tenor.com/view/call-from-based-department-gif-25645857

https://tenor.com/view/based-uh-hello-based-department-based-department-american-psycho-patrick-bateman-gif-22458382

[zenith hearth]

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/173 found ittt

[gilded onyx]

thanks

[tired tulip]

sometimes when im bored i like to hop on free mode

with minimal armor

and fight knights

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/doctorwho-david-tennant-ten-allonsy-gif-5114776

[zenith hearth]

chat if willie had hair would it look like this?

[viscid dragon]

na that doesn't sit right with me

[zenith hearth]

Im also lowkey getting used to this mod that gives camera stabilization

[high briar]

There’s an image of ivan with the original willie face

He has hair there

Let me find

[zenith hearth]

lore accurate willie

[plain sorrel]

it would look like this

[zenith hearth]

accurate enough

[high briar]

Non Monsieur

Handsomer

With the stubble

[zenith hearth]

dude the immersive combat mod is so peak it needs to be in the game officially

[high briar]

What happened to captain poop

Is this his sidekick

Mr. Clearpiss

[zenith hearth]

retired so that willie himself can fight

[high briar]

I love It

[stuck hollow]

based on what

[zenith hearth]

what if willie is actually the patron but sober

[high briar]

Truth: It’s the baron!!

Same face too

[zenith hearth]

wait that makes way more sense
the guy who we kick out of the tavern is the same guy who we fight in the end
which means we can kill him early

I kid you not i just split a guy's head in half with one swing in the first three seconds of a match and i didn't get it on video 😭

[high briar]

If you were polish : Wijk Czandzystryzyck

[zenith hearth]

is that pronounced the same way

[high briar]

If you were scandinavian: Wijk Canjarstijk

[zenith hearth]

ok

[high briar]

Probably not

If you were german: Vick Canderrstreich

[zenith hearth]

idk why but willies skin turns back to normal when in a brawl match and is bugged when in any other match

okay nevermind ig it's only when you wear nothing in any match

[stuck hollow]

do you feel any discomfort in your right leg?

[zenith hearth]

no why

[stuck hollow]

oh, nothing just curious

[zenith hearth]

okay nvm again (sorta)

[calm garnet]

Badum tss

[wanton portal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/UJn3eLYlWog?si=u1zhyy84sieSJp7A

I should get into guns

they look cool asf

[high briar]

If you were british: Wick Candlestick

[wanton portal]

is he holding a pillow for a shield?

[high briar]

If you were french: Wickene Cannefoy

[wanton portal]

Je suis français

[zenith hearth]

bro is NOT bruce lee 😭

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-lee-bruce-lee-enter-the-dragon-shocked-gif-6019664498707828498

[tepid field]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-7JgYv9FobG1HzAO8BA

[high briar]

Non ich bin ein heidelberger monsieur

[tepid field]

https://giphy.com/gifs/harvey-korman-aKZij6fdoGtOw

[polar steppe]

Bro on the left should have more chest hair

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/update-gif-17786277049893529020

[polar steppe]

same question I'm asking Fezezen

[torpid spade]

wild throw in the dark

[shell lichen]

🔥

[torpid spade]

but anyone know how to delete webcam captures

[gilded onyx]

why the fuck does this look so good

[gilded onyx]

how do i install this?

nvm i'm dense

[worldly cloud]

thanks! Do you mean more like this? #halfsword-chat-⚔ message

Also, is 4kg too much (or too less) for a greatsword?

[pearl coral]

hi

[pearl coral]

bit too much

[pearl coral]

good zwerchau

[tired tulip]

4 kilograms is 1 to 2 kilograms the weight over an English Longsword. A greatsword entirely depends on the school of thought.
Fiore primarily organizes through 4 kilograms, although many German langschwert masters identify the Zweihander (the german Greatsword) at most to be 5.

Also, the move you did was i think it's called a twerch, it's an overhead cut.

I mostly do italian.

[pearl coral]

i also mostly do italian

[tired tulip]

i love fiore

he's my god

i do not know his full name

"if at first you don't succeed, kick him in the balls"

[pearl coral]

fast and fiorious

[pearl coral]

i memorized it because it’s funny

fiore furlano de cividale d’austria dei liberi

[tired tulip]

i want armor so bad bro

i mostly fight at renaissance, havent got a real taste

[pearl coral]

i commissioned an armet that should be here in august

[tired tulip]

my superiors still think im too young

[pearl coral]

i have metal armoir

[pearl coral]

me am also young !!!

[tired tulip]

even though i whooped ass at the rookie tourney at a renaissance fair

and im very efficient in binds

[gilded onyx]

yo, is the 'immersive' combat mod technically cheating?

[tired tulip]

what is cheating if you do not have fun

if it is fun to you is it really cheating?

unless.. you compete..

[pearl coral]

i love binds i wish i had a shorter sword

[tired tulip]

mf try to put me in a bind, eat crossguard bitch

[gilded onyx]

cheating makes it not fun for me

[worldly cloud]

I'm a complete noob; is "cheating" a technique or something? 😄

[pearl coral]

then dont use the mod if it feels that way

[worldly cloud]

ok nvm I'm stupid

[gilded onyx]

I was told that it only changes parrying and makes it so the headbob is fixed and shiz

[pearl coral]

it makes parrying less forgiving to a “noob” but with more freedom for an advanced person, headbob is just QOL, visor’s restrictions are unrealistic in the game anyway

[pearl coral]

heads up most people don’t use technique names tbh

only like two people i’ve seen here can perform technique

[lavish blade]

i wanna feel the helmet tear on my head

[gilded onyx]

Thank you sam of mars

[wanton portal]

how tf do people

pirate movies

in YOUTUBE

[lavish blade]

if you use technique names in half sword you're either a really advbanced player or a genuine larp

[gilded onyx]

idk but thank you ig

https://tenor.com/view/dap-me-up-dab-me-up-gif-8092531285666526542

[lavish blade]

does that say one fucking day

[wanton portal]

11 hours actually

still though

how do they do that

[raven ore]

larp or be larped

[lavish blade]

b

[frosty valley]

yo chrome did u make like weapon packs awhile ago

on the demo

[tired tulip]

one of the og For the gram photos in recorded history
"Squire!"
"Yes Sire?"
"Write this shit down."
"Yes M'lord."

[lavish blade]

yes

[tired tulip]

dude the crossbow sucks balls

fym the bolt bounced off of his fucking face

[raven ore]

chrone

did u make

🇳🇴

[tired tulip]

actually peak https://youtu.be/FNKEasntT-w?list=RD03jdli0lrD0

[high briar]

Bradar i am sorry i wont send any more moai fart pics

@wintry ingot

[tired tulip]

what a nice little easter egg, Willie is actually the baron.

[lavish blade]

no

btw can u pronounce rodgrod med flode

since you're probably danish

[indigo plover]

Guys

Breakthrough

[high briar]

KerBALL

[hardy mirage]

they've finally implemented balls into the shitfuck program

[tired tulip]

funniest shi ive seen all day

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[tulip pond]

labooboo

anyway who wants a prescript

[last yarrow]

does anybody know when will we get a new update?

[indigo plover]

When the rivers run black and the rain falls red

[last yarrow]

understood

[wanton portal]

I FINALLY BEAT A CAMPAIGN ON THIS FUCKASS MODPACK

[frank citrus]

W

[frank citrus]

wtf kind of mod is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9r0M_RkjK0 @drowsy finch

[indigo plover]

Procedural parts something

[frank citrus]

oh

[indigo plover]

Yeah you can just make bullshit

[frank citrus]

i never messed with procedural parts mods

the thing that makes KSP fun is having premade parts already in the game

[indigo plover]

In sandbox a lot of the stuff just like…isn’t capped

I don’t have the image but I made a kilometer tall SRB

[frank citrus]

😭

[indigo plover]

It was 250 meters wide too.

It would clip through one of the launchpad structures and get flung into the sky

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ship-36-s36-shitfuck-explosion-gif-11843587041939074347

[pine edge]

grand regent stud

[pearl coral]

heh. Me.

[frank citrus]

what you call me

😡

[pine edge]

stud is a compliment

[frank citrus]

idk what a stud is

other than the unit of measurement

[pine edge]

unit of measurement?

[pine edge]

handsome fella

[frank citrus]

yeah the american one

[lavish blade]

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ksp-kerbal-space-program-oh-no-gif-13755592931779316764

[wanton portal]

I love how the tank can kill it's fellow zombies

[frank citrus]

game crashes

especially game crashes

ksp doesnt like it when i force feed it 100 mods

[wanton portal]

Also for some reason recording in steam, seems to lower my framerate for some reason

It's more smoother than this

[drowsy finch]

Waaaaaaaaaa

[shut patrol]

architecture is good though

can't complain

[fierce hearth]

accidental creation of a shitfuck

[high briar]

There's 5 devs and 3 game seers online

Holy shit

Possible update?

Frank's also online

[mystic marlin]

no

[high briar]

Possible

[mystic marlin]

no

tthey abandoned the game entirely

never to be touched agane

[lavish blade]

No

that's just not true

[mystic marlin]

yes

it's true

[lavish blade]

mhm okay where'd u get this info from

[mystic marlin]

idk steam reviews

[lavish blade]

they're lying\

[mystic marlin]

lo

nuh uh

the game has been abandoned and i am a victim

[lavish blade]

he is still in the server

[mystic marlin]

paid actor

i'll believe update when i see update

[indigo hare]

Dont engage bait chrome!!!! Dont do it!!!!

[lavish blade]

i know thats why his last message was 20 minutes ago instead of 2

[weary crag]

They took the money and ran guys

[gusty lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1491507781973446828/are_you_sure_m00.gif

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/srecni-ljudi-ozren-tebe-treba-gif-8414941

[rough holly]

From all of my interaction with @lofty kindle he is a stand up gent, so I believe it. The guy has always been top shelf.

[mystic marlin]

there is no updates

there is no announcement

go home

[sage steeple]

Not possible. Because I have the money. So I guess they just ran.

But running is good for health

You don't want the devs to be healthy

[gusty lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hell-naw-low-iq-unintelligent-mNal0EQtG3jbLtZPuD

[weary crag]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-this-gif-4011795153273257473

[coarse crystal]

Is the Game dead?

[gusty lotus]

nah

[wanton portal]

Which city would you guys rather go to?

[twin abyss]

Silent hill seems like I'll at least get some peace and quiet for once

Raccoon City is nothing but mischief

[lean bolt]

Hey peps

[quick citrus]

god can i just say I fucking loved silent hill 2 remaster

was the first ever horror game i played start to finish

got the in water ending

im bout to replay it

[drowsy finch]

Shovels are so cool yo

[peak oasis]

ngl there must be a middle between complete radio silence and overpromising updates.
Bruh cant they just say "No worries we are working on, thing a, b, c but dont have an ETA yet"

[indigo plover]

Puppy ear

[wanton portal]

I keep going to r/publicfreakouts and keep seeing posts like "2 guys/girls fight over a girl/guy" and I gotta ask... Are the people you're fighting over for even worth it?

[agile stag]

lowkey i feel like half of the time fighting over a person is just an excuse to fight someone

like yeah they prolly care about them a little bit but they prolly fight just for the love of the game yknow

[hexed geyser]

Ball just phased through

[wintry ingot]

anyone hopping on vc to play l4d2

[indigo hare]

Gameseer most recent communication on Reddit, I think 3 days ago?

Take it as you will

But it’s something

At the very least, theyre alive and working

[peak oasis]

ty

[high briar]

What kind of humor is an inanimate object getting up from sitting and walking away

I really like it

[indigo plover]

Wallowing in my poop until half sword update

This is how grim it’s gotten

[sage steeple]

I will push off a helikopter and throw poop at you

[severe fulcrum]

“Something we need to improve” so why don’t they 😭

[indigo hare]

Because ur mom

Or something

🖕

Imagine that was gameseer saying that

Not me

[lucid atlas]

you'd be killed either way

[gaunt girder]

Raccoon city

I'm not going to silent hill

[spark quartz]

easter more like stinkster

[indigo hare]

Silly mod more like

[severe fulcrum]

Oh ok I just hate gameseer now, not u

Why would they say that

[indigo hare]

Really..bod..but replace o with an a

Got em

Idiot

🖕

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1443564645443960832/1494597844764721253/maximum-tension.gif

[green lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604406051210788874/1504121280625119332/Resident.gif

[hardy mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-screaming-panicking-panic-gif-17592927

[stone sedge]

End of the Fencer mod era?

[lucid atlas]

yuh huh I retired

[stone sedge]

Noice, enjoy it

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-belly-rub-belly-slap-gif-11344238899365820282

[stable wren]

@frank citrus i just like

took

[devout wigeon]

so much shitposts

[stable wren]

2 hours

to write lore

[devout wigeon]

ure half slovakian half where

why ure only proud ur half

[stable wren]

wot

[devout wigeon]

whats the other half

[stable wren]

💔 French

[devout wigeon]

mon couer etait brise

[stable wren]

half doesn't mean I can speak it

[devout wigeon]

i dont either

[stable wren]

I am ethically somthing else

[devout wigeon]

i only know this

[stable wren]

but I cant say it because of like rules

[devout wigeon]

oh okay

[stable wren]

i am Slovakian from my mother side. They were from Austro-Hungaria, and served in WW1 in Isonzo

and French from my mother grandfather side

[devout wigeon]

nice

🌹

[gusty lotus]

@warm pebble shoutout to you for this godly image

[warm pebble]

Thanks to moai :D

[gusty lotus]

and to @indigo hare shoutout to him aswell

[warm pebble]

He posted it first afaik

[obsidian kraken]

Can I get free game

[wintry ingot]

someone hop on vc

[warm grove]

Even when communicating they suck at it

[gusty lotus]

YEAH WELL

ATLEAST THERES COMMUNICATION

RIGHT

😭

[warm grove]

Honestly outstanding performance

This is like doing a free throw

Except that instead of bricking (not communicating)

You load the ball into a cannon and blow up a random kid

[gusty lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-shocked-scary-JefYGoZrBScaw8z5WZ

yo what

[warm grove]

He is evaporated

Turned into spaghetti sauce along the side walk

Then they say whoopsie daisy keep holding on we'll release a cleaner (patch) soon™

Goodnight lmao

[gusty lotus]

WHAT?

anyways hru

[pearl coral]

hi

[hexed geyser]

My keyboard mogs

[gusty lotus]

what was that

💔

[hexed geyser]

Looj at this

[hexed geyser]

Nono I swear

Look

[gusty lotus]

I SAW THAT

[hexed geyser]

I have proof

[gusty lotus]

cool keyboard

aha..

[hexed geyser]

I am not a weirdo

I am not adam

[gusty lotus]

yeah alright

all good

[indigo plover]

Go to watch Hail Mary
One of the trailers before the film is fucking Digital Circus 😭 😭 😭

[pearl coral]

armor polishing day today mayb

[hexed geyser]

I watched TADC when it was only the pilot,it took so long to get episode 2 that I lost my interest

[stable wren]

wassup chud

i spent two hours

making LORE

[rancid reef]

lore

[vestal eagle]

I would leave the theater, go to the projection room and smack the projector operator in the face as he or she is drinking their stupid ass drink for that

https://tenor.com/view/emperors-new-groove-emperor's-new-groove-new-groove-disney-defenestrate-gif-15531275002616087845

Imagine the window this guy is flying out of is the projection window, and everything below is the theater

[pearl coral]

i like how it's assumed they have a stupid ass drink

"the next person to laugh is getting sent to the office"

the look bro gives me:

[vestal eagle]

All projector operators drink lime or grape flavored Liquid Death, I know it

[pearl coral]

gosh i love liquid death

number one stupid ass drink enjoyer

[indigo plover]

I had a friend who drank that stuff in 9th grade and I vividly remember sneaking a metal nut into the can while he wasn’t looking and watching as he tried to figure out what was rattling every time he took a sip

[vestal eagle]

The best flavor is mango

[pearl coral]

diabolical

[pearl coral]

i like grave fruit the most

and the seasonal ones

[pearl coral]

cherry obituary is a good mainstream pick

[vestal eagle]

True

I also like berry it alive

[indigo plover]

Imagine an energy drink that is made with a dead rat floating around in each can

[pearl coral]

no i dont think i will

[vestal eagle]

This guy would drink those

[long basin]

What's wrong with that

[vestal eagle]

They taste like you shoudn't be drinking them

[indigo plover]

Good grief

[vestal eagle]

They taste like something you HAVE to drink

[indigo plover]

Pupy ear 👂

[long basin]

Google tells me it's literally canned water

[indigo plover]

He was born with a metal bar embedded in his mouth. Doctors finally remove it, allowing him to speak for the first time

[vestal eagle]

Liquid Death is fine, just not grape or lime

[long basin]

Oh well

Even then who names their brand Liquid Death

[hardy mirage]

they later turned the metal bar into several harmonicas in different octaves for the man to play

[vestal eagle]

Winners

[long basin]

When it's literally just flavoured water

[hardy mirage]

that's the joke

[indigo plover]

Would you rather be homeless or have no skin and live in the salt dimension

[hardy mirage]

it looks alcoholic but it's just water

[vestal eagle]

The latter

[hardy mirage]

ima be fr having a house made of salt would be pretty awesome

[vestal eagle]

House?

[long basin]

I thought it's a slang term for lean or something

[hardy mirage]

purple drank is one slang term for lean

[vestal eagle]

Or memphis mud

[hardy mirage]

that's a good one I gotta remember that

[vestal eagle]

What y'all think is happening here?

[hardy mirage]

spiderman uses his web vomit to school a fool

[subtle rampart]

I hope a Dune mod comes out bro I'm tryina stab some mf's on some I AM PAUL ATREIDIES DUKE OF ARRAKIS RAAHH type shit yk what im sayin

[vestal eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604406051210788874/1504121280625119332/Resident.gif

[pearl coral]

Tuff People

they sell normal water, sparkling unflavored water, sparkling flavored water, tea, and energy drinks

also water packets

[subtle rampart]

nice trojan link 😭

https://tenor.com/view/dog-wise-dog-dog-with-stick-peace-chud-gif-2502088125465450079

[vestal eagle]

?

[indigo hare]

He said “nice trojan link 😭”

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-happy-smile-jerma-happy-jerma985-gif-7648691171476422099

Really?

[indigo hare]

No

[pearl coral]

he didn't know how much!

[vestal eagle]

I'm losing my mind

I need a new update now

[lost terrace]

We all do

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-tweaking-black-guy-shaking-floor-gif-17800569265142365429

[pearl coral]

censoring hate is crazy

[vestal eagle]

Is this allowed

[pearl coral]

yeah

[frozen bloom]

when is coming new updates?

[stray moss]

Nutsack wired straight to the heart??

[vale cloak]

very 90s concept

[dusky hazel]

ok now this is some bullshit why do people name EVERYTHING after animals

[small fog]

Blender is named after an appliance.

[dusky hazel]

thats nto an animal tho

[small fog]

That was my point. Not EVERYTHING is named after animals lol

But most thing yes

[hardy mirage]

they should add a trigger to the willie bot for when people ask about the update

[vale cloak]

but its logo is a birb

its clearer in old concepts

[mystic marlin]

i told yall there would be no update

no announcement

the game is ABANDONED. Half Sword is OVER.

[mystic marlin]

blood is not allowed in half sword chat

[mystic marlin]

never

[frozen bloom]

😭

[storm otter]

they playing fort instead of adding better mod support

https://giphy.com/gifs/love-druski-coulda-been-uINTCjd4W6Bborpvnc

jk

[indigo hare]

Shut up Peter!!!

[tardy dock]

yeah peter

[severe fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-today-gif-14731534949278669964

[tardy dock]

fortnite is today apparently

[mystic marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-slap-toy-stretch-toy-abuse-gif-8522373636109174808

[wheat brook]

I think that was the worst week of my life

I feel like

Idk what to like

Idk

If there is a god, he has favorites

[plain sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368322583400808588/1497962763727798428/togif.gif

are you sure

[wheat brook]

It’s prolly this guy too

[frank citrus]

WWWWW

the longest i ever went is like 30 mins

hows it going on

[frank citrus]

he would play cs2

also thats against the rules

you might wanna delete

[wheat brook]

The earth is alive but idk what I’ve done to make it hate me so bad

I have been nothing but good on this plane of existence

But the earth doesn’t give a damn

The shit people I know who treat everyone horribly are soaring rn?

How does that make any sense?

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[frank citrus]

hi stizz

[frank citrus]

the relief you are looking for doesnt exist

[wheat brook]

I bet there isn’t relief

[frank citrus]

you need to learn how to appreciate life without getting distracted by other peoples success

[wheat brook]

And the only words of advice I have gotten today were “welcome to the real world”

This is not the real world

[wheat brook]

They don’t deserve that success

I feel so fucking mad and upset and like

[frank citrus]

maybe but it wont effect you either way

[wheat brook]

I haven’t ever felt like this in my life

[plain sorrel]

bradar

[wheat brook]

What the fuck is going on

What is happening bro

Oh my god.

You deadass cannot make this up

[plain sorrel]

nut boy what is happening

[teal narwhal]

dude why are you spilling your fries in the abyss

[wheat brook]

What have I done bro

[plain sorrel]

he has 300 souls

[wheat brook]

This is why people do drugs and smoke bro I can’t do this shit

I live life correctly

[wheat brook]

Then the earth says “fuck you” and doubles down on my misfortune

I’m gonna eat these fries off the floor

I feel like a worm

And I’m seeing things bro

In the corner of my eye there’s some sort of black figure and when I look at it nothing is there

[plain sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/fgteev-hello-neighbour-hello-neighbor-neighbour-interrupt-gif-4875278727629113368

[wheat brook]

My head hurts

I need ibuprofen

[plain sorrel]

nut boy just calm down

[wheat brook]

I haven’t felt calm in like

I haven’t had a moment

Bro what did I do

Literally why is this happening to me

What have I done bro I’m deadass so clueless

And it’s not “karma” bc I haven’t done shjt

My chest feels tight

I can’t sleep

I don’t even want kids bro

[plain sorrel]

nut boy just calm down

[wheat brook]

I don’t want to bring any life into this bullshit

[plain sorrel]

the depression will end at level 100

[wheat brook]

I think being a human is the worst shit that could happen to an earth creature

[plain sorrel]

you just need to level up

[wheat brook]

I’m not depressed

Humans say how great it is to be human

[plain sorrel]

just be a bird then

[wheat brook]

But I think animals are secretly grateful everyday for not being human

And I don’t blame them

[lavish blade]

no

[frank citrus]

i want to watch project hail mary so much

[plain sorrel]

okay then

what is it then

[wheat brook]

I wish that

[lavish blade]

uh

that

[plain sorrel]

enrique

[wheat brook]

If you’re good, you get rewarded

My integrity is running thin

I’m not gonna do any good if the earth doesn’t give me credit for it

[plain sorrel]

just level up

[frank citrus]

its good for the inner soul to do good

[wheat brook]

And I don’t even use the word “God” anymore bc if he’s real this is the most silent he’s ever been to me

So I js refer back to earth

[frank citrus]

you need to believe that your mental state actually makes things better though

[wheat brook]

Bc it’s what we see

[wheat brook]

It’s not

[frank citrus]

you also need to believe helping people out makes you happy

[wheat brook]

It doesnt make me happy anymore

[frank citrus]

then stop being a good person

and live life how YOU want to live it

[buoyant helm]

its been months, will there ever be another update?

[small fog]

Yes.

[buoyant helm]

when?

[plain sorrel]

in 11 months

[teal narwhal]

right now

[plain sorrel]

shush

[small fog]

Nobody knows, the devs have stated its a huge update with new content etc

[teal narwhal]

its gonne be JULY 30

i predict

[plain sorrel]

no

[small fog]

Burg is a content thief that redistributes it without authorisation, be wary of them

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/ilgbtenha-stantwt-stan-twt-dude-nobody-invited-funny-gif-2432697925408331078

[plain sorrel]

who knows

[frank citrus]

thats what i believe as well

[wheat brook]

lol people and this damn update

Where am I on the human hierarchy? Bc I know there is one

I don’t know the order, but I sure as hell am not anything notable

[sour reef]

Oh no!

She fell

[wheat brook]

My body feels like shit and I’m still young

I can’t “quit” my sport bc I have a scholarship for it

But if this is before the next level, I think I’ll quite literally die playing college

I just wanna feel good

I could talk to myself for hours

[vital zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-aqua-アクア-cunning-trick-gif-10670709571953635770

[wheat brook]

Bc I’ve learned how to do that and it feels nice bc nobody knows me like I do

[sour reef]

And you just stood there and took a photo. What a monster

[wheat brook]

I deleted some social media for weeks now, and that didn’t do anything

[sour reef]

Hey stizz would you rather be a woman or have 20 fingers

[wheat brook]

I think id rather be a woman

[sour reef]

Seems reasonable

[wheat brook]

I’d be the womanest woman of all time

[sour reef]

FUCK

i hate the censorship

Smh

I was so funny too

[true wedge]

Half Sword 3 Sneak Peek

[wheat brook]

This season I have to take people’s identities

[sour reef]

This looks very inspired by living the dream

[wheat brook]

Fuck bro my lower back is on fire

My left eye is completely red

[vital zealot]

She did that to herself

[wheat brook]

I bursted a blood vessel

[sour reef]

Take the photo? I doubt it

[teal narwhal]

make the other characters too

matteo, konrad, frank

[quick citrus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7sNfNuTNU&t=6296s

[teal narwhal]

and henrsh

[indigo hare]

Im so glad im human and not a stupid thoughtless animal

[wheat brook]

I’m so hungry

[sour reef]

I quite enjoy having thumbs

[teal narwhal]

man idk sometimes it sounds lit

[wheat brook]

And dehydrated

[sour reef]

Doctors wont tell you this, but the cure to hunger is eating

[indigo hare]

You know what’s more lit? Being superior to every other creature on the planet

[teal narwhal]

yeah but we have to do taxes and jobs and stupid stuff like that, takes the fun out of it really

[quick citrus]

usually in the morning before work i think that I would much rather be a mindless cat laying on window sill

[teal narwhal]

id LOVE to have my biggest concern in life being grass

[wheat brook]

I dont wanna go to the doctor

They make you more sick

Or hurt

I never listen to my doctor

[sour reef]

Dude last time i went to the doctor they stole my blood

And then drank it

Like a vampire

[wheat brook]

I’m so fucking hungry rn

I dropped my damn fries

Idk what to do anymore

Im so itchy too

And I can’t hear anything

I want Superman ice cream

Why do eyelashes fall off

[teal narwhal]

its hair

[wheat brook]

But so many fall off

[pearl coral]

doodoo feces

[wheat brook]

🙂

Hey it’s Friday tho let’s fudging go

My dog smells like shit bro

That’s literally my last straw

[lavish blade]

flesh prison is gonna be the death of me

[wheat brook]

I’d be an insufferable president

Or dictator

[teal narwhal]

gee mod

[wheat brook]

Rn if I ran any society

Everyone is fucking feeling it bro

[stable wren]

I made a wall of text

[topaz tree]

the 2016 praetor suit frying me

[teal narwhal]

shit i forgot to turn my mic off

😭

[stable wren]

I should make some crazy ludicrous magical abilities

In the historical fantasy verse

[pearl coral]

is this the tuffest pose a mf could ever strike?

[stable wren]

Hell naw

[pearl coral]

turns you into red sand

[stable wren]

Beat this pose

[pearl coral]

who's the porous doloris now

adequate for a pile of sand

[stable wren]

That's it

[pearl coral]

heapish if i do say

[stable wren]

I am turning your ass into a twitter hashtag

[teal narwhal]

this looks like it was created at some point

[pearl coral]

What

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ohio-speed-ohio-baffled-gif-17947248326914828372

[teal narwhal]

it looks like it was made

[pearl coral]

???

[stable wren]

Idk bro

I think he onto something

[hardy mirage]

counterpoint

(this image was way too fucking hard to find)

[stable wren]

Countering your counter point

[pearl coral]

some sandy ass poses from ol willem dafoe here

[indigo hare]

Is that will the foe

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1500011563753672775/3rb2ycfdnmyg1.gif

[digital pendant]

Devs please add this hyper-realistic crusader 12th century armour to hs /j

[pearl coral]

https://giphy.com/gifs/no-country-for-old-men-the-coen-brothers-javier-bardem-tIKaw1xEjw0Bq

[digital pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[frank citrus]

this displeased god, which made him very angry

[vestal eagle]

Genius is currently playing peak rn

[stable wren]

Funny enough

That happened

She got jumped

[vestal eagle]

Farcry 5, RDR2 and surprisingly Brutal Legend has probably the best atmosphere in any game I've ever played

[stable wren]

By two gods

[stable wren]

The ending parts got rushed

I was on it for 2 hours

[stuck beacon]

Cesar from gta san andreas got that shit on

[stable wren]

FC 5 is so peak

https://tenor.com/view/farcry-5-the-father-farcry-5-gif-14912654515058705507

[vestal eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/farcry-5-loading-loading-screen-gif-5443477924121422331

[stable wren]

I remember when everyone was obsessed with getting Jacob seed pistol

[frank citrus]

ksp with scatterer obv has the best atmosphere out of all games

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/and-heres-the-yapper-jacob-seed-far-cry-5-gif-2896421537532436292

[frank citrus]

theres realistic scattering and other planets have different colored sunsets

[vestal eagle]

I literally didn't understand a word of this

[stable wren]

Did you ever get Jacob 1911 or no?

[frank citrus]

kerbal space program

[vestal eagle]

I think I did

[frank citrus]

with scatterer

[vestal eagle]

Ohhh I see

[frank citrus]

a mod that adds realistic shaders to atmospheres

[stable wren]

Needs mods

L

[vestal eagle]

My favorite space game of all time is most definetly Megaton Rainfall

[pearl coral]

i havent a squire to help me carry my things tomorrow

i have all of this (about 50 pounds or so) plus two swords plus a shield i gotta bring

[stable wren]

You look like your about to sing a creed song

[frank citrus]

for an indie made like a decade ago i think it more than makes up for the fact it needs mods

but i agree

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-me-now-stop-me-keep-me-help-me-scared-gif-14431631

[frank citrus]

ksp DOES need mods

[stable wren]

SamOfSaturn gonna hit us with that

"Maybe six feet... ain't so far down."

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289686106450821183/1481983298677768224/togif.gif

[stable wren]

Did you see the lore i made btw

I sent some pictures

[pearl coral]

a tad

[vestal eagle]

Is this allowed?

[pearl coral]

tentatively

[stable wren]

I am going to make some insanely dumb magic later on

I had this funny one

It was a musician

And you had to hit them on beat to do any damage

[hardy mirage]

mother 3 reference

[stable wren]

nah but

imagine having to 1v1 the dude

and you are forced to play fucking beat saber against the mf

[drifting tartan]

if an update doesn't come out in the next, im just full quitting the game at this point, the game is BARELY PLAYABLE at this point in time.

The braindead ass idea the devs did "lets make weapons no longer have colision with the player" has made polearms nearly unusable 99% of the time, just a hotfix to revert that change would be enough.

[high briar]

Dont forget the horned great barbute bro

[drifting tartan]

and then there's also the dumbass "your foot is stuck in the floor" glitch that happens every 5 fucking steps in the abyss.

[stable wren]

Me and Rali verse is getting a main theme for the verse and the mc

I have to like comm it

30 bucks 🔥

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/duke-nukem-duke-nukem-forever-duke-nukem-meme-duke-nukem-not-reading-too-long-dont-read-gif-17171040675104568396

[stable wren]

i read it...

my eyes blew up

fucking pain.

[indigo hare]

Tbf I didn’t expect that second part of the gif

[stable wren]

i am deding

[drifting tartan]

this stupid fucking bullshit has lost me 20 characters now.

[stable wren]

holding lanterns?

[drifting tartan]

no

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-suit-rizz-piolho-rizz-gif-9510798795844586660

[drifting tartan]

look at my guys feet, one is stuck in the floor locking me in place

[indigo hare]

Bro has the power to phase through walls and floors and doesnt like it

Crazy

[stable wren]

i like

literally ever

never, seen this

[stable wren]

Moai, new lore dropped

for my historical fantasy verse

[indigo hare]

I read it if it’s what you posted earlier

[stable wren]

yeah

[stable wren]

and me and rali verse will eventually get a theme

[high briar]

You could probably comission el chromium for a soundtrack

[stable wren]

nah

the songs for this verse

[brazen vale]

Chromium?

[stable wren]

are based around like

Heavy metal

[brazen vale]

I prefer my browsers based off something else

[high briar]

Oh yokay

[stable wren]

i mean, its a verse set in like the year of our lord, 5000, with a group of evil doods, and the mc is a cop

must require heavy metal ost

[indigo hare]

Dave’s hot chicken

[stable wren]

the funniest part is

me and rali verse main plot

would've been COMPLETELY AVOIDED

if the villain never went to texas

therefore

[indigo hare]

If they had a Dave’s hot chicken

[stable wren]

texas is to blame

Texas is the root to all evil

[high briar]

What if the villain was stalled by Rizzbot the robot influencer in texud

Texas

Who do you think would win in a fight

[indigo hare]

You should make Texas the villain

Not the people, just Texas

[high briar]

Edward Warchocki or Rizzbot

[high briar]

They are both robot influencers

[stable wren]

the villain name is Austin, so it already is

[lavish blade]

indeed i can make heavy metal

[stable wren]

show example

[indigo hare]

Good choice, ive never met an Austin that wasnt a douchebag

[lavish blade]

i genuineoly haven't made one yet😭

[high briar]

Give texas a giant shotgun, a big tractor and weird overalls that are hidden under a big tshirt

[stable wren]

the Austin is also a woman

I like every event in me and rali verse that caused the villain to evil, is fucking avoidable

[indigo hare]

Ur moms a woman

Got em

🔥

[visual agate]

damn

[indigo hare]

Well, hindsight is 20/20

[stable wren]

If Austin wasn't into the mc, it would've been avoided, if Austin never went to Texas, it would've been avoided.

[indigo hare]

Fuckin Texas

[high briar]

😂 😂laughing so hard laugh 😂 😂 because AUSTIN is in TEXAS 😂 🤩 🥲 😆

[stable wren]

ngl doe to be fair

the mc is a bit stupid

[stable wren]

She didn't become a villain in austin texas

[drifting tartan]

it still bugs me that the first 7 hotfixes of the game were dedicated to optimizing ONE MAP because they couldn't figure out the reason it was lagging was the fact that they made an ENTIRE OPEN WORLD for a 30 foot playable area.

[stable wren]

It was Waco

Where she became evillll

[drifting tartan]

Waco? shit we talkin about the ATF in here?

[stable wren]

No joke I've never wrote a villain so like overly obsessed in my life till this moment

[indigo hare]

dont make the MC a dense moron 😔 way too many shows and stories make the MC an ignorant idiot

[stable wren]

She isn't a moron

Like

Goofy hahahahah

Luffy like mc

She is smart

But

She is so blind by her friendship with austin, she can't see the clear and obvious signs

And she wasn't good in relationships, it's a lore piece for her I was working on

So, Austin throws her hints

And she doesn't see it

Vanessa is also not into other women, so she has that too

[Vanessa the mc]

[tulip pond]

holy spam

[stable wren]

I am not spamming!

I speak in breaks

Not full sentences