general-catfish-🐱🐟

[hazy egret]

I mean Humans use to hunt mamoths with spears n shit

[indigo hare]

It would take like 20-30 people to hunt a mammoth

[indigo plover]

Iirc they once found sabertooth bones with markings on them that indicated the meat had been cut off of them, meaning that some cavemen ate it.

[indigo hare]

100 is drastic overkill

[violet garden]

100 humans vs anything is such a stupid debate. I don’t care what it is. It’s getting smoked. You know how many people 100 is? We’re jumping that mf. I don’t care. Fuck whatever it is. It dies TODAY.

[teal narwhal]

100 humans vs one nuke

[indigo hare]

Now that

Is a fair fight

[violet garden]

Just leave ggez

Also a nuke is manmade. That’s just humans v humans. Humans still win

Shitass

[wheat brook]

Never eating two Ben & Jerry’s again

[teal narwhal]

100 huamns vs living 1 night in st louis

instant loss for the humans here

[indigo hare]

Against what

[glacial yoke]

Did devs stop the fixes?

[indigo hare]

Other humans in st louis

[teal narwhal]

no just living in st louis

like just being there

[hazy egret]

100 humans vs smitor

[indigo hare]

The next update is big with new content and fixes

[teal narwhal]

id win that ez

[violet garden]

You got me. Any land even formerly of the French is cursed forever

[teal narwhal]

i mean at least louisiana has kickass food

[violet garden]

I wouldn’t say it’s pyrrhic, I say the cat gets curbed

[wheat brook]

109 humans vs 100 humans

[glacial yoke]

last time I checked game had solid reviews. It is all going down the drain now. From the side it looks like money was made and promises are now not being fulfilled

[violet garden]

That’s how they pull you in

[indigo plover]

Possible worst theory ever

[violet garden]

Whichever side I’m on

[violet garden]

I’ve seen this before it’s fuckin hilarious

[teal narwhal]

hey im part louisianan

[violet garden]

Poor thing got holstered

[indigo hare]

People just don’t want to wait for an update, it is what it is. Devs not communicating doesnt help

[violet garden]

Poor guy

[indigo plover]

Yeah

The theory is bullshit too

[hazy egret]

Michigan was french territory once are we cursed

[teal narwhal]

i get to enjoy bingets and whatnot, sadly im allergic to shellfish so i cant eat crawfish

which SUCKS

[polar steppe]

wut

[hazy egret]

I cant imagine being allergic to shellfish it sounds horribel

[teal narwhal]

i eat it, it tastes good, then i throw up

[hazy egret]

I would cry if I couldnt eat crab and lobster

[teal narwhal]

my stomach doesnt like it

[violet garden]

Whoever made it was zaz’d out the mind no doubt

[violet garden]

Beignets are bomb…

[teal narwhal]

i've never had the oppertunity to have either of those

im might sacrifice myself and have it once tbh

i fucking love shellfish even though my stomach doesnt

[indigo plover]

I think its based on these sabertooth marsupials, which did likely have covered fangs. However they are COMPLETELY unrelated, and just convergently evolved saber teeth

[hazy egret]

I tried crawfish one time but it was just so much work for such little meat and they serve them with their face on and it made me uncomfortable

[indigo hare]

I’ll never trust scientists to tell me how things actually looked 😡

[teal narwhal]

we really dont know how those things looked like

i'd imagine they had more fat on them, and didnt look like their skeleton

[indigo hare]

I mean look at a hippo skeleton

[indigo plover]

There is no saving Thylacosmilus in any situation though

Sabertooth cats if they fucking sucked

[indigo hare]

You know people in the future are not gonna make it look like real hippos

[indigo plover]

Can't even run fast

[teal narwhal]

look at the fucking platypus skull

[cyan schooner]

I remember someone gave the dinosaur treatment to other animal skeletons.

Geese and stuff looked insane.

[indigo plover]

Obviously an orc skull

[violet garden]

Oh interesting, haven’t seen that. I think I also remember hearing about some other smilodon (or other genus I forget) having shorter teeth that would more likely be covered. Been a minute tho, I forget the details lmao

[teal narwhal]

it looks like the put a tiktok chad filter on it

[indigo plover]

Trueee

All Todays. Made by the same guy who made All Tomorrows

[wheat brook]

Bad night

[indigo hare]

Bad night hope you have nightmares

[violet garden]

This instantly made me question my “100 humans smokes anything” theory. I stand by it after taking a moment to ponder, but FUCK ME

[indigo hare]

Hippos are wild

Super dangerous mf’s

[indigo plover]

Yeah, there are a few species of semi-sabertooth cats.

I like Xenosmilus a lot because they have cartoon sharp teeth

[indigo hare]

Thats a troll skull from Skyrim

[pearl coral]

give me triple t gifs

[violet garden]

Yeah that’s sick. I gotta get back into paleontology shit. There’s some wack stuff out there

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tung-tungtung-tungtungtung-sahur-tungtungtungsahur-tungtungsahur--k01KQ90HG9W5B52HT320R8S6XHN

[indigo plover]

Paleoartists choosing between calm scenes and The Horror

[teal narwhal]

cubs chasing a butterfly vs a fucking crime scene

[indigo plover]

Something on your face, Mr Mammoth

[teal narwhal]

no i dont think there is

[indigo plover]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-jaguar-jaguar-tank-tank-jaguar-tank-the-jaguar-gif-5387732510129637740

I like jaguars because they are very rotund

Like you gotta imagine tuba music in the background

https://giphy.com/gifs/OaklandZoo-tired-wake-up-jaguar-lARPY1bFwzHkx5Wl2y

[teal narwhal]

they are not very nice people

[pearl coral]

better ones

[indigo plover]

Yeah, I know. They are very antisocial

[teal narwhal]

no thats all ur getting

[indigo plover]

Sometimes they will bond with individual people but in general they just wanna be left alone

[indigo plover]

Though when not actively tweaking, they sometimes like belly rubs for some reason

Depends on context

[teal narwhal]

its like that with any attack ever

on a city at least

[drowsy finch]

Thid is so col…. Iwish cats were reall…

[indigo hare]

Yes, the allies committed war crimes too. Let’s not even look at the Japanese internment camps in the USA at the time.

My grandma lived in Berlin during the war and remembered the bombing. They even left the top of the church damaged to remember it there today

[drowsy finch]

I think world war 2 happened

[indigo hare]

I can’t believe you just said that

[teal narwhal]

false

[drowsy finch]

Why did you fix it :sad.

[drowsy finch]

I really do

[indigo hare]

Cowardice

[drowsy finch]

If you look at the facts world war two

Happened.

I think

[indigo hare]

If you don’t stop spreading misinformation im going to have to remove you

[teal narwhal]

actually common misconspection! world war 1 happend, and then world war 1 pt2 happend, not world war 2

[drowsy finch]

You should remove me from normal people and add me to head admin of half sword

[violet garden]

WW2 was made up to sell stupid fucking “Keep Calm and ____ On” merch. Those duplicitous Brits…

[drowsy finch]

So i can ban people for being alive

[indigo hare]

We really should ban people who are currently breathing

[drowsy finch]

With me in charge that would be the case

[teal narwhal]

jokes on you i dont breathe

[drowsy finch]

World War 1 Episode 2

[indigo hare]

I’d vote you for president

I trust you so much

[drowsy finch]

WW2 was invented to create army surplus stores

[drowsy finch]

Thank you civilian

Thank you other civilian 2

Wowie

[indigo hare]

And the jeep

[drowsy finch]

Thats two vites

[drowsy finch]

I loved my jeep its in a better place now

[livid condor]

HI

[teal narwhal]

i can get cool clothes now so im not complaning

[drowsy finch]

(It’s in hell but maryland has worse drivers so its okay)

[teal narwhal]

i dont think this is very good

[drowsy finch]

Big war is gonna getcha

[livid condor]

SOI

[indigo hare]

Im gonna go out and get a full army uniform with patches and ranks and walk around with it outside. It’s okay, im doing it for fashion

Maybe I’ll get a discount

This is totally okay to do

[livid condor]

BAN

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-mod-reddit-moderator-ring-camera-ring-bell-door-bell-gif-14869590459863907533

STOLEN VALOR

[indigo hare]

I went to boot camp in fort Texas, Nebraska

[teal narwhal]

people be saying I stove alor, idk what that means but they must like my fit

[livid condor]

Swi

[drowsy finch]

billions nist die

[livid condor]

MOT

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ohio-confusion-i-show-speed

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[livid condor]

EV

[indigo hare]

Army vet who had a mental breakdown and thought he was the character in a book saving a kid and he broke into the house in the end where the mom and kid were and the dad came home and got him to leave peacefully. Kinda sad hes a meme from a mental breakdown but also, it looks very funny and I love the gif

[teal narwhal]

how dare you pre steal my gif

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[livid condor]

KI

[drowsy finch]

Collect my speed

[drowsy finch]

He was an army vet?

[teal narwhal]

ishowslenderman be like:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229412012602298379/1422081302290763857/togif.gif

made ts unfunny

[indigo hare]

Yeah the dad asks him in the video if he’s ex military and he said yes

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[livid condor]

DND

[drowsy finch]

Hrm

I did not knFUCK

scholrship essay :c

[brazen jacinth]

Oh man, you better lock tf in. Cause that’s gonna save your life.

[drowsy finch]

I’m so fucking sick of writing

[livid condor]

kzj

[drowsy finch]

ur right tho

[brazen jacinth]

He was confirmed not to be.

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gibberish-discord-meme-get-this-man-a-shield-wakanda-gif-1239357558790190300

[teal narwhal]

ai haters when they have an essay due at midnight:

[weary tinsel]

https://imgur.com/a/aE9F3Lc

[livid condor]

JIL

[drowsy finch]

Life changin aintit

[teal narwhal]

yo twin are you good

[livid condor]

FARs

[teal narwhal]

they put him on that dentist anesthesia

[livid condor]

GED OF DE DOILET

DEDOF

[indigo hare]

Sorry bud, that goes against my narrative so Youre wrong

🖕

[brazen jacinth]

But he ain’t

[livid condor]

ADOF

[indigo hare]

Imagine being wrong twice

[brazen jacinth]

And he ain’t

[indigo hare]

I already decided im right, Youre not winning this

[weary tinsel]

woah

[brazen jacinth]

So he ain’t

[indigo hare]

Wrong

[livid condor]

AJOB

[teal narwhal]

low cortisol activiteis

[brazen jacinth]

That he ain’t?

[violet garden]

I’m a certified ™️ rage baby hater and I’ll say, the art of halfassing is gone. If ima slack ima slack with some fuckin GUMPTION damn it. Gahbless.

[indigo hare]

U r wrong

🔥

[livid condor]

HAF SWOD

WILI

[brazen jacinth]

Still he ain’t

[teal narwhal]

i love ai but i dont be using it to slack unless i have a 100 qustion thing due at midnight tmrw

which uh

is the case

[livid condor]

ATY

[small fog]

R u ok

[teal narwhal]

he got a lobotomy

[livid condor]

LOVLAND

FROGMAN

HEDO DIS

[carmine parrot]

hi bradars

what happen when i gone

[livid condor]

WAT

[carmine parrot]

half shit still half shit or half sword

[small fog]

Everything was peaceful

[livid condor]

WAI PING

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ahhh-80--k01KQ9322M0P6VFYGNAR48Z3BPQ

[carmine parrot]

half shit or half good

tell

[teal narwhal]

half good

[carmine parrot]

very half shit

no optimise

where is friend chrome

and burg and spod

[teal narwhal]

death

[carmine parrot]

yapple shit

half shit

[carmine parrot]

why

[teal narwhal]

you

[violet garden]

You STRIDE into that classroom, you LOOK em in the eyes, and you SLAM that assignment down, completely empty except your name at the top, and you TAKE your zero with PRIDE
You probably shouldn’t follow any advice I give

[carmine parrot]

no

[teal narwhal]

its a virtual assignment i dont have the satisfaction of doing that

[small fog]

Make a gif of it and send that instead

[carmine parrot]

but i never kill friend

[teal narwhal]

modern problems require modern solutions

[livid condor]

👎

[teal narwhal]

it is becuase you say half shit too much

they died cuz of that

[carmine parrot]

half good

[livid condor]

😁

[carmine parrot]

@lavish blade @burg@spod

friends alive now

[livid condor]

TAS

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kreekcraft-crying-over-triple-tung-sahur-gif-8071189098258541904

[livid condor]

TU

[teal narwhal]

bro how are you a higher rank than the fucking community manager 😭

did you grow roots in your chair or smthn

[livid condor]

BYI

[drowsy finch]

I used to be rank one and then i stopped talking here

[teal narwhal]

who is first

[drowsy finch]

Mostly cuz i had to quit my job

[teal narwhal]

makes sense

[drowsy finch]

How the fuck am i still top 3 😭

Rediculous

[carmine parrot]

pls help

evil dog breaking my home

evil ass moth from half sword 2 shit

ridiculous

i am smarter

evil ass moth bad shit half shit super very shit and fuck shit bad butt ass naked

very bad

i am united states

[teal narwhal]

is today is opposite day wtf

[carmine parrot]

mate shit kangaroo half shit

bad bad bad

[brazen jacinth]

My condolences

[carmine parrot]

you are india

[brazen jacinth]

Step away from my turnips.

[carmine parrot]

punjabin

[teal narwhal]

tulip bubble somewhat mentioned???

[carmine parrot]

bubble evil buble from sponge bob

[livid condor]

YU

[drowsy finch]

Re dih kew less

Lets not post that shit here please 😭

[carmine parrot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/memes-speed-covering-his-mouth-MOYUOOoIHOj9PKN1rE

pipe bomb

[livid condor]

Juj

[teal narwhal]

they took my boxing gloves from me

[carmine parrot]

i can give recipe

[small fog]

Lucky you had a back up weapon.

[drowsy finch]

Its rediculous

Q

[teal narwhal]

never leave the slums without it

[violet garden]

🦅 🇺🇸 🦅

[teal narwhal]

do you wanna know a fun fact

that i learned today

[violet garden]

Better be a good one

[teal narwhal]

it is trust me

[livid condor]

uy

[teal narwhal]

there are only two escelators in the entire state of wyoming

[carmine parrot]

do you want pipe bomb recipe

[violet garden]

That makes sense Wyoming fucking blows

[livid condor]

UI

[teal narwhal]

js ping the mods atp

[livid condor]

i kil peplo on haf swod

i ban

[carmine parrot]

not illegal

[livid condor]

no ban me

[brazen jacinth]

The only crime I’m charged for is too much swag

[livid condor]

me kil haf swod peoples

[pearl coral]

he’s temporarily in jail

move along

[livid condor]

wili

[teal narwhal]

ghosts HATE to see this man entering the building

jumpscare or smthn idk

if i was a ghost id let it happen honestly

if i've been dead 200 years and some guy starts pulling up and throwing parties for ghosts that would be lit

[brazen jacinth]

Would you not be if someone pointed a camera at you while calling your name 15 times and ask you miscellaneous question.

[teal narwhal]

establisihng communication with someone who isnt dead and being asked "how old are you" i'd slime the guy out

[brazen jacinth]

It’s like taking a shit and someone outside knocks on your stall or shouts at the entire school that you are takin a shit.

[teal narwhal]

a predicament

[indigo plover]

What happens when you hit the ground

[indigo plover]

7/10 wood types done so far

[teal narwhal]

yeah i got a few

[high briar]

Russian name guy’s dming me about some friend thing

How should i respond

[high briar]

You became a modlord!!!

[drifting stirrup]

The eyes...

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-dark-deep-3T7WB64PW315Z8zhRg

[teal narwhal]

he js want some of that estus flask

[drifting stirrup]

I think he also wants to wear my entrails as a necktie

[teal narwhal]

nah he doesnt seem that kind of guy

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-24580984

[teal narwhal]

honest reaction

[lofty kindle]

Awesome, Doctor Venture and Brock Sampson cameo in the Invincible comic.

[drifting stirrup]

https://youtu.be/duURSCktuJY?si=Wr51aQdQh-PXVQ16

[frank citrus]

Smitor congrats on getting modlord

[frank citrus]

WONDER BEAST READS THE COMICS

They picked the right man for the job

[frank citrus]

He got banned

Hes prob gonna ask to invite his alt or something

What is he saying

[high briar]

Recipe for pipe bomb

[frank citrus]

[bright ember]

I'm so ugly I could probably pass as a face in Early Access

[brazen jacinth]

Face WIP

[bright ember]

✌️😭

[rugged star]

?

I’m use to mine breaking mid fucking summer when it’s 100+

[indigo hare]

If you’re unsure if you have electricity back, try putting a metal knife into an electrical outlet

Trust

[gusty lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-fnaf-jumpscare-nsKF6b978RU7U6I9Ra

[indigo hare]

Actually Nevermind I don’t trust you guys

[scarlet cradle]

note: this usually only works once

[indigo hare]

Dont do that

[rugged star]

then your house burns down

[indigo hare]

Insurance companies will accept it as an accident

Because how are you supposed to know metal and electricity dont mix

Ur not a scientist

[rugged star]

and if you live in some places your rate goes up

[indigo hare]

Thats alright, you take the huge insurance payout and go to the casino and make millions, trust

[indigo plover]

"Yeah you know that island in the Mediterranean? The one by Turkey?"

[hexed geyser]

Bro got us buying the 4D stuff

These companies know something we dont

1500 for this

Tryna find some star wars lego and this is what I be finding vro

There aint no lego store here

So now I gotta look at the triple T toys

[indigo plover]

Wordle 1775 𒈙/6

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟨⬜🟥
🟥🟥⬛🟥⬛
⬛⬛🟥🟥⬛
🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟥⬛

[polar steppe]

We are so cooked fr

hi

[wintry ingot]

yall who do you think wins

[hybrid granite]

bro thats like 30 bucks

[gusty lotus]

goose

[hexed geyser]

Yeah

[idle crest]

I think we should probably get the kids used to hyperbolic buildable toys before getting them on something like a 4d build.

[waxen heart]

What about a 5d stuff

[hexed geyser]

You underestimate my 1st grader cousin

[unkempt summit]

was this too far

[indigo plover]

Apothecaries will take one look at this and immediately whip out the dreadnought

[plain sorrel]

not far because you are close

[shell hawk]

nah

[verbal harbor]

how do i mod

i need to know

[sage steeple]

Guys

I can call this guy an idiot and he won't know lmao

[sage steeple]

Or you can put the money in your hard drive and keep copy pasting it to new folders

[quick citrus]

what da hell

why willie there

man thats game rlly copy halfsword 😭 😂

i love bald

https://giphy.com/gifs/skybound-comics-invincible-5zs4qUlMXqtB6hXUXq

conquest shouldve just went bald tbh

there was no saving his hairline

[frank citrus]

Yea the intelligence spy goats

Theyre there to silence and execute people who want to prove the earth is flat

To drive globe and other round object prices way high

And ruin the economy

[lavish blade]

wtf is 2slimey

yo genuine noise pollution turn that shit down😭

[pale bough]

they spelled my name wrong

[warm shoal]

Y'all know that feeling when you're wearing white pants but you want brown pants so you low-key just shit yourself

Or is that just me

[unreal bay]

It needs gpu

Not cpu

What card do you have

Yeah definitely run it on gpu

[lavish blade]

No! No! AI Bad! Wodr! Wodr! Polar Bear!!!\

i know it's a joke

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-wriotags-gif-3084011263963247857

They gotta change them up after the old ones have been automodded and stuff

[gilded dune]

Lmao

[blazing heath]

https://klipy.com/gifs/game-of-thrones-red-wedding

when my wife sees i bought a new rolex instead of baby formula

[gilded dune]

Indeed

[frank citrus]

language learning models??

GANGHIS KHAN!!!!!!!!!

how is tihs automodde

d

what are u even using a local LLM for

oh

another bot

automod is working perfectly

i respect that

r u also on linux

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

ARCHHHHHH

oh

bro

delete

@gloomy urchin

THE IMAGE

YOUR LOCAL IP

mb

[indigo hare]

Did you know when Socrates was sentenced, less people voted him guilty of a crime, than his death sentence? That means that there were people voting who said “no hes not guilty, but fuck that guy kill him”

[frank citrus]

i also heard that on his execution day he was allowed to discuss philosophy with his followers hours after having drank a poisonous drink

mans just wanted to discuss philosophy

[indigo hare]

I hate when philosophy corrupts the youth 😡

[frank citrus]

die of disease ig

[indigo hare]

Drink

Like a normal person

[untold wraith]

Like this guy

[indigo hare]

Your art is very

Unique

In a good way

Is he a banana

[rigid thicket]

biggest rug pull of all time

[untold wraith]

It was loosely based off of the tophat guys from boxtrolls

[untold wraith]

Your mother

[rigid thicket]

you have no life the only social interactions you have is through this discord you social reject

[lavish blade]

ok

anyway i wanna make a drunk mod in half sword

[rigid thicket]

i don't care i'm only in here to see if the game gets updated which it doesn't because the devs rug pulled

[gilded dune]

people when it takes time to make updates:

[rigid thicket]

4 months is more than "takes time"

[gilded dune]

You DO realise it took them like over a year to make the game how it is now right?

[rigid thicket]

yeah a buggy mess LOL

[frank citrus]

self projecting much

[rigid thicket]

how is this projecting, yall spend all day typing in here about your worthless lives and im just checking to see if there's any updates

[gilded dune]

for real, doesnt understand that a small team takes a lot more time to make stuff than a big studio

[rigid thicket]

you're claiming projecting cause you know i'm right

[stable wren]

I am hungry for your souls

I thrist

[frank citrus]

im claiming projecting cuz you think because someone has fun without having to see other people faces that they are social rejects and cant form human connections

[rigid thicket]

loser shit

[frank citrus]

you seriously CANT be that dumb to draw those conclusions unless you live that kind of life yourself

[rigid thicket]

loserrrrrr

go outside

go figure out your pronouns

take your estrogen pills too

[stable wren]

Wassup chat

[gilded dune]

Suppp

[stable wren]

What's this guy issue

[gilded dune]

You know you're losing an argument when you bring up unrelated stuff

[frank citrus]

what a combo

[gilded dune]

Hes got SPS and is crying because it takes time to update stuff

[stable wren]

I wouldn't modmail for this

[stable wren]

Oh

The guy puts his pfp as his face

[gilded dune]

He is as they say, a discord E- Gangster

[stable wren]

This man 100% suffers from a severe case of idiotic

Andrew tate headass

He looked like ryan gosling for a second

[gilded dune]

I think he got banned lmao or left

[stable wren]

"We should make it where chuds and wannabe Discord gangsters are all banned by default upon joining a server."

[livid condor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1469028580792209418/1496589429404598395/togif.gif

[gilded dune]

Yes please

[livid condor]

clic

noe

[gilded dune]

togif.gif

[livid condor]

me no gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1488656708573200426/1498560307281264671/togif.gif

[frank citrus]

what does this guy originally say

[gilded dune]

Yeah no I think he got banned, tis against the rules for hate speech and im 90% sure that was

[stable wren]

He our sheriff for a county over.

He hates criminals more than Redhood does from the dc comics

[livid condor]

yeo

[gilded dune]

Yeah fair

[livid condor]

yes

[stable wren]

He the guy that said "We would've shot him more but we ran out of ammo." When responding to why the swat team magdumped a cop killer

[livid condor]

he guy

[stable wren]

He is also labeled as America's strongest and most strict policy Sheriff

Mf got power scaled

[livid condor]

anerica yes

[stable wren]

My county sheriff, is also very strict

[gilded dune]

I mean Im 90% sure he left, I looked at his profile and it says no mutual servers, so im guessing he left or got banned

[stable wren]

Florida police are strict af

[frail nacelle]

did bro hear the phrase rug pull from some crypto bro and decide to run with it for the rest of his life?

[livid condor]

sherif stric

[gilded dune]

Most certainly

[stable wren]

Anyone above me is now transported to Florida for eternity

[gilded dune]

Thats why im confused too lmao, I kinda wanna ask the mods if he got banned

probs

[frank citrus]

OH I RECOGNISE THIS

[stable wren]

They kill people?

[frail nacelle]

they thirst for blood

[frank citrus]

aura

[gilded dune]

Wah

[swift carbon]

Pvz garden warfare was peak

[frail nacelle]

can confirm, you killed my dad

[swift carbon]

It was better than battle for neighborville

Wrong reply mb

[frail nacelle]

lol

[stable wren]

A sacrifice was required 💔

[swift carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-speech-bubble-meme-joke-arbys-we-have-the-meats-gif-24803181

[livid condor]

B

[gilded dune]

B

[warm shoal]

How legendary is butcher?

[high briar]

Billy butcher i think legendary

If it’s dr pigsy in arkham knight he’s a weirdo

Normal butcher is okay

But turkish butchers are the best

[warm shoal]

I meant like, that one guy on this server

[high briar]

They call us boss with a real smile

[warm shoal]

Exactly bro

[frank citrus]

https://youtu.be/GFb2_fE_yzc

[high briar]

Why is the name mario and ceasar salad from mexico

[frank citrus]

MY COUNTRY GETS REP FOR ONCE

[high briar]

Love your tea

I have a set

[frank citrus]

wdym

[high briar]

I have the leaves and all

And the glasses

[frank citrus]

UR AWESOME

[frank citrus]

WHATTTTTTTTTTTT

[high briar]

And this really ornamental spoon

[frank citrus]

ur practically turkish

they should give you a visa

id vouch for you

[high briar]

Viltrumites must be space turks

[frank citrus]

guys does this sound familiar...

[high briar]

They have mustaches

Big and burly

[stable wren]

As a ability for a mc, how good or bad is this?

[frank citrus]

OOOOOOOOO

WAIT

WAHT IS THISSSS

[high briar]

Sounds really cool

[stable wren]

The mc abilities in my medieval fantasy verse

[frank citrus]

awesome

[high briar]

Is it based in a fantasy country/city or does it base in a real country/city?

[stable wren]

Purely fantasy

[high briar]

Still super cool

What is the biggest mosquito blood? 18 trillion mosquito blood 🩸

[stable wren]

The world is set in a universe where there is 20 gods after a massive war, the gods made their own kingdoms in a time of peace.

The mc, is Ganda. A nun, for a church and mercenary

[high briar]

A surprisingly cool original concept

[frank citrus]

finally an original MC role

[high briar]

Usually original concepts usually are quite unhinged if it isnt done right

[stable wren]

Ganda isn't a full fledge nun, as in while she works for the church, she isn't labeled as a prophet. Meaning, she can do whatever she wants, date whoever she wants, and the church won't care

[high briar]

400000 pfennigs later in the story she gets excommunicated for some reason

[frank citrus]

whatr

[high briar]

It’s like getting kicked out of the church

Anyways my friends and I have made up a some cool “powers” that are quite overpowered

[frank citrus]

ohü

[stable wren]

She can't even be kicked out

Because of one big reason

[high briar]

There goes my pfennigs

[stable wren]

the church she works of the Church of Humanity, thier boss is Jean

[high briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998216166407405679/1461358655017586760/DEATH.gif

[stable wren]

Which is also the little sister to Ganda

ganda sketch btw

[high briar]

Ooh mamacita

[stable wren]

@frank citrus These are just the goddesses btw, fun fact.

You see none of them! They are just mentioned throughout the first story

[frank citrus]

ur very intricate abt this

instead of introducing them all you should make some characters reference them throughout the story

[high briar]

Tsar tsar

Have i heard this name before

[frank citrus]

unless thats already waht ur planning to do

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/nicholas-ii-nicolas-ii-nikolai-ii-romanov-tsar-gif-11208185225246921124

Should i get into armour smithing

Looks quite easy if you have the tools

Quest: Get a metal shear, anvil and metal hammer

[stable wren]

they already are mentioned just by names and stories

For example, its mentioned all the gods and goddesses hate Azure

[frank citrus]

WHY WHAT SHE DO

[stable wren]

Its mentioned that, once. The gods and Goddesses besides V and Malik (they were still doing their 1v1s trying to kill each other for the past 500 years)

Jumped Azure, it was a 1v18.

and... she won.

[indigo hare]

Nah I’d win

[frank citrus]

how...

[primal palm]

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure armour smithing is like one of the most complex forms of blacksmithing if you're trying to make the fancier stuff

[stable wren]

she controls emotions

and also

[frank citrus]

oh

[stable wren]

she has like

30 kids

its hard to jump someone who can make you pissed off to a point where you can't think straight, and you have 30 children that are also demi-gods backing you

[frank citrus]

WHO ARE THEIR FATHERS

[high briar]

I will start off with cold smithing crude armour

Like katsen brust

[primal palm]

Like theres a reason smiths were making swords and stuff way before they made plate harnesses

[stable wren]

its

the same guy

[primal palm]

Fair

[high briar]

I already have items that can make a forge

Like a coal grill

[primal palm]

Some earlier helmet designs aren't too complex either afaik

[somber torrent]

is "the pit" planned to be added soon? just curious if anyone knows the answer

[stable wren]

here all the male gods

[frank citrus]

all of them...........???????????????????????

[cloud marsh]

peni lol

[woeful flame]

https://tenor.com/view/all-of-them-piccolo-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-anime-gif-17874023

Oh whatever

[swift carbon]

Cancer

[cloud marsh]

62 6F 6F 62 73

[stable wren]

Yeah

[cloud marsh]

what was that

suddenly, a server link

flashed for a split second

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/all-of-them-piccolo-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-anime-gif-17874023

[gusty lotus]

uh

[cloud marsh]

was it you? monkeymike

[frank citrus]

damn ur level 3 and ur not allowed to send gifs

[frank citrus]

scam link

but automod got them

[cloud marsh]

62 6F 6F 62 73

a real important message

that needs to be delivered to the server mod

[worn egret]

slipped on a banan

[gusty lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/instagram-viral-nazoom-BKw04PbLlfOl2tzrwO

[dusky hazel]

i fucking LOVE the great axe

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmm-homer-simpson-eyeroll-gif-13185781

[frail geode]

Sax saven

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[stable wren]

the verse that me and rali are making, is like super cool so far theme wise

[frank citrus]

you should tell me more abt it

im hooked

[stable wren]

The one with ganda, is the one I am making

me and Rali are making a universe, heavily inspired by like punk themes and noir.

[drowsy finch]

I can’t wait to have free time

[wintry wing]

Lmfaoo ive thought of this. I think it would just be cool to pay to have my likeness as a character you speak or interact with

[neat tundra]

[stable wren]

i wonder if mcwonder showed Frank the pic

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-funn-funny-ez-gif-19606337

[stable wren]

MCWONDER

DID U SHOW FRANK

[neat tundra]

which pic

[prime brook]

Yo is Frank alive

[neat tundra]

the death of any Willie leaves a void in me...

[prime brook]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-willie-half-sword-willie-half-gif-12943834111818676135

[quick citrus]

i love the overlap of halfsword players and invincible watchers, its a lot more than i thought

[stable wren]

"He has me." - Frank protecting the willie being jumped

[neat tundra]

you have saved the lives of every living thing on the slums map.

[prime brook]

The planet Willtrum

[lofty kindle]

Venture bros Cameo in the comic.

[stable wren]

Isn't venture bros and Evil dead in the same universe

[stable wren]

I have a plan to make Ivan kregg

[mossy fern]

Some awful mobile game’s using half sword footage to advertise also hi Mr mcwodner

[lofty kindle]

Along with many others. The various heroes from image comics make regular cameos. It would have been cool to have seen Witchblade and Spawn in the major battles in the show as they were in the comic.

[drowsy finch]

I wish viltrum was real

[drowsy finch]

If only copyright laws and whatnot weren’t evil and evil

Nature

[lofty kindle]

Discord crashing for anyone else on PC?

[lofty kindle]

Legit would have loved to have seen this animated.

[eager garden]

yea

[gusty lotus]

Woah

All the servers are down for some reason

[drowsy finch]

Yeah sorry

Didn’t mean to overwhelm discord by posting pictures of outside

[lofty kindle]

Touching grass scares the AI overlords!

Looks like they pushed an update.

[frank citrus]

you guys should def make a gc or a server

[gusty lotus]

why did u do this!!

[gusty lotus]

oh christ

look at the leaderboard in the server 💀

YOUR THE ONLY HIGH RANK THATS ACTIVE!!

[stuck island]

hello bro

the server is back

[drowsy finch]

too much grass and now the server's down </3

[runic heart]

i thought the server got nuked by an exploit

[bitter python]

okay so it's NOT just me

[gusty lotus]

SAMEEE

HOLY SHIT

i thought the world was ending

[tepid bloom]

i thought i got banned or smth

[sonic sand]

Bro me too

[hybrid granite]

oh jesus christ

i thought i was a goner

holy fuck

[mortal imp]

server had a stronk

[little nimbus]

yes

[spark quartz]

Discord as a whole had a stronk

[heady wigeon]

it cant be that much of an issue

it was down for like 2 minutes

or smth

idk

[topaz oak]

yo

[little nimbus]

how did you make it work ?

i tried putting one and it didn't work

it did

[untold wraith]

I don't hit the Dougie

The Dougie hits me

[spark quartz]

ok

[untold wraith]

I don't just say ok

I say okay

[hidden spear]

The fuck happened to the server for a hot minute?

[junior depot]

Discord issues

[untold wraith]

Ur mom

[untold wraith]

Everyone's banking information just got taken

[stuck island]

Hello bro

[untold wraith]

Rip 😔🙏

[stuck island]

Is the server healthy now

[untold wraith]

No

[stuck island]

PLAP

[indigo hare]

Discords going crazy

[stable wren]

Servers held together by duct tape and dreams

[gray nebula]

there was NO need for that guy to be that badass about it

[wicked copper]

when is the game getting updated? any news?

[warm pebble]

No, its coming out when ready, but it IS coming out

Dont trust the ones that say the game is abandoned

[wicked copper]

i don't, though the devs could communicate more

[warm pebble]

Thats the main issue thats been plaguing this server, but keep cool and say random shit and the time will fly by

[idle crest]

This needs adding to halfsword.

[gusty lotus]

Historically accurate

[restive trench]

what exactly am i looking at

is that a literal meteor hammer

[gusty lotus]

Peak cinema im watching in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[restive trench]

lmao

[frank citrus]

servers back ig

[gusty lotus]

u got popcorn?

[restive trench]

yes

[idle crest]

we use them in the uk for getting rid of chicks when theres too many in the coop

bit of an improvised tool

[gusty lotus]

no fucking way you guys use that type of tool 😭

[restive trench]

couldnt u just kill it normally

bro got a fucking 2 in 1 blunt and sharp meteor hammer

[idle crest]

is that not normally?

[indigo hare]

This is incredible

Not sure how you’d safely hold it though

[restive trench]

ive never had to get rid of chicks in chicken coops but i there got to be another way

that doesnt look so evil

[idle crest]

idk man it does the job

and its cheap

[restive trench]

fair enough

[balmy agate]

we dont use that here 😂

use to have chickens and in the uk the old fashion way was to well give em away eat em or drown em from what ive heard from people

never thought of that though not for me haha

[restive trench]

yeah eating the big ones to make space the little ones is sensible

not whatever that was

[balmy agate]

quickest way to do it is the neck from how my grandparents would do it

or shoot em but that less viable here due to gun laws

[frank citrus]

all of that is so morbid

just break the eggs

abort them

[balmy agate]

i just mean chickens overall

eggs yeah can just break em and feed them to the chickens

[frank citrus]

my grandpa cuts the head clean off so theres no misery

[balmy agate]

you can do that to but a snap os pretty much instant from how my grandparents did

[frank citrus]

oh

[balmy agate]

both are viable buit i think a snap is less stressful for the animal as you can do that as soon as you grab one whereas getting ready to chop ones head could cause morre stress to the aniimal

but im not here to talk about cruelty and all that just wanted to comment on it haha

all really depends on the person and how effectively they can do it is all that really matters

[pearl coral]

hi

[elder pawn]

bye

[stable wren]

Wassup samuel

[honest wyvern]

is the plançon better or worse than the sword

[spark quartz]

HI VEROO

[pearl coral]

which one are you better with

[honest wyvern]

idrk

[spark quartz]

What's your pfp from? It seems familiar

[honest wyvern]

skyrim

[spark quartz]

Is it a specific character?

[honest wyvern]

the pic ison the fandom or smth

[honest wyvern]

i think its reckless mage

listed as reckless mage

[spark quartz]

interesting

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tidal-wave-geometry-dash-extreme-extreme-demon-bloodbath-gif-8991012316297023000

[teal narwhal]

this is real i was the big red arrow

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-marvel-vs-campcom-umvc3-gif-11277829843529469568

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-resident-evil-gif-25555465

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/nemesis-dbd-dead-by-daylight-i-love-tunneling-gif-9219783680732625503

[spark quartz]

Are you excited for the resident evil movie

[elder pawn]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

resident evil movies are usually misses

[spark quartz]

I have faith in this one since the director is pretty good

[elder pawn]

yeah

[spark quartz]

I think hes actually played the games too lol

[elder pawn]

i hope they don’t end up doing this movie like they did the silent hill movie

[spark quartz]

lets hope so

I think what might make the re movie good is the fact its an original story

silent hill movie was just silent hill 2 right?

I havent seen it

I always hate when movies or shows are just the normal story, like make something original ffs

[elder pawn]

oh dude they fucked the movie up so bad

silent hill 2 movie was hellish

[spark quartz]

damn lol

at least the remake was bangin

[elder pawn]

they got EVERYTHING wrong

[teal narwhal]

folks am i cooked

[small jolt]

gm_flatgrass

[elder pawn]

just dodge bro

[neat tundra]

the gun mod has the worst default shoot button of all time and he cant shoot and move at the same time.
its over

rip smitor

[teal narwhal]

i ended up just freezing time and mag dumping him while doing so

I won

[wheat brook]

Hell yes

[swift carbon]

Death machine of a thousand cuts and bruises and of pure agony and self harm

[stable wren]

Modders will make the coolest thing and have the key to use it be fucking -

[teal narwhal]

cant have it conflict with in game keybinds and theres a lot of good ones that are taken

[frank citrus]

what abt "

[teal narwhal]

ppl were complaining about k how would " help?

its farther away

[idle crest]

gotta know how to use it, again its for clearing overcrowded chicken coops

[teal narwhal]

honestly i think i just now solved this issue and ima use it for my next mod

[frank citrus]

WHAT WHICH BUTTON

[stable wren]

There a tool that is more expensive than what you have

But

It's like a nail flattner

[teal narwhal]

number keys!

[stable wren]

You aim it up to the cattle or chicken head, and shoots a rod, killing the animal instantly

[frank citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372936312104943720/1476133690324029562/togif.gif

tbh " is closer to wasd than any other key

[stable wren]

It's for humanely ending cattle

[teal narwhal]

dude " is on the OTHER SIDE OF THE DAMN KEYBOARD

[frank citrus]

WHERE IS " ON YOUR KEYBOARD

[teal narwhal]

what kind of fucking keyboard do you have that puts " next to wasd?

[idle crest]

Oh we just use shotguns for that

[teal narwhal]

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF WASD

[frank citrus]

mine is between esc and ~

[teal narwhal]

yeah im sorry but im not gonna account for that

[stable wren]

The rod is less messy

[frank citrus]

WHERE IS URS

I THOUGHT " WAS ALWAYS THERE

[teal narwhal]

LOOK AT THE OWN DAMN IMAGE YOU SENT

RIGHT NEXT TO THE RIGHT ENTER

fucking directions man i swear

[idle crest]

Yeah but we kinda have the mindset if something can be used for multiple things then it's better use it than have some entirely new thing.

Plus certain types of shot dont make much mess

[frank citrus]

what abt windows key

[teal narwhal]

that would open the windows bar

so not very useful

[frank citrus]

ik im just joking

[stable wren]

That's fair

Cheaper and less clutter in a already chaotic scene

[teal narwhal]

lowky gonna work on my mod in vc cuz i can

[stable wren]

Lowky

I farted

[teal narwhal]

proof or it didnt happen

[stable wren]

Sounding like a bomb went off

[teal narwhal]

no proof

[frank citrus]

they do that for fishes too but its manual

[stable wren]

You use a knife for fishes

[frank citrus]

you stick something in the face of the fish and push a knife through it killing it with almost no pain

[stable wren]

It's easier and it's always on you

[idle crest]

Any giblets on the floor can be washed away with a hose

[stable wren]

Humane kills involve destruction or impaling the brain

[stable wren]

They would all perish instantly

They won't feel a thing

[frank citrus]

yeah well

it appeared on a yt short

[stable wren]

Sealife usually requires a knife because they aren't thick skinned

[idle crest]

Another way of doing it is putting shaped charges on their foreheads and detonating them at the same time if you need to get rid of a bunch of livestock at once

[stable wren]

That's a lawsuit speedrun

[idle crest]

Otherwise it's quite hard to get the second or third

[stable wren]

Someone should tell Ivan he should cosplay Kregg

They look the same

[idle crest]

Not the same laws

[stable wren]

Where do you live

Like

Country

[idle crest]

Wales

[stable wren]

You poor soul

usa for me

[idle crest]

How ironic

[stable wren]

We both live in shit holes

[idle crest]

Wales is a shithole?

[stable wren]

Close to one

[idle crest]

Interested to know what makes it a shithole lol

[stable wren]

The people

That's it

I dated a girl from the wales, miserable

Worse thing ever

[idle crest]

Online dating?

[stable wren]

Physical

I only did like, 1 online relationship out of almost 10 or so

[idle crest]

Why would she move to USA?

[stable wren]

Family, i was with her when I was a minor

And uh

I knew a few people online

That were from the wales

Also, miserable

[small fog]

Thats cause you knew them not cause of wales 😆

[swift carbon]

😭

[idle crest]

Wales is one of the places with probably the least amount of actually bad problems

[idle crest]

Also, a shithole in Northern Europe is an entirely different thing to a shithole in the USA.

[stable wren]

The most miserable people I've ever met doe have always been Canadians

[idle crest]

Man's never spoken to someone from the Republic of Ireland

[stable wren]

I have!

Ik their dicks too

But every Canadian is stumbled across have been so insufferable

[idle crest]

Do you mean their or they're

[small fog]

😆

[stable wren]

They're

My brain is tired

[idle crest]

Lmfao

[small fog]

One implies youve seen their privates

[stable wren]

Especially since my fuckass pc is refusing to work 💔

Connected to the wifi.

Max bars

Stable Connection

Everything is saying it's offline, makes sense

[small fog]

Watch out Ireland, bug is watching you.

[neat tundra]

My fuckass pc is the reason I know their dicks

[stable wren]

But my worse ex was Canadian, the worse friend group I've ever came across was a bunch of Canadians, it's never ending 💔

[small fog]

I've met one shitty person from Quebec

And he was shitty cause he was a shitty person, not cause of Quebec

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bathing-prada-soggy-sogged-demonic-creature-gif-11281159660744564537

[sour reef]

Average shithole in Northern Europe

[idle crest]

Lol, frankfurt

[sour reef]

Basically.

[drowsy finch]

I love baltimore !

You should visit some time

[sour reef]

No you don’t

We lying today

[drowsy finch]

I love baltimore !!

[sour reef]

Lies

The only place worse than Baltimore is like Memphis

[gloomy crest]

is there a way to get out of split screen mode? i went to spar and randomly got into it and now i can't win any matched. any time i reload the game it stays the same

[idle crest]

What Americans seem to consider nice houses tend to be really tacky and shit too

[small fog]

Remove the mod?

[sour reef]

500,000 dollars for a paper house which blows away at the smallest wind

[drowsy finch]

I fucking hate it here !!!!!!

[visual agate]

cobaltimore

[gloomy crest]

i have zero mods im playing on the steam version

[drowsy finch]

implying atlanta is better than baltimore is nuts

[stable wren]

I think this answer differs

Depending on who you ask

[teal narwhal]

ts looks beautiful fym

[idle crest]

I mean like, their "victorian style" buildings, look like props for a larp festival

[sour reef]

No you so right for that

[teal narwhal]

it is tho

[sour reef]

Memphis, Atlanta, Baltimore

[drowsy finch]

phoenix are you from atlanta

[small fog]

Yeah shit, idk man. Sorry

[oak olive]

https://open.spotify.com/album/630Ghq63TD0uGFgv3hapx3?si=3n1qZWSRTne3J4hO50vf-A

[sour reef]

Those are like ONLY on the east coast (Baltimore)

[drowsy finch]

hi guyts :3

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-flight-flight-reacts-there's-no-limit-there's-no-limit-to-the-larp-gif-7853161908269230264

i have the more saturated version

[sour reef]

Real patriots love Cincinnati

[still scaffold]

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-he-does-think-bro-QI9Qs2jpfyCuXAFTeA

[drowsy finch]

krane

[still scaffold]

why are you outside

[still scaffold]

imagine getting sunlight

[drowsy finch]

th sky was gorgeous

[scarlet cradle]

I would burn ;-;

[drowsy finch]

I know your captain dont u fuckin press me twin

[sour reef]

Trying to convince us that Baltimore is a real place which people enjoy living in

[drowsy finch]

I never said that !!! I just said I like it!

[sour reef]

Does that imply Baltimore is fake?

I knew it

[drowsy finch]

y;all fw my fish

[still scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193556706223984681/1366535872891064401/attachment.gif

[drowsy finch]

I love this image so much

[sour reef]

Is it named Baltimore

[drowsy finch]

yes

[teal narwhal]

literally anything from the northeast except new york, new jersey and maine dont exsist

[sour reef]

Then no

[sour reef]

“Northeast”

[small fog]

The usa isn't real, none of those states are united.

[sour reef]

Mid atlantic at best

Southern at worst

[still scaffold]

ew east coast

[teal narwhal]

new york is not souther fym

[sour reef]

The west coast is literally make believe

[sour reef]

BALTIMORE.

[still scaffold]

wrong

I live there

[drowsy finch]

maryland is midatlantic

[teal narwhal]

baltimore doesnt exist

[sour reef]

Ai

[teal narwhal]

so it cant be included