general-catfish-🐱🐟

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-cringe-gif-19831193

[teal narwhal]

more lightsaber colors

[frank citrus]

im not a car guy either but i see the appeal

i want to have a really good PC rig that i would preferably build myself

[indigo hare]

My mid life crisis will consist of me eating myself into a coma

[frank citrus]

even though my current pc would probably last me a very long time and it already runs at 60 fps 1080 with most games

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-gif-26612628

[weak sundial]

yeah so apparently half sword will just completely bork your progression after a crash sometimes

happened to me once the other day, did a clean reinstall, fixed it, happened again today

fuck this game lowk i'll come back when they update it

[worldly vapor]

what kind of helmet is this?

[plain sorrel]

this is a turkish conical helmet

[frank citrus]

turkiye mentioned

gn

[indigo hare]

Metal

Yeah definitely metal

[sage steeple]

Why give coma to yourself when you can give it to others?

[sage steeple]

Damn, they had weird shaped heads in Turkey.

[teal narwhal]

i like how the dark maps show the lightsabers better

[sage steeple]

no shit

[worldly vapor]

ik but doesnt it have a fancy name other than a descriptor of where and when its from

like how European helmets are called "Burgonet" or smth

or do Islamic helmets not get the same fancy treatment

[sage steeple]

its 'light' saber, it is meant to be used in the dark

[plain sorrel]

turban helmet and migfer

[teal narwhal]

true, true

[drowsy finch]

Disney light sabers

[teal narwhal]

true

[indigo hare]

Goat is so goated

[grave crag]

holy shit im so scared

i just got a clip of a DEAD BODY turning its head towards me

literally bro

theres no denying that it isnt cursed

[indigo hare]

Use the do not use this one

[teal narwhal]

this is what it does

[indigo hare]

Literally only your clips out of everyone in the server, yours are the only ones who never actually play the video. Now im going to go turn on my pc just to watch your clip

Stupid mf discord mobile

[indigo hare]

good god

[teal narwhal]

i got a clip similar to this of my OWN character looking directly behind and at ME

[indigo hare]

that is not what i expected

what weapon even is it

[grave crag]

man half sword is fucking cursed bro

[teal narwhal]

its just a giant ass sword

its so big that it clips out of the map instatrnyl

[indigo hare]

willie got tired of yall brutally dismembering him 24/7

[grave crag]

well...

you got a point

[teal narwhal]

clip in question

[grave crag]

idk if i can send mine

[teal narwhal]

put it in game footage youll be alright

[grave crag]

alr lemme find the video file

[wind prairie]

next half sword team communication with community... when?

[teal narwhal]

i bet its gonna be during the steam medival game fest

[indigo hare]

Hey instead of worrying about some little ol thing like that, Heres a picture of my cat. Forget all your worries about halfsword

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-cat-kitty-case-oh-caseoh-kitty-gif-10158875947500614550

[indigo hare]

Heres my other cat. Yes I still have Christmas decorations up

[teal narwhal]

im allergic to cats sadly, W cats tho

[indigo hare]

That is very unfortunate, theyre the perfect pets for introverts

[teal narwhal]

i can never step foot in istanbul 😔

i would just disintegrate

[indigo hare]

Why is it called Istanbul if theres no bulls??

[teal narwhal]

they all got replaced by cats

@grave crag holy shit that clip is crazy

[grave crag]

ik bro

[teal narwhal]

lowky gonna stream my lightsaber mod

in vc

[worthy harness]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-charlie-kelly-mac-mcdonald-mac-charlie-gif-7920656350703000840

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-wait-i-know-you-funny-i-know-you-remember-gif-22255572

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/this-server-is-my-life-this-server-is-my-fucking-life-lstanberg-gif-23058810

[drowsy finch]

this servers all slowed down

[visual agate]

clown

[drowsy finch]

sprite zero

[pearl coral]

that's wwhy my life s bad

[visual agate]

spiro

magic wand is the goat

[gloomy urchin]

meow

lappy

[teal narwhal]

couldnt take it ig

[teal narwhal]

this goes so uneblivably hard

[pearl coral]

right

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/995620631603327017/1290485611521900615/watermark.gif

[dreamy mango]

Knaue!

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/судья-дредд-judge-dredd-фильм-1995-фантастика-gif-1678416020870873939

[drifting stirrup]

That looks so cool 🤍

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-a-banan-banana-peel-banana-slip-slipped-gif-27316013

[pearl coral]

Righ t !!

[last whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207211941651812362/1352384347071578206/caption-45.gif

[drifting stirrup]

The one on the left reminds me of the Baron with that Cuirass

[pearl coral]

yes

[last whale]

@pearl coral https://open.spotify.com/track/7cDvj9Zi8BZBgs4VQNOD6H?si=569159ca0db943c7

[high briar]

What if you paint your armor with a gold lacquer and get a wrapped italian armet

[drifting stirrup]

Max volume spotify embed strikes again

https://giphy.com/gifs/thecomebackhbo-hbo-comeback-the-5xaOcLEOpUHGdoF3yw0

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-in-bath-toys-gif-11994976550362590797

[pearl coral]

it not paint .

[pearl coral]

good stuff

like mizmor and thou

[last whale]

[high briar]

2500 pfennings and the Baron's cuirass this guy has some affiliation with the military

[pearl coral]

cool album cover too

[drifting stirrup]

You a Powerwolf fan by chance?

[last whale]

Nay

[drifting stirrup]

Nvm then 😔

[pearl coral]

good old Cincinnati Crawler

[last whale]

Ion like power metal

[drifting stirrup]

Dubious little creature getting into mischief

[last whale]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dubius-little-creature-dubius

[drifting stirrup]

The beast is demonic in nature

very icky

no good

[pearl coral]

i love my new wallhanger sword

[drifting stirrup]

I need to buy a Zweihander to hang on my wall fr

Either that or a Claymore

[pearl coral]

look

[pearl coral]

by definition a claymore is a zweihander

zweihander just means two handed

[drifting stirrup]

Zweihander but Scottish

[pearl coral]

the german ones wouldve been called schlachtschwert, english slaugh sword, italian spadone

[hard raven]

Nice dawg or hairless cat I can’t tell

[pearl coral]

dog

[brave sorrel]

very nice creature

[high briar]

I think the zweihander's definitive name is Landsknecht Greatsword

if i'm not wrong

[visual agate]

i like lap land

north finland

texas

yeah

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bathing-prada-soggy-sogged-demonic-creature-gif-11281159660744564537

[teal narwhal]

expected from a cat named prada

[drowsy finch]

Whyzat? What’s prada mean?

[teal narwhal]

aint prada a fashion brand

[drowsy finch]

Wouldn’t diubt it

It’s not my scene

[brave sorrel]

Pretty sure it is but I'm not big on the fashion scene either

Don't they make handbags or sum shit

[worldly vapor]

cat named Pravda

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-knight-clash-royale-clash-of-clans-pekka-gif-9493443644511047740

[signal marlin]

they should add more game modes

would be sick to have game modes like maybe on the forest map where its like a cart and a dead horse we could have the player be on a team with some other bots and ambush those on the carts n kill the horse n whatever

to make it like also a tactical game

[toxic pivot]

Why are you specifying "lap"? Y'know lap was used as a racist term towards Samis right? Are you calling it lap-land on purpose to disrespect the Samis?

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[honest needle]

What's with the moths

Can't they be kind?

[brave sorrel]

Ironically the moth members of the server have been the chillest people I've seen here

[honest needle]

Also how is drawing going @gloomy urchin

[gloomy urchin]

i am kind

[gloomy urchin]

eh i cba

[honest needle]

CBA?

I'm not a native speaker

[gloomy urchin]

i just get random urges to draw random things and dont bother actually learning and putting in more time than 15 minutes per MONTH

[gloomy urchin]

cba = couldnt be arsed = couldnt be bothered

[honest needle]

Draw the bananas

[gloomy urchin]

it appears peripeteia devs woke up after 4 months

i have a feeling they just randomly decided to rewrite the entire thing mid-development and just can't admit it 😂

[visual agate]

no… i didnt know that…

[gloomy urchin]

whar did u mean by that then

[visual agate]

i accidentally hit space…?

like bro

[gloomy urchin]

p and space are nowhere close

[visual agate]

well it wasnt my intent to refer to a racist term

[gloomy urchin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dexter-doakes

[toxic pivot]

Well.

Now you know.

#Stay_Informed!

[gloomy urchin]

isnt lap another word for thighs

[toxic pivot]

Yeah

The correct racist term would be double P's

[visual agate]

i sincerely apologize for anyone i may have offended, it was not my intention to post a typo as such

[toxic pivot]

But I ain't spelling it out cuz I respect Samis

[gloomy urchin]

its all /j (probably)

[toxic pivot]

Nah it's a real derogatory term that was used against Samis

Anywaus

[gloomy urchin]

great so i can type lappland consciously knowing it offends someone

[toxic pivot]

Let's change subjects

[toxic pivot]

Honestly, most Samis don't care

It would be worse though if you call one a Lapp

But they don't care too much about people calling it Lappland

Cuz like that's what we're taught in school in Scandinavia

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937767299677577256/1324379158977187920/attachment.gif

[visual agate]

whyd they call the arknights character that

[gloomy urchin]

nuhuh thats politics

[toxic pivot]

Oh shi

Is this a no pol server?

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[toxic pivot]

Oops sorry

[plain sorrel]

politics in 30 seconds

[gloomy urchin]

however we get to complain about ai and stupid corpos

[toxic pivot]

Complaining about corporations isn't even politics, it's just worker rights

🤷

[gloomy urchin]

eh i never really saw the difference lol

[plain sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/to-earn-the-right-to-work-right-to-work-earn-the-right-to-work-the-fine-print-fine-print-gif-9576040394118700442

[visual agate]

sometimes it ties back to politics but for the most part yeah

should be fine

[toxic pivot]

Anyhow my school be start

Farewell

[visual agate]

but its boring to talk about so

bye bye

[gloomy urchin]

mmm i should try hoi4 again

[visual agate]

maybe pants

[gloomy urchin]

this time i will totally obliterate ussr with finland (i cant even capture 1 town)

[visual agate]

so true 😟

you need that one finnish sniper guy

then world dominance

[gloomy urchin]

maybe i try with germany to get that war experience

[visual agate]

perhaps

[fierce osprey]

most likely both then (settings and game)

[umbral barn]

Working politics

Well you know

Marrige is a kind of politics too

You should form like alliace with a family of your wife and yours

And help each other

And stand up for a member of your "alliace" when they are "attacked"

[plain sorrel]

alliace

[blazing heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768266925859405855/1495533191233142835/image.png?ex=69e69752&is=69e545d2&hm=25e73e67e129dc61a17b55004f93260d2fd6e34ea317f09b685c23f6330d5288&

[gloomy urchin]

i dont get strategy :((

how the hell do you win in war of dots

[honest needle]

Bro by that definition scientific discourse is politics

It isnt

It's influenced by politics

But it's not politics

Remove game cache after the blood update the old one corrupts the engine

[blazing heath]

by taking the enemies cities

war of dots is like the most simple strategy evef

[vast merlin]

medieval politic

[gloomy urchin]

but to do that i need to attack
in order for attack to be efficient i need to constantly keep the blue line up
in order to do that i need to cycle units

but cycling doesnt work my enemy somehow is always better at it

[blazing heath]

just get better

[vale cloak]

me when i'm the only player in the world on this game rn

this makes me the best player in the world

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[indigo grail]

@lavish blade

For some reason the shadows are all evil ingame

[lavish blade]

in the first screenshot u sent there are no shadows

[indigo grail]

The game handles it really weirdly

i'm currently trying to solve it

There has to be a seperate map for lighting which i bake into both, and then it kind-of works ingame

[lavish blade]

why tf r u using ue4 or smth

is that ue4 or earlier

[indigo grail]

This is unreal engine 4, this game is from 2018

Every material is also a weird custom thingy i have to make sure looks good

Some metal is really dark and others are normal

[umbral barn]

also

about war of dots

i tried playing this game

and it is sucks

because

uh

if you played it

you know why

[indigo grail]

I just realized this is because i have to bake lighting onto the vfx map too

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-jailed-jail-cage-gif-12742508553562715694

No joke it just fucking turned back into the original stage

I'm dead..

[lavish blade]

whats this

[indigo grail]

This is the map i'm replacing

[gloomy urchin]

its not really

its fun but in its own way

as a person with short attention it shrimply gets repetitive

[indigo grail]

None of the precious shadows i baked work at all

[gusty lotus]

did the ai get smarter suddenly or something what just happened

[lavish blade]

stop using baked shadows

thats why

lmao

[indigo grail]

The game cant handle dynamic shadows..

[lavish blade]

is ts a hs mod or a game

[indigo grail]

This is a fighting game im modding

[indigo grail]

Like the moment i have a dynamic shadow setup if you go inside of its radius the game will immediately drop to half-speed

[restive trench]

stupid question

are you sure you have shadows enabled in game settings

[indigo grail]

Hi

[indigo grail]

I do!

iirc im on max settings

[restive trench]

must be a skill issue then

[gusty lotus]

@lavish blade

[high briar]

Give it the curved messer head

[gusty lotus]

still genuinely shocked that he pulled a one two combo on me

😭

[lavish blade]

yo shoot him\

[idle crest]

Diabolical thing to say.

[lavish blade]

lmfao but if it's broken i guess it's the only thing

even though it's arguably better to have baked shadows than dynamic shadows if the dynamic shadows lag too much

[idle crest]

First thing to try is fixing the vertex normals on that gate mesh. When a model has bits with reversed normals it often looks a lot like that.

[idle crest]

It's better to bake shadows in any situation where said shadows don't need to move.

[stable wren]

You

[pearl coral]

hi

[stable wren]

Okay ngl i forgot what I was going to ask ima be so fr I'm so sorry 😭

[stable wren]

SAMMY

Wasuuuuuuppppp

[pearl coral]

nothing EVER

[stable wren]

💔

[idle crest]

...
There's also the potential issue that repeated segments of the gate will share the same uv space and so it will attempt to bake shadows onto multiple parts of the gate that use the same texture space. @indigo grail

[stable wren]

Literally me

[high briar]

Why is thragg so big

[pearl coral]

Because he is closer to the camera

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-meme-anger-mad-thragg-gif-6417141235193562233

We love thragg here

[sinful loom]

i lowkey should make a moth fursona

[stable wren]

One of the invincible creators

Confirmed that Conquest would've been nice in a alternate reality

Insane

[idle crest]

@pearl coral btw mate that armour I showed you... I spent most of yesterday and all of the day before wearing it on a film set

[gloomy urchin]

omg she sweared

[umbral barn]

what the

[swift carbon]

😭

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439809540488167444/1482593095156633770/20250826_170303.gif

[round comet]

can anyone tell me where this blade is from and what it's for? i assume it's a falchion blade originally but i don't know

[drowsy finch]

I think that idea is scientifically proven to be really good.

[round comet]

tru

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207211941651812362/1352384347071578206/caption-45.gif

[sage steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/wet-willy-gif-14481797397514855142

[frank citrus]

Moths are the cutest to make a furry of tbh

They literally wear fur as a tiny ass bug

Also total mommy figures

Absolute divas

[sinful loom]

1:5 florida

[sage steeple]

Wait, moths are ass bugs?

[frank citrus]

If you let them be

I wouldnt though

[sage steeple]

why

[sage steeple]

Who is letting them be

[frank citrus]

[gloomy pine]

bake it directly into the diffuse texture, that's how real men do it

[plain spindle]

What happened to sheep :(

[formal portal]

what do y'all think of my guard post in Sanctuary?

[drowsy finch]

Gone for like a year :(

GUYS CASUALTIES HNKONWN IS ON STEAM YAY

[wanton portal]

Guess what game this is

[high briar]

Could anyone identify this little guy please (Got this from an antique store a few years ago

[indigo hare]

No but Thats pretty cool

[high briar]

I think it’s from like 1950-1960

Idk if this has lead or any lead paint

Since it’s as old as grandpa

Possibly older

[formal portal]

that thing looks like something you'd find in a mandarake in Japan

👀

[high briar]

What’s that

Checked this lil guy online goes for quite a high price but i'm keeping him

[formal portal]

basically a shop for old stuff

like really old stuff

[high briar]

I got it from a fake italy

This guy goes for 402.93

Dollhair

I dont remember owning this guy doe

[formal portal]

see what I mean

[high briar]

From all of these this guy is actually the largest

I remember it vaguely

There was a blue guy

With a round helmet

Who was super small

[formal portal]

the one you showed reminded me of these

[high briar]

Yeah made by the same company

[formal portal]

which, again, are sold in Mandarake

or resold rather

[high briar]

I got it somewhere in thailand from a fake italy

By fake italy i mean a small village that’s made like Venice

[formal portal]

oooo

[high briar]

I got it for super low i think

Apparently this one costs 10.93 dollars from the resell there

But costs 402 online

This guy can still walk

Crazy clockwork

[indigo hare]

I got some sort of Bug war going on on my patio, mf walk out to 8 dead bumblebees on the ground. What happened

[high briar]

What if you go out there and roar really loud and take a few stings to the bum

Free butt honey

Bumblebees are nice

Wasps are neutral

Hornets are the angriest madafakas in the entire universe

[indigo hare]

Wasps are not neutral theyre evil, they remember human faces and theyre assholes.

One wasp that had a super small nest by our front door stung me, my daughter and my wife within 2 days. Yes it was just the one wasp, we killed the nest and that fucker was the only one in there, and we only ever saw the one at a time. Then I looked it up and yeah they remember faces and are vengeful

[high briar]

Hornets and wasps eat meat

You could give them a steak to calm them down

I think

[indigo hare]

Or I could just eat them

The wasps

Not the steak

[high briar]

Honeybees and bumblebees are good until provoked

Evilest mfs award goes to the hornets

I still dont know how the murder hornets got its name

[indigo hare]

Red wasps

Are scary mf’s

My parents live in Texas and when I visit theyre all over

Theyre fuckin huge

[high briar]

They look evil enough to be in my stepping list

[indigo hare]

Theyve never once stung me but, theyre not afraid of humans at all

And it looks like I’d rather die

Than get stung

[high briar]

Oh yeah sometime in august 2025 they discovered radioactive wasps and peacocks that shoot lasers

Radioactive wasps at an old nuclear arms site

And peacocks just were able to shoot yellow/green lasers

[indigo hare]

Natures biggest show off ffs

[high briar]

I wouldnt mind having the ability to shoot cool lasers

[indigo hare]

We have flying spiders, laser shooting peacocks, radioactive wasps, fuck it just give sharks legs

[waxen heart]

Whats next ants are faster now

[indigo hare]

No they just evolve to crawl into your ear and use it as an ant hill

[waxen heart]

[visual agate]

what the fwip

[waxen heart]

Oh HELL NO

Anything but that

[indigo hare]

No

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

[visual agate]

i think it should be ONLY that so it doesnt get any worse 🙏

[waxen heart]

Also how is everyone doing

[visual agate]

tiredde

[high briar]

Currently okay

Giant Australian Stick Insect discovered in northeastern Australia this insect is over 40 cm long and considered the heaviest in the country weighing as much as a golf ball.

I searched up "new insect discoveries"

This showed up

[visual agate]

😟

[high briar]

Good thing it's isolated from mainland eurasia africa and americas

[waxen heart]

Yeah good enough

[visual agate]

so true

[waxen heart]

For me i was talking to the love of my life on tiktok

[visual agate]

!

[waxen heart]

Yeah i got a date

[visual agate]

!!

very nice

hope it goes well

[gloomy urchin]

someone should drop it in europe

for evil purposes

[high briar]

There's already death hornets in every region

[versed kindle]

kill all hornets

[high briar]

Hornets that have stings lethal enough to kill a person with many stings

Names "Murder hornets"

This is a wide selection of hornets

[gloomy urchin]

horners are just assholes with no real benefit to ecology right

thats what i heard

[high briar]

I think that goes to the flies

I love snails much more

They may be decomposers but dont we already have enough

They stink and are born as fat ugly worms

[indigo hare]

Flies are super important

[visual agate]

well they should get to work and out of my face

[indigo hare]

Theyre the second biggest pollinators next to bees, and they decompose stuff, and are food for birds and other bugs

And are ugly

And dumb

And annoying

[visual agate]

so true

[high briar]

I just wish all insects were as cute as the jumping spider

Which my friends are super scared of

They are just so cute

https://tenor.com/view/spider-hi-hello-let-me-see-tell-me-gif-22667495

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-spider-spider-cute-cute-spider-cute-jumping-spider-gif-214315341684838167

[gloomy urchin]

kill

[visual agate]

😟

[visual agate]

why is little bro a fortune teller

[high briar]

I knew it

Evil ass moth

[gloomy urchin]

i find all insects scary and ugly

[high briar]

Because spiders eat moths

[gloomy urchin]

flies and moths are chill at least

theres no fear if them randomly biting you or getting under your skin and eatinng your insides

one time i wanted to try to get a spider with very long and thin legs on my hand
lost my shit THE SECOND it touched me

[indigo hare]

Now Thats it’s getting warm the spiders are back out by my front door. Doesnt matter how many times I get rid of the web, I get like 30 spiders making webs by my front door

Not even exaggerating

Every night you go out and theyre all along the wall

[gloomy urchin]

skill issue

[visual agate]

i would fold over and die and explode

[gloomy urchin]

warm climate? lmao

[indigo hare]

It’s New York

But it’s been in the 70’s lately

[gloomy urchin]

when was the last snow there

[indigo hare]

February? I think

Maybe early march

[gloomy urchin]

i still wear winter clothes 🙏

[visual agate]

is it cold

[gloomy urchin]

well it snowed 2 days ago

[visual agate]

dam…

[gloomy urchin]

more snow than average winter day even

[visual agate]

what !

[indigo hare]

Bro lives in the North Pole

[visual agate]

four eel

[high briar]

Staying in thailand there's no snow or cold to be thought of

[visual agate]

for real

[gloomy urchin]

climate gets funnier the more im getting aware of weather

[high briar]

42 degrees on a good day this time of year

[gloomy urchin]

are we talking european units or football fields

[high briar]

European

[gloomy urchin]

damn

[visual agate]

oh…

damn…

[gloomy urchin]

im sorry

[high briar]

Can't go out without a sweaty shirt

I feel like a jacket makes me sweat less

[visual agate]

i would not survive

[high briar]

The jacket takes all of that heat while i strut in my clothes

[high briar]

10 million percent of the heat is probably the sun

[visual agate]

oh

[high briar]

After just 10 hours in the sun my skin was peeling

I was like a cooking sausage

First raw

Then red

(i didnt notice)

Then tan

Super tan

Then it just peeled off to reveal a new me

[gloomy urchin]

😭

[high briar]

Which ended up super painful

[visual agate]

bro shed his skin and was born anew

[high briar]

I was like a crab

My arms and legs were cooked

And it hurt

If i touched sanitizer i'd die

[visual agate]

[high briar]

Felt like willie here

Cause i didnt know i ripped off the top layer of my skin

Which died from UV radiation

[visual agate]

you need like a black parasol or umbrella

goat plays lowk

[high briar]

I had a black umbrella eventually it tore from the severe heat

Some parts of the plastic melted which made the supporting cables snap

[visual agate]

well damn…

[frank citrus]

holy

[high briar]

Which i went to 7-11 there and bought a new one

Which is why i think a jacket is a better idea

A white jacket that reflects that heat off

[visual agate]

yeahh true

[high briar]

Or just give me a chrome jacket

[visual agate]

desert plays 😭

[high briar]

That reflects all of the sunlight

[misty umbra]

any of yall tryna 1v1 on halfsword?

[visual agate]

solar panel jacket

[high briar]

Smart idea

But a solar panel is expensiv

And is glass

I wouldnt like that on me to break

[visual agate]

theyre really thick too i think

😟

[frank citrus]

not even electric cars have them

for good reason

solar panels are inefficient asf

[visual agate]

thats true

[high briar]

What if i made a Tech Jacket

[high briar]

See what i did there

[frank citrus]

like id wear 40+ kgs if it meant keeping my phone charged MAYBE

but they dont even do that

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/tech-jacket-invincible-zoe-thompson-gif-5002278073590473028

[high briar]

I could make a jacket with an air intake fan that blows cool air into me

Connected by powerbank

[frank citrus]

i think it would be cool if we had pocket nuclear reactors

[high briar]

I have a small sample of uranium

[visual agate]

yummy

[high briar]

Got it from a novelty store

Hard to see but it's there

[indigo hare]

Those exist! Same for warming jackets

Okay not exactly like that

But jackets with fans in them

[high briar]

There's also a brutish way of a cooling jacket here

It's more of a vest

[indigo hare]

I have a jacket when I was still a mechanic, for winter time that has heating pads built into it on 4 spots

[high briar]

It's supposed to be put in the fridge and taken out

A cool gel

[visual agate]

ohh

make it chrome and give it fans and you have the ultimate anti-heat wear

[old hinge]

все игра мертва

[drowsy finch]

Casualties unknown's fibulation update is so peam

[somber wadi]

peam

[opaque cradle]

first one to exist has to get balded like willie did in the demo

why the fuck did all my hair just slide off my head

[gusty lotus]

finally got it 💔

[indigo hare]

Did you get the warsails dlc?

[gusty lotus]

ill get it later

[halcyon lava]

i need update 🤤🤤

[sweet plaza]

https://giphy.com/gifs/munterfilm-hot-dog-whip-l49JZsJ57fBfyL5Xq

[hybrid granite]

Dude i cant wait for naval sieges

Im gonna get warsails when 1.4 is out

[wanton portal]

It baffles me that most people from foreign countries don't know English
I thought English was considered to be a "universal language"?

[restive trench]

english is mostly known as "high class" in foreign countries

and most people simply do not care

or poor

well not poor but like

they arent working in multi billion dollar whatever company that has u knowing english to speak with others

[icy plinth]

🤡

[wanton portal]

@indigo hare some lame ass

[indigo hare]

Jesus Christ

That was a lot

[restive trench]

what did i miss lmao

[spark quartz]

You're mom

[restive trench]

no ive seen her quite recently i dont really miss her

[wanton portal]

No he's saying that you ARE a mom

[indigo grail]

This is very possible

Though i just realized

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240584089959137290/1352385087429284062/uncaption.gif

[indigo grail]

Literally every single lightmass shadow is just not here

It might be like the ingame project settings??

Because this game is meant for consoles

[zenith hearth]

I successfully replaced arthur morgan with myself
(don't ask why I don't have eyebrows, i couldn't for the life of me find them in the menu and this whole thing already took me ages of scrolling through lists of randomized digits)

(it is also the default face and body, because customizing the shape would take ages)

[indigo grail]

Digits? Like hex or

Or are they just actual random numbers

[zenith hearth]

Random numbers and letters

[indigo grail]

Ohh lol

So they have no order

[frank citrus]

i thought this was a half sword character lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-butler-confused-jimmy-butler-confused-eye-squint-gif-12144635464811342257

[zenith hearth]

I think there is an order, but it's so encrypted that I have no idea what is what until I apply it

[indigo grail]

Ahh that makes sense

There might be tools out there to make it easier but i'm not sure where you'd find them

[zenith hearth]

Probably
Though I also have to deal with duplicate models of every clothing with different colors and duplicates of all those that have parts of it removed to fit other clothing and it's a whole process so I'm not sure how much it will help

[indigo grail]

Oh yeah i know alot of stuff that does that

They dont really care to clean up models so theres just multiple duplicates of everything

[zenith hearth]

For shirts alone I had to deal with 600 different components

There are so many multiplayer models compared to story mode

[indigo grail]

Some absolute chad went through and fixed the problem, but before it was fixed in the game i'm working on, the animations for every character are all stored in a .anm file

But

Like 30% of these are alll duplicate files

[zenith hearth]

I think half of the time spent developing most games is dealing with duplicates in some way at this point

[zenith hearth]

I guess the fact that you can save ped modifications in the rampage trainer makes all the blind scrolling worth it

[indigo grail]

Oh in reality, i think they just throw stuff around and dont modify it again

Which is why they leave duplicates

[rancid reef]

Yeah and thragg was the easter bunny in another one

Means literally nothing methinks

[stable wren]

That isn't the point bruh

And i don't think it works like that either

The point is that it was 100% plausible Conquest could've been on the good side

[rancid reef]

Obviously

They all got brainwashed in the first place

[spark quartz]

Hello my child

[rancid reef]

If nolan got brought to the good side conquest could too

[spark quartz]

I love omni man highkey

[rancid reef]

What even happened in season 2 i forgot ngl

This season just feels like the buildup to a bigger thragg fight 1 season later or something

[drowsy finch]

why is half sword niot first :(

its the ONLY medieval game

[drowsy finch]

mark dies

[restive trench]

wtf is an expie

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/scav-prototype-expie-casualties-unknown-gmod-garry's-mod-gif-11934601615741461631

download casualties unknown on steam :3

its a good game fr

[restive trench]

no

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-god-shook-shocked-whoa-gif-15028240

[rancid reef]

NOOOOOOOO

[drowsy finch]

do u think thragg survived the newest episode

[rancid reef]

If he doesn't survive i might actually kill mark myself

He's gonna get plot unarmored with the invinci-gun TM

[honest needle]

I guess the Steam users taking about bugs and performance issues might be the reason

[drowsy finch]

with the evil ass space racer gun

[drowsy finch]

that or its just an indie game lol

[rancid reef]

The viltrumite killerr!!!!!!!!!

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130021755143078008/1494013945160138922/uncaption.gif

[rancid reef]

The gun to a viltrumite

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy did they have ti give us space fights

[prime brook]

:[

[drowsy finch]

grok can you explain this to me in 500 detail :(

[prime brook]

I mean he's like the final boss so probably

[honest needle]

Yep

Final Boss

[prime brook]

Oh wait I think recent is slowly going down too

Thought it was at 68% the other day

[honest needle]

I do like the game but haven't given a good review because the game doesn't deserve it with the performance issues and no Fsr :( (I have and)

[fallow gate]

Hello

[oak olive]

<@&1080390104562016306>

wait fuck

it didn't show any specific mod

[visual agate]

shpod

[viscid garden]

Who is this "mark" guy

[indigo grail]

Guess who finally got his powers...

[viscid garden]

Conquest?

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1443564645443960832/1494597844764721253/maximum-tension.gif

[frank citrus]

hell naw

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-danny-devito-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-real-gif-27425748

[frank citrus]

yea

[drowsy finch]

Wdym hell naw :(

[frank citrus]

that game is traumatising from what ive heard and seen

[drowsy finch]

Its good fun

Decently sad too

[frank citrus]

idk

i love games with realistic damage systems but im not a big fan of roguelikes

also my heart cant stand it

:(

[drowsy finch]

Real as fuck

Make an expie sona to cope aboutit

[drowsy finch]

Not a rogue like!!! Its just that the final layers arent done

[idle crest]

Dark souls 3?

A fantasy game based mostly on periods of history that are not medieval lol

Actually that describes almost all "medieval" games tbh

[vale cloak]

man i would be annoyed if i hadnt read the comics didnt know it was coming today

[pale meteor]

I've become john will

[topaz oak]

can’t play jjs for two minutes without some bullshit happening mid 1v1

[mint skiff]

wtf is jjs

This is halfsword

[drowsy finch]

THATS WHAT IN SAYINGGG STEVE

[drowsy finch]

I havent so no spoilys pliess

My dorms burning down !!

[lavish blade]

uh oh

[vale cloak]

more likely a bomb or chemical threat lol

[topaz oak]

roblox fighting game
easiest clipfarm game other than halfsword cus of all the bullshit that they put in it

[mint skiff]

ion play roblox

[drowsy finch]

I was on the floor that had the fire lmfao

[high briar]

Isnt this the game that had tons of child preds

[wheat brook]

Are you okay

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[indigo hare]

Please stop setting fires in the dorm

This is like the 5th time this week

[wheat brook]

Their whole shit just burnt down and you’re cracking jokes, Moai

If I was that person I’d spit on you bro

Then I’d slap you and be like “that was for being such a dumbass!”

Then I’d kiss you for like an uncomfortable 12 seconds then be like “that, that’s for being MY dumbass”

Nah? Js me?

[drowsy finch]

Yure :3

[drowsy finch]

Its such a bruh momenttuhh

[indigo hare]

And then I’d start another fire in the dorm but make sure you can’t get out

[wheat brook]

wtf is your problem

[indigo hare]

Do I have to pay to tell you like a therapist or is this a free session

[wheat brook]

That’s what I thought

Sweet as honey mustard

[indigo hare]

That doesn’t answer my question

Actually Nevermind I don’t like therapy, I’ll just drink and do drugs

Like a man

[wheat brook]

Free sesh tell me the beezwax

What? Cried over spilt milk?

[elder pawn]

None pizza with left beef

[tiny gust]

All you gng 💔

[wheat brook]

I fucking hate Moai

[elder pawn]

You hate the things on easter island?

[wheat brook]

No

[tiny gust]

you're not a therapist boiiii

https://tenor.com/bdbLQ.gif

[tiny gust]

https://tenor.com/bYKPG.gif

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-gif-17552966235424643644

[frank citrus]

GUYS HOW TUFF IS MY PFP

[prime brook]

TS TUFF 🔥 🔥 🔥

[frank citrus]

🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹 🥹

[tiny gust]

0/10 tuff i hate it fuck you

[frank citrus]

😧

😟

😔

[tiny gust]

https://tenor.com/9T8p8Z8LjJ.gif

[frank citrus]

im sorry sebastian solace

[tiny gust]

ok not tuff man

[frank citrus]

😢

[indigo hare]

Stizz more like rizz except no rizz because you have none because ur a loser

[prime brook]

WOOOOOOW so mods can use banned words all they want but us PEASANTS have to be struck down, wow, ok, I see how it is

[high briar]

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt

[indigo hare]

Yes it’s always been rules for thee not for me. Go ahead and search my message history and you’ll see ive always said it. Peasants

[high briar]

When iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[frank citrus]

oh yea btw banning s*hur is problematic because its an actual muslim term

[high briar]

Win a 50v1uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[frank citrus]

you guys should ban tung instead

[prime brook]

You will be audited.

[high briar]

Yahu

[frank citrus]

@indigo hare

[tiny gust]

what

tung tung what are we doing 😭😭😭

[indigo hare]

Wow Thats so interesting and neat and

[tiny gust]

thats like censoring j*b bro 💔

[frank citrus]

ITS AUTOMODDED

[tiny gust]

go get a j*b gng

[frank citrus]

???

[frank citrus]

i just think it would have the possibility of being offensive next year

you have about a year before gambling on the 1% chance that someone talks abt their ramadan habits and realises its automodded as brainrot

and sues the entirety of half sword for discriminating against muslim people

[indigo hare]

That’s nice and all but religious discussions arent allowed anyway

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[prime brook]

Something something joke about Georgia

[tiny gust]

tung tung noo 😭😭😭

[indigo hare]

Except for me, your lord and savior in the flesh

You can talk about me

[tiny gust]

nobody cares

[indigo hare]

Fuck u

[tiny gust]

you*

[prime brook]

u**

[indigo hare]

Bro can spell

[tiny gust]

https://tenor.com/9T8p8Z8LjJ.gif

[indigo hare]

Thats both religion and politics

[high briar]

Uncle 😭

[indigo hare]

You absolute buffoon

[tiny gust]

folk 😭😭😭

https://tenor.com/vrrlymYfDIA.gif

[high briar]

Where is the hound dog picture

[tiny gust]

https://tenor.com/jzRLXXdIodB.gif

[elder pawn]

None pizza with left beef

[high briar]

Eat pant cake

[zenith hearth]

That meme makes me upset
It came out of nowhere

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-leon-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-leon-scott-kennedy-67-gif-1938107146117258547

[stable wren]

i don't get this meme

[tawdry arrow]

the mayor from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[subtle rock]

u aint nothin but a hound dog

cryin all the time

[topaz oak]

guys

something absolutely INSANE happened in school today

so, for context, we were learning something in science, and this bumass fucking chud named Austin who nobody likes answered one of the questions wrong

but he couldnt let his blue lock ego get damaged so he tried to convince everybody that he actually said the right answer

and the only person who agreed that he said the right answer was this dude named Aaron

so the teacher went into the grade book and changed Aaron’s most recent test score to -241

we all assumed she was just joking

but when Aaron opened his grades

he saw that he had a -318% in science

[gloomy swan]

What?

[swift trellis]

he just has to do that 8,910,720 more times so it overflows and wraps back around to 0

[spark quartz]

leon my beloved

[teal narwhal]

I once got a grade of like 800 or 900 on some ela quiz and it brought my average to a 200 something

[swift trellis]

what sort of school is doing this grading of large numbers?

[high briar]

Mine has a proficiency system

Goes from 1-4

[topaz oak]

that reminds me

in health we did this big 50 point quiz

but most people cheated on it and thus got a 0 so we did another 50 point extra credit quiz

[swift trellis]

I think the max grading increments I've seen were 12 values lol

[topaz oak]

and i aced them both so for like a week i had a 213% in health

[tiny gust]

neru

[teal narwhal]

not mine they do ts off of a 0-100 scale

[swift trellis]

is that in individual assessments or what?

[teal narwhal]

wdym?

[swift trellis]

Ah never mind I answered my own question in my head

[swift trellis]

I don't mean to be rude! I just realised I asked a stupid question so I didn't want to waste your time

[teal narwhal]

nah i js wanted an excuse to send that clip

[stable wren]

did you know America made a parody of British grenadiers?

The song is basically about the sons of Americay (Patroits) should not let America meet the same fate as Athens and Rome

[teal narwhal]

lightsaber

[stable wren]

This is actually the like 5 time, the USA has made a Military distrack by parodying their music

[frail geode]

nuh uh

[spark quartz]

thanks for the fun fact i guess? 😭

[stable wren]

I am telling you this

because it slaps harder than British grenadiers

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-tiny-kitchen-sponge-bob-tiny-kitchen-burger-gif-25042540

[teal narwhal]

he wasnt ready

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-nah-not-he-wasnt-real-gif-17650844

[frail geode]

I remember Chivalry Medieval Warfare Lightsaber servers, those were the fcking days

[frail geode]

wanna say some shit but can't because I would be muted for a whole month

[high briar]

In Mordhau there’s a vanilla pistol that damage is based on it’s velocity

[teal narwhal]

what about that video could possibly bring you to make such a statemnt

[frail geode]

1411

[frail geode]

The gun

[high briar]

Parrythis or something

[teal narwhal]

what about the glock

[frail geode]

cant say it bruv

[pale meteor]

I am the lord of pistols now

Too good with them

[frail geode]

A old Mordhow buddy of mine parried 5 shots from an admin abuser and killed him with a good ol wessex

[spark quartz]

https://youtu.be/pGAUADRpoBo?si=_TanZHP_K85iIQ-e

[high briar]

I kept threw a blacksmith hammer at one admin abuser he kicked and banned me

[spark quartz]

btw

[high briar]

He was shooting down everyone and saying something about skill

[frail geode]

Ah yeah classic

[teal narwhal]

half blickey

[frail geode]

Mordhow was the best salt mine, I loved the toxic envoirment

[high briar]

I love how reactive willies are

[high briar]

Some guys were sweet as sugar

I kinda liked them

Wish i had added them on steam tho

[frail geode]

I have too many basement dwellers in my friendlist from that game

[spark quartz]

duals in mordhau was so much fun, grinding for new drip and stuff, sharing one anothers drip on the maps, my fav map was that ruined castle and the castle in the field

[high briar]

Ruined castle

[spark quartz]

so much fun

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-watches-gif-30571625355730053

[frail geode]

I played the game too much. I quit my addiction in september last year, I am affraid if I touch it again I will be spending another 500 hours in it

[frail geode]

are you talking about grad

[high briar]

Whenever i play Mordhau I get a 5 day playing phase

[spark quartz]

i forgor, the map in the field was dope but the one that was covered in moss and stuff with a big rock that people would try to stay on top of for prolonged periods of time lol

shame mordhau died

chiv 2 was fun but didn't hit the same as peak mordhau

[high briar]

All the servers i join are the same people

I always see this obnoxious knight couple in purple and black

They have maximillian skirt always

With armet plume or gross maximillian helm

[spark quartz]

mordhau drip was peak

[high briar]

These two always say how great the other one was

[high briar]

I loved it

I have the exact same helmet as the HS baron in mordhau

[frail geode]

Feitoria is a castle, Mountain peak is a castle map, Castello and Noria are castle maps all invasion btw

[high briar]

Baby owl Alfred

[teal narwhal]

how many facebook grandmas do you think would give this a like and comment "Beautiful creature! Nature is wonderful ❤️ " in the comment section

[high briar]

It’s actually filled with basement dwelling Hetalia fans

[spark quartz]

crossroads is one of the map names

contraband is the other

[frail geode]

I know and half of those people are in my friendlist and I quit and they are still playing it, back in the day I killed bards, all the small people didn't trust me and eventually I became a bard and they still not trusted me but after 2 a 300 hours of playing a bard and not killing other bards I finally gained their trust.

[spark quartz]

my two favs

[high briar]

I had one point where i could beat 65% of people

Except maul dwarves

So scary

[teal narwhal]

sadly i dont know what that is

but basement dwelling gave me the context clues

[frail geode]

Maul dwarves were easy my friend

[high briar]

Webseries and web comics based off of ww2 countries

Where Italy and Germany are probably gay

[frail geode]

ah yeah, crossroads I fcking hated and contraband was cool duel map yes

[high briar]

They have lots of scenes grabbing eachother

[frail geode]

Maul dwarves = hard read = Feint - Feint - Feint, just press F to kick and they are dead.

[spark quartz]

i think i liked the aesthetic of crossroads, just a ruin in the middle of a field felt so cool

[high briar]

They run away from me to smash another guy’s head if i feint

[spark quartz]

i wished we got just a barren field, nothing on it

[frail geode]

don't feint them, kick em

[high briar]

Mordhau wouldve been a cool roleplay game

It kind of is already

[frail geode]

ah yeah, I hated it because of horse cucks, I mean you had a guy called venom and he was annoying AF

[high briar]

I have met a venom that was annoying once

[frail geode]

Mordhow had enough RP servers but they all were controlled by power hungry boys so they all died. Also performance on those servers were HORRIBLE.

[spark quartz]

i don't remember the horses, i did exclusively duels on that map

oh wait maybe i do remember horses

i remember mfers ruining duels with them i think

[high briar]

Billhooks could pull you off easily

[frail geode]

When he joined I always suicide and took archer and just shot his horse 24/7

[drowsy finch]

My dorm’s destroyed :c

[high briar]

Or become a dwarf and dehorse him with a billhook

[high briar]

Did a spider get in there

[frail geode]

oh man if you wanted to duel in invasion I would fucking kill you, tbag you and call you out if you cried in chat, hence I got chatbanned.

[rugged star]

tad lower than what I’d like

[drowsy finch]

No the floor burnt down lol

[high briar]

Oh wait i heard about the dorm fire or something news today

[high briar]

Oh yeah

On tiktok

There was a guy posting about “dorm on fire”

[frail geode]

he was too good to be billhooked by a rando like you and me

[high briar]

Why must all the good players be so sweaty

[drowsy finch]

Oh yeah !!

[frail geode]

He was (is) number 1 horse player in mordhau

[frail geode]

ah yeah I was sweaty

[high briar]

I worded it wrong

Why must all the toxic players be so sweaty

[frail geode]

I was toxic af

[high briar]

The most dreadful and sweaty and fat players ive seen all had xbox profile pictures

[frail geode]

I can tell you I would be a dude in that game that you would have hated with all your heart

[teal narwhal]

3.5k hrs is crazy

[frail geode]

I am a reformed man

[frail geode]

I was the guy that ruined your fun in invasion lobbies, you dancing with your buddies around a bard somewhere in the corner of the map, I would go there kill everyone and do it all over again just for fun

[high briar]

I had my evil phase

I would throw fire jars at people then run away to come back with another

They didnt do anything to me

[stable wren]

you are going to have to be driven back and fourth now to college??

[frail geode]

I would be in your spawn 👹

Mountain peak was broken af

as attacking you could just spawn camp

[high briar]

Is that the one with the ballista

[frail geode]

thats the snow map

mountain peak

at the end you have a noble with waraxe and crossbow

[high briar]

Ah mountain peak

[frail geode]

and yes it has a ballistaa on the walls

[frail geode]

goodnight

https://tenor.com/view/flying-away-mary-poppins-returns-mary-poppins-flying-im-off-gif-14187222

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-good-night-sweet-dreams-sweet-dreams-peaceful-peaceful-night-gif-8706504815840403789

Baby owl Alfred

[violet garden]

The skillhook is indiscriminate in who it kills (no one, it kills no one because it takes 15 hits to kill an unarmored dwarf)

[pearl coral]

hi

[honest needle]

hi

:(

got ignored

[pearl coral]

no

[honest needle]

ypie

[weary tinsel]

happy boi

holy shit its sam

[drowsy finch]

skilll hook...

[pearl coral]

I LOVE BATMAN !!!

[bright ember]

Can you beat HS:EA as Little Mac?

[pearl coral]

i love batman and knights and cowboys and detectives and sci fi and VIDEOGAMES !!!

🍭

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-dance-gif-15572638140103566825

[white prawn]

elp

"to add to save, get a non-modular weapon in your save and replace the class path with /Game/BP_Pistol.BP_Pistol_C" huh

i dont understand

explain to me what i have to do

[bright ember]

I'm so fucking lissed rn I'm gonna plank for however long I can

[teal narwhal]

go to a save editor, find a weapon in your inventory that ISNT custom made (like a peasant weapon) and replace the file path it uses with that one

[vale cloak]

pour one out for this meme

jake from "jake from statefarm" meme is dead

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1478596532218630184/copy_62D8F571-83C7-43CF-8F67-6E887E64E0C3-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

banned for posting a gif of biden saying "what" in a discord with no standards and a history of poor moderatiom

[pearl coral]

no politics. banned

[teal narwhal]

rip

[high briar]

Oh my god how many yahu gifs have i posted 😱

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[gloomy urchin]

appeal and allat

[signal marlin]

what sthe diffrerence between this chat and halfsword chat

[indigo hare]

he was warned for posting a biden meme, and reached his warning limit and got autobanned. he wasnt immediately removed for posting a biden gif. There have always been standards, why do you think you dont see discussions about politics or religion, or people using slurs or posting wild out of pocket shit 99% of the time? #rules are right there. Also, searching keywords like trump and then ignoring that 95% of the time the word was used it was in the context of "this TRUMPS that", not talking about the president. there are of course some exceptions that slipped through the cracks, especially with biden. sometimes we're more relaxed or just miss something in the moment, we're human. we arent online 24/7, we have families too

[white prawn]

i found a new way to throw axes without missing and a way that instantly kills the opponent no matter what

[gloomy urchin]

probably a good time to agitate people to use modmail to kill even more people