general-catfish-🐱🐟

[high briar]

Multiple chromes

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301784511234707458/1452097002547580999/togif.gif

[lime dragon]

I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS

[brazen oyster]

I did ask him about changing my name but he said it was funny seeing us get mixed up

[lime dragon]

QUICK SOMEONE SAY SOME SHIT THAT GIVES ME A STUPID IMAGE IN MY HEAD

[teal narwhal]

make this guy

[brazen oyster]

GAY SKELETON

[stable wren]

What is this a picture of?!?!

[teal narwhal]

or this guy

[wraith panther]

today i started making a fort in my backyard with my friends

we dug like 12 feet deep

[brazen oyster]

Gay willie

[wraith panther]

and are using a tree stump as a wall

[stable wren]

So far I am on the bridge of, should the new villain be strong af or middle ground?

[teal narwhal]

how many nights will you stay in the fort?

[wraith panther]

ive recuited more people to join

[wraith panther]

we will be making it through the summer, but we might stay one night at a time

currently its just a hole

[teal narwhal]

how about, one fortnight?

[wraith panther]

wee are filling in the floor now, and carving the walls

[high briar]

My bad wrong gif

[brazen oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-huh-what-iron-man-surprised-gif-17639389346286804402

[brazen oyster]

One... What

[stable wren]

Don't listen to smitor

Bad for your health

[high briar]

Willie fight

[teal narwhal]

poor context man sorry but youre kicked off the game show

[high briar]

Pls

[brazen oyster]

That's fucking beautiful

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

[stable wren]

Open the window

[wraith panther]

what should we name the fort guys

[teal narwhal]

which one i have many in my house

[wraith panther]

we were thinking fort afterward

[stable wren]

The window

[stable wren]

The windowiest window

[teal narwhal]

name it chapter 7 season 2

[teal narwhal]

theres many

[brazen oyster]

Pokémonfartfuckgangnamstyle2

[wraith panther]

anyone but smitor have ideas

[wraith panther]

ill have to ask

good idea though

[teal narwhal]

nobody will find you after next week

[brazen oyster]

PLEASE, COUNCIL SAY YES

[carmine parrot]

bradar what is this shat

[stable wren]

SIR GET DOWN!

[carmine parrot]

i see it before very tiny dick

4 apple long

[stable wren]

THERE A FUCKING TIGER TANK!

[lime dragon]

FUCK HOW DO I DRAW A GARDEVOIR

[wraith panther]

oh they are offline right now

[teal narwhal]

so 8-16 inches?

[wraith panther]

ill ask them later

[carmine parrot]

yes

[brazen oyster]

A LOLLIPOP WITH A PIECE OF PAPER STUCK TO IT

[stable wren]

Darn

[carmine parrot]

tiny tiny

[lime dragon]

oh wait

[stable wren]

Bro

[brazen oyster]

YESSSSS THERES THE 2

[wraith panther]

you should draw a boy of whimical nature, with a giant swirly lolipop and a spinny hat

[brazen oyster]

TWO MENTIONED

WOOOO

[teal narwhal]

a spinny what*

[wraith panther]

with one tooth

[carmine parrot]

propeller hat

[wraith panther]

exactly

[lavish blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1471842041016090808/f5KGQs6.gif

[carmine parrot]

you are very half shit at language

[wraith panther]

he sees the vision

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-lolipop-dog

[carmine parrot]

half shit half shit

[brazen oyster]

OH SHIT GLOCK

[carmine parrot]

it real gun bradar

[lavish blade]

i have ar too

[carmine parrot]

can kill you and can shoot

[lavish blade]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/mxgezNKeyzBjDdRzr?invite=cr-MSxabjEsNDI2NzUzNTE4&v=94

[stable wren]

Mane, chrome.. more like chrome dome

Goof ball

[brazen oyster]

You called

[high briar]

Chrome dome in the danger zome

[stable wren]

Else where

[teal narwhal]

dude please release this stuff

[brazen oyster]

See now this is what bodycam should have looked like

[carmine parrot]

chrome strawberry flavor

[carmine parrot]

chrome banana flavor

[brazen oyster]

Holy shit he's right

[stable wren]

[brazen oyster]

I'll be Banana flavor one day

[spark quartz]

huh

[carmine parrot]

become grape flavor

best flavor

[lime dragon]

death to margaret, glory to the IRA

[teal narwhal]

cherry and blue raspberry are better, grape is top 3 for sure, its js hella inconsistent

[carmine parrot]

no

grape like knife frank

[stable wren]

when I get in a bad mood, I start violently shaking. Just me?

[brazen oyster]

Idk if you will get what I mean here, sometimes grape flavour tastes like feet

[teal narwhal]

epilepsy

[lime dragon]

ok buddy you cannot move with that much weight on you

[brazen oyster]

That's absolutely adorable

[lime dragon]

and shaking probably would be considered an extinction level event

[stable wren]

I only weigh 500 tons

thats light weight

[lime dragon]

falke

fake

you weigh 501

[carmine parrot]

fat like half shit

[teal narwhal]

damn you skin and bones

[stable wren]

Duper3, you weigh more than my mom

[brazen oyster]

Joe mama

[lime dragon]

well considering your mom is a pile of ashes, that's kinda a hard thing to be lighter than

[stable wren]

MY MOM!

[stable wren]

in her prime

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434007573861896262/1467556689791418620/togif.gif

[brazen oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[stable wren]

she was a Gazillion tons

[carmine parrot]

no

[lime dragon]

wrong

she couldn't fit in such a small bottle

[stable wren]

damn.. 💔

[brazen oyster]

Prime tastes like straight poo cheeks

[lime dragon]

green one sucks

tasted like green

like grass or some shit

[brazen oyster]

Green flavour is like yummy lettuce

[teal narwhal]

thats from the lead

[carmine parrot]

smitor tiny dijk

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229412012602298379/1422081302290763857/togif.gif

[carmine parrot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/graggletwo-no-one-laughs-with-him-everybody-laughing-aWOmDYZTfBRJuuOQlX

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109769361662689330/1457783348297732196/togif.gif

[carmine parrot]

bradar delete delete delete

[lime dragon]

you see, i have depicted you as the steaming pile of shit, and me as the gigachad

[carmine parrot]

оптимизировать

[teal narwhal]

godzilla vs sailboat

[carmine parrot]

half shit

[brazen oyster]

Godzilla vs rabbit burger

[stable wren]

looks like a deformed child and a bunny

[teal narwhal]

ok buddy

[brazen oyster]

THATS FUCKING GOLD

https://tenor.com/view/gem-gem-alarm-gem-alert-bell-harry-dresden-gif-5419200886822863241

[stable wren]

this gif has been reposted so much that the quality has drowned

[teal narwhal]

this happened not 2 weeks ago man the internet works FAST

[brazen oyster]

Only one I could find without Ben jammins

Fucking hate that guy

[teal narwhal]

holy shit me too

[stable wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1492862793047609455/RDT_20260412_0805445983911354374922718.gif

[teal narwhal]

bros tryna monopolize gifs

[stable wren]

trade deal

[brazen oyster]

I, CHROMEDOMERED40 THE SHINY SKELETON, HEREBY DECREE THAT I WILL EAT THE ORGANS OF BEN JAMMINS

[brazen oyster]

Holy shit HD

@lime dragon

[carmine parrot]

bad bad bad half shit game

need to optimize

оптимизировать

[brazen oyster]

Draw me harvesting Ben jammins's organs

[lime dragon]

you already know what i'm referencing

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/brainrot-meme-5

[lime dragon]

i have infinite power

ok why is everyone silent

i need more fuel

[teal narwhal]

better fuel huel

[lime dragon]

i've got 15 minutes before i go to fucking sleep, so cmon gimme shit to draw

[brazen oyster]

This is your fuel

Become the fire

[lime dragon]

i already drew you eating him

[brazen oyster]

Now harvest the organs

[teal narwhal]

please draw

[lime dragon]

it comes along better when there's a natural conversation going on

and then i just take something out of context

sorry guys

maybe tomorrow i'll continue

[brazen oyster]

YESSSS

[lime dragon]

do what you want with the images

[brazen oyster]

Genuinely might have one of these as my nexus pfp

[lime dragon]

the big kiss one

ong

[gloomy urchin]

meow meow meow

[lime dragon]

ask me for my latest artwork and i shall dm it

actually

i'm just going to sleep

fuck you guys

harass @brazen oyster for the art

[brazen oyster]

Wut

[brazen oyster]

OO

OI

[brazen oyster]

YOU

DRAW ME AND SMITOR BEING TUFF

[lime dragon]

NO

I'M GOING TO ED

BED

FUCK YOU

also check your dms

[teal narwhal]

must be special if youre going to ed

a special kind of ed

[gloomy urchin]

can we kill every person that thinks navigation via mouse is better than navigation via keyboard

or actually force them to use virtual keyboard everywhere and click every letter with mouse

[teal narwhal]

what

[gloomy urchin]

do you happen to know what vim is

[teal narwhal]

no im an idiot

[gloomy urchin]

ok so basically

vim is a text editor

and instead of using mouse for some actions

its all key combinations

[manic seal]

nano better

[gloomy urchin]

so to delete a whole line you just type "dd" instead of selecting it with a mouse

and people complain that its hard and mouse is better because "they dont need to memorize it all"

so im suggesting we kill those

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-low-cortisol-low-cortisol-dance-true-low-cortisol-the-dance-triad-gif-3930901520297507503

[gloomy urchin]

my teachers sometimes give us homework on websites and for some reason these tasks have the same vibe as if trying to use mouse after vim and my iq decreases because of that

[oak olive]

1 blocked message

[gloomy urchin]

ok

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1480340731808972981/MedalTVHalfSword20260308185936537-tr-edit-ezgif.com-added-text.gif

[gloomy urchin]

i give up so we both talk to a wall

[pearl coral]

horse fight horse fight

[fading belfry]

horse sword

update where you play as a horse

[sage steeple]

Idk man, looks like something is stuck

[sage steeple]

Opinions exist

[stable wren]

Ngl

It wouldn't shock me if a horse fought another horse

In war

[zenith hearth]

how npcs walk whenever I need them to go fast

[strong oar]

@waxen nexus

[waxen nexus]

What do you want NOW

Go away

FUCK OFF @strong oar

[zenith hearth]

I DID IT
I BEAT THE GAME

[brave sorrel]

Good morning lads how are we feeling today

[gloomy urchin]

youtube translates russian videos' titles into english and english videos' titles into russian

😍

[zenith hearth]

we are thousandaires chat

that's gotta be millions in 2026

[restive trench]

yea thats like a million dollars in today's money

[spark quartz]

Howdy veroo

[restive trench]

hallo sille

howreu

[spark quartz]

I'm eepy but good how are you

[restive trench]

im goob

has this fuckass headache since i woke up

[spark quartz]

Oof I hate headaches

What kind is it

The constant kind or the pulsating kinf

*kind

[restive trench]

no idea

all i know is my head hurts 🤷

[spark quartz]

Headaches gotta be the worst thing

I hate them

[restive trench]

true

[uncut finch]

no i am

[high briar]

Almost

740k

[odd holly]

ur pfp is me in the bathroom at work

[odd holly]

ye

[uncut finch]

should make it an ability to do that in half sword, for no reason at all

[odd holly]

imagine skin flay in halfswor

d

[uncut finch]

ig you could do it

just turn gore off

[zenith hearth]

I just bought every single firearm in saint denis and customized every single one
I also bought everything in the tailor
I still have a ton of money left over

oh I also bought everything in the pharmacy and general store

[zenith hearth]

dude I just bought the legend of the east satchel
99 slots per item

[zenith hearth]

I even went and got seconds for duel wielding

[restive trench]

dayum

[plain sorrel]

are you low honor or high honor

[zenith hearth]

high honor for now

more screenshots

[frank citrus]

when the epilogue hits:

no spoilers

[zenith hearth]

I wonder which weapon is the best to duel weld
volcanic pistols are fun

[plain sorrel]

sawed off and volcanic

[zenith hearth]

Honestly all I need I infinite ammo
luckily mods exist

[zenith hearth]

yeah definitely sawn off

also mauser

[plain sorrel]

rampage trainer is the best

[zenith hearth]

i will keep that in mind

[plain sorrel]

i spawned a white shire in the saint denis gunsmith

then the whole place blew up

[frank citrus]

i absolutely hate ammo in GTA

i hated going back to the shops

[zenith hearth]

Do mods work on existing saves

[frank citrus]

theres multiple games where i modded the game with a save on it

and it worked flawlessly

so i think itll work unless the mod states that it might break the save

[zenith hearth]

ok

thats good

[frank citrus]

if mods work on KSP (and they do) it should definitely work in RDR2

[zenith hearth]

Im starting to see that just about any semi auto gun works great with duel wielding

[zenith hearth]

are there modded guns
I want to add an M1911

[frank citrus]

ive never played RDR2 LMAO

i wouldnt know

sorry

[zenith hearth]

oh ok

[frank citrus]

wait

i think M1911 already exists in the game

nvm

but it is moddable

@zenith hearth

[warm pebble]

Chrome has a full armory mod waiting to be eventually releassd

[zenith hearth]

thats the M1899, completely different pistol

[frank citrus]

i thought the m1911 existed in the game

like the one i mean

[zenith hearth]

you might be thinking of rdr1

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-danny-devito-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-real-gif-27425748

[frank citrus]

i was definitely thinking of RDR2 but i was definitely not thinking straight

[zenith hearth]

its fine

[frank citrus]

you didnt complete the game yet right

[zenith hearth]

i did today

[frank citrus]

i thought the pistol was in epilogue

[zenith hearth]

the m1899 is chapter 5-6 in saint denis

[frank citrus]

im talking abt the m1911

cuz in the epilogue theres a time jump

i think

[plain sorrel]

thats clearly in rdr1

tho theres a reskin for the m1899

[frank citrus]

i know

[zenith hearth]

there isnt an m1911 in the game
I know because I bought every weapon
I dont think I checked new austin though

[frank citrus]

I KNOWWW

i just THOUGHT it existed

i am only justifying why i thought it existed

[plain sorrel]

lenny mod loader

[zenith hearth]

hold on yall I only have 13 gb left imma have to clear recording folder again

[zenith hearth]

okay I made sure to follow the instructions for each mod
moment of truth

[restive trench]

how can they make have m1911 if the game is set before 1911 smh

[zenith hearth]

how do I know it works

[plain sorrel]

lennys mod loader

[zenith hearth]

I manually installed nearly everything

[frank citrus]

alternate timeline where the M1911 is made before 1911 but the maker and the government agrees to keep it a secret and change its name to the year theyre planning to make it available for the public but the gun shops in the RDR towns have secret connections that allow them to get the guns and sell them

[lime harness]

how my ass be looking at somebody who thinks my work (making high value hard to get parts) is worth 3 rusty gears and a thank you

(I hate rtx on morshu so much

[zenith hearth]

YES FINALLY SOMETHING WORKING THE FIRST TIME FOR ONCE

[frank citrus]

what is your work??

[lime harness]

funny vintage story stuff, making jonas parts

[frank citrus]

oh

[plain sorrel]

now nuke saint denis

[frank citrus]

fanart work..?

[lime harness]

nah like actually making jonas parts for people in a multiplayer server

they're hard to get since you can only find them in ruins or rust monster bodies iirc, an they are rare

I on the other hand, can make them pretty easily,

[frank citrus]

ohhhh

so ur paid in ingame currency...

or like

commision work?

[lime harness]

Ye in game currency

The currency in vintage story is rusty gears lmao

There's mods to add actual currency because if you go deep enough you can set up a farm and just kill high level creatures for their rusty gears

But still,

[frank citrus]

cool

man i should play more MMO's

[lime harness]

Funnily enough VS is not an MMO

It's an open world survival :>

[zenith hearth]

this is fun to play around with

[frank citrus]

i feel so fucking old

[lime harness]

Fair

They're different but also kinda the same

[frail geode]

And what is VS

[lime harness]

Vintage Story :>

[ripe halo]

Visual Studio

[frail geode]

Never heard of it

[lime harness]

It's a very good game

I'd recommend it

It's still in early access but has enough content to put a lot of fully completed games to shame

[high briar]

Yes

I can send you the link

[zenith hearth]

I am a granny

[ripe halo]

Are you aware that you share your name with a very famous software engineer by chance

[high briar]

https://www.nexusmods.com/reddeadredemption2/mods/4027

@zenith hearth

[frail geode]

I am waiting for GTA 6 and new half sword update broooo

[high briar]

Here

[zenith hearth]

thats not exactly an m1911 but close enough

[high briar]

Close enough

And customizable

[lime harness]

Yes

It's primegen for them

Primagen for me

Very fun but nobody has made a mixup yet somehow

[ripe halo]

Yeh I don't think anyone would suspect ThePrimeagen to be in a halfsword discord

[lime harness]

LMAO

Hell even outside of it

I've had the name for... Shit prolly 6 years now

[frank citrus]

artemis 4 before half sword full release and GTA 6

[frail geode]

And Artemis is?

A game I guess

[high briar]

Artemis 4 in 2028 btw

[frank citrus]

theres NO way you dont know what artemis is

THEY

[frail geode]

There is

[frank citrus]

1 sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtihfUROEpY

[frail geode]

Oh space shizzle

[high briar]

I'm going bollocks right now

[frail geode]

I thought this guy was talking about a game

[high briar]

I remember that i air fried 6 hot dogs

One disappeared

Did it get sucked into the abyss

[frank citrus]

yo guys have you seen the new apollo 11 game

its amazing

[high briar]

Kerbal better

[frank citrus]

and the devs are so fast its the 11th game and 12th is coming out same year

[high briar]

You can make fartemis 1 2 3 and 4

[frank citrus]

fair

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-gif-952531974130922361

[frank citrus]

im actually playing it right now

[high briar]

Artemis 3 in 2027 will be the first like 50 years to go to the moon

Like walk on the moon

And artemis 4 is a lame satellite

Look at the differences

[frank citrus]

youll be sorry when the earth is a winter wasteland and im drinking artificially made pleasure liquid on the moon

[high briar]

Facts brother

It's a shame they dont know about pleasure liquid mk.1 yet

[frank citrus]

no no no

artemis 3 is unmanned landing

artemis 4 is the spacewalk

[high briar]

Oh wait

[frank citrus]

and apparently theyre going to use spaceX's moonlander

i hope they dont do that

[high briar]

https://tenor.com/view/fentcord-true-coyote-gif-2599436844608872721

[frank citrus]

i hate spaceX

[high briar]

How about we get interdimensional travel first

[ripe halo]

through affiliation with musk?

[high briar]

Get jebediah kerman

[frank citrus]

yeah otherwise theyre cool

[high briar]

Then fly artemis 3&4

[frank citrus]

elon musk is a re*ard

and he shouldnt be trusted with making rockets

especially manned rockets

[high briar]

I wonder why he always wears a bulletproof vest

[frank citrus]

he literally changed the fuselage of the starship because he was quoting a line from the dictator

A COMEDY MOVIE

[ripe halo]

I mean 14,000 people work for spaceX other than Elon musk he's a fraction of a fraction of a percentage of the people who make the technologies. Feels incorrect to condemn them based on the actiosn of an effective sponser

[frank citrus]

TO MAKE IT POINTIER WHEN THE ROUND FUSELAGE PERFORMS BETTER

[frank citrus]

yes but he is the owner so he can still do whatever he wants

[frank citrus]

like

he also insulted an actual fucking astronaut

[ripe halo]

He owns 42% of the company, it's not a majority share

[frank citrus]

oh

[high briar]

What does he spend his 1 trillion dollars on

[frank citrus]

still the owner...

[ripe halo]

He doesn't have 1 trillion dollars

[frank citrus]

paying actually smart people do to his shit while taking all the glory for himself

[high briar]

Almost there

800 billion

[ripe halo]

Is the value of his shares in companies he owns, he doesn't have a trillion dollars. He might have a billion?

Still an insane amount of money don't get me wrong, but shares aren't liquid cash. He wouldn't be able to sell the 800 billion worth of shares he owns and get 800 billion dollars

[high briar]

I trust

[frank citrus]

elon musk should die

[frank citrus]

ur smart

i just learned something new

thank you

[zenith hearth]

game crashed trying to load muliplayer model

[high briar]

Do you have unlocker yet

https://www.nexusmods.com/reddeadredemption2/mods/1688

Ive actually overmodded my rdr2 game to the point of unable to open from steam

Should i make more half sword willie maw images

[frail geode]

Can't wait for fallout winter edition

[gusty lotus]

i just realized why did beeb leave the server

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-thinking-thinking-idea-aha-gif-13184178604149425612

[zenith hearth]

Im pretty sure I do

[stark roost]

Isn't Kinstrife a very similar game to Half sword?

[high briar]

You could say that

[dusky hazel]

what in the all tomorrows am i looking at

@dreamy mango which command do i use to make you call people names again

[cobalt shoal]

Wrong place wrong time brother

[rapid thicket]

guys where is the next update

devs seem to slacking off

this is why tencent should buy the game

[rapid thicket]

optimize and update the game devs:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1477831420813639730/1493760763938996346/image0.gif

[frank citrus]

love to see tarkov

[frank citrus]

TURKIYE MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-gif-25741420

[dusky hazel]

how

[frank citrus]

the writer for all tomorrows is turkish

[cobalt shoal]

Lmfaooo true

[zenith hearth]

amazing

incendiary and explosive make a great combo

[zenith hearth]

I guess I'm done for today

modding was fun

[uncut finch]

I will be refunding the game unless FULLY modeled willy's with willies are made, ball physics and everything.

[stark roost]

[digital tiger]

this is what rampage trainer does to a man

[lime dragon]

half sword willy play update when

when can i play with willies

[indigo hare]

Why are they remaking Harry Potter, who even asked for that? I swear anything but making something original

[lime dragon]

remake harry potter, but now harry is a black transgender woman

to clarify since i feel like some motherfucker in this server is going to use this to justify their bigotry, it's not the black or transgender part that's a problem, neither the woman part, it's the unnecessary changes that's the problem

like why did they make a very important character in dune who is DISTINCTLY DESCRIBED TO BE A FUCKING WHITE DUDE a black woman

you can have your black representation in films, it's called background characters

the fremen could have black women

[uncut finch]

Snape has an extra long snake now

[frank citrus]

hi lol

[lime dragon]

snape has 13 inch monster now???

[indigo hare]

Snape being black and James potter relentlessly bullying him and hanging him up in a tree is such a great decision of change ❤️‍🔥

What could possibly go wrong

[uncut finch]

He's black yeah.

[lime dragon]

ok buddy

[brave sorrel]

Fucking what? 😭

Is this some late april fools joke

[indigo hare]

Theyre releasing a remake in the form of a show. Every season will be one year

[brave sorrel]

We got harry potter 2 before gta 6 good lord

[uncut finch]

The longer I stay in this server the more I realise that they are different from me

[frank citrus]

i for one feel like remakes should be made as long as theyre good which has an astronomically small chance of happening for harry potter

[lime dragon]

guys i lowk fucking hate jk rowling

she's a hateful and nasty woman (she's british)

[uncut finch]

They don't know I listen to BMSS💔

[lime dragon]

she wrote a character in harry potter after her least favorite teacher

then had that character assaulted by centaurs

[frank citrus]

assaulted HOW

[lime dragon]

you already know

[brave sorrel]

Which form of assault

[lime dragon]

it's implied

[brave sorrel]

Oh

O h

[lime dragon]

to be sexual assault

[frank citrus]

oh my god

yea fuck her

i already didnt like her but wow

[lime dragon]

yeah as i said

hateful ass bitch

[frank citrus]

[brave sorrel]

I had to do it

I'm sorry but I had to

The opportunity was too good

[lime dragon]

that black mold really got to her

[frank citrus]

dont apologize king

[uncut finch]

You guys ever read the book for IT? At the end they all smash the redhead chic

[frank citrus]

or

queen

[indigo hare]

I mean let’s not even get into the goblins in the bank

[uncut finch]

Same mf that made the shining

[frank citrus]

which writer......

[frank citrus]

huh

[uncut finch]

Forgot his name

[lime dragon]

same here

i remember a guy on twitter lecturing the WRITER of fucking IT about the book

[uncut finch]

Isn't he like 80

[lime dragon]

oh wait his name is stephen king or something

[uncut finch]

YEAH

That guy

[lime dragon]

i was thinking his name was goddamn stephen hawking

[indigo hare]

Stephen king is a fuckin weirdo and creep, let’s not talk about that part lol

[frank citrus]

why would he do that

[lime dragon]

read the first part of the sentence

[uncut finch]

I got the Bob shirt (valknut is a religious symbol, do not ban me for hate speech)

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-ytp-youtube-poop-it-burns-gif-26507186

[frank citrus]

i dont get it

[lime dragon]

guy on twitter

[frank citrus]

yes but why would he do that.......

did he know he was the writer

[waxen heart]

"I have 2 sides"

[lime dragon]

no

fucking stupid moron thought stephen king didn't read his book

[frank citrus]

then fair though

i mean

if he was an avid fan then id agree

[frank citrus]

BREWSTEW

[waxen heart]

Yep big fan

[uncut finch]

Stephen King was a HOUND DOG

[lime dragon]

i'm going to say a spoooky 2 sentence horror story

[frank citrus]

i love the channel too

i wonder if hes still posting

[lime dragon]

"Oh boy! I can't wait to eat this charcuterie board!" I said unknowingly.

"Har Har Har Har Har" said Frederick Fazbong with a glock 19 in his hand".

[waxen heart]

Yeah he does

[frank citrus]

what was the name of the channel?

[waxen heart]

Still brewstew

[frank citrus]

ph

right

sorry i thought his channel had a different name than brewstew

[waxen heart]

No worrys

[idle crest]

Just got back from 2 days of filming some war of the roses short film

[teal narwhal]

what happens when you give a medival peasant a gun

[frank citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/makin-smth-with-this-trust-w-gif-gif-5790956484979011289

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[wanton portal]

me and who

[spark quartz]

wouldn't that just be yourself

since you know

the movie

[plain scroll]

could have atleast spoiler tagged this smh my head. Internet loves to spoil everything these days

[spark quartz]

That movie came out in 1999 if you haven't seen it yet thats on you 😭

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/judge-judy-talk-blah-blah-gif-14340732

[stable wren]

Mfs will complain you spoiled a show from the 1950s

[indigo hare]

Bambis mom dies

[plain scroll]

Dude i was gonna watch that tomorrow

https://tenor.com/view/moai-stealing-gif-17778364841524158991

[indigo hare]

Charlie gets the factory

[restive trench]

i still haven't watched back to the future

even though its one of THE classics

never watched the titanic either

[plain scroll]

Yeah well uhh death star isnt a moon

[restive trench]

?

[indigo hare]

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

[plain scroll]

shocking i know

[restive trench]

i do not even know what are u talking about

[plain scroll]

star wars

[restive trench]

oh

never watched any of those either

[indigo hare]

There are no wars on stars, they aren’t the droids Youre looking for, and sand sucks. We’re done.

[spark quartz]

easter you're stinky

[restive trench]

silly silly silly silly

[indigo hare]

Im pheromonemaxxing, you wouldnt understand

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/aura-stinky-smelly-gif-12043235547826162166

[spark quartz]

hi veroo

[restive trench]

haloo

howrr u

[spark quartz]

I'm good

[indigo hare]

Ur not good ur fine

[spark quartz]

oh you flirt

[restive trench]

bro was going to make that joke but thought it would be weird :(

joke stealer smh

[spark quartz]

yes it would have

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256322696208453724/1400949393514823741/togif.gif

[indigo hare]

Do not ever try to steal him from me

[restive trench]

e dating in my halfcord smh smh

[indigo hare]

I will end your discord career faster than you can say “please don’t end my discord career faster than I can say “please don’t end my discord career””

[restive trench]

no

[wide sleet]

when are they gonna update the game next

dry asf rn

[stable wren]

I watched the titanic and back to future, the only movie that's a classic and I've never watched was like, reservoir dogs

[restive trench]

never heard of lmao

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/resovior-reservoir-dogs-dance-gif-13622925

[restive trench]

seems cool

seems to be a mafia movie therefore it is cool

[stable wren]

Its about heisters after a failed diamond heist

[restive trench]

oo

[stable wren]

And they are basically being hunted down, and trying to survive the aftermath of the failed heist

[restive trench]

i will watch it one day™

[stable wren]

Yeah same

I don't fw movies anymore

I find most newer releases to be boring af

Horror movies aren't scary and I find them as a comedy flick nowadays

[restive trench]

one movie that i will probably be watching is the spiderman movie

thats the only new release im really interesting in

[indigo hare]

Horror is only scary if the main horror thing isnt shown outright. The second I see what you’re supposed to be afraid of, be it a ghost or monster or murderer it stops being scary to me

Like the conjuring was real good but then they showed the witch on the top of the dresser outright and it immediately made it not scary anymore lol

[brave sorrel]

For me it was the mandela catalogue, I found it terrifying but the moment I saw that lanky motherfucker float down into view I lost interest

[gusty lotus]

Vol 1 was peak

[restive trench]

physiological horror

did i write it riggt

[stable wren]

The best horror movie was Skinamarink imo

It was so uncomfortable

You never know what was hunting them

[gusty lotus]

YO??!!!!

[stable wren]

And the ending is so ambiguous that it's peak

[restive trench]

YOOO

FINALY

[dull ruin]

guys i play the old demo is the real game much different)

?

[restive trench]

@lavish blade this is what happens when you dont release the files

[gusty lotus]

yeah

[gusty lotus]

hoping this doesnt interfere with the arquebes mod 😭

[restive trench]

i hope it starts a compitition between modders

so we finally get mods

[gusty lotus]

man i have so much mods in paks

[restive trench]

its ok we still have unreleased ar mod

and spell book

and space shit

and tanks

[gusty lotus]

what

[restive trench]

all unfinished

[stable wren]

There was a time

Where a modder released the files to different mod someone was already making

Because they kept gate keeping

[frank citrus]

how do you download them

[stable wren]

The guy gate keeping had a full on crashout

[restive trench]

reasonable crashout

i have a feeling this will happen to chrome

[frank citrus]

chrome doesnt gatekeep

[gusty lotus]

nexus

[frank citrus]

do you have to open an account

[gusty lotus]

yeah

[restive trench]

not gatekeeping he just lazy

bro has like 5 mods wip at the same time

[frank citrus]

id have 5 WIP mods too

[restive trench]

doesnt want to lock in and release at least one of them

[frank citrus]

if i was a modder

[restive trench]

it always happens to the best modders

they have a bijillion cool mods but all unfinished

[gusty lotus]

HE HAS A GUN

[stable wren]

Luke is def the best modder

Not chrome

Chrome is like 3rd

[indigo hare]

Woooow

Shots fired

Don’t let chrome see that

[stable wren]

Ik, ik.
Dissing the guy who made my weapon

But luke has made some crazy shit

He literally was making gun mods in the demo

Mf is a different breed of half sword modder

[indigo hare]

Luke more like duke

[stable wren]

The best map maker is uh

Smitor

[brave sorrel]

Nah I'm the best mod maker

Trust

[gusty lotus]

what did u make 😭

[brave sorrel]

A pb&j

[gusty lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[brave sorrel]

[quick torrent]

[brave sorrel]

[gusty lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379852324272472109/1454787096437985416/im_in.gif

[brave sorrel]

Greetings mr gameseer

[indigo grail]

Hi

[quick torrent]

Sup yall

[gusty lotus]

have you singed a curta'n wall song before

[indigo grail]

Can you type the seahorse emoji too

[quick torrent]

[brave sorrel]

What's that

[gusty lotus]

listen to curta'n wall trust its peak

😱

[brave sorrel]

Will give them a listen soon currently can't since I don't got my headphones on me

[brave sorrel]

Can't listen to the audio but I doubt this scene makes any more sense even with it

[gusty lotus]

HE NEVER ANSWERED

https://giphy.com/gifs/sad-baby-crying-jnQYWZ0T4mkhCmkzcn

[brave sorrel]

I think he instantly remembered why they don't like talking with the community

[gusty lotus]

HE ALSO WENT OFFLINE BRO

MAN

[brave sorrel]

Well we had a gameseer interaction without a single "update when" being dropped so as a community I'd say we should be proud

🥳

[stable wren]

fortnite crossover, when

[flat walrus]

Hotfix 6 was 2 months ago

Come back devs

Jan 30th - Feb 19th = 6 updates within just shy of a month

2 months of nothing what

[indigo hare]

Reid! Read Reid read! #updates this upcoming update is a big one with new content, not just bug fixes like prior

[flat walrus]

The last post doesn't mention a timeline, how much time is more time

I get it'll take longer than usual, but it's been 2 months guys

Release had a lot more of the devs attention it feels like, rightfully so but most players still don't have solid floor in the slums

[indigo hare]

Soon(tm)

Did you just clown react me

[flat walrus]

Yeah, the soon (TM) thing is over-used and nothing of substance

cop-out for dev teams

[indigo hare]

Oh im sorry, did you want me to look into the future and tell you the date? Or maybe read the devs minds for the date?

Let me do that real quick

Okay I did it. The answer is soon(tm)

[flat walrus]

Thanks

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sluggrub-white-knuckle-sluggrub-slug-grub-whiteknuckle-peepaw-as-a-baby-gif-17405481185712328356

[teal narwhal]

yall think im using this a bit too fast?

[near ore]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-i-love-you-ily-gif-4247002

[brave sorrel]

Let me do it for you

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-i-love-you-ily-gif-4247002

[brave sorrel]

Yk one of these days I'll end up doing this and the gif in question is going to be something that gets me banned instantly 😭

[indigo hare]

No good deed goes unpunished

[brave sorrel]

I suppose there's a reason images and embeds are limited to higher levels lmao

I'll have to start sending these in a private server to double check them

[gusty lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176719479158341633/1490125814795206807/IMG_3112.gif

[brave sorrel]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thragg-supercut

On another note why is this channel called general catfish

[small sphinx]

when update

🥺

[viscid schooner]

itll be out when its out

[gusty lotus]

Soon™

[viscid schooner]

and we like that

[small sphinx]

ill keep playing demo then🥲

[pearl coral]

ball

[worthy harness]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[brave bluff]

yo guys can i spoil the invincible animated show for free

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366521106940559470/1491473665127219372/speedier_expire.gif

[hybrid granite]

Finally i will lay my 1050 to rest, rtx 5060 coming in a week

[indigo plover]

Imagine sneaking these into a plant shop

[fierce osprey]

so after about 2 months of not playing Half Sword, I will once more try it out, to see what has improved. I also now have an actually capable PC (RX 9060 XT; Ryzen 7 5800XT), so I could see how "well" or "bad" the game still runs

[teal narwhal]

holy shit i have 41 GB IN MY RECYCLE BIN????

[fierce osprey]

looking at the minimum and recommended specs, I technically should be around mid-range

[reef mason]

are the devs dead or smth 😭

[fierce osprey]

no idea, I hope they're actually working on the game...

[silent jolt]

steam medieval fest starts tmr so hopefully we get something.

[reef mason]

yea same

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

lmao

[plain scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268108652917555231/1269855051963301939/caption.gif

[weary tinsel]

spams

[fierce osprey]

I just hope the game is actually playable on my current rig. It really shouldn't have too many issues as I can now run all my installed games at a stable frame rate, especially my VR titles

[reef mason]

the lack of communication is kinda worrying but i do hope theyre cooking smth up

i did invest in this

[warm pebble]

Its a good time i think to remind ourselfs that the demo has its blood update after 3 months of radio silence after the previous one

[earnest stone]

wip channel was active, there was never radio silence that long bro

[drowsy finch]

I wouldnt worry about it, they'rre still working on it for sure

the main thing I'd say is just focus on otherstuff right now

[earnest stone]

it’s pretty big deal because community found many issues and we have zero info how they are going to address these things

[reef mason]

yea i just dislike the complete lack of communication

[earnest stone]

like maybe they don’t read feedback channel at all and now they are focusing on adding animals leaving rest of the game mess as it is

[drowsy finch]

realskies

I'm also just not invested as I was 2 years ago lol

still like the game and the comm too :3

[frank citrus]

honestly i dont think this game gets enough rep for having this good of graphics while being under 10 GB

lets hope the full release isnt like 200 GB

[earnest stone]

im invested now because i spent money on it haha so its sad watching that they are not keeping with the EA promises

[tepid crow]

This game ever getting updated or nah

If we hear nothing in medieval fest it’s a big yikes

[drowsy finch]

whatd they promiseagain

[earnest stone]

that EA was suppose to integrate community into development process

[indigo hare]

Girlfriends and boyfriends for everyone

And money

[earnest stone]

also that game is fully playable lol

[indigo hare]

And alcohol

I didn’t get any of those things

[earnest stone]

not cool

[keen palm]

9600x and 9070xt i still get crashes every 5-10 minutes 🙂

Havent been closely monitoring performance on crash though so i'm not sure if im just running settings too high or if its a game issue

All love but its still likely the latter

[gloomy urchin]

you got wife tho so thats one

[warm pebble]

Anything you say i'll purposefully ignore

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[stable wren]

She'd be against the update!!

[keen palm]

tbf posting "we are fixing performance issues!" is not very exciting vs. new sets of armour which is probably on the backburner atm

[drowsy finch]

I thought that was just the buildup to ea tho

[drowsy finch]

I have trillions of those

[indigo hare]

Why are you so selfish? 😡

Greed is a SIN

[gloomy urchin]

rali rali rali

why are you TWO!!

oh ur expie

[drowsy finch]

I just like shrimps and crabs

leave me alone

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bathing-prada-soggy-sogged-demonic-creature-gif-11281159660744564537

[spark quartz]

Easter what did your dad say when you cried?

[indigo hare]

Shellfish

[indigo hare]

Crying is for wimps, stop crying, wimp

[spark quartz]

damn I'm sorry bro

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/simple-shrimple-shrimple-gif-its-really-that-shrimple-not-so-shrimple-now-gif-26259869

[hardy lynx]

The lannisters send their regards

[lavish blade]

man

mine better anyway

[lavish blade]

man i made a fucking space exploration mod and this is what i get

so when smitor makes a map pack he gets aura?!

but when I

release a space exploration mod

i get -10000 aura???

wooooww

[lavish blade]

YOU

talk

[stable wren]

That textile cover..

Rondels...?

Glided sallet..?

[weary tinsel]

besag

[stable wren]

What is this armor and who makes it

[weary tinsel]

sec

[stable wren]

Female body too

More waist accurate

[weary tinsel]

well yeah

I "helped" him

https://www.roblox.com/catalog/113553158682311/Gothic-Besagews-Brassed

hes a cool dude

also made flemish sallet

[stable wren]

Is that coat becoming a accessory or

[weary tinsel]

nah just 2d

[stable wren]

Maaaaaan

[weary tinsel]

me

[stable wren]

Don't mind the right, the Orle sallets are still my favs

[weary tinsel]

john man is goat

also

[stable wren]

When is that releasing????

[weary tinsel]

already did

all of this did

[stable wren]

The Bascinet is rarely made

That's sick

[weary tinsel]

also helped him make it

[lavish blade]

y'all will not be hearing from me in 5 months 😂 /j

[stable wren]

Sick!

[lavish blade]

<@&1080390104562016306>

[weary tinsel]

nope

[stable wren]

I will def look into making a 14th century fit

[weary tinsel]

should do early 15th like that one

[stable wren]

I got an artist that knows how to draw historical armor

I should comm her to draw my dnd characters in full harness

[stable wren]

There is a

Chainmail shirt

In the catalog

It's based off of like

Slavic armory

But it's still there

[weary tinsel]

I should get the guy to make this for me custom

would be dope af

[lavish blade]

so now i get ignored

[stable wren]

Your 334 in modding rank now!!!1111

[lavish blade]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeleton-hit

[stable wren]

So tru

[lavish blade]

let me show you a thing u sent

who the FUCK am i third to

who is better than me other than luke

[weary tinsel]

or like...

[lavish blade]

who could POSSIBLY be 2?

[stable wren]

Don't want me to answer that

[lavish blade]

who is it

[trail idol]

i havent played in a while since the game dropped nor am i able to be home to use my PC, has it changed at all?

[lavish blade]

come on tell the class

[stable wren]

Dude, this would be gas with that chainmail bevor

[weary tinsel]

"chainmail"

[stable wren]

I am warning u

[weary tinsel]

[lavish blade]

tell me

tell the class

share with us

[stable wren]

@teal narwhal

[teal narwhal]

wsg

[weary tinsel]

omg...

[stable wren]

Wassup 2nd place

[queen sluice]

Is there multiplayer now?

I am kinda behind

[teal narwhal]

nah no way im 2nd tf

[lavish blade]

How the FUCK is smitor 2nd

[teal narwhal]

hold up i made a tier list last night lemme send that again

[stable wren]

Lightsaber cuh

[stable wren]

Sam sent this yesterday iirc

[weary tinsel]

not for sale

[lavish blade]

😡

[stable wren]

You comm'd this, huh?

[teal narwhal]

true but he made a fucking gun

[lavish blade]

i can literally do the EXACT SAME

[weary tinsel]

not me

[stable wren]

While that is cool, luke did it first I'M JUST SAYING

[lavish blade]

either way smitor is not 2nd

[stable wren]

Okay good because I was about to premake your coffin for comming this and spending extra to make it private

[teal narwhal]

my ranking would be

1. luke
2. the guy that made half sword enchancer
3. ovdrth
4. chrome
5. guy who made half dead
6. guy who made swords for everyone
7. me
8. genuis
9. fred
10. chromedomered40

[lavish blade]

we're talking about pak modders

i think

[stable wren]

4th is even worse than what I said

[weary tinsel]

id do that for this smh

[teal narwhal]

oh just limited to pak?

[lavish blade]

not to smitor

lmfao

he's not bad at modding

he's just

not 2nd

prolly 4th

[stable wren]

He 2nd fam, a lightsaber is too badass

[lavish blade]

i can't anymore man

[stable wren]

He wasn't second till the lightsaber

[lavish blade]

he has not made a fucking space exploration map

besides I HAVE A LIGHTSABER TOO

[teal narwhal]

if its just pak modding id say its luke, you, me, genuis, and bam in that order

[teal narwhal]

shit you do?

[stable wren]

THEN COLLAB!! Why don't you two follow galaxy mindset and do the mostly insane collab

Galaxy and Zippy made the most insane mod together, mfs are like ying and yang of gmod gore

[weary tinsel]

huh

[lavish blade]

roblox 15th century plate armor

[stable wren]

You, smitor, and Luke would be like the monster trio from one piece

Shit would be wild

[lavish blade]

i'm fucking quitting

i will release chrome334's arms pack and spellbook mod and goodbye

[stable wren]

IT'S NOT THIS SERIOUS SIRE!!!

[lavish blade]

/j probably

[stable wren]

This ugly af

[queen sluice]

[hard raven]

@teal narwhal hey love ur modding skills, could I use ur lightsaber photo in the photography chat for some art please? ( I will give you credits )

[weary tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-flight-reacts-disappointed-wtf-gif-9913249080334735589

[lavish blade]

yk wht fuck it im just quitting rn

[teal narwhal]

feel free

[lavish blade]

/j

[stable wren]

Brother in a game it's fine, but in like r15

Hell naw

[hard raven]

Thxs

[stable wren]

Mordschlag

I need your personal opinion on medieval drip

Should the main boss to my dnd stuff, have a textile cover or nah?

If yes, what color

[stable wren]

Collab with luke and smitor

Make a star wars mod conversion for half sword

[indigo hare]

You’ll be back

They always come back

[teal narwhal]

five nights at freddys reference?

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-tiktok-gif-25591053

[teal narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1493793063938687157/MedalTVHalfSword20260414215627214-tr-edit-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[idle crest]

My favorite thing about armour is trying to figure out what parts of your suit are broken after you take it off

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-boy-counting-counting-3fs-gif-16463238246074219603

[hard raven]

@teal narwhal ( OG Image and mod ) "The power of the glow stick"

[teal narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gohan-its-so-peak

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-black-opening-book-opening-box-jack-black-gif-2965523361044713223

[hard raven]

Can I pet that Dawg?

[indigo hare]

Seeing old guys with corvettes is funny cause mid life crisis is silly, ive been having a whole life crisis and you don’t see me buying a fancy car. Though I think that’s part of the reason

[autumn laurel]

i cant afford to have a mid life crisis

[swift carbon]

Me neither

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436883123521585175/1464410913774895310/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1.gif

[bright ember]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-out-wii-don-flamenco-punching-punch-boxing-gif-2771434314997120488

[teal narwhal]

lightsaber going good

[indigo hare]

Youre calling me old arent you

[spark quartz]

not explicitly

[indigo hare]

Good because explicit things aren’t allowed here