#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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Nah cuz its true tho LMAOO
This shot is beautiful
Thank you
Peep the drink
Can’t right now watching a “live stream”
lmao
Any crawfish in these waters?
There was!! Caught sum but couldn't get photos :)
ever played white knuckles?
Possibly by a different name.
Have not seen nor heard of it. I have mixed feelings about the retro graphics trend.
agreed
fairsies! I don't care too too much for it, but so long as the games fun they can keep ripping off ultrakill
How do you feel about Casualties: Unknown's style?
Lol Idk about Ultrakill either lol. Game looks interesting, not sure I would like it long term though. makes me wish you could rent games on steam.
I been deep in a PZ run. Decided to try something new. Max everything.
i LOVE project zomboid
ts is just so peak
The most played game in my library.
almost for me
the only reason it isn is because my friend made me play a crap ton of war thunder
the game i hate the most
lol
Ultrakill is grete!!! Glad yur doing more pz!!!
Checkout C:U too cuz its' very zomboid esque
fuck dude my chewed gum is stuck in my pocket
not half sword 😔
What is that exactly when I looked it up I got cult of the lamb?
honestly i just picked up warband cause a guy gave me a free key he bought like 10 years ago and i love it so much
I been playing it for nearly a decade.
Mount and Blade is also high up on my top most playtime.
Not in ages.
TYPO
its peakness
that will be 30 emralds sir
such a great game series, now im thinking of buying warband next summer sale or if i can find a cheap key
Warband is literally Peak, that game is the first game that made me do a all nighter in one of my holidays
what faction?
My top 3 most played games.
Swadia, I was in the multiplayer scene, Swadia 2handed.
Mordhau
I quit my addiction in september last year
What did you trade it for?
Idk just not gaming in general.
I play swadia too
It's springtime, allot of my days will now be spent out in the garden.
Swadia is goated faction
no hayfever?
I always rep Vlandians.
I just fight through allergies.
Soldier, I try my best too.
Some days are better then others lol. Sinus rinses go a long way in making it bearable.
In my last playthrough half of swadia sieged veluca (i was part of the half) and we took it, later the rhodoks trying to besiege veluca and when i ask a lord where king harlaus is it says hes in praven so i go there to ask for help and hes FEASTING 😂
King harlaus never skips a feast
ooh, I got lil pills for my hayfever
Rhodoks only annoying cuz of theire massive shields
I love vlandia too i ply them in BL
Antihistamines make me too drowsy to function.
they make you drowsy, for me they feel like doing nothing on certain days.
Bannerlords is my favorite of the games. I like being able to establish holds by defeating usurpers. Build up allot without declaring a kingdom.
lol sounds like the same thing!
"it's almost harvesting season"
BUTTERLORD
I tried that once and they defeated me cause i was stupid and got killed by a crossbowman during a siege
In multiplayer I enjoyed sieges, tdm and commander mode the most. I was in a clan and we went in commander mode got a little army to command against other players with a small army, was super fun
napoleonic wars
Ah rough. When I do those runs I usually spend several years as a trader and trying to find an early game wife.
One of the best campaigns I ran I only traded and fought in Tournaments. I always use Khuzait horse archers to establish the core of my army. No questing or politics until I have 1 million denars.
My entire army is 20% archers, 10% infantry, 50% cavalry and 20% horse archers
Hard to beat a huge cavalry charge with supporting horse archers
I wasnt really the best at trade
I’d get a caravan or two for income while im still a mercenary and thats about it
Mcwonderyeast is yapping
Caravans can be hard to manage. I usually do it all myself until I have enough capital to buy a few shops. It is also good to pick your caravan companians early on and level them before you send them out.
You missed an opportunity with McYonderYap.
I definitely need some trade tips for when i play BL again
There are allot of good tips out there!
Your body can get used to some thangs
A lot of people switch up
My faher
Hallo my child
How you doin boss baby

Mcwonderyap
Wow that was very clever and original of me to come up with just now
Yay I finally got the full game :D
Mcyapbeast
thanky you. @wooden olive drew it
mcdonalds
Is the game more stable on amd gpus now?
No
Im going to press them twice from now on
double virus
the virus will infect the other virus and cancel out
ez win
Two negatives make a positive
If thats the case why didnt i get two bad grades so that they make a positive? I am so dumb 
this is becuase you didnt get a negative grade, the grade was greater than 0
Hey guys, back to check up on the game after early access first launched, is it any better?
Is it back to demo status yet?
It got a few optimisation hotfixes, theres a major update in the work rn that should do a major round of bugfixes with a bit of added content
We dont know when though
like and subschreibe to half sword
im just gonna wait for more updates atm
half swooorrdddd
Combat didnt change for now, legs are a bit stronger
Booooo
But enought of the critical lags have been fixed for it to be playable
So it’s playable, but not good
Like early demo and early playtest level of playable, it will change eventually
Even though i hightly doubt youll accept to believe this 
I hope so the demo was peak
I didn’t spend 14 days and 14 nights trying to beat the baron for nothing
Rn we just need patience.
wahs up half sword
first helmet attempt didnt go well
people playground is the shit
i like blowing up as many nukes as i can before it crashes
ye
top 5 game oat
ye
shout outs pppg
the endermen got to him when u werent looking
get thsi gay shit outta here
what
yo momma
me and you
city boty
we are the gays
get this bullshit off my screen bro
then get away from the channel
simple
dih yujiro really do this
sassy mfker
I love playing people playground
he turned into a planet after fighting baki
its me!
that scared the poo out of me
i've got 38.8
yo pierre you wanna come out here
dang cant send gifs
you need level 2
reasonablew
make something like this
very easy to wear
he looks like a traffic cone
what is this cratere
pgion
hes roman
checks out
pigeons do nt look tlike thate
in some species they do
liar
add entity
i hav epigeons otside the window all the time man thy dont look like hta man
are you on salivia
i didn’t get any more clips of it so this time imma just send a link
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ima add something else but not an entity
ok
i hope dan bull gets taken behind th eshed like old yellyer
watchu got against the goat bro
dan bull ruins everything he touches like the king midas of doghsit
person above me is piss piss idiot
why dont you go ahead and look at the rabbits for me real quick
absolutely terrible raps
your mom i'm not a lenny type im a george type
dude he was born before you
the arch illiger rap is tuff bro what are u on about
prolly you too dawg i bet your elike 15
how dare you disrespect the eldery
(ok maybe its not that good but u get the point)
the critikal bat pfp says everything
what could this possibly mean
watchu got against moist critikal bro
im allowed to not like dan bull just like youre allowed to like dan bull
he doesnt want the allegations
I fuck with critikal but he's gottenr eally stale for me
how to PROPERLY hold a sword
believeable
drunkard style
why are we switching topics for channels
hi
this has become halfsword chat
goodbye
olive oil
every critikal video in the past like 2 years is basically the same video
this is the half sword server
all chats are half sword chats
poop oopy butthole anus dogs guys alright see ya - every critikal video
food?
Bro Thats like 2012 critikal. Hes evolved. Now he gives the most milquetoast bland opinions on every ongoing situation in the world
thats so much better lmao
hello dead chat this is dead chat
he fell off after the collab with ordinary sausage
hello dead chat this is dead general catfish
me in another life
this man turned my hand into an outline with a hammer
i’m glad half sword taught people that faulds are maille
your moms adead chat
hahahahah
yeahhh high five
stfu idiot
21
109
you stupid
no im not
aura
shut up gif stealer
you stole three of my gifs yesterday
Shut up stick hater
gif stealer
Poleaxe lover
gif thief
goodness graciius
gif stealerrr
Poleaxe loverrrr
gif thieffffffff
wtf is a gif thief
a mango
gif thief
Gng how's the game doing
with or without mustard
kertcu7p
new half sword dlc: unoptimized edition
now even more unoptimized
Theres a much bigger problem than optimization
whats that
Game kinda boring ngl
aw shit
ill admit i dont have full version half sword yet
i stopped playing after liek 40 hours into playtest
It's the 0.5 demo but stretched out and with the fun removed
i wan multiplayer so i can call you chumps out then beat you with hammers
split screen is like multiplayer
yout hink i give a fuck
Ohhhhh
yes
Damnn
no you piss piss idiot
youre ded wrong buday
apiss apiss idiot
damn is 🤣
im NOT a piss piss idiot
you are a apis
and why he ourple 😂 😂 😂
no stop
apis
you mothercuekr
you're a bee
A WHAT
Mothercucker
need
i am cleveland
electrifying
how are you even typing then
do youwanna har my cleveleand brown impression
yes
very impressive
fuyck yea dude
i got hit with the weapon of instant gravity
i dont do pals i onyl do frenemioes
oh alright
everybody laughs with him gif
stop your bullying me
tuff
is that you
no hthats sam sulek
??? thas my voice dude
okay i beleve you
just try dude
ok bet
be a alien
im on fire jit
oh my god
smoke detecxtors dont work jit
goodbye my frenemy
finally
ykno w they were caling for thunderstomrs
you are saved
i rather drown
you feel every bit of drowning, the burning only lasta a little hile
burning hurts
thats stupid as fuck dude
no not
yeah til it dont anymore g then youre just like damn im chillin
buygrwer
did he say his last name is burger
i could go for abruger
i go in different names
burger kig texas whopper pussy
super hotdog cowboy western yeehaw
sheee get on ye little doggyyyy
you never lived til youa had a got dan
bueer king texa s whopper now son
load that bitch up with jalapenors
now we ar talking
mushrooms crunchy shit onion rings>>??
jalapenos?
mayonaise
fuckin a buddy fuckin aa
wamma see what i made on ppg
instead of finished the jouster
if you ever feel sad remember the gothic arch is always there for you
ok
i clip hold on
why
epic
ay goodnigtht half sword
goodbye frenemy
goodnighht fenemy hope you die but love you at the same time
thank you
is railgun tuff
no
fuck
add some decorations hijo
i hate those
poke an eye out and then caught my sword
why are you smitoro in nexus
but you're smitor here
cuz smitor was taken on nexus
genuis
oh my god identity fraud
and disentiigrating my dude
im so lonley in vc
use this armor instead
this armor gave my grandma chronns diease
your grandma has a skill issue
shes 103
atleast my armor is [title card]
Why didn’t they think of this in the 1500s
they didnt know about my armor
and plus
my helmet is roman
yes
i need to start building more contraptions
think i screwed him up
color guard in halfsword?
why are we switching topics
a weapon from my modded save!
for channels
got his shit smooth off
color guard reference
spinny flag
funny joke
its a general chat. halfsword is still general
no its chat👿
cht for dialects only
half sword chat is chat and general catfish is general
anyways
So an achievement bug I had gotten a couple weeks back was finally resolved. They did say that affected accounts will keep the unlocked achievements though
I basically got 100% completion for free
the arrow somehow got my leg
Is everyone playing people playground
I lowkey have the game as well
genuinely cheated all of mine. (not on purpose)
its very fun once you learn enough mechanics
poopyplayground
you can make a functional gun
bruh i never got that shi
that too complex
i made a weird little train cart and a railgun tho
I haven't gotten around playing it yet though, I'm still playing rdr2 and stuff
its not that complex
theres like a guy dedicated to making guns in ppg
and tht one dude making all the WW2 tanks or some
and he gets to the front page
EVERY TIME
i dont think he will be able to move in actual combat
aliminal foil armor
he knows the casualties
there might be some optimization mods on the workshop nevermind that was how that workshop virus happened
how do i make my halfsword not crash when i try to play it? i have a crappy pc, but i have a good pc at my other parent's house and i have good progress on there, but when i try to play on my crappy pc it crashes when i try to play.
low settings
and have dlss
whats dlss?
fornite
deep learning super sampling
basically more frames for free
I love the casualties 
oh, well i could deal with input delay
thats not too big of a deal for halfsword tbh
ye\
and how do i get dlss
amd i think
death
my good pc has nvidia
sucks how willie cant smile unless you cut his face open
he look ogre
i have the amd mini pc, it really is crappy but works
very close to death
let me tell you i've NEVER hit a better clip
opkay
do you know how to import custom weapon models
like that one dude did
with the curved pblades
sadly no
thats my next thing to learn tho
fuhhhhhhhhhhh
wait so how do i make it not crash?
prray
e
why u on gm flatgrass
cuz i can
bannerlord with the ai influence mod is fucking insane 💀
highly recommend it to anyone
how does one even get this map
nexus mods
wat name
gm_flatgrass
lord tier retribution, and they send this dude i killed all the way back in commoner... WHO IS HE
SHOULD I BE AFRAID
Hire me halfsowrd 🤣✌️
Its really awesome in theory and one day when it’s developed enough it will be actual peak gaming. but it’s riddled with crashes and bugs like NPC’s not remembering past conversations. It also uses some LLM called “player-2” which runs out eventually, so you have to pay for more. Im pretty sure you can use other LLM’s also. But that seems like a hassle to set up. It’s also only for bannerlord 1.3 unfortunately, which sucks cause most big mods like shokohu arent updated to 1.3 yet, or are paywall locked for now like realm of thrones
After sinking time to get it working right and editing stuff around I've got a really vivid world rn
I’ll definitely use it down the road when it’s a bit more developed
And when big mods update to 1.3 fully
Cause I aint playin vanilla
As much as I love bannerlord, vanilla factions and lore are just kinda mid
Bro lowkey how the fuck do you craft anything else than a mace because I try to switch but it's doesn't let me
You unlock new crafting options as you go up in tier
Oh I lowkey though my game was broken lol thank you for informing me
wait im confused i just found a weapon i lost being sold in the market thats cool as fuck
i didnt know that could happen
You can tweak ai influence to really give depth to the world. My crazy ass mod list also allows for civil wars and factions, so my map has been a bit insane. My current playthrough is a sadistic bandit warlord
There's full on religion and culture in Calradia. I've even set up special bandit rules so the kingdoms all know to fear me and where. It's been fun weaving this story. I even got a whole host of royal captives
Like through MCM or game files? Or just through talking to NPC’s?
Like to tweak it
this is a fist fight HOW did i get this man down to the bone?
The flail is so fucking butt
You ate it
ai influence's mod files themselves. you can set all kinds of custom rules and parameters through several files
kicking and punching at the exact same time knocks them down pretty fast
down to the bone, you say?
meow
is it me tweaking or game absolutely got dead after release
I've just finished my add-on for Rurune the cute shark girl!
I tried to keep the style reminicent of her sharp teeth on the expressions as much as possible. I hope you'll like them!
Avaliable now :
https://ko-fi.com/s/607df14107
https://hashedits.booth.pm/items/8193964
MUSIC
Take You Higher ...
update on the ship in soulmask
she has a crew now (I'm the feller with the bow)
do I have enough bolts to supply the two crossbow turrets? nope
did I forget to unlock bolts and such and that's why? yes
hi
is the off topic rule useless
wdym
this rule
Isn’t this the “whateverthefuck” channel?
yep
and people still post not halfsword-related topics in #halfsword-chat-⚔
i think it doesnt have any use
the rule
fart
it’s 99% half sword most of the time though
Well it is generally halfsword content and that rule seems more like a “please keep it to what the channel is supposed to be” instead of a hard rule
it does but we don’t enforce it that hard because it’s annoying for everyone involved
alright
if people are posting random shit in things like art or references or armory or any other very niche channel that’s usually when it’s enforced
Btw where are the rules, I can’t for the life of me find them, I am blind as fuck tho so
in server guide
Thanks, I am blind, I never clicked on the thing to open the rules
thanks for going out of your way to find them in the first place
good man
Ye, I wanted to know what I can and can’t say so I can tightrope walk along that fine line (:
/jk
i yearn to sword fight
how has everyone been btw lmao
it’s been a while
like an actual bit of fencing, or halfsword? x3
fencing
Nice
oh hell ye :>
How many do you have?
two
Nice
a longsword and an arming sword
I’ve got 4
All longswords, but two are two handed, the others are more like bastard swords
Nice
My favorite two
- a dagger
The two handed is 44 inches in total and the 1 1/2 handed is I think 36 or 38 inches
Otherwise known as 111.76 cm and 91.44-96.52 cm
E
wow moff
should i buy bannerlord, been playing warband for a while and i like it
unfortunately relatable
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I HATE THIS
I HATE THIS
I HATE THIS
WHY ARE THEY FORCING IT AS WELL
FOR FUCKING WHAT
must be your unlucky day
BRO THEY UPDATE THAT SHIT EVERY LIKE 1.5 WEEKS
ITS NOT LONG BUT ITS FUCKING ANNOYING
AND THE FACT THAT THE UPDATE ISNT EVEN THE UPDATE IS ANNOYING AS WELL
LIKE I NEED TO FUCKING UPGRADE DISCORD IN ORDER FOR DISCORD TO UPDATE ITSELF LIKE WTF MAN
glad im russian and i dont update it at all

Your pelt shall be groomed
whenever i think i understand deutsch they js pull off even more gibberish 🩷
and i refuse to believe that german is german in english and not deutsch deutsch sounds better
i decided to be a coward from this day on
Should i recover Jebediah Kerman stuck on the Mun with Shitblast 11
jeb and valentina must stay alive at any cost
The meta is you need to be on good terms with the mods and spark a good conversation in a different channel and it last long till they realize it's the wrong channel and ask you to move it over to gen
half sword demo wont work for me anymore
when i select gore setting upon startup nothing happens
anyone else had this issue?
Game only Crashes when clicking any type of game mode
my defense is practically finished
now the real fucking question is how am i gonna expand from this point on because im running out of space
i did not account for energy room
oh wait i can split my bedrooms into 2 and now i have space
i installed random optimization mods and now my game loads in 3 minutes instead of 15
Patience is a virtue, uninstall them
hello me
modmail him or som
haha ragebait haha
don't mind me just bullying this woman with baseballs
this generation normalized making a joke out of pedophilia and that's disgusting
it makes me sick how something like this became a sick joke
i think this also depicts an issue of being exposed to so much violence online to the point you become desensitized
we will be first generation to be stupider compared to the last one 🙏
Lol
Ai is getting too smart
dont worry its unprofitable and will get cancelled (probably)
@ modteam
Christians doing anything except following the commandments
Lukewarm Christian
yeah I do
how did you know
from what
I FEEL SICH AND LIKE IM ABOUT TO VOMIT
IT JUST DOES
then vomit
its your body releasing bad shit
IS THIS THE CONSEQUENCES OF SITTING ON A COMPURER 18 HOURS A DAY FOR 10 YEARS
yes
ITS VOMIT FEELING BUT NOT ACTUAL VOMIT
wait
18 hours
when do you go to the gym
sometimes
3 times a week
i also do but thats cause i just had a feast
i felt like a king in his castle eating so much shit
anywys im going to bed goobnight evernyapony
i had a tooth pulled today and it was so big that it didn’t fit in their tooth box
It’s crazy waking up to 7 pings for scammers in like 6 hours. Yall gotta stop pressing every link you come across 😡
Gullible is written on your earlobe
half sword update when
That's cool and all but clearly mr breast wants to give me and a bunch of people 5000 dollars in bitcoin through some weird shady app noones ever heard of that needs full access to my bank account
how do i report exploiters in half sword
Exactlyyyy
What? 😭
I love it when mrbeast shows up in my dream and gives me a 5000 dollar giftcard
banned
I don't think any of these comments are appropriate things to say here
lmao
its real
psa make sure to click EVERY link a newly added member sends in chat
@indigo hare i've tried the japan mod for warband and im planning to in BL once i buy it in like a day or two depends if i get money then
and so far i love it, in a vastly outnumbered battle, my soldiers knocked unconcious and it was a 3v18 and im winning it just cause i have a good enough horse and a 238 reach polearm
Haha hell yeah, love it. The bannerlord version is an upgrade in every way too, so just gets better.
Do you like warhammer fantasy?
i never played anything about warhammer but i've been planning to do something like that
was thinking a total war game
The warhammer mod just updated to add dwarves and orcs, so they have every race but the dirty rat skaven, it’s really cool. They added religion and careers and magic n shit. Peak middle fantasy
Nobody wants to hear about your sexual exploits that you’ve definitely 110% never had. God damn homeless men behind 7/11 are the worst
is it for BL or warband?
This one is for bannerlord, but there is also one for warband
Bannerlord also has eagle rising if you like Roman era Punic wars
Man I love that recommending a game is entirely based on how good the mods are 
Man I forgot warband showed you the details of your losses like that, it’s so much more simple. You don’t know who you lost in bannerlord without scrolling through the list before leaving the battlefield and seeing what unit died and how many and yadda yadda. Easier to just straight say it
you can do it after you win a battle or lose by holding tab and not exiting but instead reading the casualties/injuries
Another day, another row of messages replying to Original Message Was Deleted 
I really gotta start stalking this chat I really wanna see the actual messages one of these times lmao
Hiyaa easterr :3
Didja ever play dawn of war?
Hello rali!
Yes I have! I played the hell out of dawn of war 2 with buddies back in the day. I played 1 for a bit too but I liked 2 the best. Dawn of war 3 is just..
Not great
Uhehegh I gotta replay dark crusade
Thank FUCKING GOD for anniversary edition
My saves would get wiped and the game would crash SO foten
Did you play the company of heroes games?
Never heard of it 
It’s not warhammer but
It’s the same game engine
Just ww2
I think it came first? I know dawn of war 2 used features from company of heroes like the cover system
@stable wren probably heard about it !!
I’ll give it a look, I like rts’s usually :3
Yeah! But just like dawn of war, the third installment is mid, and the second is the best
In both games they took a step up from the first, and then two steps back in the third
I actually only fw the first dow lol, I tried 2 but it just wasn’t good 😭

Ur crazy!!!
Though I’ll say I do love how many races you can play in 1
I hate that they didn’t add them all back in 2, especially the tau
i sense silly creatures in this chat
Yesss I love that shit
I KNOWW ITS BULLSHIT YOOO
I also remember playing 1 with mods that added a shit ton of units like Titans and other giant stuff idk the name of, that was cool
hiya!
yall ever played this ea game called The Saboteur
halo
i heard about it and it seems cool
It looks like Youre replying to your own question
How very astute of you easter
No uh uh
Whats it abouttp
But uh yeah, Thats the one where Youre like a French resistance guy right
During ww2
How very astute of you easter
Youre astupid!!!
Joke wasn't that funny tbh
from what i understand its ac unity before ac unity
im adding to my question
anyway amma dip bye
Leave!!!
the only thing they have in common is that they both take place in France and unity has one single ww2 section 😭
I do that shit all da time :D
Im reacting to your pic
Ac unity’s story is so blegh, and the gameplay and setting is neat
Reaction
Abilify aint shit bro i can still HEAR THEM
Historically accurate jester
An older guy in my complex listens to music outside really loud outside on his porch so everyone can hear it, but it’s straight up the radio so everyone gets to listen to 10 minutes of commercials every other song all day long
I like company of heroes
It's a good rts for a bit of everything
Not my favorite ww2 rts doe
i tried so hard to look sentient for my permit picture bro @indigo hare
What a pure sam of saturn
i got minecraft pig eyes
i wish i could go to rataje for the kcd community gathering next summer but i dont think that can happen sadly
Looks good brother! 🔥
the black and white makes you look goofy 😭
i look like i’m almost unconscious
It looks like a frickin album cover for a niche band
i also got a tooth pulled literally like an hour and a half ago so my face is not exactly working at 100% lmao
are you standing for a picture permit or pulling 9g's
😂
I think both
The fingers are merged with the helmet how did that happened
What type of glue like the strongest kind
Yes only top of the line Elmers
Man elmers put some on your hand you might be climbing walls n shit
lwk how i b feelin on some el cid shit
The fact he was dead while doing this was tuff
Its like two of the guys are staring at eachother in fear like they know they are screwed
you ever consider getting one of those FM transmitters just to fuck with him?
finding the frequency he's tuned to and playing some goofy clown music or whatever
or just generally really questionable audio
exactly
just randomly playing it after a commercial so he thinks its part of the daily broadcast
damn halfsword has my computer at 160 F 😭 🙏
Driver License or mugshot?
damn thats hot
Whats this meann
Difficult
New sam emoji drop eh. 
samoji before gta6
did my acc sent some photos with mr beast here?
probably
Were you softbanned?
what does that mena?
it happened to me too, just make sure you change all your passwords and run a windows defender scan
i'm gonna do windows scan rn
For you it would be like you suddenly did not have access to the server and had to rejoin.
pls do, i had a keylogger in my files
change the passwords on your phone if you can though, take as little risks
i did change my password
oh also @lofty kindle, mount and blades discord is doing a multiplayer bannerlord campaign every 1st and 3rd saturday, i think you might be interested (im not affiliated with them its not an advert lmao), i've been thinking of getting a BL key to play it
whats up with this game bro
wdym?
why has there been no updates
devs are working on it, its a small team thats why
This is a picture of someone I'd see on a murder show 😭
Criminal minds ahh picture 😭
stealth game with mid ass parkour that takes place in paris
Ac unity had fantastic parkour?
i feel bad for bro 🥀
Arguably the best in the series 😭
genuinely so good
look i wanted to ragebait but nah i wont
they both are stealth game with parkour
take place in paris
literally the same video game smh
i couldve gone with the ragebait but im a kind person so i will not
That's debatable but thank you
which part? that i could go on or that im a kind person
also no
i wouldnt rank it the best
the best probably goes to acr and hear me out
the horizontal parkour is already fast in the desmond games specially from brotherhood and onwards, verticle parkour wasnt that good in acb, but with the hook blade it looks clean and really cool
while unity has better looking yes, its not overall best
for me its acr 1st and unity 2nd
I put 22g of ram into minecraft instead of 12g (i got 16g of ram) 💀
just download more
fuck i really wanna play bannerlord but i cant buy it until like tomorrow or the day after
Hi chert
Hiii
Biggest issue is that you need ubisoft to play it :(
what kind of animatronic is this
Idk why but bannerlord just doesn't hit like warband does. Id check out the Japanese mod for it tho
Im sure PIRATES would hate that
Yeah bannerlord brings cool features but sometimes it feels lacking
I hate how they removed sexism from BL, removes immersion from the game unlike how its optional in warband, i liked the extra challenge you get from it and how much immersion it brings
It's kinda just not hitting for me the vibe is off although siege are better so is ai
I love bannerlords sieges but the classic 1 ladder siege is funny
not much freedom as in the older games
Yeah you can thank gaming nowadays for that playing as a female in warband was a good and immersive challenge. And you'd get cool alt dialog
I love talking back to the lords and the free renown gain, until you lose like 13 rep 😂
And the mods for warband good lord i can be fighting in the civil war one minute and be in the crusades the next
Star wars too
Oh yeah that mod as also good
Between empires is a cool mod where as time moves on so does the technology
You start in nepolenic wars and end in ww1 ai also dig trenches
Machine guns bolt actions
I’ll look into it
It will eat your time between empires is the la agile we never got
agreed
it looks great and feels good in combat generally but everything else just feels unfinished
Right and hoe long did they have to work on it
a very long time
they had a much larger budget too
it feels like halfway through early access they just lost interest
brainrot filter actively cancelling out the zoomer inflections buried in my vocabulary
only just now found the automod chat
hi
shalom
mod evade 👀
not actually I dunno
also the juxtaposition of the rio jesus profile picture and flagrantly masturbating in the half sword general
you can get it rn if you buy keys
you can get all warband dlcs and the original game for 15 bucks and bannerlord for like 40-50 bucks (with warsails)
how?
you can get it rn if you buy keys
oh wait
g2a is a websitei use mainly for keys
it's a bit ethically dubious tho
keys are good unless its accounts
im never getting an account again, and i mean it
let me find the actual website wait
the keys work yeah but it's the way they're obtained that's the issue
ehh
they buy the keys from a different region then resell them yes but
yeah you're right
i dont wanna pay full price for the game though, you think im made of money?
they're sometimes sold by people who purchased them with stolen credit cards and stuff. that's why it's called the "grey market"