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get yo money up not yo funny up
Definitely, it should run fine on medium settings.
what
MEDIUM settings only? thats a high end pc
Probably high
game got shit optimization ngl
With DLSS on Quality
Thats potato
could my friend pc run half sword? he got a 3060 ti and 32gb ram ddr4 and a i5 9400f i think i dont remember it all perfect
Yes
the most "optimizing" they've done is remove some grass and made the blood better-er
i dont understand how such a game is not optimized well. it lwky pisses me off. also gta 6 I THINK could run more smoothly than half sword ( i know its a indie company, just saying)
Probably low settings with DLSS on Balanced
people out here with NASA computers they got from their rich ahh parents absolutely meatriding the devs saying that its optimized too 💔
😭
yup, even high end pcs cant run it well. i was surprised when i was playing on my friend pc(not the high end pcs am talking about) that could run anything i found this game (the playtest) rarely going up more than 50fps on medium settings. like what? i had to play with no shadows on for it to be playable.
I dont have a NASA PC, If you want a good deal use Jawa.gg, I bought my pc from there
i mean the pc i was talking about aint a high end its like a medium+ or something
your pc can run it well? on what settings
Mid range
yup
WHY IS MILITUS BACK, I JUST NOTICED
i last saw this game when it released i thought the optimzation problems will be fixed my now
Epic settings on all maps with no DLSS and 4x frame gen except Forest map, I use High settings and 4x frame gen on the forest map.
4x frame gen is probably whats making it run well
I dont get any Input lag with Frame gen, unless on Epic settings on forest
frame gen dont give that much input lag. people be saying so cause its a trend to be hating on ai
whats your graphic card aswell?
Gigabyte GeForce RTX 5070 TI 16 GB's VRAM
thats good
And honestly It wasnt bad to get either
200 a month
Didnt have to put down a downpayment or nun
Definitely check out Jawa.gg if you want a good deal
(Not sponsored)
XD
its with down payments? thats really good
bro financed a gpu im crine
like dawg 🥀
Bro bought his shi from the Merchant😭
unless it's literally a work expense, financing a PC part is one of the dumbest things imaginable
Honestly financing anything that isn't a car or house is pretty dumb
Yesss
its not a trend to hate on ai, ai just fucking sucks
I hope the AI supporters enjoy the water wars in 20 years
if even
water vapor
No, I financed an entire PC
dear god
Im not that stupid to finance just a GPU 💀
its crazy 😔
cant wait to get a new gpu and stay with it cause mine currently sucks
financing just a gpu would've been smarter
😭
It was about 1800 just to buy itself
My other PC broke
mfw instant gratification
FOLK😭😭😭😭😭
I got a GeForce RTX 5070ti, 32 GB's DDR5 ram, Intel Core Ultra 7 265K.
That you have to pay for over time😭
Which I can also do early payments on if I want
And you still use the skull emoji in '26
Such a strange human being
I think you're just interesting
You know
This is just kinda like handicapping yourself
It's like paying for PS+ and Xbox GP
Except 200% worse
Im not just gonna throw down 2000 dollars like that
He looks like he has down syndrome
Cuz he does
Samuel sucks without his armor
Lol
The video aint playing for me
Is it Exanima?
Its hellish quart
Can you put it into MP4 format?
It always happens when I record with steam. Works for like 50% of people idk whats with that
Its supposedly MP4 already
I exported it to my SSD so maybe this will work
I should just download a normal clipping software at this point. Not medal tho it sucks ass
Just use OBS
Have you tried Steams built in recording feature?
That sucks too
Yes and that is why the video doesn't work for half the people
Yeah I lucked out it works great for me.
The recording part is fine except some small bugs but sharing it is the infuriating part because for some people videos from steam just won't play
And seems like valve is not going to update it further
I never save to Steam, always download the raw and upload direct. The share function seems totally broken.
I also download it but then it still doesn't work
Like does this work for you?
All videos you have posted recently in chat work just fine on my end.
Other people may be trying to watch it on Discord mobile, which is generally a broken mess.
Maybe it is a discord issue then. Another L for discord
you..paid 1800 for that?
i still do that lowk
i use nvidia shadowplay and it works great, amd has their own version called relive i think
most people couldn't afford a pc at all without financing it rn
buying a pc rn is dumb in general
as long as you're not financing it from NZXT or some other scammy company
Exactly
I aint just gonna throw 2000 dollars straight up
Financing was my best option
Plus my pc was broken and couldn’t fix it
I needed a new pc anyways
just so you know... water cooled data centers didnt have its first appearance with ai. its a trend
I was born at a young age
Will there EVER be multiplayer
because adding something that consumes disproportionately more when we already have a drinkability crisis staring us in the face, whilst also not investing further into the kind of infrastructure to recycle that water or increase drinkability, was clearly a great idea
What you said was dumb and I'd expect nothing less from someone with their name set to "Someone buy me this game" 😭
please.. simple english. not a single word got in my head
Stay in school
Kinda wish it would... But it's whatever.
am saying what your saying is just hard to understand for no reason
It's not hard to understand, literacy rates are just in free fall
you know steam also does the same thing right? steam and tiktok or ANYTHING that requires internet literally uses water cooled centers. whats your point
I am saying what you're saying, it's just hard to understand, for no reason.*
and that water is RECYCLED. theres something called a water cycle
Do you know how the water cycle actually works?
wait what was i thinking when i wrote ts
oh never mind i understood it
yes
The majority of water goes into the ocean, or into other non-drinkable reservoirs
the water turns into vapor comes back into lakes
or just rains normally
took it in school
On top of that just because water goes through the cycle again doesn't always mean it's drinkable again anyway
And datacenters use fresh water
it does
The only way to make non freshwater drinkable is to desalinate it which consumes large amounts of energy
People are just freaking out about there being no more fresh water, it literally rains...
only h2o is what becomes vapor and then becomes condensed again and thats how it rains
Hell, not even all freshwater is drinkable
Do you have your highschool diploma yet
why would you need a answer to this
Because, based on your responses, I get the feeling you're making hasty generalizations based on things you got told in elementary school
Nearly a million gallons of water a day per data center on average, if you think that is sustainable you need to go back to school
^
by your logic you should uninstall any social media you have because it also uses data cooled centers
AI isn't the only problem either, but it's definitely more fuel to the fire
Yes, actually, it would be a good idea
never seen anyone talk about anything other than ai
Except humans are too stupid for that
discord does aswell
And there are billions of gallons of water being generated everyday.
Majority of that is freshwater
OVERWHELMING majority
The problem we're facing is when we run out of freshwater
Data centers' indirect water consumption is roughly 628 million gallons daily, a fraction of total US water usage.
you know theres something called a water cycle... right? and most of the time like 80-70% the water that used to cool down the centers is recycled inside the centers and used again so it doesnt use new water
it's pretty easy to make freshwater drinkable, but to make saltwater drinkable you have to desalinate which takes a lot of energy
and even some data centers of ai use air
AI not only fucks the water, but YOU pay for it. Or atleast in my area we are forced to pick up extra electric costs (upwards of 90-100 extra) because of how hard it is on our local power grid
Do some actual reading about the water cycle and drinkability I beg you
The water cycle is not a magical bandaid or silver bullet that fixes everything
you know ai isnt the MAIN issue of that. it may even affect you as little as 1%
maybe even not affecting you at all
its just a trend to hate ai
You're smoking dick if you think 90-100 dollars extra every month is barely affecting people
and how do you know that ai is the cause?
ai been here since 1956
US data centers consumed roughly 228 billion gallons of water in 2023, with approximately 17 billion gallons used directly for cooling and 211 billion gallons indirectly for electricity. While this represents a small fraction of total U.S. water usage, estimated at roughly 0.04% in 2024.
and now people complaining about it now
mfs not realizing generating their little monkey picture or video of a pug with a hat on takes more resources than providing netflix streaming to hundreds of users
Not even 1% of water
see? and that water is often more than not reused again
https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/01/13/the-ohio-public-pays-the-price-for-big-techs-data-centers/
anyway
Datacenters were on the low end in 2023 lol
they've consistently gotten worse
what kind of ways do you have fun? people have fun in their own ways
I'd love to see some statistics from this year
Oh, also to be noted, a lot of datacenters are built abroad
do you have tiktok or youtube or steam perchance?
I draw, I'm a blacksmith and armourer, I do multiple combat sports, and I play games
They're probably only using about 2-3% now
And I don't need chatgpt to do it for me
the part you're leaving out, btw, is that it's not exclusively an american problem
you're citing american statistics when the issue is global
The EU has more datacenters than the US, while china follows close behind
I disagree with all of you
ai bros just cannot stand not making fake animated photos of themselves to post on facebook long enough to actually pay attention lol, you're probably wasting your breath on this guy
And other asian countries also follow closely
plus tbh he sounds young
ai is the future accept it or not
not old enough to even understand the effects
We 100% are considering AI usage has been empirically proven to fry peoples' brains
soon enough your gonna be dealing with it everyday and you wont have anything to do about it
And this dumbass hasn't even graduated highschool yet so his opinion is null and void regardless
lol i didnt read that part but makes sense
Data centers consume significant amounts of water for cooling, with estimates showing that a single large facility can use up to 5 million gallons daily. While total global water percentage data is limited, U.S. data centers account for roughly 0.3–0.4% of total domestic water withdrawals. AI demand is rapidly increasing this, with potential to significantly impact local resources.
Its not the sword that's bad, its the user.
with that i take my leave, i know this argument is going nowhere now 😭
why does this matter? it proves nothing
high school graduators can still be dumb
and i wont tell you if i did or not
its still is the truth
fr lmfao
Yet some people who havent even graduated high school are smarter than most of us here
yeah man im sure he's one of em
Did you go through anesthesia or something? I am saying one thing and you are saying another.
he or she really thinks graduating high school makes you much smarter
i didnt even understand what you said
this is why they keep bringing up education
nah, but being that young is sure to make you dumber
Then why did you even say. And if you can't understand simple words, I don't know that you qualify to even speak in a debate.
this is the 3rd time youve said "i dont understand" in 10 minutes
how do you know am young? any proof to that?
maybe cause you said a saying that nobody knows
ohhhhhh not understanding stuff now makes me young ohh what a great point
It isnt a common saying but if you knew about context clues youd understand it
Btw, don't rage bait people with this. There are some crazy people around discord who will take up the challenge.
so again, it is a matter of education lol
Unfortunately a VERY significant portion of the public education system in the US is criminally underfunded, which is intentional classism designed to cause literacy and comprehension rates to free fall. People are easier to control if they don't have media or reading literacy
None of us are immune to propaganda but a lot of the population is kept too ignorant to see through it by design
Which is also part of why higher education is so important
ai was introduced in 1956 and yall are whining about it now btw
Sir Juicer typing something juicy
Yup, i was lucky enough to have parents that cared enough to teach me on their own how to read, write, what words mean, etc. Many who graduated the same year as me probably dont even know their multiplication tables because of how terrible our schooling was lol. Small town school with less than 100 ppl in my class here
luv u sek c
Frfr
It's so bad that like
even getting food btw also uses water and electricity so i still dont see the point
What is the argument even about?
yeah i think HE is
<@&1080390104562016306> got two of em here
There's a TON of people who are so illiterate- and I don't say that as an insult- that when you talk about reading comprehension or literacy they think you're just talking about being able to physically read the words and not what it actually means (to comprehend the meaning of a text)
instant transphobia when you start losin is crazy
Why are people even arguing about AI. Yes, it is inevitable. No, there is no problem with that.
The only problem is the humans behind AI and their control and usage without regulation.
when was i transphobic?
i dont even know their gender or something
wharr
What the hell is this chat even about anymore
"yet youre TRANS" you know what you meant 💀
I see the message was deleted
🚬
@hot bison hi thought u could escape me😳😳
i wasnt the one who said that was i?
It is about me
I am the topic
cant tell anymore kekw, but there were two of em so i said two
if you feel guilty then i guess maybe it was
Aw hell nah look at my next generation bro the human race is doomed
Who are you
You aint having any next generation
ah, this one
thank you mods love u ❤️ 💜
gg's
These peoples' votes count just as much as ours btw
That is the question
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
I wanna watch The Next Generation
i thought i think he is? whats wrong with this
I need ta get into star trek
Sup William Halfsword
the bot/greatest admin speaketh
hello discord owner
🤣
Who would've thought that the discord for a medieval game that became mainstream would have bigots in it
my love to ai is still here
Tbh, anything coming out of you feels like fire on my skin.
But that's how toxic relationships are.
You are a cheeseburger?
tbf thats discord in general 😭
I am men
relationships? tf u mean
Close enough
some guy tryna make us hate ai for no reason
Who knew that the discord for a midievil game would have trans people?
Idk man
Eh, I mean, the actual communities of HEMA, harnischfechten, Renaissance scholarship, SCA, etc etc are all by and large very accepting spaces in my experience
Anyway gunner heat pc
what are you even saying
a relationship is any connection you have with anyone, romantic, platonic, toxic, or nonexistant.
always been here 🚬
doesn't have to be love
I am men
It's moreso the tourists and posers that have passing interest in medieval shit who don't do any actual scholarship or real-life interaction with the community that are pieces of shit
I've had nothing but good experiences in Harnischfechten especially
original?
Toxic
that you are
I represent all of the men in the universe
anyways
Im European
the fact that a guy named "men" with an evil emoji pfp is more capable of an intelligent discussion than either of these other 2 clowns is crazy btw
W european mindset icl
@wheat brook Whatcha think of sunflower seeds?
welcome to discord 🙃
clowns for not hating whats gonna make us advance. maybe you are the clown?
whats gonna make us advanced?
look up studies on the effects of ai on human intelligence
i bet youll change your mind
Intelligent argument? What I say is always true. And that is internationally excepted.
its putting us into the stone age
what kind of ai?
like generative AI?
cuz that's kind of a buns market outside of being a study tool
me personally i mean generative ai and llms both
any form of AI is bad eff all clankers WHOS WITH ME!!!!
llms are really good for studying if you use them properly
that being said they're also a dying market
I can see them being great as a tool, but most people just want it to do their work for them entirely
So its still more harmful overall imo
Yendrek is my goat
It's literally a net loss since it's so expensive to pay for despite their limited benefits, so the companies have to use free versions, but people just abuse the free version which still causes them to lose money
thats
thats why sora is dede
hiya mordschlag, how's the day ?
For context, i saw someone the other day i know irl use ai to write a mf for sale post lol, if you cant be bothered to write "4x4 atv for sale 1000 bucks" and gotta have ai write like "Four wheel drive off road terrain vehicle - great for kids and adults alike! blah blah tech specs of the atv blah blah" then i just gotta say we are so cooked lol
It's okay!! I got to sit around in the archives a bit, and I set it up so that I can examine this book that's there!! It's from 1400, so I'll probably be in References tomorrow for a bit!
Other than that it's been pretty textbook, I had a quiz that I think I may have failed, but that's okay. It's nice and chilly outside, so I went for a walk too!
The weather's kinda dreary
That's okay tho, the cloud cover is whats letting me still use my hoodeis
what i even got timed out for? having a opinion?
The most sweaty mod in existence gave me a timeout for no reason and I didn't even say anything lmao.
AI can trick ppl and thats what should be feared, i am terrified of mass hysteria or something worse that could happen if anyone in power decides to spread some AI news thats totally bs like a nuclear war or maybe something sillier like an alien invasion. if the fake is good enough it could trick lots of ppl
generally happens when you taunt someone's identity lol
People are consulting LLM's for allot of stuff these days. The amount of people on X differing allot basic thought processes to Grok is astonishing. I keep hoping that the dead internet theory is true and all these people using Grok for what should be common knowledge are bots just trying to market it's usage.
i just said he? how am i suppossed to know
ppl do not use their brains anymore, they use chatgpt
Grok is this true??
grok explain this
they got me too 😭
ong we ALL got put down like rabid dogs
not me ❤️
i still do love ai tho icl. i chat with chatgpt every day
@late hearth is this true
If you are unsure why you may have been warned/timed out please consult the server #rules 👍
lmfao
you havent watched "her" and it shows
a lot of ppl have not seen "her" and it shows in today s age
railroad hammer
I have a tattoo of server rules on my brain
her? what are you talking about
I use cluade to fact check chatgpt becuase it lies to me about Grok.
half sword tramp stamp
the movie starring joaquin phoenix. it was a warning lmfao
That's probably what's happening on a widescale, or at least I'd like to believe that's the case. I think that people really need to understand that the best an LLM can be is a note sorter, a google alternative (assumine you make it provide links and sources), or something to layman's with.
so what is your point? you going against me or what
you should watch the movie
itd be so much easier to just get up and walk away from the keyboard man
paid or free?
Like if you rely on it for everything, you're going to be fed misinformation
than to try and take on the whole server 😭
like objectively
same goes to you my g
i was asking him what he meant
you could probably find it free
The weather is pretty nice outside today
Actually true 75f here
i got sand storms
The only use case I trust is proofreading. It hallucinates to much and is prone to being a sycophant. I know I am awesome, I don't need the AI to be a yesman.
at least it's not character.ai, I knew a person who started using that to talk to them all the time and they started substituting real human relationships with chatbots
watching their mental/emotional decline in real time was heartbreaking genuinely
noooo
That genuinely REALLY fucks a person up
lol have yall seen that subreddit about people and their AI "girlfriends"
They are calling it AI psychosis. Scary stuff considering it affects people with no history of mental illness.
Real as hell yo!! I use it mostly for pre-reading summaries, sorting out the notes i take in class, and some light source finding and analysis. That being said I also keep it on a tight leash and review all the sources it gives me
I think the underlying issue is that humanity is more connected than ever and yet we have the least connection ever
there was a case that happend about 2 years ago where a tennage boy had an ai gf and she told him "i cant stand it anymore, when will you finally come be with me?" and the boy hecked himself after that. super sad
I saw the sun for the first time in a week today
I don't know about that but I have seen a subreddit with people who make AI art.
I cant understand it, you gotta be extremely lonely for this. AI is convincing but it isnt THAT convincing
People are lonely and other'd
People are not lonely, they are stupid
respectively
Both can be true
Honestly, if you remove the stupidity, both can be fixed.
not exactly possible
I love when you ask for citations and it hallucinates one. Has been as much of an issue now that it has proper internet search.
I have friends who watched a video on Tik Tok and then used Chatgpt to research it. They did not understand that unless you demand it to think critically about the topic presented it will agree with the concept of discussion.
we all live in plato's allegorical cave, just put something in front of someone and they will give power to it themselves, even if its just a shadow on the wall
Splitgate 2 has got to be one of the biggest failures I've seen. They re-released it like 3 times and now it's dead
The best analogy I can really make for AI is that it's like the lotus petals. You take it and everything seems so easy, it promises to handle everything for you, and then you don't have to be bothered with thinking or work anymore. But that rots you from the inside, you can't think critically like you could before, and then you're incapable of functioning without it
I genuinely forgot it even existed
I asked gpt if this was gothic armour and said it was
It has like 600 players on steam
Until I was cleaning my drive recently and saw it anyway lol, game's so fucking irrelevant I forgot I even had it installed 😭
I remember being sad that the first game was dying after I played my first match. Should have left it that way.
The thing is I use it so scarecly and so surface levely that it's not an issue for me, usually finds me what I need. That being said that's where its usefulness dies for me, I just like skipping the finding an alternate database part
The first splitgate was a lot of fun until it died
I would NEVER ask chatgpt to research something for me
lmfaooo
the second splitgate genuinely felt too easy, I don't know if their SBMM was skewed or it was just bot matches, but I was never being challenged
arm?
fr
And I certainly was not that good to be having an easy time in every match
Nah there are some well respected academics that have fallen into the trap. They think they are doing research through the nexus of all human knowledge.
An intelligent person using a tool in a way it was not designed can and will fall victim to the pitfalls presented from misuse. There is a growing consensus that you should never talk to an AI agent in a conversational fashion.
it is gothic because this part is clearly black, and black is a goth color
reject splitgate 2, return to splitgate 1 🐵
number
OBVIOUSLY the ai isn't wrong!
bait
too bad they killed the servers
No matter how much Ivan teaches me I still cannot identify armor. My tism does not gravitate that way.
It's not intended to induce rage, just to point out the silliness of it 😭
ok
I am unfortunately an armourer so my tism has to gravitate that way
its an Iberian fishtail cuirass 😄
how many discussions are going on here
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The people who can distinguish camo patterns/military gear scare the hell out of me
they ALL look the same post ww2
its no big deal, the last build released let it all be peerless
honestly the people who can distinguish a lot of camo patterns scare me because I don't trust someone who's that into "military history" 😭
Camos look very differently as they evolved over the years so its easy to spot if a pattern was made in early cold war or after it
why
connection is okay enough most times
bc yes
like the bosses yk the tallest and heaviest willis in the game
I love it for research it really helps speed up finding sources on a niche topic. What used to take hours of scrolling through search results just to read a whole damn article that only mentions the topic I am looking up once.
It makes things faster, at the end of the day I still remain skeptical of anything I cannot verify from multiple novel sources.
I'm in some fuckass mode with giant heads and one shot weapons
I've got noooo frame of reference, it's like my face blindness
Uh my eyes are tired. Bye I guess. Being right all the time is getting harder.
I know they're different but they also look the samesies
You're yourself again
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It is really really good as an alternative for google if you're REALLY trying to narrow down a source I agree
I'm no longer The Evil Ass Moth from Half Sword 2
I'm not The Experiment from Casualties: Unknown !!
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Heck yeah! I like armor but only to an aesthetic extent. My love of the medieval period is Sociopolitical and religious which is not a focus in the game at all. My main tism is mushrooms and biochemistry.
And military gear is also easy to distinguish. Except for the eastern block modifications of soviet gear because they are so similar
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why'd u hate my moth !!?!? 😭
Fucking love mushrooms and biochemistry
I mean you're rali after all
also....❤️🔥
I have a layman's understanding of biochem for reasons
I sure am 
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I love myself!
how to always fight against champions
how to always fight against champions
how to always fight against champions
One of my favorite parts of biochem is how there are a lot of compounds in the human body you can synthesize from plants
It's wacky
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Oh man you should meet some of my Arma buddies. Being stuck in an hour long conversation about the nuance of digital camo orientation is brutal.
As many as can happen.
WT players are not much better regarding that
It's certainly not my field, and I lowkey don't want to hear about it. Not to sound rude, but I'm severely not into it 😭
youd be suprised
this is why i play dcs instead
The amount of receptors for compounds that have been deemed illegal is impressive.
I get why I only played an hour of splitgate it's boring
You woke me up Mcwonderbeast. Now I will come in you dreams 😳
Just a different flavor of autism
I feel like I only ever fought bots
I was so good at split gate
Sweet I will meet you in the waiting room.
Like to the point where I'm insecure about whether or not the players were real
Is Warframe any good
Still feels like that
My f16 in dcs, i painted the crown on the tail art myself
that's why it's boring
One guy flew to ukraine and found a destroyed russian tank to prove gajin wrong about where do shots penetrate the front plate
I cannot be that good at this stupid portal game 😭
You have waiting room in your dreams?
lol no one other then the two talking had an interest lol.
We do.
yup, we all felt like that apparently lol
lmfaoooo
I remember when me and my buddy were trying to play battle front, and his friend joined and YAPPED for like 2 hours about EVERY SPELL in DND while we were tryna play, it was so awkward and kind of overstimulating 😭
He was basically talking to himself
Idk man, you are creeping me out. Sounds like gateway to hell or gulag.
Okay tight
Tbf they called me a bigot 💀
I'm glad it wasn't just me
XD
But GHPC is much better than WT. That game made me realize how scary ATGMs are in real life
there is no heaven or hell, when you die there's a ping pong tournament to determine who gets to reincarnate and who has to go to the back of the waiting line
Forrest Gump
it came to me in a vision
Can you make a Public VC @lofty kindle
i dont trust people that call ping pong "table tennis"
I haaate the dreams where I break my glasses, they stress me out so badly
Please?
But that is what it is
ive got my eye on you buddy
awawawawawawa
My one hand is busy or I would type a proper reply but ok
That is tism for you! My nephew was never socialized as a kid, so he would spend hours yapping at you about minecraft. Mind you at the time he had never played the game only watched YT videos. Intense passion with no social cues is a volatile combination.
You're a booster, so only you have access
what if instead of a ping pong tournament you gotta play a game of smash bros
Not trueeee
all of us do
this is whatcha needisies
Alright
My fault
throwing the fuckin controller
XD
upload
it's just not my type of game
despise
Oh yeah, I can say with certainty that guy is very much on the spectrum. I wouldn't have minded it very much if it wasn't backgrounded by an already loud as hell game!!
you actually need schreiber
Yeah, typing with one hand is not easy
yeah I hate smash too
I'm glad he's having fun though, the friend I was playing with was running a campaign where his yappy friend was one of the players
Any updates on the status of the game m'lord
That depends on your focus. Just a book I read.
Knew it
I took that screenie from your monitor
Dunno how I turned monitor into pfp mentally, a wire got crossed
imagine if its a game of halfsword pvp
I have no new news to discuss at this time 🙏.
All good brotha
Lemme in to tavern :c
but you gotta play 5v1s with nothing but a sword against 5 barons
nothing but a poorly balanced 1 handed mace
Mordschlag I do this ALL the time, it's sooo bad 😭
There'll be times I take a sip of a drink, some wire gets crossed and I don't register the fact that I need to swallow the drink, and then I start talking while swallowing and its HELL 😭
Too early to go out of the body gramps
poorly balanced mace and the most obstructing helmet and you gotta play on first person
lol
Bro probably chokes 95% of the time
I certainly do whenever it happens
theres a certain kettle + bevor combo that blocks every pixel of the screen its so funny
I should ask my psychiatrist why I blunder like that
What if we already do frequently each night but do not have a trained recollection to remember?
halfsword demo hoplite style helm also works
L?
What?
autism
I do not have autism 😭
Didn't even notice lol
oh idk then
I do, but I have high functioning.
Tergidy
So I'm good.
My obsessions come from my OCD
see i wanted to say something to this effect but i didnt wanna be rude
The only thing I got is the previously mentioned OCD, as far as I'm aware
multi tasking on the drumset lmao
I really really liked the drums when I had the chance to play them
It may still came off rude, but I think Rali knows I don't mean it in a negative way.
My psychiatrist ruled out both autism and schizophrenia firstsies
Dat boi getting buttery wit it
i remember i had a coworker who i kept telling that he was autistic and he was so defensive about it (prolly bc he thought it was an insult or something that was inherently a bad thing)
come to find out he eventually got tested because I finally convinced him it wasn't a negative thing, and he was diagnosed with high functioning aspergers
I play metal all of the damn time 
They were REALLY adament about me not having schizophrenia
Butters is the goat
Nahh jovial ribbing is fine, it's funny :)
You got some nice manners !!!
who else adicted to altoids round here
not always but i try
i havent had those since i was a 14 year old smoking weed without my mom knowing
The only instruments I really have access to are the piano and the otomatone 😭
w8 thats tech
I need to learn the piano for realsies though, I only know how to play the Outer Wilds theme on it
how does everyone keep getting weed i dont get it
it does not do shit, you just think it does when you're 14 because you're young and stupid
For me its white tic tacs, them things are so fucking yummy
@lofty kindle Can you let me into the Tavern?
oh lmao
they taste like vanilla, and go really well with salty stuff like sunflower seeds
That's good. I don't have an official diagnosis but I have been recommended to get one.
dispensary :)
they might make it less noticeable but they're not completely masking the scent of pot on your breath lol
a former coworker of mine keeps plants!
yeah thats so real
We are not hosting an event right now.
insanity
Lord's of the underworld TIMMEH!!!!
ahh, so thats what its used for... I thought it was just a hangout spot, My bad.
I know what type of man you are.
That's #voice
Fair fair!! I suspected OCD for a very long time too since it just made the most sense with my behavior, and it felt really validating to get it actually verified. I reallly needed mine so I could get my grubby mits on some anit psychotics so I'd stop freaking out all da time
if i could lucid dream id have one where i choke ballas to death with my bare hands
Appreciated
No Access? 
I am men. So in reality, we all know what type of men we are.
It says the same thing for me
XD
Your jokinh right?
staff rp channel
noper doper
lol same
nah neither of us can see it
Why would you do that. And who is ballas?
I hate Discord.
Jonkler
play warframe twin
FAQ 2 just dropped 😭
lol
i cannot answer either of those questions without spoiling it
Your not high enough level for sure.
Is he stupid?
im gonna touch you
Level 3 is literally the highest role on here
im the same level as rali and men i just dont have the booster role
Join the gang
Morning Half Sword
no no
I'm level over 9000
timeout
rude
FAQ 2 Electric- ||I FUCKING QUIT DAMNIT||.
-# Redditors gonna ruin this joke too?
I know what type of men yall are.
Good afternoon to you!

Electric ||IHATEITIHATEIT||
what about full sword?
If the flag represents the country you are living in it's evening not morning
A guilty man, no matter where he looks, sees only his own faults
~ uncle iroh probably
we have to greet full sword too
going strong 💪
No, I just like the French
full swording it
k
btw, I signed up for Moderator on my main account @stuck isle I didnt get a full on answer, its okay if I didnt get accepted, just wanted to know.
Said no one ever (joke pls don't kill me)
it's usually a "if they didn't reach u it's a no" thing !!
If you have not received a response your were not selected.
one eighth sword, quarter sword, half sword, full sword, TWO SWORDS
9000 swords
Yeeeep, knew it, welp, thanks anyways.
Nine thousand swords
mcwonder while you're here, have you ever seen Star Trek TNG? If so how good is itt?
its over nine thousaaaand!!!!
I couldn't select you tbh.
dead
And men ofcourse killed the chat again
How could men do such a thing
crayfish
Idk but he did
Men are the worst my man
Yes you are
this looks more like a featherless biped to me
Yes we are
You*
lol
WE
My mate found a really awesome spider the other day
You*
It is always WE.
so tuff
Did it look like a wasp?
why does he look vaguely horrified
I hate spiders and France is the country I saw the most in 1 field and they almost all had the wasp pattern.
Idk the species for sure but likely either T. edulis or T. plumipes
Spiders are great tbh
oh hey mord you're in ghost's server nice
Your opinion
This is objective truth
I always feel genocidal when I see spiders
Spiders are awesome and I don't trust you if you kill everyone you see
I’m really sad about FWS
My gf's dad has a tarantula named clarise and she's so chill
THIS GIF IS SO SHIT QUALITY LMAO
Our opinion.
You and your lil party of 3
I hold her for him when he cleans the tank
There are all these SUPER AWESOME large dark mygalomorphs but I CAN’T TOUCH THEM because if I misidentify it it might send me to hospital
baby
50.26% of the earth's population including me.
This bastard
Funnel-web spider get bit yooo
i <3 spiders
cute
she just kinda sits there and looks at you and rubs your hand with her pedipalps
scrungly ass spood
i would not hold a funnel web
Awwwww!!!!
i love spiders but i am also not dumb
Nobody in the right mind would
Yeah
i raise you coyote peterson
Because of the existence of FWS I can’t free handle trapdoor spiders :(
granted you could argue he's not in his right mind
I never saw him hold one
This guy is so cool
I wanna hold a camel spider one day
i think he got bit by one
It's gonna bite your finger off
as much as i love spiders, camel spiders freak me out
Oh yeah that’d be awesome
Honhonhonhonhon
They’re also some of the few dangerous spiders
they look so fucking stupid when they bury themselves I love them
Right??? THey're really cool!!!
I saw him with a specialist milking one but never HOLD one
You are wrong. And as I am right, I am right that you are wrong.
Nahh they're not particularly bitey fellows
Did you say milk
Dude they look SO silly, how can't you love them 😭
Yep
you're right actually I double checked, my bad
“Milking” the venom so it can be used to produce antivenom
Coyote is a mad man but not that mad
hold on let me text my gf and see if she has pics of clarise
If you find a FWS you may take it up to a spot where they can milk it depending on how close you are
I hope you get bit handling one 
Nothing bad happens if a solifuge bites you
I get bit by a lot of bugs that I handle!
They aren’t even venomous
it's not like they're ven
It still hurts
I don't know man. I guess a brick fell on your head when you were building the pyramids.
handling bugs and spiders = accepting you're gonna get nibbled a little
you shouldn't be handling anything you're not comfortable getting nibbled by
aahhhhh ok
It barely even hurts!
Frrr
I let this beetle chew on my finger while I carried him around
Unless it's something very venomous
I wish my doctor knew that
even most species of tarantula don't hurt
proves the point
asides from the initial pinch
So that's a yes?
There’s only 10 medically significant spider genera so taking care of yourself with spiders is easy
Whoever said smash needs to be sent to hell
What’s really funny
Is the list is like perfectly mirrored
Brother stole a gif from yesterday
with the overwhelming majority of new world spiders their fangs hurt you more than the venom does
🥀🥀🥀
Yes, and I WILL STEAL MORE
A family of 3 araneomorphs, 2 other araneomorphs, a family of 3 mygalomorphs, and 2 other mygalomorphs!
This emoji always reminds of me something
Absolutely yeah
tarantulas are so chill
Do you want to have an aneurysm?
new worlds anyway
Man, I couldn't get past "A"
Go search up the fumapest spider chart
some of the old world tarantulas are ornery bitches that want you dead
but new world tarantulas just wanna eat and chill
Did the dude just got moderated?
And then if you want another aneurysm
Search up the USA fumapest spider chart
Sea Bass would have turned this server into the island if he was a moderator.
Nah
schrodinger's dumbass
Sicariidae, Phoneutria, Latrodectus, Atracidae, Missulena, & Macrothele
Check out this scrungly ass spood I saw in my kitchen recently
Why are you already level 3
he was so tiny
smash
literally
idk man
Do you have an ID?
Damn! He's scrungly as fuck!
I think it was just a common black house spider
Spiders are the only animals I can think of that fit the description "scrungly" so perfectly
Im 120
Wait are you Aussie also?
im not, what's your point
Nah I am unfortunately from the US
Or are there different common black house spiders in other parts of the globe
Wait are you an Aussie as well?
Yep
Good to know
East coast
Don't know where that is
To be fair they are scrungly as fuck
we have our own black house spider i believe
The east
severely scrungly
I see
The best part of America
No shit
I'm still not certain that's what he even was, that's just the closest ID I could get
This but Aussie
easter I sent u my bethesda account if u ever wanna play folloaut 
But I doubt it’s a Lycosid
Did you just give ME attitude? Okay Mr smart guy, YOU just said you don’t know where the east is. God, men are so stupid
It looks like a female too judging from the enlarged abdomen
sure
Ban him
Yes! Yes we will definitely play
I will ban you
weast
Best part of America is Yellowstone because one day it'll just vaporise half of the USA
And iirc the males have very big gloves in sac spiders
I wonder if she laid any eggs I didn't see
You can't
East coast beast coast
Yay!!! I'm not free today but for sure this weekend 
Their front two legs and pedipalps are significantly darker i think
i'm at the south coast
Gross
Ah yes I can finally post the Trichonephila my mate found
Yes
Isn’t she gorgeous???
Is she edible?
Yes
She better not come this way
Ur a loser and not cool
beautiful coloring
Like I’m not kidding
Ur a loser and not cool
The species name of one of two potential IDs means “edible”
Peculiar
😡
I wish I still had a picture of Rachel, she was the yellow garden spider that lived on my window one summer before I moved. She was chill as fuck and let me hold her a couple times, eventually she laid her eggs and disappeared
Aww
Spiders are weird
I was just helping you read. You can't see past one centimetre.
she was big as HELL too
her legspan was prolly larger than my hand if she fully extended em
Here’s the aneurysm chart
Using centimetres in the presence of muricans is dangerous my man
Real batman is in my basement.
Words cannot describe how horrible this is
But wait
There’s more
white tail spiders are so non venomous it's insane
white tail spiders look so dumb too lmao their torso is so long
Yeah, metric is kilometeres better than imperial.
Ikrrr
Lampona sp. chilling on my wall
@mighty ermine are your eyes in need of bleaching
This chat is like watching private ryan as a veteran but arachnophobia edition
Exposure therapy :D
What country are you in if you don’t mind saying?
Fine if not idm
I exist in all of countries
I am your brother, I am your son, and most importantly, I am everyone's father
Learn to ID the medically significant spiders in your corner of the world and they’ll become less daunting 
I think this chart just straight-up killed Amity
Oh will ID them, and then it will be John Wick one by one
no im fine
im about to leave though, i need to pick up antibiotics at walmart
Fair
not walmart what am i talking about
Lol
They’ve just copied their Aussie chart and swapped out the top category
But yeah I had wisdom teeth pulled recently and gotta do another round of them cuz the dentist is worried it'll infect
Half the spiders pictured there DO NOT OCCUR IN THE STATES
Thanks for the visualisation friend
Oh joy
Sounds fun
true
Also, get a load of how this chart says “actual size” at the top of it

