general-catfish-🐱🐟

[swift carbon]

Yep

[drowsy finch]

How could this happen, Captain !?!

[swift carbon]

I’m just not got the motivation to play it cause I’ve been playing a shartload of tarkov

[swift carbon]

Uh oh

[drowsy finch]

Thats real and fair, I’ve never played tarkov myself

I forget if its expensive

[swift carbon]

I’ve bought the most expensive version 😓

[swift carbon]

Its very difficult and I’m ass at it but I’ve been getting better

[gloomy urchin]

can you send me 30k

[swift carbon]

No?

[drowsy finch]

Nicenice, thats how RoN was for me!!!

[gloomy urchin]

ok im no longer asking paypal me 30k

[drowsy finch]

I cannot imagine having to go up against real fellows tho

That sounds ruff

[swift carbon]

From the amount I’ve played Ron I liked it

[gloomy urchin]

hated RoN from first mission 🩷

worst ai in my life

[swift carbon]

The ai can be a bit silly but just like tarkov when a boss decides to get in your face and start healing!

[drowsy finch]

It’s in a really good spot now, but in the early days when the ai was cracked I wanted to kms it was so bad

Greased Palms was outright impossible to s rank

[swift carbon]

I Wish they still had PvP

[drowsy finch]

First mission is ez tho!!

[swift carbon]

When I play I PvP with my friends on the range

[drowsy finch]

Well they added the terrorists from pvp, maybe we might see it again l8r?

[stable wren]

They haven't fixed the inconsistent as hell ai health

[gloomy urchin]

maybe i chose bad difficulty but it was horrid experience compared to first timme

[stable wren]

They either die from two shots

Or tank 50

[swift carbon]

I never played during PvP I was just told of it

[drowsy finch]

I never noticed the health im not ngl lie

[drowsy finch]

It depends entirely on when u started

[gloomy urchin]

i equip my guys with 2 shields
i go to the door at the right side of building
i ask to deploy shield
i ask to deploy shield
i ask to deploy shield
shield deployed, i ask to cover flank
i ask to cover flank
i enter
i enter
i enter
i enter
i fucking do it myself
and so on

[drowsy finch]

Actually no, probably not, this one guy in a suit ate my whole fucking pistol magazine before going down

[stable wren]

Yeah that's the issue

[drowsy finch]

I knew about it but I wasn’t remotely interested until early access

[stable wren]

It happens because the devs gave the ai iframes during when they straife

[gloomy urchin]

door kickers 2 is still the best cqb experience ive had

[swift carbon]

???

[stable wren]

What?

[hoary oxide]

Ready or not mentioned? Time to start talking how the game is shit and was better in early acess

[gloomy urchin]

maybe i should try swat game but rn i want to try cod mw 2019

[drowsy finch]

Ehhhhhhh

I think its fine now

[stable wren]

My biggest issue with ron, is that the game is only realistic to the player, not the ai or anything else

[hoary oxide]

Void when it comes to making a realistic AI system that fucking works for once: impossible

[drowsy finch]

Early access was okay

[gloomy urchin]

read my rant above

[stable wren]

Swat ai is dumb af

[gloomy urchin]

it was definitely better when i first played it

[stable wren]

It has became a point where I go solo

[hoary oxide]

It had more features than full release at first. Now i would say that its pretty comparable but i still miss the mission modifiers

The Ai went from being bad to somehow worse

[stable wren]

And honestly

[swift carbon]

What’s an I frame

[stable wren]

Smgs feel useless as hell

[stable wren]

When they are invincible

In ron

[drowsy finch]

Thats fairskies, I didn’t really care for the modifiers too much so I didn’t feel it

[swift carbon]

I use the aku

[swift carbon]

Ohhhh

[drowsy finch]

I like them for stunning

[stable wren]

The ai will start to do a straife during combat

They are entirely unkillable during this animation

[drowsy finch]

I’d agree if every map didn’t have you put in a spot where your back is always to somebody

[hoary oxide]

The only good smg was the 10mm mp 5 and maybe the p90 the rest straight up trash when the suspectes don't react to being shot half of the time

[drowsy finch]

What about the MP7 :(

[stable wren]

Relapse solo was agony

I still got my rank and never touched it again

[hoary oxide]

I always loved the harder version of the maps they did. It added some variety to the old maps

[stable wren]

I fucking hate when the enemy ai spot you through the worlds tiniest gap

[hoary oxide]

Never used it. The only game where i used the MP 7 was SCP secret laboratory

[drowsy finch]

It shoots the same round as the p90

It’s pretty good

I like it cuz I’m a half life fan

[drowsy finch]

Fuck greased palms yo !!

[wanton portal]

I have a question
why are gun names just 1-2 letters and 1-2 numbers
Like the AK-47
or the M16
or the 1911

[stable wren]

Usually the model name then number

[hoary oxide]

Because military likes stuff like that

[wanton portal]

theyre boring

tell them to stop being boring

[stable wren]

Ak means

Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947

[hoary oxide]

I can't because polish gun names are actually good

[stable wren]

And m16 means Model-16

You think these are boring?

[wanton portal]

yes

[stable wren]

Look at asian guns.

"Type 97"

Just

"Type [insert number]"

[gloomy urchin]

vi vii

[wanton portal]

why are they like this

[stable wren]

Because it's just the model and number

[gloomy urchin]

imagine coming up with a name

[vague drift]

because the gun is tools not craftmanship different cultures.

[gloomy urchin]

well sword is a tool too

[vague drift]

yeah but it takes craftsmanship not a factory

[gloomy urchin]

have you seen many ugly swords

[vague drift]

at least ggood oens

[wanton portal]

yes

[gloomy urchin]

damn good point

[gloomy urchin]

many

[wanton portal]

the one with the wiggly looking blade

dont know its name

but its ugly

[stable wren]

Because it deadass means

For example with the arisaka rifle

[wanton portal]

that sounds cool

[vague drift]

All im saying is they COULD have good guns but theres alot working against them. The more north you go that changes though lol

[stable wren]

It means "Arisaka rifle used in 99."

[drowsy finch]

cybered puck…

[stable wren]

Hence the name

Type 99

[gloomy urchin]

ok im going to bed curved swords are superior ppsh and ak-47 for life and allat

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/indiana-jones-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-duel-sword-gun-gif-2799924675001588725

[stable wren]

In Japan

During ww2 anyways

They went by a different calendar

Compared to everyone else

[wanton portal]

dont most Asian countries share the same calendar

difference being from the European ones is that theyre a day ahead

[stable wren]

In the imperial Japanese army they went by a Kigen count

It's there own calendar of sorts

[hoary oxide]

I like Polish naming for stuff. Rifles are named after elements like beryl or lantan, SPGs are after crustaceans and IFVs are named after small mammals

[stable wren]

So in Japan guns numbers went by the Kigen count

They still adopted the Georgian calendar

[stable wren]

Gun names be like

"Hahaha, model then number go brrr!"

Amored vehicles

MRAP

Bearcat

Crusader

Leopard

[hoary oxide]

Unless you are russian

T80, T72, T64, T90, BMP 1,2,3 BTR,60,80

[stable wren]

Military ships be like

Yorktown

Bismarck

Yamato

Belfast

[hoary oxide]

That is real

Ships have the coolest names for some reason

[stable wren]

At this point

Just name one of the ships

"God slayer"

[stable wren]

Because ships were more than just

Military power

It was status and national pride

They needed to have badass names that associated with the country and it's pride

Us ships were named after towns, and states

British ships were similarly named after Towns, and cities but also proflic commanders and leaders

[indigo hare]

USS Anne incoming

Strikes fear into everyone

[stable wren]

USS Anne Arundel was named after the maryland county that homed the navy academy

That was also a transport vessel with 5 service stars

[indigo hare]

Nerd

[stable wren]

Unless your talking about USS Anne, which was a ship in azur lane

In the anime only

[elder pawn]

burger

[white kestrel]

Add a few 0s and they become Terminator models

[stable wren]

T-9000

T-7200

[white kestrel]

Correct

[visual agate]

bmpt-72

[drowsy finch]

[elder pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-orville-project-zomboid-project-zomboid-cigarettes-gif-13058619799702940334

[drowsy finch]

Zomboid and I have a love hate relationship

I wish my cyrogenic winter run still worked, but honestly I’m scared to open it

[elder pawn]

Build 42 is kinda busted

and saves corrupt a lot

besides that the games good

[shell swift]

Holding out until npcs become an actual thing in zomboid before I sink my teeth truly into it

[bitter path]

sanabi!

[shell swift]

All my playthroughs felt desolate in a bad way. Id love to compete or cooperate with human npcs.

[bitter path]

https://tenor.com/view/livrah-streamer-hat-sanabi-gif-12110062951983003272

hm

[drowsy finch]

Its mostly the long wait time for either not much, or something that makes the game tedious that makes me hate it a lil bit, but I agree I live for the game

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-pim-smiling-friends-pim-mr-boss-gif-1373626090718171797

[bitter path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925333603120996383/1463453310085238826/togif.gif

[drowsy finch]

I’m honestly just waiting for 42 stable, I can’t stand corruptions and mods not working and ghhh its a headache

[drowsy finch]

I’ve been filling the void with alternative bleak games

https://tenor.com/view/scav-prototype-launch-idiot-gif-1327964020992480230

[bitter path]

yes, we playing a nich underground games

yes

we are different

https://tenor.com/view/nsv13-ss13-space-station-13-gif-12474344526101580003

[drowsy finch]

We are different but also the same!!

I love me some Orsoniks gamez

[bitter path]

i just love games with deep mechanics

like SS13/SS14(fuck SS14), CDDA/CBN, rimworld

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-nickliescat-kill-me-gif-12451242927164832363

[drowsy finch]

Sighhh, I wish I could get into SS14 but I’m just soooo bad at larping :(

I needta try rimworld and I gotta get the sawian mod for it

[bitter path]

don't try SS14

the game doomed himself

and idk what the fuck larp means

[drowsy finch]

Just roleplay but funnier

I guess

[bitter path]

lrp?

light rp

idk im RDM

[drowsy finch]

I knew I was fried whenever I saw the stupid ass fuckin uhhhhhhh server list

[drowsy finch]

Sorry I couldn’t remember 😭

[drowsy finch]

Well no, the original meaning is Live Action Role Play, but its kinda gotten coopted and twisted into just broadly meaning Roleplaying

It has its roots in reenactments and whatnot

[silver saddle]

How do I get to the baron in the demo

Without doing the ultimate challenge

[drowsy finch]

You cannae

[bitter path]

i just play on same gimmick as always
playing as atmostech
make distro wate
make chamber 1*2 with injector and passive vent
mix plasma o2 by 2% and 98% with 800Kpa
fire the mix for high temp and tritium
put pipes from this chamber to the hot way in TEG
make cold counter
extract tritium and cold it to -250
cold o2 to -250
mix tritium and o2 50%50 300 mol both
heat plasma uo to 1000 degree kelvin
put plasma in canister
put tritium and o2 into balloon
make maxcap

[silver saddle]

I swear you can

[bitter path]

nuh uh

[silver saddle]

I hate the ultimate challenge

[bitter path]

maybe small chance of glitch that can spawn baron instead of dark knight

[silver saddle]

Awww

Shucks

[bitter path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1318252225742639114/1399033514309193778/funny_chemystry.gif

[drowsy finch]

I thought that was the dune from scav prototype for a moment, I’m fried

[bitter path]

no its chemical maxcap

i don't remember exacly what reagent make boom

uh

lemme check

[swift carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-henry-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kingdom-come-gif-3561710500423895152

[drowsy finch]

Reagent…

Ghhgh

Spider Eye Lamb

[bitter path]

im lazy ass to translate this on english

nvm

[drowsy finch]

It was a valiant effort and you deserve a medal tho!!

[hybrid granite]

breathes in, oxygenating blood
breathes out, removing co2 from the body

something like this mayeb

[bitter path]

i might be wrong but strain was removed from game

[bitter path]

shush non rp kiddo

im HRP in ERP server with my furry wife captain

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073603532898435183/1249987010341371945/zvukiogna_1.gif

[pearl coral]

nice

[drowsy finch]

LMFAO

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061059310966288465/1211733721695133746/does_it_hurt_when_I_do_this.gif

[hybrid granite]

is larp just roleplay for the elites

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150548220993339453/1485347960471683213/togif.gif

[pearl coral]

larp is roleplay for dorks

warhammer is roleplay for the elites

[drowsy finch]

THEY ALWAYS HAVE FUCKASS TITLES LIKE THIS

[bitter path]

the russian community of SS14 (90% of all SS14 community) have same shit

[hybrid granite]

dude

[bitter path]

Walk

walk

breath

[hybrid granite]

i genuinely need to play warhammer

[bitter path]

breath

[drowsy finch]

New outlast trials update :3

[bitter path]

blink

walk

scream

speak

hey!

breath

[hybrid granite]

im missing out on so much probably

[drowsy finch]

It just doesn’t strike me as fun

[bitter path]

got heart attack

dead

[drowsy finch]

I wanted to do janitorial work because I’m lowkey special about Viscera Cleanup Detail, but god it was miserable

[bitter path]

most loved job for those who's not playign janitor

cuz of antagonist

"blood demon"

that can only appear on blood on floor

also about chem bomb

200 is killing
400 is gibbing

[hybrid granite]

Its not too much damage

[bitter path]

its too much

400 make you loose body, remaining only brain

some builds have surgery

[drowsy finch]

Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with this message

[bitter path]

but the official one dosen't

[drowsy finch]

Is it middle finger?

Sanitation ??

[bitter path]

yes

ink

[hybrid granite]

The last word in the famous song “feel good” by gorillaz

[drowsy finch]

What is wrong with Incorporated ? 😭

[hybrid granite]

Idk why its a bad word to them

[bitter path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255902264309321851/1407703077674418296/Untitled_video.gif

[drowsy finch]

We hate corporations here, evidently

[drowsy finch]

“Human?” 🤨

[bitter path]

yes.

[hybrid granite]

Mordschlag got brainrot filter on him

[bitter path]

shork shield

[pearl coral]

i hate having to buy a helmet

ts sucks

[hybrid granite]

If they put brainrot filter on larp the world will be miserable

[drowsy finch]

I’m so confused to how this is brainrot ? 😭

@pearl coral ur hip with the kids? can u explain?

[bitter path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1353470260472446976/1353470260912590858/360931752-5b97ca8c-2987-4859-847f-b53e549c5a26.gif

[hybrid granite]

I hate havingn to get money for a helmet

[drowsy finch]

I love the SS14 moths, they look so silly

[bitter path]

we need thermin "spaceslop"

[pearl coral]

idk

[pearl coral]

that’s one of the main parts i hate

but i mostly hate comparing prices and stuff

[hybrid granite]

I love epic rp

I played like 1 dnd campaign ever and it was epic

[bitter path]

My moth

[drowsy finch]

Pretty cool guy, I like the blob of orange on the head

[bitter path]

its beret

[drowsy finch]

Potato patato

[hybrid granite]

How much is the game

Im a good larper

[bitter path]

the red arm cuz uh

https://tenor.com/view/snake-anger-mgsv-gif-12596324

[drowsy finch]

0 dolar

[bitter path]

don't be a part of pedo game

[drowsy finch]

Rarm

[drowsy finch]

WHA

t

[bitter path]

you don't know?

[drowsy finch]

Not a single idea

Like I said I couldn’t get into it

[hybrid granite]

What

Im not playing then

Wtf

[bitter path]

lust station
corvax
starlight
ss220
thei're host are mostly accused of being a predator with all proofs

even the main dev of SS14 "PJB" is one of them

i don't even yalking about of how they tried to kill one the best build cuz they don't love LGBT (the devs of build are russian)

[hybrid granite]

Ok i am genuinely never going to peek at this game ever again

[bitter path]

peek SS13

[hybrid granite]

How many space stations are there

[bitter path]

SS14 is a worst remake of SS13

[bitter path]

uh

SS13

SS14

SSunity

SS3D

SScraft

[drowsy finch]

Evil ass nightmare hell of doom 😭

[bitter path]

Openspace

[drowsy finch]

Thank god I already dislike the game or else I’d be very upset

[bitter path]

@hybrid granite SS13 is not only a space station

it can be

stalker

mediaval dark fantasy thing

(stalker) ashen sky closed, idk what projects hosts this build

and uh

colonial marines

the CCM and TGMC

i rather die for TGMC

more funnier

[hybrid granite]

What happened to the other space stations

Like where is ss12

[bitter path]

never existed

come on bro

SS13 made up in 2003 just as atmosphere simulator

on engine that started exist in 1993

https://www.byond.com/download/

[hybrid granite]

Yeah im joking lmao

[bitter path]

this is byond

byond is uh

like roblox

[hybrid granite]

Its like saying “theres expedition 33 but what happened to the other 32 expeditions”

[bitter path]

easy question
Fallout new vegas (1)
Ultrakill (2)
Monster hunter (3)

yes i got muted

wahhhhh

@drowsy finch i wonder what other nich game you played expect scav prototype

maybe we truly same

[drowsy finch]

I like all of orson’s other stuff, I’m a giant VCD fan, uhhmmm ugghhh I genuinely need to think hang on

Outlast is kinda niche

Starship Troopers is fun

[bitter path]

whats VCD

[drowsy finch]

Viscera Cleanup Detail!

[bitter path]

maybe in the eu/us yes but in russia its still one of the most horror games

[bitter path]

ye i remember that game in 2016

from videos like

"top 10 easte eggs in games"

or smth like that

[drowsy finch]

I loove it, i love love love it

[bitter path]

never though this game still getting updates

[drowsy finch]

Its not, but they are working on the sequel

[bitter path]

oh shit they making sequel

of game that hyped long ago

oh wairt

turbo dismount..

[drowsy finch]

Hey I’m not complaining !!

[neat tundra]

I could've sword Orson used to have a 3d active ragdoll game where you throw yourself off a mountain to break bones and die.
If it wasnt him, its still lost media because I cant find it.
Dont remember the name either

[drowsy finch]

I love THAT ONE OMG

[tired tulip]

you guys arent elite ball knowledgers

if u aint watchin markiplier play ts

[bitter path]

i ain't watched markiplier when i was young due language barrier

[bitter path]

ye it got sequel (i didn't even knew)

[drowsy finch]

Hit them up!! The only three d thing I know they’ve done is gooey

Gooey is a lot of fun

[drowsy finch]

Isn’t it a mobile game?

[bitter path]

it have mobile port

i don't know what came firts

maybe pc one

[drowsy finch]

I like how the whole dev team apparently just knows about orson 😭

[drowsy finch]

Yeah iunno either

[drowsy finch]

I played it a LOT on my phone

I got good at not crashing too

[drowsy finch]

I’m glad the punisher doesn’t over react or anything

[bitter path]

well the word is a word

[neat tundra]

Ragdoll physics gore games are like my entire personality, how could I not know about every ragdoll game developer?

[bitter path]

https://tenor.com/view/сс14-space-station-14-ss14-ss13-space-station-13-gif-18212716499858757862

[bitter path]

what gore ragdoll games you know

name. me. a . list.

[hoary oxide]

I completely forgot about that game. I played the hell out of it

[bitter path]

people starts forgeting nich games they played a long ago

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hello-wave-anime-gif-25752502

[drowsy finch]

Ughh so truee!! Have you played Cas Unknown yet?

[bitter path]

wait why scav prototype have 2 names

[drowsy finch]

Scav Prototype was the work in progress name until Orson settled for Cas:U

[bitter path]

also

what happened to the gunsaw

[drowsy finch]

Lots of internal drama killed orson’s interest

They just don’t wanna work on it anymore

[bitter path]

drama??

[drowsy finch]

Yeag iunno the detailz

[bitter path]

aww

[drowsy finch]

Drama with the people who helped make it

Thats why Cas:U is a solo project

[bitter path]

was it?

i heard that some gmod devs from server "z-city" helping making cas:u

[drowsy finch]

Whaaa where when?

I thought its solo aside from help with art

[bitter path]

only heard

[drowsy finch]

Speajing of art i NEED to commission gatotacato

That menu art is so good

[hybrid granite]

z city

i heard of that a lot but i never knew what it was

[bitter path]

ultra realistic murder mode in gmod

https://tenor.com/view/zcity-distac-homicide-garrysmod-ghostface-gif-14990568753719496560

[drowsy finch]

Does it have shitty mods like darkrp

[bitter path]

uh

no

you maybe played homigrad

cuz theres no english z-city

[stable wren]

We should like

Swap pillows cuh

[drowsy finch]

Naur I didn’t play anything I was just askingg

[drowsy finch]

Whaa

[bitter path]

huh wuh

[stable wren]

Russian roulette but with pillows

One is cold

The other is hot

The hot one has a landmine and the cold one has a icepack in it

[restive trench]

chat filled with evil ass moths bro

[stable wren]

Fr

[restive trench]

i guess we could say that chat is a bit

buggy

[stable wren]

I won't be bug forever

I will... become shork.
At some point

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332161685196374095/1380557384476262512/attachment.gif

[drowsy finch]

My pillow is designed to be coldLANDMINE??

https://tenor.com/view/scav-prototype-casualties-unknown-expie-landmine-gif-4907635191126170086

[drowsy finch]

I got a bird brewin

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-flying-rosy-maple-rosy-maple-moth-slow-motion-gif-24061516

[restive trench]

looks like a helicopter being flown by a trainee

moves like

[pale meteor]

huh nice general sam made a video about halfsword

[restive trench]

who

[pale meteor]

fat guy online

[restive trench]

caseoh?

[pale meteor]

gross

[restive trench]

oh interesting

[bitter path]

only 2 of us

[drowsy finch]

I’m a chopper :)

[drowsy finch]

2 many of us!!! :D

[bitter path]

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-nickliescat-kill-me-gif-12451242927164832363

[stable wren]

Yaaas oomfie

[restive trench]

make it 3

[bitter path]

theres no first moth

so

i am gonna be

[stable wren]

@drowsy finch we playing tonight

[bitter path]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ultrakill-cosy

[drowsy finch]

Ya! I can hop on l8or !!!!

[topaz oak]

have yall read The Giver before

peak book

[bitter path]

Nah bro 1984 is my way

[outer siren]

This bug got me buggin

[visual agate]

bird

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/neo-universe-uma-musume-gif-5942786634734453682

[worldly vapor]

im watching it rn how did you know

[pale meteor]

chud

[worldly vapor]

stop

thats not cool man

[spark quartz]

hello veroo

[restive trench]

hisilly

howre you

[stable wren]

@umbral bough Mitsubishi

[hybrid granite]

is 3d printing armor a viable solution if you aint got money

[stable wren]

ehhhhhhh

so long as you get it done rly well

[white kestrel]

100000 clips For a chain armor

Tho printed armor is more of a cosmetic Choice, real steel is the deal, but printed is easier to gear

[hybrid granite]

i want a barbute and breastplate

would be tuff wearing that

i dont have my own 3d printer but i'll use a service

[white kestrel]

Indeed, but you would need many plates of plastic to reinforce it

[pearl coral]

a viable solution for what

[white kestrel]

Like a storm trooper

[hybrid granite]

i just want it to be cosmetic

[white kestrel]

Noice

[hybrid granite]

i cant get steel

[pearl coral]

a viable solution for cosplay?

[hybrid granite]

well yeah sorta

[white kestrel]

Yes

[pearl coral]

i mean yeah

[hybrid granite]

i just wanna wear a barbute and breastplate to look cool

[white kestrel]

And rusty metal is very hard to use again

[pearl coral]

where did that come from

[white kestrel]

The barbute and breastplate?

[pearl coral]

the rusty metal thing

[hybrid granite]

does the visored barbute even exist historically

[pearl coral]

no

[pearl coral]

there are similar things but the one you’re thinking of doesn’t exist

[hybrid granite]

yes

[white kestrel]

Not as much, blacksmiths take many cost when using metal from the street to make weapons or armor

[pearl coral]

what are you talking about

[hybrid granite]

its cause i see a bunch of sellers having some 'visored barbute' made out of some smelly materials (i read reviews and they said theres a stench coming from the helmet 🥀)

[white kestrel]

Another option for no money is using rusty metal to make the armory

[pearl coral]

the spoleto bascinet and the bascinets with projected cheeks and layered verveilles retrofitted into barbutes, those can sometimes have visors

[white kestrel]

The all time medieval way

[hybrid granite]

well the problem is

i dont have a forge

[pearl coral]

probably vegetable oil

[stable wren]

Wassup Sam!

[pearl coral]

indian sellers tend to use vegetable oil

hi

[white kestrel]

Bom dias

[spark quartz]

I'm good veroo, whats up with the goofy new name

[restive trench]

the moths are taking over

[pearl coral]

how much do yall think it would cost to ship a helmet from russia

[white kestrel]

Well not that medieval way, ofcourse you get better results with good steel

[spark quartz]

very interesting

[white kestrel]

But they did recycle many swords

[stable wren]

Or cheap low end metals

[pearl coral]

they recycled plenty of things but not rusty things

they maintained things well

[stable wren]

That are beginning to oxidize

Which can create this bad smell

[pearl coral]

they’ll be making it out of aluminum or stainless steel, it’s the vegetable oil

[white kestrel]

That indeed, rusty recycle is just a modern practice for blacksmith youtubers

[stable wren]

I hate the smell of Aluminum 💔

[white kestrel]

Like those who made the leviatan axe

Of the ones who made the leviatan axe

So the ones that made the leviatan axe

(Every frikin one makes the leviatan axe)

[hybrid granite]

wont be cheap cause uh

[pearl coral]

i can’t wait to get a new helmet …….

[hybrid granite]

#rules give me a sec

[white kestrel]

Bulky

But protected

[hybrid granite]

cause of this

[pearl coral]

tariffs aren’t a political concept

[white kestrel]

Its economics

Not every economic aspect is political

And vice versa

[pearl coral]

i’m a bulky guy

[hybrid granite]

i'd imagine anyone who does a combat sport is bulky

[white kestrel]

You go with the biggest One to take down the biggest one

[pearl coral]

i’m wanting an armet that i don’t have to wear over my fencing mask like i do with mine now

[pearl coral]

not everybody

many people are very lean

[white kestrel]

Fencing suits are pretty Light weight

Not to mention boxing

Or the classic roman combats

[hybrid granite]

boxing gear is very light

[white kestrel]

Those guys are literally fighting with balls exposed

[hybrid granite]

2 gloves and boxers

[hybrid granite]

a true warrior dosent hide his sword

[white kestrel]

Massive kick in the nuts walking Through the door*

[pearl coral]

various body types

[hybrid granite]

i wanna do hema so bad

[white kestrel]

Here We have Bulky, bulky plus, bulky extra, bluky premium and bob

[stable wren]

My dream is to spar you 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[hybrid granite]

im planning to go to a club in a few months when its summer

cause like

i cant travel 300km just regularily

[pearl coral]

normal, stout, lean, tall and lean, and normal bordering on lean

[pearl coral]

would be fun

[hybrid granite]

i dont have a sparring partner but i can get like a foam longsword from the guy for about 20 bucks

[white kestrel]

Mmmmmm lean

[hybrid granite]

bulky pro max

[white kestrel]

Bob is supreme

Its either that or

Go full metal

[hybrid granite]

hema cooked in serbia

[white kestrel]

No alquemist needed

[hybrid granite]

a few clubs in belgrade no more

and i live really far from belgrade

[pearl coral]

i was so tired that i randomly do a spin in the beginning

[white kestrel]

Half sword with the new nvidia card on

[hybrid granite]

this is one of my first impressions of polearm fighting

i really wanna do it

looks interesting

[pearl coral]

i’m not good at it

he is

i didn’t get many clean shots on him

[stable wren]

I did spear!!! :D

[pearl coral]

i think i only hit him once in the hand and then another time in the jaw

[hybrid granite]

do solo drills even work

[pearl coral]

yeah

[vale cloak]

its a hardware accelerated software based """"ai""""" powered deep learning image upcaling technology

not a card

it actually requires 2 of the best card you can get to run

[pearl coral]

they don’t teach you everything though

[stable wren]

I wanna spar someone again, I NEEED TOOOO

[hybrid granite]

yeah im practically stuck with solo drills if i do get hema equipment, cause i probably wont have a sparring partner

[vale cloak]

i can spar ya in the ring but not with weapons lol

unless you count my fists

[pearl coral]

there’s a huge difference between anything you can do on your own, meticulously, and actually fighting

[white kestrel]

It does make everything look like AI generated

Even changing faces entirely

[restive trench]

isnt it basically an ai filter

[white kestrel]

Yes

[stable wren]

Is that that the Pollaxe head you bought recently?

[vale cloak]

because it runs a GenAI trained on whatever nvidia has for their dlss algorithms and turns the frame into that

[restive trench]

i hear it just is a filter on every frame

[pearl coral]

i haven’t bought one recently

we swapped axes

[restive trench]

i love the dlss 5 memes because they remind me of the manga vs anime vs netflix adaptation memes

[white kestrel]

Damn, I wonder how does it go in older games

Like left 4 dead

Or counter strike

[vale cloak]

its funny because at their core they are the same joke

[restive trench]

yeahlmao

[vale cloak]

netflix adaptations are the same kinda slopification that ai gets all the flak for now

[hybrid granite]

hate how everyone here just plays football or basketball and thats basically the only sport

[vale cloak]

i play mma and boxing

[white kestrel]

It is the spot For the meme After the reset

[hybrid granite]

not even much clubs for fighting sports like judo and such

[vale cloak]

theres heaps of people who play contact sports

its just they dont talk about it because they all lost the ability to talk after 5 years in the ring

[restive trench]

is going to the gym a sport

[hybrid granite]

i will hopefully move to prague in the future and there i will have a club i can visit from like walking distance

[restive trench]

lifting?

cause if so

[vale cloak]

only if ur really fat

[pearl coral]

no

[vale cloak]

"man i went to the gym today, so exhasted"
"oh what weights did you use"
"no i just walked there its over 40 meters away"

[restive trench]

here the #1 sport is football and there is no other sport

[restive trench]

lmfao

[restive trench]

oh

then yeah #1 sport is football lmao

[pearl coral]

a sport has to be competitive to some degree and just going to the gym on its own isn’t that

[vale cloak]

here the sports dads watch footy, cricket and boxing

[restive trench]

there is still basket ball and stuff but nobody cares about those

[pearl coral]

and actual gym sports are nicher than tv sports by a mile

[hybrid granite]

if only people liked hema and not football it would be nice

[lofty ibex]

good to know this game will never update lets keep coping

[vale cloak]

too expensive

[restive trench]

oh yeah

[pearl coral]

it doesn’t have to be

[hybrid granite]

read

[pearl coral]

but unfortunately for the whole suite it is pretty pricey unless you’re willing to sport completely uncustomized stuff

[restive trench]

dont take the bait man

[pearl coral]

and even then it’s some hundreds

[lofty ibex]

good way to cover a exit exam

[hybrid granite]

next update will not be a hotfix but a bigger patch, including new content.

[pearl coral]

oh it’s this guy

[restive trench]

actually how safe is fencing with foam swords only

like no protection gear

[hybrid granite]

well with foam its cheap

[pearl coral]

foam swords like the walmart ones??

[hybrid granite]

really cheap

[vale cloak]

prank em john

[hybrid granite]

foam sword 40 bucks mask 50 bucks

and thats basically all you need

[restive trench]

like dose

[hybrid granite]

just maybe gloves but maybe

[pearl coral]

tbf if you’re both smart and well studied you don’t really have to wear masks or gloves

[pearl coral]

oh those things

don’t buy from blackarmoury

[restive trench]

yeah like no brand ones

[pearl coral]

yeah you don’t need much to fight with those

[stable wren]

I wanna get waffled ngl

[pearl coral]

what does it mean to get waffled

[worldly vapor]

didnt fencers literally spar with no protection at all in the 1400s and 1500s

[pearl coral]

yeah

[restive trench]

so technically you could set up a gym with only those swords

its gonna be cheap and kinda bad

[pearl coral]

well you shouldn’t but theoretically yes

[stable wren]

When your fencing mask gets smacked against your face

[pearl coral]

that shouldn’t ever happen lmao

[hybrid granite]

when a thrust deforms your mask and the mask leaves a waffle shaped pattern on your head

something like that

only happens if you use like old masks

or cheap ones

[restive trench]

"when ur sword hit your mask and when your mask hit your face creating this waffle pattern" - sellsword arts

[pearl coral]

yeah that shouldn’t ever happen lmaoo

[hybrid granite]

i love sellsword

[worldly vapor]

sellsword farts

[restive trench]

they got some nice stuff

[hybrid granite]

sellsword got me into hema but i also got it from liking half sword and kcd2

[pearl coral]

i got into hema because of elden ring somehow

[worldly vapor]

elden ring has some hints of historical authenticity in there

[restive trench]

i will remember to revisit their channel after i do hema which is dozens of years from now

[worldly vapor]

some little gems in the pile

[hybrid granite]

well i really havent gotten into hema

most i ever did was swing a relatively sword looking thing

[pearl coral]

it was mainly the fantasy of being a knight in general (started in elementary school when we read don quixote and then revived later by elden ring) that had me investigating swordsmanship

[restive trench]

most "hema" i ever did was disconnect the stick from the broom and do some cool stuff like its a spear or a montante

[worldly vapor]

bro what kind of posh elementary school has you reading Don Quixote

i was reading diary of a wimpy kid and

idk

captain underpants

[hybrid granite]

same

[pearl coral]

some guy at the tournament i attended a few weeks ago had a montante and he sucked with it lol

[restive trench]

damn

[worldly vapor]

broomstick is actually a crazy weapon

[restive trench]

what he do

[pearl coral]

he wanted to 1v2 me and the other guy there in armor with him just a montante and i wasn’t gonna partake in the absolute tragedy that would’ve been

[restive trench]

true

[pearl coral]

didn’t control distance at all really

[pearl coral]

i vividly remember in the little english book version of it we read they had a page dedicated to the arms and armor of a knight

[restive trench]

sometimes i keep the head connected and use it as a polearm

[pearl coral]

that’s when it all started ..

[restive trench]

the air never stood a chance

[violet garden]

They gave this poor guy zero chance

[restive trench]

1v2 💔

[pearl coral]

it’s reasonable if you have some armor on and you know how to control distance but he had neither

[stable wren]

The sad part is that they are like miles better than everyone here who does hema

[pearl coral]

the manchurian candidate of arms and armor

[worldly vapor]

nothing sad about pwning n00bs

[hybrid granite]

i shouldnt talk about hema cause then i wanna do it more and become sad when i cant

[restive trench]

damn he cooked

[pearl coral]

it was a beaut though

[worldly vapor]

do u live in northern canada where there are no hema clubs

[pearl coral]

huge thing

as tall as me

[hybrid granite]

serbia

300-400km nearest hema club

in serbia atleast

i can go to sofia its closer there but i dont speak bulgaria

[restive trench]

if u dont like the silly style of their main channel watch their other channel sell sword academy

[worldly vapor]

srbija actually seems like it should be ripe for hema

[lime harness]

allo fellas

[pearl coral]

my favorite creators are arto fama and federico malagutti

[hybrid granite]

its not

only in belgrade

i talked with a trainer too

[stable wren]

Not the issue

[hybrid granite]

if i have the chance to go i will take it

def

and the only chance i do is during summer

[stable wren]

It's that they rly only know longsword, sabre and rapier

David the channel owner

[worldly vapor]

good luck

[stable wren]

Is top 28 in the world for rapier

Clark is like top 30 iirc for longsword

They are veeeeeery good

[restive trench]

true
though at least its better than them pretending to know everything else

though the did some polearm or spear stuff iirc

mostly its like 1 short every once in a while

[pearl coral]

i don’t really think there are even leagues for those

[restive trench]

ah

[worldly vapor]

why not

it seems like a polearm league would actually be very fun

[pearl coral]

hard to spar with safely

[restive trench]

makes sense why theyre not interested that much in them

[stable wren]

This

[worldly vapor]

ahh that word "safely" getting in the way of FUN again

[pearl coral]

lol

i mean it’s hard to even be safe with in armor

[hybrid granite]

safe things arent fun

[restive trench]

polearms are allowed in buhart though right

[hybrid granite]

sure i might get my jaw pummeled but like atleast its fun

[worldly vapor]

ye btu I dont think ur allowed to stab at all

[pearl coral]

with STUPIDHURT it depends

[hybrid granite]

buhurt 😭

[restive trench]

iirc there was a version of it where u are

[stable wren]

Leagues often times make people angry when they start losing, the thing with polearms in general is the pole itself is wood, the foam blade is the only safe thing about it lmfao

I think a lot of polearm fencing forces you to use flexable poles

[violet garden]

It’s ok because the armor is all 5 inches think and so is the skull of your opponent

[worldly vapor]

is wood rlly that dangerous unless ur like beating someone to death with it on purpose

[hybrid granite]

buhurt is about hitting someones head stronger i think they'd allow the tool that hits peoples heads better

[stable wren]

But i recently heard those are more safe but they don't produce a accurate fighting experience?

[hybrid granite]

i mean wood isnt bad

[hybrid granite]

if you dont have padding you would probably get at most bruises

[pearl coral]

lol

[pearl coral]

no that’s like buhurt’s whole thing

you might be thinking of SCA cut and thrust

[restive trench]

yeah

[stable wren]

They can injure you severly with a lack of control

[restive trench]

this

[worldly vapor]

my simple solution for a polearm league is that u sign a paperwork that says u dont care if you die or break your face open

then we are good

[pearl coral]

i’m probably going to get into that

[restive trench]

though ive also heard stupid things about sca

[pearl coral]

even though lots of people there are trogs

[pearl coral]

yeah it’s a weird thing but they’re one of the only organized harness fighting groups throughout the US

[worldly vapor]

whats a trog

[restive trench]

like the person being hit has to determine if the blow is strong enough or nah

[hybrid granite]

are pool noodles good substitutes for foam swords

[stable wren]

Buhurt is like Airsoft

[pearl coral]

lodyte

[stable wren]

They are filled with cornballs

[worldly vapor]

cave people from the red sea

[restive trench]

ngl it seems fun

buhurt but actually good/better

[pearl coral]

buhurt is like if paintballers were attaching suppressors and scopes to their guns and yelling about how confident they are they’d do well in warfare

hema is like airsoft

[pearl coral]

it’s good because it’s more honest about the themes

[stable wren]

I'll strap a bomb to my cuirass, so if I lose it'll be like the helldivers servants of freedom armor

[pearl coral]

the armor is sometimes good and sometimes bad but at least nobody’s lying

historical anachronism

creative anachronism

[restive trench]

yeah i heard u gotta be accepted first

[pearl coral]

wdym

[stable wren]

I'll do half sword tactics in Buhurt! SPIN KICCKKKKK!!!!

[pearl coral]

people do that and it’s stupid as hell

[restive trench]

ive read that some clubs test you or something to see if youre honest enough to call out a hit

[stable wren]

Send a video of that because that sounds hilarious

[pearl coral]

mfs spend a car’s worth of money on buhurt armor and still learn nothing about historical combat

[restive trench]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SFy9CBCra18?si=-hdwus0IkaNDsOJm

[hoary oxide]

Cabbages are the future of this town

[pearl coral]

the main process for being accepted is money

and stuff

it’s kind of weird

[restive trench]

lmfao

classic

[pearl coral]

you have to pay money to be certain ranks and stuff…..

[pastel swift]

fortnite, Battle.. Pass?

[pearl coral]

but they have neat sub organizations and things

[worldly vapor]

ew

literally a roblox group structure

[pastel swift]

https://tenor.com/view/shmoodi-gif-20569129

[stable wren]

Banned from roblox rp group

[restive trench]

pay your way from peasant lvl 1 to sword master lvl 999

[pearl coral]

TRUUUE

[hybrid granite]

game?

[hoary oxide]

Manor lords

[pearl coral]

pay money to have (x) amount of people carry your things for you

[hybrid granite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193556706223984681/1366535872891064401/attachment.gif

[pearl coral]

lol

[worldly vapor]

LOL

[restive trench]

as in storage upgrade?

[hybrid granite]

genuinely been keeping this gif for a moment like this

[pearl coral]

it’s a neat thing for fighters, meh on the arms and armor but as i said it’s not dishonest

[worldly vapor]

dlss 5 ON:

[pearl coral]

still good for living out my knightly fantasies i suppose

[restive trench]

let me find that one buried gif

[hybrid granite]

roblox military guys after throwing a grenade and it hits the wall and bounces back

[worldly vapor]

i like the more eastern looking armors

[pearl coral]

yeah it’s neat and the little factions within the SCA are cool

[worldly vapor]

they have factions?

[stable wren]

😭

[pearl coral]

yeah there are like kingdoms and then within the kingdoms there are different little burroughs with their own colors and stuff

[stable wren]

I remember a funny af roblox video, it saying

"Training with the delta force."

[pearl coral]

our local chapter is at odds with another one a few miles away called Thor’s Mountain

and then you get to register your own coat of arms and stuff with them once you are nominated to be a knight by a higher up of the local chapter

it’s honestly kind of neat

[worldly vapor]

i like that

[pearl coral]

it’s just got an odd air about it because of how many people dedicate so much of their life to it

and everyone uses different names and stuff

[worldly vapor]

do people really take it that seriously lol

[pearl coral]

but they have fun events where they have like feasts and things, and even some where they have archers on the field using safe arrows

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-military-gif-26796378

[pearl coral]

yeah i mean they have every sort of event and gathering under the sun

if you have enough family members also in it then it becomes a big deal

hosting things at your house or on your dime, buying your own materials to do the crafts and things

[worldly vapor]

i never thought someone would make a roblox group in real life but it looks like theyve done it

this is actually the full thing

omg

[pearl coral]

my local chapter has a night every week where they practice illuminated manuscript artwork

[violet garden]

The faces of the quintessential military LARPer

[pearl coral]

a lot of them are formally trained in longsword fencing and stuff so that’s good

it’s not as larpy as it looks at times

[worldly vapor]

wait does the SCA have a chapter in Iraq???

[restive trench]

i cannot find that gif 😔

[hybrid granite]

thats so cool

[stable wren]

The Napoleonic wars rp scene is the worst

[restive trench]

what

[stable wren]

The whole scene is miserable

[worldly vapor]

i bet it attracts a lot of larpy people though

[worldly vapor]

SCA map

do they also have an Afghanistan chapter

[pearl coral]

yeah a lot of them are larpy but they do generally have accurate or accuratish armor and most people follow some kind of combat doctrine

[restive trench]

woah

why different names though

[stable wren]

The great kingdom of Florida

[pearl coral]

different kingdoms

[worldly vapor]

this is actually not bad looking

[restive trench]

is it possible for one kingdom to declare war on another

[stable wren]

Some rich guy should make a castle

[pearl coral]

..maybe?

i can’t remember

i know there’s a big event called Pennsic War but idk the lore

[restive trench]

and settle it with some kind of tourney

whoever wins gets the other's land

[pearl coral]

they don’t take land lol

[restive trench]

aw

wouldve been a cool concept

imagine traveling from a state to the other to fight a vesseled kingdom trying to rebel

where they set up like 5v5 tourneys

its not really take land its just name the clubs in this area under your kingdom

[pearl coral]

my dad’s friend who got me into getting to know the sca said he does psychedelic mushrooms every time he fights in one of the battles

which

is concerning

[hybrid granite]

thats

scary

[restive trench]

bro needs that +3 strength boost

[worldly vapor]

viking blood

rolandskvadet

[pearl coral]

I WANT A NEW HELMET

[hybrid granite]

i want a helmet lmao

[pearl coral]

i have an enormous barbute that i don’t want no more

too big and heavy

[worldly vapor]

u could turn it into a cauldron for cooking

[hybrid granite]

i'll pay you 5 bucks and an apple juice carton for it

and skipping fees

[obtuse echo]

Fuck politics. Who would win, robocop or the terminator

Oops wrong server

[hybrid granite]

terminator

why? you may ask

cause hes cooler

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[obtuse echo]

Nah robocop cuz he’s slower, but everything else he’s better at

[obtuse echo]

Merch it 💅

[pearl coral]

pay me 200 dillar and it’s yours buddy

[obtuse echo]

Like once he fell off a building into a gas thingy and it exploded and he survived

I mean I wish terminator would win

But technically they’re tied because they’re both in mk11

[stable wren]

Turn it into a soup bowl

[drowsy finch]

guys they love me

[stable wren]

is that the jockey outfit?

[drowsy finch]

it is a hose

[stable wren]

oh sick!!

thats a reference to Secretariat

https://tenor.com/view/jockey-horse-jockey-horse-horse-race-horse-racing-gif-11916881

[drowsy finch]

I'm glad u know the exact one! Thats really cool

[stable wren]

Is there a recolor

i know the game has recolors

[frosty stratus]

yo yall im tryna get money to upgrade my pc any ways i could get money cause i genuinely dont know how to. and i LITERALLY cant get a job
(too young) so im kinda cooked

i tried asking ai but it just said some utter bs so this is my last resort

[drowsy finch]

sure is! lemme checkek

[drowsy finch]

!!

[frosty stratus]

huh

[drowsy finch]

this is the horst

[frosty stratus]

oki

[stable wren]

hmmm, doesn't ring any instant bells

[stable wren]

yeah I think this is original

doe it could be inspired by seabiscuit

[drowsy finch]

who's that fellow

[stable wren]

he a horse that had beef with his uncle

he had a whole movie

and he the grandson of the most famous horse in american history

Man O war

[drowsy finch]

The onnly beef I have is with uhmm

the stun rig I guess

[stable wren]

war admiral and Seabiscuit beef was so bad

that iirc

they deadass made them 1v1

still not the most famous horse rivalry

[sinful parrot]

"Fruit Snacks"

[river oriole]

uh oh

general sam made a half sword video its all over for the halfcord

[scarlet creek]

The exanima guy

[river oriole]

yeah he's done a few exanima vids

[pearl coral]

imagine a supervillain with a really sharp middle finger he used as a weapon and his name was Dr. Fuck

[scarlet creek]

The sallet monster

what do you guys think 👁️

[pearl coral]

it’s a little hard to read

[scarlet creek]

Originally I was just going to draw the little knight

But gave up on drawing the other arm

[scarlet creek]

Lol what is this

[untold wraith]

My epic drawing

Nothing in particular

Just doodling

[scarlet creek]

Looks epic indeed

The guy in the front's face looks familiar

[untold wraith]

Well it's nobody in particular. Who do you think it is? Or can't you quite tell

[scarlet creek]

Kinda reminds me of steven seagal

The aikido guy

[untold wraith]

Lol i can kinda see it 😂

[blazing heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310354784196493353/1313211053697404958/togif.gif

[drifting stirrup]

My favorite Rimworld screenshot.

[zenith hearth]

keep finding random files bro 😭

[zenith hearth]

idk

[sullen locust]

fat fucken pig

[pearl coral]

gosh dopethrone is so good

FUCK !!!

[vast merlin]

sick trick

[wheat brook]

Holy shit

[unreal bay]

Floaty neck

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[gloomy urchin]

do it horizontally not vertically is he stupid

[sinful parrot]

Yeh Sora is shutting down we cant make videos anymore so thats not happening

[gloomy urchin]

good

[sinful parrot]

Im not a morning person. ignore the music i didnt ask for this music

[gloomy urchin]

ai developers discover that ai is not profitable after 3 years

[sinful parrot]

It depends what kind. Half sword has an AI bot used for the enemy