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'if it works it works'
his entire upper torso is connected to his lower-torso
oh yeah
cooked
kinda cramped in there
AUSTRIA WAGON!!!
guy on the far left has a dope helmet
its me!
why are the two dudes standinf drawn like that lmao
would he even be able to get up if he cant move his upper body
this dude has a nice helmet
no
thus cooked
trip over a rock once and its done
bro got that looksmaxing face
omg wait i have the perfect gif to describe this give me a few mins to find it
murdered by peasants speedrun any%
all u have to do is shoot a crossbow at the horse
i think I can guess why it wasnt that popular
🔥 i do like these humble things though i dont know about this one lol
looks like it has 0 padding
under it.
if it were a bit looser fitting he might be able to bend enough to sort of get up
realistically you don’t need that much padding 90% of the time
maille like this was often worn without any
50 resolution scale,everything set to low with ultra dlss 50 - 55fps
yk sometimes I wonder why they went thru the expense of making such obviously weird armor for the time when they could have just use lamellar like the rest of the entirety of mankind
nobody else used plate and they were fine
how can i enable frame generation
specs?
im on dx12 but the option is not unlocked
rtx 3060 12gb vram i5 12400f 16gb ram
my game flickers and looks like absolute shit and i only get 50fps
constant nurturing of the social class of guys who were born to kill and one with their mounts meant that there had to be some kind of stratification
everything flickers
how much fps do you get on dx11
i lag more on dx12 but that might be cause im on an old ass gpu
around the same
maor archers with visored sallets
that makes sense, though i feel it would look a little better with it
as well as that using plate armor apparently didnt actually confer that much more success in battle
(ottomans beating the shit out of europeans for years)
how can i enable frame gen
i've not seen much armor from these time periods
ottomans beat the shit out of europeans because they minmaxxed
most of my information is from this game, #references♥_1450-1470 and google lol
i like these crossbow dudes
i don’t know
looks like they tilted them up so the visor was on the forehead
plus i feel like they had gained a bit more war experience as a cultural whole
same here but more from references chat, i havent really read any of the books i got recommended but im planning to read armor of the english knight by tobias capwell
lmao I just find it interesting that european armor was obviously the best but it wasnt so dramatically better, armies that still didn't have it were perfectly capable of beating the most modern european militaries, thats why I find the disparity in strategy and tech so interesting
we know DAMN well about the ottomans beating us
i can see my scalp
the fracturing of european politics meant that nobody was exactly sharing tips while the ottomans as a horde were a bit more.. brotherly
same
i lowered the resolution scale and could get around 60-70 fps
looks like absolute dogshi
ye true lol
tho the one group that european style warfare did really seem to destroy were steppe nomads
they cant do shit against a wagon fort and gunpowder weaponry rlly
guiliai gorod
THE INFORMATION YOU PROVIDED WAS CORRECT SIR
the humble handgonne
the numbers mason what do they mean
better yet the cannon
me

adventure game 2d platformer protagonist
MAN what a sick game that was, kino, der riese, man i Twagged school just for this & still passed, sir was living good
because of this im dropping more today
yay
this guy goes hard 🔥
he was snatched
lawd
brother may i have some oats
Brother, you frickin know sir
did medieval livestock owners live nicely
is that moses or smth
I didn't translate it ):
moses
articulated gorget!
brain power electricity conductors for psychic attacks
another example
I love these things
i cant decide about my favorite helmet
hounskull, any helmet with the rondels on the side, visorless bascinet, kettle helm, nasal barbute
theres just so many helmets
whatever keeps my head safe
but I admit a soft spot for bascinets and all their various visors personally
But I do own a kettle myself (by Dmitri C)
yeah bascinets are quite nice
Can’t post the image here
i wish i had a helmet irl but out of luck, no money

chat more then you can, or i'll just forward it for now
we're gonna have to learn how to forge
getting an anvil, furnace, tools, workspace and the materials for it is probably more expensive than 2-3 helmets
Idk about prices now but my kettle cost only around ~300 USD from an eastern euro smith. I was working for around 14 USD an hour at that time so it’s well within most budgeting at least on the American side
Marseille. Bibliothèque municipale, Ms. 1106 Ca.1290-1310
Not so sure about European or other wages
eastern european smith? holy shit sign me up
dm me his stuff
Ive been out of contact for several years I’d have to look
someday Ill get something from izobov
Nelsondmitri on insta
My dream is a Tomala
oh hell yes
But that’s a year+ waiting list and 1000+ usd minimum
The rule of thumb is that western European and American smiths are expensive but among some of the highest quality in the world because the industry is so cutthroat and competitive with so many skilled artisans
Eastern European smiths (especially independent ones) are just as skilled, but tend to have a lower price because their currency is weaker than the USD
There are exceptions abound
And some insanely high quality but expensive pieces in Eastern Europe as well, and those are the real gems
also @weary tinsel what do you think the average equipment for an infantry dude would be in the balkans? i need it cause im writing something and i dont have a good base for it. been thinking like a brigandine or mail and spear but for everything else idk
somewhere between like 1390-1430
sorry my dude, Im not well read on that one
depends are we talking srbija, albania, hungary, wallachia, or what
srbija
I generally avoid Indian and Asian smiths, not because there’s not any good ones, but the industries rely on apprenticeships, scams, or even slave labor
you know someone who is?
more than likely
my guess is it looks like western european but poorer
same
now i wonder if theres a balkan smith so i avoid shipping/import fees
hmm
this is some poor people peasant armor
im psure that is literally a peasant rebellion
so yeah lol
if u want slightly rixher
richer
maybe just add a breastplate?
or brigandine maybe
not really
Im thinking a breastplate without the lower half thingy I forgot the name of
yk
Most likely but I don’t know any. There was a sheet for reputable smiths that was hanging around, but I don’t have it no mo
without the foulds and tassets?
Also in Eastern Europe you also might have an inflated price too because of Ukraine and Russia buying steel for yknow
the part the tassets are attached to
their war
no poloticks
isnt there one in half sword?
yes
and yes it is for a poorer demographic
it fits balkans I think
ohh i think i know what your referring to
I cant really find exmaples of srbijan armor
it seems like they didnt have as extensive of an art or manuscript tradition
this
i know a guy who draws serbian armor so i can also look at his page
camacurt showed me somewhere in #references♥_1450-1470
“Here’s my Balkan armor 1475” and it’s just an imported Italian harness
It’s technically true 
I found this illustration of a so called serbian knight but its definitely not 1475 and its not a primary s ource
i found the artist
heres how the richer serbians looked like
our horses also had shaffrons which is cool
didnt like
idk which group
didnt some group just slaughter knights by leading them into bog and just smacking them when they got stuck
hajduci or what?
no matter how intricate of a solution you have for a problem humanity will just find a simpler problem to defeat said solution
suits of armor? get em stuck
drones? put a big ass net above your head
humanity evolved for war atp
aliens got NOTHING on us 🙏
aliens opted for world peace so they have less combat experience than us
we can show them novel concepts like "getting torn to shreds from shrapnel" and "dirty bombs"
well
if they were fighting ottomans
ottomans didnt use plate armor
at most heaviest they had was plate mail
or anima cuirasses
not heavy armor really
i love middle eastern armor
i actually like plumes quite alot
this probably isnt historically accurate but i think its hard
🔥
rlly a shame they fell off hard after ancient times
hellenistic feathers are still my favorite type of plume thing
has optimisation been fixed, havent checked this since release
Optimization has had like two updates I think since release
We are cooked if aliens invade
"Indominable human spirit" my ass, I wonder how indominable we'll be when aliens are fucking us, literally
pls make the pan on the cellar map an actual weapon
yeah i mean serbian knights just kind of look like german speaking lands' knights

total combine death (there's so many corpses it's lagging my game)
i think you need a mod that makes the bodies rot and despawn
so it runs better
combine.......tiles
COMBINE TILES MENTIONED
i feel like if half life 3 is ever made, willie from half sword should be one of gordon freeman's allies
This gameplay would work very well with Crowbar in the back
what do you guys do to keep coping and not realize devs exit scammed
Why do you keep failing at ragebait?
https://forms.gle/RFVYzowbytHU4fYe7
Hello everyone, I'm conducting a survey for an essay I'm writing It'll only take like 5 minutes to complete. Id appreciate it if you took it.
hyea boss ill do your fuckin surery
Lowk not clicking on this link
Sorry boss
i just did its fnie
its some nerd shit
about connectivity issues in games and secrutrity risks
Thanks i appreciate your time on this
not every link is scary live a little pussy
and yeah im a hella nerd fr
what kind of essay is this bro cuz it seems more like youre doing some company work type shit
like the dudes at walmart tryna get me to switch to their electric
i will say tho its very well written and professionalized
Lmao just a research eassy. I like videogames so i thought might a well learn something about my past time
On every single link you click on, your IP can be tracked a multitude of things can be done with it, don't call me a pussy dumbass and don't trust links you get from people you don't know
It's literally 101 of the internet
Fucking idiot
i click every link so my computer can grow immunity to viruses you fucking dumbass
my computers the strongest fucking idiot
Oh my god bro terrible ragebait
I clocked on IMMEDIATELY
it already worked dumbass you're already worked up
Nah its good practice tho jake always better safe than sorry
Not worked up
Just efficient
True, I know your not a hacker or anything, just tryna be safe
jesus christ
i havent seen bigger ragebait since the heian era
thats why jeffreys always on top
living and breathing troll holy shit
its ok i love everyone
thinking about drinking a shitload and coming into work tomorrow hungover so I have more drive to do better
man ts getting mad apocalyptic outside bro thunders roaring trees and blowing everywhere n im bouta watch a powerline comie down
@vestal eagle if this is your doing I apologize bro
I don't wanna lose power man
shut
RAGGAMUFFIN
: (
Why sad
they warned me for being too awesome
damn
you're telling me that you cant quit and come back to a fight in the abyss
fuck.......
Relatable experience
probably made that way to prevent you from trying to quit last second so you dont end up in abyss
hi
A reaction ❤️
A human being in chat
Insane
Usually it's the willie bot replying
Hello saturn
playing helldiver
Tell the devs to actually update halfsword before the game becomes too niche
@ the dev team rn
All of em
Make the server alive again
It's been moving really slow after the last update
MCWONDERBEAST!! @ EVERYONE THAT THERE'S AN UPDATE AND REVIVE CHAT, AND MY LIFE IS YOUR'S!
I cancelled further development actually
I know they said it'd be a while until the next update but know it's been a little too long no?
Next update big update though
I cancelled you
Cave paintings are so fucking cool
Hi easterr :3
Hows syberpuck treating u
weird ass url
Stfu
yo
Moai GOD DAMN IT!!😡😡😡
no
damn
i believe it
Yay
Best ai game of all time
i feel like i should disable run n gun cuz at this point it turns into shoot -> run back -> shoot
and they cant counter it
though prolly makes sense
ayy
man i forgot how fun rimworld actually is expect more ranting for a week
dont raiders also get the ability to shoot on the go aswell
yes but so far they randomly send me a single guy with a shiv
after one fatass decided to cut my best fighter's leg off
Silly
Outlast trials in 2 day :)
There’s a new trial and reworked rigz :3
On chewsday
anyone wanna join a street art group dm me!
How it felt coming back to my hbs discord sever after they banned me
is that father grigori
Yeah my friends love makin father Grigori memes
I did this, but my hb put a RAT on my pc, I updated to Windows 11 (Repartitioned my PC) and then joined again, dumbasses didn't realize I did that and were like "oh your associated with dmars? (my hb), your cooked bro"
Fucking idiots\
crimson desert good?
my opinion won't matter as its quite divisive, I enjoy it thusfar but there are issues. The world and exploration are really solid tho
You'll find a myriad of different opinions tho
it's 2025
Go try black desert, it’s free and it’s the same combat
Crimson desert is black desert minus the mmo
Dang, a better free mode wasn't on the content thingy💔
Might not be on the list but they’ve already said theyre totally reworking free mode
So no worries on that
WOOHOO
even the rkos and clotheslines?
soooo update when
it's 2056
this fucker ate my dog!!
i cant even have a funeral!!
ok from now on im killing every animal that hunts
oops i angered 9 gigantelopes
Guys, hypothetically speaking if I was to get invited out by a woman and we ended up sitting at a table for two drinking wine and then we spent the rest of the evening sitting by a river, might that have been a date?
What do you reckon
yes?
What if I in this situation am gay and she knows that?
then its hanging out
why are you even asking
Because I happily spent quite a bit of money on wine last night 😵💫
then you're drunk
Well no I didn't drink much of it
then why did you spend "quite a bit of money" on wine last night?
Performative smoking
ohh
Cus she wanted wine
If u were the last person on earth would you start smoking
Its performative
every convenience store would be unguarded
what do you think
I'm eating so many fucken skittles if I was the last person on earth
Just go to the museum and play half sword irl
I already doo dat
Does vaping count as performative smoking because your just tryna smoke without the side effects or the stress relief
The world has come to a state where people are happier alone than with 9 bilionpeep
vaping is just as bad as, if not worse than, smoking LMAO
Depends if u do ut alone
if you like flavored cigs like mint or whatever, you might as well get a vape pen
If u smoke anything alone its not performative
Well no you'd go absolutely mad if you were alone on planet earth but I'd eat lots of skittles and then probably eat a 12gauge
People who smoke flavored cigs are just hyper mascs that don't want to admit they like vapes
Chocolate cigarettes are so shit tho
I just realized, why do we use lmb to control the right arm and rmb to control the left...
ease of use tbh
Nobody has lived until they got this combo
semi peak
wait a second
what if i......
I tried to swap it but it didnt work 💔
After cutting refined sugars out of my everyday diet for the past 2 months now, I miss frosted flakes so much💔
first prisoner
They wont let me unlock this 💔
I've done this
It's so good
The only keybind that doesnt work 💔
"If you like mushrooms and stuff, you might as well try LSD"
Hear me out; cinnamon toast crunch and icecream.
K just swapped my mouses primary, that works
Ima test this out fr 👅
No gng try it fr
Lowkey, it feels very nice to alternate with punches this way but my mind sometimes just blanks out when going to punch 💔
What about me 😔
ion knw br but wht i do knw is tht u pmo fr on evr br
It's the Lord Tourney map
Of course you don't, brokie
Do you even own a Bugatti?
Yea, your mom
I've never had someone threaten to harvest my organs before, that's new
Your welcome
Got bored
I was just fucking with you boss
Broken ultrasonic cleaner I dismembered for fun
A true knight never lets go of his sword
bro performed death surgery on them roomba
ion think its a roomba
who is up halfing they sword rn
how stupid am i for thinking boxing and hema are easy and its just a matter of experience
Not that much
Boxing is kind of easy, just need the right body for it
Not sure about hema though
I assume that getting whacked isn't fun.
i feel like boxing might be not that hard for me if i just figure out how to do moves correctly and analyze wtv my opponent is doing
Learning the basics of boxing is probably decently simple. Doing it while getting your shit pieced up like a jenga tower isn't.
Not that I really know anything.
The whole thing about boxing is, you can use what ever stance you want and move how ever you want as long as it's not illegal
MY MINDSET MAKES EVERY EFFORT LOOK WORTHLESS RAHH
Yes. You can do things that aren't against the rules. That's how rules work.
Yea, but some people don't realize you can stand, punch, dodge and move however you want
Some people think it's just a few stances you can use, but it's not
u can do whatever but these few stances are the ones that make most sense to use on average
like if you cant punch with full body force then ur stance is not that useful
I box, not professionally, but I still train and I've noticed that once you've been punching on any kind of bag for like over 5 minutes you'll end up falling into a style of movement, striking and stance that fits to you specifically, it may not be the norm but at least it's comfortable and effective for you
stance doesnt really matter as long as you actually understand your shit as far as i understand
True, main reason stance is there is to be able to throw the hardest punch you can as quick as possible
yeah
me neither lmao
I guess you could say that the basic prerequisites you need for a stance is one foot behind the other, one side of your body aimed towards your opponent and the foot behind you should be twisted a little so you can twist hard on punches
i js collect general information whar boxers do cuz it didnt make sense for me before
Other than, you can do whatever you want
One technique I really don't like practicing is the Dempsey Roll, it's so damn exhausting
do u think footwork is neglected when teaching kids about boxing
from what i see kids dont really understand how to punch with force and just hit however they want
I would hope not, I'm not sure though, I've never seen footage like that
wrong
i did boxing in school
True, I would assume with kids though the main thing trainers are trying to do is teach the kids how to throw a punch in the first place
they get real serious real quick
Really? Wow
I know that my Taekwondo instructor twisted my hand hard as shit to show my parents how cops take suspects down, but I've never heard of kid boxing getting serious
How old are you?
33
dad
i was pretty into contact sports tho and on my way up, i was doing mma, boxing and muay thai by the end of high school
grandpa even
so maybe it was different for me
You can still do it brodie
really? their moves look really weird and unnatural
(please note that as my name suggests im stupid)
foreman was like 40 when he won the heavyweight back
??????
like they were taught to repeat but theyre not sure what its supposed to do idk how to describe it
i was always taught a more fluid boxing
where you go for what you can
but just have good footwork and balance
yeah thats fair maybe i js havent seen enough kids boxing
I was so close to doing contact sports, but that dumb ass Taekwondo teacher ruined it for me, first day too, he also looked like this guy, fucking dipshit
I fucking hate him
Stupid ass motherfucker
lmao you need grit to do real contact, people crack a heap
maybe he was just seeeing if you would crack
ive seen someone crack in a amateur torney from me just blocking them and giving a look
you shoulda seen his face
tests if youre weak or is just being an asshole
call it
I didn't even crack, and he twisted that mf HARD to, my wrist still clicks from it to this day and I was like 12 or 11 when he did it, also it was a community college he did this at
It's just that my mom was there and she did not like that, so she took me out first day
True
but yeah they can be ruff and they get in a cycle
of being ruff and getting ego and getting ruffer
tbh tho the best learning was the most stressful stuff i ever did
like getting into the ring with a real professional
i got so much confidence once it was over but the whole time was hell
I think he was just being an asshole cause I was the only non-white kid in there with my biracial parents and he for some reason started talking about cop tactics, I'm not crazy or anything but that HAD to have been racially motivated
classic
Sounds like fun
i'm italian so for now i am counted as white again
If I pull my hair back I pass as a Spaniard or Italian since I have Portuguese blood in me
And Italian blood
it wasnt i guess but i look back on it fondly, the pain you get during a fight in a match doesnt hurt really
its different
like when you excercise a heap and all your muscles are sore
europenians having 4 different nations in them whereas me is slavic, slavic and slavic
smh
I've been hit before, it doesn't hurt it's just disorientating, it makes me feel drunk and tired
i mean being hit in a fight vs a match
aint that adrenaline
Theres a difference?
yeah
match is more stress so more adrenaline i think
getting hit in a fight with someone who hates you or just wants to attack you i dunno it hurts way more
but in a match you get blows and they move you more than they hurt
like being shoved vs punched
I see now
Probably
The stress of the situation just makes you tire out faster
i dunno if i ever really got stresss, i was always good at setting it aside once the bell rang
focused everything on dealing with the thing at hand dont have the time to stop and stress
Just eat a chocolate bar in the lockers before you come out, that's how Mike Tyson got rid of his stress
i thought he ate ears
protein!
its a real good act
the best part of tyson was the act
hes really good at being terrifying
hes a spectacle fighter like ali
whar do u guys think of soviet boxing style n allat
I don't think it was an act, that's the whole reason why he gets emotional now talking about it, what he was before was not an act, what he is now is, and he's scared of losing himself and becoming the same person, you know, the guy who wants to kiss his opponents on the lips
how so
hes talking about anger in his failing years
he didnt have anger in his peak
hes always so excited after a match like a kid in a candy shop
worshippers say its really op
though they are worshippers so
Didn't he like almost fight 10 cops in the ring because of his anger at his peak?
Or was that in his failing years
When he bit off Evanders ear
You mean like bare knuckle?
soviet boxing was another soviet pissing match with the usa where they wasted a heap of money to make it look like they had the prime race but in the end of the day the boxing style wasnt as effective as the system of coaches they paid ridiculous money to scout talent
the soviet style wasnt good the people who used it often where very well trained tho
thats the end of his falling years
his peak is everything up to the first heavyweight belt
ok i trust you because theres no way im doing my research 🩷
Ah I see, now that I think about it he didn't really seem mad at his peak, just very childish and excited
yeah
He started to lose it after Cus died
we still should normalize hema
he was a kid taken from the street by the greatest coach of all time
he got the anger and the evil from the drugs and king
A sexually abused kid raised in Brooklyn no less
He HAD to be a monster
i feel like a lot of kids would love to do hema cuz who tf doesnt want to swing swords
True
But how many parents would allow that
dang thats a tough one
goobnight
Juse them nerf swords
its a shame modern boxing is propped up by some of the most evil living humans in the world right now
and i dont mean the boxers
most of them are fine
but thats a way too dangerous subject for here lol
so like fighting with foam sword?
real hema is when u fight to the death with real sharp blade
i cant tell if people in 18th century were more honorable, stupid or reckless for dueling because one called the other a poophead
no you can only use gear a child would have had historically in eorupe
No it isn't, is it?
like did they not understand the concept of death
screw you
i'd be lucky to find a stick shaped like a saber
i mean if you want full immersion, the fear of death and the stuff that make you think twice before just lunge forward then i think so?
I guess I can't argue with that...
i mean we got right of way for that
also the concept of pistol duels was fucking stupid
like its not even skill based
its a gamble
What if you miss?
sword duels make sense because "whoever is stronger gets the right to be an asshole"
actually nvrm
the point of duels was like "i am ready to put my life on the line for my honor"
and pistol gambling does that
But how cool is it? I feel like that is an important factor.
I'd much rather see a sword or billhook duel.
Pistol duel is just some guy getting shot.
Tarkov is 37 bucks and I still can't get it
idk its like a lamer cowboy duel

same but i guess they had different coolness checklist
cowboys had to aim
this is genuine gambling
I wonder if someone would buy me tarkov on my friends list.. then again most of them are tf2 nerds who gamble their life savings away
let god decide who walks away
over "you're a poophead"
no thank you i prefer sabre duel first blood
no rapiers fuck rapiers rapiers are stupid
Why u hate rapiers?
hellish quart treatment
rapiers is too good at killing
they're horrid to fight against
this
though i think its the issue with having to press long guard
LSD Pizza
LSD Spaghetti
why do most Italian cuisines use mushroom
Isn't the point of pistol duels that you raise your pistol faster than your opponent?
Mushrooms are good.
not sure of europe but in russia i know for sure they took turns
are you sure you aren't confusing it with russian roulette
we're talking about 18th-19th century duels
they didnt even have revolvers back then dawg
its an era of shitty pistols that could barely hit a target in point blank range
i also remember reading a book and it was basically whoever turned around first got the shot
I know
In pistol duels you just point your gun forward and shoot if you miss you either die or reload
Sort of aiming
Just general direction
you still have to turn around faster than your opponent
Yeah but what if you miss
Your opponent now has a tiny bit more time to shoot you
True
nuhuh
starting from 12
Bro i would lowkey live in medieval period
medieval period had its pros and cons at every level in society
would lowkey love to reincarnate throughout entire medieval period in different periods and countries
modern world is ass in many aspects cuz everything is already established and theres barely anything cool left to figure out unless you're a big scientist doing quantum mechanics or whatever
dedicating my life to exploring electricity from scratch would be fun
you reincarnate as a farmhand
for horses
man i remember there was a medieval game that was considered super duper realistic and it was like kenshi and rimworld but i dont remember the name AT ALL
kenshi?
yes kenshi
kenshi is cool you should at least try it
its like "keep the idiots alive" but more serious and atmospheric but on the contrary less realistic
is there gonna be a brawl mode for free mode on the game ?
i might be a bitch for always running skeletons
the food management is too much for me
i prefer accidentally leaving my character afk for a few hours on 4x speed
and just casually continuing
Back then anyone could become a famous explorer for going 20 km south
Dudes didnt even know america existed
I never understood this game i had to load so much quicksaves cause i kept getting killed by desert bandits and i got caught looting a guard killed by a bandit so i got arrested and it took me 40 mins to get out
that's because you either savescum or play it safe and train on someone you can survive
or steal from someone you don't really care about
so that or savescumming
pick your poison
I died so many times cause i led desert bandits to city guards and they kept taking over the city
kenshi without stealing is SO much harder
It took like 5 tries before the bandits died
and literally the best build is stealth archer
I also did steal a sword from an armory so like
A sabre
where you take an eagle and just casually deal 100+ damage per shot
I need to try playing it again
yes, you should
I tried to build a settlement and those holy guys killed me cause i didnt have some book
it is made with love, and quality
what race did you choose
because if you're anything but human holy nation just hates you by definition
they're racists
and they don't hide it
truly inspirational
Im never going next to holy nation again
I need to waste money on a book to not die
And i have to play human to not die
Where do i live then
yeah 😭
skill issue
you dont get out town until you can outrun a bandit
the hub?? literally the place where u spawn??
also there are sheks
sheks are chill though grumpy
stealing is such a cheese mechanic
idk how one could have fun with that
and the fragmented axe is VERY heavy
about first 10-15 hours of kenshi is mining, finding free recruits and mining even more
LIKE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN I NEED 120 STRENGTH
I HAVE TO SELL MY SOUL TO ROBO SATAN AFTER SPENDING A FEW DAYS ON GRINDING STRENGTH JUST TO WIELD A MEITOU
insane
then you buy a small house and research faster mining
i run solo skeleton
then you figure out how to build a base
then you run out of your base whenever theres a raid
then you place turrets and actually defend
wdym buy, just settle near or inside mongrel
and now you actually play the game
no one is getting to you there
meh i bought one in the hub
unless it's late game and all fog deathyards have been wiped already you're safe
oh and at the endgame you produce too many masterwork weapons and armors you just cant sell them anymore
mostly ruins, it's easier because cannibals and fogmen don't give a shit about you and one repair kit lasts way longer than any medkit
with allat being said it doesnt as fun anymore but the atmosphere is cool
i don't produce, i just get a masterwork eagle and a meitou guardless katana
which i steal
yeah we need kenshi 2 more than gta 6 and half life 3 combined
after that it's all about bolts
refuses to produce but steals
i only need one weapon
im still not sure what armor to have 😭
the only upkeep cost is bolts for my eagle
and i always have a spare stack of repair kits
so one traders backpack and im golden
and a stealth backpack to wear when in combat/storing weapons from riuns
hi mothie
armour i mostly go dustcoat and drifter's pants
heya
How
-# mongrel
coward
loud and proud
plus if i get captured its practically guaranteed death
dust bandits at least keep me alive
but it's the same for anyone raiding you
high risk high reward
that's why you train on bandits and then move to mongrel
or you can skip the training part if you buy a house in mongrel
Halljo
good night moff
I’ll be back in an HOUR !!!!
goobnight!!
Hungry bandits 😨
we NEED this game
This severly lowered my Cortisol, I demand immediate apology
how can i stab with a one handed weapon like a knife?
Message could not be loaded
what did I say
Double tap click or alt+mouse forward
it barelly works
man double clicking is so impractical
Stabbing is very broken in general rn.
Waiting for a fix to it, try using the knife in the left hand.
like i get them maybe adding another button for parrrying better with a one handed weapon but alt was a great keybind for stabbing ngl
i wish u could change ur keybinnds
Pretty sure you can now.
I remember some people changing them
yo my rainy nights mod is out https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/260
yeah u cant even assign left mouse button back after changing it im guessing cuz its the one u select the keybind with
i am watching a person having a crashout from using macos
yo download my mod trust
it's peak trust
please
beg
anyone needs 50kilos of rice and 40kilos of potatoes
10kg of potatoes please
please
???
It is pretty cold if you dont play half sword.
How do you heat up your house without the slums map?
kepon can u download my very awesome rain mod ty
it took me half in-game year to research clothing
I will since its a pak mod
ty uncle
yes it is
no
look if you cant survive anything below +5C im sorry
but thats just stupid
you can survive -40C easy
i've gone out in shorts and a t shirt in 3 C, so it's not that cold
what game?
hewo
what’s up
nothing much i didnt know there was a discord all this time 😭
honestly same i just came across it
damn
post malone fell off
0 views free my boy mlaone
What.
Is this after the "weight loss"
yurr thats hundo % after weight loss
prime malone was fat
w's warframe
really reminds me of images like this for some reason
LMAOOO
no i will save jebediah kerman from certain death!
he mustnt die
Was you really saved THO?!
Initiate a roll so that way instead of hitting the ground when you eject, you spin and the en hit the ground
glonteen eleven
What should I do if every time I open half sword, all my save data other than my settings gets completely reset
How do I fix this
Wow can't express my beliefs, or I just worded it wrong
eject eject eject
hey guys its my birthday
UNhappy birthday…
happy birthday
you guys see crimson desert?
twin
This mobile game's using Half Sword footages to advertise itself
Did they steal the models too? Lmao
Wouldnt be surprised
Not really much they can do aside from reporting it to the app reseller/distributor
I thought Half Sword mobile was released for a second lol
That would be a phone bomb
Though, even my PC barely runs it
Yeah lol
Your phone would turn to liquid in your hands
And I use samsung which has a bad reputation about that matter
Wait liquid?
my phone can handle it trust
FUCK
What did you mean to say?
NASA phone?
I didn't get it
Liquid snake from metal gear
Never played...
You should
Metal gear 5 and revengance are peak fiction
As well as the remake that came out
Unintentional Metal Gear reference 😔
..werent you that guy from TOTF2??
no i just wasnt sure if you were or not 😭
BSC
?? 💀
might of been iron champions i dont remember well
Discord server
Update in 5 hours
No bitch update in 5 HOURS actually 😌
need this game to add narrow passage
It’s actually in 5 hours so you’re wrong
What does that even mean?
Is it like the thing at trampoline parks?
one of the gamemodes
lemme see if i cant find the sneak peek
its legit just the card 😭
Damn it
This is dumb as hell how are the spikes gonna pierce armor
but either way thought it was gonna be in game at release since it was teased in the trailer, but eh
This looks fun tho
Why is there alr blood on them😳😳😳😳😳😳
id imagine if you fall from a far enough height the spike would be enough to pierce through armor
Holy shiiiiieeeeeeeet
Me tn
*rn
This is NOT real!
This is a DRawing! these people are NOT real!
everything that was shown is there though
the cards are there, the gamemodes arent, like the trailer
guys would you rather: barbute with hinged nasal or a kettle helm?
and also, what kinda medieval kit would you be using?
Barbute
Spanish
i need it kinda more specific than just 'spanish'
This kind of Spanish
holy
between 14th and 15th century is the best armor, prove me wrong
i agree with this aswell
the 16th century armor is also good
its basically 15th but with more designs
No way
