yeah?
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
last whale
how does this happen
RimWorld?
gloomy urchin
i swear im gonna fucking sell this snake to the first trader
gloomy urchin
paws
gloomy urchin
WHAT THE FUCK
IM TRIBAL MAN.
THE FUCK??
HOW
LITERALLY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT HIM.
nvrm LOL!
well uh i still lost 2 pawns
oops
hybrid granite
whats rim world even about
orchid rose
gloomy urchin
whats rim world even about
colony management
where u make ur own story and allat
rip my only child
welp im at 3 pawns now
bro
yeah im cooked that was like
the main pawn that carried my entire colony
gloomy urchin
i am now left with a research guy that can only melee and a medic that cant fight at all
rimworld is type of game where one day they raid you with 3 handcuffed slaves without any weapon and another they call an orbital strike on your house
hybrid granite
https://youtu.be/MEi7WlKb4Js?si=KWAoz0bxs4Zbx_Oh
this has to be animal abuse
gloomy urchin
seems pretty balanced
why is game suddenly dropping soldiers with smgs at me
dont tell me i need to tune down my difficulty
visual maple
https://youtu.be/MEi7WlKb4Js?si=KWAoz0bxs4Zbx_Oh
they can't even survive in captivity yo 😭
visual maple
seems pretty balanced
saurids mod ❤️
gloomy urchin
i js added random races 🩷
visual maple
i need to make more custom races lowk
gloomy urchin
whar u mean
visual maple
are you using facial animations
gloomy urchin
yes
visual maple
WITHOUT the vanilla style retexture??
gloomy urchin
i think i use a different one hold on
huh i guess i dont
yeah i forgot about vanilla style retexture
visual maple
i forgot to add forbidden riding zones at first so this idiot was riding the village horse inside the keep
as punishment i turned him into a horse
gloomy urchin
you actually name your pawns?
visual maple
they're supposed to be my friends
gloomy urchin
they're your employees and you're the manager
your task is to keep the idiots alive
visual maple
i'll take a screenshot of all of them brb
i have like 30 mods so loading is a bitch
gloomy urchin
your task is to keep the idiots alive
thats the best description of rimworld lmao
gloomy urchin
i have like 30 mods so loading is a bitch
bro complaining about 30 mods
gloomy urchin
an average modded experience is 200+
visual maple
let me just check my subscriptions
gloomy urchin
i cant believe one could play with less
visual maple
ok nvm i have like 120
gloomy urchin
well it looks like you're playing medieval overhaul so thats understandable
visual maple
i don't like to install anything that changes gameplay much or diverges from vanilla art style
the most drastic thing i have is medieval overhaul
and even then i was kinda scared of it
(it's not really that different, its just a bit harder to get stuff)
gloomy urchin
im more of "does it make sense in rimworld and/or is this realistic" kind of mod guy
visual maple
im more of "does it make sense in rimworld and/or is this realistic" kind of mod...
thats fair
a lot of my mod judgement is "does this look like shit"
i like my rimworld very like
whats the word
cohesive
visually cohesive
gloomy urchin
yeah i dont like mods that completely change the art style
visual maple
which is why i can't stand stuff like facial animations
gloomy urchin
god forbid HARs
visual maple
(although that has bigger issues of xenotype heads not working)
i fucking hate ratkin they're so disappointing
what i would give for a good rat/mouse xenotype
honestly fuck every HAR mod
gloomy urchin
every time i see HAR mod i first think "ohh this looks cool" and then i see the visual style and i js vomit
visual maple
every time i see HAR mod i first think "ohh this looks cool" and then i see the ...
the only exception i've ever seen is um
i think i looked for a troll race
as in trolls from homestuck
-# barf
gloomy urchin
yeah i havent seen that one
went from absolute meanies to each other to absolute best friends
visual maple
went from absolute meanies to each other to absolute best friends
wgat are these modifiers omg
gloomy urchin
what being the only survivors does to a man
visual maple
why so verbose
gloomy urchin
wgat are these modifiers omg
im not even sure if its modded or vanilla lmao
visual maple
https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-colony-gif-4488861791786712696
lowk i've never had issues with ate without table
i mean it still happens but
its never the last straw
elder pawn
gloomy urchin
hmm maybe i should start brewing beer
but i feel like its too op so i didnt really bother w/ it before
visual maple
usually the mental break happens because i forgot to assign an ideoligion role or we got raided 3 times and they're a walking pincushion
visual maple
hmm maybe i should start brewing beer
omg that reminds me i need to start brewing beer
i want to build a tavern for all the caravans and visitors
tepid field
gloomy urchin
i will now play gamble with 2 construction level skill
visual maple
i meant to make 8 colonists but 2 of my friends are too busy to help me make themselves
woven lantern
as punishment i turned him into a horse
gloomy urchin
gg
gloomy urchin
welp at least i didnt ragequit
visual maple
oh i didn't notice him at the top 😭
are you gonna wait for new wanderers or just start a new run
gloomy urchin
well you see
when you lack wood
and game spams you with 8 pawns
and its winter
you have to adapt
visual maple
true...
gloomy urchin
hmm
yeah i'll try another run cuz i also cheated in this one
also while im at it im gonna add world generation mods
gloomy urchin
grahh
i think im back at the point of where my rimworld turns into slop
whenever i download alpha biomes and tribal medicine mod that adds more medicine plants it turns into slop
gloomy urchin
we are back and holy shit i overdid the river
frosty stratus
Chuck Norris dint die, he went to beat death's ass after death talked shit about him. o7
tired tulip
i cry and pray mon dieu
gloomy urchin
we are back and holy shit i overdid the river
man whatever biome i chose last time was ASS
now i have too many resources and it doesnt feel as challenging smh smh
no lack of wood no more
restive trench
now i have too many resources and it doesnt feel as challenging smh smh
bro discovered rng
gloomy urchin
nah i was choosing
i didnt expect it to have THAT many resources
but tundra felt too few growth days so
restive trench
oh damn
gloomy urchin
looks at this dope ass house
visual maple
getting my workshop going
visual maple
kill the beast!!
gloomy urchin
hell yeah!
wanton portal
hell yeah!
donkeh
gloomy urchin
my secret weapon against a dragon
wanton portal
my secret weapon against a dragon
what if the dragon was a guy
gloomy urchin
i just realized my donkey is a female
visual maple
my secret weapon against a dragon
what is she gonna do, seduce it
gloomy urchin
maybe that or a distraction while i run away
visual maple
i'm trying to make a big ass library but scholars rarely come by and books are super expensive
wanton portal
what is she gonna do, seduce it
visual maple
maybe that or a distraction while i run away
brave sir robin ran away
bravely ran away, away
wind geode
small ledge
from what ive heard its shit
modern yacht
gloomy urchin
bro if he fuckign dies im not even bothering with continuing on
that'll be reset on day 0
ok thank GOD i think he might lvie
restive trench
gloomy urchin
what an ass start though
i knew something was up when i chose too good of a biome
ok so apparently i chose a a cell between those 2 so i'll probably have to deal with them constantly
small ledge
evil
balmy sequoia
wheres bros shlong
they done chopped it off
sonic python
cant even get constant 60fps on free mode with everything set to low + ultra dlss
i have a 3060 btw
bleak cradle
ok so apparently i chose a a cell between those 2 so i'll probably have to deal ...
what game is this
gloomy urchin
rimworld
bleak cradle
sounds fun
golden kayak
ok so apparently i chose a a cell between those 2 so i'll probably have to deal ...
Did you choose a tile with no mountain? That’s crazy
stable wren
@weary tinsel bro..
My artist knows ball
She is drawing a rough base for a fantasy oc
She knows what a Kastenburst is
golden kayak
2. hives
I don’t suffer hives too much, but I play with vanilla expanded tribal weapons so fire to burn them out is is easy for my primitive colonies
gloomy urchin
it is fun
is that every emergent game ever
or am i misunderstanding what emergent means
gloomy urchin
I don’t suffer hives too much, but I play with vanilla expanded tribal weapons s...
im no coward
i will make a village and then turn into a big monolith
sage steeple
im no coward
Hello hello
gloomy urchin
hi
wide nimbus
I've grown bored and have started clubbing the homeless
sage steeple
I've grown bored and have started clubbing the homeless
You are clubbing yourself then?
gloomy urchin
goob
wide nimbus
You are clubbing yourself then?
Speed, I need this
sage steeple
Speed, I need this
You need to club yourself?
gloomy urchin
You said goob
paws at you
anyways i had to cheat again cuz i wanted to remove broot poisoning cuz theres no way i'll bother with ts
gloomy urchin
damn moai is #1 yapper of this server
gloomy urchin
bros 10 levels above me
gloomy urchin
i may have found a cheese
donke runs while i shoot at the same time and it cant reach me 😎
sage steeple
i may have found a cheese
Is clanfolk better or rimworld?
wanton portal
sage steeple
looks like textured slop
Yeah Rimworld does look like that.
What about clanfolk?
gloomy urchin
Yeah Rimworld does look like that.
What about clanfolk?
overloaded textures
rimworld textures are like 1 solid color with slight gradient
wanton portal
notice how they avoided the question
gloomy urchin
clanfolk have too much information for like 3 types of cells
sage steeple
notice how they avoided the question
mah man
sage steeple
clanfolk have too much information for like 3 types of cells
So you have played clanfolk?
sage steeple
I don't know man. Looking at the steam page. Some of the art is actually good.
Looks much like a medieval painting
gloomy urchin
Looks much like a medieval painting
i mean if you're a fan of this
frozen mason
wanton portal
i mean if you're a fan of this
why did you remove the squidward nose
gloomy urchin
thats clanfolk
hybrid granite
Is that minecraf
sage steeple
i mean if you're a fan of this
Yes I am a fan of 'this'. How did you know? 'This' is such an incredible word. It makes me want to commit human right violations
gloomy urchin
Is that minecraf
no this is patrick
gloomy urchin
Yes I am a fan of 'this'. How did you know? 'This' is such an incredible word. I...
i dont like you
you've mastered the ragebaiting
sage steeple
yes i say it
That's a new low btw
sage steeple
i dont like you
Thank you
gloomy urchin
That's a new low btw
not really
anyways despite your ragebaiting you still fear anime girls so
i dont have any more gifs i'll post this like 5 more times
sage steeple
i dont have any more gifs i'll post this like 5 more times
I am a parasite. You don't wanna make me immune.
hybrid granite
I hope you get annihilated by a space lser sent by aliens
gloomy urchin
is this ignore-button enough ragebaiting or is this keep-the-chat-engaged enough ragebaiting 🤔
sage steeple
is this ignore-button enough ragebaiting or is this keep-the-chat-engaged enough...
Idk, I am pressing the buttons on your message, they don't work.
Oh wait
gloomy urchin
sage steeple
Ha ha ha
sage steeple
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253323996405960707/1405115251724124230/s...
Do you really like to send gifs of anime kids?
gloomy urchin
nah just the anime in general
sage steeple
I won't continue the joke as that may lead to perma ban
stuck hollow
whuh
gloomy urchin
coward
stuck hollow
I won't continue the joke as that may lead to perma ban
do you at least like your name?
sage steeple
do you at least like your name?
'We' do
gloomy urchin
At least I will live to see another day in this discord. That is enough
im honestly suprised how they havent executed you yet
sage steeple
im honestly suprised how they havent executed you yet
How do you know I am not one of 'they'
stuck hollow
At least I will live to see another day in this discord. That is enough
if you're interested in events of this server enough you can always keep an alt that doesn't send any messages so it doesn't raise suspicion
sage steeple
if you're interested in events of this server enough you can always keep an alt ...
Mama raised no 'female genital'
stuck hollow
Mama raised no 'female genital'
then continue the joke
gloomy urchin
BRO HOW IN THE WORLD THEY DIDNT FIND A REASON TO KILL YOU
sage steeple
i hope you from old age
That is actually good thing. Thank you.
gloomy urchin
haii rali rali rali
stuck hollow
https://tenor.com/view/gator-running-alligator-gif-26617988
wow
sage steeple
then continue the joke
No. And please keep it in your pants Old Jeff
stuck hollow
No. And please keep it in your pants Old Jeff
i don't have one
sage steeple
i don't have one
Hmmmm.... interesting
gloomy urchin
ok im actually going to bed bye
stuck hollow
ok im actually going to bed bye
cya
sage steeple
ok im actually going to bed bye
you forgot to add death infront of bed
gloomy urchin
i am genuinely going to block you
sage steeple
i am genuinely going to block you
I am unblockable
sage steeple
https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-kid-who-is-that-rNSVSdqlQhe6hEecyz
No
hybrid granite
1 blocked message
worldly vapor
when the update drops its gonna be mythical
theyre gonna fix everything in the game at once
sage steeple
This is the second time ominous stupid cat idiot
Don't you put the question mark. I know what you did you snitch
gloomy urchin
Don't you put the question mark. I know what you did you snitch
didnt do nun
but i think i understand what happened
sage steeple
didnt do nun
Oh you did, son. You did.
hybrid granite
Go to sleep ignore ragebait
gloomy urchin
nope genuinely didnt
sage steeple
but i think i understand what happened
Oh you do, son. You do.
hybrid granite
gloomy urchin
maybe you learn from whatever happened
sage steeple
maybe you learn from whatever happened
stuck hollow
cokc
gloomy urchin
ok if its what i think it is then rule 8 wah wah drop the topic
sage steeple
im getting banned probs
What? Why
worldly vapor
damn its got a red head and everything
hybrid granite
im getting banned probs
Why would you get banned for saying cockerel thats a chicken
drowsy finch
Outstanding Avian
gloomy urchin
Outstanding Avian
are you moth
worldly vapor
Outstanding Avian
why are you moth
gloomy urchin
should i call you moth
gloomy urchin
can i call you mothie
lost palmBOT
Talk to my agent
[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @suar4088 ]
stuck hollow
Why would you get banned for saying cockerel thats a chicken
maybe even a cockatrice
drowsy finch
can i call you mothie
I’m not gonna have the mouth pfp for too much longuh anywho
sage steeple
worldly vapor
https://tenor.com/view/sonic-meme-black-sonic-gumball-sonic-gumball-richard-soni...
stop
please
gloomy urchin
I’m not gonna have the mouth pfp for too much longuh anywho
whar
gloomy urchin
oh wait i understand
hybrid granite
Hope you like half cord
worldly vapor
How about stop being jealous of my beautiful body
drowsy finch
gloomy urchin
Got a bird cooking up
does this to you
drowsy finch
does this to you
Does fucking WHAT to me ? 😭
gloomy urchin
evil interrogation or whatever
sage steeple
does this to you
AI slop
gloomy urchin
its a cool picture and it fits w/ your pfp
sage steeple
thats not ai
Just wanted to say AI slop
sage steeple
ok 3rd bed time
Have terrible nightmares
worldly vapor
ok 3rd bed time
is this only the 3rd time you have gone to bed in your life
sage steeple
you are a fart head and poopy brain
My brain can pooop!!???? Awsome
gloomy urchin
Have terrible nightmares
pray for backrooms please i need liminal dreams
worldly vapor
pray for backrooms please i need liminal dreams
i hope u dream about being a moth
sage steeple
pray for backrooms please i need liminal dreams
Whatever no
honest crest
sage steeple
1 year too late buddy
sage steeple
im just calling you names
My brain is named poop!!?? Awsome
sage steeple
you are also named poop
No I am not.
sharp dust
Ok
sage steeple
@worldly vapor
worldly vapor
<@535068293510332446>
hi poop
worldly vapor
Looking at the mirror buddy?
nope im looking at you
sage steeple
nope im looking at you
Are you admitting to a cyber crime?
worldly vapor
Are you admitting to a cyber crime?
its not a crime to look at you, poop
sage steeple
its not a crime to look at you, poop
It is if you can't
little hornet
My brain can pooop!!???? Awsome
sort of, the longer you are awake, your brain sort of leaves these.... garbage traces in your neural pathways? as far as I understand? that are only really cleared by sleep. so yeah your brain sorta poops
sage steeple
sort of, the longer you are awake, your brain sort of leaves these.... garbage t...
You lost me at "Sor-"
little hornet
you lost me a "Y"
worldly vapor
sort of, the longer you are awake, your brain sort of leaves these.... garbage t...
I went to bed at 4:00 AM
sage steeple
you lost me a "Y"
K
worldly vapor
so basically im full of brain poop just like @sage steeple
little hornet
I went to bed at 4:00 AM
yup
sage steeple
so basically im full of brain poop just like <@1008074628062773351>
No. You are full of brain poop. I am full of organs, bones, muscles, blood, etc. and brain poop of course.
worldly vapor
No. You are full of brain poop. I am full of organs, bones, muscles, blood, etc....
you are full of poop
sage steeple
you are full of poop
I don't remember you doing my colonoscopy
hybrid granite
sort of, the longer you are awake, your brain sort of leaves these.... garbage t...
Poopy heaf
worldly vapor
I don't remember you doing my colonoscopy
I act through the hands of all men
sage steeple
I act through the hands of all men
You lost me at "I"
worldly vapor
You lost me at "I"
you lost me at "y"
sage steeple
you lost me at "y"
K
hybrid granite
You lost me before you even typed
sage steeple
You lost me before you even typed
I hope I never find you again
worldly vapor
you lo
hybrid granite
Im lost help me
sage steeple
Im lost help me
How can you talk to us when you are lost?
Get into the role
hybrid granite
4g
sage steeple
You are just bending the rules now. I am not gonna play
worldly vapor
Im lost help me
hybrid granite
sage steeple
AI slop
hybrid granite
Bro i live on mars
worldly vapor
Bro i live on mars
Qatar
worldly vapor
In all seriousness though im GMT +1
Rossiya
hybrid granite
Nope
hybrid granite
The balkans and central europe
worldly vapor
The balkans and central europe
Srbija
hybrid granite
Correct
worldly vapor
wait
worldly vapor
Cause its easier with 12 hour to read
europeans always make fun of americans for not using 24 hour time
sage steeple
Cause its easier with 12 hour to read
Did you immigrate to europe?
hybrid granite
No i was born here
hybrid granite
europeans always make fun of americans for not using 24 hour time
I only do it with the imperial measurements
worldly vapor
I only do it with the imperial measurements
i like lbs better than kgs but I prefer the metric distance and volume measurements
its just so much easier to do baking and stuff if everything is divisible by 10
that way I dont have to literally use a calculator to figure out how much of something I need
sage steeple
that way I dont have to literally use a calculator to figure out how much of som...
You don't have to
worldly vapor
I dont bake
the onlky time I ever bakjed was when I made Challah and literally the first time baking I was already disliking the imperial volume measurements
sage steeple
No i was born here
No way'
azure summit
i like lbs better than kgs but I prefer the metric distance and volume measureme...
i like fahrenheit better than celcius
worldly vapor
i like fahrenheit better than celcius
oh yeah I forgot about that
azure summit
everything else is valid though
worldly vapor
I think I also prefer fahrenheit
sage steeple
i like fahrenheit better than celcius
L opinion
hybrid granite
Farenheit sucks cause 100 sounds really hot but it isnt
azure summit
Farenheit sucks cause 100 sounds really hot but it isnt
to some people it is
sage steeple
Farenheit sucks cause 100 sounds really hot but it isnt
You could have stopped at "Farenheit sucks" and it would still be valid
hybrid granite
Or it is hot
sage steeple
i mean fahrenheit and celsius are both equal imo
That is not an opinion
worldly vapor
That is not an opinion
it is
azure summit
0 is really cold
worldly vapor
I mean equal in qualtiy for everyday purposes
worldly vapor
Farenheit sucks cause 100 sounds really hot but it isnt
100 fahrenheit is really hot, thats like saudi arabia temperatures
hybrid granite
Yeah but 100 sounds like boiling temperatures
worldly vapor
They are 0 celsius = 32 Fahrenheit
so its equal as long as u just change your beginning point
easy
hybrid granite
Like enough to make water boil
sage steeple
so its equal as long as u just change your beginning point
No shit
worldly vapor
0 celcius is mildly cold
0 celsius is literally freezing temp isnt it
hybrid granite
I dont wanna relearn another measuring system too
azure summit
well yeah but to me its mildly cold
sage steeple
0 celcius is mildly cold
0 celcius is not mildly cold
hybrid granite
I grew up with celsius and im staying celsius
azure summit
regarding people not water
worldly vapor
well yeah but to me its mildly cold
do u fucking live in yakutsk or something
azure summit
no i live in northeast america
sage steeple
well yeah but to me its mildly cold
Are you a penguin?
azure summit
32 degrees is not that bad
azure summit
Are you a penguin?
check my pfp
sage steeple
check my pfp
So you are a Penguin
azure summit
So you are a Penguin
yes
hybrid granite
check my pfp
Wdym naval all the way
hybrid granite
War thunder naval
sage steeple
we do ship stuff
Merchant ship?
azure summit
larp
hybrid granite
I only know rp and larp
azure summit
i put z because mistype
hybrid granite
Oh
sage steeple
I only know rp and larp
tf is a larp?
worldly vapor
tf is a larp?
uncle
hybrid granite
azure summit
sage steeple
https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483...
Ohhhhhhh
hybrid granite
No i dont
sage steeple
this server is larp
Maybe you are larp. You probably don't exist and are spying on us
azure summit
because they can afford thousand dollar armor
hybrid granite
Isnt larp armor cheaper
hybrid granite
Buhurt armor is thousands of bucks
sage steeple
https://tenor.com/view/ns-2nia-military-van-kidnapping-gif-2075325449806330853
What?
hybrid granite
Yeah but compared to buhurt its cheap
Full larp armor is probably like 500 bucks at most
azure summit
true
what about the historical armor thats functional
either with hardened steel or
titanium alloy
hybrid granite
Thats buhurt armor
azure summit
buhurt armor is different
hybrid granite
No
azure summit
they wear a certain type of helmet that has a lot of gaps
hybrid granite
I want a replica but im not rich
forest juniper
Are you gangstalking me
azure summit
of ttime of the setting the game takes place
functional replicas
most ppl just buy them to wear them once and then never again
hybrid granite
So instead of going full plate im gonna buy like a chainmail shirt, gambeson, breastplate coif and kettle helm
sage steeple
Are you gangstalking me
Old Jeff. How is the merchandise.
azure summit
i understand that but thats kinda like buying a lambo and not driving it
azure summit
So instead of going full plate im gonna buy like a chainmail shirt, gambeson, br...
i might go full plate
forest juniper
The merchandise been toSst into tha lake ye of nooo value
worldly vapor
So instead of going full plate im gonna buy like a chainmail shirt, gambeson, br...
stylistically thats much more peak, maybe instead of a kettle I would go for a sallet without a bevor
azure summit
i despise buhurt armor
cant do cool thrusts in it
hybrid granite
Is there a way to make text bigger im trying to drive
(For those who do not understand this is a satirical remark and j do not own any motor vehicle)
forest juniper
I have retired deeper into the ocean where no man may find me and I likes it that wayyy
sage steeple
I am feeling sleepy. I guess I am gonna go sleep
hybrid granite
stylistically thats much more peak, maybe instead of a kettle I would go for a s...
Visored?
sage steeple
I have retired deeper into the ocean where no man may find me and I likes it tha...
I pray for nemo
forest juniper
Sleeping is kinda gay
sage steeple
I pray for nemo
elite tier joke btw
hybrid granite
I’d maybe go barbute with nasal for the slash protection
forest juniper
I'm more of a dory man myself
red ermine
Guys is half sword okay to play on rtx 2070 super squad & cpu 5600g squad ?
hybrid granite
But kettle looks nicer
sage steeple
Sleeping is kinda gay
How did you know I am gay?
worldly vapor
But kettle looks nicer
nuh uh
red ermine
Sorry about squad it’s my phone
forest juniper
Everyone who uses discord pretty much is
hybrid granite
Guys is half sword okay to play on rtx 2070 super squad & cpu 5600g squad ?
I play on a 1050 so it should be good for you
red ermine
I play on a 1050 so it should be good for you
For real, or sir are you joking cmon sir
hybrid granite
Im not joking
worldly vapor
I mean nicer than barbute
nuh uh
hybrid granite
Im not even tripping dawg
sage steeple
For real, or sir are you joking cmon sir
It is ser you commoner.
worldly vapor
Man you should read my messages
i did
red ermine
Hah man sir I’m a peasant in half sword
worldly vapor
Barbute with NASAL
yes
forest juniper
I've just splashed pickled meat juice all over the inside of my car and on my clothing and I'm about to gun it right through the windows of this laundromat
hybrid granite
Wheres the nasal on the barbute you posted
forest juniper
In retaliation
hybrid granite
This one is more effective than kettle but dosent look as stylish
worldly vapor
This one is more effective than kettle but dosent look as stylish
might as well jut use a sallet heh
worldly vapor
Sallets dont have a hinged nasal part
just just cover your whole upper face
icy shadow
having a hinged nasal would not make it not a sallet
hybrid granite
just just cover your whole upper face
More thrust protection but less vision
red ermine
Lowest specs needed to kick some ass on half sword please sir
hybrid granite
Cause the nasal is literally infront of your nose you probably wont even notice it in combat
icy shadow
also medieval people did not care as much about specifically classifying items like we do today
indigo grail
Lowest specs needed to kick some ass on half sword please sir
i5 6500 gtx 1060 6gb and like 8 gigabytes of ram
hybrid granite
also medieval people did not care as much about specifically classifying items l...
Helmet is helmet, if i dont die from hit it is good
icy shadow
yeah you get it
icy shadow
how'd you get this picture of me
plain citrus
Why use armour when shields exist
plain citrus
Chainmail and shield
red ermine
i5 6500 gtx 1060 6gb and like 8 gigabytes of ram
Thank you!!!! LEGEND
icy shadow
or keep a hand on a horse's reins
indigo grail
Thank you!!!! LEGEND
you should get a config too
icy shadow
Chainmail and shield
they did it like that for a while but then they developed better armor
red ermine
you should get a config too
May I ask what you mean a config?
indigo grail
May I ask what you mean a config?
there's a engine.ini file you can make to configure the game a bunch more than the settings allow
hybrid granite
Chainmail and shield
Then someone gets a rondel and stabs through your mail from behind
If you had a cuirass this never would’ve happened
plain citrus
Then someone gets a rondel and stabs through your mail from behind
I would never fight alone
red ermine
there's a engine.ini file you can make to configure the game a bunch more than t...
Ah I see thanks for this by the ways!
hybrid granite
I would never fight alone
What if your teammates fall
red ermine
@indigo grail take it easy!!
plain citrus
What if your teammates fall
Run
icy shadow
strong pierces can defeat mail, like arrows and a lance strike. even a solid stab with an acute point on foot
plain citrus
What if you run into someone with a rondel
Well they’d be infront of me
indigo grail
Ah I see thanks for this by the ways!
somewhere there's a mod to remove hair too which makes it slightly less intensive on your vram
hybrid granite
Well they’d be infront of me
But if you fight him you have to stop and then the enemies catch up to you and kill you
icy shadow
plate armor overtook chainmail for the nobility because it's simply more effective
chainmail still saw plenty of use among poorer ranks
lunar glade
So i have heard that the full release is super buggy. But has it been fixed yet? Or should i wait awhile longer for better optimization?
plain citrus
But if you fight him you have to stop and then the enemies catch up to you and k...
Run further
hybrid granite
Run further
Hes gonna stop you
plain citrus
I doubt anybody in plate armour could catch up
icy shadow
plate armor doesn't stop you from running
plain citrus
Hes gonna stop you
Push him off to the side or something
icy shadow
especially if you've conditioned yourself to wear it for long periods
scarlet creek
plate armor doesn't stop you from running
It does make you slower and get tired faster
plain citrus
plate armor doesn't stop you from running
A man in chainmail definitely runs faster than one in plate armour
icy shadow
It does make you slower and get tired faster
not slower, but yes tired faster
rancid reef
y'all ever try using a rake as a man catcher in abyss
and use an axe or something to finish it
hybrid granite
Push him off to the side or something
Hes gonna slow you down and so the people chasing you catch up
icy shadow
A man in chainmail definitely runs faster than one in plate armour
it depends on how much chainmail, and the type of chainmail. full head to toe mail in a dense weave could easily be as heavy as full plate
mail is heavy
neither one stops you from running and moving around
hybrid granite
chainmail still saw plenty of use among poorer ranks
Haubureks were super good for average footmen still
hybrid granite
neither one stops you from running and moving around
Armor was designed around flexibility and protection not just protection
icy shadow
Haubureks were super good for average footmen still
yeah we see a lot of depictions of footmen using haubergeons into the 14th and 15th centuries
scarlet creek
not slower, but yes tired faster
What are we comparing it to? Because if it's against light armor or no armor at all it's def slower
hybrid granite
People fail to realize that
plain citrus
Hes gonna slow you down and so the people chasing you catch up
If he somehow grabs me while I try to evade him then he deserves to kill me at this point
icy shadow
Armor was designed around flexibility and protection not just protection
yeah it has to be usable to fight
icy shadow
What are we comparing it to? Because if it's against light armor or no armor at ...
probably not noticeably slower. it's not that heavy
it will drain your energy faster than no armor or lighter armor though
plain citrus
How thick is plate
violet garden
A man in chainmail definitely runs faster than one in plate armour
Afaik mail could be more cumbersome than plate. By its nature as a more loose-fitting, less rigid kind of armor, it has the potential to be decently bulky. Ofc, mitigated by belts and whatnot, but still, it’s not going to be much easier to be in than plate
icy shadow
How thick is plate
varies a lot. between pieces, across the body, etc. could be as little as half a mm or up to several mm
an example
rancid reef
some people got long backs
violet garden
an example
Y don’t they just make plate 4 inch thick so nothing get thru are they stupid…?
scarlet creek
probably not noticeably slower. it's not that heavy
Still makes your movement more unnatural and that's something I noticed in videos of people running in armor
worldly vapor
Y don’t they just make plate 4 inch thick so nothing get thru are they stupid…?
y not they just make a giant wagon and cover it in metal and put the spears out of holes in the wageon and put a cannon in the wageon are they stupid
scarlet creek
Still makes your movement more unnatural and that's something I noticed in video...
now of course if you're a strong ass dude with some sexy killer legs you probably wouldnt care
icy shadow
Still makes your movement more unnatural and that's something I noticed in video...
yeah it does add an amount of restriction in your movement, depending what you have
violet garden
y not they just make a giant wagon and cover it in metal and put the spears out ...
That’s fkn stupid just put a big rock in front of it and it’s dead
icy shadow
large pauldrons will limit how far you lift your arms above your head for example
hybrid granite
y not they just make a giant wagon and cover it in metal and put the spears out ...
How is it gonna move
worldly vapor
Still makes your movement more unnatural and that's something I noticed in video...
maybe for armor from like 1415 but some of the mid to late 1500s super articulated stuff is amazing
scarlet creek
maybe for armor from like 1415 but some of the mid to late 1500s super articulat...
I thought we were talking abt medieval armor not renassaince armor
icy shadow
Y don’t they just make plate 4 inch thick so nothing get thru are they stupid…?
unfortunately tanks had not been invented at this time
renaissance armor is a continuation of medieval armor
worldly vapor
I thought we were talking abt medieval armor not renassaince armor
ik but look at this
plain citrus
Why do soldiers fight
icy shadow
leg armor is the part that's going to be most annoying for people to wear
plain citrus
They could die
scarlet creek
ik but look at this
Was the ball needed
plain citrus
Stupids
hybrid granite
Would yall take grand bascinets or older bascinets
icy shadow
great bascinets are sick asf
worldly vapor
Was the ball needed
codpiece
hybrid granite
Was the ball needed
Comfort is needed
worldly vapor
violet garden
unfortunately tanks had not been invented at this time
Tell that to Zizek, I guess he didn’t get the memo
hybrid granite
Even in the most private areas
violet garden
Was the ball needed
It’s absolutely necessary to function
plain citrus
Was the ball needed
I think if crotch armour protrudes it makes empty space between the area and the plate so blunt strikes don’t do as much damage
icy shadow
it is also a fashion thing at this time
violet garden
I think if crotch armour protrudes it makes empty space between the area and the...
Big ol protruding codpieces were just for fun afaik
worldly vapor
who rolling up in this
violet garden
To let all the 16th century baddies know you’re a player
worldly vapor
cute skirt
scarlet creek
enlarged codpieces
Wasn't henry the something a big fan of them
icy shadow
what a cutie
violet garden
who rolling up in this
Damn that guy had a huge nose
icy shadow
Wasn't henry the something a big fan of them
of course he was, that was his tournament armor
scarlet creek
who rolling up in this
Honestly much rather use this than a giant codpiece
worldly vapor
Damn that guy had a huge nose
lol
worldly vapor
Honestly much rather use this than a giant codpiece
what abt a giant codpiece with a face and nose on it
hybrid granite
Tell that to Zizek, I guess he didn’t get the memo
That czech dude?
scarlet creek
what abt a giant codpiece with a face and nose on it
that's good too
Human looking armor is awesome
violet garden
That czech dude?
I mixed up Zizek with Zizka I’m an idiot
scarlet creek
Not the most protective tho
worldly vapor
I mixed up Zizek with Zizka I’m an idiot
LMAOOOOOOOO
hybrid granite
who rolling up in this
Even cute little flowers on the helmet
icy shadow
i am semi considering getting a helmet with a humanoid visor
worldly vapor
zizek and jan zizka are like complete opposite peple
icy shadow
violet garden
LMAOOOOOOOO
Imagine the last thing you hear before the cannon turns you into goo being that glorious schniff
icy shadow
it looks evil to me
worldly vapor
cool asf
icy shadow
hello mid 16th century
worldly vapor
wtf kinda helmet is this, its like an owl sallet / maximilian helm combo or smth
plain citrus
Instead of small slits for eyes why didn’t they just poke a ton of small holes on the face part
worldly vapor
icy shadow
wtf kinda helmet is this, its like an owl sallet / maximilian helm combo or smth
it's a close helmet, it would be contemporary with the owl faced sallets
german too
worldly vapor
it's a close helmet, it would be contemporary with the owl faced sallets
theres no wy thats a close helmet
icy shadow
at the time they might have called it a sallet though
worldly vapor
at the time they might have called it a sallet though
its like a close helm if it was an owl sallet
icy shadow
ive never seen anything like this
really? i've seen several similarly constructed things from 1500s-1510s
worldly vapor
I also love these
worldly vapor
really? i've seen several similarly constructed things from 1500s-1510s
ik but those are more explicity owl sallets or maximilian
not hybrids like this I think
icy shadow
idk if i'd call it a hybrid, just a close helmet
conceptually it is basically just a sallet with a hinged jaw plate integrated
they just made shit back then
they didn't make things to suit nice categories
violet garden
I also love these
I love you Mr. Savoyard…
icy shadow
more likely i will just get this sallet
hybrid granite
17th century cavalry helmet
hybrid granite
more likely i will just get this sallet
I’d get a hounskull for the looks
Beautiful looking helmet
icy shadow
I’d get a hounskull for the looks
are you planning to get a specific kit at all?
i'm piecing one together for armored combat with the group near me
hybrid granite
Too poor for one sadly
icy shadow
so like a c. 1500s-1510s german mercenary kit
icy shadow
Too poor for one sadly
well maybe your luck will change
hybrid granite
I dont even have anything hema or armored conbat related near me for about 300km
icy shadow
could always get a buddy and practice
hybrid granite
Serbia sucks when it comes to stuff like this
icy shadow
i'm surprised
hearty sorrel
icy shadow
delicious
hybrid granite
could always get a buddy and practice
Tried to get a friend that likes watching hema content sometimes to do it with me but he dosent. Would get another friend to do it but he recently had heart muscle problems and cant do any sport for 3 months
icy shadow
aw man
hybrid granite
So in short nobody i can do it with
icy shadow
well, you can practice solo too. also you don't have to fight if you get armor, you can just have it for the sake of having it
hearty sorrel
Tried to get a friend that likes watching hema content sometimes to do it with m...
thats a pretty bad inconvenience my friend
icy shadow
if you were to get an armor set, i guess you'd go with early 15th century to accompany your houndskull?
hybrid granite
I plan to go to belgrade next summer though. I talked with a HEMA trainer at terca and i am most likely gonna learn the basics there and some solo drills
hybrid granite
if you were to get an armor set, i guess you'd go with early 15th century to acc...
If it comes to a full kit i’d get something italian between 14-15th century
plain scroll
So in short nobody i can do it with
Ive seen bike arm stands used to practice binds but im not a HEMA boy so idk how effective or recommended they are
hybrid granite
I have a photo of a kit i’d like to get
icy shadow
I plan to go to belgrade next summer though. I talked with a HEMA trainer at ter...
very nice
hybrid granite
neat, why italian?
Cause serbia had mainly italian plate armor iirc
worldly vapor
Cause serbia had mainly italian plate armor iirc
i think its funny that even srbija had italian plate but for sokme reasons the eastern romans barely adopted it
icy shadow
eventually i want to get some English armor from 1460s-1470s
after this german mercenary kit
hybrid granite
this is the type of armor they had at around that period in serbia
of course, nobles had it
weary tinsel
who @ me
hybrid granite
yeah its a mix between italian and germanic i think
hybrid granite
yeah its a mix between italian and germanic i think
didnt study too much of it but thats as much as i know
weary tinsel
<@1434276776174944359> bro..
hmm
violet garden
Cause serbia had mainly italian plate armor iirc
No… Italian have Serbian plate… SERBIA!!! 🇷🇸 🇷🇸 🇷🇸
icy shadow
i looked into polish armor for my girlfriend and it all looks extremely german
hybrid granite
of course, nobles had it
footmen used bascinets, sallets (unvisored ones i think), brigandine and mail. some of them sometimes had cuisses/greaves too
worldly vapor
ew wtf bro
icy shadow
generally you will see more visorless helmets with footmen
hybrid granite
im gonna block you
worldly vapor
define footmen
a man who fights on foot who isnt a dismounted man at arms
hybrid granite
define footmen
most average unmounted soldier
indigo grail
god bless srbija
this is how worms look up at you after you almost kill them
icy shadow
i think in this context it would mean non-noble infantrymen especially common levies
hybrid granite
this is how worms look up at you after you almost kill them
worms after you lift up a rock
worldly vapor
icy shadow
probably also household/retained infantrymen
worldly vapor
indigo grail
this is like the face of an ant really close up
icy shadow
some helmets like this will be victorian fakes btw
weary tinsel
i think in this context it would mean non-noble infantrymen especially common le...
theres plenty of "footmen" that had visored sallets
indigo grail
just disturbing
worldly vapor
indigo grail
icy shadow
theres plenty of "footmen" that had visored sallets
yeah, plenty more did not use visored sallets
hybrid granite
theres plenty of "footmen" that had visored sallets
im talking about mainly balkan (serbian) infantry
worldly vapor
yeah, plenty more did not use visored sallets
specially archers seemed to like unvisored sallets
icy shadow
there are no hard and fast rules since equipment was not standardized
worldly vapor
there are no hard and fast rules since equipment was not standardized
my hard and fast rule is that anything I dont think is cool didnt happen
basically every stereotype in my head is true
icy shadow
my hard and fast rule is that anything I dont think is cool didnt happen
based and delusionpilled
worldly vapor
and if you challenge me I will throw a tantrum
im so based and toddlerpilled
its called being swigma
weary tinsel
this chat is crazy lmao
indigo grail
i find we usually talk about helmets here and not other pieces of armor like breastplates
worldly vapor
this chat is crazy lmao
cortisol levels: spiked
indigo grail
icy shadow
helmets are kind of the "face" of armor so it makes sense we'd focus on them
indigo grail
cortisol levels: spiked
worldly vapor
i find we usually talk about helmets here and not other pieces of armor like bre...
because helmets have the most recognizable shape while breastplates tend to be very similar except for like kasten brust
sage steeple
https://tenor.com/view/ai-apple-niche-ai-apple-niche-apple-niche-apple-ai-gif-14...
Why does it look so hot
icy shadow
i think that says something about you
weary tinsel
because helmets have the most recognizable shape while breastplates tend to be v...
What?
indigo grail
helmets are kind of the "face" of armor so it makes sense we'd focus on them
that is true
worldly vapor
What?
i mean yea thats literally it
breastplates are mostly smooth and relatively featureless unless they are specific and rarer types or drastically different in time period
or have an insane level of art on them
while helmets even within a time period of 20 years can have massive differences
all in common use
theres more variety to discuss
and its more apparent
icy shadow
i mean idk, if you look at mid-late 15th century examples you can see stylistic differences between breastplates from german lands, italy, england, iberia, etc etc
worldly vapor
the differences in breastplates are more minute
indigo grail
and its more apparent
Chill
sage steeple
or the other sense of the word?
Why are you so curious young man
worldly vapor
i mean idk, if you look at mid-late 15th century examples you can see stylistic ...
ofc but those differences are more for the trained eye and specific variations
its not as recognizable as like
the difference between an armet, a sallet, and a barbute
which look completely different
worldly vapor
i would call the german "gothic" breastplates an extreme example lol
for me rlly the most extreme example of a unique breastplate are the ones with engravings or later type like anima
but generally most of them tend to be smooth and of a similar shape
just with some differences
hybrid granite
i find we usually talk about helmets here and not other pieces of armor like bre...
cause helmets are cooler to discuss than cuisses
weary tinsel
flase
worldly vapor
cause helmets are cooler to discuss than cuisses
u mean cuirasses
icy shadow
i think our human orientation toward recognizing faces leads us to focus more on helmets
weary tinsel
cuisses are awesome to discuss for legs
worldly vapor
unless u meant cuisses
hybrid granite
i mean he did say 'other pieces of armor' so i said cuisses as an example
weary tinsel
bru
icy shadow
they make your thighs not get stabbed
worldly vapor
they make your thighs not get stabbed
i know what a cuiss is
icy shadow
my god
indigo grail
for freaking breastplates i think ones like this are pretty nice
hybrid granite
it took me like 5 minutes to understand whats the difference between regular greaves and fluted greaves no joke
icy shadow
i'm pretty sure cuisse is just french for thigh
weary tinsel
for freaking breastplates i think ones like this are pretty nice
peascods are alright
worldly vapor
indigo grail
all the ones with fancy stuff like this!
hybrid granite
i only know like helmets and cuirasses/breastplates
pearl coral
we talking armor !?
weary tinsel
fuck yes
hybrid granite
yes armor
worldly vapor
for freaking breastplates i think ones like this are pretty nice
ye but this is out of time period for medieval
worldly vapor
all the ones with fancy stuff like this!
so is this one
im sayiny specifically 1400s breastplates
indigo grail
im sayiny specifically 1400s breastplates
okay this is only like 1600s though
icy shadow
i might get a copy of this made
worldly vapor
but ofc if u compare a plate from like 1380 and 1450 there will be a massive differences
indigo grail
its not that far out
hybrid granite
14th and 15th century is my favorite period for armor tbh
hybrid granite
i might get a copy of this made
most average breastplate
worldly vapor
this is ome of my fav type
icy shadow
most average breastplate
exactly
weary tinsel
not really
worldly vapor
icy shadow
for their period, super average
hybrid granite
not really
average looking for me
pearl coral
hybrid granite
aint even a single thing on the breastplate
weary tinsel
for their period, super average
agreed
indigo grail
this is ome of my fav type
i do think its pretty fancy
hybrid granite
'function over looks' breastplate
indigo grail
i like when armor gets dark like that
hybrid granite
(even if its the same)
hybrid granite
i like when armor gets dark like that
i like blued armor
icy shadow
also considered this similar, slightly fancier one
pearl coral
blued / gilded armor is overrated imo
weary tinsel
true
worldly vapor
on a scale of 1 to 10 how average is ts
hybrid granite
kinda but it looks nice
indigo grail
this one!
weary tinsel
huh
stable wren
blued / gilded armor is overrated imo
I like glided armor when its just the trim, i think full glided is overkill
pearl coral
latten edges ?
stable wren
latten edges ?
If that what it's called then yesh
indigo grail
ts does not look real
it might not be lol i just searched on google
pearl coral
indigo grail
i dont really know where i'd check for actual pieces
worldly vapor
it might not be lol i just searched on google
giant freaking black leather straps over teh whole thing
hybrid granite
i like textile covered more than blued though
pearl coral
coat of plates full breastplate
stable wren
I am flying a helicopter and texting, sorry chat
indigo grail
giant freaking black leather straps over teh whole thing
okay but it goes hard
worldly vapor
is this from the late 1300s
hybrid granite
I am flying a helicopter and texting, sorry chat
no worries i can make my text larger so you can read it better
worldly vapor
okay but it goes hard
this is the rea lversion
pearl coral
is this from the late 1300s
probably closer to middle 1300s
indigo grail
look at this!
worldly vapor
weary tinsel
probably closer to middle 1300s
pretty sure as well
pearl coral
neat isn’t it
indigo grail
this is the rea lversion
if only it was pointier
worldly vapor
probably closer to middle 1300s
ok I just wasnt aware they were capable of making plates that large by then
weary tinsel
I've seen the manuscript before
worldly vapor
but I can tell its 1300s because the shape is a little bit unoptomized lmao
icy shadow
very weird, never seen this
pearl coral
but I can tell its 1300s because the shape is a little bit unoptomized lmao
yeah its like his entire torso lol
bro cannot move
hybrid granite
im pretty sure mordschlag has seen it all at this point
worldly vapor
bro cannot move
what he do if his horse dies tho